 All right, Mel, introduce it. Hey, here we are again. This is more low-key. I'm sure very interesting things are going to happen. And everything is going to make sense. Very normal intro. That was a really good intro. That was great. We usually like deliberately fuck it up or do memes or something, but you just like clarity all the way there. Yeah, you know what, I'll aim to please. And you did. Give you a thumbs up. This show doesn't know that. I mean, it was about to say, this is the high of what we're going to see now. So down here from here. Yeah, I mean, you know, usually you do a whole like, so what are we expecting from episode four? And it's like, as we said at the end of, I'm pretty sure episode three is like speculation. Not really going to have any interesting speculation until the end of episode five, probably. Because really, all that you can expect is abject nonsense. We are like so beyond consistency and congruity. There's no point in even trying to guess what's going to happen. Well, to the point that if the entire TVA exploded, I'd be like, I don't know what that means. Yeah, I don't know what this means. I presume this is something that they expect in an episode. I'm really happy there's a little summary in the beginning because me trying to figure this out again in my brain right now after a week, I was like, I don't, I'm not sure. I think the continuity is like exploding or booming. Imagine this bottom summary. You remember from last. I didn't tell you what stuff is important to remember. That's plenty that you don't know to remember, but the previously is like, oh, okay, that character's featured prominently. I guess they got to be important so that you could just discard and memory whole everything else. Imagine there was like. It's never really up to us to remember. Oh, this is important. So we should be thinking about this thing and they don't have to remind us because, you know. I think it's more interesting what the show considers important than what we consider important because what we don't consider important is the temporal loom. That seems really incongruent with everything that was established in season one. It's hard to anticipate what they're actually going to show us in the recap, like what they consider important because the show is just like, Matt, I remember Stuttering Kang and Looney Tunes Chasing. Yeah, that was crazy. I could maybe did it in the mannequin. Yeah, I'm not quite proud about that. He mentioned it. Oh my God. That was very bizarre. Yeah, where she's just like this weird jealous psycho lady. You know, like, I can't take any of this seriously in terms of being a show. The steak, like, you know, Fringy was saying the steaks are completely nonsensical at this point. I'm just sort of along for the ride. It's more like, it's just about what they think is important, what they think is meaningful, what they think is the highest steaks or whatever. Because I don't know. I couldn't tell you. What is it? If in episode six, the events that I'm about to describe with a transpire, the question I'll have at the end of it will be, do you believe this is out of the reach of the show? If the primary characters decided in order to perfectly defend and maintain the loom, they got to get inside it and that there's this machine and they get inside it and they find the core of linearity. That's what they call it. And it's like this, this spinning sphere as long as we can re-put the fuses back, the time fuses, we'll fix everything. And then a portal opens and dark Loki comes in and he's like, you don't understand, we have to destroy the fuses. And then Loki says, I'll never let you do that. And then dark Loki says, I knew you'd say that. And they have a huge fight. And he's about to stab the fuses with his knife and Loki jumps in the way and takes it in the heart and falls over and goes cold. He's dead. It's all gone. Sylvie's crying and Mobius is crying. And dark Loki realizes he was wrong and he gives his life force to resurrect Loki and dies. And then Loki's back and we realize the universe was saved. If that happened, does that seem out of the limits of this show? Honestly, when you started, I think the idea of there being like a TVA basement where there's like a time fuse box with all the time fuses in it and it just treated really nonchalantly like a joke. I could legitimately see that happening any moment. Oh, damn, the time fuse popped out. Do we have any new ones? Those elements though, they just like dark Loki would be like, what is that? They'd be like, does it matter? They'd be like, true, I guess. There he goes, dark Loki. And when Loki says like, what is dark Loki? Where is he from? What's he created about? And then they're like, he is Loki without time. Ah, I mean, that doesn't seem like a line that is impossible for this show. No, it feels like that's the thing. Beyond time and space is something that shows always like to trot out. Beyond time and space at this point, anytime they hear it, it's like, oh, cool. This is like one of those shit shows. Like that could be the finale where they, you have all the sacred timeline and the timeline branches and then they'd be like, there's something they didn't tell you and there's like a mirrorverse of all of that timeline stuff, but it's dark. It's all dark branches and all those branches don't have time. And that's where dark Loki's from. He's a place without time. You're like, how do you have a timeline without time? And then they're like, yeah, I