 Ripped her lips off with a pair of tongs, you fucking coward. Fucking coward. Oh, hey, Queston, are we, we live? Lovely to meet you, man. We met, Queston came over a couple of hours ago. We got Queston filling in for Brown, and we will, you know, we'll have a quick chat to Queston, get his side of the story. And yeah, just see how you go today. Hey, man, who knows you might, if you do well enough, you might be even be able to take that fucking Matt Cun's place. Your brothers. Do you guys even go live? What do you mean, man? Well, we actually live. Yeah, live right now. I'm not sure what love means, but it's just a word we use. It's just a word we are live. Yeah, whatever. Fuck me. What do we do last week? On Sunday, we caught up with Jaden, Prasad and Oste. Went to fucking Charmie's place and played tocker and beat them. We won. They are fucking ex soccer players. They are like very good soccer players. And we had a discussion amongst our tocker players ourselves. We're like, oh, do you reckon if a really good soccer player played? Do you reckon they beat us? And everyone's like, oh, yeah, no, they definitely beat us. They definitely beat us. No, Michael and I won seven five, seven five. It was close, but there was more to tocker than just fucking ball skills. OK, you've got no court position. You've got to have tactics for serving placement. Heaps of shit. Yeah. And we won. We fucking won. We did. They were so cut. We even had a hundred dollar bet or two hundred dollar bet on the second set. And we won. And we won. So we are officially the best tocker players probably in the world, which means that you can't just pick up a ball and be the best tocker. That's what that means. Yeah, you need a bit of practice. You need to know the game. They didn't know where to stand. They didn't know what was going on. But they were fully like, like, where are we? Like, let us go. We had had a couple of marijuana cookies. Yeah. But that made us play better. That was probably our advantage as well. They need to get used to fucking playing stone. Yeah. Because that's an essential part of talker, right? Exactly. And from a work's point of view, with Jack asked, they want us to do a bit of promo for the release. So we get to do another fucking video and we sent through our ideas yesterday. So I'll keep you guys posted on what they say. And what else was fucking going on? Cut that corner and cut me saying about golf as well. Why? It was shit. It didn't flow. I hate it. Cut that golf chat as well. But leave that explanation in because I was pretty smooth. All right, you can leave that in. Yeah. So that's our lives. I've also gone. I'm trying to undergo a bit of a lifestyle change, keep you guys fucking posted on how it's gone. But basically I'm sick of falling asleep at like three or four a.m. And it's I've been like this for my entire life. So on fucking yesterday I started trying to my number one priority is falling asleep before midnight. And I'm in fucking lying in bed by 9 30 p.m. Now, something I've never done ever. What time do you get? No. Michael's gone and spilt all of the oregano out of his vape, all of the smelling herbs. I was going to ask what we're going to ask question. Fucking question. What time do you go to bed question? I don't go to bed. He said. Fair enough. That sound out of his throat. That was his answer then. I thought that was me. Oh, maybe it was you. Was that you or me? Question. I never had a bed. All right, OK. Anyway, yeah. So what I do is I take all my night supplementation and shit and just go to bed at 9 30 and phones down in airplane mode from 10 p.m. And it worked last night. I was in bed just before midnight. What time did you fall asleep? I started trying at like 11, like hard trying and probably took me like 40 minutes. That's so good for you. Hey, I heard of. Hey, yeah, baby. Were you actually tired when you tried to go to sleep? Oh, not really. I'm never tired at night, am I? But yeah, I'll keep you guys posted fucking one day down eight hours sleep and fuck me. It makes a big difference. So much more alert. Yeah, look at my eyes. Jim easier this morning. I was just in a better mood. Yeah. Wasn't so like crippled with anxiety and irritable because I've only slept three or four hours. Yeah, fuck. My brain was all fucking slow. It's picture like a baby drowning in a pool. That feeling. OK. Of seeing that. Yeah. Here we go. Mons calling. All right, prank call time, everyone. I can't explain too much. It's prank call time. Hey, babe. You all good? No. Did you get the email from the real estate? No. Oh, fuck, babe. Not good. What? They fucking, yeah, they apparently, you know, that that door was broken or whatever. Yeah. Yeah, they show that to the owners and they said they're giving us a month to to leave. So there we've been. Isn't the door? Yeah, we've been evicted that and they and cause they also a couple of other things in the email as well. I guess from past stuff like Bosley, I guess. Kimmy, can you say any words? I know, babe. So like, I don't know. I guess we're just going to have to fucking maybe tonight. Even we'll just like start looking for houses and we'll like just tear up a fuckload of shit, though, because that's going to be bad on our own to history. Yeah, no. Well, we only really need to get into one more place and then we're sweet. But yeah, and apparently all our bond is gone as well. Like they said, yeah, they said they've marked down enough damage that the bond is already all gone. And then they're going to send us an invoice for the rest of the repairs, which they said could cost up to $2,000. There's no way. Yeah. Well, I'll forge an email. But like, yeah, I just replied being like, like, fuck you guys. Like I just. Oh, you did? Yeah. I was like, this is so fucking unfair. I fully like just lost it. I mean, but also it's like they only listed two things. Yeah. Well, they got a whole bunch of shit that they said. But yeah, basically, I think that they just as well, they just want to they just want. Wrong. Yeah. Well, I've got our rental thing from when we moved in as well. Yeah. So but yeah, we've got to fucking pay an extra two grand on top of the fucking bond and the bond is completely gone. How much was the bond like two and a half? Yeah, it was heat. Yeah, I'm thinking about I'll just and I said in the email, I was like, like, we're going to take you to small claims court. Yeah, what the hell? And did they even give us a list of things? Yeah, yeah, there's like an attached list, but it's like, it's just the smallest shit. There's definitely not four and a half thousand dollars worth of damage. And I said to her, I was like, I even said, fuck you bitch. You're like in the first sentence of the email. You're just fucking lost it. So fucking bad. I guess that's send it to me. Yeah, it's weird. I guess I'll just forward it to you. There's been a few emails that they've sent to me. I haven't sent to you, though. And that is so weird. They're not doing it stressful. Yeah, yeah. Well, I just I'm just like, I'm going to keep emailing abusing it and just telling it to get fucked because that's so fucking unfair. And I'm