 This is all I need in between shows. I sit there like this all day. I cracked my knee into one of these things in college. Yeah, I remember that. I'm still cracking down on you, Kathy. Oh, still got it! One. Right off this record. Ah, currently. What's in that box? What's in that box? What's in that box? Paper's boring. Roosevelt's. This is the good stuff. Okay, this is mine. What is it? Don't worry about this. There's some I really want. Don't worry about this shirt. It's nice. They're gonna hit that big old dome right now, but it will. They make their hats adjustable at Roosevelt's. So, this shirt never came. This shirt never came. Oh, you wouldn't like this one either. Fuck. Are those shoes? Yeah. You got any new shoes? Do you have a men's 10 and a half? I don't think we got any 10 and a half. What do they say? They make you run faster. Jump higher. You wouldn't like this one either. Beat the beast. We got tons of shit. We got masks. Wear masks. Be safe. Espo gets a mask. Anyone says they don't have much stuff? These look like shirts, squints. Look. Space Jam. I've seen it. Not the bragg. Yeah, you wouldn't like this one. Look at this one. This one's like... You wouldn't like that one. That one looks like for you. Thanks, Roosevelt's RSVLTS.com. They're so much. The Roosevelt Studios. They sent too much. Oh, these are... Wow, this feels like a snorkel suit. Whoa. Put one on. Spencer Snorkel sent Tiger's first round pick. God Bless America. That was the recording. JP, check out my band. Give me all the shirts you stole. I didn't take any shirts. You wouldn't like them. There was two designs I saw in the order. I said I loved those. The rest, I also want. You wouldn't like this shirt. Which one? You wouldn't like that shirt. Look at all these masks. We got masks. We will be protected. We should just make a video and go give out masks in the Bronx. That's too hot out there. Too hot for that. So instead of going outside and waiting for us to give you masks, go to Roosevelt.com, RSVLPS. Whoever leaves the best 10 comments gets 10 masks. Maybe. One person has to leave the best 10. So out of all the people that leave 10 will choose the best 10. So it's basically leave an album worth of comments and the best album wins 10 masks. What the hell, you got too many. Oh, starting to fall out of my pants. Yo, look how big this design is. You make us look pretty. You got the right pressure points. Brother. That didn't feel good. Quarantine. He beat me. 11-5. He kind of gave me the work. He's like a 6-1 forward type, which is a tough matchup for me. Has a 5, 6 and a half shooting guard type. Point forward. It's not a great one on one. It was tough. I missed a lot of shots to start and then I got to go in late, but it was a little too late, so that was alright. He's about to get to that lead. Oh my god. Oh, Max here. We've got a star in the office. A star is born. Mac, you okay, buddy? On the eye? Oh jeez, buddy. It's okay. Yeah, you like David. Hi, buddy. Jake is petting. Mac, might pee. He's playing. Oh boy. We got some contact. Probably could have held off him right into the studio, but... How about that? That was the first time I've met Mac, so made me kind of happy. Mac and BBD's on mic debuts. But I just don't know if that works. It might take a while. This is Mac Dougal. He got bit in the eye. And did he cry? Yes. He cried a lot. And now he's fine. Just gonna eat a bunch of shit. Oh, Mac. Oh, does anyone need water? This is the most weight I've held in back in a long time. I'm holding. Jimmy's got me beat. I'm holding more weight than Jake. Whatever. I say I do it all. Guess they're right. Slept on a girl's floor that night. Yeah. It's too scared to get in bed with her. Whose house are you on? Relive that in hindsight. She doesn't need to be brought up. But it wasn't at our house. But dude, it's totally one of those hindsight. She probably wanted you in the bad. Yes. Like she invited me back to her house and I didn't piece it together for years later that like, oh. Mouth her name to me. Do this. Right? Yeah. Said she was scared of the storm. I'm so dumb. So dumb. Can you come home with me? I'm scared of the storm. And you slept on the floor like a dog. Yeah. So dumb. So Trevor tried to say Tanaka wasn't cute today. Which is a personal insult to me. Really dumb. So I hit him with this thread. And tell me if this is undeniably cute. I mean there's just looking hot. Sunflower seed throw. That's cute. Sad and disappointed with himself. That's cute. All of his thumbs up selfies after games. This one where he doesn't want no trouble. He'll keep me out of it. Him and Savvy just laughing, dancing and then us looking at each