 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're playing Star Wars 4. It's Sims. No, Sims 4 Star Wars. I'm getting so confused what is going on with this game. The last expansion was a knitting expansion and this, wait for it, oof, is a Star Wars expansion. Don't worry, Jim, don't be sad. You'll get to go to the dark side soon, as soon as I figure out what the hell is going on. Help, I don't think I've ever clicked this before in this game. Yes, help me. This doesn't help like even, even slightly. Okay, I'll figure it out by myself. Ah, there's a lessons tab but that still has nothing about Star Wars. Do I just wait until someone shows up and says I'm the chosen one? Or do I try and go somewhere? There's a volunteer option. Maybe I can volunteer to join the Rebel Alliance. I'm going to offer up my adopted son. Oh, it's not here. Okay, he's gonna walk to fight the disease instead. Yes, I'd like to volunteer. Okay, what's your name? Oh no, not me. I'm volunteering someone else against their will. You are such a kind man. Would you like to put it to the test and duel me? I've no interest in magic anymore. That's old news. I want to be a Star Wars. Who painted this? This looks nothing like Turg. Oh wait, yeah, my son is volunteering, I forgot. Wander off the pathing got lost. Nothing looks familiar, no sims are around. Start to panic. Oh god damn, it's someone found it. Okay, ugly painting is gone. Where is my phone call telling me about the Star Wars? I sound like I'm about 60 the way I talk about it. I love the Star Wars. Knit girl is very hungry. Be sure to feed him before he gets taken away. Sorry, Knit girl. You were kind of bred for knitting really enough to be fed. Okay, it looks like a lot of YouTubers got this early. For some reason, the Sims and EA don't like me very much. Stay off our territory, okay? I'm the only one who doesn't crap all over your games, ironically. I'm the one who's like, oh, do you Star Wars? That's grand. I'll play that. Everyone else goes nuts and they still send them codes. Okay, this person immediately got a call. Just saying, hey, want to go to the Star Wars? I get nothing. They already can feel his dark energy. Come home. Yeah, I don't care about work anymore. Do you think it's the hat? Do you think that's why they're not calling him? Should I take off the hat? That looks like something you'd see in the Star Wars. I am Darth Trick or Treat. Fear me. He also has magic, by the way. All right, let's try a different hat. Oh my god, that is so scary. All right, that looks good, I think. Just a black cloak. Oh, there's a Star Wars aspiration. Try that. Okay, maybe this will sort the issue. I wish they gave me some sort of direction here. Stole the jukebox. I went to another lot in the hopes that they'll call me. Please, Star Wars, reach out to me. Yes, thank you, one. I always knew you were the one. Let's go now. I have no idea who you even are. Who will I bring? Bring Turg, leave the children. Now, kids, me and your uncle, Turg, are off to see the Star Wars. You'll have to stay here. Would you look at this? This is what I've always wanted in The Sims. The Star Wars. I refuse to call it anything except the Star Wars. Okay, so apparently the Star Wars strips you of your clothing, so ignore Turg's face. It's kind of messed up because he doesn't have his Turg prosthetics on. Let's just go to the canteen and drink our troubles away. Come on. I'm asking about the First Order. You can find him around the First Order cargo building in their district. Where is their district? First Order district. Okay, let's go there. You're my man. Okay, let me be evil, please. Will you see yourself in five years, you say? In your position. And you will be dead. What do we need to do? Spread First Order propaganda. Got the really upfront thing. Hey, you want some propaganda? I just said I'll believe whatever you want me to believe. This is great. Propaganda is easy in this world. Okay, spread all the propaganda. You're not the lieutenant. Oh, he's standing right next to me. Weird, I was just looking for you. Oh, god. You know I'm on the bad side when they play that music when I come to report back. Turkey's earned 360 on his day off. His day off from what? He doesn't do anything. Okay, I'm resealing crates and I'm inspecting citizen's IT. Jim's going on a bit of a power trip, I think. Supplies in demand. I need to retrieve the items from the crate and then just deliver it to an officer, but the offices are right next to the crate. So I don't really see the point in this. I think they're just trying to distract me. Yeah, like I got the supplies from these crates. She is standing right next to the crate and then I'm like, here is what was inside the crate and then that builds up my rapid. But I'm already getting pretty evil. I'm rank three. Oh, great. He's spooking the lieutenant. Probably not a good idea. Arrest resistance sympathizers. Are you a sympathizer? All right. If there's anywhere I'll find resistance sympathizers, it's at the resistance base. I will go straight there after their encampment. I don't know why they don't do this. They're right over there. All right. Where are you guys? Come on. I gotta arrest some of you. Please help me out. I'm new here. I don't know if resistance can, but take kindly to me checking their IDs. Oh God, he's fighting them. He's just walked into camp and he's fighting the resistance. Don't mess with Jim Pickens, buddy. It was a big mistake. Now check ID. I guess I can't arrest the actual resistance. Just the sympathizers. Oh, big brain. Yes. Talk to big brain. I heard you're looking to make a difference here. Blah, blah, blah. Okay. Go ahead, Tur. You work for the resistance. Jim will work for the dark side, but they're still going to use the body system and go around with each other. Jim is beating up this dude again. I'm checking the ID of everyone in the bar, not to see if they're resistance sympathizers. I just want to make sure they're of legal drinking