 Welcome to another episode of NAME YOUR PRISE! There we go. Yes! Join on in. Welcome, please. As per usual, there's a lot of seats up front. Together in... That's right. I believe it's time, though, to introduce our first guests. Here we are. Oh, look at them. They're so enthusiastic. Oh, yeah. Oh, yes, look at them. Look at them. They're so happy to be here. Oh, my God. Hey, don't all smile at once, folks. I mean... Yes! All right. Schlatt, what do you think? You're muted, Schlatt. S-Van, what do you think? S-Van. Schlatt, you're muted. Oh, God. Use your hands, boys. They're in an OTK meeting. Give them a sec. S-Van, unmute your microphone. Oh, no, I was just doing that. Oh, okay. We're out of applause. There we go. Uh, okay, so... What was the question? What year... What year and month did this package expire, S-Van? You won't wait for me, Zao. You won't wait for me, Zao. I think that it expired on November of 2002. Was that a reference to Jackie Chan Adventures by the way? November 2002. The correct answer was... What AD? Was May 2002. You were very close. S-Van, 20 points. That's right. Schlatt, are you there? Schlatt. Schlatt. Schlatt. Schlatt. S-Van. And Schlatt. Schlatt. Mez. No, I'm here. Oh, okay. Blank if you're... Blank it. Son of a bitch. Oh, Schlatt disappeared. All right, all right, all right. Oh, he's back. PogChamp. PogChamp, round of applause. Schlatt, can you hear me? Schlatt. Schlatt. Schlatt. Schlatt. Schlatt. Schlatt. Schlatt. Schlatt. Schlatt. I think Schlatt's aspect ratio just went back to 30. Schlatt. Schlatt. Schlatt. Schlatt. Schlatt. Oh, now I'll answer. Oh, now he's going to leave. Mez, come on, get over here. Schlatt. All right, moving on. We'll just lock in. Oh, there he goes. Okay, there he goes again. You know what? Let's take a quick break. We'll be right back. We're going to fix Schlatt. We'll be right back. One second. Schlatt. Schlatt. Schlatt. Schlatt. Yes, we can hear you. No, we can't. What the hell? I thought we had audio. Wait a minute. Hold on. No. Something else is going on. No. Nothing's going on. It looks perfectly normal to me. Are you sure? Everything looks absolutely normal. Everything looks great, doesn't it? That's right. Doesn't that look, I mean, it looks, I mean, there's nothing different to me, right? I don't remember Miz give being that handsome. Neither do I. He looks hot. Doesn't he? How you doing, Miz? Oh, I'm good, you know, just running out of decay and stuff. We got a new merch coming out. It's great. That's him. All the time. You just show your org. Well, you know, it is what it is. Oh, what do you do as fan? You're just sitting there. Not even saying anything all day. Yeah. How is the FIFA earlier as fan? You know, it is what it is. It was good. I liked it a lot. It was a short stream about 15 hours. It wasn't really my long one, but I'm happy. You're really phoning in this impression right now. Miz give, I love your hair. Oh, thanks, you know, it's I'm doing something different with it because I saw Hassan do something and I'm trying to copy whoever. Oh, yeah. Anytime I see somebody bigger than me do something, I just want to copy them. Hold on. What are my monitors not working? Oh, yeah. Oh, why is that? What are you going to? Oh, hold on. There's another only fans girl that's coming in. Let me go get the door. Oh, okay. Oh, never mind the door. The door is already open. The door is already open. They can just walk in at a moment's notice. All right. Sure. Yeah. Miz give what what new content you have coming up? No, no, no, not Espan. Not Espan. Miz give me this. No, no, no. This is the problem with Espan. Anytime Espan comes on a show, he cannot stop talking. He's trying to talk for every single person. It is so annoying. He's funny. He's funny as hell. But sometimes he talks a little bit too much. And the thing is, Miz, you are one of the funniest, most wittiest guys I ever met in my entire life. And I love you so much. And honestly, what you did at Horseshoe Bay was one of the best artworks I've ever seen in my entire life. Yeah. I mean, I know it was great. It really was. And you know