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Who would want to be called me penguin? You have a problem. Call me TURG then. Is that working? Yes. Okay, no one wants to be TURG. That's a fact. I went to activate and the email says your child has created every Club Penguin online account. I feel like I should call my mom then. I don't want to lie. I really don't feel right about doing this when I don't have my mom's permission. Yeah, hi mom. This is TURG. Am I good to create a penguin on Club Penguin? I don't number. That's good enough for me. Thanks. Alright, I got the go ahead. Why is no one playing with TURG? Look at him. He's all alone. Alright, let's go surfing. Come on, TURG. I would like to catch some waves. Yes. Oh my God. Look at him go. He's so cool. Wait, are these tricks? Okay, I'm just going to keep hitting the arrows. How can I move? Oh my God, where is he going? Somebody help him. He's dead, I think. Oh, you control it with the mouse. Okay, I see. Oh, fuck. I somehow did worse. I actually knew how to control him. I don't want to surf anymore. I don't like it. Oh, look at him go. Oh, that was really cool. Why is everyone just idling? What are they up to? Talk to TURG. Make him feel welcome. I think this one's drowning. They say you're going to help him. You have found a charming silver hoodie. Yes, I think I already left the area. But oh well, this is my house. It's kind of lonely. I'm trying to find my fucking hoodie that I just got. Edit player. Yeah, outfits. Why do I have nothing? This is just scarily quiet right now. Wait, I have a backyard? Oh, TURG's doing pretty well for himself. Wait, there's news. Hold up. St. Patrick's Day Parade. I could have done this. St. Patrick's Day Parade here. They were all canceled in Ireland because of this stupid virus. I could have gone to the Parade and Club Penguin. I finally found people talking. It's like, are you hot? IRL. Is that one in a gimp suit? What the hell is going on here? You're right, whoever this is. Absolute disgrace. Fanny Juice is right. What the hell is this game? This is the best part of the game so far. Spamming this noise. Oh Jesus Christ, I've gone into the fucking sewer by accident. No, get me out of here. I'll go get a pet. That's what I'll go do. I don't have enough coins for this. All right, I'll come back when I earn some money. I didn't realize I actually had to pay for these things. I thought you'd just give handouts to TURG. Oh my God, TURG, stop it. Oh, dance club. Finally, I can go clubbing. For once in my life, I'll be cool. Make music. Yes, I'm going to make music. I'll play the burger. Oh wait, no, that's not a burger. That's a tambourine. Close enough. That's good. That's good. All right, keep that going. Keep playing the burger. I'm so immature. What the hell is that? Oh, it's a clap. I thought it was like a spank or something. I was like, Jesus Christ, that's been inappropriate. Everyone in the club went nuts. So what was that? All right, let's bring in another loop. Not bad. Whoa, I'm good at this. I don't know why I'm like a conductor. I'm up there on the record player being the DJ like this. Oh my God, this sounds like straight out of Vice City or something. Now, the hook, this is good. All right, I've proven that I'm a master of 80s pop. Let's try some dubstep. I don't think that's dubstep. I just think it's broken. Come on. Work. That's not music. That's just bees. Here we go. I think I'm done getting too into this. All right, I've not actually recorded a track. I think a dubstep isn't my specialty. Maybe something dancey or maybe spooky. You know, these are spooky because they got spiders on the drums. No, too scary. We'll do dance. My God, it sounds like something that Ross from Friends would play. Okay, here goes our song. This is good. Name your track. What should that be called? Number one. They have to say it's number one in the charts. Please use another name. I guess number two is more fitting anyway. That's not working either. Why? Number two. Okay, that worked. All right, we're sharing it. Go to the dance club to hear your song play. Oh, this is going to be good. It's not playing. It's playing this stupid dubstep song. There's no even whoopee cushion in this. Wait, what the hell? I just fell down into one of the speakers. Are you guys the prisoners? What's going on down here? What the hell? It leads back into the sewers. What's going on with this club? This club's shitty. This music bad. Oh wait, they're all dancing downstairs. My song must have came on. Oh, video games. I used to love video games until today. These are easy. I don't think they realize that I play games for a living. Yeah, I'm too good for this. Way too good. This is not challenging for me and above average gamer. Why do so many people just idle in this game? I don't know. It's just a bit off-putting. I don't know what it is, but they often just