 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and today we are playing Tamadachi Life. It is so good to be able to say, I have a life. I just don't mit the Tamadachi part because you know, it's just nice to be able to say I have a life for a change. Alright, let's go into my fictional village with many of my split personalities. Alright, donations please. Give me, I can't remember how it said. You know when you give money to a church? I'm gonna say teeth. Give me your teeth. Aw little Kev. I give all my pocket money. 70 quid, not bad people. You have appeased your dear leader. Alright, let's check in how everyone's doing. Turret looks kind of pissed off for some reason. God, you don't feed someone for a week and they immediately turn on you. I want to be friends with default. We all do, trust me. She's like a breakout star of this series. Alright, what would default like? Keep it brief I think. She's the perfect match for Turret, you know why? Because he'll show up looking like that, like a fecking monster and she'll be like, I don't care. I have no strong feelings one way or the other. What do you think they're talking about? Like she has no personality whatsoever and he has too much personality but no way of like getting it across. He can't articulate himself. Usually just a series of grunts and turgs. Alright, well whatever they talked about it worked their friends now. What's he giving me? He gave me some cold medicine as a gift. Well did you say it's the thought that counts? Well shouldn't he give me a cold medicine? Sucks to be you. Aw poor little Kev is sneezing too. Well to be fair I have an allergy so I assume little Kev does. His whole cage is filled with this sawdust. It can't be good for his allergies. What do you think about me in default? Oh my god you guys have some obsession with default. Little Kev wants to be with default. Aw she's so out of your league. Yeah he's definitely having some reaction here. He's scratching non-stop and he's sneezing. Aw well you're staying in the cage little man. Let's do a gorg once. He's rolling around on his floor. It's been a while. Oh my god he sounds pissed. He's like where have you been? You like a hat would you? Alright I'll get you a feckin hat. So what's on the shopping list for today? We're getting him a hat. Grogneck what do you want? I want a sneeze. I've got this cold medicine if that's any help. Tickle the me's nose to get them to sneeze. Okay sneeze on me please. I'm really into it. Come on sneeze. Oh yeah come on. This is so disturbing. Did I get it? No? There you go. There's your sneeze. I don't know why your room is full of children who are laughing once you sneeze. But I'm not gonna question that Grogneck. Cause I'm a good friend. What would you like to give? Give me a song. I think personally that this is an alternate reality. So like popular music here hasn't been written in their universe yet. So let's just plagiarize a popular song. What's the most popular song right now? I don't know like any of these songs. Am I so out of touch? No. No it's the kids who are wrong. Alright we're just gonna do a famous song that I already know of. Okay here we go. A famous iconic song that really is probably the number one of all time. If we really want to go into ghost territory. Oh this is awful. Very good Grogneck. I don't know if you're into the deep lore of Smash Mouth. But there's a nice little clip of them where they were playing a little outdoor concert. And someone threw bread at the main singer and he got really upset. So that was kind of an homage to that really. We were trying to do something outside the box. No I don't think I'll save my changes. Thank you. That was probably our worst song ever. Anything for the shopping list Mr. Jim Peckens? Oh he's having a dream which is no doubt gonna be a nightmare. Oh my god there he is with all his disciples. This is his version of the Last Supper. This is feckin demented. Jesus Christ they all just keep asking each other how are things going in your country? Your country's economy is doing well isn't it? Not bad darling and then they all laugh. What do I do here? Is this it? Like is this a dream or a nightmare? Cause I know it's a nightmare for me at least. I can't listen to that anymore. How are things going in your country by the way? Yeah he woke up with a bit of shock. I think it was a nightmare for him too. You're starving. Okay I'll get you some food from the shop and I'll get a gorg. Oh wait I've got some food here actually. You take this. So I just need to get gorg a hash. That's my shopping run for the day. Oh you leveled up fantastic. I'll give you a song but I'll come back to write it later. I think an opera would