 Hey, what's up everybody, how's it going? This is fan service, Ruseeth's official anime podcast. I am one of your hosts, Cole. I'm joined by these lovely people today. Hi. Eesa. Miles. Tori. And yeah, how's it going? It's going good. I just, sitting here hearing you say that this is the official Ruseeth anime podcast does bring up a really good point. Be on the lookout for all those unofficial Ruseeths. I do run unofficial anime podcasts. Yeah, no, you gotta watch out. Like, don't get that unlicensed shit. It's going to fall apart on you within a month. It's going to have fan translation. Yeah, they're going to have trash opinions on anime. Like, make sure you're not connected. Like, they always make sure you're not connected to the network. Watch your legs. Did I unplug your computer? See, shit like this happens all the time on an unofficial fan podcast. Yes, this is on the official anime podcast. It just happens once, maybe twice. We'll see you later in the video. Speaking of official, we're an official type of show. So we show up at conventions. Official conventions. What? RTX. Ew. I think we're in the last window to get early bird tickets now if you want to see us. I like RTX because I get to go. Yes. Last year, we started our fan service panel coming out to Cruel Angels Theses that someone quickly pulled up on their phone and gave to me to play over the microphone. And honestly, that was like my favorite part of the phone. I was so uncomfortable that entire panel because. What? Because there were not enough chairs for everyone. That's true. So I had to stand behind the transparent podium. The mic was not big enough. So I was like, what are you guys thinking about anime? And then at one point, I hid inside the podium because somebody said something very horny and sexual. Oh, yeah. But yeah, no, I think by the time this episode comes out, you should still be able to get general admission early bird stuff. There's a little bit general early bird. And you don't want to be a fool and pay full price. Don't be a late bird. But then if you do miss it, you're not a fool. You're just doing the best you can. It's the only convention I get to go to. That's a lie. I don't know why I said that. It's the only one that we have an official anime official panel officially. The official anime. Is that going to be the title of our panel? Rooster Teeth's official anime panel. Yes. That's actually really good. I mean, we all know Ruby's not an anime, so get dunked on. Get that shit out of here, fucking cubs. Because you will shit out of my convention. But that's enough time spent on that. Plug yourself. You want to come see if actually I will be more shameless plug. If you want to see us at a convention, tell that convention. You want to see us. Oh yeah. Tell them real good. We haven't really had an opportunity to say that, but that's the only way that we get to go to a convention. Yeah, let's do it. If they invite us. Call up Thomas Convention. Call up Mr. Convention. You say, Mr. Convention? And he'll be like, please, Mr. Convention is my father. Sorry, Tom. Can you get the fan service boys and girls into your good convention? And he'll be like, who are you? I'm just thinking about the convention family at this point. I thought you were going to talk. That's what I started thinking about. Yeah, exactly. It's like Mr. Convention's my father. I was like, who's the daughter? She's just, she doesn't want to be a part of the business anymore? Oh my god. Like, does she change her name from convention? There's one thing you got to know about the convention family, and that's that their family reunions are extremely well run. They got the signing booths? Wait, argument, argument. Would you argue that most conventions are not well run? Is it too many cooks? Is it too many cooks situation? No, that could be a deal. No, no, no, no. I think it's an extraordinarily well run family reunion that does have a side-bio problem. Because it's never the organizer's fault. It's always the fan's fault. Yeah, exactly. OK, we've got another time talking about the heir to the convention throne. Let's talk about the anime. It is a good time right now, because you get to watch the first episodes of all the anime that's coming out. And I, I like. Well, before you said, you thought it would be a bad season. I still think it's going to be a bad season. But I've also taken a mental step back and go, you know what, surprise me. Oh. That's how I found out about Re Zero. Like, I didn't know that's how I found about one of my favorite of all time, a place further than the universe. You know what? Surprise me. Surprise me anime. Cole's just like like a fucking Greco Roman ass like laying out in a togo with olive leaves in his head. Just like, bring in the next entertainment. I am not the entertainment. OK, I can shoot the bow. I can cook for you. I can, I can, what? He's like, no. I hate this show. Seven on my anime list. I'm sorry, I'm glad Ada, but in this case, you cannot pick up girls in a dungeon. Take it away. I like, I like, I spent like the best this weekend watching a lot. Oh. I watched a lot. As opposed to other weekends. Well, normally, I