 Welcome, everyone, to progressive discussions. This is Keto King's Barbecue Banther, the multi-topic and open-topic show where anything goes. No censorship. It's ad-libbed. It's unscripted. And we have a lot of fun, but we get serious here at the same time. And I am going to introduce my illustrious co-hosts right now from Washington, the one and only Jason Cleveland, our political analyst and journalist. How are you, sir? Good afternoon, everyone. Hello, James. Hello, BC. Happy Sunday. We have BC from BC Beer Reviews from the state of Michigan. How are you this week, BC? I'm good. How are you guys doing today? Good. So, old man went there, of course, this year. Yeah. He never really comes in December by us. So, can't complain because I don't have a car to dig out of the ice and snow. So, if I had a car, if I still have my car, I'd be really bitching about digging my windshields and digging my tires out and then, hopefully, find a parking space when I return. You know, I always said, gentlemen, the person who wrote the song Winter Wonderland probably had an indoor garage space. Probably needed a bed too. Yeah, most likely. So, anyway, here we are. We have some heavy-duty topics to discuss, right? Oh, my goodness. And lots of proven hardcore evidence supported by screen sharing and we will commence. I just want to say I want to call out the control freak well, the first I want to call out the eagle beak control freak geek that steaming pile of fecal matter Mark Zuckerberg for terminating my largest group apparently. It seems like that it's a Facebook glitch but I don't think so. Since 2012 I had almost 9,000 members holistic health talk and because I mentioned the word hydroxy chloroquine I'm not a member of the group. I'm not an administrator anymore. I can't find the group and I can't even find my administrator of that group, Mr. Mario Petrus of Petrus fit. So I have no idea what happened. The only thing I can't even contact Mario Petrus on Facebook Messenger. So I had to text him by way of old-fashioned text on the phone and he didn't know what the hell was going on and this is what happens on social media when you have a person that has no manhood whatsoever in his in his being he has raisins for balls he most likely screwed his way to the top. I'm talking about Mark Zuckerberg the eagle beat control free geek he's a pussy. Now I know why he had so many bodyguards when he went to Washington to testify because a lot of people probably want to fuck him up and rightfully so. He's a piece of shit. Now the other one that I wish TikTok, which is owned by Chinese company Berries, Instagram and Facebook, Zuckerberg Berries and the other dildo head geek that is used to his employees the CEO and owner of Amazon Jeff Bezos old dildo head he raised his prices in Whole Foods so if you thought Whole Foods was a highway robbery before it's worse jacked up his prices again how rich can a person be to be content in life. I mean how much money does a person need to have you're a piece of shit you look like a geek. Bill Gates obviously started off being a geek and I think they want to compensate for their younger years when they were in grammar school and high school when maybe the football jocks used to bitch slap them around because they were so annoying so they know they're not real macho men so now they're getting back at everyone because they're multi-billionaires ill gotten gains most likely or just brilliant but a piece of shit so man, if that's not the best introduction to a show ever in the history of live programming and I don't know what is well a lot of work friends since 2012 a lot of work went into holistic Keltsov and I don't like some piece of shit weasel big nose member of the tribe wink wink nod nod the tribe because he has raisins for balls taking away all that hard work and time I spent on that group thinking it was my group but it's not, it's facebook owns everything it's like a homeowner you're not really a homeowner you might own the building, the structure but you don't own what's under it absolutely and if you don't pay your property taxes and everything else then you got ordinances oh your stockade fence is too high oh you can't do this oh you can't have that you can't have a garden in your front yard because we're going to find you we're going to find you what do you call $500 a day because it's against the ordinance of the town you can't grow vegetables and herbs in your front yard you can't have a hen house to save money on eggs the ordinance is against that so where is the fucking freedom the freedom to shop the freedom to cut your front lawn otherwise they give you a fine if you don't cut your lawn there are no freedoms like George Carlin said in his skip the late great George Carlin you know the system since day one was rigged by and designed to serve the top 1% or 2% the oligarch of the population the top 1% even since 1776 the founding fathers were rich landowners and they had slaves they had their own land and they're the ones that ran the country nobody else had any say I don't think voting rights really mattered much to everyone besides all these big landowners and that was the oligarch back then now we have corporate the corporate oligarch so we're going to sink our piranha teeth into a couple of dates one of my favorite one of my favorite fruit of all time I love dates these are raisins a raisin ball oversized I actually happened to find and this didn't take me very long at all I found a picture of Al Franken's bulls that's it borrowing from your phrase today what's that message Al Franken's bulls and also I hate to say it Bernie Sanders when he when he capitulated and did not run as an independent like he normally does and he supported Hillary Clinton during the first election against Donald Trump and the second time he supported uh the corporatist the corporate whore establishment sleepy Joe Biden he you know in a way he's the sell out but you know he's the closest thing we have before I don't want to interrupt you but this could save someone's life here BC before you if you want to nod off make sure that cigarette is put out oh yeah if you're that time I've never seen you so sleepy this early BC I don't know what it is I'm just tired today take a cat nap but I just want to save your life don't have that cigarette dangling if you feel tired enough to fall asleep put the cigarette out and um oh what are you cooking today BC actually I'm not I don't feel like cooking today but I didn't get anything so I'm not cooking today I had a bowl of soup split pea soup before I came on so oh Linda Blair Exorcist Special split pea soup yeah are you going to have anything for dinner like in the house inside the house uh I've got uh some of that pork loin from last Sunday I still left so yeah we'll talk about how wonderful the pork loin was that's all no big deal but yeah if you're going to take a nap yeah definitely uh yeah take it easy BC will you come back to you yeah put out the cigarette you know we're not difficult people we're nice guys here yeah we're not anyway I just want to say good morning to my dear friend uh my near dear friend from Japan good morning Masumi from the Tokyo region and it is now good morning it is now 4.30 in