 I did it, all right. That's gonna be my new intro. Hello, welcome back to Poppy Playtime. This is a game that came out a bit ago with chapter one that I played a little bit ago. I just said the same thing twice, but I really enjoyed it. It was thoroughly spooky. And now chapter two is out. Just came out a couple of days ago. So I thought that I'd give it a whirl. Chapter two, fly in a web with Poppy now free. The situation begins to change rapidly while you search for any way to escape the victory. Yeah, I'll do a new game because I think it might have a story. Hold any button to skip. I don't want it. The good, I hate that. The good old analog horror. It's really well done. Playtime Co's new patented elastic plastic. You can stretch full and twist on me long legs in the craziest ways. That's gonna run at me full speed and I'm gonna hate it. I can hear just like the wake up playtime. Yucky, yucky, yucky. I don't like it. I don't like it. Yucky, yucky, yucky. I don't like it. I don't like it. The face. Mommy long legs. Poppy playtime. Part chapter two. Icky, I don't like it. Back in it once again. I've got my stendo arms. I don't remember what they were called. Can I move these things? I don't remember how to play this game. Ugh, yuck. Ew, yucky, hate that. Yucky, yucky, I hate that. But we can jump. Bay nine. Ugh, so eerie. Hello, Mr. Dino and hello, Poppy. Ugh. I don't wanna go this way. Elliot Ludwig. Ooh. What's that? It's yucky, whatever it is. Can I not go through Elliot Ludwig? Ugh. Okay. Well, looks like we're gonna have to go this way. Can I crouch? I can, okay. Well, I don't really want to though. Oh, fuck. All right. I don't remember how to bring the arms in and out. Ugh, it's so eerie. Press here. What if I really don't want to though? Hate that. I hate that a lot. Okay. Well, I'm gonna have to move this guy. How do I do it though? There it is. There it is. We just gotta move it like that. Okay, wonderful. This is gonna be great. And a fun time. I have a key. A key to what? I don't know and I don't like it. Okay. Can I start it? What is this? I feel like a 4-4-2-0-4. 4-4-2-0-4. I'm gonna try and remember that the best that I can. I assume that key goes to here. Oh, that's right. Because we like pulled her out of it. We released her. We released mommy milk me or whatever her name is. Sure it's not mommy milk me. Where do I go? Oh, I just had to press E there. Okay, I thought that I had done that before, but I guess not. Oh, he looks like what's his face from Security Breach. My absolute favorite game. Why is there nothing here? Oh, Daisy. How'd I die, Z? My best friend. Oh, I didn't like doing that. Oh, yucky. Oh, I have a thing. Oh, I have more things. Okay, let's see what this is. We'll be able to play that maybe. Notes, this experiment utilized a live rat. Rat, what, can I see it? Rat was fed three portions daily for two weeks. At the end of the two weeks, the rat was killed and submerged into a poppy flower and preservative gel mixture. One week later, electric shock was applied to the rat, still in the gel, an attempt to revive it. The rat required, remained unresponsive. Analysis, I still believe in the potential of the poppy flower. It's unusual properties led me to believe that the proper mixture and procedure could have life altering properties. The poppy flower has for a long time carried heart symbolism, heavy symbolism. And I believe that that's for no reason. Perhaps something larger than a rat would yield different results. Well, I guess let's go into this hole. I hate it, I hate it, I hate it. Also, I don't know how in the last one that I managed to crawl through the thing and not get caught. Trust you, sentient doll! Are you my friend maybe? Like, could you maybe be my friend, actually? I'm gonna bring a ladder down here. Could I go up the ladder? No. No, I couldn't, and that's okay. Handle with care. Oh, god damn it. Hello, doll. Hey there, doll. You need to go a little bit, a little bit down here, and then a little over here, uh-huh. And then, can I just, can I just hit this guy? There it is. Thanks for the claps. Are you my friend? Yeah, this way? It's so unsettling and I hate it. Hey! Oh, god. I don't like being followed through vents, if I'm honest. It's actually