going to tell that I'm just going to out her on social media and then I've got her personal details and I reckon like even tonight or tomorrow night, we should just rock up at her house and just start intimidating her because I'm fucking sick of this shit. No, it's the old hat. Yeah, that old bitch that's fucking. I don't deal with her. I deal with the admin and they're always so nice. Yeah, it's so weird. It's so out of the fucking blue. But yeah, I reckon we just like I'm tempted if they've got a family pet, like I'm going to scatter some rat poison on the front lawn and shit. Like I just I'm so. Yeah, I lied to you, babe. Oh, for fuck's sake, I had a feeling that this was a prank. Mom is so chill with that. You're intimidating. Yeah, we're going to go there and intimidate her. You took a terrible day. You took it very well, but now you must feel a lot better, though, right? Oh, man. Yeah, true. It goes from like feeling really shit to really good. Yeah, it's a relief. It's sort of like a therapy. It is. You're a therapist in a way. Question. Yeah, whatever. Yeah, sorry, we had to quickly do the prank call then because I didn't know when she was going to call back. So I was like, we fucking went for it and fucking boom, now we fucking go boys. Should we have that at the end? No, I reckon we just leave it in. OK, leave a slot in there. I fucking cheeky little prank call. Cut me saying that, please. No, leave it in, mate. Leave it all in, mate. It's all bloody great. It's all bloody great. I'll give you a run through what we got today. All right, we got the fucking shit talk. Questions here. Gonna ask fucking questions and questions. Oh, fuck, yeah. She hung up. Mondious message. Kidding on the hang up. Had to make you sweat for a moment. OK, good. You got to see fucking Quest. You got to what? Yeah, you got to. Well, question. Why are you laughing at me? There was no way I was ever going to fuck it, dude. Any questions? I don't know, this is a guess. OK, well, look, we'll get quest none, maybe you can understand. Well, questions not from here. Just remember that. Sorry, question. Questions not from here and where he's from. Where are you from again? Just. Pottsville. Pottsville, right? Yeah, I've heard of it. So, you know, people wear this sort of stuff in Pottsville. It's in New South Wales. New South Wales, there you go. So, yeah. Anyway, this is the run through of the podcast. We're going to have Queston. We've got diary entries and we've got questions plus good comments. Then we've got the German segment, maybe, if there's time. Then a PO unboxing and the prank call. We've just done it. We just fucking prank called my fucking miso and it was legendary. We can't. We've got her. She thought for a good fucking two minutes, right, that we only had a month left in that fucking joint count. Dude, that would suck. Yeah, that would be very stressful. She handled that very well. I know, she was so chill about it, especially with what you were going to do. Going to go to a house and intimidate her. Yeah, just ignore all that. She's like, oh, yeah, all right. That goes like next fucking conversation topic about it. That's just how I talk all the fucking time with the fucking poor thing, can't you? Which is so useless information. Toot. Question. Oh, OK. So shout out to fucking Grinda. Grinda. Grinda who? I don't know last names. OK, Michael's having trouble pronouncing Grinda's last name. Grinda Sand who? He's a guy we filmed the cricket episode with, which sport is the scariest. He's a professional cricket player and also a fucking legend. And he's dropped off some of his merch here today. Humble. And Michael is wrapping it on the podcast. And Michael, pronounce his last name. Sandhu. Sandhu, yeah, there you go. I just forget last names. Look, it's when you look at it, it's like, you can tell me a name a hundred times and like, literally, I'll forget it. Three seconds. I doubt that, man. You know, when you meet people at bars and you're like, oh, fuck Western. Looking at Western is very disappointing. Fucking hard work. But when you meet people at bars and they tell you the name, do you are you good at remembering it or not? It depends. If you meet a lot like when we were coaching, I would get very good at remembering names because you just get used to reminding yourself. Remember the parents of the kids you coach. You have to try and remember like. Kids I've been coaching for fucking sometimes like like months and months. I wouldn't know their names and I just have give them a nickname and it would be so fucking awkward because there'd be months where I wouldn't know a fucking kid's name. Dude, I've been there. I remember that. And like, it's so awkward, especially if they're older and they know you don't know their name. Yeah. Or when they're always so good at hiding it and I had ways to make the other kids say the kid's name. Yeah, to trigger it. Yeah, man. Dude. Awkward times have been where kids have just straight out said, you don't know my name. That sucks. Because then all the other kids look at you and the parents from the sideline. Say that that's so embarrassing for them. It means they're so meaningless and insignificant that they aren't memorable. They're so young that they don't fucking register that yet. My parents didn't know my name. Is that a right question? No. And at bars, dude, I suck at it. Like someone whispers or yells their fucking name in your ear in and out. It's gone. Yeah. And that's it. How do we come? How do we get it to the name? Because I couldn't remember Garinda's last name. Yeah. And then, yeah. It's just a practice thing, you know? You practice learning people's names to get better. It's gotten worse. Like, I'm so shit at it. Melted away a lot of that brain. Yeah, too much MD. And now memory's gone. I don't know if I'll ever do MD hard. It's once a year tops. The more I think about it, like I still cringe and get gaggy at some of the states we got ourselves into sometimes. Honestly, would it just stripped away part of our personality and melted the actual brain cells themselves? Dude, 100%. Man, I used to be so much quicker and like fucking like wittier and happier all the way through my 20s. And then come late 20s after the abuse got pretty bad, then now it's just like, man, I'll fucking be halfway through a sentence and stop talking. And I'll be like, what the fuck was at the beginning of that sentence? I just can't. You'll have a laugh about it. But I'm like nearly panicking when it happens because it happens like, what are we talking about? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Very good. This is very good. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Comment, comment, man. Comment if you can. Comment if you can. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Comment if you can, everyone. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. No, but seriously, these podcast will quickly get through our sponsors and then we will get to you, Questin. Oh, fuck. But our sponsors look seriously, we just really want a big, big round of applause for our sponsors, Manscaped. Big round, biggest we've had. Big long round of applause for Manscaped because they sponsor us. If you need any mail grooming products, they've got a Father's Day deal that they wanted me to mention. They've got a Father's Day sale. So head to manscaped.com and use our discount code for the actual 20. You get 20% off across the board plus the sale discounts from the Father's Day sale. Go and shop your tits off. You got Father's. Buy your dad a fucking shaver. It's perfect for your father. Questin, you buy your father a shaver. You can buy them ball skin. You can buy them hats. All sorts of shit, manscaped.com, for the actual 20s of discount code. And of course, the other sponsors of the show, the University of Markleys, our subscription website, right, where we put out weekly vlogs. We put all sorts of shit behind the scenes of our videos, extended, uncensored of the videos, all on there. It's like a half hour, sometimes 40 minutes long, every week, every week we do that. And that comes out on the website. And that means you would have just watched me cheat in the video that we filmed today. And Michael's not aware that I cheated in this video yet. And I thought, you know what? I'll reveal me that I cheated during the podcast. But when we played the blindfolded fencing with car antennas, I could actually see his feet at the bottom of my blindfold. Oh, so you didn't take it fully off? No, no. No, of course not. Julian wasn't even aware that I was cheating. I had to tell him after. Oh, okay. I thought you guys were ganging up and like he was fully telling you. I know, Julian didn't even know. That's how you nailed me in the back. Julian didn't even know. But I could see your feet. So it's a big help. Yeah, I guess, to be honest, maybe in the blindfolded boxing, whipping competition. That was all legit. And that's why I was- I was looking up a bit so I could see you. Oh, really? Oh, okay. Well then. It all evens out. Take it back. I didn't cheat. All right, well, I don't know. I might've made that up to compensate for your cheating. So I don't know. Well, thank you. We'll put it there and we'll say, don't, we won't do that anymore. All right. But yeah, there's the car antenna fencing. He's, he was so cut up after round one. Can't fucking slice that dog to pieces. He's covered in blood, his whole arm. So it's, you can join up free trial 21 days to see if you like the content. So you can watch that video if you like. And good luck out there, everyone. Don't make sure you- Yeah, don't worry about showing it. May the little bloody get deleted. Gurinder Sandu. Oh, questions opens. Should we do the diametries first and then get the question? Is that you grunting in a grance or? Oh fuck, he's so sick, dude. It is like a question. It is hard to look at you. The fucking, I like the new feature you've added. Ah, yeah. Sorry. Anyway, diary entries. Diary entry number 135 from Michael Corey, Brook House. Today I was able to store one kilogram of salt under my foreskin. The salt soaks up my leaks and then I can use the salt to season my shit. My foreskin salt shits are a rare treat of mine and I want everyone to just be, be more be. That's all I want written on my gravestone. Consider this diary entry legally binding and no matter what happens, I want to make certain that be more be. Ends up on my gravestone. Even if I deny this in person from this point forwards. Okay. Be more be. Do you remember writing that? Dude, I love that. I actually do want that on my fucking gravestone. Be more be. He loves Michael Brook House. Be more be. And one of the bees you spell with a double E. I don't know if that's a typo. Yeah. Because you've got to be double E, more be. Yeah, because all the bees are dying. So you're telling the bees to be more be. Be, more be. Yeah, you're telling the bees to be more be. You're telling the bees to be. Yeah, because they are the most important thing. They're the most important aspect that we've got on this world. And no one knows the struggles that they've gone through with the depression and the constant barrage of attacks. Diary entry number 104 from Marty. Today I twisted my testicles when they got caught in a fan. I never wear underwear because mum always says, you don't need a pair of small pants under the big pants. It's a waste of money. And my pants today had a hole in them. My testicles are blue now and I've tried to untwist them, but I can't figure it out. I hope it gets better overnight. It was a pretty good day. That sucks. I remember that. That sucks. Questions just revealed his teeth. It's not something that you would expect to see. Pretty bad gingivitis there. Anyway, I'll read on. Diary entry number 69 from Julian James. Tennyson Woods. 460 till I die. Today I cut some slits into my eyebrows because that means that I'm not scared to fight. I cut eight slits either side so there's more slit than hair now, but I had to cut so many because what's it called? I'm heaps aggressive. So yeah, if you see me in the street, give me a head nod so I know you weren't trying to start shit because I might stab you if you don't can't. Oh, and I fucked a chick. Yeah, stab, stab, stab, stab, point stab, lift it up, stab it, spin off. We went. Question. I don't know if you've met Julian, but we went to Julian's local The Gap Skate Park to film that current and offencing video. And my gosh, he had some stories. He has a story for every nook and corner park. He's been sucked off there. He's fingered fucking, he's some nicky bitch there. He's growled that one out over in the corner. Punched some fucking kid over in that corner. He's got his fucking arms snapped on the fucking back left fence. As soon as we get there, there's one dude with a kid. It's obviously his kid. And he's like, see that guy bashed him like three years ago, a kid. Anyway, it's just ridiculous how it's. Yeah, disgusting. It was very. He turns into another human being when he's in his postcode. When he's in The Gap. It was fucking very entertaining though. It was, yeah. Yeah. So, diary entry number 1072 from Matthew Gregory Brown. It was a lazy Sunday afternoon. And I was drying out a stillborn baby I'd found in the biohazard waste bin outside the hospital. Stillborns are a very rare find, but my favorite finds are breasts and limbs that have been surgically removed. I spent the last five years building my wife. She's made entirely of breasts and amputated limbs. Her name is Requifton and she's one amputated arm away from completion. She won't leave me. I am her creator and therefore she must remain loyal. She's not a slut like every other girl in the world. She'll let me just watch. Just as I was fantasizing about fucking my many breasted future wife, I saw something peculiar out of the corner of my eye. It couldn't be. It was Requifton. She was stumbling around the lounge room with her one arm outstretched, feeling her way around. I ran inside and went to her. She looked perfect. Her torso and head were made entirely of different size and colors, breasts. I started walking towards her. When from behind her, my father appeared. Dad? What are you doing here? I said. My dad looked a bit flushed in the face and his skin