For the children?
Missus clinton and oral sex
by Mia T, 3.2.08
How cheerfully he seems to grin,
How neatly spreads his claws,
And welcomes little fishes in
With gently smiling jaws!
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.
"Is oral sex performed on you within that definition [of sex] as you understood it?" Clinton was asked during his August 17 testimony.
"As I understood it, it was not, no," the president answered.
That testimony that oral sex does not constitute sex, from President Clinton's testimony before the grand jury, was almost nine years ago, but I still remember vividly my immediate reaction:
Kids are going to hear that, and when they do, they're going to start believing that oral sex isn't sex because the president said so....
Five years after Clinton's testimony, came this report: 40 percent of the students have had oral sex and 60 percent of the students do not consider oral sex to be "sex."
(Montrose High School, Montrose, Colorado)
At that point, Bill Clinton should have gone on MTV and told the kids he was wrong, he was lying, of course oral sex is real sex.
But of course he didn't, and for all we hear, oral sex is still entrenched as a suitable short-of-sex sexual act among kids.
More insidious harm to our children from the Clintons: There has been a concomitant increase in STDs from oral sex, and even worse. Cancers! And in increasingly younger children.
Syphilis: "Transmission of the organism occurs during oral sex." (CDC)
Chlamydia: "Chlamydia can be transmitted during oral sex." (CDC)
HIV AIDS: "Yes, it is possible for either partner to become infected with HIV through performing or receiving oral sex. " (CDC)
If it's not sex, Bill, how come it spreads sexually transmitted disease?
If you love kids so much, Hil, why don't you call your husband on his lie and actually protect the children?
The answer, of course, is that they're the Clintons, and nothing is more important to the Clintons than ... THE CLINTONS.
Regarding cancer: Human papilloma virus (HPV), believed to be responsible for most cervical cancers, may also be at the root of many cancers of the mouth and throat, new research suggests.
"Just as cervical cancer is the outcome of a sexually transmitted disease, as are most anal and penile cancers, people need to be aware that they can get throat or tongue cancer as the consequence of a sexually transmitted disease. Oral sex can't be considered safe sex."
Doctor Erich Sturgis, study author
Associate professor of head and neck surgery and epidemiology
University of Texas M.D. Anderson Cancer Center, Houston
"Oral sex cannot be considered safe sex."
How does that ring with Hil and Bill, who are letting it stand that oral sex isn't even sex?
From now on, whenever Hil claims her great love of children, think of children with syphilis, chlamydia, HIV/AIDS or tongue or mouth cancer and ask her in your mind, "Are you really 'for the children,' or are you simply for that cancer on America: The Clintons?"
adapted from cheatseekingmissiles.blogspot.com/2007/09/hillary-childrens-advocate-ha.html
LUCINDA FRANKS: I think you're wrong because, after about two years of -- of working on this, you know, on and off, I think the president -- that the teenage culture caused the president's behavior in the way he behaved in -- with the oral sex.
BILL O'REILLY: I think you're crazy, Ms. Franks, with all due respect.
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