other. I'm going to keep going. I don't even have my hard drive full of knock of gifts. I have over 100. It's not my apartment butt. I mean if Trevor tries to deny this we all agree he's being a butt head. It's undeniable. So dumb. I'm retweeting the feed and I'm saying come watch the start of the ATL-NYY game with me and my buddy from high school. Cool. That's real great. Well isn't he from Atlanta? It's Tanaka the office. It's Atlanta. He's the pride of Atlanta. I got dogs in Atlanta. I got a dog who's a panda. It's Tanaka. What's up y'all and welcome to Talking Yanks. I used to love Angels in the Outfield but it's pretty cheese and crackers. No movie. Jake's in that. Yeah, your doppelganger. Your true dopp, Tony Danza. He's like a chain smoking old vet. I've heard my street crap. Stop. Swatch some ball. We're just two Kali boys that like watching the Yanks play baseball. Sandsby Swanson. Nice bull lettuce on that. Tanks got him. On its way. Tanks inside. Pimps to the wall. Well a helicopter flip. Gio. Love the Gio homer draft. Thank you. Currently having trouble seeing. I don't have to hit any pitches right now. Maybe it's intimidation. Maybe it lets him lock in more. Like he can just sees like the pitchers release point. Maybe the helmet doesn't fit him and he's too scared to ask for a better one. Three one to Glaber. Big ol swing at the office. He got a big ol swing to say what. Execution by Enoa. Now they have to face Mike Ford. Do they not know that Mike Ford has the second highest batting average against righties since August 27th of last year. Minimum 50 plate appearances. 17th. August 27th. We don't know all of it. I checked everything. That's not true. That's not true. Enoa's gone scared. You know this is going to be a strike. You know this one's probably going to be put on the plate for you Ford. Oh man. He's got a cop. How does he look up when he hits? I think they gave him an ill-fitting hat. He's too scared to ask for a new one. I have some pretty big news. Oh you ate the mouse. Just saw the mouse in the kitchen. The mouse is back in the kitchen. I had poison here for a few weeks. I've been snacking on it. The traps are here. Is that exciting David? Day 106 at John Boy Media. Rations are low. Morale is lower. We had a late light last night. Late night last night. Yankees won. They beat the Braves. Minisweep. Everybody's tired because we stayed up late. And now we're starting to think we're done for that. So that's where we're at. We're about to record talking baseball. There's a light slate of games today. Probably kick BBD out of here soon. We'll probably try to go soon but then we're going to do stuff and we'll do stuff. 5, 6, 7, 8. What's with these homies dissing my girl? Why do they got a friend? What did we ever do to deserve? Is that the next line? Don't just nod your head, Zach. Sing it. Sing it loud. Check out my bag. Cut. It's already been cropped. That thread I sent you was almost like you got God. I was thinking more handsome. I don't think he's handsome. Well, Jake's come here to argue with that. I'll disagree with you and I'll be sending you a Tanaka thread of my own today. That's what's great is we all have our own tastes. Some people think you're attractive, Jake. Small portion of the people, but some people do. Very sick in the head, yes. I like your Alabama hair. It's my girlfriend's biggest flaw. Terrible taste in men. Thursday, 6 p.m. Ragged. Still look good. And how I look is important more now than ever. I have a doppelganger. I'm sure Zach's gonna do his witchcraft and wizardry and maybe put us on the screen. I don't know. Kind of spooky stuff. You know, it's some generic Italian features. I get it. And then when she finishes her beer and she tilts her head to the side, Zach, who's behind the camera right now, had the reaction that a lot of people had of like, oh my God. Girlfriend already yelled at me for some reason. I mean, she's a good looking girl. But for some reason that got me in trouble already. So, I don't know. What do you do next? What do I do? You're doing things? I don't think that's the answer. It's good knowing she's out there. She's a dancer. I'm a dancer. I've been getting roasted by my buddies pretty good because she's pretty attractive and I'm pretty not. It's a lot. Well, a lot of my buddies are saying how they now they're thinking about having sex with me and they haven't before. So, good week here. What do you do now? I'm rooting for her. I'm her fan. I don't know, like, okay, I'm having fun that she looks like me. She's probably not as excited that I look like her. Zach laughed a little bit and not in his head. So, what do you do? Like her. Got the tape.