 Welcome back to ToffeeTV, it is Road to Glory Time, Premier League, addition, Everton vs Arsenal. It's the Invincibles. It is the Invincibles. Great. Killed the Invisal Sortsman. Playing brilliant. Yeah. Big camp. Fred Drichlundberg. Cleb. Vieira. She'll bet us silver. But I'm saying two names in the back four that we can get her. Pascale Siga. And Manjula Bowie. Definitely. They're two of the weaklings I'm looking at. Andy Lee. Velmer Engol. And Velmer Engol. Classic Velmer. He can be Engol. He can be great or he can be. Exactly. Simply. Yeah. We've gone for it. Yeah. Beedley's still in there. They're scoring some goals against Sunderland. So let's just do it. Let's just do it. We need the points. We're in Champions League positions. But you know what? It's not good enough. I want to win. That everything gets going. Here we go. Here we go. Every time is the best. Oh no. Right to the self. They fell wacky there. Full on wacky. He's looking like wacky. He's got his place in the team. And he ain't going to let it go for anybody. No. That's the best. Well, when he starts. Let's play keep up. No matter what we start to do. Let's get our possession start up to 100%. Just up the start. I'm not going to lie. I'm draw them out. So listen. They come for the draw look at them. They don't even bother. They don't want to play. They don't even bother coming out their own half yet. We're all getting early touches in. Look at this. They're playing triangles round here. Get the ball. Possessions start to sky up. Put them up now. Last five minutes. 100% evident. That was a bit risky by this time, boy, you know. See, we're just edging up the field. I don't know what they have in bother to come out here after. Look at them. Every man in their own half. Look how we're just edging up the pitch. What's going on here? Through total football. It's just like. It's like Holland. Cruyffa be proud here. I mean, there's even an overlap. Look at this. Look at this would be the goal of all time. Oh. The first touch of the eight minutes. Delma done. We have full Velma at the end. Yes. We start again. We just keep building. Keep building. Like Bob. Yes, Gary. Speed. More like it. Bit of steel there. Just a run. You could boost. Oh, you only think them in. Speed's gone in. Stung the fingertips of Velma. Why not? Why not? Yes. Just a ball. Get the touch. Nice. There's a man inside. He's gone inside. Oh, can you? Can you west? Into your cue. I can see you. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back, Jack We are going to shoot, shoot like that. Oh, you're not a pinster. Jack is a Jack's pinster. You're Kubu racing through Waiter-Velma. Oh, look at that. Oh, he's got no respect for any of them. He's running away. Jack, yes. He's gone full Jack. Velma, oh, what a salt, Rick. Salt, Camel. Thinking about his tactics for Michael's field. Thinking about his political views. Oh, yeah, and that's why. Jack, he's just Waiter for Velma to go down. Like we all are. And he just slid it beautifully under him, into the corner. Big ya. Oh. Now, remember, these are the invincibles. We've got on, Rick, one little moment of magic puts them back in the game. I said, baby, Velma is your man. Don't shoot no, no. Oof. Oof. I'm full volley. There's Cleb. He's on site. There's no flag. Go on, you've got that. Yes. Big, big, big, silly. You know, you've got to get up early to beat silly. I mean, that's a round of schmutz. That's what you even up first, as well. Yes. Distant again. Oof. Ah. OK, stay on your feet, stay on your feet. Stay on your feet. Oof. Yes, distant again. Distant. Man of the match, distance, son. Yes. Oh, kids' shells. What for, hey? It's getting a little bit ragged. Well done, this dance has been amazing. Yes, Neville, get out! Well done, settle it now, that was ragged. That was ragged and we haven't been to Jakarta yet. You were like, being nasty there. Well, of course, you keep it, oh that's such a beautiful, you see, they're going to Jakarta! Come your way, we're up, everybody's through. We are up and running in this game, playing well and all the Invincibles. Watson, look at that for the first time now. 24 and 25, we've ever seen the lights of it. That's what the Jak does, mate. Filled it in a full on pop over, stood up, not happy. We've just been more considered in this game. We've considered that winning. I think it was the 100% possession in the opening five minutes. Terrified the Invincibles. They were like, we're the Invincibles and we haven't touched the ball. Keep it tight now though, keep it tight, keep it tight. That'll do, that'll do. Everybody calm it down. It was a run, it was a free head, that looks like it should have been a goal. It was your Patrick Vieira. Oh my word, it was Patrick Vieira, he struck the crossbar, free head. Every party. Stay on your feet, stay on your feet. He's shackled, he's given, he's given, he's given, he's given. Stay on his feet, he's shouting, stay on his feet, he's literally screaming. He's chasing after Silvan, this will not give him any respect. They stand out. They stand like, get away, get away, get away. Stay on your feet, stay on your feet. I mean, you probably did win the ball. Come on mate, come on mate. You've given the angle, you've shown him it. Alright, it's a minor set back. Stay on your feet. Stay on your feet. He rolls it across, it's a goal anyway. Right, possession. Rimaani invincible, he might be invincible, but where the team? Like a training game, with the Finch fan, this year with the Finch fan. I mean, this is essentially Roberto Martinez football. 