 In case you were wondering how the ha ha you want to improve society yet you participated in one brand of conservative logic is doing, they're mad at Greta for writing a book while being a climate activist. Oh, let me guess before we even see it is it because she killed a tree to write this book? Is that what it is? Oh god. Does anyone want to take a guess of a dumb they're gonna say? Oh this scared me for a second. It's from Bill McKibbin. He said I read it and it's awful like I thought it just said awful but it's an awfully good book. Okay good job Bill. Read my climate manifesto printed on dead trees today. Got her. How many I knew that this is what they're gonna say. How many trees were cut down to print that rubbish? Did you did you drive a car to the printing company breaking 20 year old high school dropout puts to get a scrapbook? Climate doomsday cold. Motherf***er you're in the doomsday cold if you're denying climate change. You're the ones who are in the cold who are trying to get us all f***ing killed. The audacity of these people. Quartering. I'm doing my part to save the environment by not purchasing this book which requires the murder of precious trees to exist. They're so f***ing corny like all I had to do was concoct the most boring lazy attack that I thought they might lob at her and sure enough that's what they're doing. That's exactly what the f*** they're doing. This stinky motherf***er. I'm doing my part to save the environment by not purchasing this book. Don't pretend like you read the quartering. Don't pretend like you know how to read okay. God. Climate change champion uses a rainforest to print a book about saving the planet. We had to deforest the entire rainforest. The Amazon rainforest. Just to print this book but it was worth it though. Worth it. How many trees are cut to make paper for this book and you claim that's an environmental activist? On average one tree will be cut for every 500 pages printed. I cannot. Hope no trees were cut down. Folks. I cannot unoriginal and lazy they are. Jesus. They've been using this same line of attack for decades now. Do you remember when an inconvenient truth came out and there's like this huge scandal scandal about Al Gore and how you know he's not living up to the stand the standards that he espouses. He drives a car. Okay. Like we're not talking about individual actions here. We're talking about systemic changes that are needed to combat anthropogenic climate change. Just 100 corporations are responsible for 71% of global greenhouse gas emissions. So riding your fucking bike to work over a car sure that's great but it's not going to make a difference in the grand scheme of things. That's not to say that like we shouldn't individually do things to mitigate our climate our climate footprints or carbon footprints I should say. Like sure let's try to eat less meat. Let's try to take public transit. Yeah that's great but at the end of the day even if 100% of us put in this effort the planet would still not be saved because again these corporations are the ones who emit the lion's share of greenhouse gas emissions so unless we get governments to get them to stop what we do makes no difference whatsoever. Dumburg has a new paper book. Guess trees don't matter. I mean what can trees do for the environment? Okay here's here's somebody who's happy. Great source of toilet paper. Who's gonna read an inch thick of utter BS written by some leftist ghost writer? I dare you to use this Elvis as toilet paper. I dare you. That will destroy your anus. I'll just leave this here because isn't it obvious? I mean the hypocrisy. She's holding a book and she claims to care about the environment. I love it. Millions of trees were cut so that this book could be published even the ink could possibly be petroleum based. Remember when somebody called into David Pakman's show and they called me a climate hypocrite because there's petroleum used in the ink that went into my tattoos? The humanist report. Do you know how much petroleum goes into the tattoos that he has? That can't be real. Oh my god. How many trees? They're all going to ask the same question. How many trees were cut down? You cut down trees for that? Surely you may make a digital copy only if you cared that much about climate. Cut down trees to buy my book The F***ing Irony. I'm sure that there is a digital copy. Chop down the tree. Oh okay this is the amazing atheist. Chop down tree to make book. Though therefore hypocrisy. Okay he's meaning him. Grifting environmentalist. Prince book unnecessarily. Uh how many trees? Let me just you know what? Let me scroll down as far as I can. As far as I can. So that way it loads a bunch of tweets. And then what I'm going to do is go up into the control F for trees. Cut down more trees. Come on. Oh is it not going to do it? Come on. You stupid. God damn it. Twitter