 Funnest stone. Funnest C-Thor. Robito. Hey, hey, what is all this? Yo, you not fucking finished. Yeah, we about to be. My boy thang. My boy thang. Don't go give him a boy thang. The best thing that I ever had. Next time I get the nastiest black-and-mild flavor they have. Ask them did I ask for it. Say it wasn't new, it wasn't nasty. Yeah, you want to stop. And get them too. They got one that tastes like elbow skin. Give them that one. Get them two of them. Give them two elbow skin black. We get the black licorice black-and-mild. The black jelly beans. Y'all ain't got no pineapple nuts? Y'all ain't got no pineapple wood chips? Oh, man. Y'all out of raisins? Leave him shit alone, man. Peel pressure. Nah, it ain't peel pressure. I don't want to reach you, man. Give me more. Hey, man, put some chips down. And then shit, hell. Hey, man, y'all don't understand what just happened off in here, man. Shit, give them really, really nice feels. I'm glad that people feel they can kick it that way here. They can. Does that make sense? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's the trap. It is. Yeah, and it's actually the quite the opposite, man, because we ain't trapping nobody, really. No. No, we're entertainment trapping at this point. We're trapping this media. I see what you did, man. We're trapping out this content. Content trapping. Yeah. It's constructed like a Rube Goldberg machine. Yeah. J-O-N. Man, wasn't that shit dope? That was dope, man. And they fucking with your music, man. You saw that? You saw that? I saw your eyebrows jump from up under your shades. Yeah. Because eyebrows was up under your shades, and then they went, zoinks. Jumped up. Hey, Clayton, man, look. Basically, this part, too, is some cool shit that I do. I got motherfucking Rideau Brown in here. Come on, Rideau. Come on, Rideau. Come on, Rideau. This is my partner, man. No, see, what people don't understand is this really my partner, this is our partner. This is one of the niggas that we really laugh at, and we really fuck with. And it's like, he ain't on this side of the world very often. Wouldn't he do? He do be working. He's from this coast, but he own it. You know, I would check in with him out there just for some grounds at some time. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? He put his hands in a lot of things, too, right? He's busy, man. But now I'm being out here in Atlanta, dawg. I love coming out here and just getting the energy from niggas like, y'all that do this shit, you know what I mean? I was talking to Rodney Perry today. He's like, yeah, you go to L.A. and people out there chasing their dream where there's niggas in Atlanta. That's like, nah, this is it. We living out as already. Yeah, we already living out dream. Niggas out there chasing their dreams. We down here in Atlanta living out. I don't know what your dream was, but Magic City open at 7. I don't know what you mean. What the fuck? Niggas, whatever you want to do down here, you will come down here, especially as a black person, and get it in. It is more about the movies, all that shit helped, all that. Yeah, L.A. definitely is the place, you know, that's where the dreams are, dawg. At some point, you got to go out there and see what they talking about. That shit hard, dawg. You see the dreams die. You don't see the dead dream. They're still acting for the last role she didn't get. You ever say the spirit of the dream? Yeah, this is even worse. That's like somebody on Hollywood Boulevard who just be out there still in like costume, you know what I mean? On the corner dancing and shit. I was supposed to be Catwoman, you know what I mean? She just keep telling me. I was this close to being Jack Sparrow. Yeah, man, you look like I'm a little bit... I swear the road was supposed to be mine. The Raven never sleeps. You just get the rolling out. The first part is, they were probably in a pop-up... Well, that's movie back in the day. I was in Portugai 7. I was there. There was no pumpkin here. Don't give a fuck. Do you know who I am? Do you know who I am? That's fucked up. Victim number 47 in a slush of him. You know me as Joe the policeman. You know what's going down, episode. That's my mama. Don't you recognize me? Rio, what's been up with the content, man? Man, just getting back into it, having fun. What you mean back into it? How is the pandemic? I think that's what it was. I think when the pandemic hit, a lot of people started putting out content. So it really, it made the playing field to the point where it's like, all right, you can really just tick tock. You can get a million followers on Instagram red. How'd it go? Bro, stop before you fall around and go viral. You go viral? What the shit, man? If they go up with that thug, it's gone. They're going to make a drip out of you just doing that shit. And they're going to loop it. And I'm gone on tick tock. It's weird, bro. I love tick tock, bro. Shut up and tick tock. They be posting a lot of shit about me that they got, well, I don't know how to put it. What you mean? I love me that go viral on tick tock. But if I posted them shit, nobody would see them. Nobody wanted it. So I think they like my content. Just when other people post it. Yeah, ain't that a bitch? Yeah, I like it. Because I'll just be scrolling. I don't have no content on that bitch. I don't have a tick tock page. I'll go and look at that. Just to see what's going on. I try to make sure there's a fake page out there of mine on tick tock. That's your burning page. He just posted my old videos and shit. Yeah, I follow all the pages that post my clips. You didn't say Me Too Redo? No, it says Redo Brown. He took your whole name. So you didn't bother. No, I don't use it, though. No, I got a page. I just don't have no content on it. I got a real... I guess you got to have a page if you want that, right? No, I just made a... I don't have a page and then I follow all the bad bitches on that. But the shit that make me follow them is not the type of shit that they post. I'm tired of them dancers, though. They like praise dancers. I wish I could watch them bitches on sound or something. I don't know. Oh, you can't turn the sound off? I don't know, it's real. Because you keep hearing the same thing over and over again. But once you hear the beginning, it's just like... She might not do it for you little nigga, but she