 My name is Jimmy his name is Jake and this is the weekly dumb joined by big dumb as we record this on the Eve Morning Eve of Yankees playoff baseball. Jake. How you doing? Nice shirt nice necklace nice necklace nice necklace three necklaces for I guess you can say we're joined by two big dumps Who's the second who did Zach put on the green screen? Jimmy your sister got married To the love of her life even better I've been to a lot of weddings they're getting married to the wrong person this one felt right I would have been happy either way and it's your birthday today mom. It's my birthday Zach Steve Matthews my mother-in-law's birthday to camera now me me now my mother-in-law more than you Jack cut all of that. Let's go to the sports baseball Season is here hockey season starts tonight. Don't care. Sorry guys horrible timing go blue shirts baseball is here We are done with the wild car putting that in our rear view Jim and kind of the highlight from the wild car was ear gate. That was a whole thing Zach make some noises His ears were slick and the spin rate was up. I don't really mind that buck chat. It's hilarious right and worked. I mean between Throwing a gun on your birthday Awesome confetti pops out I Thinks I Don't mind the buck check, but you do look like a loser and the way Bucks post game It sounded very much like he was told to check from upstairs. Yes, it is weird My scroove didn't say what was on he said I got him. I don't know what was on my ears. I got a massage earlier Suspects on you like say it was Vaseline because you're cold something was on your ears because ears don't look like that. No, yes Jim what was this almost a breakdown you're telling me about cuz I had no clue King Charles, right? I didn't want to be King his whole life now. He's King Yeah, he has to sign papers and he signed the wrong date and it's tough to remember dates But King Charles hasn't had to remember what day it is his whole life He's never cared at all what the day was he has people that tell him the day So that's what happened He was like what is it the 12th, and he was like it's the 13th, sir And then he goes oh shit bloody hell And then his wife She a queen that's rude to take the Queen title so quick I feel like oh like Queen on deck loading Queen, you know like a loading Queen like a loading screen anyway She's like and you sign 12th earlier, too And he's like okay lady, I'm the fucking King yeah, and so then he takes the pen that's leaking ink Yeah, because rich people think pen should be leaking ink. What that's one of the Scenarios can we get a quill pen? Yes quill pen Pens is one of the scenarios where rich people are tricking themselves into using just much worse pens Someone's like I've got this fancy pen look at this nice pen It sucks it leaks ink So he takes the leaky pen and gives it to his wife He's like don't correct me in front of everyone ever again right and then she's got it all over her hands And he's all mad he passes an inky pen like this He goes I hate this and he passes the inky pen to his wife, and then she's got it in her hand He's the King Jake oops Isaac let's go back to the sports people are sick of the King maybe the best story from this year sports world We get it a couple days later seven years later She works as a waiter, and he doesn't know the story never changes Just the names and faces like Tommy Jim know what you can bet on stuff at draft Kings go over there. They're a partner with us I won. I officially won my bet judge to lead the league in homers I want a bunch of that suit don't see me talking about it people are dancing Dancing in the streets, but not the streets at a Toyota dealership at a car dealership This is a really wholesome and awesome video sports matter the little white letters you use dumb little kid font And the dancing in the and they're trying to be quiet their fist pumping And then the fourth guy walks over and you think he's gonna break it up and he joins. It's a wholesome It's a good video. It's a seven and a half out it. Oh The noise that made it's a seven and a half out of ten and him joining the party is just as perfect as it gets That's a good time. All right. Let's get into the Ask you about the not sports. This is not sports what I'm about to tell you it's about a shapely man a super Mereo, but people been pronouncing it Mereo lately Mereo his butts sliced off that is but less guy messed up and then people are complaining like Mereo's got a big butt people say Mario Mereo Mereo. We've known two people without butts my ex Steph and our buddy Ken Yeah, yes. Yes, but less but less. I have an uncle uncle. He's no but Also, but less there are people there that got big gut no, but and that's kind of what they're making Mario God, I've got a little bit of a butt. Yeah, if I was a gut no, but That'd be game over for me. It's kind of like a baby My family I don't think James has a butt send in pictures of your babies This Mario Mario's making a lot of people are talking. Yeah, it looks awful That's like genuinely sad about it because he's a gamer He's a horn dog and he's just like this isn't it someone says well, you got to fit down the pipes Yeah, but a butt isn't the problem there. Mmm a butt is the mechanism that lets you slide down the pump a little bit You want me to slide down a pipe? I saw a 400 foot water slide the other day That wasn't great Did I'll agree that was pretty bad. It didn't feel good. You're much better than that It's the employee of the week. This employee was so sad this employee was so sad Jolly wins because his team lost the Mets lost dude I am trying to think a team that was just like first place four games lost to the division and then two games season ended like That's about as bad as it gets Congrats, Charlie. One more time That was a weekly dump! Today's episode of the weekly dump was brought to you by DraftKings Head to the DraftKings Sportsbook app now and new customers use promo code CHOMBOY And receive $200 in free bets if their bet hits after placing a $5 pregame football wager That's promo code CHOMBOY Only at DraftKings Sportsbook Anyway, I met a guy who knows one of the guys. I met a guy who met the guy So I was in the airport guy came up to me and said hi and I said He's a Mariners fan. He went to Seattle for a watch party I said you see that video about the car dealership and he was like yeah I actually ran into one of those guys after the game. He lost his keys I lost my phone and we helped each other find both And the guy in the red shirt at the car dealership I met the guy that you met red shirt dancer That's birthday tomorrow. Yeah well save that Did your dad tell you? It's 1150 on the couch last night Little whistling And I know your normal speeches There's a lot of loved ones in my life's birthdays are right around my birthday Yes But you know you gotta sort through them every year It's really 10 through 13 I have 7 birthdays You gotta remember which which is which So I was on the couch saying which which is which So at 1150 I texted your dad Hey not sure if it's in the next 10 minutes Or if it's a day early But happy birthday He replied Text with my dad Texting with your dad late last night Do I haven't saved his dad? No, Mr. O'Brien I said forgot if it's in the last 10 minutes or on the 12th But happy birthday He said my first greeting for my B-day Thank you It's at 12 Yeah my grandma You Mother-in-law My dad My uncle Michelle Wee In her D.D. Gregorius Is my birthday Put a random Michelle playing The Wee