know, it's crazy. Don't think about it. It'd be great. Are they ever going to explain the purple fart monster or any of these things? Are we ever going to see them again? I don't think we're ever going to see them again. Maybe we're done with him, yeah. I think they forgot that that was the whole thing. Well, he was trying to try, but also real. The one lady went back to the place at the end of time or whatever it's called. So maybe she used that to eat more time or something. I don't know. Well, guys, there's only one way to find out. Make shit up, too. And I don't even write for Disney. There's only one way to find out. Let's find out. Oh, yeah, that was the thing that they solved in one episode. Why is the subtitle at the top? What the hell? Keeps on slipping. Oh, there we go. Wow, the subtitles were out of space for a moment there. Out of space, out of time. Wow. You're out of touch. I'm out of time, time. But I'm out of my head when you're not around. I'm going to copyright. You'll stand by to prune yourself after this turns green. Oh, yeah, we never found out who pruned him in episode one. Remember? Yeah, who did that? Oh, yeah. Oh, I wish I hit care. Is there? Well, they just said you'll. Now I've forgotten what even happened in that episode. Prune yourself. It was supposed to prune himself, but then someone else did it for him. But we don't know who it was. What if it was Dark Loki? Remember, he's out of time. Oh, yeah, that's right. They sent these two to the end of time. Yeah, you give me a thank you. And they're going to do something catastrophically bad to the rest of the characters as a result because Sylvie's retarded. Oh, thank you for going fast this time with the intro. They're like, oh, we got shit to do. Oh, whoa. Oh, my God, is this the Bifrost? Is it the sacred timeline? Oh, wait, no, it's just multiverses. All right, never mind. You know, this concept is so fabulous. All of the work of Phase Four is just going so great. We're just going to reset it. What's their debris in the time? Oh, that's there. That was the place where this built, which makes you wonder, how do they breathe? Is there air here? Yeah, don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. What's the temperature? Is it a nice school, you know, 15, 20 degrees? Well, it must be like 70 or something because they're not even like Fahrenheit, because they're not like mentioning it or even talking about it. What is this? Just watch. Look, here's a thing that shows you everything. Hey, I pressed a button. So it's almost ready. What the hell? Why'd you make it so small? Utopia at the end of time. Utopia? For all time. Man, does that mean you get old? Always. Do you have to eat? Why are you calling him he who remains, just Kang? Do they know that they've revealed that or not? No. They like to keep calling him this for some reason and it's really lame. It's a lame name. He doesn't remain. He was killed. The TVA awaits our command. That's a great line. Shall we go? I'll catch up. Do you need a device to do that? Should I leave you a device to open the portal? He's Lord of Time, Rex. You can do anything. So this was recorded in the past, maybe. It's a good thing that she found the thing that had all this recorded and shows her the stuff. Pull up protocol 42. Oh my God, protocol 42. What's that? Erase her memories. Oh, erase her memories, no. Erase all their memories. If you say so. Everyone in the universe's memories or everyone in the TVA's memories? Yeah. It's a good thing that was all recorded and saved. Which is something the Miss Minutes can do, presumably on Kang's will, I don't know. You didn't just help. It was you who commanded the army. You commanded the obby lull. Oh yeah. Joe did. So he built this little tower and while he sat on his throne, I continued to do all the work to keep him there. That's less worrying compared to the fact that you've got a whole life he's stolen from you. What are you proposing? That we don't need him. Maybe we never did. Why? I guess Miss Minutes need anyone. She seems like a super mega powerful AI who could float around in this shit. Wasn't you horny for him like last episode? She was super horny for him, but she didn't even recognize it was, she was horny for one person that wasn't the person she was in love with. You know what I mean? Like that was obviously, she doesn't understand that I guess. It seems like a lot of Marvel stuff doesn't understand that if they're the same person from a different universe, they're not the same person. They have an entirely different history. Well even a same person from however many years back isn't the same person. You know what I mean? Yeah, exactly. Oh God. How it's you? I don't know how we haven't talked about his hair. What the fuck is that? Isn't someone supposed to be with him? Yeah, we're both here. I thought they went both of them with him. We're working in Mobius. Are you? You're... When they just behind him, I have genuinely confused. Oh there they are. They took ages for some reason. You have to trust us, and we don't have time. I'm from Chicago. I don't trust anyone. Okay. We'll war them out here. Oh fuck off. Can I ask what you did with Renslayer? He trusted me. Just grab him and get him to the door. The universe is exploding or multiverse or whatever. I kind of craved to think about the fact that the show was already half over. Yeah. I feel like we've not achieved much. Not done anything? Nothing. Because what does Progressive look like? Is that my