the morning 4.23 am Monday happy Monday Masumi well Masumi unfortunately has a bad she caught a bad cold and but luckily she's she's off work today Monday and she gets to rest and take care of her cold but I get well soon and recover quickly Masumi um oh what happened oh I just stopped hearing um oh we we can always go back Tommy Carroll hello Tommy hello Tommy you know it's um it's great when folks join they listen in they're interactive we certainly welcome comments good bad or ugly if you disagree with what we're saying certainly speak up we'd love to uh to have a nice friendly debate on the show but I think it's also fun to know where these folks are sending these messages from we know where um Masumi is from Japan Tommy if you might just give us your even your state if you're not comfortable with giving your city and state just so we can I mean I know where Bart Robertson I know uh like guys like enjoy the decline Tommy Carroll yeah just let us know it's interesting that way we can maybe tailor some subjects maybe more to your micro area right we can we can find something interesting to talk about that's relevant to where you're from so um so James I got a ton of there's just like okay let's let's think yeah let's sink our piranatis what I what I like to equate it to it's almost like uh imagine how much garbage is piled up in a city dump right decades millions of tons right that's how much uh content there is for us to talk about is no shortage of content ever right we'll never have a short it's like dredging a city dump listen when you're when you're telling uh you're welcome Masumi you're very welcome when it comes to telling the real hard-hitting truth and and being on the side of the good guys we'll never run out of material ever for for all eternity as long as we're able to be on the internet internet will never run out of material absolutely so what I think I might do uh bc is is to maybe just share something that's quite relevant to your back backyard and I'm not sure if you've heard about this one and hopefully James you can pull up my screen share if you're still nearby um sure yeah I just have a you know the president of the university of Michigan has been fired did you hear about this yeah about this yeah what's going on here this is this is literally just come out uh yesterday evening and it's only been updated later in the evening so this is sort of late breaking news that probably nobody's even covering other than the show and the Detroit Free Press but we can maybe dive into what's going on but give us a give us some feedback here what happened as far as I understand I guess I'll forget the guy's name but there was some like medical doctor some sort in the sports department that was pulling like uh who's that Robert Dussard that Dussard guy did it state oh yes Nesser yes oh yeah and I guess this guy was kind of doing the same thing in a way and nobody said anything and they're one of our biggest and uh well-known coaches here for U of M and uh uh there was like a catchphrase like hail to the victors and now if they changed it from that to hail to the victims it was like you know you gotta take care of the victims because it's terrible for what happened I guess he was doing all these kind of things on these individuals and some of them terrible which I'm back there and nothing was done about it and I guess Beau one of the guys was like oh you're too young you don't know what you're talking about this that and what not but I guess find out it was all true so it's just crazy what's going on what's a canish James you might know what's a canish a canish is is like sort of a deep fried pierogi it's a it's potato mashed potato and seasoning and and it has this this batter around it and it's large it's square and um it's a potato food a variation of a pierogi except instead of being steamed or boiled it's deep fried because uh it's brown it has it's brown and crispy on the outside interesting okay there's like a pot sticker in it something is it well yeah like you get a pot sticker and you deep fried it a giant pot sticker and you deep fry it so this so allegedly this guy sent dozens of inappropriate emails and texts uh and and there was a story that the New Yorker magazine put out called sexual fantasies of everyday New Yorkers maybe we can pull that one up uh but but what's interesting is he said can I lure you to visit with the promise of a canish so he's using these pierogi danishes things to lure this woman to his office well there's a lot of perverts in the big city hey can I lure you over here with an eggplant yeah what's it gonna take right think about that I mean I mean there's there are there's organizations that have these private social um events by invitation only where they're just a bunch of SNM you know sadomasochistic people with fetishes of all kinds and they get together and do all kinds of weird things yeah and uh I don't I don't know I don't know how how a fetish begins but there's a lot of strange people you know and then there's normal you know meat and potatoes uh people that well yeah that's just I guess it's so BC I mean you know the president of the university in in my mind in my opinion probably doesn't have nearly as much power as the president of the company there's all these board of directors and regents and boosters and people that donate money and all these endowments and all this other stuff it's probably just like a pawn really right you know you he's the president of the university but you know some say well something was done okay yeah exactly Dr. Jason Cleveland uh your your illumination illumination seems to be a bit on the dim side I know it's it's we had a yeah see the problem is you got this light the room I'm in is not very well lit I you know I think I might actually invest in one of those little lights that goes on my monitor um like a goose neck clip lamp it's yeah that's my favorite desk lamp of all it you can turn it any which way you want you know directed it has a clip and it goes it can go on the side of your desk or it can go on your monitor or wherever you know it's uh there was one that I saw it's actually not that expensive let me show you here I was kind of looking at some stuff buy an LED like this right it just kind of clips on the monitor and and it lights my face up because I probably probably LED like an LED lamp and it's like 20 it's 20 bucks right I should probably just order the damn thing so that for the next time we're live you know it's cheaper to get the the goose neck desk lamp and just buy the the LED bulbs separately it's a lot cheaper you know you can get the daylight bulbs on Amazon so I bought a whole pack of daylight bulbs oh okay LED daylight bulbs and it's good for you know the winter blues because it gives off a full spectrum light you know I like the fact I would like the capability with some of this stuff to to be able to either turn up or turn down or have natural some of this light looks like fluorescent type lighting and it doesn't look like what I'm in now looks terrible but I really don't have anything nearby that I could whip together to make it any better but yeah we need to increase the production value of this show now that we've we've got harder