87 passes to go yard. Oh my God, Rebek again. Oh, oh, oh, we're in the shit again. Oh no, no. We've gone for Ash, a little early on. Told you, we were playing Roberto Martinez football. 87 passes, two goals and two wins. Right, come on, pick it back up. Come on, let's, I can say let's do what we do best, but we've just done that in less than seven minutes. We can see that easily. Alright, OK, excellent. Drive the goal, drive. I'm going to save on this, I don't know why not. Yeah buddy, yeah, don't talk back. He's going to score a E-keeper, he's going to get his hat sick a feeling. Oh, yeah. Alright, come on. Come on, one more. We haven't had the chances, that's the problem, we're not having chances. Come on. I just don't want to have you come to square. Football. That's it, that's it. We want this now, we want that feeling, we want it all of a sudden again. What a terrible challenge. There's options in the box speed, I'll do. So it's going to sell, pop it. I'll set a brilliant. I don't know what you're doing. Just fire the shade, there's not long left. If you've just dropped out the bastard sky, behave yourself. You scripted bastard, yeah. Come on. Pulling that red a bit forward. Come on. No, get that flag up you. Not once have you put that flag up. Come on, come on. That's not the ball. That's too flat. No, no, no. I finished that to get it forward. Why haven't you... Oh, yeah, I can flick it. Bloody hell. Throw it away. It's made all right there as well. Half. Bloody hell, fire. Right, it's all right. Still in fourth place. Leads I think are in sixth, so... If you can just do more... With six points off the top, just do more. What we did in the first half and less of what we did in the second half. These have got a good side though. If you can do that. Cube. Speed. I mean, you've got two of our plays for the start. I can't be fair. I mean, that's a joke. They've all show got a... I mean, should we be able to take the core out here? No. They've got Chris Faikliffe, mate. Mel Steyl and the other weak points. Come on. Come on. Ellen Rode looking suspiciously like Goodison Park. Is it? It looks like Ellen Rode is just watching that. Come on. They've got the younger, they've got the younger Gary Spade. Come on. Come on, we can do this. He's not offside. He's not offside. Come on, Dave Watson. Lovely touch, Gary Spade. Come on. Out of the first touches, a dream. Come on. Wait, Rooney. Oh, I remember the name. What a great ball. I haven't looked like they're off for this. They're flexing to the mix. Come on. Oh. You can see, it's brilliant. Hard to do something. Oh, Tim is in. What a ball. It's a great ball. I want it back. Slid it through. I haven't either stuff. It's free. It's back. Okay. It's all Rooney. Come on. Come on. What a touch. The coach got it. Nice touch. Can she else just? That's nice. Go on. Peanut. Come on. Let's get the goal. Attract the boys. Yeah, let's get the goal. These are leads. There's a ball out, lads. Come on. Oh, my God. I've got to go back up. Pit again. Right there. So, left side. I think he's picked the... That should be chip-chip. Coach, that was... That is it. Yeah, yeah. Get off the duke. Get up. Yeah. Little rat, yeah. Oh, it's back. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. And back again. Oh, my God. I'm the best. Spread yourself so well. Spread yourself like Nutella. Brilliant. Come on. Absolute shitter. What a pass from Arteta. And Arteta. Arteta with the twinkle toes. What a ball and wazze. Oh, lad. That is done. Lad, lad, lad. Make him... Make the save. Great balling from Arteta. Well done, Distan. He's coming through. And unbelievable. Oh, referee. And his holocausts. He's got to be outside, surely. Surely. Don't call me surely. Neville. Neville. No reason to come. Distan had it thrown up. Against the run-up line. Totally against the run-up line this first half. Right on that side. The amount of time... In real life, I'm fucking this. That we can see the injury time the end of the fifth. Out of the ahead. We've dominated the game. One shot, you've had. Bastards. Disappointment. No. Shut your mouth. No response. He's just a big ream off. Ah! Sanna, get him. Talk of fire and into yacht. Off. Go on, into the shell-scuse. Into the core. This is better. There's bodies in the core. Side to angle it. Rooney's with