 I like the count of one, two, and right, and right, and right. Always, always, because a nigga got a perm meat. If a nigga step up to me, he gon' get hit. Don't touch my shit. I got 15 on dick. Hit him in the chest and the neck. Are you ready? If they answer my permission, I give this shit to him because you know I'm on the mission, because niggas they be touching and grabbing and stealing. And they ain't with this shit because my name Calla Miller, if I'm gonna get out of line, I gotta put them back. Got a nine on the hip with a strap on my lap when I'm riding. Keep that bitch by my hand, because they don't understand what it's like to be a black man. I keep the window cracked because they really think I'm selling crack. Now let me bring it back and spit another fake because I'm overdoing it. I want the fuck. What the fuck, bruh? Yo, is that a phone? Y'all got plugs? Charge my phone. Appreciate it. Got no room, so I need some doofs, brother. Need a little belt of doof. Charge the nigga phone. Charge the nigga phone. You smoking in there, you poor? You calling out for the mother fucker in the 8-5 South? Cut this mac in your mouth. Just chillin' with Cree's son. I know this shit gonna be fun. Droppin' signs and the lyrics. That's right, mother fucker got the habit. What the hell, man? I need to type a phone. Somebody. What's this? It's a portable charger. Oh, it's it. Okay. Thank you. Well, you know it's not a total loss. I had time to roll some joints. Go out left. Play that beat, play that beat. Play that beat, play that beat. Let it go, let it go. On that shot town city. Because they know I'm gettin' good at it. Hangin' with the miller. Because I got over your thriller. Been to Chicago. They got some nice titties. We ain't gettin' no food. Put that on phone now. She a good girl, hold now. They don't play chess. Hey, Tam, you know how to play chess, too? You know how to play chess? No. Oh, shit. You know how to play chess, huh? Man, I love this shit. Man, I love this shit. You know how to play chess? No. I know about that. I know how to play. I know the night. I know all of that shit. Love this shit. Well, the king got one move. King? That's crazy. You got the bishop, got the L move. Bull, the pawns go to the left. You know how to fucking play. No. But I'm not good at it. I mean, just say that. But you know how to play. And that shit ain't fun when you get in your ass. All the direction. You know how to play. Take. Boom. Nothing like that. Nigga, you right. You suck. Oh, damn. I be goin' crazy on me. You got to play. Me, you stoop. Yeah, yeah, I want to play. That shit is a good grown man game. Because you know the white go first. White go first. I hate that room. That's bullshit. I know my knowledge. White man go first. White man always get go first. We're always on the defense. That chess is metaphor to our lives, bro. That shit is crazy. White man go first. The queen can go anywhere. Queen can go anywhere. Queen can go anywhere. Queen can go anywhere. Of course. A horse sad nigga look funny, but he deadly. You see me like, let me go. Let me go. Let me go. That's insane. Nigga's jumping the L. He kicked around the corner. That's my favorite piece. I ain't gonna give him a secret. I'm gonna give him a fuck. Wait, because he created how to play. He moved in the air shape if you look at it. He moved in the air shape, but that nigga cut you off. Oh, you just hit that cut. Hit the water. The best agency in the world. All right, thank you. I'll put this right here. Yeah, do your thing. Okay. We'll get peace sign. You guys know what time it is. Hey, boy. Damn. That's how we live. It's the most dangerous shit on the deck, man. That shit you get to be. Toss, man. Come on, man. No pool. Let me get a water bottle. Y'all get every piece of that, man. What y'all doing? Peace, man. Who y'all finna get it from? Get to keep picking this white ass cup? Right. Piece of hut. That nigga fucking break it up. That shit I bring to the chessboard. You can get slibbing ours. You get to bring the chessboard over there. Piece o' me dry shit, man. I fought with Domino's this year, man. He's a crispy ashen. Real talk. Am I trippin'? A crispy ashen. Don't the crispy ashen on the Domino? I ain't trippin'. Man, throw another thing across in there, too. The king. Do you know they go to France? Oh, come on, what about your finger? Why you going, that ain't shit. Shit, I can't do all that. That ain't shit, like a million bread. Up here. I need to wait for it. Man, they put some pizza on a million bread. This can go, huh? It's broken in here, I'm all ready. I can make that move. This, I just think this is clean. That's the queen. Yeah, I can go. Whatever. No, there's the king here, here. No, no, there's the queen around. Wait, this queen, this can't go anywhere. Yeah, but it's in the wrong spot. The king is in the wrong spot. Yeah, it should be right next to the king. You gotta be on the white, right now. Right there, okay, there's the rook, is this? No, Bishop. Right here, there's Bishop, there's Bishop. Right, right. This is the rook, the rook. Yeah, buddy go there, buddy go there. Yeah, he had a shit, he's a grown man guy right here. This is real shit. He's a grown man guy, you gotta know how to think. You gotta, okay, read shit, because you don't think, then you don't know how to fucking think. Then you can't put one, play one, then you go home, home, home, home, home, home. You're like, what the fuck wrong with this? I don't know. You're like, play jam, home, home, home, home, home. Man, ain't that a good thing, man? I don't know what it is. You're like, play jam, home, home, home, home, home, home. Too easy, though, man. Simple, simple, and then you just want to jump over it. You just want to jump over it. I don't know, I don't play jam. Just the third cross, like whatever you get, man. You gotta sit there for hours, though, man. I hate when a motherfucker beat me like consistently. Like, you just keep beating me like I can't. You got your own? Which one do you sleep? What beats man, Paul, man, state, he go there, and you, you know. You can move your, you know what I'm saying? Man, you know how to play, you just don't know how to defend yourself. Exactly. I can tell. I can see, you know every fucking thing. I want to remove, I studied, I said, let me at least read up on it. So I learned and I just don't know how to. You ready, see I learned in jail first. I learned the moves in jail and then got out and started playing. Oh, shit. So I knew every move. So I'll make a move and you make a move, ready? I'm gonna go for it. I'm gonna do my fucking shit. What's up? What's up? Hold on, hold on, what you talking about? Hold on, hold on. We're about to have a call. We got a little something over there. Wait, wait, put something to hold this shit, don't. Put that rug on the end. Yeah, there you go. Okay, yeah, okay. You know how to play too. Yeah, but I'm not good. What is this? Better than me. Because I, and then you got to think steps ahead of shit. I know. Woo, you got to make sure that move you just did. Okay. I don't have time for this shit. I'm playing sideways. Yeah, just see what's in. See, I'm pretending. Oh, no, which one? Both of you are white. Yeah, I'm just acting like you're thinking about it and then just leave it. Let's shut up. Fuck this game. No, no, man, I'm just gonna pretend. Exactly, like make one move and you got to start it. Then stall out like an hour. We'll do the podcast, then do that shit and let it go. Yeah, just act like you're thinking, and then we'll do one, and then we'll just get into the show. He ready? Oh, see? I'm telling you, man, this is shit, man. He already sees my shit. Okay, okay, okay. I'm gonna do this one move and we're gonna get into the show because I'm gonna whip your ass. One move? One move. What you got, one move? Sometimes it's one move, checkmate. One move, that's all I need. Set up shop. That ain't gonna be able to go nowhere. By y'all doing that, I'll just get to some side notes. Go ahead. Side note, we just crossed 20,000 subscribers on the app. Another side note, another side note. We did just get approved for the Google Play Store, so we ended up, I got some more side notes. Shout out to the Hawks, we got Merch Collab dropping real soon. What else? Am I leaving anything out? I was gonna make a win. Am I leaving something out? Uh-uh, I just got drafted. It's a church leave. Uh-uh. My cuds and my cuds are down. You're now for auto parts, fam. It's a flag. It's sponsored by Bojangles. It's sponsored by Bojangles and T.D.J. It's black history money. And then I end up, black Hebrew. You a Hebrew? Yeah. I don't want to say that. It's all good. When the white people pulled up over here, it was some niggas out right over here. Over here, man. I'm with them. They can't, they can't, they call the natives. I'm with the old man. My auntie, them? You an old man? We was on Melkin. Oh, shit, yo, man. Shit, man, man. He an old man. You an old man? You a old man? And with the big noses, man. They took it back, man. The old man, son. They had the big noses like that there, they threw statues like that. They brought them, they looked like, uh... We was here first, like... They looked like boys with... They never knows. They never did. Man. So we're gonna be real black this episode. We're gonna be extra black. I'm talking about... This how black I want this episode to be. We're talking about Buddha. Buddha. With the twist. Buddha is black in Japan with twists. Yes. For real. We're trying to say this in snails. What? Bantu knives. With the gods, the blue, it means it's black. They just painted it blue, but they so dark, they blue. But they're all black. The Indian gods are black. Vishnu, all that shit. Gilgamesh? I'm not Gilgamesh, man. This is real shit. Gilgamesh. Yes, sir. Black. You know who else? It's in my jeans. It's in my ass. You know what time it is. This is black history. This is black history, man. I know they took you in with over all. Listen, I can't wait till this vibe and shit come, get the fuck on so I can really go touch my people. Where you going? I'm going down to Jamaica. For real? Yeah, yeah. Never been. King's got it. I've never been. Claren, then. You Jamaican? Claren, it's through my blood. We got the same bloodline. Bless up, bless up. Yes, sir. It's a nigga down there. Look, just like me. Of course. We lookin' at each other like. Run fast as shit. Boy, you look just like me, man. I'm saying, you are. I'm saying, yes. I'm gonna bump my clout of beans on rice. Bump my clout of beans. Bump my clout of beans. Uh-huh. I ain't milked. Slice a trot. Nigga's goat. That's my nigga. You got a little Jamaicans, though, bro. You remember when them niggas came up in Ox House? On ballot. Oh, you were with me? First thing that nigga said, who on test, man? Come on. I done murdered them all. You didn't see shot? Shot away, you son of a bitch. Nigga shot a nigga in the ear. Whoa, man. Nigga went cray. Do this. Do this. Do this. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. He saw the nigga. He went cray. He said, you take my girl. You take my life. What do I want now? I want your sword. Yeah. I meant what? Your sword. That nigga was hurt. I think we're in the water. I think we're in the water. When he shot the girl with a white beard, he said, you're my fuck up, Mr. Anderson. You done fuck up. Weird, witch, weird, you done fuck up. He said, weird, weird, weird, weird, weird, he said no. So you're the new king of Miami. Ah, boy. All right, just go fuck him up. I know a lot of people watch this movie where they probably didn't catch this paw. When that nigga was sitting down and he was eating, he stood up to do that paw. And when he did the clap, did you ever notice the nigga's six finger hanging up? No. The nigga got a nigga, you know, when the nigga grabbed him by the throat and the nigga threw his hand up, the nigga got six fingers on each hand. What the fuck? Somebody put it up right now. The nigga got six fingers. Six fingers? You watch? Shot this. I see this shit. Got six fingers? That nigga got six fingers so that on both hands, do that entire movie. You never not willing to hear. What about the other dude? When they came in, somebody was trying to get through. The dude, the little police dude said, Hextar shot? Yeah, Hextar shot. Fuck. Who you kidding? He's like, next time I take you, me on your ass. Yeah. Next time I take you. Fuck, man. I'll take my team. When that nigga said, Shot the dog to the chair. When that nigga said, Dick wasn't left to watch the movie. Y'all got the best scenes, but the coldest shit, that's not it. No, the go to shot us. It's the rest of our scene. I ain't got six fingers. You don't pull up a nigga that like this. When the nigga got through. What did he say? That's the nigga's name. Don't kill me. Man, I'm not killing you. Man, I'm not gonna kill you. Max, don't even do it. Don't even do it. Don't even do it. Max was crazy. Remember what he did? He ain't gonna do the numbness shit. You never know. Then he came back and do a what? I ain't never seen it. But I saw it a bunch of times and I stopped. Shot that. Okay, I got another Jamaican movie for you. I don't know if you ever seen it. You got six breaks, then come back. You remember when that shit first came out and wasn't even finished? Yeah. Because it was bootleg. Yeah. That shit turned into a DJ Khaled video at the end. They had one scene that told you what was supposed to happen. Yeah. The first bootleg. On the first bootleg, Y Club killed everybody and took over at the end. I knew you had DJ Khaled there. Have you ever seen this movie called Rockers? Rockers. It's an old Jamaican movie. I got to watch it. It's dope as fuck. Check it out. Okay. But it's time to do this. Welcome back to the 85th sound show, man. The ass bitch. Ass. Strike that booty ass. Look. Bruh. Somebody be too mad. Big shit in here today, man. We have a comedic titan in here with us today. If you have been on earth and you like stand-up comedy, you have probably ran into this man on something. This month's fucking problem was on Star Search. Come on, man. He done been on all this shit. They done been comedians. They done been to Africa. 27 million dollars in white people. We stand-up comedians. Come on. And I know that everybody sitting here has been a fan, knows what this man means to the comedy game. This month's fucking does. Original jokes, impressions, fucking topical humor, political humor. This man is what I would call a fucking specialist when it comes to this shit right here. A comedic sniper. Man, a master of the crap. Right. Shit, none other than. Who? God for it. I appreciate it. A comedic titan, y'all. A comedic titan, bruh. But you like do your shit, bruh. I believe in originality. I always was that dude. Like originality coming out of Chicago and coming under Bernie Mac and bringing Corey Holt come into the game. That's what I did. I brought him to amateur night. I forced him. I forced Corey Holt. He didn't want to do this shit. Nah, he wanted to. He was like, yeah, because he was a ball player. Corey was a man. 50-inch vertical. Corey was playing ball with my brother. And then one day I was coming from amateur night. You know, Damon Williams. Yeah, most definitely. Damon was hosting amateur night. His cousin, George Wilborn, was a house emcee. So I was like, yo, damn, I got my man. Because I had known Corey since I was 15. I played baseball. He played football, basketball. So I was like, yo, Corey, let's check it out, man. You need to come with me next month, next week, Wednesday night. You know, Corey was like, man, I've been wanting to do this shit. Man, he ain't going to that pussy shit. Yeah, pussy, pussy, shit. But he came. And from there, it was over. I was like, you know what I'm saying? So coming under that. And I got to give credit to another big brother of mine, Evan Lionel. I don't know if you all know Evan Lionel. It's Los Angeles. He was starting comedy in Chicago before everybody. He literally saved Bernie Mac from ruining his life. Yeah, from killing the dude. Exactly. Evan Lionel was my big brother who pulled. He's the first motherfucker to pull money in my pocket. First time I ever performed for the armed forces was Evan Lionel. So he's the reason why Bernie Mac got to where he got to. Evan Lionel, make sure you got out of Evan Lionel. George Wilborn, when we was doing that, he sighed. George Wilborn, another big brother who got me to the game too. So, you know. The stress relieves. The stress motherfucking reliever. He taught me how to MC shows, boy. Real smooth. Yeah, these dudes are my, these are my brothers. Kenny Howell, another big house. Come on, naturally. Kenny Howell is my big brother. That's how I started with them. We was under them, watching them. And yeah, and that's how, from all jokes aside, that's how I met DL, Mark Curry, and Ricky Smiley. I know who's that Smiley. Smiley, all these cats. So we was coming up, Pierre Edwards. Yeah, Pierre Edwards, I'm about to do his podcast. I don't have panic room. Pierre Edwards, like, I know you a long time. You're like, yeah, yeah, I know you. Pierre Edwards always show me, he showed me mom. Pierre always show me. He looked like, he got me like, she's like, I don't know. You ain't going to call me back. You ain't going to call me back. And he going to cheer me to just my, just my, yo. So these are all my dudes, man. Mike Bonner, all these cats. Send out Mike Bonner. Detroit. Yeah, out of Detroit, man. So all those dudes, what's Spanky. All them dudes, like, we all came up, you know, even if you go in the whiteboard, Bill Burr. That was my dudes, Patrice O'Neill. When I moved to New York. In like, 97, 98, I moved to New York. And I saw all of them. Tracy Morgan, when he was fat. That's what Tracy, everybody, everybody from Def Jam. I was like, yo, I'm from Chicago. Like, yo, all these motherfuckers. Bill Bellamy out of Jersey. I don't know if you guys saw the 25th anniversary of Def Jam and show Underwood from Chicago. Show Underwood went on stage and said, y'all remember Peppermint Lounge? I was like, I did it 10 times. It was a balsamut. Nick, yo, I'm sorry. Peppermint Lounge was so fucked up. That room was 500 motherfuckers. And the Knicks were there, always Knicks were there. Anthony Mason, they be heckling you. The Tretch, it'd be naughty by nature. Queens, you all up. And the Knicks is a flavor unit. Flavor unit's there. And then you tell them. It's high on his motherfuckers. And Bill Bellamy on stage. So, you know, he's MTV, everybody loves Bill. With the smooth girl. Oh, man, Bill Bellamy. And if you bomb, the Knicks are just shitting on you while you get on stage. He goes, yo, what the fuck was that? Look at this nigga out of my room. Yo, where the fuck, where the shit he going? Take the 95 North. That was the shit. And that shit is where I met everybody, man. Tracy Morgan, like all the time. I never did Def Jam, though. Just to let y'all know. Never got chosen for Def Jam. Bob never picked me. No, no, no, no, I ain't shitting on you, Bob. But you never picked me for that shit. You never did, motherfucker. I'm not shitting on Bob, but I'm shitting on you. But that's my man. But fuck you. I would love to hear Bob say that. Let me tell you why. I never put God for you. On Def Jam. And listen, listen, God for you. I was this close to putting you on there. I just knew, like if you would have had six more months. Yo, you was already a supernova. Yeah. And your comedy was so smart. And it was real nigger-ish, God for you. No, he said, I said, yo, Bob, because he made me audition. Okay, here's my. How many times? Man, I did all Tina Graham's rooms. You know, Tina Graham. Yeah, I did all. The Godmother kind of. So I came in, I'll do talents from in Queens. I did, man, probably deep, terminal, deep. It was just, it was nothing but pay-lay, pay-lay jackets and motherfucking Timberlands. And every show was like this, niggas was like this. It was like, yo, style, what the fuck? Who this corny ass nigga right here? And I'm coming in from Chicago. Because Kenny Howell had just done Def Jam. Yeah. And I don't know if you remember Kenny Howell's act. His last act, his last joke, he, I helped him with his last joke. He said, God, what, he goes, you know, I'll get it. Yo, what joke should I do? Then that last joke, I said, you should do that dancing uncle joke. That last, that your cleanest joke is your funniest shit. And that nigga killed it. Killed the room. Killed the room. Hip attack, that's the funniest shit. So he killed it. So now Kenny's giving Chicago, you know, a reputation. Everybody's like, we love Chicago motherfuckers. Then Adele Gibbons, who I used to open up for Adele. It's like my big sister, boom. Adele Gibbons came in. Remember we did the Tic-Tac Whale with Tic-Tac Boom. Chicago again. And Bernie Mac. I remember Bernie Mac announced he was doing Def Jam because I, when we were doing his, we did this place called the Cotton Club. So that was open mic night and Bernie had his band and shit and you do five minutes. Bernie's been like, he's like, you got five motherfucking minutes. Five minute motherfucking, you ain't on stage, the band gonna motherfucking play. I was the only motherfucking imitating Bernie. You know what I mean? And he's like, and we, and Bernie was there and then Bernie was like, I have announcement I'm about to do Def Comedy Jam, ba, ba, ba. He left and I hosted his shit for a whole summer. He let me host it. He took, he took me under his wing because he said, this is what I like about you. God, we a bus of time, you know? You know, fucking original shit, you know? You do all that smart shit, you know? You got pimps and hustlers and motherfuckers, still funny, you know? That's, that's Bernie. So I was doing, you know, the Cotton Club was, this is the 90s, right? So the Bulls are winning. So you got Jordan sitting there. You got Mod Rashad. You got Lisa Ray. She's from Chicago. Lisa Ray is from Chicago. You got Boom, got Common. You got, then you got Bishop Don Juan, Chicago. You got pimps, hustlers, the Bulls, Scotty Pippen, arguing with bitches. You think I'm bullshit? What? Scotty, Scotty, Scotty, Scotty, Scotty, Scotty, Scotty, Scotty. This is Chicago, man. And so this is. You gotta go crazy. Yeah. Scotty Boy, hey, man. I'm telling you, hey. Cedric, Cedric, Cedric, Cedric, Cedric, Cedric, Cedric, Cedric, Cedric, Cedric, Cedric, Cedric, Cedric, Cedric, Cedric, Tori Brothers, Joe, Guy, Tori Brothers. They all, this is all through the depth. Yeah, Nike apps was from Indianapolis. Coming through. He's from the net. So that's how I met Mike, doing the circuit in Chicago. Boom. So, man, once I got to New York, I went, I got, when I had to do that, that fucking Peppermint Lounge, Bill Bell, remember he brought me up. He said, this next dude coming up from Chicago, people went crazy. Hell yeah. They were like Chicago, Bernie, man. I was like, whew, shit. So I got in, knocked my shit out. They gave me props and from there I was rolling. You know what I'm saying? But I was the Chicago motherfucker. I brought work. I wore bullshit. I wore all Michael George shit. They hated it because we was playing the Knicks. So they was like, man, fuck Chicago, man. And I used to get on stage pissing people off