 Hi there, Jeff Watts here. It's that time of year again when myself and Paul Goddard of the agile pubcast record our agile Christmas single for charity. This year, we're supporting the Ukrainian humanitarian appeal. So please, listen, laugh and give it a little love. Merry Christmas from the agile pubcast. Oh, hello. Hi. Oh, are you the new scrum master here? Well, it's been a long time since anyone's called me the new anything. What happened to the old project manager? I think he burnt down. Oh, that happens a lot, doesn't it? Yeah. Oh, by the way, I'm Paul. Paul Goddard. I'm just from down the road. Oh, yeah. And sometimes when I come over, the product owner lets me use his piano if he's not here. He's not here, is he? I haven't seen him for ages, to be honest. But come on in, come on in. Thank you. Come on in. I'm Jeff, by the way. Ah, pleased to meet you. You do scrum as well, right? Well, right or wrong, I have been known to do a little scrum. Yeah. What's your favourite kind of scrum? Ah, mostly the contemporary stuff. Do you know the Spotify model? Oh, yeah, I do actually. Do you know any of the older stuff? Yeah, I like the older stuff. You heard of Mike Cone, and what's that other guy? Roman Pishler. Oh, you go by that far, huh? Yeah, I'm not as young as I look. Well, none of us are these days. True. You know, one of my favourite things about Agile is how you can crowbar virtually any Agile buzzword into just about any Christmas song. You're not wrong there. Some of my favourites. Do they know it's Agile? Happy Xmas? Agile's over? The fairy tale of Agile? Yeah, good ones. Do you know this one? Do you know this one? This is one of my favourites. Yeah, I do actually. Shall we? Yeah. Scrum. They told me, par up a pump, scrum. A scrum master, you'll be par up a pump, scrum. A self-managing team, par up a pump, scrum. Rump a pump, scrum. Rump a pump, scrum. Pumps, scrum. Our teams will be edging to the juive. There's like a dream, par up a pump, scrum. Rump a pump, scrum. Natural dream. With their customers No technical debt Parampapam scrum Definition of done This month must be Made to care Care about our job principle With the support teams need Start a stable pace Parampapam scrum To reach your goals And refinement scrum Rear-upper-pump scrum Run team go Parampam scrum To inspect And adapt again No technical debt Parampapam scrum Definition of done It's a pretty thing, isn't it?