a header! Yeah! Get in! He makes up for the mistake. Down at that end where he scored a couple of goals for Everton in the past. He's done it again. Get in. Great ball in. That's it again, was it? No, it was only the core this time. Whipping it in to great ball. Rooney, what a lead that is. And he's only just gone. Pulled Martin off his line a little bit. Made Nigel Martin think about coming off his line. You can see Trevor the core. On the edge of the box for Leeds there. As Ollie the core, swung it in. It's won a piece. Come on. Come on, that's what we needed. Parity restore for Everton. Inside the opening five minutes of the second half. Just what? The order that I have time. There's a club grown-up. There's a boy brought the grown-up. Oh! A tie-kicking in anyone's business. Yes! Well done, Speed. Everton now, face to everything. P and R. Throw one in, just throw one in. I'll clip that towards you, Koopie! Got to speak home with it. End him. Oh, he tried. He just couldn't get it. It's Robert Keane. This is where Everton are in trouble here. No, of course you're going to dance to him. Trillion sons. What's he give? Pizza! What's he give in here? He's given the first one, hasn't he? He's given the first one. Let's see. So he skips, past one, skips back. He's given that. He's already played the ball. If you do kick him, what's in the face? A back kick. Exactly. Donkey kick. Donkey kick inside. Donkey kick them. Don't be silly. Oh, Conselse's lovely angle. Yack's the option. Yack, great face touch. Get away from fair club. Does him. Look for the run. And I'll do it. I'll try and slide. Conselse's in. Trying to slide the Russian in. Brilliant this time. This is better from Everton. Period now. Yack! Yack! Foul. We need to see the run of Yack. Go on. Look at his left foot. Shouldn't have really hit that. Come on. This is better. Better, better. Ha! She's the runner. Conselse's one of all, ladders. Yack's going to fire it in low. Three times. Fire it low. I said fire it low. It's got to come to a wave, really. Should have scored. Should have scored. Yack's going to just place it in that corner. He was deliberate. Because she was trying to do. Big win. Big win. Big win. This time again is the call. Great ball again. Referee, after this day. I think we all seen it. We all witnessed it. We're all, we're all, we're all, we're all. We're all fuck off. Fuck off. You fucking little fucker. Fucking the duke again. You absolute Australian Croatian cunt nugget. He is a cunt nugget. I mean, that was the way that was looking for. It's offside. Miluka. He's finished it. Absolutely. Once again, we have to come for him. The runner played twice. Everton have been done. On the run of play. Brilliant. Rooney is in there. Wait, Rooney. Oh, you fuck off Nigel Martin. Making worldies. Fuck off Nigel, fucking Nigel. Been a perfect time for an equaliser. Yes, Rooney's got it. Win. Back into trouble. Have you given ref here? Fucking Karnas day. Trum on the corner. Absolutely. Balloture referee. Destruction tabby. Get your hair cut, dickhead. Come on. Oh, it's so frustrating. I don't know what I'm up behind. I honestly don't know what I'm up... Well, I do because they should have seen me score one. But you know what I mean? Was it Rodney Wallace or was it Raymond Wallace? It's got to be Rod Wallace. Yeah. Oh, I got that. Robbie King. Selfful blocks. It's going to break. Great Sakalata. I'm going to get him. Come on. In Cielskis. It goes down on right. Come on. Come for peanut reaction. Oh, no, no, no. Don't go out. Out. Piss off. You pissy pants. Chance that. Go on. Winnie's picked it. Go on. Inside I'm crying. Outside I'm also crying. So you're just crying. Crying externally, externally. All the internals. Externals. Whatever. Just to clarify, so you're crying. The call, brilliant. There we go. Come on. Duncan and Cale. Come on. There we go. Surely these are two. You'd look too. You'd look too much. Cielskis wants it. He's into it. Cielskis would beat the turn. He gives it away. He didn't need to. He got it. Pinch it out. Cornal do. Of course, Nigel Martin. Take it like a fucking season. Come on. Peanut. There's the ball into your keeper. Why didn't he just drop it? Nigel Martin turned in the game of his life. Cielskis had it. Yes, come on. Angle. Angle. Now or never. Duncan, you've got to win this. You've quite literally got to win it. Get round them. That's short. Duncan Cielskis. What a shape. Peanut has gone wide. Yes. What the fuck? Stay in as well. Of course it'll stay in. Yes. Played off my shins. Yes. I like that. Fucking hell. Yes. Fucking absolute. Come on, Wallabair. Absolutely lived it there. Ah. Give us nothing today, you shit. Have we lost this game, these? Devastated. Absolutely devastated. Tune it up against Arsenal. Threw it away. And batter these. Lost it. Ah. Trudging. He starts. Trudging off. He starts. They've gone a buzz. Disapply. Leave me go. Very, very disappointing though.