first. That was my thing. I always liked to make people mad and then come back out of it. I was crazy. I would be like, yo, what's up from Chicago? So I'll let you know the bull's gonna fuck y'all asses up. I'm like, yo, man, son, get this nigga off the stage, man. I was like, I don't play motherfucker. Yeah, I was that guy. But I got my respect, man. It was cool because I got my respect. Came up with Deon Cole too, sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Deon Cole, man. Deon Cole, Sean, Deon Cole. And you know you got Lil' Rell's, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Lil' Rell from Chicago. We're not. Deon Cole. It was him. It was that video, the Hannibal Burst was like, yo, Cosby a rapist, you know? And that's when the floodgates open. Damn. And my burst job, you know, the Cosby documentary is out. The Cosby documentary is out right now. It's crying out. Let's talk about Cosby. Damn. Kamal Bell, if you know who Kamal Bell is, he from Chicago too. He just did, we shot this shit in 2020, March 2020. So people think it's recent. We shot it in 2020. My first gig was working on the Cosby show. I was audience coordinator for Cosby in 97. You know what I mean? I was the warm-up. I would bring out Dr. Cosby, Felicia Rashad. That was me. Not the old Cosby show. The other one was Duggy Dug. Yeah. The new one. I was there. I lived in Queens. And boom. That's when I was hanging around Mike Epps and all these other cats. And that's when, yeah, I was doing that shit. That's why I'm on that documentary. Because I worked for the motherfuckers. I ain't seen no rapes, you know? Saw women, ain't seen no rapes. There was pudding around. Yeah. There was pudding, but no one's done for them. No one's done for them. You know what I'm saying? But it was cool though. Cosby was cool, my fucker, man. Cosby was a cool, man. Cosby was a cool, my fucker. Cosby was a cool, my fucker. Yo, that's Bill Cosby, man. Like, I was around this motherfucker for six, so I said, that's Bill Cosby. You know what I'm saying? You're like, this motherfucker 1960, 1967. He was that famous since the 60s. He was the first African, since his black history month. First African-American on network television, I spy with Robert Colt. You know what I'm talking about? First animated series. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Found Albert. Then he had his own Cosby show in the 70s before the one in the 80s. Oh yeah, he was a gym teacher. Boom, had that. Oh yeah, he was, look it up. He was a gym teacher. He had his own Cosby show. Then he had another one, which was the one with Malcolm Jamal Warner Banks. And NBC was in third place when the Cosby show came out. Third place. Number one, as soon as Cosby hit, it went number one. Before Seinfeld, all that shit, it was the Cosby show. Yeah, so Cosby hit change, and then different world. Cosby literally changed television every year. He fucking revolutionized shit. For African-Americans especially, with our image and shit, you know what I'm saying? And then to see this shit, you're like, God damn. It all would be the greats. He'd be like, damn, that's bullshit. You're like R. Kelly. From Chicago. God damn. R. Kelly performed on open mics because R. Kelly used to be with this group called, it was PSP or something. It was P. My boy used to dance with him. And then, then he was with public announcement and Andre went to school with my brother. He used to sing back, right? You know, I don't see nothing wrong. I know Andre from that. Everybody's from Chicago. So R used to be there, R. Kelly would be there. You know what I'm saying? So yeah, that's Chicago for real. He ain't see a P on nobody. What you saying? No. What'd you just say? He ain't see a P on nobody. No, he ain't P on no more. It was too tight. The club was too small. Man, tell me what that scene was like when he was coming up in Chicago though. Cause everybody know, it's like, it seemed like. Yeah. Oh, D. Ray Davis. Yeah, it seemed like. Oh, D. Ray Davis. Yeah, everybody. Chicago. Chicago. Yeah, you don't really see a lot of bad comedians come from that motherfuckers. So I'm about that place. You're making it. You're making it. It's like, maybe the Chicago would be funny two weeks after they started the show. They come in funny. There's some cast that are still in Chicago. Tony Scofield. For real? There's some dope motherfuckers. Tony Scofield off the chain. Hell yeah. Me, some Tony Scofield. Leon Rogers. Leon Rogers off the chain. Leon, that's my brother, Leon Rogers. See, the thing about us is everybody was different, man. When I went to New York, and I love New York, cause New York was maybe the comedian I am, that's real shit, cause I've been in New York 20 years. So, but Chicago, we always took pride in being different, man. We didn't like copying each other. We were like, yo, if I had a Joe, yo, do you do this? Yeah, yeah. When I got to New York, motherfuckers were doing each other shit. Well, literally. It'd be 10 motherfuckers doing the same jokes. Hey, man, let me ask you this as a comedian. Yes, sir. What are some niggas that you started doing comedy with that just disappeared? Henry Spoon, his dude named Uptown, this girl named Tasha, she's gone, Flamin' Roll, Chicago. You know Flamin'? Yeah. Chicago, West Side. Straight up. She's alive, though. You know Flamin', the transgender? Yeah, yeah. Who did the Tiffany Haddish's first season? Chicago came up with us. Yeah. But I had never seen a transgender comedian back then. But Flamin' was around us. And Flamin' was like, you treated me like a regular comedian, man. I was like, yeah. I grew up on the north side of Chicago where we had gays and all that other shit. Boys, now. Boys, man. Nose, man. Right by the ring we feel. It's called Boys, now. Yeah, that's what they call it. Yeah. They trying to act like Atlanta, the Capitol. We all already had a hug. We had a hug. Like a hug. A hug. Don't go that level. Yeah, take your head down to Boyntown. What you know, Chicago's a gang-banging ass city. Facts. That's real. Facts. People in gangs and shit. My father taught some of them. My father was an educator for 45 years in Chicago. That's weird. Yeah. Let's go. Malcolm X College. Mother was a nurse for 37 years. And Malcolm X College? No. No. Good to know. You know. Oh, I was like Malcolm X College. My mother was a nurse popular, though. She delivered a lot of people's babies and shit. OB guiding nurse. My father was an educator. And motherfuckers knew my dad. You know, my parents came from Nigeria, and I was born in Nebraska. My father was in school. That ended straight to Chicago, where my brother was born there. My sister was born in Nigeria. So, you know, Nigerian family living in the most integrated area in Chicago, which all immigrants, all immigrants. All my friends were immigrants. Vietnamese, Japanese, Chinese, Ethiopian. We were all, all our parents spoke languages. Y'all got like a memo like this where everybody was going to. Yeah, yeah, yeah, everybody. Because, you know, once one immigrant gets in, they go, come, it's good. We kind of go, come on in, come on in. Once you open the door, it's like everybody, come on in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's how it was. So, you know, man, I had a, Chicago's, my father used to teach gang bangers in the jails and shit. My pops was doing that illiteracy programs and shit like that. Yeah. Wanted to help motherfuckers. Wanted to do it. He was a nurse. Yeah, still. But that was my dad, though. West side for 45 years on the west side of Chicago. The worst neighborhood in Chicago. Laundale. Appreciate pops. Yeah, appreciate it. What's up, it's Carlos Miller. This year, it's time to get off the couch and start back feeling magnificent. And Blue Chew can help with that. Guys, we know that confidence can take you far in life. And when you feel confident, you're at your best. 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Visit BlueChew.com for more details and important safety information. And we thank Blue Chew for sponsoring the podcast. Right. You know what I'm saying? In fact, he talked for 45 years. That's amazing. Talked for 45? That's why where all this shit comes from is my dad, man. That's shit. You know, your father's a disciplinarian. You gotta go to library every Sunday. You gotta bring a book. What? My father said, okay, you'll go to the library, bring back a book report. You have to. Put it on my desk or I will beat you. That's how it works. And we're like, let me get that. Let me go write about the man. It's real quick. This is real shit. This is what we would have written about the man. And my father's cool, but education was like, hey man. You ever performed in Nigeria? No, I almost did. What the fuck? Hold up! Perform in Nigeria. That's fucked up. The COVID. I know D-Ray has performed in Nigeria. Couple comedians. Do you know that they watched the hell at this show and they don't see this shit? You know that he's off. He was there. He was there. Me and Chico had a show on Nigeria Independence Day and they fucking adopted us. And they made us take a picture with the big ass Nigerian flasks. We in there. We in there. You in there yourself. Everybody's in Nigeria. Oh fuck yeah, you are. Even if I'm not, when I go to Nigeria, guess what I'm gonna be? Nigeria, motherfucker. And when I go to Ethiopia, I'm Ethiopian when I'm in Jamaica. I'm Jamaican. When I'm in the mother fucker, I'm also. I'm still a Jamaican Nigerian. Hell yeah. I'm gonna be wherever I'm at. Maldives. He's over the way. He can't be in Rome. He can't be in Europe. No, he'll be in Rome. Oh shit. Can't be in Rome. Shit. I'm gonna be in Rome. Original Romans, you know. You can't be in Rome. The real ones. Probably the real ones. The real ones. The real ones. You know. Uh oh. The one. All right. This is my favorite, please. I'm telling you. They're gonna be like this. I saw you in 85 Souths. That was good. That was a good episode. I saw the whole thing. They love us over there, man. I said I watched the whole thing. We poppin', we takin' over in Africa. Even the people who ain't watchin' it, they talkin' about this shit. He said he might leave it there, man. So that's pretty much it. Shut up to the whole Africa. Shut up to the whole Africa, man. The whole, that's why I said the whole Africa. Even the little island is off the coast. You know what the original name of Africa is. You better tell me if you know. Kebulon. What? Kebulon is the original name of Africa. It's named after a Roman emperor. Say it slow. The Africanus. It's Ikebulon. Kebulon. That's the original name of Africa. Ikebulon. Ikebulon. Ikebulon. That's the original name. So we need to stop callin' in Africa, then. Yeah. Ikebulon. Is that what y'all talkin' about? Yeah. I'll say Africa. I'll say Africa. I'll be like, I'm not a Kebulonian. But it's Ikebulon. Africa was a Roman emperor who they named it after. Africanus. That's where Africa comes from. So if y'all know that, why don't y'all just say that and then we just stop sayin' Africa? Man, I fuck, all Africans say Africa. You know what I mean? Billions of motherfuckers, you gotta change. Damn. I know. I mean, I say, hey, you a Kebulon. What is that? I'm Ikebulon. That's what I'm sayin'. I'll get it. We already African Americans. Ikebulon. America. I'm Ikebulon. I'm Ikebulon. That would be fucked y'all. What the fuck are you talkin' about? I'm Ikebulon. I'm Ikebulon. American. I would like you to say Ikebulonian American, please. All right. African American. What are they, what are they now? They're changing it again. They're changing it again. Black hat world. Black. Black. Color. Color. And