age. Okay. Everything seems above board here. I think I need to be in the original district, but that kind of works because Turg wants to be there too. Turg wants to spy on them and I want to help them. So it all works out. Oh, I think I feel the force. The force is going to make me pee myself. Turg is just going right up to the lieutenant. He's like, so what are your secret plans? Resistance. I mean, what resistance? Yeah, fight them. Fight them, Jim. They're resistance sympathizers. Kill them, prison them or whatever. Don't act shock stormtrooper. Open fire. We despise each other. I think I'm sending to jail, but I still really need to pee. Yeah, I'm transferring her to a prison ship off world. Goodbye. Turg is not being very subtle. He's just right up there analyzing the ship. We have Jim looking for resistance sympathizers and Turg is right there. Yes, I found another one. Another sympathizer. Off we go. Come on, you're going to prison now? Yes, another one. Okay, that's all three. I just arrived to this world and I'm already shipping their people off to an off world prison. All right, transfer prisoners to prison ship. There he goes. Oh no, someone's attacking. A resistance X-wing in attack formation. Lore him to the Star Destroyer. The plan works and Jim watches and unsuspecting X-wing becomes locked in the tractor beam. More prisoners to bring in for questioning. Great job out there being evil, Jim. You're doing us proud. Debate location of resistance base. I was just there beating some of them up, but he's like the poster child of this movement. Hey, Jim, can I join the Tunnel Snakes? Cleetus now is not the best time, but sure, of course you can join the Tunnel Snakes as I'm off in another world, arresting people for no goddamn reason and sending them to prisons off world. Wait, I got a blaster rifle? What the hell? A thermal detonator? For what? Data spike? God, he's got so many cool things. Oh look, it's Kylo Ren. Haha, you're Navi. Hey, I'm Jim Pickens. One day maybe you'll be as evil as me. All right, I just cheated, so now he's my true lover. And you want to go make out in the spaceship or something? Why can we not make out anywhere? Meanwhile, the resistance is right there, just staring at us. Oh, his face is so unpleasant now that his prosthetics have been taken off. A criminal at the cantina. I'll take care of them, don't you worry. I want to impress his new lover, Kylo. Turg, you done spying? He just shouts that out right in front of them. Kylo Ren was standing right here a second ago and he's just spying on the crates. Oh wait, this is the guy from the resistance. I know you. So now you're on my turf, huh? There we go. There we go. Start fighting him. Arrest him. Come on, impress Kylo. Escorting prisoner. The sad music that's playing. I mean, to be fair, you came directly to our hideout after just getting in a few fistfights. Okay, he's locked away for good now. That was fun. Let's go try and find this criminal in the cantina. Betty's drinking underage. That's the death penalty where I'm from. Wait, why can I lock the door? Why can I lock everyone in the back? I don't own this, all right? Well, that's good to know for future reference. He wants money to tell me where the criminal is. No, I will threaten you. I will arrest you. There's no need to arrest me when I can tell you to get who you're really after. Go to the cantina late at night. You'll find them there. Well, that's where we are. How late is late? Because it's quarter to eight and I'm already tired. I'm getting on in years, okay? My body is decaying. All right, just blend in, Jim. Yeah, just blend in while we wait for this criminal to arrive. This is what resistance people do in their spare time. Oh, that's them, isn't it? That's gotta be them. Okay, it says 9 p.m. to 5 a.m. They're probably gonna show up. I thought Shrek just came in. It is not Shrek, unfortunately. You know, I've heard rumors that Shrek survived the blast from the bomb we set off a few episodes ago. I heard he's living at the impact site, funnily enough. Okay, this person showed up at exactly 9 p.m. So I'm wondering if it's them. Not them. All right, try the next person. I'm basically just being a bouncer. That would have been a good cover. Just pretend that it's an over-21s night. Wait, did... Who was the criminal? I got them, but I... Who was it? I was just inspecting everyone's ID and I got them. I don't even know where the criminal is, but I arrested them apparently. All right, back to Angus over there. Whatever his name is, Agni. I don't know. Report failure. God damn it. Did they just run off or something? I didn't see them at all. That was a stupid mission. On front of Kylo and everything, just when things were going well. Now I have to report my failure to Kylo Ren. He'll go easy on me. He loves me. Wait, what the hell? Dude, I'm gonna get my own lightsaber and I'm gonna kill you now. Okay, this is more like it. What do I need? What color do I want? I guess red to make the most sense. He's just assembling himself. Now we're talking. That's what we all wanted to see. Okay, he's a little too happy about that. All right, now the gym is armed and dangerous. I think that might be a good place to end the episode. I'm pretty happy with his progress. Yeah, look at that. He's flying along. He's ranked four. In fact, now that he's ranked four, I can get a few new items. For some reason, they're all limited. Wait, why can I not get that? I'm ranked four. All right, you know what? I'll settle for that. That's a good look on him. But yeah, I guess we will end it there. This has been fun. All right, Sims, I enjoyed it. I like the one person who makes Sims videos. He's like, yes, I had fun. Just please like me. Yeah, I hope you enjoyed the video. If you did, you can check out my other stuff. I post every single day and I stream over on Twitch as well. Link for that is in the description. But yeah, thank you very much for watching. And that's about it. Hope to see you next time. Bye for now.