be nice. Actually I don't think we've done techno. You have a techno song. Sorry. I put techno on the floor where I belong. Alright let me go get gorg a hat. That's the main thing. There's so much to digest on this map. There's a lot going on. And we gotta make a new person and everything. Yeah Fez. He'll love that. Or maybe a cat ears headband. Oh god it's tough. It's tough. Now give me the Fez. Give me the Fez. That'll suit him. I think I want to add two more people to the island today. And one of them is a very forgotten character from the Call Me Kevin cinematic universe. Mikasso. Who would fit in perfectly in this village. Who honestly I'm thinking might be somewhere related to Terg. Just because of the nose placement alone. There we go Mikasso. It's been a while. I must admit. I'm sorry we forgot about you. Looks gentle. Relaxed kind. And honest. Sensitive and innocent. A dreamer. Living at their own pace. And never rushes into anything. Alright. And one more addition. Will be Ortigame. Otherwise known as Dan the Villain. Nickname is Rumble Tumble. Aw. Can't be. It's just Rumble Tumble. Sounds like an MMA name. And in the blue corner. Rumble Tumble. I made them a child. Okay. I don't know what I'm doing. I'm somehow making the sloth from Ice Age. Okay. Now I'm making a ghoul from Fallow. Hey smooth skin. I'm just making him as bad as I possibly can. To bring revenge on the way he treated me in the Sims. Okay. That's his mouth. That's almost falling off his chin. This is honestly the most horrifying thing we've made yet. Looks nothing like Dan. But it is scary. That's all I know. Oh my God. What kind of a voice is that? Oh my God. His face isn't even on his face. It's floating off it. He looks like a heroin addict. Perfect. Extremely shy. Doesn't show much emotion. But there is a lot going on deep down. I mean I can tell. Oh my God. Even his room is complete darkness. That is so scary. I've made a lot of paralysis demons. But I think this is a good one. I'm orty game. I'm orty game. That's it. I'd like some peanuts. And you would like some peanuts. I don't think I have any for you. I'll try and get you some. I'd like some peanuts. I know you want peanuts. I get it. I'll go get peanuts. Yes. You want peanuts. Okay. I'm going to get you peanuts. These YouTube stars dude. They're so demanding. A default. Everyone's favorite. Everybody clap for default. Let's play default. I just clicked don't play. All right. Sorry default. I'm sure they don't mind. They don't have strong feelings one way or the other. Despite them freaking out like that. I'm going to say they're doing a workout. Please play with me. Oh, they still want to play. Okay. See, they didn't even mind that I neglected them. They just ask again. That's default for you. Yes. They do. They do. They're both leaders. That is false. Unless something has changed in the meantime. Yeah. Wait. Yeah. You just met earlier. Actually. So no, you're not. Ah, Grogne can run at the same birthday. Could be possible. Because I've just been leaving them default a lot of the time. Sure. Fools. F**ker. F**kers. She gave me a roll of toilet paper. Probably to wipe away my tears from losing. I'm pissed. Let's play together. Welcome, Mikasso. God, you're terrifying. But somehow Rumble Tumble Games over there is more terrifying. You get to keep the item if you catch it before it hits the floor. You lose if you don't. Okay. Too bad. What? What was that about? Too bad. F**ker. I hate you, Mikasso. You're a horrible painting and an even worse friend. You got a box of tissues. I'm just going to be crying all day. Okay. I don't know why you were making mouse noises, Grogne, but I got you a hand. I like how he brings up the change curtain just with the fez on. It looks like a bucket got stuck up there. A news flash. Oh my God. It's Lil Kev behind the desk. Compatibility tester. Oh my God. No. Get him off the screen. Compatibility tester. Let's take a look at this. All right. I want to see how Lil Kev and Dan the Villain are going to get along. They get along better on some days than more than others. I don't understand. Let's see. Turg and Default, which is just a match made in heaven. Oh my God. Look at this. Love. A lack of rain leads to high expectations. Okay. I don't know what that means. I clearly don't understand relationships. Oh my God. Turg and Default's love rating. Don't give them bodies like that. It's really scary. What? It's hopeless. Why are you playing such cheery music? Default is no opinion one way or the other. As usual, she really didn't care. Her heartbeat has remained a solid 79. Her entire life. All right. What about Jim then? Do you like Jim? 25%. I mean, how are you supposed to