negris. And negris. And negris. Negris. Can't keep love. Can't keep love. Negris. I think he ends it. Unfortunately, the Demon's spirit chapters take too much of my fuckin' life. Listen, why don't we just keep it simple and call them what they really are? Negris. I'm not serious. Damn near spelt me. Can we just call them negris? Negrarion. I remember when they reminded. What'd you say? I remember. Oh, sir. Their place. Been to them rap musicians. Started makin' them playin' that, you know, we're all bad. I think he's stupid, bro. Bro, why didn't we be feeling guilty for real, bro? That would give you any relation to anything black that they have been around. Yes. Yeah. Yes. Listen, please, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not. My niece, Ashley, is married to a black man. Didn't they say some racist shit behind it? They come over our house for Christmas every year. I'm black. That's the only time they welcome. And they sit on a board like that. Now they come to the house. Sit on a gazebo. My granddaughter is a little black girl. Yeah, that's what they do. Is a little black girl? He's a little black girl. And she said, right here on Bobo Black. I got a little black baby at the house. I got two little black babies at my house right now. And when we go to them, they say, hey, stealing those kids. And I say, you shit your goddamn mouth. This is my grandson. This little baby, Nick, is my dad's grandson. And you're going to respect that. But do you know how many of those racist-ass people did end up with black grandchildren? Now half of the family is black. Damn right. I remember one time, Oprah Winfrey had black people who had white relatives. And all the black people showed up and the whites did not. Yeah. But they said we'd be late all the time. They didn't show up because they were embarrassed. They had black relatives. Well, you can stop raping motherfuckers, man. I'm 10. You know what I'm saying? But they didn't know. They were like, nah, they couldn't show up. They were like, they left the statement out. We can't show up. They wasn't embarrassed. They were like, so how did this happen? Who did it with? We not coming. Yeah. They're nobody showing up. And it's not that we don't like that. I got a little black baby at my house. I got a little black baby at my house right now. They didn't mind. Everybody the same. I don't give a damn which color you are. You can be green, polka dots. Always shit that don't, that ain't around. Why do you always, you can be green. You can have the Burberry pattern over your skin. What the fuck? You can be polka dots. I don't give a fuck. Planned. Man, he's just a rapist. Look at Marvin Gaye looking at us. Marvin Gaye looking at us like, y'all better stop talking about the white food. Nice. Yeah, man. I had an old name. Hold on, y'all been doing comedy for a minute. I've been doing comedy. Me and Clayton been doing comedy for the same amount of time. Oh, yeah. This is, yeah, this year is 17. You about 10? Eight. Wow. This year is 17. Where's Chico? This year, eight. I've been saying, it's 15 for so long. It's 17. He got to get a hybrid in different states. He be wearing out all the knuckles. Alabama got to do this, and then North Carolina got to do that. Yeah, Chico, he went to the crib. I had to give y'all credit. Y'all killing that shit. It's been a pleasure to be working with you guys on a Wild'n'Out too, man. Oh, man, yeah. I'm telling you to say that, like, you like it. Come to show I ain't calling you old. You're OG. You like the new, hot, old head. I don't care. You feel what I'm saying? I don't care. You all respect you. I don't respect everybody. And I appreciate y'all showing me respect. No, you like the new, old, hot head. But Nick has been asking me for five years. Yo, God, man, come on and threw you on the joint. Come on, I said, yeah, I think I got a little old for that. I ain't doing that. So he said, nah, I'm telling you, just do this shit. Nah, I like you on there, man. Man, I'm not the oldest nigga there. This is how I did it. This is how I did it. Because I did Nick Cannon's podcast. Because he was doing that strong black shit. I was like, oh, shit. Yeah, he called me over. I said, I'm going to do that. Then I did the Dr. Sebi documentary. I shot it in his Jersey house. I was there for, like, three hours. And he's like, yo, come on, man. Come on, you got to do a wild now shit. I said, man, I ain't battle-wrapping motherfuckers all day. I don't even do that shit. And they said, nah, it's going to be other shit on it. I said, fuck it. And then, come on. Man, that shit was fun, man. Did two seasons with you guys, man. You got, are you all tired yet? I mean, I've been there for a long time. To be honest, if you want to break it down, that only TV show that has kept us on TV consistently. Yeah, for a while now. Yeah, it's true. You see what I'm saying? So I've been on TV since 2015. And he been on that longer. So you want to say? I've been on that since 2013. Think about 13 to 2022. He been on TV for shit, nine years. Shit. And now, where the fuck is? Morning show. I'm writing on this morning show. Me and Rick Michael. This girl. Rick. Is that a baby? You don't have a baby? You don't have a baby? Can I check your phone? Fuck nah. What's going on, man? He want to check your battery. Fuck that rubbers in his hat. Oh, you talk about the TV show. Yeah. He still talk show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Talk thing. You know, he got some squeaky clean. Right, right, right. You know what I'm saying? You know, he has to be the other Nick. Yeah. You know? Right. Nick in the day. He got to be Nickelodeon. Nickelodeon like I'm up. Yeah. And it's a nice thing, because he asked me to be on it with Rip, who's another hard working motherfucker. Yeah. Come on, man. Shout out to Rip Michael. Rip Michael. Chicago. Rip inside the arena. I see him inside the arena. Yeah. Shout out to Barclay. I seen it. Yeah. Yeah. Rip Michael's man. I seen it. My own eye, man. I felt real. Yeah. It's your chain, man. You too rich. Making noise? Yeah. Anyway. He just fixed your chain. Yeah, that's Rip Michael. So we waiting on that. How long you been doing it come? Twenty-five. Twenty-five. Yeah. Yeah. Boy, they going to kill you in the comments for fixing that nigga chain. I ain't touching that, man. I ain't touching that. I ain't touching that. I ain't touching that. I ain't touching that. I do it. I do it. I don't know. Here, there we go. Have on now. OK. That's perfect. In out. Put it back in. All right. We put it back in. Nugget, don't chew it. Nugget, don't chew it. Just turn around. Don't touch that n***a chain, man. In out. In out. He's going to drown. You can out. You can out. I'm going to put in, and you check me. You check it out. Put it in. What are you doing? You checking out. Oh, shit. Yeah, there you go, boy. Oh, shit. Throw it in your chin. Yeah, you know it. Come here. You got to lay your head. Damn, my boy. Put it in. Ten minutes out. That's in. That's out. Out. Okay. We good. Go ahead. He said he did this to rotate it. Hey, got it. Somebody think about you. Your chin on backwards. He came in quiet. Hold up. Let me grab it. I don't like your fingers, bro. We had to pick you up. Paws on that. Paws. Your fingers are so afraid. Delicate. Delicate, man. You know what I'm saying? He padded it. He's moving it out. Everybody. And that. This is what it sounds like out. He's done it. I'm going to tell you something. Out of it. Out of it. And? You guys heard about fan base? Yeah. Isaac Hayes' size. Yeah. The third. I was just asking. Isaac Hayes' third. With y'all fucking numbers. You know what? Fan base is like an IG for us. Well, it's for everybody, but you know what I mean? It's for us where you don't get, you know, because on IG, they like to ban a lot of us. Fan base? They like to. I know. You put one picture of your balls up. Come on. Man, my pews great, man. Wait, wait, wait. Nah. That means your nuts getting smarter. For real? Nice. Yeah. They got a brand of it all sometimes. I don't know what they be thinking about it. So fan base, I don't know. You guys, have you done anything about fan base at all? No. You know what? Because I don't remember none of my passwords. I fucking ran to get logged in. That's some shit it's over with. Right. I don't know. None of them got their passwords because after I got hacked, I had to goddamn keep coming up with shit. Shit. Right, right. I don't remember what work. I just was with them today. And I got with because I had a little controversy. You did? Me and Amanda Seale shouted Amanda Seale. I love Amanda Seale. I love Amanda Seale. What y'all do? Amanda Seale's my sister right there. And you got Amanda Seale. Amanda got banned for a month like me on IG. She got banned for a month. Because they block you. They put you in IGJ and shadow banned you. I've been on that shit. I've been watching that black shit. And there's words that algorithm catches. You know, you can say nigger all day. But they won't say that. But if you say, you know, black people need to start treating themselves better. Banned! What? Facebook did that shit to me. I said, I like cheese on my cracker. I said, I like cheese on my cracker. And Facebook banned me for 30 days. What? I put it. I was up eating breakfast. I said, I like my crackers with cheese. I bullshit you not. 30 days on Facebook. Really? 30 days. They've seen you a little picture of the shit that you said. I'll talk about breakfast. You gotta frame that. They said some shit about some shit two years ago. I was like, why didn't you say that two years ago? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They banned you that algorithm. So now fan base, you can make money with it to all kinds of shit. Oh, I just thought of a social media app. You need to go over to Isaac and he'll explain to you. We need one that white people don't want to be on. And I got the perfect name. We need a social media app called Niggerish. You don't get banned for shit. They're gonna have a fake profile with black faces. They ain't gonna be on it before we get on it. Why they give a fuck about what we talking about? They always give a fuck about what we talking about. Dude, that's the billion dollar idea. That's how they make money in this country over us. We need an app that can tell us who being shadow banned so we can go to their shit and fuck with them. You keep blocking for white. You punk ass nigga. Who? You know what I'm saying? Like the nigga who shadow banned. What the nigga? If I block said to you. If I block the money. Fuck you. I disagree with you. I don't give a fuck what you say. If I don't like what you say. I'm blocking you. I'm blocking everybody. It's billions of people on here. You think I want to keep going back and forth with a motherfucker? I don't give a fuck about talking to you. I'm blocking you. I'm blocking you. So I can free up some space cause for some niggas who shadow banned this shit who can say some shit that I might want to hear. In fact. I spent some motherfuckers out there with some talent like a motherfucker that we ain't gonna find till next year. Right. Cause they ain't popped up yet. They banned. He talking all that shit we want to hear. He or she or them. Yes. Or they. You never see that video. Yeah. Facts. Man. Cause I keep saying the same motherfuckers. Like please. If ants or butts. Who the hell is this? I mean I mean fuck you. This had no Instagram on some bullshit. I've had 2.1 million followers for almost three years. Yeah. Oh shit. What about you? 10? They been fucking with me. They should tell people when they about to follow me they like you sure you want to follow them then cause he be saying shit out the blue. And I'm like I don't even need saying that. Like gangbots. If you realize I already been saying gang violence on my shit. Cause I'm like what's up gang violence? They like you trying to goddamn start some shit. I'm like no I'm re. You in charge. They gonna make this big of a leader. I'm in hell now. My wife don't know they can't use that shit. It's in charge of gang violence. I know we got like 15 million followers. All of them. Without gang violence. I'm like. Bro my number didn't change. Shit. You got 10, 15 million? I got 11.4. Shit. That's crazy now. I got like 70. 