 Yes, let's keep it tight That's how every Pilates class starts this Pilates Bob tightening your body was that yoga my name is Jimmy His name is Jake and this is the weekly dumb Jake. How dumb are you? Oh, yes dumb enough. You were just talking about the new Beatles Doc huge. Oh, we love it. I haven't watched you yet I did watch yesterday good movie that came out good movie that they ruined good concept that they ruined is the Generical consensus about that movie. It was fine. It was delightful, but just two years behind the time in my dumbness How dumb are you dumb example not dumb enough to wait in a 15 car line at the Dunkin Donuts drive-thru this morning Did you count? Yeah, okay I don't think he counted. Yeah, and that was a lie. Let's get into the sports Jim big news in the sport world urban Meyer not a real name and we ignore that quick enough Jim he is out in J.ville your Jacksonville and Jim the headline that we care about sure There's tickling butts. We always care about that. He kicked his kicker. Yes. Yeah, the direct quote the kicker came out And said he said I poured it hey dipshit make your fucking kicks and kicked me in the leg half fair Yeah, the first part don't kick people. I like that the kicker said it was a five out of ten It's like listen. They didn't hurt me, but it was like a little too hard his quotes are very fair Yeah, it kick was a five out of ten. Yeah make your fucking kicks Yeah, but what I liked is when the the kicker responded and said don't ever fucking kick me And Meyer responded i'm the head ball coach and I just love when football coaches call themselves ball coaches Because I don't do that. Yeah, if you say ball to me first I think basketball then I would think baseball But like just calling football ball I think it's a northeast thing it doesn't compute where I already used his foot the head ball coach That's such a southern. I'm a head ball coach fired. That's how he thinks of himself. He walks around. I'm a head ball coach Can't say that anymore Jim in almost a breakdown. This is a big one. We've been waiting to break this one for a while Aggressive deer keeps attacking this Rudolph decoration We edited this headline No That's real that's real. Okay There's a video of it and I just feel bad that Rudolph after the song and everything still getting shit on This is a classic Like doorbell ditch situation with little kids because the one deer is attacking him and there's two Three deer in the background like come on dude like we're over it Like just let the deer be or they're and they all run away together I don't know if you saw the video it tries to sneak up on the left right and get super smooked smooked smoked smoked smoked smoked and then Get scared and then goes around the other side and then full on attacks it Yeah, I do think this is proof that the red nose does kind of make a difference I tried to tell the story of Rudolph uh to my dog noodle. He got a Rudolph in a bark box I didn't do a great job. I got a little lost. It was picked on because it was different I mean, I got that part but dude the deer pecking order and stuff and santa was flying blind for a long time How many deer are there eight nine? Well, Rudolph's the ninth Rudolph's the ninth So there's been eight deer that they fly and we know their names Yes, but there's a bunch of young deer and none of them like all of those got switched out a lot It's just you know, we don't know that though. We never heard that when Rudolph got yeah When Rudolph got put in those were the eight in rotation. That's what I'm saying like I just don't know more about the historic deer I don't we don't know the Babe Ruth of deer Well, it blows my mind that santa was flying in the dark and all of a sudden he was like, hey, a light would work Yeah, I want to get that red nose deer that part of the story. I crushed You got the history of the deer when noodles you just sing the song I was gonna tell the story about our friend Justin D Who was trimming his pubes with scissors and got a little spooked cut his dick right off Yeah, and if he had manscaped none of that would happen Justin D would be still just a dude with a dick normal dick normal dick not re-sewn on kind of like Frank and dick. So welcome to the weekly dumb this episode is brought to you by manscape go hit yourself manscaped Jake can you tell us about mayonnaise Jim been waiting for this actually we've told you about mayonnaise and football on this show Zach probably doesn't remember hack kid was eating a bunch of mayo at the Clemson game I remembered that I didn't look it up before we did this. There is a mayo Bowl game this year and it's duke's mayo. It's the duke's mayo bowl They had like an opener game and both coaches have agreed for a 10k donation to a charity of their choice to get a mayo bath After the game instead of a guy to ride bath I'm interested in the dynamics of the porridge of a giant thing of mayo Sometimes my collars messed up on the show and you guys don't tell me so I went to check it And then I got stuck because how are you gonna pour mayo? I think it's gonna be very slow and awkward I think they're gonna be waiting there and the mayo is just gonna like Like be like, you know, just slow sludge. I'm assuming we're going gatorade container of mayo Which that should be enough mayo to get there's gonna be a moment where force takes over But for a while, it's not gonna just tip Is what I'm saying it's gonna be heavy what I'm thinking is you're gonna need a bottle and squeezes them sexual like That would be cool though If every player had a squeezy bottle and they just stood there with their mouth open like a kind of a kissing booth, but A kind of a kissing booth. Yeah, good luck enough sports enough sports enough with uh hack enough with uh A friendly fouled mouth crow befriended entire organ elementary school before state police are called in Enough with the something bring the hook right back. I don't know the word enough with the something bring the hook right back I bet you y'all can make you say shabubu la boofy. What the hell that being? I don't know Jim tell him about the foul mouth crow that won the war The crow is nice. It's a sweet crow. I'm not a bird guy. Well sky garbage, you know all that gross Diseases especially a crow, but the crow went into elementary school talks to him It says what's up and just like we don't talk about how his first name is urban We don't talk about how birds can talk enough. You know, this is a big thing for me Uh, we all know a parrot that talks and we say, oh, that's hilarious that parrot talks. What? Yeah I'm fine only animal says here. It knows how to say I'm fine Zach's saying that's the end of the story But this one we got it more to go because this is the funny part Zach listen up Once in your life they the bird was in the school and it wasn't doing anything wrong But they were like we got a we got a wild creature in here was friends with all this They called up animal control to get the bird out of the school when animal control showed up They decided it was not in their jurisdiction to catch the crow. Yeah, they said, oh, not us So well, we got an animal here. We needed to control it and they were like, uh, That's not us. No, no, no. You guys had the wrong number. Do you think because they Who does animal control? The animal control from parks in Iraq. Yeah, I mean, that's the all-time animal Throw that bird and it's dead throw the clip and park truck. We throw the dead bird. All right, p We died the guy who's one of the riders. Oh, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. He's very funny person very funny Yeah Jerry dude, jerry blevin's really rode his horse right in to The office 13 year mlb career came while I was gone Dude, so funny comparing all of our bodies that work here to his six four and like lanky He looked like a different creature a couple good screenshots. He looked like mel Gibson after the stretcher and braveheart They like dorsalum is off. So I got that but you know, he just looks like he got stretched and rolled out over compared to me That was the weekly dumb This episode of the weekly dumb is brought to you by our favorite producers of ball trimmers Manscaped the global leaders and below the way screwing are leaving 2021 with new product Clean yourself into the new year with their ultra premium body wash Also special offer alert go to manscape.com slash dumb for 20 off plus free shipping That's 20 off with free shipping at manscape.com slash dumb. Happy new year to you and your balls And then there's another version where john lining just keeps going. We're going ham save it for the opener Ham says the stuff on it. We've been recording. I have stuff on it. Jake's got stuff on it. No swinger Whip cream. That's how he talks to the noodle. Come on. I got stuff on it It's dog abuse, Jake. It's my dog. I don't do that