gonna do it for me. Sometimes them sounds get stuck in your head, like... I don't even know the song. I just know the part. Corvette, Corvette. That nigga really said... That's it. He really said that. He said that. TikTok taught me one thing. I didn't know so many white women across America were big old fat asses. Yeah, that shit don't make sense to me, bro. It's way more than I ever thought it was. Yeah, they definitely up there now. There are some minorities... I don't want to just say white ladies. It is some minorities out there with some fattest asses. Okay. I was gonna say this. Some fattest asses. Expand it and realize that... It's demographic, it's way more demographic than I thought it was. It's global. It's global. They're in a race now. They used to never be in a race. But TikTok has shown me Native American ass. South Pacific. Island ass. Inuit. Samoan ass. It was just this one big ass white lady. She said she was just sitting there on the vikings. Guess what? She had ass. I seen a black girl from Africa with a blonde hand, blue eyes. She had ass. So hold on now. Poling white women from Louisiana. They got ass. So you've seen all these asses in the ass? Yes. To me. But that's just for my own cultural bias. Because I've seen black asses be great in places they would never pose to prosper at. I done seen a fatt black ass at a church. At a funeral. They were prospering church. I've seen many managers come out the front and stick them keys in the cash register at KFCs across this country to delete them orders. With that belt, up in the back. Taco Bell. All that delta. You ever went through the Atlanta airport at 7 o'clock in the morning? She got ass in work pass. She got ass in real life. That belt with that motherfucker on the last hole? Yeah. Yeah. But the waist part don't fit. But the ass part ain't no room. God was acting fool when he was putting asses on black women. If skinny black women out here would put their clothes on the ass till they took them off. But it'd be the fattest ass that disappears in the pants. I promise. I wonder what a fat ass can put on some white women jeans from like Abercrombie and Fitz and not have the same ass. Ain't that crazy? Bitch had on some mud jeans. Right. It's all in the belt. It's all in the belt. That presentation. That's all how you present. Amazon leggings They gave a lot of women ass, too. Like a lot of women discovering they had ass and didn't know. They didn't know they had the wrong shit on. You had the wrong shit on. Bitch, you was a zoologist. You was wearing khaki shorts all the time. But the worst thing about this whole conversation is fat asses can't even be at their greatest because this whole man is creepy. Creeps out here. They creeping out the ladies, man. They go too far. Yeah. Being creeps. Creep shit that you thinking? Not a tool. And this is the reason why though. You're not supposed to open your brain up to them. Right. Cause when they saying some creepy shit ever made a bitch be like, okay. It just don't work like that. You not built like that, man. The way they start, too. It's like, oh shit. It's about to be heavy. There's a lot of creeps out there that fucked the game up. I feel like women would be more freaky if it wasn't for the creeps. Women want to be naked, believe it or not. She don't want everybody looking at her though. No, it's not the part about everybody looking. That's fine. It's the creeps. You know how many women have went out with their nipples out and then just had to say, you know what? Never mind. There's too many creeps. What do the creeps do when she came out with her nipples out? Man. Playing pocket pool and shit. Sure would like to suck on them titties. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. That fucks it up for everybody. That's cool if you think it, but you ain't gonna say this shit out loud, man. Why would you do that? That's like the homeboy that says, man, he's always trying to fuck nothing. Who worse though? Is the nigga that say that worse? Or when the girl stop putting her titties up and the nigga go, ain't he worse than the creep nigga? Nah, because he could always leave. Soon as he walk out, them bitches might be like, we were trying to fuck with him and then you got three coochies to yourself. Mmm. That's better than being on the underdog. Oh my goodness. So he fucked it up with him up. Fucked it up with everybody. You just supposed to look at it and keep going, right? You're not supposed to be weird though, like, hey, look at them, look at them, look at them nips. Look like they hitchhiking. But what if a woman is staring right now with her titties out and just sat down and started watching us? Could we do the whole show without saying anything about the titties? What if a tits new to us? No, we've seen a plethora of tits. I'm going to continually check on those tits that are out. I'm going to give them a second look. Just because I want to make sure nobody's being a creep. But see, that's the thing about me. I'm the type of dude where it's like, I'm like a bird watching when they come to the titties. I'd be like, don't start on the titties. No, no, don't start on the titties. The longer you stay still and quiet, the longer titties will be out. But if you start on them titties, the party is over. Don't look them in the area over. Don't look them in the area over. Don't, don't, don't. That'd be the way it would be. When girls put titties away, they put a lot of shit on too, bro. That's the thing about it. What the fuck, you get a jacket. Women. Even if them titties was put up, it ain't got to be about no cleavage. We've seen nice titties in a sweater. That's the true test of a tittie. What they hitting on in a Christmas sweater? They're gingerbread, man. Come on. What's he doing? If your joy ain't stretched out. My humbug. I thought you were just saying, oh yeah. I choose juice. Come on, man. But that's the thing about it, though, man. There's so many parts of a woman that's just as sexy as the obvious ass and titties. What's fucking with a woman with some beautiful ass toes? Huh? What did you say? I said, what's fucking with a lady who got some beautiful ass toes? What make it beautiful? You would know when you got a motherfucker with some ugly ones, I know that. I can't even tell you what look good to you. You might like some shit I don't like when it comes to