find out what I want to watch, and I only watch that, and that's still a lot. But this was like, watching a lot of bad stuff. Oh. And then some good stuff. OK, there's a couple good things. Standout for bad was plunderer. Standout for bad was plunderer. Wait, hold up, plunderer. We did a little bit. Do we want to talk about, what? Go ahead, no. You go, no. Well, I was going to be like, wait, just from the title, what is plunderer about? Yeah, tell me what it's about. I told you about it last week. I told both of you about it last week. You just don't remember? It's a memory test and an anime test? I know, right? Damn, they got us. They got us. They got us by the balls here, man. Thank you, guys. Thank you, Issa. Have you guys been reading? I think that I didn't do the reading. Quick, quick. You guys Xeroxed my textbook, but then lost it. 10 seconds. Give me it. It's about pirates that looking for gold. Shit. That's too good of an answer. I don't have enough time. I see, so that's y'all's joint answer. Pirates looking for gold. No, no, no. No, no, no. Oh, he has a second one. The pirate's looking for gold. I don't know. So is the pirate's looking for gold? You're going to find a way to prices right me about an opinion somehow. Pirates looking for gold. It's not about pirates looking for gold. Pirates in one. Damn, he's like, that's right. What is it? So you got closer. It is about a fantasy world where everyone's value and self-worth and whether they get to live is dictated by a number on their body. Yes! Oh, I did it! Prices right you! Dinnit, dinnit. So like, you get your ass back to the chair. You don't get to the state of this. No, I'm going to click on it, justy! For example, one rather well-endowed female, she has a number on her boob. It's a number 69 I quit right now. It's 77, she already passed it off. That's crazy, that was crazy. You almost lost me right away. And that dictates the amount of times that a customer at her tavern has said her food is delicious. Every time they say it's delicious, it goes up. If they're like, oh, this is awful, it goes down. Oh, wait, this is the yelp. No, no, that's easy. That's really good. That's a different one. That was a highlight of the season. But this was bad, why was it bad? Oh, it's just very rapey and very... Oh! What is that? I was very like, slow, slow-pace, maybe annoying character. I'm not even going to the hard part. Annoying character, the girl starts up as a little girl and became a big girl. Her mom gets dragged under whenever she's a little girl. By what? Where? A bunch of hands. Just a bunch of hands. Where, to where, to where? It's like full metal alchemist type. It's just into the ground. Oh, OK. Just out of nowhere or is there a reason? Because her number is zero. If your number is zero, you die. No, your number gets zero. The girl's walking around and she has it... In her thigh. And she has 447. Or a 447, yeah, something like that. And that's because... 441, sorry. That's because she has walked 440,000 kilometers. Looking for the main character who is constantly just trying to look up everyone's skirts and constantly rubbing her thighs and legs. And there is something not great about a story starting off with just, so what's the story about? We're looking for the main character. But no, we're not showing her. That's the problem is that they realize that they needed to get the exposition out. She's the one asking about exposition. She has a number of 441 on her leg and she's like, what does this mean? Oh, y'all, I have this watch, right? And I've had it for a while, I got it as a gift. And I've noticed something weird. The number goes up a lot. Like there's a number underneath the time that just goes up and then every day it resets, I just have no idea what this is. It's a Fitbit. What? The other thing is, this is this world's form of currency. Oh, just like Justin Timberlake's clock? Yes, because essentially, if you have a higher number, you can command a person who is below you to... It's in time. You can command a person to do stuff. So it's like, if you have a number, you're like, hey, you have to, I mean, it does get like rapey because it's like, oh, you have to have sex with me because I have a higher number. Oh, so it's like the anime version of that black mirror thing. Yes. Ah! And so like, the main character is a dude who his number is negative 999. But you can have objects, they call them a... Oh, what is it? They have these objects that essentially... Bounty Baron? No, they have these objects that essentially you can hold that are numbers. So his number, he has such a high number object that it offsets his own negative thing, which they haven't revealed what his negative thing is. My dad's credit card. I don't like that. It was real interesting. And do you say it back here? Well, his is like, well, she has like one of them as well that she's supposed to find this Legendary Hero. I don't know. I don't want to spend more time on this. Girl, move it on, move it on. I'm going to continue watching it because it's like... You're going to give it its time. Garbage? Sure. Sure. Let's see, what else? We're going to talk, y'all