was clammy. He nodded at Requifton and smiled. I had a turn of your thing. He said casually, I couldn't believe what I was hearing. What? Do you know you finished that? It's my creation, not yours. Rage filled every cell in my body and I felt my ankle bones fused together with my feet, ready to fight. I glanced over at Requifton and saw she had a thick load of dad's essence slopped across a few of her back tits. Gills appeared on my neck and I turned to my father. My father was looking quite nervous and started backing away. I'm sorry, man. I didn't know you weren't sharing it. My Gills pulsed and I attacked. My open mouth wrapped around my father's nipples and I began tonguing. My father tried desperately to push me off but my hands had a firm grip around his back and I was raking him in tighter towards me. My stinking, hot little brown stretched out of my pants and buried itself into my father. My father was screaming and struggling but my little brown coursed with rage lust. Sticky brown tar flowed from me and I was finished. I released my father and he was now crying. Don't do that, don't do it again, can't. I said, dad couldn't respond through his weeping and nodded. I grabbed Requifton and pushed her back downstairs into my cold room. That slut ever gets fucked again. I'm going to burn her. Brown is king around here. And that's, as you know, a story from your, your brother. Requifton. Requifton. Requifton. Requifton. Requifton. Requifton. Requifton. What a fucking name, dude. Yeah, Requifton. Requifton. I haven't heard that before. I wonder where that's from. Oh, very good. They were very good, dude. All right, so speaking of your brother, Queston. So that's the reason why we've got you on. Now, Matt, go see OK for you to come. And how do you feel being here now? Yeah, good. All right, so luckily, Queston also knows how to set up podcasts and stuff. So I just thought we'd have him here. Do you want to come on and we'll ask you a few questions on camera? And then if you don't feel comfortable or whatever, I can, we can interview you from there or just, but I think it's important that people can see you. Hey, hey, come on. Queston's our guest, OK? Why are you laughing? I was thinking about Requifton, dude. This is fucking Requifton. Yeah, so we're going to get Queston on now. So please be respectful of everyone. Everyone in the comments, please be respectful of Queston, OK? I don't want to hear any sort of on or be reading any hilarious insult about his appearance. I don't want to be reading any of that. I just want to be reading really nice comments about Queston. We are a loving podcast. We put out a lot of love here. So let's not stoop to that level, OK? All right, Queston, come on over, mate. Let's give him a round of applause for everybody. All right, Queston needs a minute. OK, he's quite nervous. I've seen him shaking. And yeah, it's he's disgusting. He's fucking revolting to look at. You'll see you can't hear me right now. But yeah, he's like one of the most hideous things I've ever seen. Also, don't forget, guys, if you can't help us by buying manscaped shit by subscribing to the website, that's fine. All we ask, nay, all we beg of you is that you like the video as like you usually do, all right? And leave a comment just as quick as you can. Just done quickly now. Just pause the video. Go, go now, go quickly. Just write the comment and then and then keep watching. And then you feel good about yourself because podcasts growing. So please, if you can just pluck it and comment and subscribe as well, we're down on our knees. No, all right. Don't worry about it. There was a real funny comment that someone did I can't wait to go through them again. Yeah, some good shit, man. This this funny, funny, good comment section. Come on, I'm just going to be a banger. All right, Queston, Christ. Are you ready? So we'll just let Queston sit there for a second. You guys just take that in. Notice how intense his receding hairline is and he still manages to maintain a full head hair. Why aren't you wearing masks? Cause we've already been vaccinated. You got the job? No. Get the job or I'll job you. It's starting quite hostile already. Michael has Matt. I haven't seen him for quite a while, man. Well, let's just start from the beginning question. So why don't you tell us a little bit about what the what the fuck you doing that? Well, I work for the council. Okay. Not Brisbane City Council, Boona City Council. Okay, so not too far. Yeah, so what do you do? What do you do for work? I collect raindrops. You, you said you collect raindrops? Yeah, I collect raindrops for the city council. Right. So what they pay you for them? What do you catch? Oh, yeah, they pay it by the bucket. So you just go around when it's raining? Yeah. All right. What's the first time you fucked Matt? Well, he started it. Oh, fuck. So he came on to you? Yeah. So explain to us what exactly how was it? What happened in your childhood that now that there's this riff between you? Before I was, you know, of a sexual age, he'd teach me things that I shouldn't be taught. Okay. So how old were you when Matt Brown was showing you how to masturbate? I was about seven. And how old was Matt? Also seven. He's older. All right, he's older. So you guys are twins, but he's from what Matt has said. He's like four years older than you. I got stuck in there a bit longer. About two years. And Matt said you were half hanging out of your mum for the last few months? Yeah. I'd love to see a photo of that. Incredible to see. Yeah, that would be nice. If we can find a photo of that, we'll put it on our OnlyFans. Oh, update on the OnlyFans just quickly. We've done what they've asked. We send in the IDs and the selfies with the IDs and shit. And they're just not approving it. They just keep saying the phone needs to be better quality. We've tried like five times. So now we've emailed their support. So we're still trying to figure it out. And don't worry, it will happen. By the end of this season, you mark my words. We will have a fully actual OnlyFans. All right? Why you guys got so many lights? It's for the professionalisms. Yeah, it just sort of lights things up and makes things look good. Why don't you have any aircon? I'll let Michael answer that one. I don't have it. Anyway, so Matt was teaching you sexual things before you were sexually mature. And so then because of that, what you developed an unhealthy obsession with violently fucking him? He'd walk in and say after showing me how to use my stuff, he'd go, he'd pin me down and stuff. And then he'd run out after doing things to me and he'd go, you can't get me. And so ever since then, I've been trying to get him. Trying to get him right. Yeah, well. Did you ever have you've never gotten him? Close. That's why he's not here. We've rolled around a few times. Just haven't got the pen. I'll get him though. A good old pen. Did you ever think to maybe go to the police or something? No, it's between us. Sorry, question. Can you excuse me for one second? Sorry, excuse me. No, just go that night. No music. Sorry about that question. I had to do that. Yeah. So, Matt, you