feet. I like them look potato toes. I don't even know what... They don't bend. They must not bend. They know what I'm talking about. Explain. With the toes in the foot? Man, when she put them... With the toes in the foot? Where the foot is in the toe? No, no, the foot is over the toe and the toe is in the foot. Man, I have to show you a picture of them. It's too hard to describe. You should be. They symmetrical and shit. You like webbing. A lot of girls... You try to sneak that shit in because I don't fuck with web feet. But if you got web feet and they look good, I fuck with them. You like Webbergale. You like, you can swim her ass off. What a good swimming ass. I really judge it... I really look at that pinky toe nail to see what kind of condition it's in. That tell you what type of life she done had. I've seen a girl... She had no pinky toe nail but it was painted still on the toe part. The toe was painted. Every toe nail was painted then the pinky toe had no nail but it was still painted too. I've seen that. The floating... Technology has come so far though. They can put a false one on there. False toe nail? Why would you just wear a shoe all the time? Why would you put a false toe nail on it? You don't know what people have been through to be who they are. I would, yeah. You know some of my favorite shit that you always do. What's that? You said that. Oh shit's a fun man. I think people fell in love with them man because they feel like a lot of people are lying dog. So to really see that side of a nigga that tells stories like that and then be like nah that's the kind of shit that really happened man that should be fun bro. Every time we try to come out and do something positive they don't want to help. They be like black people not going to support that bullshit. Go to the website. 85apurl.com 85apurl.com Man put it on the screen. You know what I mean? There's a lot of you in it. A pearl. Go get some a pearl. Go get some a pearl. Sick of that shit man. Shit. Everyday. Let me get a hat. What's up man take that off. When the 4X is going to be in. Where you from man? Y'all ain't got nothing for babies. What the fuck? We all going to get some ones. Save it for your baby. That nigga going to grow up one day. He going to want this. Me too man. I'm just going to start wearing all this shit. I wear it everyday. I like it. Shit soft man made out of hooded material. Even the pants. We got sweatpants made out of hooded material. Come on man. This ain't no knock off. You can watch this. It's the same. Better than that shit you used to. We make it short. I had this hooded for the whole 5 years. Yeah I know. Look still bright. All the way. And niggas don't know how to wear clothes. Cause we have a good washing routine. We got black. We got red. We got blue. We got some pink shit for the girl. White socks. Rolling trays. We got to keep doing these motherfuckers. I'm about to call LL Cool J. Right. I'm about to pay somebody else to do this shit. I don't know what they want me to do. Everybody who come through here gets some of this dope ass shit and be like I like this shit. It's nice and thick. Why does that cost that much? We don't own no factory. We have to cut a deal. We got to make some money off this shit too. Exactly. This shit is better. It's imprinted on it. So my buck can't say you know like Biggie said they go to nigga with the fake eyes. You ain't got to worry about that. It's real. That's what I'm saying. You got to get eye shit. Cause when we see y'all with this shit we don't know how much the shit they be buying cost. Eye shit don't even cost that much. I had somebody say me a DM say hey man it's a 85 south show I'm talking up for y'all what you think. I think you need to get that shit to fuck out my pay. The bootlegger sent you the shit that they was bootleg. Fuck you gonna get me to approve some bootleg shit. Taking boot out my kids mouth. Right. With my idea. Wow. Mother fuckers buy some of this shit man. Okay it's Christmas time. We ain't gonna see the money tell April anyway. Just go ahead and get some of this shit. I don't know what else to tell them. Yeah. I love getting those kind of stories man. Those are definitely the ones that I had the most fun with. What's some more of your favorites? My favorite one of all time got to be the one I just did with Money Bag and Katie just to sit with them and take a sketch like that that I would say is complicated you know what I mean. Cause the shit we talking about. But to go into that room and do a sketch that was four minutes long and to skate around that and to get everybody to be like nah this is actually funny like that's probably my favorite sketch of all time. Another one you do when a nigga be gone after an edible a nigga laid down and probably sleeping. How long have I been sleeping? Oh man that was the old I was sitting down on the couch. Yeah. Man I think I was high as fuck one day dog and I had to go really lay down and I'm just laying down can't sleep and I just that's when I think of my best shit when I'm high man. I thought of that shit. Oh you don't gotta tell me. Me and Dave had sessions where you fall asleep in LA and wake up in this one o'clock and you gotta try to figure out if in and out still open. Come on man. That's what he was doing finding this other shit. Different ethnicities have food that's open way later than I should be open. They don't even pull up the one o'clock. Where did you come from nigga? I thought this was a part of it. You sound stupid as hell explaining to people where you got it from. I doubt this is a Mexican hamburger on the flame bread. Tortuga? I don't know bruh. I wanted two tortugas. They gave me a tortuga. They didn't give me a green guy. I didn't want a green guy. I was about to eat that bitch then the dude who sold it to me was like no no and he gave me some little green shit in a cup. I don't know what this shit is but it's sweet and it's spicy. But it do burn a little bit. It still burn a little bit. It had all the sauces out. I don't know what the fuck it is but it feels like leaves is growing in my mouth. That should be good to the motherfucker though dawg. What about the hot shit? You ever had that shit? Nah I don't trust that. The hot shit? Yeah. And you know what? This is the one thing I love about I don't want to say Mexican specifically but the Hispanic food trick. The