 My name is Jimmy. His name is Jake. This is the weekly dumb Jake. How are you doing Jim? I'm good. How are you man? I'm doing well had myself a nice shut up. What's in this bag burning dog shit? I finally made the turn Zach Hi guys hide yourself. I'm becoming a puppet guy. Oh You can play with that 16 bucks I'm an asshole. How about them sports Jake? Jim big weekend in sports baseball's back. They're playing games these uniforms Jim people are not Excited, you know some of these uniforms are showing a little too much of the the stuff. Are you now the puppet guy? I just made the turn to puppet guy. I'm the puppet guy. That's not good You're done you're so done the uniform situations loud you thought people didn't like the pitch clock last year How about these uniforms? I actually think that I thought about this that the league might be like remember last year They all hated the pitch clock. They came around to it. They'll come around to these unis too But they look real bad the lettering on the back if you look at the Cubs ones that they showed recently with letters They're just like tinier and off-center. It's a bad look Uniforms and balls like the two things we should have down. We've got it down in the warehouse. Yeah, come on MLB come modern MLB as a naked puppet. That's a new ass sure is and speaking of Later on not yet on this almost a breakdown something you were significantly involved in I was not significantly involved in one of the schools You were gonna go to I thought about going to incarnate word because they gave me a full scholar one zero Awful me man. I just thought I was getting recruited to like Myself when a group setting so I said I'm out not gonna go to that school Anyway, they got a bra at the end of the handshake light and this is truly almost a break down because I spent a good amount of time editing This for a breakdown that I realized I don't care The only thing I did like was that the player with red hair. It's a bit of a red herring is not involved in the initial bra finishes the handshake line Runs back to try and get into the pile gets his way in the middle and then him and another dude of similar height Shorter guys for basketball team like just scrapped for a little bit and then he disappears He's gone and he reemerges and he is in the pile He finds the dude He throws a punch at the back of that dude's head and then backs away and then squares up against nobody And that made me laugh like the freeze frame at the square up is just like a nobody else there like no More sports, please man, what the heck's going on with these guys talking about the news in the sports, huh? I Wanted to talk about more college basketball because that's what we always do here We've got court storming court stormings big right now people are trying to get rid of it Dukes, you know new kind of typical big white dude that nobody likes really because he goes to Duke Kyle Filipowski he gets in the middle of this one and it sucks because he's got a bum rush crowd coming at him He gets whacked it gets ugly pretty quick Kyle Filipowski is great name for the next big white dude at Duke that Show he's Kyle Filipowski for last couple years. We're storming too much guys We've we've over stormed post pandemic when you show the replay of this up close and the kid who hits him hits him because he Turned to taunt him this dude tried to get close to the guy and taunt him ended up hitting him He ends up going flying yeah, and then the the girl who walks down the tunnel with Kyle She screams at a Duke fan who I think was just like patting the wall like hey man good game And she just goes fuck yeah, she's got misplaced anger. I found the solution know what they need to do Just put like a minute timer up And be like court storm in one minute and that allows the team to leave get out of there And if it's actually worthy of storming they they surprise and give them like 20 seconds Now this not sports you said you and baby James were planning on Going to next year and now it might be cancelled James really wanted in I wasn't sold Japan's millennia old Naked man festival is ending because of population decline says the headlines act that says the head Disagree with that statement they talk about how it's been going on for over a thousand years It's the latest Japanese tradition to fall victim to the country's aging population crisis They had been unable to find enough willing young participants to alleviate The pressures placed on aging locals who are unable to keep up with the demands of the ritual I think what is killing this event is no one wants to do it Not that you there's nobody around when it's because there's still men in Japan When it says demands of the ritual does that just mean being naked with a bunch of other guys? The pictures were kind of gnarly. They're like a lot of guys. They were smashed up against each other I think there's there's festivals and there's winners and there's events with your buddies. This ain't a bad time This is yeah, if it's I think the problem might be the old guys in the festival honking horns I don't think people want to do this anymore. That's the big thing. Yeah, that's the big there's still people around They're just like no you want to get more men to sign up for this make it the naked people festival Hmm, I I bet there won't be any declining populations that she's in Jess and I had to have a conversation when I bought this. Yeah, can't go full puppet guy Why didn't she just buy one? She thought about it Employee of the week I thought about two for more graphic than that Speaking of more graphic boy of the week Rob. Sharako I like because you call them Bobby Soraki and then in the comments on a lot of the warehouse games people like legit Just call him Bobby Sorachi and it's a good name But he found out that sumo was coming to the Prudential Center said hey We should do this for things you missed and we did and it was pretty wild. We were fellas You're on the mat Watching the big dudes tosser kind of like a mini naked man festival not naked enough Like that was I think in the vlog that we put on more John Boy That was one of my main really thoughts right away. I said oh That's way too many clothes for sumo the guy want to see butts and stuff apparently when they put those things on the sumo wrestlers Oh, they really like ram them up the crack and the balls and stuff. So shout out to Rob Today's episode of the weekly dumb was brought to you by Jolly Olive just broke 100,000 subscribers. You can be the 100,000 and 15th Go check out his channel if you like baseball, you'll like Jolly Olive Post scene clip doing your job thought about you putting your wiener through the tongue hole That's not good. There's no noise I'm the puppet guy Put it in post Redditing saw three fans on the way in today rock puppet in my bag swag