is f***ing broken. F*** you Elon Musk. Trying to control F. It won't let me move to another tweet. Okay well Elon broke Twitter so I can't do that. Thanks Ellen for breaking Twitter you dipshit. Okay. How many trees Greta? Climb in my issue puppet. Talk about a waste of paper LOL. I have such great respect for- Oh no this is- That's somebody like- Little pre-emptive there on my part. Hope no trees were cut down and make these papers that published that book. I'm sure our Goonry will make this book a bestseller like they do with all the president books. It's how the damn money laundering system works. Couldn't make it online only I suppose. To save the planet or at least or at the very least printed on airline tickets of yours. You ride planes. Hypocrite. Hypocrite. What's that? Did I hear a fart? That's methane Greta. You're farting therefore you're contributing to greenhouse gases. Hypocrite. Don't you know that in order to be perfectly perfectly pure when it comes to the climate you have to hold in all of your farts. Climate book by cutting down trees. Face palm emoji. Face palm emoji. Expensive bog roll. What? Stop anti-white racism. Okay so I'm assuming that this person is not a fan of Greta but what is an expensive bog- Oh expensive bong roll. Aren't you against that too? Conservatives. Puritanical little motherfuckers. Cash out season. I mean a lot of these are borderline incoherent. Oh we got another one. How many trees were cut down to make your books? A PDF would be nice. What a waste of paper. From cranberry pointy toes. Kazi 54. Wow great thick book will come in handy when you deranged liberals do away with electricity and gas. Got him Steve 613. So many trees died for your book. I swear to god. An uneducated girl who refuses to go to school wrote a science book. We live in interesting times. I for when I'm smart and understand the science and the science determines that climate change is not real. Idiot you should have learned that. You'd learn that if you went to school. Oh this person's trying to ratio her. Climate hoax. Ratio much. Hashtag climate hoax. Well Fletch you're getting there. Let's see she has a total of 138,000 likes and you have two. So it's possible that you could ratio her. So it's you know as long as you you believe that it's possible then I'm glad. How many trees cut to make paper for this? God it's just it's so much and the grift has arrived. Trees eat CO2. Lumber is harvested solely using extreme fossil fuel usage. Paper made from wood. Books made from paper. Book is delivered via fossil fuels. Selling books is capitalism. Good for her to take the idiot money. God they're just they're owning her so hard. You didn't even write it babe. God so they either are doing the whole how many trees or sweetie you're just not educated. You're too young. Come back to us when you grow up and have a degree in climate science. Otherwise sit down. So they're like going for overly pretentious condescending or just pasting dipshits. God damn. God damn. Jordan Peterson decided to attack Greta Thunberg over this book. Let me find that. I want to see that. I love how preacher reptilian is in my searches and that's like my one search. Two hours later. Holy shit. He tweets a lot. We've seen like. Let me see. God what the f***. There's one two three four six seven eight eight tweets within 16 minutes. Like we're averaging one tweet every two minutes. Jesus Christ. Oh my god. He tweets so much. Am I ever going to find the Greta tweet? Three hours later. Imagine if he tweeted this yesterday. It's going to take us all night to get to his tweet about Greta. One eternity later. Oh here we finally f***ing found it from yesterday. It took us like 10 minutes to find it and we found it. Holy shit. Okay. I forgot what the f*** we've been talking about. So we thought he was going to ask about trees. So here it is. What's the carbon footprint of the book, dearie? Or is what you're doing so important that such niceties simply don't apply? Okay. Well he to his credit he didn't bring up trees but just mentioning the carbon footprint I think it's kind of like in the same spirit but to be fair I guessed wrong. So um holy s*** I'm sounding like Louis Armstrong. I'm gonna end up giving myself like a sore throat by talking like that. This is the culmination of his career. Let's watch it. Thanks Balthazar by the way for the $5 tip. I really appreciate that. Is this the rats are all like this? The rat goes like this. So the rat's like this. The normal rat is like this. That's the normal rat. Like this. Like this. It sniffs. It's like this for quite a while. He's like this. And then maybe he sniffs. You are now a normal rat. How have I not seen that yet? Up yours. Son of b***h. I dreamed I saw my maternal grandmother. She was stroking herself. I let her have her way. The genital agent was exposed. I let her have her way.