one of my least favorite things. If, oh, I almost fell. Busy bee, that's me. Hey, hey. Listen, I need you to trust me. What happened if I go down there? Let's try it. Was that the correct thing to do? Whoa, what the hell? Huh, Elliot Ludwig. Stella Graber. Leith Pear. Eddie MNR. Who's this? Who's that last one? Power. Okay. Okay. Do I start it from there? I do, okay. Let's start from over here. Let's go around here. Hey, what you doing? What? Need to be red? So I can't touch that? Okay. All right, well, and I can't touch that. Okay. What do I do? Like that? I'm confused. There it is. Okay, that was really confusing. Wasn't really sure what was going on there. Ha, no it's not. Oh, god. Great, Poppy. Or whatever. Do you have any guns in here? Fucking a... Wait, is this part of what's his face? No, it's a little dog that's covered in blood. Ew, what the fuck? Oh, I'm so strong. Oh, what the hell? Ew. Oh, ew. Oh, look it. There's toys caught in a spider's web. I'm but a fly caught in a spider's web. Wack-a-wuggy. Game station. Ugh. Ha ha ha ha. Isn't it super duper fr... We have to go down the stairs. Okay, memory game. Great, that's great for my brain. I would like to remind you, mommy memory or whatever your name is, that I agreed to play your game. That's not it. This is gonna be fucked if Mark plays this That's Mark's birthday. That'll be funny. That'll be funny. Yuck. Huh! Hey boys! Oh, you look depressed. Wait, why... Did I lose an arm? What's going on with you? Oh man, they made comm. What is this? Green? Red? I think I have to correct this. There it is. There it is. Let's make the mold, baby. Okay. Good, excellent. Yuck. Icky. Icky icky icky. Look at all those hands. So many high fives! Bah bah bah! Okay, let's do this. What does this guy do? Okay. No paint in machine. Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. I didn't like that. Wait. What is this? Playtime! Playtime! Green hand! Oh, I lost my hand. Shoot the green power outlet. Oh, that's... I get... I make the... Electric charge last for 10 seconds. Hell yeah. The charge runs out. And holding electricity, shoot the green hand receivers. Wow. To temporarily power other systems. Okay. Isn't that nice? They're on the same timer. Lack of caution may result in injury. Ha ha ha ha, great. Thank you. No. Thank you. Okay, well... I need to find some paint then, don't I? What's the time? Playtime. Okay. So we need to find paint. Paint man, paint man. What do you see? Ah! I see a paint man. Paint! Paint for the paint boy. Great. Hey! Look at all these... Hands. Zooey mama. How did I even lose my red hand? I don't even remember how I lost it. It said do not enter. Um... But I'm entering. I'm doing all of that. Yucky. Yucky, yucky. Think green. Reduce, reuse, recycle. Employee recycling habits must not impede playtime workflow. For baby you. I wonder if they put that in there specifically for Mark. Playtime! Welcome to musical memory. Oh fuck. This advanced memory and cognitive recognition test. It is allowing us to see how quickly and efficiently your brain works. God damn it. My mind doesn't work efficiently. A sequence of colors will be shown. And you must recreate the exact sequence using the buttons around you. Okay. Bunzo will slowly lower towards you. When you complete a color pattern correctly, Bunzo will rise back up. Bunzo? When you input a pattern incorrectly, Bunzo will lower towards you faster. If Bunzo reaches you, your test is over. The test will become more difficult as it continues. With longer patterns from quicker succession. Oh god. That's all. Good luck. Great! This is going to be so good for my mind. I don't even remember how to speak. Yellow. Okay. Red. Yellow red. Red. Yellow red red. Red. Red red yellow. Yellow red red yellow. Green. How many rounds are there? Blue. Blue yellow. Blue yellow red. Blue yellow red. Blue yellow red. Blue yellow red. Green blue yellow red. Red green