LEDs are definitely better in every way than fluorescence fluorescence is that's old hat fluorescent lighting and the only the only purpose for incandescent which gives off is if it's an infrared bulb for let's say an exotic pet that needs to be kept warm or a bulb that is used for those Himalayan pink salt lamps you can't use LED you got to use like a nightlight bulb you know a specific incandescent bulb that gives off heat otherwise it won't work you know the purification system it's a ion ionic air purifier the Himalayan salt lamp oh interesting yeah it gives off positive ions which clean the air but you need an incandescent bulb that gives off heat otherwise it won't work so you know there is a purpose for the incandescent bulb but the LEDs man you just can't beat them I mean they come in different colors they come in black light they come in multi colors I mean I got I got one two three I got four four light sensor LED night lights in the living room by my plants they turn different colors at night automatically I got my dollar store cost me four bucks and they go from all the basic colors of the spectrum of the rainbow and their LEDs they don't burn out they don't get hot they put out more light with less electricity usage it's just a fabulous invention in the in the era of high technology all right I'll have to look into that yeah look into it yeah so what else do you want to talk about James I've got for BC do you want to tell us what's been going on this week with you yeah my scooter shop is it still in the shop yeah just put it in there last week it's a battery right or is it an alternator no it's a starter got the starter it was the caliper one out two so it's kind of like cleaning out the right so I need a new caliper and I don't know if I've mentioned this but one night this was a few years ago and I was working midnight at work and I got off to so I was riding home about three o'clock in the morning and I'm on my street here and that literally this was like four blocks away from my house now you know how you get that sidewalk at the corner where you get sidewalk that kind of goes like this it's kind of like an X formation in a way that leads into the street so you cross over onto the other street or onto the other block they kind of slope down into the street so it's kind of a nice gentle thing well the point I'm getting is I was driving home and this truck had a stop sign and I see it it starts coming and we're both going to speed limit this guy wasn't hitting his brakes for almost nothing and you know I had to swerve off and that sidewalk that's like the X where it's like a curb because you got like your main curb and there's like a little tiny curb in between the two sidewalks ended up riding over that busting like the bottom of the body of the scooter that has to be replaced and were you hurt at all BC? I was more scared than anything else I was shaking up by it because I thought I was about to get hit but for me I did it so but the whole thing is going to end up costing like a thousand dollars to get fixed so as the caliper the starter is a piece on the bottom and it's just crazy and it's going to be a while before that thing is out of the shop because they're having fun one of the parts I've got to get a muffler replaced as well that's one of the hardest parts to find so it's just crazy so how do you get around? all for a scooter my dad would take me to work in the morning I had to take the bus home for work and anything else I'm going to walk and it's just so tiring that's how it started here especially with the winters Michigan gets oh yeah there ain't no joke over here especially when you get that lake effect wind chill and snow maybe two or three about three to five hundred feet away from Lake Erie how was the thickness of the ice on the lakes for ice fishing is it I haven't really noticed it but from what I can tell it's not that thick at least not all Lake Erie now if you get lakes many lakes that are inland I don't know they're probably somewhat frozen somewhat somewhat is not safe it's not reliable I'd say I'd probably wait another month or so before I start going out there to check it February I would never go on one of the great lakes and expect the ice to be thick enough to support all human weight I mean when we had normal winters people used to drive their vehicles yeah I've seen old footage of cars back from the 70's and you know how big these cars were back in the 70's they were on Lake Michigan and Lake Geron and this was around the Mackinac Bridge and you knew it had to be thick to support a car from the 70's so and they had these shanties that they used to slide onto the lake too and you would go on a shanty and you would have a heat the ice was thick enough for you to have a heater going some kind and you'd be there like the movie Grumpy Old Man with the little fish that's right and you gotta have like an auger or drill I had the auger not a motorized auger I had a hand auger which was for thick ice but not super thick I had the hand auger I had the toboggan sled I used to have everything on the toboggan my lures from Scandinavia, from Sweden I had the ice fishing lures I had my pole I had a cooler with food in it and I used to have it on a toboggan because why carry it if you could just pull it across the ice and snow there was nothing and I used to pull that out but I didn't have a shanty which meant I had to put the knitted hat on cover my ears I had to bundle up and my ex used to the ex I was with this was before I got married she used to she wasn't happy about being out ice fishing with me on the lake I was getting my male friends to do it they said that though were you kidding me were you nuts yeah I said yeah I'm nuts yeah that's what people told me about me and my bonfires on Christmas Eve but the bonfires are home well you know you start to think about it right I mean what are you going to do stay locked up for six months five months four months however long you got to get out and do stuff even if it means sitting in a shack with a 10 layers on it's something to do right back then James probably when you did that you didn't have every streaming service to watch any movie the second you wanted to watch it instant messaging people downloading you're sort of looking at what was your what did you do for fun you didn't have any android smartphone back then well it's like I said it's like my cousin was posted somewhere or it's like back when I was growing up we didn't have the internet we didn't have the smartphones all we had was outside in our imaginations so well we had when I was in early grammar school back in the late 60s I mean we had an imagination we had I have my flexible wooden and steel sled I have my wagon which was wooden and steel not plastic I have my bicycles I had very primitive toys no high technology at all I have my fishing pole because the local rivers and brooks were clean they were clean and what's in that cup of yours James the design looks really interesting like a little margarita oh you mean yeah look at that what is that banana king is a chain in my region of Latin American food and they have tropical milkshakes made with different fruits it's actually quite it's a great place