69. Okay. Don't laugh about it. No because I know you just he just started fucking with it like that. Right. He ain't knowin' no such meaning man. All the posts he posted on his videos told me. That was the coolest motherfucker. Shit. Shit. Nah but he ain't been fucking with that shit. He ain't doing no video. If I see this nigga up there talking about what up y'all. That's pretty good for you not fucking with it. 70,000. That's fine. But I mean hey man follow Clayton. This is bullshit. Clayton posted a million fucking followers at least. Don't say that after he gets it. Nah he definitely needs it. I'm gonna have to man. He's gonna get it. He's gonna get it. Hey. Hey. Oh. Hey come on. Come on. Somebody come on Tuckett's nigga chain. Yeah. Somebody come on Tuckett's chain. Chain. I'm a dude I'm a dude I'm a dude I'm a dude I'm a dude I'm a dude I'm a dude I'm a dude That's my ripple I'm a dude Tuckett's chain. That's gonna be a little slang in the streets And ain't nobody Saying Hey dude Tuckett's chain When I see that When I see that When I see that Okay Tuckett's chain What's that Hey一樣 I'm a dick Asking Can't That's it. Hey, let me just put that in right here. Nigga from the South, that's their favorite shit to say. Hey, time out. Hey, time out. Hey, time out. Hey, time out. Hey, time out for real. No cap. I got a new one. No cap. No cap. No cap. No cap. I don't see no cap leaving no time soon. It needs you, man. It ain't going on. It ain't going on like a motherfucker. Uh-uh. No cap. No cap. But you know what? That's another phrase instead of saying sweat. I can't use, I don't own you the Lord name in vain. But that's a good one. But you don't even know. A lot of the slang that. They be coming out of Atlanta, they be coming straight from them homes, nigga. It's definitely good. No cap came from a nigga that lost the bottom side. Man, that's the tip. No cap. No cap. No cap. No cap. No cap. No cap. No cap. Oh, you see, you think. But you have to, you have to gas it. Hey, brother. No cap. Hey, brother. No cap. It ain't them type. It ain't them type. No, what do you mean, brother? No cap. No cap. I don't need a couple dollars. No cap. No cap. No cap. I know you don't know what no cap means, but it's going to be popular. See, he was already hot. He was saying it anyway. Hey, you can use this. No cap. No cap. No cap. No cap. Yo, I've had all this motherfucker say, hey, God, you can use this one. That's the worst thing. You can use it in your skit. I ain't going to say in your skit. Only one motherfucker. No, you know. You know what he's doing with your skit. You know what he's doing with your skit. No cap. Say skit to me. I hate that fucking word. You want to do some skit? Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. No. I'm not going to do. I want to do this shit that's going to take me something. Put this in your skit. Put this in your skit. Put this in your skit. Hey, put your skit in your skit. Listen, give me your numbers so I can say you some skits. Give me some skits. Skits. Hey, what can I be in the skit? I don't care. Oh, man. Hey, man, we got to bring skits back. We got to bring skits back. Hey, man, you know the skit you knew about your mother was? Skitches. Like that skit. No skitches. No skitches. You don't know what you talking about. Skitches. Skitches. No. That skit. That was. That was. That was. That is. That was a good skit. That was a skit. That was a skit. That's a sketch. And, and, and the skit. And this skit. This skit is sketch. Like then you go there. That was. That was a skit. No. Listen, let's go get? Okay. Let's turn it into a sketch. Okay. When I did. When I did. We did. I forgot. Okay. When I did that skit. Right? And when you come in a sketching that. Okay, two more for the right, and they talk it, and they got a chain, then what for the, you know, tap the chain. Okay, go. And then another nuggabop will come in, they'll go to skit, because then no more for the skit. No, no. No more. Skit got two people in it. Exactly. When there's three, four, five, it's a skit. It's a skit. See? It's a skit. Get in there, three, four people in it. That's not true. It could be a skit skit. It could be a skit skit. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, hit me out. What? Hit me out. That's the skit. That's the skit. That's the skit. It could be, it could be a skit skit. I don't know what he going to say. Come on now, put it on the schedule. Yeah. Put it on the schedule. I'm gonna put it on the schedule? Uh-huh. Put the skit on the schedule. On the schedule, then it's gonna be skit. We got a schedule for the skit. Put the skit on the schedule. Put the skit on the schedule. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Whoa. Welcome back to skit or skit? It's just skit or skit. Skit or skit. That's a skit. That's a skit. That's a skit. That's a skit. That's a skit. That's a skit. That's a skit. Hey man, you had to represent the whole black community on that one show, the BH1. I loved it, I loved it, something. I loved the 80s, 90s, I loved the 40s, I did. You had, yeah. I loved the 10s. Yeah, you rep for us, bro. I did, bro. I tried my best. I tried my best. I remember that shit, but we didn't remember the way them white people did, God damn it. I always tried to, because I used to do, because you an MTV guy. And I hosted Spring Break, you know, with B2K. That's why I knew Marianne and Marcus Houston. I even knew Justin Timberlake. I knew all of my pranks, because I was hosting. Oh, you know, Genuine, that's one of the R&B, 2004, 2003. That's why I was doing seven up shit. Seven up was sponsoring that shit. So I was in there, and I hosted two years with Carson Dailey, Spring Break, you did TRL. And that was when TRL was like in the streets in New York. That shit was live, it was fucked, man. That shit was live. So yeah, man, that's, fuck, what was I saying? When I was doing, my blunt must be too close to you. You forgetting shit? Man, I'm forgetting shit. Nah, nah, that was getting me. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. And it's even sad that you forgot, that you didn't forget. Uh-huh. I like. What are you on this kid? What are you on this kid? This kid's gonna eat. What the fuck would I do with him? Damn, what the fuck would I do with him? The MTV shit. The flame mode, the MTV when you were doing a hosted deal. The hosted, okay, boom. So when I was doing that, one time we was in Miami and we was doing Spring Break and shit, boom, and Carson Gage was doing this thing, and then it was hot as fuck, and we was all just sitting there. It was Missy Elliott, Busta, Sean Paul. Sean Paul was, you know, just giving it a ride and all that shit. So when Missy was doing eight things, Busta, we all there, it's Fat Joe, we was all there, and so we had like a 20 minute break and the kids were there. I just took the mic, started warming them up, just started telling jokes. I was just fucking around with them. And everyone went crazy. And then this one dude came around and said, hey man, that was amazing. You know, we're doing a show on VH1 and we need talking heads, man. Do you think you could do it? Like, boy, that was incredible. And from there, boom, that's how I started doing it. I love the eighties, I love the blah, blah, blah. I mean, they ain't patient, but I didn't give a fuck about it, as long as you're showing me. They play this shit all day. This shit is great. I just wanted people to, it's all about reruns. It's all about repetition. That's how you stay alive. People see you. That's why, you know, while and now it's so great cause you guys don't want all the, I can't turn it with, see if not. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, you watch beautiful. You watch it. Them skits. Them skits. Them skits. Them all, them all skit. That whole show, skit. You know, skit, you know, skit. You know, I'm a bunch of skits. You know, I'm a bunch of skits. You know, if I wanna fly, that's what I'm saying. That's the skit. My shit, I be doing skits. That's my ass. That's the skit. That's the skit. That's the skit. That ain't that. Oh, that's skit. That's skit. And so I was like, fuck, it's just repetition. That's how you stay around. It's repetition of your brand, boom, boom. And that's how I knew you guys. And I was like, man, who the fuck are these dudes? Then I saw you met you at the thing that the fucking black men say you tore that bitch the fuck. He didn't give a fuck. My dumb ass was scared. I remember that guy was like, you know, no profanity. This dude went up before me. It was Jonathan Slocum. Then this one, he tore that bitch what? He didn't give a fuck. I said, that's the way he would have been. That's crazy. Hell yeah. Oh, fuck. And blew it up. And they, where the fuck? Shit, I had to stretch out. I struggled behind this dude. I was like, cause I was afraid. Cause you know, you're scared, you don't want to incorporate and they're like, don't curse them. I was like. Bro, it was like a hundred or some like top black people. Top black, like. These the black, like, these the black people who really be in there, I'm telling you. And the love, and the ACP. Yeah. And the caucus. Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop. WB, the ball, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop. And he came in like, murder, murder. I will never forget that shit. And I was like this, I was like this, my man. You were just yourself. He was just himself, I learned for that, I was like, fuck. You know, you just gotta do your shit, man. Word up. That was, that was the shit. That's when I first met Carl's. I knew about you guys, but I never met. So I said, oh, Carl's Miller's here. I said, okay. And he let you know. I was hanging out with him so late. When did you guys meet? We could never tell him. Really? Really? Yeah, man. This guy's, it's all the chain, man. Let me see the light, bro. How we only got one lighter? Where you get, oh, you're not recording my man. Yeah, we're good. You guys just keep going. We don't. Oh, no, we're not recording. Joey edited his shit either, man. Oh, yeah, nah. I can't listen. I don't know. I was wondering. What is DC Young Fly, man? Where you get the name from? DC is an organization that stands for the crew. Okay. So when my big brother Richie passed in 2010, I put it on my face. Oh, wow. It's a couple of, it's a brotherhood. You feel what I'm saying? You know what I mean? I just wondered, like, DC Young Fly's like, oh man. From Atlanta, West Side, Marlo the King, my boy. Hey, time back. No cap, my boy. Hey, time back. No cap. Hey, time back. My name's Marlo the King. I went to APA in real talk. Hey, time back. My mom was a school teacher, too. But I should talk to everybody. No cap. No cap. All my pangamama, all my pangamama, all my pangamama, every time they see me, they're like, but I know you. Your mama fought with me. She helped pad me. He gonna plate. I'm like, bitch, no cap. No cap. Now that is a skit. Now that is a skit. That was all skit. That was all skit. That was all skit. Right there. So no, nobody bought it. Skit. Bruh, do Steve Harvey, bruh. Okay, you know everybody in here used to work. Hold up, you know what you're doing? This is an impersonation. 