loom? He recognizes the loom from the sounds. Yeah. It's so much more advanced. It's so much more advanced. It's indistinguishable. I don't know why they're not just kidnapping him style. Like they need his aura, remember? Yeah. Why do they need this one guy to fix it? Don't you have mechanics? Is aura rags? They need his aura. Can't get his aura from a film machine. All the timelines, so that's the right aura apparently. So Doc's alive. She's in holding with the others. We can't keep them there forever. She's a general of the TVA. You can convince her that this new version is worth protecting. I just don't understand what the hell is even happening structurally in this facility. Yeah, I'm kind of just like blank. I don't know what to think about like any of this. Just blow it up. It makes things easier if you just blow it up. I'm just so confused that they have this loom now that just gets all the things in one time. So I built all of this. Can't we just take a look at this? Just wait, it's not that great. And we don't have time. Come on. I mean, if they could just mention like the world's stability is dependent on you being over here. So could you just come over here? Shouldn't be hard to convince them yet. They're just being so vague about it. The four people who work in the TVA are here here. Ouroboros, you wrote the TVA handbook. We don't have time. No, we don't, but they're not acting that way, are they? I learned everything I know from a brilliant 19th century invention and Victor Timely. How doesn't he recognize that this is him? So if your work is based on his work and his work is based on your work, exactly which came first? I'm sure it is. It's like a snake eating its own tail. Oh. It's not a snake eating its own tail. That's not me. No, because a snake's head clearly has the beginning point. That's not even what I associate Ouroboros with, like as a concept. I associate it with complete global saturation. Yeah, that's the best association. Yeah, that's total global saturation. Ouroboros. He would improve this show if he was just here in this room right now. He would just set everything right. What's this? I think we should kill Sylvie. It looks like it's to scale, though. One of us will have to take our throughput multiplier and launch it towards the loom. It will scale the loom's capacity to manage the backlog of branches. Sure, just do it, go. That was created when someone released all those branches and ruined my life. I kind of like that. I feel like they really don't know what they're doing with Sylvie anymore. You know, like she just seems to be here. We need to make the rings bigger so more branches can fit through. What does it mean for timelines to have mass, you know? So they can fit through the loom, yeah. What does it mean that they are comprised of physical matter as represented in this room? Why is the loom not capable of just dealing with what they're dealing with? Why is it that it has to do, if it's beyond time and space, then don't they have to deal with them? I mean, Loki's really gonna have to hoof it then, right? Why is it suddenly me having to hoof it? Well, Loki is invincible and he has magic powers. Of course you go and do it. I just don't think it's me. It doesn't matter who it is. It's doable. Loki can do it with, he's got magic. I was about to say, surely he could possibly do it with an illusion too. Oh, and that's also worth remembering that Loki is far and wide the strongest person. You know, he can't use magic in the TV, yeah. Ah, yeah, right, right, right. Because that's a rule they made up. Our throughput multiplier has not yet worked. Why? Doesn't work. Wait, let me guess. I'm gonna come up with the solution. I'm gonna pretend this 19th century guy can even fucking comprehend what's happening here. He's very smart, shut up, Rex. Lume's temporal decay outpaces your multiplier's throughput capability. I have the same problem. Yeah, same problem with your loom. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, of course it did. You know, this one is like the size of a skyscraper and yours was maybe two meters long. It's a total type. I mean, it's not really anything, right? It's a little model. Yeah. I don't understand. Yeah, like what? Integrating them, if that would even work, would take a long time. Yeah, a long time. What does time mean here? I thought there was no time here. If anyone can, it's you. OK. So is he gonna betray him at the end and turn evil? Mm. You guys are right about Sylvie. Like, she's just standing here. She's around here. I don't want you to go around. Paying attention. I can send her back to McDonald's or something. All right, let's have a little pie while we wait. Pie. Yeah. What is the matter with you? What's the matter with you? We're waiting for them to build this thing. Yeah, there's nothing she can do. Everything is turning to shit. And whose fault is that? And you want to leave it to them while we go and have some pie? Oh, can someone slap it, please? Or is she just going to rant and be correct? Please don't let it be correct. Come on, let's go and get some pie. Doesn't matter that the branches are dying because of you. You want to go find a closet to mope in, or? You found out you were a variant and you haven't even looked, have you? He has. Maybe I don't care. But also, he's got work to do. Yeah. I just find it funny. They randomly grab a bit of the meaningful stuff and play with it for a second, and then ignore it. Timelines are just lines on a monitor. Doesn't