and I used to go over there and get my roast pork sandwich that they call Lechone which is very similar to BC's loin the fruit of his loins just you know I finished up the last of the Corbell Brute American Champagne the last I had this much for the money it was great for the money you know compared to spending a fortune on Dom Perignon oh Mr. Dom Perignon I think you're just paying for the name to be honest I've had it it's like whatever a lot of things are that way 100 bucks a bottle so be it right if you go to a restaurant that appears on one of the food channels and you're paying for the atmosphere you're paying for the waiter that comes along who gives you a whole dramatic speech about our special for the day Blackboard Special we're using and they color up all the ingredients to make it bigger than it is and the pepper mills are long in expensive restaurants the wooden pepper mills are huge would you like some pepper and the guys about 20 yards away from you would you like some of the first ground of black pepper crunch crunch that's it give me that give me that give me that give me that give me that give me that oh that is hilarious oh you know what it is and it's all like my late Uncle Phil who went to the Academy in Annapolis Maryland and he at one time before the stock market hammered him back he was a wealthy man and he's not with us anymore but he said that James prestige is all in the mind and you'll see it when you go to these websites of all these craft beer companies and liquor and wine and they make their product much bigger than it is it's like salesmanship it's it's one of the underhanded traits of capitalism really is being a lying coxucker absolutely to put it in layman's terms to put it in layman's terms a lying son of a bitch I mean that's what like my grandfather how he would explain it it's just that they it's legal it's you know it's disguised it's disguised to be something it isn't now we will go to the wonderful screen share I figured we'd start off this is probably one of my favorite quotes here in solitude mind gains strength and learns to lean upon itself right I think that too often now people are afraid to be alone it's like almost deathly afraid they have to be surrounded by social media and I think social media is not the same as being with with someone being with a person talking to people as much fun as I'm having talking with you guys it's certainly better if we were all in the same room right yeah the video chat is really underrated by people because it's the second best thing to being in a room in person with others first of all when it comes to single people it really eliminates the blind date and then it also you also get to verify the person you're talking to that they're not a scammer because a scammer will never video chat with you so you know you can really get acquainted and see if there's romantic chemistry if you're a single person with the video chat and if a person refuses to video chat with you they have something to hide absolutely yeah also the video chat is wonderful if you're going live stream of course you know you don't have to you don't have to worry about the person being in your area to come over in person and sit next to you you don't have to worry about making room for your guests you know it's beautiful it is a beautiful thing I agree you can remotely talk to people if their time zone permits anywhere in the world as long as they have a decent internet connection speed decent doesn't have to be the best fiber optics a reasonable speed they can have a decent video quality an audio quality so I love the invention of the video chat and when you're alone people when you shut your TV off let's say the TV is giving you a headache with a bombardment of commercials that are either annoying or depressing like you know drug drug company commercials drug company commercials about people that are really sick and you know you just you're just sick of watching the same commercials over and over you shut the TV off you put your phone down and you just relax either with classical music or new age music or nothing and you just contemplate and believe me you can come up with a lot of you could solve a lot of problems in your life by you know coming up with... I totally agree with her a few years ago and she was a nice girl but you know she would like if she was driving somewhere she had to call somebody and be on the phone like she had to have a conversation while she was driving hello Craig hey Craig's friends it is here alright Craig's friends we have a few commentators what region they're from we know a few but anyway good greetings happy Sunday hello Craig happy Sunday Feliz Domingo in Spanish that's a beautiful cat yeah it is I love Sylvester and Felix black and white cat always from the great oh New Hampshire okay New Hampshire is a beautiful New Hampshire and Vermont northern New England is a beautiful part of the country Maine I guess Maine is too even though it is tourist traps people go to Maine they probably spend you over and fuck you hard with no lubrication when you get a lobster roll they stick you in the ass with the lobster roll with the price oh yeah I mean yeah I'll take a lobster roll sure yeah I'm not going to pay 30 bucks I'm not going to pay 30 bucks for a lobster roll I rather get whole belly fried clams or mussels and marinara sauce well not that clam sauce that you had earlier James well no clams in it well white clams white clams is pretty much extra virgin olive oil lots of garlic, lots of parsley fresh ground pepper and the white wine of your choice it can be white zinfandel it can be chardonnay any kind of white wine please don't use cooking wine from the supermarket it's high in sodium it's garbage yeah if you can't if you cannot drink what the hell is going on if you cannot drink the wine that goes in your recipe it's not good enough for your recipe so I thought we could share this too this is something very interesting and you know probably pertinent today right here you go yes I think today we almost need to have a hard reset and sort of maybe think about getting back to our roots as a people be nice to one another be kind to one another treat others as you'd like to be treated don't say something don't say something unless you have something nice to say about somebody and you know thinking about that kind of getting back to our roots and stuff this was and I think this is one of those trolls here it's interesting the trolls are finding their way it's the same it's a bot from what I was told it's a Russian bot but this is now so James you were born not to get too into the ages and everything but you were born sometime in the late 50s somewhere in the 60s somewhere around there well I was born under a bad sign say born on the bayou let me finish my joke I was born born born to be alive oh that's a great song yeah born to be alive born to be alive now I was born in 1958 I was born August 1st 1958 so may I ask how old were your parents when you were born uh you know that's a good question hard to do the math I was conceived at Fort Fort Devenson in northern Massachusetts when my father was in the army and my mother lived on base and she was born out of her mind and wanted