yellow. Yellow, blue, yellow, red. Green, yellow, yellow, red. Green, yellow, blue, yellow, red. Green, yellow. Violet! Violet! Fuck. White. White. White. White. Orange. White. Orange. White. White. Orange. White. White. Orange. White. White. Orange. White. White. Orange. White. White. Orange. White. White. Orange. White. White. Orange. White. White. Orange. White. Orange. White. White. Orange. White. White. Orange. White. Orange. White. White. Orange. White. White. Orange. White. White. Orange. White. White. Orange. White. White. White. White. White. White. White. White. White. White. White. White. White. White. White. White. White. White. White. White. White. White. White. White. White. White. White. White. White. White. White. White. White. White. White. White. White. White. White. White. White. White. White. White. White. White. White. White. White. White. White. White. White. White. White. White. White. White Whoops. Orange, white, orange, violet. White, orange, white, orange. Green. Blue. J. Blue. J. Heart. J. Heart. J. Blue. J. Heart. J. High. Blue. J. Heart. J. High. Smiley. High. Smiley. High. Yes! Goo. Goo! Get me out of here. Get me out of here. Get me out of here. Get me out of here. I hate this. Part of the code. Mommy was hoping the game could last a little longer. Okay, though, Mommy knows other ways to play with you. Oh, oh, God. Oh, my lenta. Before we go in, let's see. I can't must be sequenced out in this exact order. Bunny, Poppy, Pussy, Mommy. I like have a headache because I've been like squenching too much. I don't know what squenching is, but I've been doing it. A lot of it, this entire time that I've been playing. I'm sweating. Ugh, that sound. Love that sound. Want to hear a dino joke? Click once for the question. Click again for the punchline. What do you call a dino with one eye? Uh, I don't know. Do you think he saw us? Oh, no. Do you think he saw us? Do you think? Oh, in the oven. Multiple cases of children receiving third degree burns. Oh, in. It's just slowly sliding towards me. Oh, big claw. Do not like this. Nobody's perfect. Be yourself. But where? Awful. Awful. Awful. Okay. Damage. There's a thing. But where? Where is it? What do you got for me, tape? Garfield. Okay. Guess I'll start doing this. Incinerate. Kick me, Paul. Call retail stores. Return spa shipments. Lunch with Avery on Friday. Okay. Great. How do I get this dude out? Okay. Well, let's see what we've got around here. Huh? Figured it out. I see. I got to pull it all the way. Damn, dude. I've got to pull it all the way over. It's very, very carefully. Me. Doing great. Doing great, that kid. Doing great. And there we go. There we go. There it is. Yuck. So much of this is just big yucks. Big yuck. I just do not like it. Okay. Where do we start here? Can I press it again? Can I get down? Oh, wait. I know what to do. I just need to stay up here. There it is. Look at me. The genius that I am. Got him. I am so smart. Just so goddamn smart. All right, can we get out of this hellscape? I just don't feel good here. I just don't feel good here. I just don't feel good here. I just don't feel it. I'm not feeling it guys. I'm not feeling it. Okay. Now I'm back up here. So that's one game. Now I have to do so many more. Thanks. I don't know. Is she? Oh, I'm sure she's already told you that herself. Oh, yeah, she has. Whack-a-woogie. I don't want to have more fun. I'm not having fun. It's a horrifying experience. A horrifying experience. Kind of cool though. Joking. I don't like it. Great. Okay. That's awful! 18 of them? This is horrid. This is horrid. Where's my grab pack? This shit sucked. There's so many. What the fuck? I hate this. Ugh. This is awful. I also can't, I can't see. I can't see anything. Huh. Can we not play this game anymore? I actually hate it. I actually fucking hate it. Ugh, god. They're coming out of like every fucking hole. Get him. Oh my fucking god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I hated that. I hated that so much. Thank god. Where's the window moving? You guys seeing that? It's like shifting the whole thing. Oh my god. This is just awful. This is just awful. Let me tell ya. He's fucking terrible. No, I'm fine actually. Jesus Christ. You know? You know, it just... It really shivers me timbers. In not a great way. How do I do this? Uh oh. How do we do this? Cause I can't get through there. I'd like to leave. I'd like to leave. I'd like to leave. Fuck my ass. Fuck my ass, I'd like to leave. Fuck my ass, I'd like to leave. Oh my god. What do I do? Where do I go? I have to get him all the way over there, don't