 Welcome to ToffeeTV, it's the Player Ratings Bormiff for Everton1, I know loads of people tonight. Maybe I've put this on just to see me get very very angry. I can't be arsed, I can't be arsed getting angry with these set of players because they're all a bit of a joke as is our football club. I also got recently told that some of our players watch my Player Ratings and aren't really happy when they get low scores. Well I hope, I hope they're all watching tonight. I hope they're sitting on the bus and they're watching and they listen to everything I say about their performances. Not that I am the be-all and end-all but I hope it upsets them, I hope it really upsets them because performances like that really upset us as fans and really upset the people who've gone all the way to Bormiff tonight and will go all the way to Bormiff on Saturday and go everywhere because it's not good enough and those professional footballers tonight have made us once again and our fan base look shambolic. So I hope you are watching, I hope you're watching and I hope you get pissed off at what I say but you know what, you deserve it, you absolutely deserve it because you are absolutely shite tonight nearly through every single one of you we're shite by maybe a couple and those two would probably be Stanley Mills and Tom Cannon and a couple more but I hope the words stink I hope they really really stink and you have got absolutely no comeback no comeback at all when you go to Bormiff and get beat for one. Frank Lampard has done his press conference I believe or done an interview and he's like I put out an experience team and he did and even though this team cannot score goals whether it be the fair team or that team that was an experience team that was a team you put out and you expected to do something you expected maybe to just keep a clean sheet or maybe you expected to nick a goal or something so I really really really hope the words stink you if you are watching that's if you're watching I don't necessarily believe you do watch because why would a professional footballer watch the player ratings but if you do you do so let's get into it Begavitch a five I've no idea how the first goal went over them I don't care how high it went in the air you're six foot seven or something or whatever you are, six foot five probably how did that go over you? abysmal, absolutely abysmal for that goal rest of the game just dead wonky and like dead stiff give him a five Michael Keane horrendous, absolutely horrendous getting back for him what was he doing for the second goal I know mate and all they fell over but how did he not know there was a fella behind dreadful, I've given him a two absolutely dreadful take your EU passport and go and play in Albania or somewhere I don't know dreadful, yeah he mean it not much better not a great night come back for him I mean at least he got through the game that's way for an extra point for Michael Keane so I've given him a three because he got through the game well done to Yerry for getting through the game of football awful Mason Hallgate I've given him a three as well slipped over for the goal second goal all three of the centre backs were for the first goal why did they all back off I mean that's the difference between those three and the two we normally have the two we normally have engage trying to get blocked blocks in these three just all backed off and let people shoot but saying that we let people shoot every week the difference is this normally we have people go out and try and block it I mean we just let people shoot whenever the fucking wants I mean we, honest to God just come and play everton if you haven't scored for ages or you need to get confident shooting come and play everton because they just let you shoot and you know what they've got a decent goal you'll save a couple and that's what gets them through but tonight they didn't have that so yeah just they were just abysmal the three of them were just absolutely abysmal zedful zedful and you have to look at the manager and think was it a good decision to bring the three of them back all at once together into the team that's what you've got to look at the manager Nathan Patterson didn't have a great game I thought he was alright in the first half he was trying to get his going but made a big mistake for the fourth goal didn't really offer too much going forward as I said was a bit loose in possession not a particular knife, good knife for him as well I've given him a four on the other side for Nagri for Nagri was alright his crossers were alright he was trying to stand them up, not that there was anyone in there I thought he was okay he wasn't terrible I've given I've given him a five and a half for a player who hasn't barely played this season either I'll give him a five and a half because I think he did alright I noticed them a little bit more than I noticed some other players Tom Davis zedful the shot at 1-0 was just terrible terrible you know I do get stick for you know sort of protecting Tom Davis but you can't you can't protect, that was a dev and just weak all round weak in possession, weak in the tackle that shot was just embarrassing and he was just rubbish he was just absolutely rubbish tonight I've given him a two he was rubbish and again I understand players are coming in from the cold but that's just the way it is that's your job you're training all week to be ready for when you're called on that's your job and I know it must be hard when you are changing players the whole team and you're not having quite gel and stuff like that but get your own job right do your own job don't worry about the team performance you can see us by most of the team but Tom was terrible tonight absolutely terrible and you're looking at it and you're thinking you're looking at it thinking we've got a game on Saturday where two of our sentiment fielder are a doubt now both of them might make it but both of them might not make it both of them might go oh I'm still feeling that that's a welcome next week you know and Tom has to be ready and tonight absolutely dreadful and he's you know no one the fan base is not going to have any confidence in him you know he hasn't given the manager any incentive to play him so yeah James Garnon the other hand I think he got brought off because the manager probably thought he has had a good game he has been okay he's done okay I've given him a six he's done alright I'll bring him off because he's playing on Saturday or there's a potential he's playing on Saturday that's why I think he took him off personally I