to go back home and then I was I was conceived there and I was born in Patterson, New Jersey which is the the city of of Lucasella and uh and and Colt Samuel Colt Firearms Company Patterson, New Jersey and uh that's it 1958 August 1st so this book so we're going to have a read of this extract from a 1950 Home Economics book now I don't even know if they teach home economics anymore when I was in uh I think in seventh or eighth grade uh we took home ec right they don't have home ec that's why all the girls said they don't don't they don't they're as useless as balls on a you know and I look back and it's like all right you know what did we really do well you know you learn how to I mean it's kind of basic stuff right they don't even do basics they don't know they don't want to do laundry they don't want to cook I mean what kind of a wife they're going to be a burden when they get married they're not going to be uh I know I was listening to another YouTube channel that I really like the content from and the guy was was talking about how uh it in a functioning relationship you know it it should be as as close to 50-50 from from an input perspective as possible meaning if the guy uh let's say the guy works all day and the guy does all the outside chores uh you know what's the wife contributing well is she you know making dinner while he's outside doing the yard work uh or vice versa does he do the yard work while she's uh sorry does he make dinner while she's cleaning and everything and I think that now you sort of look at it to your point these these folks are um and I actually feel very bad for today's generation because they're being raised and then they're becoming adults not really having any skills or any desirable uh things that they can offer their their mate right to your point James if they don't know how to cook clean uh take care of themselves you know what what what are they actually contributing not only from a relationship side but from a a society side as well you know being a good citizen right yeah and my you talk about yard work my brother runs an auto body shop and he comes home and has to go out and get he has to get take out for dinner after after busting his ass for over eight hours running your business I mean I would I would I would have tossed her out on her ass a long time ago but you know my brother is uh like my grandfather used to say uh in Italian you know the puppet he's a marionette he's a puppet the puppet he's a puppet he and there you go oh great copper dividing rods is today's generation younger generation of women as useless as balls on a pope yes would you look at that uh is uh is Jason Cleveland the best damn uh musical analysts and journalists for my show that thing went quickly in there yeah it is BC just uh just a down to earth hell of a nice guy and barbecue a smoking barbecue master dangle the eyes a bit more look at that boom that's pretty cool James I like that yeah I got the dividing rods and I got the the quartz crystal pendulum pendulum do you like being on my show pendulum do you like being live stream on the worldwide web yep when it goes clockwise it means yes yeah that's right that's right your jabronis out there that don't want to show up for real important subjects you just want to talk about booze and beer you have no life you understand you have no life your pathetic jabronis your jambalones jambalones your jambalones jambalones okay getting back what did you say do they have Taylor pork Roll in michigan Taylor pork Roll pork Roll pork Rolls Taylor I'm sure they do it looks like it's in a big baloney light casing and you slice it oh well we got a hand It's cool. It's um it's I need to step away for just a moment. I'll be right back. It's like uh How can I explain? It's like it's like a spam. It's like a spam. Oh, it's kind of like a mixture They play into it too. Yeah Next time I go I don't go to Kroger's often, but what I do I'll have to check that out because I generally spend Excuse me about that, but a lot of my time shopping at all these and they don't have a lunch at deli counter. So Next time I go to Myers or Kroger's I'm gonna have to check out the deli counter Yeah, but you're in all these near UBC Yeah, there's one about three miles away from me. Yeah, let me tell you you you check out Okay, next time you got time you check out The all these store brand Spam and the all these store brand corn beef hash Oh Yeah, and and I'm checking out. I've got about five cans of them sitting in my basement right now So the corn beef hash I've got that in basement right now. Well, you know what? Right in there, but I would got to it I mean for breakfast corn beef hash is great because you're combining Great tasting meat with diced potatoes in one And then there's a perfect combination. Yeah, and then you can lay those fried eggs Right on top of it right on top of the corn You know, you put a bed of corn beef hash On your plate you put them eggs right on top Let me tell you it's one of the best breakfasts you can have You know Remember the pecs, you know I had hash problems this morning with my breakfast Busted off the corn beef hash instead Yeah, oh and I get the hash or that's another thing I get the the hash brown of potatoes potato patties Hash brown right hash from patties from all these made in From canada. That's why they The quality is so damn good with no chemicals and preservatives in it From all these and they're cheap And that's a great thing to fry up with your whatever And then you know my goodness craig Thank you, right that's fantastic I'm lucky to have my white 27 years so far He has become handicap, but still works 40 hours and does what she can around the house Even more than she should go. You know what that's an old school woman Yeah, you know like when our grandmothers were around And uh, I mean well my grandmother was a Homemaker after she Left being a seamstress because the woman can make clothing drapes She had she had a big industrial sewing machine in the basement And she was very talented and uh, and she left to become a homemaker She still used the sewing machine to make to make things But you know those those people did everything my grandmother we had to tear a wall down my grandmother says She nobody asked her to help she took a sledgehammer and she started whacking the wall And and tearing it down. I mean these are old school women, you know and when she cooked Forget it christmas eve forget it. She cooked a banquet A banquet and not one complaint that that's the key not one complaint All right, you try to find that in today's younger generation females new new never never Nope, they're calling door dish or whatever So yeah, they want they don't there is useless as balls on a pole Okay, let's get back to yeah, let's get back to that uh The stream tips to look after your husband You hear that feminizes out there Absolutely, you neoliberal feminine Neofeminists all this So let's just I'll just read it. We're not going to spend a ton of time on it but I think it you know if if Just imagine what life was but life back then and and the preparation that just went into You know life in general I I think was tremendous. So the first thing is have dinner ready Plan ahead, you