 Honestly, it feels like we do this every single year. Michael Vitt comes on Madden. Everybody freaks out, because he all sees the best card in the game. And then honestly, he's just not that good. Now don't get me wrong. Every time Michael Vitt comes out, he's crazy good. But this year, it is legitimately different. He really was not that good. In Madden 18, 19, 20, 21, when he came out, it was in the end of the world. Especially these last two years where we already had Lamar Jackson with escape artist. A lot of people like right handed quarterbacks better. Michael Vick wasn't all the buzz. This year, it's so cracked and I'm not even joking. Let me tell you why. EA wanted this year to make a little bit less reliance on abilities. They didn't want abilities to be so OP. They made quarterbacks without escape artist insanely fast already. So when the absolute fastest card in the game, Michael Vick with 93 speed, 95 agility and 93 acceleration is the only quarterback in the game who can get escape artist. It is comical how fast he is. On top of that, we got dashing dead ice. We get perfect pass accuracy up to 40 yards on the run. Every throw we make with Michael Vick is pretty much on the run. So, and honestly, the only reason he's not so broken that they took the servers down, he does get tired pretty fast. So recuperation is actually really clutch. As far as quarterbacks going, honestly don't even expect him to fumble that much. Especially because we put the ability trust on him. He cannot fumble as a result of a tackle. You have to rush for more than one yard like five or six times. It's actually kind of hard to activate, especially when people just send like three QB spies on you. But I'm telling you, this is so busted. It does not matter how many QB spies they put on us. It's that crazy. Luna is joining us for today's video. My team is super random. It literally doesn't matter. Like, I don't know how to put it. Does not matter at all. It will be the Michael Vick show no matter what we do. And the beauty is house rules still exist when I'm recording this. I love doing gameplays with house rules. We get to play a bunch of different people. We can see a bunch of different defenses. And yeah, Michael Vick's just gonna go off. Also a huge thank you to Vessie for sponsoring today's video. Work with Vessie a ton. They make incredible shoes. I've always worn the Vessie every day and weekend sneakers. They're stylish. They look good. They have awesome color ways. And they're weatherproof, which is what's crazy. Like hail, sleet, snow, mud, beach, whatever. Your feet stay dry. And even better, they just dropped a brand new shoe. I've got it with me right now. It's the everyday move. It's got that same awesome tech as the rest of Vessie's shoes, which is weatherproof. 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I guess first game where hopefully I'll get to actually use Michael Vick. I'm starting out on defense. Oh, I still sacked him. Wow, that was a, that was impressive. Josh Allen looking like Michael Vick back there. Maybe I need to do Josh Allen video. B could be open in the back, but he's not. Because, who's Colin's brother? I have no idea who, oh, I'm the one now because he heard of honor. This is gonna be so sketchy. Will I run out of the back of my own end zone if I do this? Holy shit, that was so scary. Oh no, dude, I could have stepped out. All right, that was the sketchy shit ever, but I'm really only willing to do that with Michael Vick. He's gonna try and use a rush. It's not gonna work. And you know what? RB's open over the top, baby, holy shit. That was such a soft touch. Throw, oh no, he didn't throw, oh, he's getting to that. Shit. I thought that was made coverage. I thought Ryan Harris was gonna just keep going, but you know what? Michael Vick has a tackle. Um, A maybe? Oh, I was just behind that. Oh shit, if he gets this two-point, it's game. Inside zone maybe? Gotta get there, baby. Gotta get the, oh, he's playing extra, but we got him. Let's go. Game ain't over. First or 15 wins, so if he had gotten that, it would have been real bad. We can still win it right here. We marched down in score. He moved Edwards up, so you know what? Sammy Watkins. So you know what? Sammy Watkins! Go, go! Sammy Watkins, so how are you that slow? Are you kidding? You're Sammy Watkins, bro. A, easy. Kelsey's got it. I need the two-point here. Oh, let's run read options. Let's run read options, just keep it. Right, I probably fucking, I hate myself. I'm going straight for the QB. Snap that shit. Yup. Get through the middle. Yup! Oh, oh, oh, oh. Almost got the seg, but you know what? There was nothing open. He could playmaker X. He's just about to throw. I don't actually know what happened, but he missed it. Now let's go win, baby. Does he QB spy? No. Well, then that's free yards, baby. It's literally free real estate. Why might have been open? Honestly, it doesn't even matter that he's QB spies. Oh! Oh! I just dropped everybody! Go, Vic! Go, Vic! Dude, the first stop and goal is the one you might not have seen there. We might have to run that one back. A little action replay for the boys. Oh, darn it. He's gassed, bro. Yeah, see what I mean? That's like, he's kryptonite, is he gets really tight. Let's see if he actually gets to this. I highly doubt it. Yeah, it's so good. Oh no, but I'm gonna be on the one. The QB spy finally got me. There's a clutch stop. Clutch stop by him, but we just gotta stop one more time. Also, if we get an interception, it's game over. I'm gonna guess the, yup, yup, yup! His snap count is just so obvious. I know exactly where he's gonna snap. He's gonna throw B. Oh! We're gonna get the same thing! That's 15! God! Wow, Papa Meeks. It almost looks like it's a totally different day. And you're literally recording the same video. Yes. In the middle of me recording that last video, EA just took the servers down for like two hours. They just decided to patch Madden in the middle of the day. Problem! They took house drills out. And I can't play head to head seasons because that's my Wheel of Mud account. So, I hopped on Moshe Moshe Man. I've been on Moshe Moshe Man so long. I've been on X-Sex Hatter 69. This is better because this team is dog shit. Like it's so mediocre. 