matter if you disappear, because you've never bothered to look if one of them was yours. Bro, he just said he wanted some pie. It's so good. God, the fucking righteous indignation is so misplaced. He's allowed to have pies. There's nothing else he can fucking do right now. Yeah, have you even looked into your life? No, I've been busy trying to save the multiverse because of you on the stage. Yeah, and it's perfectly valid to not look at your own lost life. I'd be tempted not to myself. I think we find there are reasons for that. Like, she's just fucking bat shit. Whoa, he's created an identity. All right, these are all the people who try to blow up all the multiverses. Yeah, Brad is in there, I guess. They have one cell, so they put all the conspirators together in the same room. Well, this budget cuts in the TVA ranks, yeah. I think if we put our heads together, we can get out of this room, and we can get back to our lives. This is why you don't keep them all in the same room, so that they can't plan to escape. In RimWorld, if you keep all your prisoners in the same room, then it increases the chance that they'll break out, because they're like, I don't want to die in here. Well, it seemed like you gave up when you sold out our plan. So they put them in here with them? Oh, that's not very good for Brad. That's not very good. No, it's not. He's very lucky that they have an old cell. Brad helped you, and you put them in here with these guys. So funny to think about a screen time Brad's gotten in this season, but I don't know who the fuck is Brad. Don't you think you earned your life? No! No. I like how nobody else in this room has a perspective. Well, they're like Alan Wake II NPCs. Nothing's going on there. Oh, my God. You have no authority to keep us here. Actually, I'm pretty sure she does. I don't want any of this, and I certainly don't want to be talking to you. I didn't want to make this video. What do you want? Your help. You and your Minutemen. What? No, use the rest of the TVA. Don't use these people. Why the fuck would you need their help? You have all of the TVA at your disposal. It's kind of weird. They don't appreciate that we've had many shots of this massive landscape filled with out-with-buildings, filled with TVA employees. Probably more than that. Probably no, yeah. Probably no, it's infinite. But they really need this dozen people. We need like 20 people, exactly. Also, by the way, they have access to all the timelines. I'm sure they can find some superheroes to help them out if anything goes bad. Yeah, that's always an option, just kind of different timelines and recruit advantages. Well, they literally have a good idea of these songs. 20 soldiers with 20 melt sticks is about as effective as just a guy with a melt gun if they have that. Imagine just giving Iron Man the melty blasters, you know? And by the way, what she said like, can I trust you? If we have to fight to defend this place, can we trust you? It's just like, no. No, we're back in a pi room. Just a few days ago, she laid a group of people to destroy what, dozens, maybe hundreds of timelines filled with countless lives. Oh, great, they're going to have a talk. Yeah, they're basically just as evil as the TV are. This is the pie. I don't even care. This is the pie and fueling room. Oh, no, it's affecting the pie lights. No, oh, no, not the pie lights. EFAP pie lights. I asked for your help and you walked away. No, I didn't. I'm here, aren't I? Again. Oh, my God. They really need to just, they got to stop. She's written so repulsively. You're only here because you couldn't kill him. Yeah, I couldn't kill him. Timely just looked so scared. He who remains wasn't scared. Oh, that's their excuse for why she was able to kill one and not the other, I guess. They didn't even give her like a character about like free will and better to have chaos instead of be restricted by the timeline. Yeah, what is her objective on the multiverse existing? She doesn't seem to have any. She's just like, open around about random bullshit instead of like, no, I took a thing. I'd rather that the timelines were free and people were free to make their decisions and come what may. I think that's more important. You spared Timely's life and because of that the TVA and those timelines will survive. Oh, will they? Maybe those people will survive. You spared their lives too. Yeah, you shouldn't be saying that's definitely gonna happen. It's tough to weigh up when you get to like the what's an infinite trillion over here versus an infinite trillion over there? It's like, it's so mind bogglingly big. It's just like my brain is shut down. All those dead branches, those dead people that's the TVA's fault. No, it's your fault that that was even a thing in the first place. What about those branches that are still living? That's because of Mobius and B-15. Still retarded, she calls herself B-15. What if you were wrong to believe that this place can be any better? Is this the plot for this season about can the TVA be better? Is that really what they're going for? I don't even know like what they're trying to like do. First of all, we struggle to understand their motives but secondly, like they've already just gotten their free will back. So maybe. It would just be easier to burn this place down and start from scratch. Sure, burn it down. Easy. Is Loki about to point out that like you can't just destroy the TVA because like as it exists right now it's kind of integrally tied to the way that