85,000, shake everything up. I'm a skit, I'm a skat, socket. Who cares? Yeah, I'm here. Steve Harvey, I don't know if you saw, he gave me some props on Nick Cannon's three-time job show. I didn't expect it. But yeah, that whole shit, I didn't know that motherfuckers weren't doing Steve Harvey. I did Steve Harvey on my podcast in Godfrey We Trust, on the Gaston Network. At least to interview motherfuckers on my Zoom, man. We don't know what we're doing. No, we're coming up there. We don't know what we're doing. When you come up here, that's gonna be real fucked with you. I just did Phazon Love. That's the OG Phazon. Goddamn. Boy, shout out to Monroe Martin, too. That's my dog. Monroe Martin. That's my motherfucker. Hey, that's the sleep of the game. When Monroe Martin, when that motherfuckers, when they find out, you ain't never lied. That nigga's so creative, man. I took Kim under my wing and got him in the middle. Most of the class said, this is Monroe Martin, boy. Foster kid. Yeah. Foster kid. Oh, so he knew a lot. Foster kid, and you wouldn't even know it. Boy, it's stoic. I said, you from Foster's? He said, hell, yeah, I'm Foster, boy. I was like, damn, from Philly. I was like, what? Fucking creative. And man, he told me the story about how he started doing comedy. From Monroe Martin. He said that he was coming to the stage and his favorite comedian was Denny Lyfe. Denny, look at him. Yeah, it was coming to the stage. Yeah, Denny Lyfe. What's up? It's Carlos Miller. In case you haven't heard, we over here at the 85 South Show have launched our own independent streaming service called Channel 85. Once you sign up, you get access to the podcast a whole day earlier than anyone on YouTube. All of our live shows, independent specials, new shows like Project Carlos 85. And we even got special offers and discount codes for merchandise and show tickets. It's on the 8.50 a month or $85 a year. That's channel 85.com or on your iPhone, your Apple TV, Amazon, Firestick, Roku, Android is coming soon. That's channel 85. Make sure you subscribe. I just thought he was the funniest. Shout out to Monroe, though. Monroe Martin, Monroe Martin. Yo, I was gonna say. Shout out to Denny Lyfe, too, will you? Denny Lyfe, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Are you turning it through? Are you turning it through? He's still clapping with people, man. You know when you're clapping in there, man. You don't belong to him, but you're still clapping. Right. That's what we trained for the pandemic. So when I... Motherfuckers, we might not help us see again. Hey, hey, hey. We don't know, we don't know when this shit gonna be over. So when I did Steve Harvey, that was on my, in my podcast. I just was like, what, what? When? Yeah. Your ass seat. I'm gonna tell you right now, I'm from Cleveland, y'all. It's not about Steve Harvey. This is about y'all. 85 South, I'm real proud to see that. You know, yeah, because I don't work. I remember when I had $5 in Cleveland. I had one shoe, one damn shoe. See y'all walking around here, got two shoes. I used to do comedy barefoot, but God has blessed me. God done came in my life. See what he done did? See, I got a gang show. I got a whole bunch of showers. You gonna ask me why? And you gonna ask me where? Well, I'm gonna say who the fuck are you? See, I understand. You guys got to believe in yourself. You can't just walk around here. When I did that shit, I didn't know that shit where it was. I got class at 85 South. And sweet man, brother, I'm telling you, you guys are fucking skilled motherfuckers. I want to tell you that. You're some bad motherfuckers, real shit. Being around you guys, you're just naturally dope as fuck. Real shit. I mean, real respect's real. You guys, when you see cats behind you go, oh, what the fuck? And when you're watching and hanging around you guys and just the quickness and the fucking knowledge you all have, and I'm trying to tell you, that's why knowledge is what makes you good. People don't understand that. It doesn't matter how you talk. Everybody, we all talk differently, but when you know shit, your comedy's just, you gotta know shit. I don't give a fuck what it is. You read everything, read everything. Know everything, know everything. And then you don't let them know you know everything. But when you're on stage, they go, oh man, I didn't know you knew that shit. Boy, that's how you get broke. Because we'll say you do a show for the Hebrew-Israelites. You'll be like, what's up, pop, pop, pop. How the fuck? Always keep that, because people say, well, what makes you good? Knowledge, motherfucker. Comedy is knowledge about shit. You gotta know something in order to talk about this shit, you know what I mean? You have to know it. So read about it, read it up and it's upside down, learn every fucking thing about it. Because you never know, you know what I mean? That just makes your comedy better. I don't give a fuck how you're saying it. People will go, oh shit, I didn't know this motherfucker knew this shit. You know what I'm saying? So that's my little thing. But back to, that was the shit. That was the shit. Now back to the shit. I'm gonna tell you what I done did. I don't forgot, because you know Steve Harvey ain't, this ain't about me. It's about y'all, you understand? And God has blessed me. I'm from Cleveland, y'all. Yeah. So, so who called me? Okay, during the pandemic, I was like, all right, listen, we all at home now. So I said, now I can just show people, I can do shit, right? Because Jay Farrow, who's on SNL, you had a fucking Airy Spears. OG. And Atheon Crockett. So all these motherfuckers are online doing their little voice shit, right? So I was like, I might as well do it. Everybody's home. And so no one knew I had a lot of voices. I had voices a long time. Yeah. But I didn't do them yet, because my old manager told me, shout out to TK Kirkland. Hey. TK Kirkland's my number big brother. TK Kirkland, I met him in Chicago. And TK, I used to work with TK. They would always match me up. Cause they would be like, TK was like, God free. I like you because you got that smart shit. You know, but TK went to college too. He was a track star in college. People don't know that. Before stealing Charlie Murphy's shit and doing all that shit. He was a college guy. TK Kirkland was my big brother in Chicago. Got me my first manager. Oh, you guys got stories? And I said, you a real nigga, man. Nigga crazy. It's real shit. But he told, he talked to, dude, TK was a dude also that got me my first manager in New York. He's the reason why I moved to New York. Cause TK was like, you need to come to New York. Motherfucker, I got to show you a new manager. And I went over to New York. T to the motherfucking K. That's, that's my man. Cause you know, he used to roll with easy E in them dudes. That's all facts. TK sounds like he's lying. He just talks like he's like, he's telling the truth. TK, no, he's like, I knew Moses. He's telling the truth. That nigga is not lying. People like he like, nah, he's not lying. So boom, we go in. So my manager told me at the time, he said, you can do a lot of voice, a lot of accents. He said, work on the, work on the material first. Make sure your material is so strong. Then you, when you throw in the voices, it's going to interweave and it won't be corny. And he was right. My old manager was just passed away. That motherfucker was so right. So a lot of cast that do, if you noticed God cast to do voices, they're materials weak cause they can't wait to get to the voice. Me, I don't need that shit. I can do two hours without fucking voice. But then when I have to, if I'm talking about Trump, cause Trump is so polarizing what I do is, and I do, you know, I do the salad, do Birmingham, I bought, and it'd be Trump supporters, big, you know, white motherfuckers. I go, I'll do a Trump joke, but it's, I'm imitating Trump. So they're not mad at nothing. They're just happy I imitated them. That's my way of talking about Trump. Cause these motherfuckers be like, what the fuck are you going to say about Trump? So I just go, you people are great. This is very good. This is a very good, very good podcast. 85 South's my favorite. It's my favorite. Not used to being around a lot of Negroes, but you're very good. Very good. Now that was a sketch. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. They're gonna go, man, they're gonna go. But you see, you see what I'm saying? And so when that Steve Harvey shit went viral, I didn't know. People were like, in New York, motherfuckers were like, yo son, yo son, my man is Steve Harvey shit son? Yeah. Let's fucking tell my, yo son, this shit is viral son? I was like, what shit viral? I was like, damn. And so Steve, I guess it got to Steve Harvey, so Steve Harvey sent me a text. When I see you in my whoop, yo ass. I could just hear him going, yeah. You got me fucked up. I don't know why. Well, your ass start imitating me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you text me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. See, that's the funny part. You think he playing. I don't see what I'm doing. Steve Harvey, I guess. Steve Harvey's on it. He takes the lamb. Yeah. Yeah. You think he ain't gonna press your ass when he sees you? I'm sure. He gonna walk straight up to you. Look at me, motherfucker. Yeah. I'm gonna be like this, Steve, knock back your ass. I'm gonna have to be him. He be like, oh, wait, that's you Chicago. You Cleveland, I'm Chicago. God has blessed me. I'm gonna just imitate him. Steve, he might cut your ass. He might. Shit, I got a knife too. And he don't know where. And you're on the win. See, now, man, it's a skit. All right, Steve, listen. So, Atheon Crockett calls me, and Atheon sitting sideways. He goes, Steve Harvey, nigga, how the fuck you doing, Steve? I said, I thought all you motherfuckers do Steve, because everybody does Denzel. All right, everybody in here, right? We're here, 85 South. This is a good podcast. Everybody's doing Denzel. Everyone's doing copy. Yeah, Obama, everybody's doing Obama. I like this podcast, it's good. I can do Obama, Chicago, Obama. Right, facts, facts. But yeah, so then when I did, Steve Harvey said nobody. You remember, Nephew Tommy, Nephew Tommy, he had a Steve Harvey thing he did on Comic View, where he's just like walking like Steve, like knocking shit over like, you know, doing this shit. But he never really, right, so. I started getting better at Steve Harvey, because everyone was like, do it, Steve Harvey. So I started watching Family Feud, I would watch. I would just watch Hours of Family Feud. And I said, that's it. Yeah, yeah, that's it. Because he'd be like, what? What? That's the best answer. I'm asking. And I said, well, I said, this is what he does. He's like, wait a minute, wait, what you saying? You got me, I don't match that. So I was like, and I said, oh, that's what the fuck he does. So boom, so people didn't know. So then, then what's his name? Fuck, Erie Spears called me. You know, I could do Erie's. The Erie's like, I imitate him. He's like, yo, God, you know the other night, I saw you doing the Paul Mooney. I said, no, I don't think he can do a Paul Mooney better than me. I said, boom, but I got him on the Paul Mooney. And no one knew I had all these ways. How the fuck have you been on TV show? I said, look at the shit I talk about on stage, man. I'm one of them motherfuckers. I'm a Nat Turner type motherfucker. I mean, no, no, listen, I don't, it's not like, listen, people are like, you think it's all the shit that you be saying? I'm not gonna compromise myself. I ain't doing shit where I have to kiss a dude and put on a skirt. Ain't doing that shit. I've had auditions where I go, no, I'm good. And it can be a big ass man, I go, no, give it to a gay dude. Give it to a guy who's, okay, kissing a dude. That's all. I don't feel, I'm used to being heterosexual. I'm not that good of an actor. Yeah, man. I can't just go, huh, and cut. Nah. Nah. Hey, it's your nanny. It's your nanny. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. You know what I'm saying? But I mean, no, man, I want to be as successful as anybody. Why they don't never have no role where they need somebody to suck a tittie? You ain't like titties suck. I'm like, yeah. Yeah, man. How you feel about that one? I think we should do another one for safety. Right. Maybe two more, maybe two more. So I'm just supposed to leave this other nipple unattended. That felt like a skit. We gotta make it a skit. There's a little close-up on that. Can somebody get run for me? Run, come here. Can I have a look back? Can I have a look back? I think we should do it from the other side. Gotta put some lotion on that side, tittie. I love side titties. Back titties. Back titties. I like that little area like right there before it touches. Before it touches the deodorant. This is me right here. That's just titties too. Did you know that? You like back fat? I hold that. Oh, that's the shit. That's tittie. But I like the tittie right before it touches the deodorant. Right before it hits the deodorant. And tittie right here, you just like, oh, I'm gonna fall. So you go all the way at the top part of it. Up in there. Then you hit it. Oh, and the tittie in the road, oh yeah. Yeah, it'd be great. You be like, bitch, that shit been here for a minute. That shit great. Oh, yeah. You get the tittie from out of there. Yeah, I like this. Something I like the under. The underbelly. Give me that. You know the underbelly of the tittie. You can tell them they got a long tail and they hold them when they ever hold. Oh, that's a long tittie right there. What's she doing like this? She got hold of them, bitch. You like that? Hell yeah. You ever took the titties out and they went all the way out? And then some more tittie came out. You were like, oh. More tittie. That's dope. That shit was in a cup. I'm gonna get you to drop. They out the ground a little bit and you're like, okay, tittie's out. But more tittie. Well, there's more. But wait. There's more. There's more. Tell them what they can find in the podcast again, man. Tell them what they can find in your podcast. My podcast is a whole bunch of cameras in this, bitch. Yeah. Which one am I looking at? Pick one. I'm looking at that one. I'm over here like this. She me it. Pick one. All right. You can catch my podcast in Godfrey. We trust on the gas digital network. Tuesdays and Fridays, 10 o'clock PM, Eastern time. Same time as last night. And then closing in my 300th episode. That's a y'all. They're closing in on 300. 300. Hey, what was your first TV gig? What was my first TV gig? Onscreen, my first shit was Goddamn. Oh, original gangsters. That was my first movie with Fred, Jim Brown. Original gangsters with Jim Brown, Pam Grier, Superfly, the original Superfly, Rod O'Neill, Richard Roundtree, Jim Brown, Fred Williamson. I played Kid Marcus. Braxton, P. Hart and the Brick. Yep, Christopher, what's up? He did it, he did it. Who else was there? Scarface was with me. What's your bill for the ghetto? Rap and forte. Yep, all the, and Drew Down and the Noonies. Yeah. Drew Down, he was with me. We just had Yuck Mouthy on this bitch. And what's his name? Chris Duncan from... Yeah, Chris Duncan. That's why I said Braxton. He hates that people call him Braxton. He's trying to shake that off. So I wouldn't be the person to still call him that shit, would I? But you know, he'll go into an audition. That's the type of shit that happens to me. He'll go to an audition where he's doing, like, he's a serious actor. And they'll be like, oh, Braxton, why man? Like, he coming in for Shakespeare. What the fuck? That's the purpose of it, I don't know. To be, or not to be, Braxton. Now that's, he's a skier. Then she put him on Snowfall now. He should be the most heartless skier. He was the bad guy. He was the bad guy. That was my first joint. But we as a black community, this is where they, even if they just cast him as Braxton and everything, we'll still fuck with it. He can do like five movies as Braxton. And I would definitely put him on Snowfall. He would be the fucking assassin that we had from out of town to go find the niggas who stole the dope money. And this nigga ride around with a suit on, he drive old school bands, put this nigga, put the hit man gloves on, put the shit together. He would be snow that's good to hear. I've been watching Narcos. You ain't watching Narcos. Narcos, the Spanish for us in Snowfall. I read that shit in the Spanish one. I did be reading all day. Did you watch the first one? Six episodes. You watched the Columbia one? You watched Pablo? Uh, I watched the first one. I'm watching the one, I'm watching the one where I get to pull these corrupt, like they in it. Marcos is the shit. You get down with that one, go back and watch the Pablo one. For real? Boy, but you watched Pablo. You didn't see the first one? I seen him, I don't got mixed in, I started watching all along. I was just like, man, fuck, there's snowfall. I got to a point and I moved on to something else. I'm going to come back. You watch Godfather, huh? Nah, you didn't fuck up, dude. Ooh, that shit off. If you didn't stop watching Snowfall, you done fucked up. They know black people like that show too much because they charge to make you watch it again. Ain't no fucking free. We're the ones in Snowfall, nowhere. I'm smiling. So this can't laugh because they know it's true. Okay, that's how we going to talk about it. Make sure, make sure. See that guy over there? Yeah, you didn't know, did you? Sorry. I'm telling you. I'm telling you, George Whitaker is my man. What? He's spitting a blip. He's spitting a blip. Pintas powers have been stripped. Strip. Strip. The black pintas power have been stripped. I love that guy, dude. I know, he's a shit. When he played, you know, he's an opera singer, by the way. Trained opera singer. Stop playing, man. That's why his drama roles are so right there. That's why he sings opera. He, ooh, he do everything, he get done. What if it's not really him? It's just a dude that look like him. And that's the shit that's gonna set him off. I'm tired of people saying that I'm really forced with him. I needed to do. See, people get the names mixed up because my name is Wittis Forest Girl. Wittis Forest Girl? I know he got x in his head. That shit alone man. You have to learn how to overlook some shit. Bro, no, no, no. That's the character choice. This. Stop that shit man. We gotta ignore that. Why? He's such a good actor you ignore. You have to overlook some shit then shit. He was going so deep in that turn around. We're not taking it. Can't support this man. I ain't been talking about that too. Remember, it's my block. First win a picture of one of the greatest actors ever. OG. What the hell? You be like, what's going on over there? Why? Didn't Birdie Max say that shit? What? I hate everything black. I hate my girl. I hate that woman going over there. I hate her back and forth. Winning her neck. You fucked Bill man. You fucked her. Oh fuck. You don't know what you think. They fly with them. That couch. It's the couch. You started with that. I was in shit. I was like, I was like the small homer. You started. I said, he on his own. Did you ever see street kings? Where Keanu Reeves and Forrest Whitaker. This shit is hard but right. Forrest is so, yo, he's like this corrupt cop. He a gangster bro. This is my city. Come on. All that money there. That's yours. That's your money. He's like, listen, listen. I can put you in. I can put you in, man. Me and you, we can run this city. Open it. Open that right there. Forrest Whitaker going to show up and want all the smoke. He's like, I love this podcast. I love it. There's guys that would make up fun of me. I need to find him. Like what you doing? Like what you doing? Yeah, you know, he got his brother that do his stunts. Why they don't use, he got his brother that do his stunts. He's probably like, shut up. Like Cory, that's all right. Damn, you right. This is his brother. So I tell him to use my brother's neck. I use my brother's neck on the neck shot. So I've been trying to get him to let me fill in for him. Turn around. Turn around. Hey, we need stunt neck. Excuse me, stunt neck? We need stunt neck. I got this. Yeah, we need stunt neck. The rest is killing me. Got it back off the camera. Yeah, we got to take it back, put some more lighting on that. We got to get a stunt neck. Everyone got stunt neck? Yeah, Tom? We got stunt neck? Stunt neck's coming in. Everybody got stunt neck? Stunt neck, when they going to say it? I got eyes on them. Stunt neck, take two. Stunt neck, take two. Stunt neck, bruh. Not me, bruh. Y'all got to fight for us, bruh. Y'all got to have two. We're going to make you drink that purple juice from Black Panther. His powers have been stripped. You win. Y'all crazy, man. Hey, man, put some of this purple juice on your neck. If it made me strong. You started this shit, man. I didn't start this shit with the hat. But as far as, like, voices are concerned, I always can do it since I was little. I used to do my first invitation with Muhammad Ali when I was like four. Yeah, my pops would be watching Ali's shit. And I was like, I told you I'm fast, I'm pretty, I shook up the world. I'm the greatest. Joe Frazier is too ugly to be the champ. I'm the greatest. I'm so fast. How fast are you? I'm fast, man. Get in the bed before the room gets dark. I'm fast. Into the stone, hospitalize a brick. I'm so bad I make medicine sick. I wrestle with an alligator, tussle with a whale. I'm so bad I throw lightning in jail. So that's... Okay. So that was my... But I never thought I was going to do comedy until college. I was studying psychology in college and shit. And played a little football, blah, blah, blah. And then Tommy Davidson came to our school. And that fucking rock so hard. And I was... I remember I was like, man, I'm thinking about doing the comedy thing. You know what I'm saying? I'm thinking about that shit. Because you know, in college, I went to a university in Illinois, big 10, 45,000 students, 800 black. Damn, what? But we had all the black fraternities. We had the biggest fraternity system. All my... Everybody pledged. I didn't pledge nothing. But we all stuck together. And I was militant as fuck. I used to go see the minister, minister Farrakhan. I used to go see Savior's Day. I was a guy that went to Savior's Day. I had friends in the FOI. I know people from the nation of Islam in almost every city. And I was that dude. I would go see the minister. And I wasn't Muslim or anything like that shit, but I was real militant. We started a black and African American history book club. We started. Even though the university tried to stop us, we still bought our own books. We would buy a shit from black book stores. And we made sure we read a book every week. We brought in different historians to come fuck with us. Stokely Carmichael came to our college. We had a sister soldier. We had Naim Akbar breaking the chains of psychological slavery. We had Black Panthers coming