Hispanic food so much they'll give you a piece of some shit you didn't order. Stay for you. While you waiting. You gonna cook with that shit? Alright man. I bought up some candy but you just cut me a piece of pork. You know what? I got mangoes but they gave me some. People watched this show and then they sent me this thing. People watched this show and they sent me pictures of food and they be like let me cook for you and I be like what if you sent me pictures of food that I don't eat? Is that gonna make me want some more shit? What made you pick this to send me that to be like what's gonna fuck with this? You don't even know my eating habits. Bull. Bro I'm the most picky eater What did the niggas send you? They don't matter. They just don't know what the fuck I eat. If you want to impress me send me a grilled ham and cheese plain. This niggas childish when it comes to the menu. Oh yeah I'm the type of nigga I'll get high and I'll start. I look at the menu and make some shit that niggas ain't never heard of and they'll be like oh yeah I want to eat that shit. Nah niggas this niggas will break down whatever dish. Nope. That's a hamburger take off the tomato the lettuce and the bud. Put the bud on the side equally for the same amount of motherfucker time. He telling this to a waiter I would do it if He's saying it with his mind like this niggas cuz I do shit like and then like let me get a chicken sandwich but put it on a quarter pound of bread cuz I don't like that bread that y'all be putting in. Do you have a potato bud? I don't want it. I just want to see if you can eat it. No I don't eat onion bread. I want to pop it over there. Pop it over there. Let me get the shrimp and grits Okay pop it over there. What's your pop it over there? I got the shrimp and grits and I got the alligator bites. You know what my pop it over there. I take the alligator bites and I throw it in the shrimp and grits and mix it all together. You know what my pop it over there. That's amazing. It's swamp salad. That shit is amazing. That's swamp salad. Hold on I'm about to tell you my pop it over there. Tell you my pop it over there. I don't have one. Give me your pop it over there. I don't have one. What's your favorite spot you eat at? No look. Home. It don't be... That's where it got. That's where I eat it. No the good thing about being a picky eater is I can literally get some food from anywhere. I just got to be a certain way. Cause there's so much shit that I don't eat. I've had a bad experience with trying new shit. I don't know what happened to this new bad shit. Man I can tell you everything that happened to me. I don't want to hear this now. I've had something. I almost said I've eaten. I've eaten some of the worst shit. You ate it. I've ate it. And it made me regret it. This ain't for me. Like you did it the bowl? What the... What happened bro? What did you eat it? I grew up around a lot of old ass people who used to eat a lot of struggle food that we didn't have to eat. Scrabble. They used to be trying to suggest it and shit. Look grandfather, I love you. But it's 8 or 9 degrees in the afternoon. I'm not about to sit here and eat these hot ass peas with you. I'm just... I'm just not a bean. I'm not a bean person. But I'm just saying there's so many instances like that going to places and people are offering me shit that I told them I didn't like. We'll eat it. Just try it and then it'll make me sick. It's 90 degrees. Eat these goddamn peas. Eat these hot ass peas. What you mean you don't like broccoli? Look this is the hottest summer. What are we doing? It's burning. I can't live here for a pot of simple. I was talking about I grew up around a lot of... I can't live here for an outer pot. I grew up around some old ass people. Nick, I'm talking about who had dietary restrictions and shit. Nick, you ever ate boiled fish? What? Was it boiled when you bought it or did you have to boil it? How you boil fish? Exactly. This is some of the worst shit I've ever heard. You never heard of boiled fish. No, I didn't know that was fish. Boiled fish and baked fish is the worst shit that you could eat. Baked is baked can be alright if it's done right. I'm talking about I've had some shit that tastes so bad to me it made me not like other shit. What you mean it just fucked up a whole section of your taste buds? Yeah. Look at bitch ass onions over there hanging out with the soup that I just didn't like onions. Oh these don't taste the same as the mother onions. Bitch they onions. What the fuck with you or your cousins? It's just a lot of bullshit man, I'm sorry. I don't apologize for nothing because don't none of these motherfuckers have to feed me. I know what I like. She still eat pussy though. Nick, I eat all that shit. Pop the dog, I'm going in. Pop the dog first of all you bring me the bro shit if you got it. That's with the little skewer, with the shrimp, wrap, bacon. I'll just nigga turn to tell you when he in. I'm in that bitch, then I want a goddamn something with some noodles. So I'm getting some type of the fettuccine Alfredo. I'm getting that too and then we going in like that. I worked at the other shit. I worked at Papa's restaurant. Papa got a lot of restaurants. I used to fuck some fettuccine Alfredo up but when you said that I had some shit with the wrong kind of fettuccine or something. It was a sharp pain right here. And when you said that it triggered your phantom pain. You can't eat it no more. No, because one bad experience. One bad noodle. One bad noodle. Because I felt the exact pain the way it kicked in. Oh shit, that's what it was, it hurt me that time. Hold on. Comedy club? I think it was at the comedy club. That shouldn't count. Comedy club will fuck you up though. I'm real cautious about it. Comedy club will fuck you up though. The comedy club when you is small. But if you judge food, like if you judge nachos off of a comedy club menu you fucked up. That's not fair. You know what kept me alive off the comedy club? Comedy club made you different people. Outside of the chicken wings you can always tell what the club is standing at. Based off how good the chicken quesadilla is. That's what you go off of? If it's a good chicken quesadilla it's a real classy joint. Shit, real talk you go to the kitchen and see who's all in there. Nah. I feel like you can't go wrong with the chicken tenders. No