became obsessed with Matt and then, and so now what happened that you guys didn't see each other for so long? Oh. Oh, God. The question's just sped on the table and he's playing with it. What was your question? Sort of Michael-esque traits. It's the house, man. Do you find Michael attractive? No question. If you could maybe move your obsession onto someone else? No, it's just, it's only Matt Brown. That's what I was going to say. Did you ever think to maybe go to the police? No, it's between us. It's a family issue. That's so true. I admire that question. It's domestic. And he always got the brain. It's domestic. Very good, you say. Smoky. It's smoky in here. Why do you guys laugh about my family? Oh, we don't mean to. It's just... I think it's like a... It's a fucking... There's not many things that we don't laugh at. Yeah. Like a deficiency. Slapping his spit. Yeah, it's all sticky. Finger. Chunks. That's like slong. All right. Well, I think that's... That covers most of it, everyone. This question, he's explained why he has got a thing with his brother. And I get it. Like after hearing your side of the story, like honestly... I don't know about Matt. Maybe question. I get that Matt has changed a lot, but like... You can't do that. So I don't know. We'll leave it to you guys. Do you want to see more of question? Or should we just leave it with Matt? Maybe, yeah. Because he can come in maybe once every few weeks. Yeah, if you want. Scratching his head. I'm pretty ready for him to be over there. What happened to your eye? Why is he laughing? It's such a rude question. It's the elephant in the room, man. And it's in his eye. I had a work accident. Was it hailing when you were looking for rain? No, I was looking up in the sky. And I like skies. And then a raindrop got me. A raindrop? Right in the eye. Big old fucking raindrop. Was it over Fukushima or something? Was it during some sort of... Radioactive storm. Some sort of military air raid, perhaps? No, it was a boomer. Oh, boomer. Well, look, I'm a little uncomfortable question. Thank you for answering our questions. Very strange energy from him, you know. It's like a... It's like I go from high to low. Very unpredictable and just fucking disgusting. Yeah, it's sticky. I'm glad I don't sit there. See you, see you, question. Go back over there, question. You just spat on that. See ya. And now moving on to the questions. Plus reading some fucking good comments. Plus asking you guys, should we have another go at another hunt? We're sort of getting the vibe that everyone's going, hunt's a bit shit. And no one really gives a shit. So if you want the hunt to continue, comment the word hunt and we'll start that segment back up again and we'll target a brand new celebrity. All right, but if we don't see any hunt comments, we're just going to let it go for a little while, okay, till we think of something great. Maybe even Conor McGregor more applauded on one of my comments one day. The ultimate hunt wouldn't that be a snail? One very nice comment that I read from Big Mals World, reads, I'd rather shit in my hand and clap than hear another story about Matt's volleyball injury. Well, that's exactly, you can't complain about your hand when you play volleyball. Yeah, don't you think? Question, fuck that guy. Like bitching about a hand. It's like, come on. Where is he? I don't know. Sorry. But yeah, great comment. That gave me quite a laugh. Not a question. I was high when I read this last night and it made me laugh for very long, long, long time. From Elliot Wilkinson. Ah, Marty and Michael. Yeah, wow. That is genius. Well, it makes you think, and it's also an interesting question. Ah, Marty and Michael. Well, are we? Ah, Marty and Michael. It's very good. Man, you got me stumped with that. Very, very good. I don't know what to do now. Darflow, am I the only one who closes my eyes and enjoys Matt's diary entries like that? I do recommend having a little joint and then closing your eyes for the diary entries. That's the way to watch them, I think. Question, you're fucking on the ball. Do you listen to this podcast question? Sometimes. Cool, man. Guys, we just realized it's a bit fucking difficult to do questions and read out awesome comments all at once. So we're going to split them up, all right? And we're going to sit down. We're going to go through all of the best comments and we'll make a little list. So we'll get to the questions and then we'll do the best comments, okay? But we will read your comments. Remember, if you and your question asked, just comment it on the YouTube channel and if it gets the most likes, it goes to the top. They're the ones we ask the most, all right? So just if it doesn't get read out, ask again next week and have a scroll through the comments and see which questions you're like. We'll read them out, all right? Fuck me. I just feel like pressing play on a pre-recorded thing that just says that every week. Fuck, I'm over saying it. It was very cute the way you said it, though. Just fucking like, shit, and comment, man. Just have fucking sign, you can't say it. Fucking like, shit, and comment, shit, come on. Someone sent us a fucking sign, right? To save us about fucking half an hour every fucking podcast. Send us a fucking sign saying, don't forget to fucking like and comment. This don't fucking beg you every week. It was the best training, man! The bitch is someone who's going to fucking make a sign. If someone makes a sign now, I'll fucking, I'll show you guys my center. Questions, question? Thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump! Oh fuck, okay, here we go. I hit you very hard with karin tenants today. Yeah, I'm scarred. I literally didn't get touched. I got too scared, this way in defense mode. Okay, here you go. Questions, question. First, your top question. Please. I can't pronounce his last name. Does Matt struggle with the names? Matt is so fucking bad at pronouncing names. Ryan Fernandez. Fernandez. Man, I hate it when he fucks that up. It's embarrassing. Question for Marty. So, I can't say that last name. Good. Why was your last name kept secret for so long? Made me think it was Smith. Are there any Polish ties to the name? I don't know if it was kept secret for so long. I just didn't say it because it's just such a strange sound. And I also was just trying to protect my other family as well. People don't need to fucking... I'm an embarrassment to my family. So, I don't want anything going back to them. Being like, look, this is you can't. That's your fucking DNA right there. Fucking screaming about fucking Germany can't. That's you can't say that and that. But I'm not too fuss on names. It's like a name is just the sound people make to get your attention. It doesn't have some legacy with me. I'd prefer to just have a normal, just weird, piss-take name. You don't want that in question? No, I won't have to cut that one. Cut that one, Colonel. Lots of Polish... lots of Germans around there, okay? That's why I'm not a cane out of an egg. Big egg in a nest in that kindergarten. I punched my way through and I was 16. You were 16 years old inside the egg. Incubation