make a match made in heaven when they literally don't care about anything? They're indifferent no matter what happens. Where's Lil Kev? Even with luck, this will never work. Someone's incompatible here and I don't know which one it is. Let me try Jim and Turg. A balance match. Time together is bound to be relaxing. Look at them shaking each other's hands. Yes, fellow businessman. I too like your company at the water cooler. Who's at the beach? Someone's there anyway. Does that run for a keeper distance? We can make an excuse at social distancing. But honestly, I just don't want to talk to him. All right. I really got to pick up those nuts. I need some peanuts, please. Oh my God. They don't even sell peanuts. He's going to be pissed. In the meantime, give me 10 stewed beefs, please. I just spent 150 euros and stewed beef. Look at Kevin. He's having a fucking great time. He's just, well, I was going to say happy to be there. No, he's actually sad to be there, but he's making the most of it. All right. RTK, what's up with you? Let's take a look. Oh my God. He looks like the fucking scream painting. No, nothing in your tummy. All right. Let me feed you. You're going to have this stewed beef. I always arrive anywhere. God, he sounds like nails on a chalkboard. I need to get him a song to cheer him up. I have some jelly. Oh no. He didn't like the jelly. Here's a highlander outfit. If that'll make you feel any better. Here you go. It was actually quite expensive, so I hope you like it. You look great. And what's he giving me in return? The hell is that? A swing. Why are you carrying around a swing? Come back in his normal clothes. He's not appreciating the gift. I'll give you something else as well. Here, you can finally have a fan. I know it's what you've been craving for years, so it's not happened yet. He's just sitting there staring into the fan. Oh my God, his voice. Yes. Okay. That leveled him up. Let's make you a song. All right. Little Kev and Rumble Tumble Games. We're going to play a little song for us. Our band is called Dire Land. All right. Famous band, Dire Land. Come on, you two. Knock it out of the pack. Subscribe to me. It's all I have. Little Kev is beautiful. Offer gets a pocket. How can we sleep in our destiny? I don't know about Rumble T's voice. Please watch us and subscribe to the Red Cross. I hope we're smitten with a song. Let's go, let's go, let's skip it. That was fucking horrible. It doesn't help that RT's voice is literally... Turk, what's wrong? You got a little rain cloud over you there. I can't go online. Oh my God. What's wrong with him? He's usually so happy. He's got a cold. Well, lucky for you. I'm pretty sure you gave me cold medicine earlier. Maybe you shouldn't give it away next time. Okay. Maybe you should have read the label first. You should probably go to the hospital in your stomach bump. He gave me a hypnotism set as a reward. I'm happiest when I'm asleep. God, I think Turk is smiling at me outside by crying on the inside. Let's play together. Oh, Mikasa wants to play again. Okay, fine. What do you want to play this time? Oh, not this stupid game. That could be fecking anything. Offer feck's sake. It's the equivalent of that thing in Pokemon that's like, can you guess this Pokemon? It's like, it's a jigglypuff from above. Feck you, dude. I got set up. Here, I'll try and give him a little gift, too. Here, have some jelly. I like jelly, don't you? I just make them all happy with jelly. I just want them to level up and get as many as I can doing techno for the final song. Oh, yeah, I forgot. He fecking loves jelly. It's so scary when he eats jelly. Here's the swing. I hope you like it. Okay, am I pushing them? Okay, this is so fecking weird. I'm fine. This game is so bizarre. I wonder if can I hypnotize someone with that set or is it just a gift? I'm not sure if I'm giving the villain here the real threat in the village. A weapon of mass destruction or if I'm going to be hypnotizing him. Oh, no, I'm going to be hypnotizing him. Great. You are feeling very murdery. Okay, he's asleep. Now what? Oh, don't dream. Please don't dream. I don't need another dream here. Wonderful. Oh, my God, what is this? Like, why is he even going under it for that half coconut? Okay, he got captured. Is that a bit traumatic? That seemed like a nightmare. All right, Turg is leveled up. You're going to take part in the techno musical as well. Wait, what did I get? I got a swimming certificate. So that's why it was on your mind. That was one of the prizes. Why? Why does that matter? Oh, God, someone's dreaming. Okay, let's see what default dream is about. Surely it's got to be neutral. What? What the hell is going on? Did we