 Ladies and gentlemen welcome to ESPN face-to-face. I am charnelled hoop scotch here with me as my co-host I'm Don DeMonson and ladies and gentlemen, we've got a good one today today We're gonna take you face-to-face with all of our famous contestants and we're gonna compare and see Who's got what it takes and who doesn't that's right But before we start a quick word from our sponsors first off rat plan insurance When you don't have a plan you're gonna get rats Our next sponsor is a Dunkin Donuts America runs on Dunkin's and as always subway and don't forget if you mentioned seeing this show to your nearest subway employee You can get four dollars from their paycheck All right, and let's get face-to-face today. We're gonna start with the B League We're gonna see how they fare out head-to-head who's gonna go who's not here We are with the B League our first two contestants. We have James Johansson and Levi blue jeans boardwalk. Yeah, and this is a very interesting mash-up because their stats are incredible It's just let's just start running through them James Johansson's got his meals eaten in bathroom is a very high number He's up at 62 to me James looks like an efficient man And I think the meals in the bathroom are just a sign of how quickly he went through life You know, but another huge difference in here is the total hours of eye contact with dogs That's a stat where you just got to get higher. It's the higher the better more dogs more eye contact Yeah, definitely the judges aren't gonna like the fact that James probably doesn't own a dog and last but not least We have a legal vehicle maneuvers miss Bordeaux over there Just blows James out of the walk with James You're trying to talk about you know meals eaten in bathroom how crafty of a guy is it's only that low a number of Illegal vehicle maneuvers. I'm gonna have to say I think that Levi takes this one for me I think Levi is going to take it as well. And I mean, we'll see how she does but Onto our next matchup got Antonia small town versus Simon Rigsley glasses. They actually know each other quite well They're actually very good friends. Yeah, it's unfortunate. You will have to see one of them go down But you know at the end of the day, it's just what has to happen Just ask first off bones lost now Simon looks like a man who? You know, maybe he's he's come across a couple extra bones in his life, but 22s of it's a pretty high number I just kind of wonder Is he taking care of his bones? Is he you know, is he being responsible with those bones? Listen, if I want to jump down a couple spots here. We look at just the number of mistakes though for Simon Yeah That's pretty clear. That's one mistake those you know, maybe one of those bones Being gone or lost was an accident, but I'll tell you what at least 21 of those bones Have been lost on purpose and Antonia She's got only zero bones lost and if you don't lose a bone here there Are you really living Simon Rigsley's probably gonna take this one over Antonia? Let's just hope that friendly competition doesn't get a little too fierce They get into the ring get split up and it gets a it gets a dastardly down there Yeah, and up next our next matchup and our final matchup of BB. We have Griffin good plastic versus grip strength and Well, this is just a story you can see right it's laid out You know pretty clearly in the numbers you want to almost at first say that you know Grip strength is you know, probably just been unlucky made a few mistakes, but at the end of the day With just such a basic category like warnings heated a number You know a stat of zero and warnings heated Yeah, you got a really you know, he's put it on himself It's just irresponsible at the end of the day and the the the big guys upstairs They don't really love they don't really love the irresponsibility here. Honestly in a normal day I would I would I would say both of these guys wouldn't quite make it through but if this is the matchup It's got to go to Griffin. Yeah, and that's what makes it a fitting end for the BB both You know rather Shit contestants. Yeah, pretty bad. Sorry guys I think they it's fine if they all lose and that could happen. You know, you never know Anyway, but next we're going to Move on to our a-league these contestants are gonna be a little more competitive and I'm excited to see who we've got Yeah, starting off the a-league. We've got Stidler Biddler versus video James. Yeah, that's right Stidler Biddler with one visit to Wisconsin versus video James 1,000 visits to Wisconsin these these are wildly different stats. You're right that video James That's uh, that's impressive at first because as you know, Wisconsin is it's just a beautiful place And how could you only go one time? Yeah, however? Yeah, I don't understand. I don't understand either, but Only video James only enjoyed their visit 34% of the time. Oh, well that that doesn't mean I think it's pretty significant because Wisconsin is you know, it's the land of dairy and rolling hills and ice fishing I mean, she's been there a thousand times. It's really God's country. And yes, it is God's country It's the it's the land of you know dreams and and cheese and you know She's been there so many times. Well, even if she only enjoyed the visit 34% of the time You think she's not dedicated to Wisconsin? There's dedication and then there's purity, Jonas It's pretty clear that Stidler. She's 100% of the time enjoyed Wisconsin And as it is God's country and if God is watching which as we know he will be It's incredibly important That that you enjoy if you go and you enjoy every visit to the Calahari water park You know then you know that I don't know. That's just not human. You know, that can't be done I'm incredibly offended. I've enjoyed every single visit to the Calahari water park that I've ever had Well, I'll make sure you don't enjoy the next one because it's just only one visit to Wisconsin. That's just nothing That is just nothing on 1000 visits. I Mean maybe she was busy. So I don't I don't know I'm gonna throw my hat in the ring with Stidler I know we're supposed to bring expert advice on this show, but I don't I Just have to disagree with