matter what club you at. Some of them shits don't be fried right. But I mean chicken tenders every night at some point. Bro, it's some comedy clubs out here that could be like four star steak houses. They got good steak and good burgers. I can't think of it right now. When your comedy club got good steak burgers, I feel like it's a classy joint. Yeah. As long as y'all got something that y'all do good, like amen, amen. If the motherfuckers at work they be like amen, get that goddamn prime. This is the one flaw that comedy clubs don't understand they doing. They don't have enough dessert options. And the ones that they do, they so underwhelming. It's just like, you got to give a fuck. Because people in here laugh and they might do some dumb shit. Like, I don't know what I'm lack to. But they give me that brownie with that ice cream on it with them sprinkles on it. I might shit on myself on the way home. You don't home? Like research? Like my nigga every time we add dessert. Let's get these niggas fucking down. These niggas break a toilet. Ensuring purposes. Yo, take ice cream off the menu. Yo, why do we take ice cream off the menu? You don't ask no fucking questions. And you wonder why all the stalls is taped up. All the stalls is taped up. You think it's a warm cookie? Give him a cookie and a skillet. Give him a fucking cookie and a skillet. You ever had that shit? No ice cream? That shit ain't good. Most of it. You picked it up and moved to LA. What was the first thing you saw that made me be like, what the fuck? Made you be like, what the fuck? When I was in LA? Yeah, just being a whole change of mother fucking coast. Man, when I first seen how early Tony Oskitz got up to work. You know Tony Oskitz or even though I went out and shit. When I was going to LA, I was staying at his spot every once in a while and shit. And that nigga was up at 6 o'clock in the morning. And I'm like, nigga, what the fuck are you doing up? He's like, oh yeah, I'm checking my Facebook. I'm posting all these videos out for the week and then I'm gonna have my Instagram going. And I get that going at 9 o'clock because that's what's going on in the East Coast. And by the time it's 9 o'clock here, it'll be 12 o'clock there and the niggas is on lunch. And I can take a break here. And I just got the world jumping here in LA because it's 9 o'clock in the evening. And I'm like, y'all going back to bed, nigga. But being around that shit, I wasn't waking up at 12 o'clock no more. After being at his crib for a week, so I'm waking up at 11. Being at his crib, I'm not waking up to things like that. You got the whole extra hour. Extra hour. I'm just waking up a little early. It's steps, nigga. It's a little bit. Boy, you let me down that time. I ain't getting up at 12. Nah, I'm up. I'm dressed at 11. I see this nigga doing it. Waking up at 11 or dressed at 11. And stay asking this nigga, hey, you been up to the 6. You know he been up to the 6. You been not putting your hands on me, you black motherfucker. I beat your ass. You said that shit? Hell, yeah. I learnt a lot from that. I learnt a lot just by you and you tell that story. Nah, bro, if I was still in Boston, I would be doing it different. I wouldn't know the business side of this shit. I learnt that from that nigga, you know what I'm saying? Tony Oskis is a real nigga. He always shares a platform with the people that surround him. He down to do whatever, create some shit with you and show you how to edit that bitch on your phone if you got time to sit down. He got a hell of a story, too, bro. Yeah, I fuck with Tony Oskis, man. That's what it is, man. We just up in the studio vibing, man. This is one of them ones, man, when your dog pull up in the city and I was like, shit, let's get one in. Hey, man, man, Carl, what you think your future baby mama doing right now? My future baby mama is probably laying in the bed right now, trying to decide if she about to get up and pee right. She got to pee, but she can wait a little bit longer. She's waiting to pee? Right. And she's tired, but she want to get up and take a shower. Every time I see this nigga, we just do that. Ask that real-the-best question. What's your future baby mama doing right now? Right now? Yeah. She climbing off the balcony of her neighbor's porch that she left her keys at work. Right. Damn. What's your future baby mama doing? Called me. Oh. Damn. That one was too real. Is that close? Mm-hmm. See how y'all did that? I know. Damn. It's about that time, then. Congratulations to you. How y'all did that? Yeah. We spoke it up. Evil. Lurking. I know evil. Evil? All right. Evil. Evil. My future baby mama probably, probably somewhere right now saying she can't sleep with the fan on, but she just took the other blanket at her little board room on the other bed because she cold, but she gotta have that fan on. Box bag. Yeah. Future baby mama in the bed right now trying to figure out how she gonna finish this work for tomorrow while this nigga in the living room playing on the playstation. Sucking her waffa. My future baby mama is laying in her house by herself without no nigga. Telling herself she don't need a man for shit, but in the back of her mind she telling herself she want one. She thinks she's so independent, but little does she know. She plugged her phone charger in, but it came unplugged, so when she wake up her phone ain't gonna be charged. Cause she got one of them loosey ass plugs like when you plug the charger in and it just fall out. It be loosened up. Some of these plugs ain't fucking too much. Yeah cause you roll it up and you take it everywhere. No I'm just saying like when you plug the shit in and then it's just like the plug just fall out and be like the neck and shit. Oh yeah. And she looking at baby pictures. My future baby mama so full of herself. She masturbate to her own nudes. Damn. Yeah. She ain't shit though. But if you ask about them she swear she ain't got none. She selfish. Whatever bro. I ain't got a whole lot of future baby mothers. I might got one or two left. That third one she really gonna be blessed cause I'm gonna be really done with life. You know what I'm saying? No I'm just saying. I feel like I feel like I'm old at least one more. I want an athlete though. Why? I don't know. I just want a child that's just an athlete. Your kids don't. I read that wrong. Oh no no no. I thought