are going to talk about Isaacan. Yeah. You're in a little bit. Oh, Haikyuu is back. Haikyuu is back. Yeah, how was it? Did you watch Haikyuu? It was so good. This is volleyball team boy, right? Yes, season four, but they also released some OVAs to kind of match up with some of your other favorite characters from the other season. It's just a constant reminder of how good that anime is. Oh yeah. You get so worked up over a volleyball game. But it's so good. That's the best shit. I mean, that's what I loved about Yuri on Ice. I'm like, why care so fucking much about this dude nailing this spin? Yeah. I love Haikyuu. My favorite is the... What is the center back? He's got the one different cut hair. Oh, the libero. Yeah, the libero. And the libero in volleyball is the turf of the person who is basically your last line of defense. Last line of defense. What a fucking cool title for a cool position. Right? Typically the person who will bump the ball all the time. So most liberos are actually kind of short in comparison to everyone in the volleyball team who are very tall. And it's because they're always a little bit at the ground. Spoilers are in the first couple of episodes, one of the biggest things like, it was just so good this episode because there's this point where, oh no, it was in the OVAs because it was between like some of the other teams and you wanted to see where they went for nationals or if they made it. And it was so close, right at the end. The libero for one of my favorite teams, Necoma, he like, it was this crazy rally and the ball was going around. And then the libero, like the ball went too far off because someone did a one touch to the ball. So it like went out, but he has to touch the ball just to put it back in the game. So that's the second touch and you only have one more touch. Yeah. So he legit runs all the way from the court and like hurdles over the audience barrier because that's where the ball was heading and he makes it. And then everyone's so excited because the rookie who's like the tallest one in the team, he's like, he gets it. And he spikes it. He goes, oh my God, I did it. Yaku, like the libero, I did it. And then he stopped mid-sentence because they see two teammates helping Yaku out because he twisted his ankle. Oh no. This is too real. This is like flashbacks from middle school basketball. It was, I was just like, oh no. You turned for about 45 seconds that you turned this podcast in an anime, all right, into a sports podcast. I didn't even give a heck. I was just like. Thank you, watch it. It's so good. Like go back and watch it. It's long, like there's, this is the fourth season and they're each 13 episodes at least. But it's really good. It's really worth it. And it's kind of like, we watched for a season with my hero, you know. We watched the whole season of Demon Slayer. It's kind of the same vein of like, the pacing is actually really good because they really tell you how to care for each character. Is there at least one game for everyone? There was somewhere it's one game per episode. And then as it gets longer through the next seasons, because of the more major games, I think it ends up, there's just one season where the third season's 10 episodes. It's all one game. What? Yo, that's the coolest shit. Oh no! I can't do that. No, I love that. But you're into it the entire time. To me, that's like, we have the utmost confidence in the story of this game. I love that they were able to make a sports anime bottle episode. A bottle season. But here's, in volleyball, a whole set is actually three games. The same one? So technically, it's three games in one season. Okay, because I feel like it's just like, I've outsmarted you. No, I've outsmarted you. No, I've outsmarted you. No, I have outsmarted you. It's just a back and forth. Hey, come here. I've outsmarted you. It's really good. Another one that I was very surprised by, it's toilet-bound Hanako-kun. Oh! I remember, I think we saw this. I saw it. I saw this close one. I went, oh, I kind of like that. I'm not gonna come down. Are you excited for toilet-bound? Immediately! I was like, is someone stuck to a toilet? I was like, is this a story of a little... No, it's a story about a girl wanting to... It's a story about school legends. Or school wonders. So it's like this, there's a ghost in the girl's bathroom that is like the seventh wonder of the school. And so, and it said that if you go in there and make a wish, the ghost will grant your wish, however, take something precious from you. Oh my God, like the control. Yo, Japanese urban legends go hard. So, I don't know if we can, we might be able to show a still of it. I wanna show y'all at least a little bit of this. Just the animation style is amazing. How do you turn this down? Is this your first time using it in Mac? No, but it's different. So like... New fangled, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I saw a glimpse of something there that... Oh, oh, I love this. I love the hard, hard-witted outlines. Yeah, me too, I'm a big, it's just super bold and immediately just grabs you by your arms. We gotta find some way to get this. Yeah, thanks