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Published on Jul 16, 2009
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I feel quitty Oh so quitty I feel quitty and pretty and free Gonna riddy poor Alaskas government of me
They indict me And ignite me Wanna fight me? I quit 123! They can bite me_ Higher calling has a job for me! (I told ya God was in control ---but not last time)
See the hockey mom in the mirror now Whatll that ol maverick do? Will this pitbull bark? Im a question mark Quitting on a lark Shooting in the dark Or am I a shark? Do I have a clue?
Well, lets see here, what should I do now that Im takin a permanent vacation from the job I swore on the Bible to do? I could go back to college and learn a first language. I could borrow a newspaper and bone up on foreign policy I could work on my book (just as soon as I find an editor ta finish my sentences for me) I heard Miss California is hiring I could evolve (Oh yeah, real americans dont DO that) I could build a bridge from the Appalachian trail to the continent of Argentina!
But, you know, Seems to me the Republican party has finally found the one person who can make Bush seem like he was articulate and competent---Me!
So, REAL Americans, lets stop wastin time talkin about silly things like health care reform and civil rights and global warming. We could shore up the economy if we just got rid of THAT stuff! I dont wanna waste ONE DIME of the REAL americans taxpayers?If I were president, you BETCHA there would be a pot in every chicken, and oil in every SUV!
Im just packin up my cares and woes in my old kit bag and (wink) leavin it on Alaskas front porch and goin for it, America!
I feel tricky And mavericky Tricky Dicky has nothin on me Gordon Liddys gonna roast and eat a rat for me
Irregardless of my experience Standard bearer for GOP (thats me!) I can raise the cash Even wear my sash make a bigger splash than Mitt .Rom-a-ney!
I feel perky Kind of smirky Just conveniently serving .myself Gonna start on my Campaign for two-thousand te-e-e-e-e-n!
Oh, its 2012? Oh CRAP! I quit that governor job early cuz I thought I was runnin in 2010.
I Feel Pretty from West Side Story (Leonard Bernstein)