 Item Number – SCP-3802 Object Class – Safe Special Containment Procedures The entire known supply of SCP-3802 is contained in a secure container at Site 42, awaiting transport to Site 81. Testing of SCP-3802-Alpha has been suspended due to the consistency of its anomalous effect. Testing of SCP-3802-Beta has been suspended due to resource concerns and is pending approval before resuming. Investigation into the parapharmacologist and person of interest known as DADDO is ongoing. Description – SCP-3802 is an anomalous, low-viscosity liquid with a pink coloration contained in a white plastic bottle. The bottle has been labeled, Hair Growth by DADDO, in black permanent marker. SCP-3802's anomalous effect manifests in two fashions. Alpha – When SCP-3802 is applied to the scalp of a bald child, a large tumor rapidly grows on the subject's scalp over the course of 30 seconds to one minute. This process is painless to the subject. This tumor takes the shape and size of an infant hair, genus Lepus. Animates, grows fur, and separates from the subject. The separation has left no scarring in 100% of test cases. Upon dissection, it has been found that these hairs are physically identical to non-anomalous hairs, yet are shown to be genetically identical to their human host. SCP-3802-A instances are strongly bonded with their host. They exhibit lavish affection and playfulness with their host and extreme duress when separated from them. Beta – When SCP-3802 is applied to the scalp of a bald adult, multiple large tumors rapidly grow on various parts of the subject's body over the course of one hour. This process is extremely painful to the subject. These tumors take the shape and size of fully grown, Flemish giant rabbits, genus Ocuniculus Domesticus. Animates, grows fur, and separates from the subject. This separation completely removes the crown of the head as well as other separation points of the subject. Dissection and genetic testing results were identical to SCP-3802-A instances. The SCP-3802-B instances are similarly bonded with their host. This is despite the fact that their host died during separation and without regard to their own cleanliness. Instances of SCP-3802-A and SCP-3802-B both display anomalously rapid growth of fur, or beyond that of their non-anomalous counterparts. It is unknown if this effect was intentional. Addendum SCP-3802.1 Discovery – SCP-3802 was discovered when Foundation agents monitoring local news sites came across the headline, You Won't Believe What Hopped Out of This Boy's Head, on the website of Minneapolis, Minnesota, news affiliate K-A-R-E. Foundation agents traveled to the hospital where the event was said to have occurred and found a ward full of children playing with hairs. A parent demonstrated SCP-3802 in action on his child for the agents and described a nurse giving him the phone number that led him to order the bottle of SCP-3802. All present were amnesticized and all SCP-3802-A instances were removed from the scene. The nurse was not found. Addendum SCP-3802.2 Transcription of Phone Call Foundation agents were able to retrieve a recording of the phone call between the parent and DADDO. Begin Log. Yes, hello, you have reached DADDO, homophoned DADDO product in also-eat-at-home restaurant. What are you to be needing today? Um, hi. I was given this number by a good DADDO has many friends who get the people who need the products to the numbers it has, the products from DADDO. What products from DADDO will you want to be needing? Well, my daughter had cancer and so you want DADDO to cure the cancer. I see what you are saying and although this would be very tricky for DADDO, DADDO is a cleverest thinker so I- No, that's not what I'm saying. I know that's not possible. My daughter has already had her surgery and is going through chemo and all of her hair is falling out. She's being as strong as she can be but she's only 12 and I know how kids can be to a girl who's lost her hair. Ah, you want DADDO to make the grow the hair and make her very smile instantly, yes? Can you do it? Of course, can DADDO do it. You need to trust DADDO. Oh my gosh, thank you so much. DADDO will send you Amazon Prime tomorrow, no need to pay, DADDO, do this for your born pro now. Single bottle for the short or simple, mixed to scale the hair for the kid and DADDO no need to worry because it not to be used on adults no way. End log. Addendum SCP-3802.3, related extranormal event. One week after recovery of SCP-3802, multiple billboards in the Minneapolis area were anomalously altered to include advertisements for the Hair Club for Kids by DADDO. The agencies in charge of the billboards were unaware of the change and had no record of communication from DADDO. Site 42 is able to continue broadcasting and move up to live-action SCP film adaptations due to the support of viewers, subscribers, and especially our patrons. Well shout out to our Site Director level patron, Andre Beichert.