you wanted an athlete. I was like what you wanted. I want a kid that's an athlete. I mean I want a kid that just goes through sports. He's like no I just want to play football. You know how to do that right. Everybody you should just do it. Just do what? Just work them out while they sleep. Some kids just ain't built for it. No no when they sleep you just work them out. Kids have their own desires man. Really when they kick babies? Yeah. Kids they got their own desires man. You can't push them to do nothing. You don't want to do it. You just have to display the options to let them pick. Your son might be the next best lacrosse player they ever was. What if you're doing all that shit then the big the niggas only like four or nine. Then it might not be your baby. Now this niggas just. It might not be your best. It don't matter if he's good or something. This is the whole wide range of sports. Hell yeah. I mean it don't mean he's going to get to be the best sports. Oh wait wait wait. This was about him. That was a little too personal. I'm sorry. You was real specific. What if he's only four or nine? I heard that. That came from a dark place. Nah man. I'm not that small. I didn't say you were. But he had a height. At some point. At some point. He's working out for the kid and he just ain't that tall. Nah. But still it doesn't matter. There's a lot of people that's all types of heights that do all type of shit. Yeah. Right. You gotta be like. Nothing can stop you from being great in this life. It's just a bunch of excuses at this point. Maybe that's that short. It's a sport now man. He could be a professional. Professional what? You guys keep saying professional. What? Games are there. Hey man. Michael Jordan said it best. The ceiling is the roof. There you go. That is 6'6 bro. Tell me something somebody under five feet said. Highlight. I don't know. Tell you something somebody under five feet said. Great job. Get in where you fit in. Who said that? A lot of people. Napoleon said that shit when he took over Waterloo. Get in where you fit in. Hey man. Yeah man. Nothing. No limits. There's limits. Bruce Lee said that. Come on man listen. If you want athlete. The kid got to choose to do it. You can show it to them. There's ways you can go. You know they say the way. You're supposed to do yoga. If you're an athlete. Whatever. They say soccer first? No. Soccer building endurance. There's a little toddler. There's soccer to get their endurance together. So these motherfuckers can run up and down. Big ass soccer field. And then from there. Once they get to like being like a little kid. Where you can actually then whatever they want. They got a good foundation. That's what they try to say. Right. That makes sense. Yeah. I mean if you're an athlete then it's easier though. You could just have enough kids to where you figure out which one is good at sports someday you have it. That's the short. Short cut. That's the short cut. Yeah. Make them challenge each other. No. Well I mean Michael Jordan was an athlete. And his sons didn't do the same thing. That's because they didn't live up to your height. Don't do them like that. Sometimes you got to train with your shit. You can't train with nice shit. No bro. They was training with sports. They have more important things. The people was training with their daddy shoes on. How you gonna get good with your daddy shoes on though? You got to be a nigga that's got shoes. That's not even that good. They're not even the right kind of shoes for you to be hooping. That's how you get good. You get good and adversity nigga. You don't know what basketball did to that family at the house. It might be a back story that you're not ready to hear. Basketball destroyed my family okay? Talk about it. You want me to dunk? Fuck basketball. That's all I have to fucking hear. We're in your laps Martin. We're in your laps Martin. Get dinner with us. Every box in my house. All in here in the other room. He was just coming to see me run. I'm so good. Wow. There's no individuality in this family. I make the baseball team. He makes the baseball team. It ain't for myself. Now you're playing baseball. She's gonna steal all the glory huh? Just want to know yourself. Oh shit. I'll just fall back from the sports. And I'll just do my own like t-shirt and apparel line. Fuck it. Yeah. He's got a few months. Wow. Wow really. You made it funny. It's not that funny. It's funny. You made it funny. Wow. That's your buddy. He's so fucked up. Every time they tried to branch out. He ain't coming. Look man. Mom look. I know you look. I've been doing the art. You know we came out with this really dope cartoon. You brought it up. It's real shit though. Man that shit gotta be hard man. Let me just jump from where? This is my dad. I'm going back to class. This is so good. I didn't make the team. How many points? I didn't make the team dad. My god. Yeah 40. I'm hooping the driveway. You can't dunk for shit. You look up that bitch 11 and a half feet. I wanted you to fly son. I knew everything and I couldn't dunk this whole time. I'm going to bust my fucking head. I'm hooping the driveway. I'm picking up and just throwing over the shoulder that bitch going in. Oh man. Man. You can't keep up with that. That's too much pressure. Hey pops. You know when we do like if I try to come. How you. I'm no son figure it out. You see there's a driveway right there. There's a pool court right there son. It's the inside one and outside one. Ain't no excuse for you. Really ain't no reason for you to be asking me nothing. Why you asking me? I said you do it before. You hear that from your dad. Michael Jordan he tell you that. Hey. Hey. You were out here and you were chasing me. No, not them tapes. Not the playoff tapes. The one when I was in high school when I was a little broke ass nigga like you. You were out here with your lips poked out. Tumboffs and fucking rebugs. What do I do for y'all? You do me like that. Oh. You think I didn't see them goddamn shell to Adidas in your closet too her. Look me in my eyes. Get the fuck out of my house. If you bring another fucking tip, she'll get the chocolate. What about mama though? OK. All right. OK. No, man. I'm not going to do that, man. Stop, man. Ryan didn't look at the stats. Leave that boy alone, man. What are you doing, Ryan? Nah, man. Stop, man. You're insidious. His