 All right, hello. I'm in New York. This place is weird. Okay. What? What is happening? Wait, that's the Eiffel Tower? No way. That's fine. That's fine. Wait, Madison Square Garden? It's a circle. Wait, that's amazing! Oh, I got a CVS here. Wow, dude, New York's amazing, dude. F-C-V-S. Dude, so we made it. We made it to New York. Wow, that's the Empire State Building. I think it's the Empire State Building. Yeah, guys, it is three o'clock right now in New York, but pollution is blocking the sunlight. Okay, I'll tell you the first thing's first about this place. I took a one-step into the city. I looked outside and I said to myself, yeah, this place just looks like Batman. This place literally, I've never been to New York before. This place literally just looks like Batman. The way people dress, the way people walk, the way people move, the colors, it's just gray. It's either gray or it's night. Those are the two times of the day here. Nobody follows street signs, really. Street signs are suggestions here. Oh, as you can see, there's a prime. Oh, she made it. Very good. Just like .2 miles an hour. They're just walking in between cars. Like an insane person. It's wild, dude. Yeah, New York is certainly something. Buildings are huge. Everything here is business. Everything here is corpore. Oh, let me tell you about getting here. I've probably had one of the most interesting like airplane trips on the way here. First thing's first, I get to the airport. I pack line. I got a bag. I got a personal item. It's you guys. I go through TSA. Whenever I go through TSA, agent stops me as I'm about to go through and he's like, hey, good job saving mischief the other day. It's like, I just started laughing. Wait, where am I going? I just started walking. United States post office. That's crazy. He even sounds official. What are you doing in New York? I'm trying to find the guy that actually runs New York. I hear all these rappers say they run New York. I don't know which one actually does. So we're trying to find out who it is. Go in. Is this good? This place is pretty. Making Melrose the first stop. So they still use trains here. Why is New York in like the third world? Who uses trains? In Texas, we just fly private jets everywhere. This place is crazy, though. Doesn't this look sick? This place is so like, it's actually like so pretty. Guys, the entrance to Hogwarts is here. I found him. Tim Apple. There he is. The Apple Store in New York has made it to the next level. They don't even have any products available. Hey, what's up? Yo, what's up? Dude, I'm here. Oh my god. Dude, you're here. Yeah, good to meet you. Enjoy. Nice. Thanks. So is it true that you guys actually you've evolved to the point where you don't have any products and like you guys just when somebody says they want something you just spawn it instantly? Would you see it man? Would you see it in your eyes? You're like you want X and then we just got you in there. That's crazy. That's what the Apple Store in New York has evolved to that point. Really? Do you want a picture? Yeah, of course you're in. All right, cool. Thanks. I mean, I was just walking around. So this is random. Totally random. All right, we'll see you. Wait, what? Seeking asylum is not a crime? They're talking about hell. This is obviously some political thing, but I'm just I'm in I'm in I'm in New York. How can I stop thinking about Batman? Homies out of breath from walking. Okay. That's bullshit. I'm not out of breath from walking. I'm out of breath from the stairs of the Apple Grand Central Station. Stop spreading lies. NYC Street food is the best. You know the original Halal guys is here. Check this out. The original Halal guys is here in New York in a in a food truck and like a food stand. But right next to the original Halal guys is another Halal food stand. They name themselves the original guys. You want to talk about a leech. They literally their entire business model is based around confusing people to make them think they're the original Halal guys and it works. People show up and they're like, oh yeah, this is them. But dude, it's crazy like the culture here like they have like newsstands and it's all kinds of crazy stuff. Dude, look at look at the sky, dude. There's so much pollution in this city. That's right. That damn liberal pollution. That's right. Okay, buddy. Yo, what's up? How's it going? What are you doing here? What are you doing here? I thought you went to Vegas or something. I was. Now I'm here. Are you