period of six ten years in Germany. Oh fuck. You sick fuck. Alright, next question please. Next question is from Danny Cummings. Michael, would you ever go on blind date for video? If so, what would the dates be? Great idea. Would you ever go on blind date if I set it up for you? I guess so. It'd be like a good content, right? Would you actually really? Yeah, but as long as they know that I know that. I just thought of a fucking outstanding idea. Yes? I'm going to find you a wife. No, I don't want a fucking wife. Okay, I'm going to find you something to fuck. How's that? Finding Michael a thing to fuck. Okay, how about just like a golf partner? What do you want me to fucking get some fucking 80 year old? Yeah, you do want an 80 year old. Fuck, there is a lot of older people play golf. Yeah. I'm just going to write this. Wait, what are you going to do anyway? My idea is to line up five different girls. Michael have no knowledge about that. And then we do a speed dating. He's got one minute to talk to each guy. Oh dude, that's going to be so awkward. Oh, you wait till you see what I'm doing in the background. Squirties. Squirties and thrown fucking tomatoes at their backs as high as I can. I would love to do that. That's a great idea. All right, I'll do it. Julian, yeah, I probably need your help on this. You know how to round up people better than I do. Especially off Instagram. I don't know any like little fucking 15 year old that he likes. Instas. Instabays. Instagirls. It's the one. All right, question. What do you got? Give me. Next question is from JC Pablo. Jadis message. Sorry. Fuck, that's right. We said sorry. And anyway, gone with the question. If you could give one piece of advice to your respective 20 year old self, what would it be? Stop smoking. Do it. I would say fucking do it because I waited. I waited till we'll fucking like till I was 25 to start making videos. But all my life I've known that I would love to do something like that. I was just too bitch to take the first step. I needed fucking this kind of fucking and then the step is a bit easier to take. But yeah, just fucking do it. Yeah, have a go. Because even if you fucking fail at least then you know that you gave it your all come. You tried. Don't they say that that's the number one regret when people are in their death bed. They're like, I wish I did something right. At least tried what I wanted to do first. Exactly right. So you may as well fail. And it is filling as hell doing what you want to do. Question. You got to have goals. Fucking fuck the city council. I can't. That's a dead end. Right. You come work full time on the podcast. You're doing very well today. I haven't heard one little sign. I'd be like talking about his sore hand and fucking about pronouncing all the fucking names wrong. Like he fucking doesn't know how to say Daniel or Daniel. He says it. Oh Daniel. Shit like that. Yeah, it's so weird. It's like it's cock. It's fussy cock. It's cold hard cock wrapped in a burrito. Cold hard cock wrapped in a fucking burrito. And the center's still frozen. Send it back. Oh yuck. A cold dick on a burrito. A frozen in the center still. The flesh. Yes. So always be true to yourself and never ever instill anything upon others up until you have done that up onto yourself. Always be basically questions. Next question is from Pacific Northwest native. Would you guys ever consider in the future like several years into your lives to do a show or a movie similar to Jackass or Eric Andre? 110% my claim. Yes. Yeah. Well, the thing that we need to do is free up more time. That's what we need to do. So we're hiring another. Filmer. A part timer. We're also going to be searching for a new character in our videos. So if you want what all of you can have all of this. You can have this table. You can have the table. You can come over. You can film with us. Question could move in. I don't know how, but we're going to open applications soon. Okay. So people will be hunting for another character to be a part of our videos. We'll pay you and grow your socials if that's what you want. But we're looking for a filmer as well. Part timer. Then once we bank some shit up, then question. Then we can start doing things like high production shit. Because at the moment we got to fucking think of videos that only take like three days to organize tops. So you don't have time to plan all the fucking awesome shit. Fuck. But anyway, that's that's internally assume we're working on it. But yes, one day in seven years 110% we'll be doing shit like that. Hit it. Question. Next question is from Jesper Reining. Question for question. Oh, that's for your question. When parting Matt's little cheeks, do you ask for permission or is there an unspoken rule? He had an unspoken rule with me. I've never caught him. Okay. Revenge. Revenge. Fuck. Is what he's wanted. But I will. Next question is from Ringworm D. Yes, Ringworm. Good name. Marty, who is a better kisser? Michael or Mon? Yeah, definitely Mon. It was always very violent. So much tongue. Yeah, nearly only tongue. It was it was more of a show to shock people. I wouldn't really call that a kiss. Like lip suckers are sometimes more romantic than tongues. Yes. And sometimes more shocking. I remember one time we fucking, we tried to scare Locky. Locky, we're on the boys trip and Locky walked out and we're all fucking on counting the drugs. And Locky just walked out to me and Marty. We were looking up. In the hallway, like we made it seem like he had stumbled across us even though we knew he was going to be walking down there. And they were like, oh, oh shit, Locky, don't, don't fucking tell anyone. He's just in silence. It's like, did that just fucking happen? What the fuck did I just say? Very good reaction. And he kept saying the whole trip. I can't believe you guys are 30. Yeah. Oh, fun times anyway. Good times anyway. Sorry. Next question is from Liam G. Michael, what's the wariest, what's the wariest feeling you've had after a night out when you've woken up and you have no memory of the past 12 or 24 hours? Oh man. I don't know. Sometimes it's just like you got to deal with the issues first at hand that you've got. So you've got to fucking sometimes find new clothes or you got to deal with explaining why you've pissed up catch or a girl's bed or a friend's bed. And they're there. They're hard, especially when the person doesn't say if it's like Marty or Henry who it's happened to countless times. It's like, all right, dude, it happened again. They get it. It's not as scary. When it's a stranger or when it's there. Oh my God. A relative. That is the one of the one of the weirdest times was when I woke up to all of these girls laughing and all because it was a big hotel room that had all their beds in the hotel room. So I woke up to them all giggling. Yeah, dude, basically. And it was, it was Swedish. So I couldn't understand what they were talking about. I could tell they were like pissing themselves at the fact that I pissed their bed. They should have gotten really angry in their face. Dude, I sort of pretended to be asleep for so long. I've got to fucking get up