I? Alright, we've got a puzzle man. I just don't really understand. I got it now. Okay, I figure it out. Let's see if this video will help me at least. Haha, it's my boy. Ah, there he is. I knew he was in here. Look at him. Yeah, what'd you do, Marcus? Hey, I took a piece of massive bloody thing. You're sure it wasn't a person? Ain't no person that's 50 feet long with a thousand legs. Marcus, you're losing me. Maybe you just saw a bunch of people walking by. Look, it wasn't people, alright? I haven't a bloody notion what it was, but I wasn't human. Who told you about this? Besides me, obviously. Just you, sir. Obviously. I'll have security skim the cameras and take a look. What? There's a massive bloody monster. Skimmin' ain't gonna get rid of it. You're on a line, Marcus. We make toys, not monsters. Now come on, get out of my sight. Actually, grab me a coffee, William. Actually, never mind. Get out of my sight. My boy. Ah, my boy. Well, now what? Now where do I go? For you. True here. Alright, you stay there. Now I can come back. Hopefully. Get this. I see. I see. This. This. Nicely done, me. Nicely done. Go ahead. Go on your merry way, Barry. Go on your merry way, Barry. I'll be close after you. Oh, God, I'm glad I didn't get on top of that like I wanted to. I was like, maybe I'll jump on top of it. Oh, look, a hole. I love deep dark pits. I'm still trying to get out to get to the game. Oh, that's here, isn't it? Alright, last one. See if I can, see if I can do it. I have to pee so bad and I'm afraid that if I pee, or if I get scared real bad, then I'll pee my pants. What if I don't? Part one is this. This guy, that guy. Hold on, I'm going to take a picture because I'm going to forget immediately. And then this guy and that guy. Just train code. So what if I just... Three. Oh, I can't do anything yet, can I? Nope. Okay. Gotta go down the stairs with mommy. Wherever she may be. Where was that? Why do I have to do that? Gamers, gamers, gamers. The final game with mommy. Oh boy, oh boy. Do you want to play with me? It's just fucking Scooby-Doo. I don't like that. How do I do it? Okay. I did it, right? What the fuck is that? Ew. What the hell is that? Oh no. A doggy? Fuck. I don't want to be playtime. Oh my god. Okay. Easy peasy. Oh my god. Fuck this. Look at him. Are you sure? Puggable. Whatever your name is. This fucking guy, dude. I'm stuck. Can I move while I'm in the tunnel? I feel like they're trying to trick me. Fuck my ass, dude. Where do I go? Where do I go? Where do I go? Where do I go? I'm stuck. I'm fucking stuck. I'm fucking stuck. Please. Oh no, it's going to think that I'm moving. What the hell do I go? He's going to get me. He's going to scramble my tumble. Oh, okay. I've made it. I've made it. Oh! Whoa! God damn it. If it makes me do the whole thing again, I'm going to be pissed. I hate the swinging mechanics. Long chapter. I've been recording for almost an hour and a half now. I feel like you're not going to give me the code. I feel like that's actually not going to happen at all. Have you though? Have you? Oh, mommy's going to get really mad. Mommy's going to start coming. I hate this. I hate this. I hate this. God. I just want to get out of here, lady. Sure. Let's do that first. At least it's something. Oh, that's where I need to go. Fucking finally. Jesus Christ. Oh my God. I don't... What? I don't know where I'm supposed to go. What am I supposed to be doing? Oh, toy scanner. Okay, so I got the toy. Jesus Christ, I'm confused. Okay. Oh my God. Oh my God. This game. Horrific. This place is horrific. I don't want to be here no more. I don't want to do anything here no more. I don't want to see you no more. God, there's so many fucking puzzles. Everywhere. I just want to be at the end. Harrowing. Harrowing puzzles. Be safe while using your grab pack. It's a bit... It's a spider. And up the spider again. Verse number two. I've been recording for two hours. How do I get this down? Oh, stupid. Oh, so stupid. Why did that take so long? And what was that for? What did that do? What did that open? What did that open? Oh my God, I feel like I've been doing this for... Oh my God. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. Okay. I just want to be done. Please, I just want to be done. Please. I just want to be done. Please. God damn it. Oh, and it's fucking lagging. God's been playing for far too long. Uh, jump score's gonna happen any second now. Emergency exit, my ass. Yeah, as if. As if that would be allowed to happen. I mean, it was fast. What's he doing with my friend? The little doll? Is she eating her? Staff only. Oh my God. Hold on. Hold on. Oh. It's cause I'm dumb. Can I go up here? Three. Two. Four. Oh. One. Red. Red. Blue, green, yellow. Okay. Red. Blue. Green. Red. Red. Red. Red. Red. Okay. Jesus Christ, my fucking asshole. It's been clamored with far too much. It's just been clamored with far too much. Something for me? Okay. Okay. Where does this go? Here? The gear mold doesn't go there though. Okay. How do I make the gear mold? I should probably not be in there. How do I make the gear mold? Okay. I guess I did it. Okay. Sure. I want to put mommy in the fire. How do I do that? Put mommy in the fire. Put mommy in the fire. Put her in the fire. Okay. That didn't work. Is there a mold of a gun? Okay. Just hold this shot. Hold this shot. Horrible, horrible, horrible. Just turn it on and kill me. Got me, Stu. Go. As fast as you can, little gingerbread man. As fast as you can. She's long. Why is she so long? God damn it. Come on, dude. Whoever is editing this, I am so fucking sorry, dude. Jesus, that sucked. Now she's going to appear again and she's going to kill me. I didn't do it quick enough. Don't let them near you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. As long as I don't have to do that first part again. Please don't let me do that. Don't make me do the first part again. Suck it you in. Oh, don't come back. What the hell is that thing? What the fuck is that? Bye, spider. Man. I hope it doesn't come back fucking like Resident Evil style one billion more times. And I have to kill it again and again and again. But what was that little hand thing? What was that little thingy? There are still evils afoot. Still evils afoot. Well, wait, we don't know the train stuff, do we? Or do we? Three, one, two, four. I saved you. Hello, friend. Did you kill her? Yeah. How do I board the train without dying? I just don't want to die, you know? I'm just really, I'm really about that kind of life now. Not the not dying life. Something gonna come out of here. We sure do need to leave. My guns. Okay. How do I reset it? My guns must be sequenced out in this exact order. That's how. Okay. Then that guy must be in this exact order. Red, yellow, red. Press the buttons on the train console. Three. Okay, gamer. Yes. Let's get a move on. There's gonna be something spooky. She's gonna come back or something. Almost guaranteed. Let's get a move on. Let's get out of here. It's not gonna end so peacefully. Never does. Never does. I don't trust anything. I don't trust anything. I knew it. I knew it. Why did you stop talking? Where are we going? Where are we? Where are we going? Why is the music getting more intense? Oh no. Uh oh. I don't know how to stop the train. What? Stop the train? I don't know how. I don't know how. I don't know how to stop the train. The game itself just like going through. I feel like it could be really good. I feel like it's all there, but the gameplay this time just really did it in for me. Hey, there's Sean. Um. Yeah, it just like there were so many points where I just got lost and maybe that's my fault but like the end it was very frustrating. I just felt so drained. I've been recording for two and a half hours now and it just felt so draining to get through it. I felt like part one was really, really well done and I felt like it was a really good length. I think that was just over an hour but this just dragged pretty hard and again maybe that's just me not playing it well or something but I just at the end felt like okay, please please wrap this up but at the very least always a spooky environment you know that was fun. I think the sound design and I think the design of the game as a whole is really cool and I think the story is cool but it was just just a slog at the end so anyway that is that let me know what you guys think let me know if you agree with me if you don't whatever but yeah I'm gonna end here so thank you so much I'll see you later