just flash forward? I got a walking stick. I have no idea what's happening. Oh, no, no, no. We don't want to watch you bathe. It's like a siren's call. Okay, default is almost leveled up. Let's feed you. That might help. You're not really used to eating. I don't really feed you often, but you're growing on me a lot. I got to admit. So I don't mind feeding you now. It's like the fecking blues, brothers. I'm going around recruiting everyone for my techno band, but I got to do them favors and feed them and stuff to actually get them in the band. It's impossible to dislike. It's impossible to dislike Turg. That is the truest thing you've ever said. Grognak is out working her part time job. Where does Grognak work? Oh, my God. Of course. She's selling dates? Grognak. Ron, we have literally not visited you once today. I would like to eat something. You'd like to eat something sour. I don't have anything sour. Here's a bean. I didn't please him enough to get him into the band, though. All right. How about some jelly? It's the ultimate bribe. Will you join my band? No. How about if I gave you some jelly? You son of a bitch. I'm in. All right. Here are your lines. The song isn't even fecking written yet. Just assembling the greatest band of all time. Gorg's going nuts. I think he wants to be in the band. Me fact. Okay. Good. I have a good chance at this one. We're born on the same day. Why doesn't it have to be birthdays? It's probably true. True. Yes. Yes. Look at that. Default is default. That's the main reason I went with true on that one. And Mikasa, I just don't care enough about to put in a birthday. They like the same color. No. I think he likes orange and he likes brown. Yes. Oh my God. I know all my split personalities so well. Kevin and Grognak. Oh, sure. They're the neighbors. Yeah. I think they are. I think they are actually. Yeah. Grognak and then Kevin, right? Yes. Yes. I am correct. Congratulations. You don't look too happy about it, to be honest. I got to confess that to you. Do you get it? It looks even more angry. Okay. I'll take the middle box, please. What the hell was that? Some kind of sex toy? You know what? Never mind. I'll take the magnifying glass. Yes. Leveled up. He's in the band. Here's some hair color spray. Join my band. What color do you think? What color? I think a slightly different shade of gray would just look lovely on you. Oh yeah. Silver fox. You're looking great. Oh my God. You look so fucking weird. You even dyed your eyebrows and mustache. Here. Now that you've dyed your hair, here's a wig. I'm just trying to bribe them into joining this band. Yeah. You look so nice. Oh, they don't like it. All right. Make edit group. Make a group. Everyone who was willing to do techno get on in here. It's pretty much everyone except for Dan, the villain and Grognak. What is this group's name? Well, beef brought us together. So we're going to be the beef boys. It's like, I love the beach boys. This is the beef boys. Totally different band. Okay. Let's see what they sound with the default song first. I'm feeling it so far. God, Ron is good at techno. Oh, I don't like the chorus. Two other keys is a blessing though. All right. Your sound is great, but we have to make these lyrics more relatable because honestly, I don't know what you're singing about. All right. Now a fresh new sound. All right. Same beat, but relatable words. Yeah. Gorg swear. Yes. Yes. He's showing them. Is that it? Okay. It ends kind of abruptly there. It feels like you could have written more. I feel like you paid someone to write this song on Fiverr, but you didn't want to get the premium package. So you had to keep it within like a word limit there. But you know what? It was still good. I'll join your cult. That is legally not a cult. You know, for legal reasons it's not a cult, but like join our cult, like subscribe and stuff. All right. You know what? This was a fantastic day of adding to my village. Dan the Villain is welcome edition as well as Mikaso being an addition. Not as welcome. I just feel like they're the new reject them and Ron default has grown on me so much. I love default now. But I hope you guys enjoy the video. I appreciate you watching. If you want to see more of Tamadachi life, do let me know because it seems like it's going down well. It's one of the few series that I've done that is actually growing in popularity. It's like that in Sims. Usually I post the first one. They slowly go downward. But yeah, I hope you guys enjoyed. Let me know if you did appreciate you watching. And Dan has been itching to sing a song. So we'll leave him do the outro. But for now, I'll just say thanks again. And I hope to see you next time. Bye for now.