and get out of here now. You started pissing again while you were pretending to be asleep. So I got up and I just sort of like was like, oh yeah, I pissed the bed. And then like went and pissed again in their like little bathroom came out was like, sorry about that. See ya. Oh my God. Then I saw like three days later they like waved at me on a tuk tuk that they went past. I was like, oh my God, that was them. So awkward. So there's some issues. You're the piss boy. You're the Aussie piss boy come to. There's one instance or one example I can tell you. Next question. If the government wanted to show the best video from your guys website or from social media, which one would you want them to show if it had to be on TV? There are so many amazing videos that we've done. Like the Tim and Calvin saga on the websites pretty good. The look on to show on TV. We'd really want to showcase off our skills and our commitment to creating content. So maybe the AFL grand final one or the coin car is pretty cool. Two things that are like that people won't people won't sue us for. Yeah, it's not too disgusting. It's not too finger. But you know that there are some incredible discoveries we've made like the fucking the corn, the curing world hunger, the cum video. It's all very groundbreaking science that we've done. So, you know, it's hard to choose. It's hard to choose. Who would have thought that tattooed shoes are the same as normal shoes? That video is a great video. Yeah, and exactly. We don't literally don't need to wear shoes anymore because we have them tattooed. I have fucking feet now. Like how does that work? Oh, people keep saying, oh, it's placebo effect. Oh, look how cut up your feet are and how badly wounded your eyes should go to hospital. It's like, shut up. Idiots. Shit. Oh, for fuck's sake. Hey, question. Get out. Get out of the room. This doesn't concern you. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. I'm back. This doesn't concern me really. That's what you said the question. That's the concern question apparently. Please be sure to blur that corner. I cannot have any of that out there in the world. It's too much. Look what it's done to Michael. He looks directly into my core every week and look at him. I can't even fucking talk. He's blubbering. It doesn't concern question. It isn't about him. It's so cool. That's not about question. That's about you. Okay. Next question. Here we go. Fucking hell. What are we talking about? What are we talking about? Shut up. We found Brown. What did I say? Get out. He was so disgusting. I went shy. I went a bit shy. That was fucked. Final question. Yeah. Marty and Michael. Have you ever had any embarrassing experiences when hanging out with Julian and Matt? None that we haven't caused. Julian sometimes is embarrassing because he has lived such a fucking disgusting life. The things he's done and the people he's hung around with just makes me fucking sick. That's the truth. He's turning into a fine young man, I must say. But his past is not right. Me and your mum love you. That's question time. That's question slime. I saw some really good questions in there, by the way. Sorry we can't fucking read them all. Maybe we should go through on the Marty and Michael account and also just answer some in text. Oh yeah, because if we fuck left in it. We'll do after and then just answer them in text. Yeah. Because I feel bad because there's some fucking good shit here. It looks like Matt saves them all as well. I doubt that. I fucking doubt that. God. And if the question's been asked before, I think he answers them. What? Man, you reprogrammed me then. Anyway, moving on. Is that all right, question? I'm going to do the Germans saying we just quick one. You remember it's a new one now. I read the German word and Michael has to guess what the word means. So I'm going to read a very common German word, a word that's used by everyone. And Michael has to guess what it means. I'll give him three options after I've read the word. Okay. Zungenbresche! Do you want it again? I think I can do it. I just did it. I have made myself cry. Is there a tear? Speaking of, I can't hear what you're saying, man. I made myself cry. Thank you, man. Seriously. It's about time we softened a little on this podcast and showing that kind of emotion is, of course, man, to be honest. Thank you for that. Is there a tear? Yeah. There's like a full tear coming down your face, man. Can you see that question? That's for you. He's crying for you, man. For what happened to you? It's not right. And that's why Michael is crying like that. Because what happened to you should not have happened to the scummiest cunts on earth. I don't know why Mark Lee laughs at me. It's just because he's been staring in my asshole for a fucking 30 years. It's broken his mind. He's not saying any more. My core has disrupted his brainwaves. Anyway, I'll say this German word again. Zungen Bräscher! Zungen Bräscher! Oh, the B-rattle was sick. Zungen Bräscher! I reckon it means... Which it could mean one of these three things. Break! Tongue twister or flip flops. Choose. Zungen Bräscher, it's tongue twister. 110%. Fuck. And that is the German segment this week. Do you guys still like it? Do you guys still think it's like funny? Are we doing a good job? Let us know in the comments if you don't think that we're doing a good job, because I won't do that segment anymore if you guys don't think that's funny. Okay, I've got no problem with that. Oh, okay. You guys happy, okay? Your name's Klaus with that weird... Speak that name. That name shall never be spoken on this podcast ever again. Do you understand me? That's so bad for the environment. All right, moving right along to our fucking final segment this week, because we've already done the prank, or we are going to do the fucking PO1 boxing. I read the comments, people saying they want the PO box to be longer. If you disagree with this, let us know in the comments, seriously, because as far as we know, the episode should just be us opening shit. So fuck it, man. You wanted it. Here it comes. Get ready for 50 minutes of fucking PO1 boxing. Boom! I'm going to open this. It says Marty and Michael. It's a letter, and it's got... Oh, dude. It's the code guy. Oh, fuck. I'm not the code guy. It's Michael's argynemesis. Anyway, I'm done with that letter. That was the best. The code guys were starting to read half of his letter and then put it away. Another code guy. This is a letter for Julian. It even says just Julian. It's from the code guy, though. Same handwriting. Fucking hell. All right, so this is what he said. This is a letter to Julian that I have opened for us to read now. Yeah, it's okay. Dear Julian, one day we will fuck. I just don't care. We fuck. We give each other blow jobs. I will lick around your cock and you will eat my dick cheese and drink my piss. After I'm going to lick your bum and eat the hair there and lick our own toes. Last thing, me, you, Marty and Michael can have a foursome, not a threesome, a foursome. So we all four have sex. That's a pretty good letter there. I'll send on your wishes to Julian. We've got some