what? I love that we built two houses right next to each other. But I wish my house was as good as yours. I really do. I wish my house was as good as yours. It is a little bit better. I wish your house was as good as yours. Yeah. I mean, hey, it is what it is. I'm glad we have a mutual respect there. Wait. No, you're actually a good guy. I actually like you a lot. All right. Now let's take a moment of self-reflection. Mizkiff, if there's something you could improve about yourself, what would it be? All right, that's fabulous. Let's start with you. I did a better headset. Oh, yeah. For sure. Mmm. Was that a question? What would you improve about yourself, Mizkiff? Maybe, you know, maybe tell my friends I would appreciate them more sometimes. Yeah. Because sometimes I have some friends that are really, really helpful and nice. And you know, they really do a lot for me. But you know, I don't really show that I appreciate them enough. This one's cutting real close to the bone, isn't it, Mizkiff? All right. I'm fine. I don't have emotions. Hang on a moment. Schlatt! Schlatt! Schlatt! Can you hear me? Yes! Yeah! All right. Let's bring out the next item. Here we go. Bring it on out. Ladies and gentlemen, it's a bottle of cough medicine. That's right. Oh, baby. I'm hearing double. It's all right. Just fucking deal with it. Damn it. It's the best we can do. Let's put it on the commercial break. All right? Yes. Oh, Mizkiff, in honor of our unboxed cough suppressants, you're going to unbox one of those video games right now, aren't you? Oh, I would love to. But here's the thing. This is more expensive than your house. Oh, okay. All right. And I have about 20 of them. Why don't you just pop one out of the box for us? Yeah, come on. Unbox one of them for us, huh? I'd love to. I'd love to. Just pop it out of that box right there. Come on, right? Pop it out of the box. All right. Yeah, let's pop it out of the box, Mizkiff. I don't know how to open this thing. Oh, too bad. Too bad. All right, Mizkiff, what's the price? Excuse me. What year did this expire? Year and month. Well, I didn't hear anything you said. Sorry. My mic wasn't working. What did you say? Mizkiff, do you want to guess? I didn't ask Mizkiff. When will this expire? What year and month? Oh, yeah. Sorry. I was listening. Sorry. I was thinking about it. Yeah, I think it probably expires October. 19th. 1998. October. 1998. Okay. Take a look. Take a look. Here it is. Looks kind of good as new to be completely honest with you. Looks very new. All right. Yeah, but here's the thing. Here's the thing, Austin. You have to realize when I was a kid, my mom would always come over. And whenever I was six, she would always bring me Vicks vapor rub. So that's how I know. 1998. Yep. Yes. Go ahead and get a guess. S-Man. S-Man. What's your guess? Was that cough syrup? Yes. I'd probably say the best year ever for everything. And cough syrup's a great thing. It was probably November of 2004. Now, S-Man and Mizkiff, if you were to switch bodies back... Do you mind if I stream during this? No. Look, please, S-Man. I would prefer nots, okay? I'd prefer nots. Stop. Come on. We're streaming for eight hours. Look, S-Man and Mizkiff, do you guys want to switch places or do you want to stay like this? Stay like what? Never mind. Never mind. All right. Let's bring out the next item, ladies and gentlemen. It's a jar of peanut butter. Oh, it's minx. That's right. No, it's not minx. It's not the next item. Oh. Okay. As good as that 44D look, this looks equally bad. Look at this peanut butter right here, folks. Take a look at this. Take a look at that. Oh, my goodness. Look at that. Can I go first? You can go first, S-Man. Go ahead. Yes, you may. Peanut butter is one of the greatest things I've ever seen in my entire life. So I'm probably going to guess November of 2004. November 2004. Wow. That's right. November 2004. Very good guess. S-Man, what do you, or Mizkiff, what do you think? I think November 2004 is good, but I had a friend in high school and what he did was he actually had a dog and he took some peanut butter. Long story short, it