 Do you want a shaver? Are you sure? Yeah, go on. Hello YouTube, we are going to show you this. It is the best head shaver in the world. I guess we're going to put this under the time with Dadvlog. Security man. So you want to see this, I know, so we're going to break into it as quickly as possible. But I thought this would be a good chance to show you head shaving. You're going to put the thing in my head. If you walk up the shop, you're going to want it. So you have a lovely head of hair, and I don't think your hair is going to end up like this. I hope not. Should we cut to a shot of Grandad saying the same thing to me, but in 1983? I have to start, though. You have a lovely head of hair. I don't think your hair is going to end up like this. It's the wall. Welcome. Colour Pro Cordless. This is what you get in the box. I've tried one or two in the past, but you can't tell. You can't tell from the box that this is the biggest problem. This is why I wanted to make this video. So I've actually had about 10 of these. So this is welcome to number 11. That's what the handset looks like. What else in the box? You get different coloured cones for different lengths of hair thing. The one I use, do you know which grade I use? Number one, 3.5 millimetres. You always spend all this money just to get less and then you shave off. That's exactly right. That's exactly what all of this is about. Just one cone, because obviously I'm not going to shape my hair different lengths. And that's the whole problem with buying hair clippers. It says... Oil. There you go. Oil blades before using. But I've never oiled my blades. You get a charger and bizarrely, Joe, look. You get scissors with the clippers. Maybe the scissors are used to open the packs. Oh, there's a comb as well. As if to rub it in. How bored you are, they give you a free comb. But I've not found the ultimate clippers yet and I'm hoping this will be the one. Here, it also says, great for family cuts. But that's only if you use it on your head. The combs clip on like this. Okay. Dad, a bug fell off my head. Do you want to shave it? Are you sure? Yeah, go on. Ah! No, it doesn't. It feels good. It breaks your brain. Is any hair coming off? Yeah. I didn't oil before use. It's genius. They give you scissors. Dad? Why do you think I still keep a little bit of hair? I want you to grow some more. You want me to grow longer? Hey, I've got some footage. Right, so this is what I was like before I started shaping my head. When I had hair, all video footage of me with hair is from TV news footage. Oh my God. So this is me in 1990, no, this is 1993. So see? Almost. And then five years later, this is what I look like. This is when I thought that chunky oatmeal knitwear was a thing. And I'm going to clear it up to you, Ned and Brough. Five years after that, I just went nuts one night and shaved all my hair off. You're like Homer. You're having a kid. You're pregnant. This is the hairiest I've ever been. There you go. That feels really good. Now, usually these combs on things like the Phillips, they're really sharp. My head is delicate. Why's your face this? I've never seen my head from this angle. This is what the back of your head looks like. Oh, there's a big gap. No, that's what the back of your head looks like. Does it? Yeah. I've never seen it. Hang on, hold still. See, hair is coming off. But it stays onto the shaver. Yeah, that's because I oiled it. So it's a big oily mess now. Well, you can really see it, can't you? That's what the back of your head looks like, Ned. I don't like it. This, all of this, is bald. I don't know if it comes off. Look, there you go. I bought this. It's the Babelis Forman. And it's absolutely useless. The Smooth Guide. It says this. Well, this is the thing. You can't take them back. And you can't give it to someone, because no man wants another man's hair shaver. And there's trouble with this. This is a really good idea. I'll show you this. I'll show you this. Hand me. Hand me around. Look, this was supposed to follow the shape of your head. That's good. But it says it's a number three. And it's not. It's just too long. I look like a hippie. But this, this feels like a proper braid one. It's coming off onto your hair. I know. It's because of all that oil. No. That's disgusting. You're better at doing it than me. I know. But you've got to learn, because you're going to have to do this one day. I want to look like a hippie. I'll have long hair for life. Dad, I'll have long hair for life. I want to get your ear. I don't want to get your ear. Go on, try it. Try to get my ear. I'll test the safety. Dad. Dad. I can see all the hair coming off. It's like an easier version of mowing the lawn. You're getting gray. Your hair's getting gray. Where? Where's it gray? It's everywhere. Well, this is why I don't shave it all off, down to a grade zero, because I want to know that I can still grow hair. I want people to know that I've still got it. I don't think I can. Dad. I don't think I can either. Hey look, now we've got these trimmings. Do you want me to donate these to your school for an arts project? So, I've been looking for one of these for a long time, you know, a shaver that actually does the job and doesn't hurt. If you've reached this point in the video, thanks for watching. I hope it's been useful. Leave us a comment or give us a thumbs up just to let us know somebody reached this part of the video. And good luck with your while colour pro cordless clippers. There's a link in the description for somewhere to buy it, and we might get some pennies for that. And I hope you have a beautiful, hair-free future. Look at this mess. We have to clean up all this mess. I'm not. I'm going to watch PewDiePie. I'm going to shave my head some more. 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