you. Get this in here. Yeah, first introduce to that in like early... I love the character designs. Character designs are very good. And it was just like a very wholesome fun. It's kind of got some energy to it. Oh, don't get this out of here. Kind of got some fun energy to it. I recommend it. It's one of those things that I don't know if it's like my favorite show of the season. Sure. I was intrigued by the art alone. Yes. Ooh, looks like, ooh, interesting. So did you guys know that Square Enix publishes their own manga? No, no. Yeah, monthly. That's where Full Metal Alchemist was actually published in there. Yeah, we should have. So it looks like that one is Square Enix from their screen. Did y'all... I posted it in the fan service Slack. Did y'all see that video of a Japanese people reacting to English title? No. It was great. Because you said Full Metal Alchemist, like, essentially they showed the English Ramanji Full Metal Alchemist. And they're like, Full Metal Alchemist. And like, there's always like, they always ask pairs. And like one of the pair will like kind of know English. And the other one's always like, oh, so impressed by the other one. They're like, oh, you know English? Whoa! And it was like, oh, this is cool to see the opposite of that where I'm not so impressed with any of those Japanese. That was one of my favorite moments of going to Japan the first time was discussing with people at the table of like, to meet like, oh, you know, yeah. I can't remember what the one, oh, a devil is a part timer. Yeah. And like to them, they were like, oh, that's a hilarious title. Like we call it this. So I was like, oh, that's neat. My novel title, if you say. Now I'm just thinking about future stuff. Future stuff. But like, they were like Castle in the Sky and every single person was like, oh, Lapida. And it's like, oh, like that's not called Castle in the Sky at all over there, but Full Metal Alchemist was one of the ones that popped up and it was like, no, none of them got Full Metal Alchemist. And then it was a. Because the original Japanese name is Haga, and Haga ran something. What does that mean? It's actually translated, like the English titles actually translated into Japanese in Japanese. I don't know. Okay. It literally means Full Metal Alchemist, or like Metal Alchemist, but I just remember the Japanese term for Full Metal Alchemist is Haga ran. Or it's like. Haga ran no renkin jutsu shi. Yeah, renkin jutsu shi. So like, but none of them knew. They're like, oh, no, like, oh, alchemist. And then later they would. The word jutsu is in there. Okay. Jutsu is a term for like illusion, or that's what they use in Naruto. Sexy jutsu. So this is a jutsu. Bam. Stairs. Stairs. Spice. So like, so here's my small thing in Full Metal, right? You can't make nothing out of, you can't make something out of nothing, right? Yeah. And when you do a stairs, boom. Where's that coming from? The ground. The ground. Essentially I looked this up because I was trying to think what the best superpower is. And I think it's hands down magnetism. Like Magneto has the best superpower of any superpower. Because he doesn't sacrifice anything? Well, cause he's on a planet where everything's metal. So he can control everything. He has flight. He has super strength. He has like, essentially a bunch of other powers that could be considered like travel, but he can also make himself travel faster and like increase durability. So he won't. I was trying to think of one with the least amount of weaknesses. And that one seems like he doesn't have that many weaknesses. Who? Magneto. Yeah. So then, I mean even at a point where he can do the iron and people's blood. Yeah. So then I was like, what is like, I was trying to think what is the actual scientific breakdown of Magneto's power? Is he controlling iron? Is he controlling what metal? What metal is it? Yeah. And so like, ooh, what about a carbon? I think it was like a carbomancer. Like somebody who can control carbon. And I looked up. Oh my God. I looked up carbomancers and full monoclonal octopus popped up. Oh. Carbon mancer. Sounds wild. Carbon. No. Oh God. Also shout out to my hero from this weekend. Oh yeah. That was one of my favorite episodes. Period. I got Demon Slayer chapter 19 vibes from that episode. It's animated fucking beautifully. It was so great. But then there's also just like story moments and Deku's problem-solving continues to just like make my jaw slam into the floor with the mighty sun. It's him versus the big plague man. Bad man. Overhaul. Overhaul, thank you. We're getting pretty close. Yeah. God damn. God damn. He's so good. Yeah, this is like... I've been wanting to see that animated. This is beautiful. This section of the arc is like the best. Came to the crop. Yeah. The stuff with Lumillian. I love him. The stuff with Night Eye and the stuff with like, it's all... It's so fucking good. It's so fucking good. So. Keep it up. I wanna watch it again. Another one that kind of caught me out of the left field is the English title is In Slash Specter. Okay. And it had a really interesting first episode where it's just this guy and this girl talking on a