itchy powder. We've got some itchy powder. Thank you for sending this, but we've used this before. I've tried portal all over him while he was driving and nothing. Nothing happened. Nothing. He snorted it. Like it was nothing. So we'll try it again, but I don't think these work. So you better off sending us some bullets. Yeah, that's from Cindy. Thank you, Cindy. Thank you, Cindy. Fuck, I don't know who this is from, but I'll fucking open it right now. It feels like one of the beakers that people have been sending skin and... Fuck! Skin and shit. I just want some nice presents for a while. No, come on. People don't want to see that. People want to see fuck shit. Oh no. Yeah, it's not good. Okay, so let's save that one for a bit. Let's get something nice. It might be something nice in here. We've just been sent a cylinder package. It's taped shut at the top. It's tube shaped. Oh, we got more itching powder. Fuck, man, we're gonna have itching powder bloody, stop bloody Africa from going under come. The question is grimacing. His instincts are telling him that there's something disgusting in here. I'm scared to open it, eh? Oh no. Oh man, I'm literally fucking... No, not near me, dickhead. You go in the middle. Ah! Oh my God, someone sent us a glitter bomb. That was anthrax, dude. That was a glitter bomb, baby. Holy shit, baby. Well, jokes on you because we don't care about mass. Oh, you fucking pranked us, man. Holy shit. There's glitter all over everything, all over the table, all over Michael's... Don't jump up. It is annoying to have. He said it's annoying. Good bomb. Thank you, seriously. Thank you. Love this shit. Send us shit like this. It's funny. It's exciting. I'm so hard right now. Yeah, same. Oh dude, we've got that place you're from. What? Look. Germany? Germany. Oh, a German flag. Dankeschön. Dankeschön, meine Deutsche. Ich kann nicht warten, die deutsche Flagge rumzutragen. Die Deutsche. Thank you, Richie. Deutschland. Oh, there's lots of them. We can all have one. Oh, wow. We can all have a German flag. What? It's like Stephen Hawking's cufflinks. Is that right? That's so beautiful. Dude, when I get married, I'm going to wear them. Don't throw them away. That would be my cufflinks when I get married. No, we'll keep them. So, like, imagine that. You've just sent us something, a Pia Boxle joke, and now it's going on my wedding suit. Do you see what I mean? Anything can happen here. Send us something. Who knows? Michael might have sex with it or something. Don't know. And now I've got a German flag, man. It looks like we all do. We've got many. Ach du lieber. Ach du lieber. Dutch. Dutch. Dutch. We'll put one out. We'll put one out. Oh, man. You think they claim a German, huh? All right, I'll poke one through here, eh? Sort of see it a little bit, but it's not, like, in your face. Because that's sort of what my German heritage is. It's a little bit, but it's not too... Yeah. Ach du lieber. Dutch. Yeah. It's subtle-ish. There you go. I think I've got it incredibly disrespectful. Do you understand? I just put it on. I didn't know which way it went. I'm going to have an example to look at, my friend. Yeah, but that's face down. That's exactly why I got it the wrong way around. Pig. Starter. Fine. This is a letter from... Who sent it from us? For us. I've sent you some German flags. I'm sure you'll be able to find a use for them. Maybe you could flick them around during future German segments. Oh. I like it, huh? I also sent you each a Stephen Hawking's badge. Maybe... Oh, it's a badge. Oh, shit. Well, someone sent me cufflinks where I'm not wearing... You can still have the badge. You can wear the badge at the wedding. Yeah, I don't know. Because cufflinks, like, it's not in your face. I'm all about not being in your face. Maybe you could pin them to your white lab coats for future. That's a good idea. You're going to say wife. No, to our lab coats for the experiments. Thank you for ending our week's write with our website vid and starting our week's write with the podcast. You're welcome. It is a good time to be a ringworm. Your loyal ringworm for life, Richie. Fucking loving it. I don't know if you want to say your last name. So thank you, Richie. That's fucking awesome. Another fucking legend ringworm fan. It's like family. Fucking love that community. Dude. It's fucking... Look at this shit. It's fucking just legendary fucking fucking legends. All right? Very good. Give yourselves a sit at home. Just do a little cat on the back. Because you come strong, man. You come strong. You come prepared, come on. One more letter. How's that? That cat on the back. My way, we got someone here, too. All right. Let's see how long they are. All right. Oh, another letter. Hopefully there's nothing bad in here. Oh, it's another fucking code, dude. I know. From the letter, I can tell. Yeah, that code guy really loves. Dear Marty and Michael, I just don't give a shit no more. So I will say it now. I want to threesome in bed. Suck each other's dicks. Lick each other's arsehole. Stick your fingers in each other's arsehole. And put it in each other's mouths. I want Michael's hair to twist around my cock until I come out of Marty's face. I did not add Julian to the drawing because when I gave him a blowjob once, I test positive shit. And had for nine weeks, still love him though. Okay, bye now. Love from your hot sexy stripper. Charmy or Charmy Uncut. At least we didn't get a code. It's a picture of us sort of having a bit of a threesome. So thank you very much for that. Appreciate that. You put a lot of time and effort into that. And man, I get it. Good shit. So thank you. Michael. We have been invited to a wedding. To a wedding. Oh shit, baby. Goddamn, it's shit, mate, babe. It is Charlotte and Dakota's wedding. What's the date? That's too close. Friday the 8th of the 4th. So... Next year. Very much. April. Next year. Wow, that's cool. All right, we'll fucking see if we can come. Pretty sure I'm not busy that day. Two girls. Where is it? Yeah, two girls. W-A. Fuck. So far. Maybe we'll incorporate some sort of road trip in it. Depends what we're doing that time of year next year. But fuck, thank you for the invite. And if we can, we will go. And that goes for all of you cunts. Podcast tour. Podcast tour. We go on the road. Question drives. Matt's the cook. So many weddings. It's exciting. So we're MCs at a wedding. Yeah, we get to be MCs for one of our fucking mates from bloody high school soon. Marty's got a woman coming up. A woman coming up. Mono got a woman coming up. Fucking. Women coming out all over the place. Coming out of the bushes. Coming down out of the sky, man. All right, that was very good. It was a very good day. Everyone. Everyone. You saw it. We're the best. We just did it. We gave you an example of best behavior. Like the video. Comment something. And don't forget to show everyone because that's how we grow, baby. Thank you so much. Coming on questions. You've done fucking hell of a job with that body, mate. We're the best. We're the best. We're the best. We're the best. We're the best. We're the best. We're the best. We're the best. We're the best!