live? Yeah, I am live. I'm getting home. I live here. Oh, sick. Which way is Times Square? That way to the right. So I'm going the right way. Okay. Yeah, just sick. Be careful. There's some weird guy in the middle of the screen and probably just a three. But he's like jumping on cars, getting people with cameras. Yeah. Really? Yeah. Okay, chat. We're going to go see a crackhead today. Well, yeah, man. It's nice to see you. Yeah, dude. You too. Yeah, let's see it. Thanks for saying that. All right. Can I use the restroom in here? There's Whole Foods. Okay, great. Thank you so much. Whole Foods, Whole Bathrooms. It's the combo. Did you guys know they actually had my face up here in Times Square for an episode of Loop Goblins? To which put me up on, I didn't get a picture of it or anything. But apparently, there's a picture of me up on Times Square. Is this Times Square? This seems like a line. Okay. You're something else I've noticed about New York? Why is there random smokestacks coming out of the ground literally everywhere? I'm going to show you this. Look how stupid this is. Literally littered all over this city. I've barely walked around yet. I got here last night, walked out to get some food. This place is littered with chimneys that are coming out of the ground. Look at this. Actually, why? What is this? There's just random smoke coming out. It's like the ground is on fire. What are they hiding? What is it? I'll be honest, though. The light pollution is kind of sick. It doesn't look badass. Wait, that's the Eiffel Tower? Why does everything have to be so political? Look, it's the straight agenda. Unbelievable. The straight agenda. You gotta be kidding me. Unbelievable. Destiny's friend had a tweet. All the right-wingers got heart disease from taking the vaccine. And all the left-wingers have long COVID from getting COVID. Literally, everything is like a hardcore political agenda, no matter what. No way. It is I. That's fine. No way. Hello. Yeah. Thanks, man. Yeah, dude. Have a nice day. That's fine. That was like Robert and Caskey. It did kind of look like him. Where's the crackhead? I expect that crackhead by now. Hey, what's up? How's it going, dude? I like it. What are you doing here? I'm working. Really? I'm working, too. Sick. Where's the out-of-stream? Out-of-stream. Okay, I gotta get inside a building here before it gets bad. So, Chad, we made it to Applebee's in New York. Applebee's. I wasn't even, dude, I keep joking about I'm gonna go to different cities and stream at Applebee's. I was joking. I didn't think that was actually gonna happen. As this one ranked compared to the other Applebee's. Yeah, so this Applebee's has two stories, which is as many stories as I have. The first one being about at SMU and the other one being about four years ago. You know where the guy walked in the rain with a $4,000 camera? This guy stepping on all kinds of puddles with his Jordans on. Look at this. Dude, I didn't think about it until it was too late. That girl had her arms around this guy. I just wanted to turn and be like, wait, who's he? I just had the strongest urge to do that, but it was too late. I already passed. Who the hell is this guy? Wait, Madison Square Garden? MSG. Metal Gear Solid? How'd you get to New York? Dude, I walked. No, New York is sick, dude. Literally every building. See, it looks actually really cool at night. I almost swiped me. I had to dodge them. Sven, listen to my word. You're still in a room. Wake up, please. This is a dream. What? This is a dream? What is happening? Okay, I actually got kind of dizzy. Hold on. I gotta stop. We found the crackhead. You did that at the exact two hour mark? It was all a dream. Let's go Rangers. Yeah, let's go. Hey, let's go stars. Ah, frick. Come on, Dallas. That's where I'm from. Gotta represent. This is immediately just switch teams. Wait, wait, wait. So they, dude, they parked the cars up here. They lift them. Wait, that's amazing. They can double their parking space. That's actually incredible. Look at that. Isn't that amazing? Yo, what's up, guys? We're here live in New York. We're hiding in a trash bag. Sick. This is the New York experience. Hell yeah. Okay, I'm going to dodge rain and horn. Okay, that's where I get the puddles. That was my nickname in college. I've paid the band a lot. Where the heck is this place? Got my instream here. Yo. Hey, I'm live, I'm live. All right, Chad. Thank you guys so much for joining me. We got light pollution indoors now. Thanks for joining me, guys.