time and multiverses work. So you have to fix it. You can't just destroy it. Hope is hard. Okay, so. Okay, I guess she's now convinced them that that makes sense. She's just been a brat. An absolute brat. I know all of this. I'm saying it like 10 times. She's so thick. So timely can save the TVA. And then we hope that the TVA turns into something good. We hope it turns into something good. It's like, yeah, I guess. I don't know that you hope you just work to make sure that it's good. Yeah, also we have this or the ultimate annihilation of everything. So I don't know. It doesn't feel like a choice. It's like, why don't we just destroy everything? It's like, I don't know. It sounds lame. You can't give people free will and then just walk away, Sylvie. I mean, you could. You literally could though. That could she be like your thing. That could be like, I've given you free will. You could do what you want with it now. I mean, it's not gonna be a difference for normal people anyway. They wouldn't know, right? Yeah, most people living their lives wouldn't even know. How do you, how can they distinguish choices that they believe they're making for free will? Oh my God. And actually choices. Could actually be an intelligent discussion. We are a gods place. We are gods. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, there it is. But that just means we're very powerful. Yeah, she's like, no, not that kind of God. You know what I mean? We're like, you know, God's powerful. I guess that could be an angle that Loki actually feels like he has a responsibility, which again, I don't know that 2012 like he would feel this way. But no, he has a responsibility to fucking rule over people. His development is permanently fucked thanks to the first season anyway. It didn't even get any point. Oh God, I don't care about Brad. I can't believe they kept something in the same fucking room. I don't care about Brad. Brad again. That's what they do, the TVA prunes traders. We need a backup plan. Do they have listing devices for this room? Golly. Oh God. Oh, didn't Sylvie about, she left you with like a fucking thing to teleport. There's B-15. She's setting in place her plan to control the TVA. Are they not, are they not watching this? Do they not have guards watching this or a security camera? There's nothing. Or someone looking through the window? Prison cells don't have security cameras or people watching them. That's just crazy talk. This is really disappointing, I must say. I know, I'm working on myself. Fucking cartoon clock. I don't even know what to do with that. This place is hours away from becoming a crater in the cosmos, driven into the ground by two variants. What, your variants? And also- Isn't everyone variants at this point? Who cares if you're a variate or not now? Variate doesn't even mean anything. Yeah, it's like if you said like, oh Rax, you're a variant, I'd be like, okay. Yeah, a variant of the sacred timeline, but sacred based on what Kang said, I guess. It literally means nothing to me. It's not more sacred than any of the other ones. Yeah. It's no more important than any of the other ones. That's just a matter of perspective. Oh, shit, evil eyes. They're gonna threaten lead a lady. For the first time, I finally am seeing the bigger picture. Rensley is evil, she's gonna kill her with the machine. Please stop. You made a rather impressive life for yourself on the timeline. Man, so what if they hadn't left this machine in this room? What would you do then? Look at me. You've been here the two days before. What are we doing? Like having the most emotional moment in the whole season is between these two? Yeah, I was going out here. Damn. I was like, fucking crap, dude. Oh, no. And it's drinking. Make your choice. Will you join Rensley or will you be crushed into a little can? How does it feel knowing that all of us here would rather die than follow you out that door? Yeah, it's pretty cool. I guess some of them would make that choice. They didn't really say anything. Yeah, she's just loving this. Jesus Christ, are they actually gonna kill them all this way? They actually do it. Wow, did they really do that? You imagine how fucking terrifying that would be to crush alongside all those people? Yeah, yeah, the screaming and the... Well, you'd see like little flash explosions. Blood flattering everywhere, bones crunching by your ear. And again, the TVA isn't... They don't know any of this has happened. Nope, no recording stuff in your lids. No security at all. They're not looking through. What is the angle with Brad? I don't know what the fuck that was. She just killed all those people, like, wow. Why was she so emotional? And for some reason, they wanted to show Miss Minutes was really enjoying it too. Yeah, yeah, that was kind of creepy. He's like, no, yeah, I get it. She's really, she's evil. She's just really evil now. And Disney doesn't have the balls to show what they were just showing us, so to speak. So it's like, why didn't it sound like really quick? And why not just teleport them out and you tell us that they've been teleported to a place that will kill them instead of... And also, all of them, they were all NPCs. They just didn't have any perspective or anything. They were just, none of them were like, oh no, I'd rather be outside this box. Hot cocoa machine? Yeah. Why do you think that's interesting? You're making time looms. So a machine that makes hot cocoa is interesting in a fucking retard? Jesus Christ. Yeah, you have