 Never have I ever had an embarrassing moment on set. Most of the reason was probably on our set where they were playing around with the fake spiders and stuff and cameras were rolling and I had to get up. Do a fake spider on him and he was terrified of it. Yeah. That's true. Did you get him back? I took his shit in his trailer and turned the heat up. There you go. Of course. That's what friends do, yeah. It's still there. It's still there. I have, certainly, lots of embarrassing moments. Any time you forget a line, it's embarrassing. One time I had to take a dump really badly and we were very far away from any place to take one and so I just ran out into a field and I took a power squad. It was just a really embarrassing, there's a hundred people around. There was nothing I could do. I had to take a squad. I had a little Montezuma's Revenge, but the show must go on and a real actor can get through such a thing. Next question. Have I ever had a secret party trick? You got tons. I got tons. You got tons of them, right? I got a few, yeah. He has some. Could you show us? Show us, go ahead and show us. Why am I okay? I got a great party trick right here. All right, careful though. Pay attention. Pay attention. All right. Wow. That's amazing. That's the handle hands. That's incredible. I do it when the night's getting young. Wow. Hey, everybody's bored? Yeah. Here's my trick. Doing a thing. All right, here we go. Here we go. Do you see him doing it? He's smoldering. Well, it's something, yes. What are you doing? I'm just making it all happen. What are you... What are you doing? He's smoldering. Time my shoelaces right now. Okay. I never have. I mean, I'm kind of an open book, and at parties I get awkward and uncomfortable, so I just start telling people about myself and it sort of ruins any chance to have new and exciting party tricks because I've already wasted it all. Never have I ever got in a tattoo. Oh. No. I have multiple. Yes. I have. I have. I have. He has my portrait right on his back. No, that's not correct at all. I have. I have four. Three or four. That's four. Never. Why? Couldn't decide on one. I do have one now, though. I don't have one, but I have an idea of what I would get. It would be a little devil. Where were you put it? On the left butt cheek. Never have I ever had to crush on a fictional character? No, never. I love my wife. That's it. That's all I have. Yeah, me too. I have, of course. Any particular favorites? I've had quite a few crushes on fictional characters. Topanga from Boy Meets World was one of my firsts. I mean, the first one was probably Marcia Brady from the Brady Bunch. Never have I ever used a fake name. Oh, well, yeah. Yeah, don't use it again. I have them. What's yours? My fake name. It's... Dickhead. It's Dick-Faced. Not Dickhead. Yes. But I put the mister in front of it. Mr. Dick-Faced. Mr. Dick-Faced. Yes, that's my hashtag. Mr. Dick-Faced. That's his fake name. Thank you. All the time I have done that. Booking anything, basically. I'll use a fake name. Never have I ever had an embarrassing username? I have. When I was younger, I first got, like, AIM on AOL, American Online. I used the username Nick at 8. So I was 8. And I thought to myself, this is great. And then as I got older, I turned 9. I was like, this is no longer works. And then it just kept happening every year for a number of years. I'm not going to tell you. Look, the thing is, it's wrong. And it's... at the time, okay, I'm going to tell you, it was Ritardo Montalba. But you're not proud of it. I'm not proud of it. I'd like to erase it from my history, my personal history. But if I do, then I'll lose all of my iTunes library. They don't make it easy. Now I'm stuck with my stupid, like, 1998 joke that I thought was so hilarious at the time.