bench. And she's like... She's like... Bitch. She's like, oh, I've like, she's like, it kind of reveals that she's liked this guy for like two years and it's kind of been like waiting and they've been meeting up in a hospital and like, he's had a girlfriend the entire time. This all sounds bad. And she's like, oh, the girlfriend, you've finally broken up. Now I can go confess to you and hopefully like... And she's like, well, how did you guys break up? And he was like, oh, well, one day I was, we were in Kyoto for a trip and as we were walking along the river, a kappa popped out. What's a kappa? Kappa is like the green water demon that has the bowl of water on its head. I'm gonna pull up a picture of a kappa. Okay. That's a good excuse. I just know it has a... A good excuse. A kappa. Listen, you're nice with this kappa over here. With this kappa over here. You can't even... Is that a twitch thing too? Yeah, there's a twitch emote kappa. So this is a Japanese folk lore for kappa. Oh, it's a horrible turtle with long hair and the top of its head cut off to hold water. It's also the ferryman in Animal Crossing. Catching that turtle before. Kappa and the kappa? I've had to fight that turtle before. Wow, okay. So the ninja turtle, the ninja turtle sprung out. So Donatello was like... And he recounts like, oh, she's brave. Oh, my ex, she's like super brave. She never runs. She thinks like ghosts are super stupid. She was like in my arms trembling. And like scared. And he was like, whoa, like, okay. And then like it cuts out of the flashback and he's like, yeah. And so then he was like words it in a way and then a certain someone ran away and like she broke up with me because she didn't think I was that kind of guy. And the little girl goes, or the girl that likes him is like, she's like in high school and he's like just in college. So she's like about to be, it's like a one year separation. One, maybe two year. And she's like, well, here's the thing. You're not the one that ran away. The kappa is. And he's like, how'd you know? And she has the ability to communicate with spirits and stuff and it's like, oh, all the spirits are telling me that you have a scary aura around you. What? So he's like, so she was like, she saw the kappa, the ex-girlfriend saw the kappa run away, looked back at him, he had a scary aura and she was like, I didn't think you were that kind of person that like, monsters would be afraid of. Oh, so she broke up with him. Yeah. What? Okay. So what's the conflict of the series? It then reveals that the girl was like, when she was a little girl, she got kidnapped by a bunch of spirits, got her eye ripped out and her leg chopped off. And she's now become a goddess for the spirits. And so she's going around solving the spirits problems dealing with malicious spirits. And so I, the way you were selling this, I thought it was going to be like a rom-com show. No, it's awesome. Also, your delivery is inconsistent, right? We talk about the other anime, he starts off, bam, rapy, right? We're talking about this anime, it's kind of like a little low sort of thing, bam, no arm, no high. Here's the thing, is I want to explain this in a way that's like, I don't think, I don't want any of you guys to watch Plunderer. If you guys want to watch Plunderer, cool. People at home, if you want to watch Plunderer, you understand what I'm saying. This is like the kind of thing I'm setting up to where, hey, I don't want to give away everything that happened in the first episode. I want to lead, and if you ask questions, I'll answer them, but I want to lead some breadcrumbs to lead you down. And then like, if you get surprised by, because this, that's like the same reaction I had in the episode where it's like, oh, it's kind of cute, oh, it's sweet. That's a little scary. Okay. Okay, yeah. Let's show her without a break. You're looking at your TV, like I didn't think you were that kind of man. Remember Cole, Cole's whole thing is, surprise me. Surprise me. Oh, I think he was surprised. Oh, that's the call. I was surprised. I was surprised. I was surprised. So. That was there. Let's see. Let's talk about Isaacin. I didn't see this week's Isaacin. It's very good. You start hands off, Isaacin. Manga, and making the anime. He was there. You didn't like it. You wanted more sticks. That's what, okay. Yeah, I got you, I got you, I got you. It was pretty. Interesting. This time, this episode, they finally get, they make the club. They make the club, they get their own club room. It is quickly noticed, or everyone quickly notices that they are out of funds. They have no money. And the club room's a fucking mess. So, it's not necessarily problem solving that, although it's more so, it's great. It's two people making dreams out of like clouds and one person going, guys, please for the love of God. Focus, yeah. Focus. What is it? It was funny. I was watching it, and I turned to the person I was watching. It was like, this is me working with, this is me working with Austin Hardwick and Dustin. These guys are laughing, because they know what I'm talking about. Shout out to Austin and Dustin, you guys. Oh my God. Wait, who