a machine that can control time. I feel like that does trump everything. About this hot cocoa machine. Wow, he is like obsessed with this cocoa machine. That shouldn't even be hard to theorize, considering from the time he's from. Yeah, they probably have that in the time he's from. Yeah, were you not looking at it? What are you just walking through? Show us. Show the pile of flash. Do it. They're not going to do it. Give us something. I mean, your reaction is okay. You left the machine in here. The machine was in here. You left the machine in here. Oddly enough, she's like the character that I don't mind. I don't even know what her character is. They're actually showing him the hot chocolate machine. I think the most that I have for that character is that she's realizing that the TVA, the way that it operated was bad and she wants to make it better. Yeah. What's happening? They're doing a comedy beat, which seems really awkward after the character just found a pile of flash. Yeah. Like in the other room, this is really badly placed. Why does he really want to give it to this guy? Has he somehow spiked it? Yeah, he spiked it. Wow. No, no, no, no. Still behind. Oh, it's not rad. Oh, it's not rad. Where did you send him? Yeah, I don't know where that sends you at this point. I'm sorry. Wait, what is that? What are you? Why are you here? What is going on? Brad, what is... Brad. Man, imagine Brad came to get Kang at any other time. He would have found him in this room. Whoops. Good thing he wanted that hot chocolate. Good thing he really wanted to go and get the hot chocolate from the machine. Is that all that was for? Yeah, that was it. If it was me, I would have said, that's great that you want to see the hot chocolate machine, but maybe we'll do that after you save the universe. Yeah. And all the hot chocolate you want. Because I'm weird. The first hot cocoa powder producing machine was in 1828. It's gonna span it. She's taking control of all the systems. That's why the 10 pads aren't working. Grab the multiplier and let's get it timely. This fucking... They've just figured it out. They can't do the basic logic again. It's all just fucked. Good job, guys. Why are they not... Yeah, fantastic. Of course there's no cameras in this whole facility. Timely's gone. Miss Minnitz is back. Oh, no. Docs and her team are dead. It's gotta be Renslayer. Yeah, sure. I mean, if only... I guess we weren't looking at all of the prisoners we put together in the same room with the death box device. So that was kind of... Hey, Sylvie. I thought you were gonna deal with Renslayer. What happened with that? Are you working with her? That's all on her. I'm not kidding. I'd be like, I assume you're working with her because, like, why... How could you have fucked that up? Because remember, Sylvie's... Sylvie's interest is sabotaging the TVA. It looks like what that's what's happening here. I'm so tired of Miss Minnitz. I think what annoys me a lot is that the animation of it, and I'm just like, go away. You're gonna talk when I say you can. And only then, you're gonna tell us where to find your device. Don't they have a map of the TVA here at the TVA? Wouldn't it be down where Obi is? If you don't like what I have to tell you, it's a very small box. Why do you guys keep... Just break its fingers? Yeah, I just start breaking bones. It's just so fucking weird. Okay. Oh, no. We got to hurry because this is happening. This is the one that's breaking. Oh, no. This is doing a thing. The loom, it can't stand. There's too many timelines. What happens if the loom explodes? What does that mean? Now they're suddenly in a rush. Are we on a clock or not? They're trying to make it seem like there's all this tension and they turn it on and off. They do have cameras. Oh, they do have cameras here at this range. Come on. Oh, my God. Okay. Wow. Wait, she was in an elevator in the first episode, right? Are we looping? Yeah, you're right. Yeah. You can get out. It's an elevator. You're like a god of whatever. Oh, yeah. I remember Loki got teleported into the future, remember? Yeah. Is he going to zap himself? Wait, so there could be multiple Lokis then. Dark Loki, let's go. I see, yeah. See? Yeah, remember? Oh, my God. How brilliant is this? Storytelling. This is why people were given the first four episodes because it's all sealant. What a great story. No, but IGN gave it like a five, right? Well, IGN, they're bad at reviewing. You don't disagree with that, do you? She's going to see Old Loki when she opens up the door. Yeah, okay. Pretty tech savvy. Pretty tech savvy. Did she say that about herself? Wow. Yeah, why not? You can do everything else. Who's Aptim? It's going to be Loki. Why would that mean anything, though? Because it's cool. Dark Loki. You mean Dark Loki? It would just be present-day Loki, right? He's Dark Loki because you'll have darker colors. And this is Light Loki with his light colors. Mid Sylvie because she sucks. Come on. Oh, here it comes. It's the payoff. Yeah, that is. Okay, he did zap himself. I don't know why this would mean that. Yeah, okay. So now I'm back on yours. I was like, why? What does this mean? And he only did it because he knows it happened, right? So it's another cool loop. Yeah, like, what's the music? Why? We know what's going to happen. What are we supposed to think about this? Yeah, okay. We saw what happened already, show. He's really slow. We'll get you. But why? I promise you this will make sense. What? No, that is the best line