stand around doing nothing. Like I get it down here when this crappy music is playing. I want my crappy music playing. What the? I want to get freaky. What is wrong with this game? Why is every game that's aimed towards younger people infested with weirdos? Wait a second. Is that including me? No. No. I'm fine. I'm just here to make good music. I said talk to Turk and they went, okay, baby. What the hell is wrong with them? I am not a baby. I am 26 years young. Sorry, mama. Sir, I am a man. That made him leave pretty quick, didn't it? The club penguin times. Excuse me. I want to report a man. Yes, this one on your wanted poster. It was him. The hell is Mancala? I'm down. Yeah, let me play. Has the prophecy foretold no one wants to play with Turk? Off I go. For a game all about socializing, no one wants to talk with me. Look, talk to Turk. I'll even wave at you. Hold on. Let me figure this thing out. I'm getting there. I'm new. Finally, a friend. You don't need to talk. Just be my friend. The hell am I doing now? This game is so overwhelming. I don't know what's happening. Do I have enough to make a pet yet? Who is paying me to do these activities? Who is that pedophile? I'm watching from the submarine. That's the guy from earlier. Is it just me or is that sound just absolutely ear piercing? All right, I'm done. Do I have enough money yet? 11 coins. Well, thanks. Whoever's funding this. I think this scale is faulty. It gets a different reading every time. That's going to make me self-conscious. I'm not staying here to top. Well, thank you stairs. I kind of understand how stairs work. Jetpack adventure. Yeah, sure. Why not? I've been on so many adventures today. It's been a single day. Penguins are wild. I thought he just fucking drank the gasoline. It's like, okay, maybe he's wilder than I thought. Oh, fuel empty. Down I go. Wait, what did I refill? I don't understand. Okay. I did it. This game is super confusing. I don't know what I'm actually trying to accomplish here. Where are you from? I'm from Turkestan. He's like, that's cool. Probably looking at a map right now. Like, where the hell is this place? Let me get some clothes because right now I'm naked and I game for aimed at younger people. It's just not appropriate. All right. Time for this penguin to join the blood. I'm getting a red bandana and far out. And also this blood also happens to be a furry. Oh, I don't have enough coins. I shouldn't bought that stupid outfit. I want to be a furry. All right. Fine. I'll save up. Let's just dress my guy first. Oh, wait. I don't know how do I? Where's my inventory? Oh, no. It's not that simple. I don't want discord to know what I'm playing. Okay. Yes. All right. Put that on and then your gang affiliation. Let that show. Perfect. There we go. He's ready to hit the town. He looks like me when I visit another country. Just the worst tourist ever. Oh, stereotypical thing. May as well go to somewhere exotic. This old dude's annoying me. Go away. Can we actually fight? I think youth is on my side. Oh, no. We're playing a card game. Well, that's no fun. All right. Call me. Turg would like to go to a nice restaurant. This isn't a restaurant. What are you trying to do? Why are old people picking on the young in this game? And why do I need a scuba suit? I'm a penguin. Sensei wins. Yes. Sensei cheats. Fuck off. Okay. This person's offering me more money. Take your clothes off. What the hell is wrong with this game? Quick. Get away from the predators. Turg, let's go. Fucking hell. Jesus Christ. He's dead. God, what the hell is going on here? Look at that. How do I dig for coins? We're only a hard hat or shovel. Doesn't that mean I have to take off the rest of my clothes? All right. I'll remove myself from the bloods for a second and let's go digging. At least they finally fit in now. I am a miner. Trying to fit in here. They're talking about chicken nuggets. I said I like Simpsons. I'm spamming it. So it just constantly stays up. I just wanted to constantly be on screen until someone acknowledges me other than telling me to take my clothes off. Okay. Someone said OJ Simpson. No, not him. Homer. I like Simpsons. Know who's better than Homer? Little hoodie. These people are either too young or too old for me to understand. I'm leaving. I got enough money to buy the perfect outfit now though. Okay. I think I'm happy now. I'm not 100% but I think I am. I think this is how happiness feels. Yeah. Yeah. This is it. Definitely. All right. We're going to end it there. I hope you enjoyed. What a fantastic experience. That was weird. I'm not going to lie. Honestly, going back to it, I think maybe my mom should have taught about it a bit more before approving me to play this. I don't think I was ready. But I hope you guys enjoyed. I appreciate you watching as always, folks. I do hope to see you next time. Stay safe and yeah, that's about it. Bye for now.