stats is probably good, but they ain't going to be good because of who his father is. Nobody's stats are bad. If he averaged a 22 in high school, that's really good. Bro, that's because that's what you don't understand. His father is a fucking legend. Everything he did was superior. Michael Jordan won a score of 45 points with one sock on. And he was being stupid shit like that. I just made that up, but it's probably a trade in one sock on. One sock on. Because somebody stepped on his foot, and he couldn't get a sock on that foot. But he could get that Jordan number six on. You know, he had to wear them pennies. Probably he cut the one off the back. He had to wear them ones. He didn't have to. He didn't have one penny shoe yet, but they were one. And they had lost his luggage. And it was the only shoes they had in this size. Lost it. And he wore his shit and cut his shit off. He cut the one off because the one was on the little tab and shit. Think of the motherfucker who helped them lose it. Man, motherfucker threw that shit away. They was trying to get that motherfucker food poison. They was trying to assassinate him. Like the Del Castro, man. If you worked at the airport and you seen Michael Jordan's luggage, you planted guys on that. No, you work at the airport and you work, and you over there with the niggas who steal the luggage, but you can't say shit. Y'all don't work. You know the niggas who's still in luggage at the airport. It's about three motherfuckers, man. Bro, you'll never guess what shit we got. Who, man? Got some shit in there. Michael Jordan, nigga. Niggas! Yeah. Niggas, he got the space jams in there. Come on. That's the jersey for the game tonight? That's for the night. Think about it. The space jams in there. You know how they knew it was Michael Jordan luggage, too? Because the jeans was biggest fuck. Like the jeans, all the jeans, the formal leg jeans. Niggas, some jink hoes. What are these? Niggas, some extra wide leg jeans. Man, come on. Bro, fuck no. Yeah, man, real life. Real life gangster shit. That shit crazy. That's fucked up. I don't know why y'all even did that. That shit. But that shit was excellent. That's what this shit be about, man. Yeah. That shit is well, bro. We all in this bitch has a motherfucker, though, man. Y'all see the world slowly opening back up. Is it opening or is it just, you know, it's open. It's open. Y'all been open, though. Ain't closed. Atlanta ain't afraid of shit. No, it ain't dead Atlanta ain't afraid. It's just dead. Niggas. Who's gonna go out, who's gonna go out? Who's gonna go out, who's gonna go out? No, from LA, we're in LA. It's shut down. No, it ain't shit open out there. It's shut. So anywhere that we hear it's open, we like, what the fuck is going on? Yeah. But there ain't everybody out there. The people that were gonna go out. Right. Yeah. You weren't gonna go out, you weren't gonna go out. Yeah, people, you can tell that there's still a lot of people wearing that mask out here. Hell, yeah. So in LA everybody got their mask on still. Oh, yeah. I mean, the mask, I got so many of them. I like when? So many of them. I like it. Do you match your outfit with them? Hell, yeah. I got masks with this shit on. All kinds of shit, bro. I don't fuck with the mask. I'm branding with my shit. I like being like a Mortal Kombat character. I like being like that. Because I remember when that shit wasn't legal for a black man to have a mask on. They didn't want to have a hood on. Come on now. Give me a mask. I'm gonna wear that shit until they say we can't no more. Man, I'm gonna wear the mask well after this time to stop wearing a mask. Yeah. I'm gonna have a white man. I got masks lined up for the next three months. Fool these niggas. Yeah. With the white man mask? Yeah, I'm gonna have a white man mouth on the mask. I'm not because somebody to take a picture of you from the distance, they can twist their story however they want to. Man, I don't know what Clayton going through. Nigga, I said with white man mouth syndrome. Shit. At least if I were to hurry up and go, you know, you go look at the mouth with this. Damn, y'all getting money like that. Clayton, they got a whole white man mouth. Yep. That's a surgery. That's crazy. Whole mask. You can have a mask mask on. You can have like a mask mask. Oh, yeah, I've seen the people with the... I had them over in the chamber. Really? Yeah, I got a few chamber. We'll chamber them. Yeah, a few chamber them. We'll chamber them. I hope it don't get that bad. Nah, man. Shit about to get a little bit better. What do you mean? Oh, like, you just gotta wear a little pack with a hose. It's gonna be a little pack with a hose. With a tube with some little green shit running into your body. Hemoglobin and shit. Exactly, as soon as the shit comes in. Yeah, hemoglobin. All types of playlists. That is too much. Man, what brings you down this way, man? Did the comedy show yesterday with Ryan Davis. Yeah. Came out here and did that. But I said, man, every time I come out here, I end up bumping into y'all, man. So Atlanta's just becoming a spot where I come out at least once every two, three months, man. Yeah. Just to come out and get some work done. Man, when you was talking about earlier, like you said, this shit is turning into the blueprint. Yeah. What they saying? Oh, man, just to, you know what I mean? I had a lot of people that, you know, talked to me about doing podcasts. And my whole thing about doing podcasts is like, man, I don't wanna do it unless it's right. I don't wanna do anything anybody else is doing. I want it to look different. I want it to feel different. And everybody I've talked to when it comes to podcasts, when they get to that whiteboard, they gotta write something down. It's like 85 South Shore, the blueprint. These are the niggas that are doing it, right? It's not even, I mean, all of us are talking about it. But to be in those rooms and those buildings and all everybody in there is like, nah, this is the formula right now. This is a podcast done, right? They get the right guess. It's the right amount of time. If you wanna do something, it's gotta be like this. That's the crazy part about this. It's just, it's not that complicated. We're comedians, but this is not even a comedy podcast. It's just a podcast that's fucking hilarious. And it's the coldest podcast in all of the