are you? Oh, I was the person going. Guy's focus. Guy's focus. Please for the love of God. So, I didn't enjoy it as much as the first episode. And it's mainly just because of, I thought the first episode was a charming, it felt like a great charming short story. I didn't feel like the second episode really added much until the last moment where the episode starts with one of the girls falling and injuring herself while they were goofing around in their clubhouse. And a teacher tells them like, hey, before you're like, don't post that video because it could lead to some legal stuff. And then the end of the episode, one of the girls is like, hey guys, I just got transferred like 300 bucks. What's going on? And then the others are watching TV and on the news is the video of her following. And that's the end of the episode. And I was like, okay. But prior to that, it reminded me a lot of Carol and Tuesday, which was, we have this problem and we need specifically this. There is a great moment where it shows off tall girls' producer skills to just like wrangle people. And like, she's great. Like that was probably my favorite scene in the whole episode was her just like intimidating people into getting what they need. But then they get what they need. And then on top of that, they get like exactly what they need and have like, oh, it's a full on old animation light box desk. And the multi-plane camera which I did appreciate. I was like, oh cool. We're like teaching people about multi-plane cameras because I think those are fascinating. That was just like the nerd side of me. But the rest of us was like, it's not, it's okay. It's just more stuff that like I'm kind of already familiar with and they had another thing where like, let's imagine what this place would be like in the windmill. I was like, okay. It just kind of felt like another version of episode one to me. I think the way, while hearing you were saying his low stakes very much, I think episode two was still kind of very low stakes for like 90% of it. Sounds like they established a stake at the end though. Exactly. And so I'm like, hopefully a good Brazilian barbecue. Well maybe. Establish the stake. Well maybe capitalize on that. But again, but then this is just where Stakes like meat? Yeah, but you have a Brazilian. That's like where they come on about those swords. You know, I, every time I, nevermind. When I think about Brazilian, I think of your, your care, your hair care. My hair care? Oh, like getting waxed. Oh, Brazilian wax. I thought you were calling me out. I don't get Brazilian waxes. For anyone who's interested. Okay, come on. What about you, Chory? But no, and again, so that, I just want to make sure it's clear though, like I'm not criticizing the show. I think the show's doing an extraordinary job of what it seems to have set up to do. I am just personally like, I was happy with the first episode. I'm hoping something else will keep me wanting to come back. All right, I'll add some spice. It's boring. It's pretty. It's beautiful. It's got this, it's a boring show. So. There you go. Hot, spicy taste. I can't, I, so. Oh, we're talking about some hot spiciness. So I tried to, I, you guys are surprised. I did try to watch the second episode. Oh, sweet. And I fell asleep. Yeah. Oh, no. That was the double confirmation that this show is not for me. You are also in the zone right now where you need action. You need stakes. No, okay. So I watched, I watched Seven Scissors. Oh yeah, on Netflix. On Netflix. And it's goofy, but it's action is super well animated, but unfortunately, and I'm gonna bring up Chris from our last podcast, sound design is horrible. Oh. Like it just has that bass like someone picking sounds from a library like, metal hits the ground. I was a little ticked off because I was watching something and I started thinking about audio. And I was like, fuck off, dude. Damn you, Chris. Let me enjoy my anime. No, but like it's, it has a, because on that podcast I was like, a lot of the shows on that place have like, we did the sound design on this later and did not put much thought into it. Like it's scissors, but it sounds like a chainsaw. It's kind of an interesting look to it. But yeah, it's super cool. It's, it's super adult and real rundown. It's a world of assassins and they're trying to get, he's like, you need, we need to get you to the number one assassin, right? He's number like 17,000 or something or whatever. He has like a little bird companion with sunglasses, gives him the power to change it to whatever he wants. And then out and the kid also has telekinesic powers with these scissors. And then the bird guy gives him indestructible scissors and his first mission is to sneak into a wedding and cut this lady's hair off undetected because that's what assassins do. And the way he gets into the wedding is turning himself into the rose pig on the table. So he stabs his butt with some chopsticks. It's very funny. It's very comedic. It's really well animated. And it's like super adult too. And she's like, it's a Chinese anime. Oh, cool, cool. Second mission is him, a cat hires him to take down the alpha dog. But the reason