to our shit. We had all these motherfuckers. This is what the fuck we was doing in my college days. You know what I'm saying? And when I was like, I had all this knowledge, I said, man, we had Francis Crest Wilson, ISIS Papers. If you know about the ISIS Papers, we had her. So we were reading all kinds of books. Because Algebra was named after a black man. First named Algebraic Expressionis. He was a black French man who was first founded the Institute of Hive Math and Scientific for Black people. My man got it. Now see, there's a lot of people who want to discredit the black man. Did you know that black people invented writing in cursive? Because we had to find a way to get our message out quicker before the slave message came. Isosceles. Now see, Isosceles was also an African. Not just the Isosceles triangle. There's a whole language of man that revolves around the ideologicals of Isosceles or the so-called Native American. Equilateral. Now see, the transmission of blackness see what people don't understand is see blackness can be absorbed. You give a black family a white baby, what are they going to raise? A black baby. Exactly. There's a metamorphosis that takes place within the melanin. Speak, brother. Now see, that's why the black woman isn't getting sick. The black woman has a tough immune system on the slave. See, black people are naturally immune to a lot of shit because you have what's so called a mother. Speak it, boy. And you know when you watch because I used to collect. Now I'm talking about the niggas that would be all sad and in now literature. I had all his stuff. I would play it in the dorm rooms with my white roommate right there and I'd be playing that shit. And he'd be like this, could you like lure that down? I'm like nah, man. Stay on your side of the room. Listen to my shit. Close your ears. And you know, I came up with public getting me Big Daddy Kane Rock Cam. It was all the 5% of rappers. All the rappers. So I'm listening to X Clan and all this black shit. You fucked him up, man. Dude, can you like, I have like an exam tomorrow. Could you like, like turn it on? Cause it's like, oh, I'm like this. I have my volume at the right decibel. See, that's the problem. You think that the black man when he speaks is loud to you. See, anytime we try to talk about our righteousness, it's loud noise to you. Sit down. I'm not sure. Cause if Eric, I'll be like you don't understand. Brothers and sisters, are y'all all right? Y'all all right? If I never see you again, the honorable Elijah Muhammad taught me that this government is not your friend. See, this government appears powerful to the uninitiated. See, I know that the president is trying to kill me but he don't know he's plotting against himself because the power that I have God is backing me up. So I'm warning you the United States government if you try to kill me all you gon' die. This is what I used to watch live. You imagine that, hearing that shit and you go back to your white university and your friends are like I don't have time to talk to you people right now and concentrate on freeing my people. I understand that you are a white man and I am your roommate but I don't have time and I've been deluded and deceived by your wickedness. Dude, now what's up with that? Dude, relax man. Get the bitch, man. See, that's your problem. He's still be hearing this shit, lady. Wake up! I've been standing above you this whole time because the black man can't sleep. I'd rather you sleep and me be your roommate because every time I sleep we are pushed back again. No, his wife just come in with the rope. You know the fair con drink? No, he tried to be like nah, not tonight, it was rap music. That's over at this side, number 13. Fight for Paul! I wouldn't sit down with OG for real. That would be because he's doing his last speech. I know, I'm trying to be happy because he's 88, bro. I need to get in. I saw him when he was I need to get in. You don't understand. Bah! I saw him when he was in the 60s or something, man. You talk about powerful shit. Not even all black people agree with everything. I don't agree with everybody. I just wanted to hear him say get your act together. Y'all need to quit fighting. Just basic shit. You know fair con is a master violinist. He's a master violinist. Oh, he's cold as fuck. His brother played when they were raised in Boston because his mama's from the Caribbean. Same kids. He was Louis Walcott. Then became Louis X and Louis Farrakhan. Yeah, I don't fuck around on the knowledge shit. I got a whole collection of books that are in storage. I have too many books from college. I bring them with me, you know what I'm saying? And that shit is what keeps me doing what I do. People say, why don't you do that? I see some cats do stuff on TV. But I don't take anybody's hustle from it. But I wouldn't do that. I got the whole country in Nigeria watching me fuck that. It's real shit. What do I do? You think I'm lying? You can't do that. People see you and they tell you. So everything I gotta do is gotta be indignified. I do goofy shit, but it has to be where you ain't looking crazy crazy. That's my purpose. I try to preserve black manhood as a mother fucker in our business, you know that? Oh, don't you start. Don't you start. You hush up. You hush up. You hush up. You hush up. Ain't been pretty decent around here lately. He ain't come. He ain't come. Don't you know it? Yeah, we doing pretty all right. Don't start now. You gonna have them folk man at us and they gonna tell everybody we classin' for it. And then we classin' for it. We ain't no guy there classin' for it. Well, yeah, that pretty much I'm still here, yo. Whatever the fuck. 25 years is like, okay, because you know 10 years is when you get your voice. Then the next 10 is like, okay, now you started. Seinfeld told me that shit. He was like, and I remember he asked me, how long have you been doing this? I was like, ah. It's fuckin' amazing. I saw you on stage and man, you got potential. That's great. I grew up watching Seinfeld. Seinfeld's a master of joke writing and shit like that. I'm not about to sit here and give motherfuckin' cream. Never made me laugh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm fuckin' funny to me. I'm fuckin' funny to me. And that's alright. Don't you go talk. No, we never got there. I was like, you know. You shoulda said white man Jean Ferre. No, he said to me. No, fuck all that. Then he tried to look for you. White man Jean. I'm from Mississippi. Fuck you, you talkin' about that. I ain't gettin' white folks pretty shit. I ain't gettin' white folks pretty shit. I ain't gettin' white folks pretty shit. Ain't never seen no white folks genius. You know that shit. That's it. Now don't be talkin' about it. Fuck them, they only make good Chinese food. That's it. And you know, fuck it. You niggas need to shut your mouth. Seinfeld ain't shit. Thank you, nigga. Keep your mouth shut. You just a goddamn slave. You a goddamn slave. You a goddamn slave. You a goddamn slave. All you niggas just can't wait to tap things. Give a nigga $5. Tap dance. You niggas get all my goddamn... White man genius. Seinfeld ain't shit. Goddamn it. Bill Cosby brought that goddamn... That station number one. That white man took and rode on his goddamn Cortex. That nigga that's stupid. It's like, man, fuck all these motherfuckers to kiss my ass, Jack. You gonna suck my dick. Seinfeld ain't shit. I don't give a fuck. A white boy can be no good and get all the money. This gotta be ten times better. Goddamn it. Time for this shit. Man, that's what it should be. A white man's got ten of his, he's got a goddamn special shit. Right now. I need to get me a pussy. Oh, shit. Charlie Chaplin a genius. That nigga never said shit. What the fuck are you? You're quiet and lying. You got to talk, man. We have to talk and use that. And your mama too. White boy put on a flannel. He made it. Levitate, because... Fuck, you want me to... Shit. You don't need a ticker. You need a fucking counter. How many motherfuckers you just didn't hit in that time period? I wasn't even trying to count. So I know I don't know. This nigga do everybody's... This nigga do Maya Angelou. Well, live. Who just saw that shit live, bro? That different. Man, I... Richard Croy had a goat, man. Never lie, because he covered everything. And then we... Because I got all his shit. We listen to that shit, that's when we stay up so late. We listen to... He's been doing concerts since the 60s, man. And Cosby was his influence. People don't realize. And Peoria, Illinois, not too far from Chicago. Damn there. Shit, the Jacksons of Gary, Indiana. That statue don't look like Ridge, though. Oh, it's garbage. It's garbage. Who is this? Nobody knows about my ass. Everybody knows about my shit. Nobody knows about Peoria's shit. The most famous statue. But if I was a slave, it'd be perfect. Ah, yeah. I ain't got a damn. Damn. Crazy. That's Richard Croy. Fuck shit. Fuck past my own shit. My kid is ass. All the money I got here. Damn. Shocking. Cosby influenced Richard Pry. Richard saw Cosby. He said, I want to do what that dude's doing when he was on Ed Sullivan. Cosby was the one on TV. Of course, did Gregory, too. Cosby was the clean, funny dude from Temple University, Philly. And Richard was... And then Richard got on those shows. But Richard was funny as fuck. Without Kersen. Richard was like, fuck being Cosby. Babyface Richard. Yeah. Because he'd be like, my father, my father was crazy, man. My father, man, he would just, man, he would make a sound with his paper. And he would be scared. That's what he did. But he was good. But then he was like, man, fuck Bill Cosby. I ain't gonna be Bill Cosby. I was raised in a fucking... My mom was a hoe. My mom, my dad was pimps. My father, my uncles were pimps. I was like, I'm gonna do what the fuck I do. And he became the crazy nigga that album where he's like this. And then 1971, April 29th, New York City, he started doing live and smoking. Everybody should watch that live and smoking. Yeah, he said some wild shit. With the little cheek men you bought it. That's New York City. April 1971, April 29th. And Richard Pryor is like... He's like, you know what? That's the first time I met white people and he's like, uh, is your mom home? I'll see if she's there. Come to get our dicks out. Okay. That's when he started talking about all that heavy shit. You know what I'm saying? Cosby was the guy... He said, your mom home? Tell the bitch we want to fuck. We want to fuck. He said something crazy on that tune. He said... He said, hello, are there any... Are there any little boys? Do you have anyone who can put ice cream on their chest? They can lick it off. This was real shit. Yeah, he said it on his birthday. He was showing up at the O.S. with all kinds of requests. Remember about fucking a gay dude, remember? Yeah, he said that shit. They ain't never fucked up. I don't want to say it. I wasn't even going to bring that shit up. They ain't never... I don't know. Just watch it. It's a lot of crazy shit that you probably never had anybody say. Audio wise, richer sounds dope. Like the audio shit be so fun. It's amazing. Super nigga again. Just so I can hear Ms. Hazel Dumpwood who just got off of narcotics. Yeah, man, he was the shit. And the black nationalist. He was just me first. Hey, man. Listen, man. What the fuck, baby? He was all the characters. See, man, the king of the earth came from the soil and brought up the roots. And dragging along the seeds dropping the seedlings. Isn't that man? And you guys... There's a point where people say, oh, well, people don't have attentions, man.