A wicked woman came in through the door.
She turned my head when she crossed the floor.
Long legs, b-b-b-b-big brown eyes,
Thighs that made my Levis rise.
I smiled at her. Excuse the cliche,
But she lit up the saloon when she looked my way.
She was so hot and I had to be cool,
But I wasn't gonna play the fool.
I picked up my cue to play a little game.
She said, "Fine, but first, what you got I can gain."
I thought, "Lighten it up. It's hardly a competition.
How about a friendly wager of spirits and libations."
She took my hand; she brought my temperature up.
I knew I'd regret, but I could not stop.
I revved up my engine, went for a ride,
Got to her door, and she let me inside.
The sun came up as the moon went down.
The karmic wheel spinning round and round.
It was sinfully wrong, but it felt so right.
The stars lined up for one more night.
What I did not have--it was my heart that was missing,
But she had it all, so I kept on kissing.
When she told me she loved me, I put out my cigarette,
Put on my Levis, and out the door I went.