know, even the night before to have a delicious meal on time This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him And are concerned about his needs This is how you keep your husband from cheating on you and you keep them You keep them home. If you know your husband gets home from work at 6 p.m You start dinner you make sure you go shopping early enough and you start Prepare dinner Way ahead of time Most men are hungry when they come home As you know, he's not gonna want to maybe not eat right that second. So no later than 6 30 It's like it's like a person always late for work. Well, you leave you leave the house earlier and you get to work on time Absolutely, so I think yeah the first one there had dinner ready then the woman needs to prepare herself Take 15 minutes to rest so you will be refreshed when he arrives Touch up your makeup put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh looking He has just been a with a lot of work weary people Be a little gay and a little more interesting His boring day may need a lift So almost like okay Hey, he comes through the door give him a hug and a kiss and say Uh, sweetheart, how was your day? Yes, think about this, right? How was your day? Even if he says it was rotten. I want to strangle my boss I want I hate this this person I work with Let him rant. Let him let him get you know, it off his chest Clear away the clutter make one last trip through the house A dust cloth over the table as your husband will feel that he has reached a haven of rest and order And it will give you a lift too You know that that clutter is bad luck in feng shui For those that know what feng shui is clutter is actually bad for positive chi energy entering the home Absolutely It is, you know j j terrio said something um That I it's kind of stuck with me. He said this maybe a couple weeks ago And and he said you you can really tell when someone has put effort into something Whether it be their work their life their home Their relationship so on so forth Because it takes no effort to back to your point james to have clutter. It takes no effort to have clutter But it takes effort to clear the clutter and to maintain it and to make sure that it doesn't exist Well to be thorough in your life To a person who does research a person who plans out ahead of time A person who really puts some serious thinking into their project And you know and when they when they finally do it you could tell That it was a well thought out plan and the person Was really dedicated to doing it right you could tell You could tell make him comfortable Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or suggest he lie down in the bedroom Have a cool or warm drink ready for him Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes Speak in a low soft soothing and pleasant voice allow him to relax and unwind Are you thinking I think you describe in the housewives of maybe the 1950s to early 60s That's what this is from Okay, I think we beat this one to death right Let's see what else I got james what I've done is I've sort of captured some of the memes that we've kind of been Tossing around and kind of put them in this word document so I can just scroll through them We could just have a little bit of fun with this if that's all right Well, let's see what's next okay, so this is there she is there she is right june cleaver I can only I can nearly guarantee you what's hiding behind that apron is Honey right absolute honey. I mean if she puts that much effort into dinner, everything else is exquisite, right? Everything kind of like that line that I'm thinking of from the scent of a woman Remember that line Okay, let me let me try to recite it right Al Pacino is at a Thanksgiving dinner his nephew works in the Sugar business like you know sugar like for coffee and tea and cookies and stuff. Oh, yeah, and and he's sitting there and His his wife his his nephew's wife Looks like she's got a lot of frustration and pent up, you know frustrating, right? You know, maybe even sexual frustration And and and he tells his his nephew that You know, you've been in the sugar business so long you forgotten the taste of real honey You got to see it bc it's great it's Al Pacino and probably one of his best Yeah With uh rapper denero on him And there's a scene he's talking to somebody at Al Pacino's up cap. He's talking to some dudes like They're talking. It's like, yeah, you're talking to talking, but you ain't saying nothing. You're worried about a big old fan He's talking about some chick. He's been eyeing the whole time It was like dude, come on man. We need this information type of thing So Is that from heat? Is that the name of the movie? Yeah, I have that I haven't seen that in Years Maybe it's a good day after the show to throw on a few movies. Uh, yeah, I'll catch up on some of that old stuff All right, what's what have we got here? Oh, here we go Oh, yeah How's the weather outside hot real hot Good Morning Vietnam Yeah, yeah, and he's right Well, he didn't say this. I don't think for politics. No, they just used his picture. Yeah Should wear sponsor jackets like NASCAR drivers then you would know who owns them Yes, you're absolutely right right how many Maybe we can dive into this in a minute But how much money has your favorite or elected politician taken From these corporations so they'll continue voting the same way and that's why I think james and vc The unfortunate thing is is that when you have politicians in your pocket Nothing's really going to change right or very little will change. This is one of the most important political banners ever created For the internet and and and the reason why I'm saying is just think about it You know does your does the person you plan on voting for regardless what they tell you During their campaign. Do are they really going to work for you? Do do they really have your best interests at heart? And this is perfect because you take a take an establishment corporate horror like The the ugly old turtle face mitch mcconnell He would have not only in a NASCAR jumpsuit but he would have a cape with additional companies on it I mean think about it. I mean Do they really give a shit about you once they get elected and these morons? Who think that The two-party system is on their side And and they believe all the bullshit coming out of The republican and democrat party these people Are missing some brain cells. I mean they really are Let me pull up a good picture here of your buddy mitch so we can actually see And they vote they vote for the two-party system every single election and and and this is why and they they they they bash Bernie Sanders Oh, oh, you're kidding. He's a socialist. He's social. Well, maybe maybe the socialism That he represents that they have in Scandinavia. Maybe they those are the ones that really would Work wonders for the 98 percent of the population Absolutely There he is. How much money does this crooked old bastard this crooked old geezer need To steal to To be content. Well, how much money does he want? How much is he worth? I have no idea I mean I mean, is he gonna is he like the pharaohs of Egypt? Is he gonna take it all with him? well I'd say no. Well, I mean as far as like trying to have a crypto