78 overall, I have like base elites and golds at every position. It's kind of like a really balanced Wheel of Mud team. It's perfect because this Michael Vick is so cracked that he actually can carry a team all by himself. My defense, as you can see, sucks. It's like a bunch of 78 overalls and then Bronzy tackles. I've got Michael Vick as my only really good player, really the only X-Factor. And I think we're still gonna go absolutely ballistic. That's the top three. Yes, I have an 80 overall in my top three. He's got 91, 93, 90. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Ooh, this could be the run though. This could be the run. He wants that first down. Yup, yup, yup! Let's go! Fourth and one! Fourth and one! He is gonna throw! He's gonna throw over the middle! Whoa, how was I not there? I totally thought I was gonna be there. I moved so much slower than I expected to. Oh, I guess this is not Devon White in the middle of the field here anymore, huh? Another run. Ooh, good grab. Another run, we're there? No! How was I not there? Yup, yup, we're here, we're here, we're here! Let's go! Do it again! Run it again! Oh, it's a pass, baby. It's a pass! Ooh, and he just barely gets the touchdown. All right, I respect it. I had a few chances to get that ball back, didn't get it. Let's just start calling plays, baby. I got base elite TJ Hawkins socks out here, and I have a really fast Michael Vick. Oh, I really could've thrown that. I could've thrown that to Y, I think that was open. What the fuck is this route? Why can't I streak Hawkinson? Are you kidding me? What the fuck is that? Why does he run a wheel now? Fourth and 13! Marquis Brown! I'm fourth and 13, let's go! That was big. So sketchy, he's so open! I forward, do I not know how to fucking die for? Weird anymore? I could've swore you just hold X. Now you'll die. Oh my god, now you'll die? That was not Vick's fault at all. That should've made a passing touchdown. That was such a sick play. I'm so pissed off right now. Get down! What? That's my safety! That was my safety. What the fuck just happened? That was a bizarre, bizarre path. He just took fourth and seven from his own four, and he goes for it. Respect that. That is a true Madden player right there, baby. Ha ha ha! Yeah! There's my touchdown. I'm doing a fake PAT rollout pass. I'm pretty sure Michael Vick throws this. Is that, no, that guy looks a little too white. It's Ryan Tannehill. But you know what? He's open, we're gonna stop him going because he's mad bad! And we're not gonna get that. Nobody in my team knows how to dive. Oh my god. I swear to God, they just want people to win sometimes. Pick a guy to win and then they just hand it to him. What is that? Oh, he played that. Oh, why? Why'd you drop it? What the fuck? That was just passing interference. This team is so sorry right now. No doubt in my mind that Vick is really good, but I think even Vick has a limit here. I just got to throw lasers, baby. And Vick can do that. Marquis Brown! Let's go! We're marching, baby. 4 for 9, 121, 200. Ooh. He will stat line for my boy. I feel bad about that, honestly. B might have been open, but I think he just made a mistake. This is the first time in the whole game he's not had a QB spy. And we got Mad Yard's offense, so I don't think he'll make that mistake again. I take it all back. He will make that mistake back to back. Now he's going to be so worried about the QB spy that I don't think he'll guard A. I think he's going to forget. No, he's just going to knock QB spy again. I'm going to get around that. Ah! No bubbles, man. Good work. Second and sixth. I'm literally just running this one play. Oh, why? He's so open. Marquis Brown in no man's land gets a spin. Oh, let's go. Oh, let's go, Vick. Let's go. Oh, I did get a yard. It's now fourth and one. I think we just hand this off right up the middle. We just give this a cream hunt and let him go, baby. Fourth and two. It's a short two and he's through. Let's go. That was huge because we have to score here. Go. Go, Vick. Let's go. Too easy. That one was just too easy. A second on the clock is actually nice. It's going to save us a little bit of this clock time. I'm going for two. And I should probably be able to hit random march. I just don't know if he can get off that block or if he can get off that press. Oh, I got in. I had to have. Let's go. Michael, Vick, finally taking over in the third quarter. That was huge. Why are Lyman blocking four of my dudes and Dawkins can't get off a block? That was smart. That was smart. You got to shoot the clock here. You better hope you can get in the end zone, sir. You can't get in the end zone. It won't matter. Yup. Big tackle. Wow. My defense is just too atrocious right now. Oh, holy shit. Not a man out there to stop me. And I should have made an actual juke. I just thought he'd switch off. This is activated. Let's go. Oh, wow. I tried to do too much. I thought I might have stayed on my feet there. Wait a second. I just got tackled for a loss. I'm so disappointed in myself. I just had two seconds. All right, we're going to leave Hawkinson in the middle of the field here so that we can playmaker him. Yes. What a play. Let's go. It's too bad. That's not there. Well, maybe because that's a touchdown if it is. Creamhunt out of the backfield. Easy. Let's get out of bounds, buddy. Hawkinson should be open. He is for the laser maybe. No. He toe dragged and caught that. Damn. I totally thought we had that angle. I had so much fun with Vick, but that's a tough fell. It's a little harder when your team is 78 overall in the whole line, but I shouldn't need a crutch. I should have been able to play well with Michael Vick without a good team. 11 for 56. Five yards per carry. I just hate that he had that fumble on the goal line. That's random. Marshall should have been in. All right. I will take mile A boys. Great time. As soon as there's an affordable escape artist QB, get one and try it out. It's insane. This is a blast. I'll see you boys in the next video. Peace.