 I'm Monday I was popularized in 1908 nobody cares everyone hates you dude if it wasn't for me you wouldn't even be here Yeah, but you don't have tacos you both are just stepping stone days guys guys if you're so great Then why am I always the one who gets volleyball schedules on my day? I'm called hump day Dude that's not why they call you that it could be never know you're called hump day because everyone's waiting to get past You because you all suck and they want to get to me. Oh God look who it is need I even start with you Friday You never can remember that I own these four people can't wait to get to me to have fun I'm like the first fun your child's play You should all remember where you came from remember I'm the only day of the week that people actually like what are you guys talking about? Why are you so loud? I'm trying to sleep to some golf. Oh god. Look who it is What you scared me. I'm literally just standing here. I know