full of this shit It's one thing but actually taking it with them He has an estimated net worth four years ago of almost 35 million dollars And the stock market's only gone up like doubled since then so he's probably worth a hundred million right now His supporters And his supporters in the state of kentucky that are living in shacks Keep on re-electing him and guess what the people are still dirt poor living in shacks Just terrible was like wolf Yeah, wolf county kentucky. Yeah with with with the with the The economy and the job market being shot with from the pandemic. It's even worse now They keep on re-electing him because I think it has to do with their cult religion the evangelicals When they when they think of progressives, they think of their baby killers abortion listen a fertilized egg Or an An embryo that breathes like a fish is no more a baby Than an acorn is an oak tree. It's only a potential life Is that what old ugly turtle face looked like when he was young? That's a picture of him when he was in high school Did he have any idea he was gonna turn out Looking like a freak So that's so, you know, I always like to yeah, this is interesting Here's what he looked like when he was a young man probably a nice young man probably didn't have anything bad to say about anybody and uh, you know Here's here. Here's what the old uh, gotta try to find the picture here. That's what he looks like today the old turtle head 79 years old james Not a little old to be uh They should put him in a damn turtle sanctuary. You're not not a nursing home It's a little old to be I mean, I mean just think about how fucking stupid The american voter really is I mean, I know I mean They are dominant of bag of rocks and then that includes the the maga red hat people So don't look up people Okay, now now We're gonna talk about nutrition And proper diet. Well, and I must say uh, I didn't have as much time to spend on this as I want So this is in no particular order. So it's kind of like a wheel of fortune type thing We're gonna spin the wheel and you'll just get whatever the next one is That's right. Like like the way Ronald terrio on fendango friday shakes that that party bucket with the Correct with the airline bottles inside and he and he just randomly selects one You know james, that's not a bad idea. Um Just sort of maybe maybe in the future shows You have a wheel if you can somehow create a wheel and behind the wheel are topics And we just spin the wheel and then that's kind of like You know, I wouldn't that be kind of fun, right? I wish I had one of those wheels behind me You can do one electronically. I've seen it you can create an electronic spin wheel um And and then you can add your own Well, you know, this is nice, you know, just uh, You know, randomly say different ones as they appear to you on the internet Let's take a look here james because this is kind of interesting So I could say okay, uh That's just I mean we can sort of make one right now, right? Where'd you find this I'm just making it right now you can actually I had no I you know, you sort of Tell me, you know, we Anyway, we could work on this later and then you just in a press the spin button And it'll just spin and then whatever it stops on we can Click to spin In other words, in other words, whatever it stops on Then you go and retrieve the uh screen share article that pertains to the topic Okay, I just came up. This is this is class leading Production value that we have today. We're going to use this the next time we're in here. All right Is there any way you could select like a black background but a colored wheel? Yeah, I'm sure we could make some uh We can customize it here. Um, so we have Spin time the amount of time it spins the the number of names on the wheel Uh, the appearance of it we can change the colors so we can have one color per person We can customize it. We can apply a theme Could you could you you think you can make it look more like a casino wheel of fortune? Yeah, I'll spend some time on this thing. Yes. Yeah, they spent some time another Yeah, all on bar I think this is really isn't this great james. I literally just thought of this this is Okay, this is getting and then we could take from the field. Okay. Hey bart What do you want us to talk about we'll toss it in here and then we'll just let the things spin You know Right and but when but when but when bc is barbecuing He he has the uh the right to interrupt When he goes outside and shows the food on the barbecue Yeah, we could even ask bc. Hey, what do we want bc to do next week? Right? No, I don't want to know. I don't want to I don't want to like put him put pressure on him about what to cook He knows what he knows what he wants. Yeah, because I mean Two of the pork going on the ribs I mean, I want to be like repetitive about it, but it's like that one time when I ended up doing the bacon bombs Well, it was like There's only so many things you can find in the market to to barbecue Yeah, I mean, what do you got ribs or pork loin meat? People gonna say People gonna say oh, no bc is barbecue and baby back ribs again No, we're gonna go. Oh, we love baby backwards. All right. This is This has got me so excited for future shows to have this wheel of names. I think it's cool. I think it's a fantastic idea Why don't you spend time? I'll spend some time on this feel farting around with it, you know But anyway, I'll get back to nutrition. But first I want to say hi to mr. Bart Robinson Hello bart. Thanks for joining art is is is a fitness enthusiast which I'm very happy to hear And uh fried flounder hokey really that sounds really tasty from my local sub shop tonight Fried flounder Fried and then you let us tomato onion and tartar sauce Of course now tartar sauce is interesting Tartar sauce Is really easy to make it's nothing but mayonnaise pickle relish and lemon juice Just like cocktail sauce for shrimp is ketchup and and horse radish And you know, whoever thought of Let's see. Let's make a sauce that would taste great on fish Okay, mayonnaise pickle relish and lemon juice And it turns out it tastes fantastic. I'm fish. Yeah Okay Was it keepers So I've seen dill in the tartar sauce And the reason why I think they use dill is because dill weed Is very common to use with seafood recipes Yeah I'll make a seafood salad or that tube salad They generally call for dill weed. Yeah dill weed and and also Celery is also very popular with with like clam chowders and fish soups and uh You know steam clams and but anyway that that list of of fruit that he brought up before I I have read articles about the soursop fruit being a very effective cancer destroyer And you can also make tea from the leaves now the soursop originated in Latin America in mexico. I think mexico central america And the spanish call it guanabana and the philippine people call it guayabano And it is a lobby. Yeah, it makes one of the most delicious milkshakes. I always used to order frozen Uh, soursop milkshake and it's one of the tastiest tropical fruits And it is if you live in the tropics Definitely grow the trees because it is a It actually in the medical field in the in the vitamin industry. It's called graviola So if you want to find Soursop just look for