Horrible Couple Really Wants Wedding To Reflect Their Personalities





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Published on Aug 11, 2012

Objectively awful couple Ross Bird and Jessica Black want their upcoming wedding to be a true reflection of who they are as human beings.

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Ha, ha -- perfect.
A Bird Lover
My cousin had a camo and marijuana themed wedding. They're expecting a kid soon. Send help.
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Wes Anderson's wedding.
m b
They won't vaccinate their kids.
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UPDATE: to everybodies horror, the couple are now expecting their first baby and are already thinking of the most pretentious name for it that will very likely result in the kid being horribly bullied in school
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Karma Van Buuren
"A bunch of candles and fucking mason jars, and an instagram photobooth" LMAO.
Soylent Green
I have never been to a wedding that would not have been immeasureably more happy and interesting if someone had shown up with a flamethrower and put us all out of our misery.
Freya McCullough
I had a friend from school whose wedding was exactly this and let me tell you, I could not get drunk fast enough at the reception.
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Kayleigh Fredericks
I wonder if she'll keep her maiden name to like be hyphenated. So she would be Jessica Black-Bird? No? Sorry.
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Manny Dorsey
For each of you who don't think this is utterly insufferable, everyone you know probably thinks you are.
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