was the same exact peanut butter. Oh, yeah. So it was. So I'm going to guess it probably October. No, January 2007. January 2007. All right, Schlatt. That's 2.2. You got the last one. You know, I would just remind you guys, I've never even heard of the brand J-F-G. No, it's an airport. Oh. That's JFK. That's right. Good one, S-Man. Are they through? I can't hear either of the other contestants and the music is so loud I can't even hear myself now. I wonder if there's some kind of bit going on. No. Wait, who are you? Like completely wrong answers, but I think I know that one. I think I saw this in the supermarket aisle earlier on April 7th, 2022. Wait, wait, wait. You're going to guess this expires in a few days. You know, it's already been expired. Well, that's today. Oh, it did? That's today. Oh. It's already expired. Then probably like, I don't know, this looks like it's from the 70s. Give me anything in 1970. Okay, you need to give me a year. December 1970. Final answer. Final answer. Slat, take another 20 points, you son of a bitch. Actual expiration date, October 12th, 1982. October 12th, 1982. Yeah, Slats, keep telling me everything you're telling me. Slats, the print of the troll's on right now. Do we have a timer or a stopwatch in the control room? Do we? Okay, this is a bonus round and this one is worth 10 points. Okay, this is what we're going to do. I need you guys to guess how long it's going to take for Ms. Kiffin S-Fan to switch places and close. The closest to the correct answer will get 20 points. Wait, why would we do that? That's weird. That's weird. We don't even live right next to each other. I thought it was a good idea. Hey, go fuck yourself. Go ahead. Fuck me. Let's bring out the next time. Hey, out that next item. You desperately want them to switch places and they're not going to do it. You know what they say in improv? Yes, no. That's what they tell you. Wait, Austin, question. Yeah, go ahead. Do you want me and Ms. Kiff to switch places? Yes, I did, but yes. No, dude, I don't want to do that, man. I wanted you to switch, but that's okay. This is my day off. Hey, Ms. Kiff, can we get that iconic fake laugh out of you before we move to our next product? There it is. Oh, not you, S-Fan. Shut up. This, ladies and gentlemen, is a jar of mayonnaise. The plastic quality seal on the lid is intact. Take a look. Oh, my God. Kind of like minks. Oh, my God. Look at the plastic here. It looks like my yeast infection. Oh, my God. Ms. Kiff. I would say, I mean, this is hard, right? This is hard because I remember whenever I was a kid, my dad would come home from work and all my friends in the neighborhood would always come over and my mom would make my dad and me and my friends all sandwiches after we'd come in from playing outside. So this is the same exact mayonnaise that was on the sandwiches that she would use. So I'm going to guess it was actually February 1978. 1978. Wow. And, S-Fan, your last one was expired. Can I ask you a favor, S-Fan? Could you give us your answer as your classic GTA-RP character, Cornwood, please? Well, yeah, sure I could. It's me, Cornwood, over here. I'm just going to say, listen, when I was a kid, my mom used to use this mayonnaise right here, you see, to make me sandwiches when I was younger. And I would have to say all the kids around the block, you know, we would all get together. We would have some mayonnaise and some sandwiches, you know, it's really good stuff. I'm going to have to go with, if I'm going to go with something right here, November of 1980. I don't think that happens. Wow. November of 1980. Cornwood right there. And guess what, S-Fan, you are amazing, because you just got 20 points. Wow. That's right. There you go, S-Fan. 20 points. I'm sure date, February 1st, 1991. When we come back from our short break, ladies and gentlemen, S-Fan and Ms. Kiff are going to switch places. We'll be right back. Natty Austin's mad at us. Hey, everybody. Welcome back. Welcome back. What the hell is this doing here? What's up? I don't know. Welcome back. S-Fan and Ms. Kiff. Nothing's changed, folks. Nothing's changed.