land. You get what I'm saying? Say, yeah. We talked shit, we been, this was being done before it was even what it was. Right. You know what I'm saying? We're into it, man. But it, like, for like- You just put it in your nice little frame. Just to watch it. Just to like, I watched this shit. I remember the first time I really watched it. I went to one of my homeboys' house and we was about to play Madden. And they was like, nah, we gotta watch the 85 South Show. Bro, you mean, that's how you know we coming up? Yeah. When you get to go before Madden? Until we watched the 85 South Show. They was all like, we watching this shit. And I'm, I already know y'all. So I already seen this shit, but I was like, man, let me see what these niggas is doing. Right. And I'm watching them watch this shit, like my family watches Martin. Right. And I'm like, oh yeah, this is different. This is different. These niggas got food, they watching it and they tuned in for an hour. Right. I'm like, oh yeah, this is different, man. I can't just jump in the podcast world and think I'ma get in front of a camera and I'ma be able to do that. That's not that. Right. These niggas got faithful people tuned in that I would have never thought be tuned in this shit. Man, they be checking this shit out. Shout out to the 85% for making that shit possible, man. Man, yeah, they show love everywhere. Like, it's international. Man, it's dope, bro. Well, look, man, don't let this be the last time you pull up on us, bro. That don't even make sense, man. Every time Clayton out in LA, man, he come through the crib. You know, if you come out there, you gotta come. Man, I miss being able to do that shit and jumping in some shit right quick, doing the collabs and shit like that. Oh, yeah, you did come by the other crib. We did the, when we was banging on the door, we did at my crib. I felt like, God, we did that. Crazy ex-boyfriend. You seen that sketch? I'm in the bed with Shorty and a nigga banging on the door, the lowest banging on the door, and he's like, hey, come on, open the door. We just broke up yesterday. And I was like, what the fuck? So he asked my ex-boyfriend, fuck that nigga. He's like, come on, you're there with a nigga? Oh, come on, that's like, man. It was so funny to post a video like that and to see people react and be like, nah, this shit is comedy. Right. You know what I mean? It's fun to take situations like that that niggas really ain't gonna try to make that shit funny. That shit real. It's real. Real situation. It's real fuck. Niggas wake up in these situations all the time, I guess. Yeah. And I miss that shit, man. Just cause the world shut down, don't mean we shut down, bro. No, not at all. What y'all doing is keeping shit spoken, bro. It's just insane. For the pandemic to hit and y'all was just hitting, the way y'all was hitting theaters and all that. And for it to hit and y'all to still be giving out content weekly is, that shit different, man. It's different to be able to do that shit, man. So I applaud that, especially, I watch everything. So to be able to get up and be like, oh, these niggas definitely got some content for me. I was on Instagram today and I seen the picture with Red Graham on the couch and I could tell by Red's smile, I'm like, oh, this interview's gonna be crazy. Oh yeah. Shout out to Red. So like, just to have that on the way, when I get home I'm watching that shit. Yeah, so that's what it is though, man. Look, next time you in the city, man, we gonna pull up and do this shit again, bro. Absolutely, man. This is the 85 South Show with another exclusive, my partner, Brito Brown, listen to me. Let's go fucking go. Yes. Give me some of that pussy, baby. That shit fucked up, bro. We ain't had to do markers like this. Read the file this motherfucker up. On my own, current music produced by J-O-N. Look, look, D-Niggas be hangin'. D-Niggas be talkin' like they really bad at D-Niggas be fake. Whoa, I got some work to do. How been a murder to stay in my life? I pray to the Lord, because I need to help, yeah, I need to change. Look, I even robbed me a nigga in jail, only spend 30 days in the cell that let you know that I'm thrown off the shelf. Don't make me come off of these shelves, one movin' no kilos, I'm serving no bail, just a couple ounces up on the scale. Break it down, I'm the servant of the year, and now you can tell me by being a player, nigga. Look, on my own, I was standin' on the block. On my own, yeah, ran from the cops. On my own, it was beef, loaded glass, bustin' shots to the top. On my own, on my own, huh. I was standin' on the block. On my own, ran from the cops. On my own, it was beef, loaded glass, bustin' shots to the top. On my own. Hey man, I wanna appreciate y'all for rockin' with your boy D.C. Young Flizzi, you did, huh. The 80 vibes, hold up, hey. These are 80 vibes, you dig what I'm sayin'. Bring it back, uh, check it out. D-Nigga be hanged, whoa. D-Nigga be talkin' like they really bad at D-Nigga be fake, look, I got some work to do, hoppin' a murder do, stay in my lane, look, I pray to the Lord, cause I needed help, yeah, I needed change, whoa. I even robbed me a nigga in jail. Holy Spirit, 30 days in the cell, they let you know that I'm thrown off the shelf. Don't make me come off of these shelves, one movin' no kilos, I'm serving no bail, just a couple ounces up on the scale. Break it down, I'm the servant of the year, and now you can tell me by being a player, bitch. On my own, I was standing on the block, on my own. Ran from the cops, on my own. It was beef, loaded glass, but some shots to the top, on my own. On my own, on the block, on my own. Whoa, ran from the cops, on my own. It was beef, loaded glass, but some shots to the top. J-O-N produced that, you dig? Yeah. Appreciate y'all for havin' me, even though that's another song right now. Yeah, we think that I ain't really bout it. Uh, I'm a gon' head and chalk up about it. They think that I don't really do it. I ain't new to this, more I'm true to this. You poppin' the pills up on the corner, though. Niggas ride here, boy, yeah, they're off, you know. These niggas from the west side, on the west side. Fuck around there, shoot a yell from your neck down. Niggas, uh, niggas be talkin' they from Atlanta. Where you from? Where your birth certificate? Show me some. Where your birth certificate? What's 85? You did.