for the entire MCU. That's perfect. I promise you this will make sense. That is fucking glorious. That needs to be on the end. The end credits clip for every single thing ever. This will all make sense. Hello? About time. What's taking you guys so long? You'll never believe what's happening. Ravana rents layers, it's taking the fuses out of the time box and now everything's destroyed. This minute is sabotaging everything. We've got the system. We'll lose the entire safety system. So what? Oh wait, is he going to go do it? Is that the idea? The dampeners that prevent people from using magic at the TVA. We would have to turn that off too. Wait, you can't turn that off. Is he going to die and be out of the show? Thank God we can get someone else who works here. That gives them their magic abilities. Oh my God. So I thought this was like a universe thing, but no, they do that. It's been such a dumb fucking rule that they can't use magic here. You know, they're just going to turn it off so they can't use magic. Someone's trying to rebuild the sys-sys-sys-system. Bye, Miss Minutes, you cunt. What's happening to you? They're taking me offline. Good, you're a monster. You're like the fucking... Yeah, good. Victor, I need to tell you, tell you, tell you, tell you. She had something important to say and she couldn't get it out before she was gone. I need to tell you. She'll never be here. Okay. Hi. I'm Miss Minutes in the ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta. Don't get anything to do with Miss Minutes, but whatever, she's gone. That's new. What? Go, go where? Do what? What's he going to do? Well, the system's offline. Doesn't that mean that like, Victor Timely could just run away and they can't stop him? And couldn't? Couldn't Brad just zap Renslayer? I have no idea why she's all like... Oh, that spin. That was cool, bro. Why? Why? It gives you double damage. What do you say, X-Fine? Fancy a rematch. Oh, he's got his magic back, so you're fucked now. Oh, she's eating his memories. He's eating my soul! What is she even capable of doing? No idea, Rex. No idea. That's Loki, then. What's going on? He even did the spin. He's really a good character. Wouldn't it have been better to see him leave, not show us Loki and Sylvie meeting him and then to show us this? I didn't think I'd see you again so soon. What was that? What was that? Was that just a mild distraction? Wow, okay. Did they just talk him into doing it anyway? Did she mind control him? Is that something she can do? I thought she was like remote controlling him. That's just really funny to me, because it doesn't beat anything, though. Oh, in a good manner. Yeah, there you go. He's back to doled out. That's a good idea to let him be back to free will. I probably should have made him zap himself as well. Yeah, because he's going to come after you guys now. I am up in the birthday them. They ran out of there like they need to leave before it runs out, which is just dumb. First, we need Mr. Timely's aura scan so we can get the blast doors open. Just put your head in the scanner. Why didn't you do the scan the first time you got here? Is that safe? I haven't tested it. Theoretically? It's all right. Yes, it's perfectly safe. We use it all the time. Let's do it. You'll get some more hot cocoa. Welcome. He who remains. The aura, they got it. So he's called he who remained by the computer as well. I just, I wouldn't call myself that. I just be like, hey, welcome rags. I'm like, hey, it's just clunky. It's not as cool as they think it sounds. They think it sounds so much cooler. Yeah, but it really isn't. I'll put the suit on. Wait. And you do it with a dampener. Guys, we can't do the I am spotted because then you got to get going. Something wrong could happen. I mean, they do have their magic back, so why can't they make an illusion to it? I can make Brad do it. Yeah, make Brad do it. If Brad dies, no one will give a fuck. When those doors open, get down the gallery as fast as you can. Oh, how do I suit up? Is that hard? They go to check if it's airtight. I actually thought it would have been an effective payoff somewhat if while they were all arguing that lowly worker just did it himself. I thought that's what they were going for when he was going down the stairs. If they were to start baiting that he's going to die from doing this, what would that mean? I don't know. Who even is this guy? How does that affect the timeline? Is this Kang Powers or something? It'll like Kangify him by doing this. I just assume this song is going to be okay. Lol. Whoops. We did it. This reminds me of a Maroc. Why? I don't know. It'll all make sense for me. That's comedy. That's pretty funny. I think if I was actually in the room, I would have laughed. I'd have been like, What? Where is he? He's dead. The temporal radiation is just too high. That's such a dandy climax, holy shit. You guys sent him out there. Not knowing it's the radiation level. You couldn't test that. You don't have a little meter that tells you what it is. How do they not have a robot that can do it? An automated system of some kind. I don't even know what happens if this blows up. They had Brad. They had illusions. Oh, wait, wait, wait. He couldn't have saved it in time anyway. No. He didn't have time, so... What? Yeah, it is. No, but what's happening? I don't even know if this is... What does this do? I don't know what this means. Oh, man. I'm so worried for my characters, my precious, precious characters. Something could happen