think he probably just thought he'll play Saturday and he probably thought I'll play him he was alright again he's looked the brightest out of anyone in terms of coming on the pitch and tonight coming on the pitch as a sub we've got to figure out how we get the best out of our midfield and we'll wait you know we'll wait and see whether we can get the best out of him have to lie to Corey yeah again looked poor on Saturday when he came on he just never gets the ball under control he takes three touches to get the ball under control and by the time he's took three touches the game has slowed down and they've put you where they want you and he just never has the ball under control and how can you play football like that how can you play fluid football if you need three touches to control it excuse me I have a drink of cup of tea he was dreadful well yeah dreadful I've given him a four but and that might be generous but how can you how can you play football if you can't control Anthony Gordon Mr. City at 1-0 the header his tackle when he got booked I mean what are you doing what are you doing I hope you're watching this by the way another booking you could have been sent off could have been sent off what are you doing he's another one who missed the game on Saturday wants to show the manager what he's all about a couple of weeks ago he was telling everyone he was trying to get in the England squad with the band Qatar playing you to go over just a bismuth just a little bit of energy trying to get us going but no no finesse no to be fair he won the ball back when Tom Davis got his chance but apart from that and maybe the manager has brought him off as well because he thinks he'll start on Saturday maybe I didn't see anything from tonight he could have been sent off and maybe the manager was taking him off so he didn't get sent off that was a bad tackle nonsense just running around kicking people what's the point put some of that energy into your game give me three Mopai not in the game not in the game how many touches did he have you know what I mean how many touches did Neil Mopai have tonight let's have a look 33 touches 33 his heat map his heat map there's like a little in his heat map there's like a little bit of yellow in the box or two bits of yellow in the box and I'd be fair I feel I do feel like sorry for him I feel a little bit sorry for him because he's playing a team that doesn't get the ball to him so he doesn't really I've said this before and I'll say it again he's a waste of money not because he's not a good player because he doesn't fit because Dominic Alvin Luhn goes out the team and he comes in the team 16 foot 3 and breathes in the air and goes on his chest he's about the size of bass and his first touch isn't great so you're trying to hold the ball up and it bounces off him listen I'm not saying he's a bad player just don't think he fits just don't think he fits us we needed we needed someone who up front he was a bit of a yard dog but he could move as well that's what we needed he's a second striker he's a player who plays off Dom and maybe that's where we'll have to play him in the second half of the season if we want to try and work out how we're going to score goals maybe we're going to have to go direct go long to Dom if Dom ever comes back we're going to have to go long to Dom and Dom Malpie will have to feed off the knockdowns maybe that's what we'll have to start playing because whatever we're trying to do now isn't working whatever we're trying to do I've no real idea what we're trying to do so yeah not necessarily Malpie's fault as such it's just yeah I've given him a 4 I don't think necessarily it was his fault but but that's the way we play um Dwight MacNeil I'll be honest if I didn't see Dwight MacNeil being subbed on I wouldn't know he was on really I wouldn't have known he was on 23 touches 23 touches in 39 minutes he didn't get in their box once he didn't get in their box once if I had a look at it he didn't get in their box he didn't get in their box he's a winger or a wing back because they took the subs they took Mason Allgate off didn't they so he didn't get in their box he was on for he was on from the 50th minute, the 51st minute for Mason Allgate incredible I'll give him a 3 Alex Awobi he did alright a little bit better the 35 touches 93% he tried to change the game he tried to get us going and I think he did for a couple of minutes but sadly it wasn't enough he did alright I've given him a 6 he tried to get us going he tried to get us going decent on the ball but he did alright I've given him a 6 Grey obviously got the goal he was a good finish as well what did he have? 33 passes straight into the game made an impact probably should have started them didn't do loads he scored the goal given 6.5 but he made a difference because he was trying like Awobi trying to get on the ball not being not being lazy not being trying to make a difference and did make a difference as I said score the decent goal 6.5 Tom he was only on the pitch for 9 minutes he had 2 touches of the ball I don't really think I can rank him if he had 2 touches of the ball Stanley Mills had 10 touches of the ball 3 crosses in 9 minutes got in the box actually got in the box unlike Dwight McNeill actually got in the box I'll just give both of them 6 just for being nice just for getting on and getting themselves on the bench so fair play Stanley Mills attempted 1 table and it was successful he had 1 ground drill and he won it he had 1 aerial drill and he won it so fair play fair play there you go another crap episode of Everton will sadly be another crap episode we'll have to wait and see but this season it started alright and it's starting to peter out already so there you go dead for night for the team dead for night for the players I hope they watch I would love it if Everton plays I don't actually believe they do but I would love it I would love it if they were all sitting on the bus right now watching my player ratings and they're all going oh it wasn't that bad you were shite really really hope you're all watching and you're all sitting there going what does he know he's way as bad as I'm telling you and all the fans on wherever they are will be telling you that as well so there you go make sure to check out Baz's videos we'll be doing the final way tomorrow why did I choose this job why did I not become a train blogger I just want to be a train blogger so all I want to do now I want to be like that lad wears the thing on his head and goes thank you golden there you go thanks for watching see you later