you here. It's video James all the way Next up our next match we have Bronco Obama as well as Ram rock And this is an exciting matchup really really two professionals that are honestly at the top of their game though They have the same amount of computers vanquished Bronco Obama vanquished the great council of 13 and those were real toughies those were real holding everyone back and I think she's she's just got the star power there. I don't know. I mean the lesser council of 13 as well Not anything to scoff at no, no, I don't I just don't think that the great council is you necessarily a much higher You know prestige then the lesser council in terms of Vanquishing I think for me it meant a lot to me as a growing up just seeing seeing that great council vanquished It was it was a defining moment really If you think that the greater council is you know that really that it's called the greater council Yeah, you can pick Bronco Obama. I'm sticking with rabrod all the way. All right. All right. I guess we'll see guess We'll see who makes it moving on We've got Tim Hotel and we've got Ricky spoons rattler. This is a little bit of a celebrity. Let me tell you Yeah, quite a quite a Tuesday Tim Hotel evaded 357 cops that's quite a bit Ricky spoons rattler only with four But think about it think about it when you look at the president's met and evaded Tim Tim met 12 presidents and evaded none of them and that's that is a pathetic Honestly, I just can't believe he tried to pass This office is some of his best stats when it came down to it You know, they asked him here what what what shows off your the best of your life You know what really shows us who you are and this is all he could come up with Yeah, spoons on the other hand like we said before the clean cut fundamental record that you need in order to You know make it into the big leagues and Tim Hotel He's just gonna be burned for that one. All right. Well, we're giving it to spoons and moving on to the major leagues That's right. We're going to the S. Lee and this is exciting These are these are the top of the top except expecting some pretty even matchups here with that being said our first matchup here Sandra Sunket versus fish in a barrel. Oh, and this is incredible You've got a crumbest factor of crucial for Sandra and a crumbest factor of critical for fishing Yeah, that's impressive as long with legs broken two out of two to three point five out of two Fish in a barrel are gonna be liking that. You're right. They're they're gonna look at that. They're gonna be impressed they're gonna say how'd you get so many legs and Knowing fishing a barrel. She's gonna keep her lips sealed. We saw two amateur contestants But now these are two real top dogs that you wish you could really let them both but that's just not possible Yeah, that's just not possible. So unfortunately with this one I think you know the slightly higher crumbest factor slightly higher lays broken and Decent chunk higher bug eliminations. It's a clear choice for me. That's fair I got I got to go with fishing as well. She's she's an efficient efficient She's just fishing that she's doing a great job. Miss a barrel. Good job to her. Great job to Miss barrel Here we go on to our next contestant so we've got a Romeo Dixon and Randolph scrimmage And I you know what I really don't know how this matchup got so high up I think it's pretty clear cut looking at the stats. Yep Give it to Randolph scrimmage. It's all we really need to say Randolph. It's all yeah It's all Randolph ladies and gentlemen and that leads us into our final round. Yes We got cheek to cheek versus Riggs infandel. Oh, these are these are stats that you know any Anyone would be proud of skeleton bone curse. That's a rare occurrence. Yeah, that's a luckily to have one tab one You know cheek is such an expert in everything else. Obviously skeleton bone curse does not his specialty But he still has three which is impressed Zinfandel those That is quite the number. I mean, I've never even heard of that of something like that before that must be a mistake Incredible, you know, it might be able to carry them all the way. It's tough to say. Yeah We'll just have to see and we're we're going to that number of kisses along with the smooch factor Cheek-to-cheek's got a 24 with with the smooch factor of B, you know, the average is a Is a D-minus. Yeah, that's a pretty nice. That's a pretty nice smooch factor and just look at those Look at those little lips. Yeah, and then wouldn't you wouldn't you just love to you know Make a 25 I'd love to peck that cheek and to cheek looking pretty good But something looking even more wild is the number of kisses and smooch factor for Zinfandel Zinfandel Oh over the place just this whole time zero kisses and yet a triple a smooch factor. Have you ever seen that? I just don't know how you do it with zero. Oh, I think you know now I'm starting to get a more clear picture of what's going on and I gotta say I think Rick might be a fraud cheek-to-cheek looking at the bottom with four million points Rick only with 800,000 with those types of stats those skeleton bones curse you expect much higher. So I Really can only assume zix using some sort of dark magic, you know looking at those types of stats It does lead me to want to say That dark magic is in play and that could lead to an instant disqualification That that would be a pretty quick cast down for him There's just no there's just no room Man cheek-to-cheeks four million points and you can tell he's been you know working at it hard He's been he's gotten almost ants He hasn't been you know doing pulling any tricks doing nothing sly cheek-to-cheek is a working man an honest man He is he's an honest man who's gotten he's gotten those numbers the right the right way without any any dark magic Throw my hat in the ring with cheek-to-cheek I will as well and ladies and gentlemen that is it for ESPN head-to-head face-to-face Versus match and at the end of days, you know the judges will decide who's going up and who's going down It's really not for us to decide. It's for the big suits up in the sky. 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