that could be bad or good or... Stop acting. There's no point. I know. I know. Give it up, Tom. He's a man of principle. They paid him. Okay. Is that it? Yes. Yeah, credit. It's okay. All right. Okay. That's it. I don't know what that means. Yeah, I don't know what that means. I don't think I've ever been more lost in a TV show. Yeah. I have no idea what happened here. They blew up the TVA now. What does that mean? All right. This is honestly one of the most ridiculous shows I've ever seen. Yeah, I would be so... I would be so fascinated to know what the creators of the show want you to think about. Yeah, that would be interesting. That would be interesting. Because I have no idea. I don't know what it means in the temporal room that has blown up. I don't know what that means. Because even in terrible shows, you usually have an idea of what they're trying to achieve here. I'm just baffled by every scene. Well, so I have to assume that this might be one of the most important things that's happened in the MCU, surely. I've got to. Like all of the timelines, something's going on with them. And yet, at the same time, I know it doesn't matter that much because none of these stories really matter that much in the grand scheme of things. It's like the worst of both worlds. There's a celestial poking out of Earth. That's a big deal. But simultaneously, no story going forward is ever going to acknowledge it. So it basically doesn't matter. And that's like a problem that affects a lot of these shows. So even though this has happened, I presume this doesn't actually matter that much. Is it supposed to be like a setup to cause the big multi-versal fleams for the Avengers movies, though? One of the problems is that I don't really understand where this show actually sits in the timeline. I know it's like, oh, funny, but like, where is this like chronologically? It's always and forever, right? It's always. So it has to have happened before. The Avengers one timeline. I guess what I'm saying is I don't know where the point is drawn, where the stories that we've seen up until this point or the stories going forward are influenced by this event. Presumably it was always this way, right? Because all of time is running. I think it'll change depending on which creator you are. This show should have never been made. This should have never made this show. Oh, no. This is just 30s before. Loki is the most catastrophic entry in the MCU, I think. Because anyone who likes, like, rules in like magic system or sci-fi or just anything, it's got to be grounded in some way, shape, or form, and they just refuse to do any of that to where you just stop caring. Like, I don't know how it works. I have no idea what this means. I feel nothing. I have no idea what any of this means. I don't mind being confused, but when you get me to the point where like, I don't even care for an explanation, this is just nonsense. That's when you've just like, that's when you fucked up. I just have no idea what's going on, and I don't really care to know because there's nothing about it that's particularly interesting. It's not going to be satisfying. Not everything that I like about the show is basically production values, but as for like any genuine investment in the story at this point, it's just like, yeah, I mean, it's just nonsense, bullshit every episode, and that's that. You say that. I'm getting the same feeling. But one of the characters said, I promise you this will make sense. That's true, yeah. That's pretty perfect as I, honestly, that's glorious. Like if we just get that, that might be a gift. That was truly a gift. It's double funny because shortly after everything explodes. It's all going to make sense and then everything ends. You know, the funniest part is like nothing in the episode made sense after that line. Like it was all just like random. Well, nothing made sense before either. It's kind of interesting to think that this was the bundle that was presented to the press. This is Loki, and this is what we're willing to show you for you to form some conclusion about the show, the will in some way, shape or form influence people's expectations going into it. It's okay, I guess, yeah. The multiverse is over maybe. I really feel bad for Tom Hiddleston at this point. He's putting in an effort that no one else is doing. I've seen at the end like that final shot of him just like tearing up, absolutely destroyed at this nonsense. And it's like, damn, man, I do really feel bad for you. You're trying so hard. In service of garbage. It deserves better if you really do. They should throw us a curveball and there's no two more episodes. It's just over now. This is the end. I could just take a break for five years with the MCU. Yeah, that'd be pretty funny. You know what? I'll wait five years to figure out what the fuck just happened there because we really need one. That'd be a Chad move right there. But hey, I think the director said the next episodes are going to be the best in the series. Oh, boy. Well, if the director says so... Wouldn't it be funny if he said, no, we hit our peak here like it's all down there? That was peak television right there. Oh, my God. If you had to pick what's your favorite moment of these four episodes? Is there anything to compliment? When Short-Round said that Sylvie ruined his life. That was pretty funny. She ruined ours. Okay, bye-bye, everybody. Bye, everyone. Toodaloo. See ya. Bye. I promise you, this one makes sense. What'd you bring me?