 You know I told you this was a fancy restaurant right yeah, I know you do bro This is the puffiest most expensive vest that I've ever stolen Bro, why did you take me to this fancy little restaurant, bro? Look at you little tiny place. You call this a plate. I've never been to a place like this I would never have guessed Gentlemen, are you ready to order bro? Did you just call this gentlemen? Oh? Someone wants to tip, hum big guy. You want to tip, don't you? Someone wants to tip. Gentleman singular. I'm going to pretend that you don't exist. I might do the same honestly Hey Charles, I uh, I **** six times Have you decided what you'd like to eat? Yes, I'll have the Expansive beef a la carte. How expensive would you like that? No, it's very expensive. Good choice And yourself Okay, I'm gonna go ahead and have that waitress over there pre-expansive beef a la carte And you can just start Hey, wait, hold on. Time out. You guys have just like a big Juicy sausage here. This is getting already got one dude Hey, but for all I have to I'll have the sausage, please Hey, Charles. Hey, check it out bro. Truth or dare, bro? I don't know dare. I dare you to uh Take a **** in that wine glass Truth or dare? Truth What's wrong with you? Everything Ew, did you just cough in your hands? Dude, look at this place. Where are your manners, right? You gotta have some **** class, alright? You gotta cough in your ****. Where's your coughing vest? Get yourself a coughing vest Is it really your first time in this type of restaurant? No, I went to one little fancy a **** restaurant one time before but they kicked me out actually Why, were you moved to the waiters? No, I just uh, I was just butt a **** naked. I woke up there and they asked me to leave. Oh dude, oh dude, dude, smile. Selfie time, dude. I love sausage. Alright, can I try some of that? Sure. Alright, this is pretty good, man. No, you should try this, man. Alright, we should come here more often, man. You want that last piece? What do you think? I don't think so. Where's that guy? Excuse me waiter, a baby ****. A baby ****. Oh, baby's back. Yes, **** face. Can you please give that bill to my buddy here? Hey, can you be nice to the waiter? I'm being as nice as I can. I'm so sorry about your friend. I really hope you enjoyed your meal with us tonight and you You're a terrible human being. I would take my tiny **** and **** your **** girlfriend, but you're never gonna have one. **** you.