why she's mad is because the alpha dog broke up with him, broke up with her, but he broke up with her because cats and dogs are two different species from each other. So he couldn't have any kids because of this species. Are they actually dog and cat? Yeah, they're actually a dog and a cat. I mean, assassin number 37 shows up and was like, I'm here to kill this dog. And the other guy, the main guy character, he didn't kill the dog because he's like, oh, they're in love, this is gonna be great. So then he shows up, bunch of cats and her get into a fight. Cat fight. Cat versus like a human assassin, like a bunch of cats. That sounds funny. Oh, that actually like biped or like quadrupedal. Oh, yeah. No, I thought they did. Weirdly, I was with you from square one. I kind of was too. No, it is as you think it is. I thought it was like a furry thing. And cat glasses as well because they're lower sunglasses and then it's really fun. Cool. That's actually pretty good. That's a weekend for anime, isn't it? Pretty good. Pretty good. Two other ones hit up real quick before we hop out. It doesn't have like a lot of positive reviews. I didn't think it was this bad. Infinite Dendrogram on Funimation, I think. Is the best anime adaptation of an MMO that I would wanna play? Whoa. Okay. Okay, okay. It doesn't think we're, it doesn't, something interesting that I think a lot of MMO isekai type things don't really do where the characters, if you die in the game, you are locked out of the game for 24 hours. And in the game time, that's 72 hours. NPCs can die permanently. And NPCs behave like humans. So like the main character, first time he's there, he gets bumped into in the town square and some girls like, can you help me find my sister? I can't find my sister. She runs off and like all of a sudden, quest added, find this girl's sister. The thing is, if he doesn't help that girl's sister, then in there, that girl's sister could die. Oh, this is some fucking. That's kinda cool. Yeah. No, no, what was the zombie game in Dead Rising? Dead Rising, shit. That's a game. It gives you anxiety. Also, it was as good as I wanted it to be Ishizoku reviewers. Oh, Yelp for brothels. Yelp for brothels, four more years. Give me seven more seasons of this. This was an example of a anime that's better than the manga. Oh, okay. The manga is just like, oh, wouldn't it be funny if we went here and did this? They're adding a little bit of a story. Give me one sentence to try and hook me into it. Anime monster girl brothel. No, no, no, no, no, no. It was specifically for the first episode. Was there a moment in there that you were just like, oh, fuck yeah, this is the good shit. Kinda like when you were talking about how one of the people was like, I want that 57-year-old woman, hell, yes, sexy. I mean, this is that episode. This is that episode where, what? You're there? I'm in there. You're there. I couldn't remember what it was from the last time, but I am interested in the old way. No, I'm not interested in that. I was like worried about our sexual preferences. In the anime. I'm interested in the anime. Yeah. I wanna see it. It's got some anchovies. Because right now I'm all about like, I need some steaks or whatever, but if it's goofy, like the one I was watching. Yeah, that's right. I can get into it, like if it's goofy or whatever. It's really goofy, it's really stupid and fun. It was like, because I've watched some like intense stuff and I was like, I just wanna watch this. Okay, this is, it knows exactly what it's trying to be. It's not trying to, like- Okay, be like our- Kind of like how the Fast and the Furious movies are at this point, like, we know who we are. Well, cause I thought it was just gonna be like a checklist of like- You're gonna turn it back on family? What's this about a family? Hey, just crack a corona and watch Yelp for brothels. Oh, Yelp for brothels? It is. If you watch the intro, it knows exactly how horny it's gonna be. Okay. Oh, we'll pull. I'll show you guys the intro. Is it as horny as the S-O-I-D-A-N-T-R-O? Ha! Ha! Ha! All right, great. So, that's all the time we have for this week. Yeah. Does we have any housekeeping business we gotta do? Oh, not really. Check out the RTX tickets if you wanna come see us. We'll have that panel official, official, official. Share this with your friends. Share this with your enemies. Yeah. Share this with your family. Please, please, yes. Spread the word. And yeah, we're continuing to work on some other like cool segment ideas and stuff in the future. But we always love hearing what you guys are thinking about the show. Stuff that you miss, stuff that you want. Stuff that you're liking. Let us know if they're- Something in me! But seriously though, I feel like a lot of times there isn't enough positive commentary on like, not to say there's no positive comment, but like, hey, I really like that like, y'all just talk about what you're watching. We are- I like this segment. Like, let us know stuff that you are enjoying us, hearing us talk about. Yeah, yeah. Tell me your favorite high-Q character. And tell Tori, and if you're into 57-year-old women. Ooh. See you next week.