 Hello everyone, welcome to the ACMI studios located right here in the middle of beautiful Arlington, Massachusetts. Let me welcome you to the very first episode ever of Board Gamers. First things first, I'll fill you in on what our contestants will be walking into today. Four different games, Una, Jenga, Headbands, Monopoly. The winner of each game will receive points for their victory. The contestant with the most by the end of the episode is of course the overall winner. Okay, we have Michael, Simon, Jasper, and Aneem. Are everyone ready? Yeah. Yes. I totally listened the whole time, but I'll figure it out. I told you. I'm gonna wipe the floor with you. Starts with a piggy patrol too. Oh yeah, I got it. It's all Michael's way, Michael. In the business, it's called bleeding, okay? You're not going to be bleeding. Look at him trying to cheat already. No, zero. That's who you are. You're a zero. I mean, nothing to everyone. It's your turn, Simon. Disrespected, Jasper. How deep do you want the hole that I'm going to bury you in today? How deep do you want it to be? No hard feelings, but... There's going to be a lot of hard feelings. We're going back to red. You know what, Jasper? They've been bullying you a bit too hard. I mean, you do another turn. You just keep doing it five times. Jasper, I could kind of see your cards just saying. You're too kind. You're too kind. You know what, let's just bully Simon. Because this guy can't stand it. Yellow. He's in there with a lot of energy. You're like, yellow. All right, speed it up. We got to speed up the red turn. Red, red, red, red, red, red, red. You got to call it out. You say red, eight. Okay, so I say red, five. Red, nine. Red, nine. You're going to go now. Now, now, quickly. Draw a card. Keep drawing. Draw, draw, draw, draw. Jasper, please. Draw. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Draw, draw, draw. Uno. Boom. Ooh. It seems Anim has achieved Uno. Uno. Let's go. Anim has once again achieved Uno. I got two out of those. Not be automatic champion by now. Draw. Uno. Damn. You got to be on top of it. Come on, Anim. You got to be on top of it. Blah. I already had two out of those. I'm already ahead of the game. The head of the pack. They talk. They talk. They talk. That's what I do. Small walk. Jasper has Uno. I'm still ahead of the pack. Uno. Let's go. That's another Uno. That's another Uno. For Anim. The dream. Osmani. Simon, just take the whole deck. Oh, my gosh. Can we just qualify him at this point? This is ridiculous. This is pretty ridiculous. What am I supposed to draw after you? Ridiculous. All right. Oh, my gosh. This is ridiculous. Wait, can I play? Yes, you can. Oh, my gosh. Okay, I'm going to put that down. Pause to shuffle. How are we feeling about the game today? Fantastic. I'm pretty upset. I'm pretty upset. Absolutely fantastic. I have many doubts in Jasper. I only have a few cards. To actually efficiently shuffle. I don't know. I'm kind of feeling good. Ready to feel good? I'm feeling good. Let's get a close-up of this. Let's get a close-up of this. Guys like Simon. We'll catch the cheating on camera. Do another one. Okay, that was bad. All right. All right. Yeah. That's right. That's right. That's why you're a dealer. Yeah, that's why I'm a dealer. All right, cut the duck. Efficiency is the name of the game. I thought it was Huno. All right, he got you there. Let's skip Michael a negative point right there. Don't you do it. Don't you do it, Michael! Don't you do it, Michael! You got to take two. You got to take two. You got to take two. You got to take two. You can't stack. Okay guys, give me a minute to find the right card. It shouldn't take you that long. It was in the rules. Plus two. What rules? There's no rules. The rules. The rules. There's no rules. Yeah, the rules. Wait, isn't my turn? Yeah. My bad. My bad. I'm sorry. Next up, Anim dies. We'll have to keep playing. It's your turn, Simon. It's your turn. Simon. Hey, wake up. You're on camera, Simon. You're on camera, Simon. It's your turn. Simon. Simon. Uno. Uno. Anim has Uno for, I think, the third or fourth time. Fourth time, baby. Come on. I got this. I got this, guys. Is there any words for most of you? Or do you? Or do you that game? No! And Anim has won the first game of Uno, awarding him ten points. Ten points, baby. I said I was going to win and I won. A good effort, gentlemen, if I do say so myself.