grab g r a v i o l a graviola And then also look at that mango steam for leukemia And the list goes on and on uh Papaya and I know papaya mango very high Value nutritional value pomegranate antioxidants Avocado is fantastic very healthy Um star for you james. Can you read that? I know you're starting star fruit. I never had before What's what's up on top? coconut coconut actually coconut young coconut milk or juice Is the god has to be the best sports drink you can possibly have you can possibly drink it's loaded with electrolytes And it really blows away anything that's sold in stores any Gatorade or You know, I've heard people james if they've had a little too much. Let's say they woke up with the hair of the dog Uh Some coconut water helps uh replenish those lost electrolytes due to consuming alcohol um So yeah, if you if you have a hangover Try the uh, try the coconut water even dry fruit Blows away any sports drink when it comes to minerals electrolytes, you know any dry fruit like uh california black mission figs uh apricots Some people say apricots uh Plums which are prunes dates they're all powerhouses and and and minerals Uh, so if you're an athlete and you want a carb load and and taking a lot of electrolytes Definitely eat dry fruit I don't care if it's mango papaya um They're all they're all excellent. They're all excellent. Uh, Bart Robinson He's probably talking about the white bread in the in the hoagie in the roll Not the fish but the the hoagie Uh, I I don't eat I refuse to eat Iceberg lettuce because it has very little or no nutritional value I like it's just a uh in in accompaniment it it makes the sandwich or But to your point people are saying i'm gonna have a salad Yeah, well if you're if you're choosing a dark leafy green Lettuce uh of different varieties or romaine romaine lettuce is high nutritional value Romaine lettuce is excellent as good calcium Okay. All right, here we go. We're representative susan lee democrat from the vata failed to properly disclose more than 200 stock trades between early to to 2020 and mid 2021 together the trades are worth as much as 3.3 million now does this equivalent to insider trading? Absolutely. Um, oh this this woman's a crook this is and look I didn't I I just pulled, you know, uh Let me just kind of refine what I am trying to say here. I pulled you know congress insider trading or something to that effect and this lady came up right and The thing is is that she Because she's a lawmaker These people know what's going to happen sort of before it's released to the public or or it's voted into a law So she's able to trade on that information um Before so they're you know, let's just say for example. Oh, we're gonna Give tesla a big tax break so they can build this factory in texas Well, you know, you might just buy a bunch of tesla stock because you know this is going to cause the stock price to go up Well, we're going to vote on certain legislation to reduce the taxes or to reduce Regulation on things You know, it's uh I certainly don't have any of this information, but this woman As unfortunate as it is and these people Because they are elected officials I think it's their duty And I'd have to check and see if it's a law and certainly I'd have to Disclose every trade I make on my tax tax return Because I need to report any gain or loss but this woman Susie lee a democrat from nevada 200 stock trades 3.3 million dollars bc that sucks, right? Yeah, it does It's crazy. Isn't that crazy? I mean You know, we'd be going to jail if it was any of us do with it It sucks. You're right. We'd be going to jail, right james. Damn, right I don't know if you're ever there when I see that little piranha there if you're in the bathroom or if you're Well, that means uh, I ski daddles that means i'm somewhere, but I can still far from me Or does indeed Gatorade And the like is pure junk. It's yes sugar Yeah, well, yeah, you want to get pediolite, man at the very least. Yes. Actually, I'm glad you mentioned that if you go to wal-mart You can get the wal-mart brand Uh pediolite And I've had it when I was in the desert of Baja, mexico We had ice cold lemon lime flavored pediolite from wal-mart and it was It was perfect. It was wonderful It was wonderful speaking of wonderful We now have mr. Jordy from the country of scotland w. Jordy. Hello, Jordy Hello, I'm just back from The supermarket and I've got some deal Oh, you're going to walk in from the market At night time do they have leprechauns in in scotland or is that only One does pop down the bush at the back there, man. Watch out. Oh, shit You're right boy. This is cool Ah, me gold. Where is me gold me lucky charms? So again, I'm walking back from the supermarket. I'll come and join you guys on the computer Perfect All right, Jordy get home safe. We'll see you shortly All right, second bill of rights, this is something That the republicans put a stop to if he would have got away with the second bill of rights Believe me the 98% would have been hunky dory peachy keen right now the unfortunate thing about this james is I don't have exact years or or when it happened but Franklin gave one of his famous fireside chats back in the day and He he he made mention he actually called out During one of his speeches the second bill of rights and I think it's worth I'll just go every down every single one of them And I'll ask everyone either in the panel Watching at home or in this panel To raise your hand if you disagree with any of these things So the second bill of rights Suggests that every american has the right to a job Raise your hand if that's a bad idea If it's a bad idea It's a great idea right every american has the right to a job. They do they certainly do an adequate wage and decent living a decent home medical care economic protection during sickness accident old age or unemployment And finally a good education Back to what james was saying These these in my opinion are all Like the foundation of what we strive to be as decent human beings and The great country that america is was could be so to speak But james, maybe you could just classify here Why why in your opinion was this because the it's the unfortunate thing is before I let you He passed away Shortly after the speech was given and and unfortunately was not able to To move any of these things forward Yeah, well, he had he had post polio syndrome And uh, his presidency was spent in a wheelchair which he very cleverly kept secrets And uh My original co-host the reverend doctor william j eisman Who is now with us anymore? He was a huge fan of f dr And his second bill of rights and of course the republicans threw a monkey wrench in air because It would mean that corporations Will be defanged I think he's the one that started corporate regulations to to to to undemonize them and defanging The wicked greedy corporate giants is what the reverend doctor bill Used to say actually he's the one that named my All my internet page is progressive discussions. He's the one that came up with the name god rest his soul and Uh, yeah, I mean just by reading it It's pro 98 percent He really is uh, hey look who's back the old Russian bot the troll I see something like that uh Rod terrio shows this morning, right? Uh, the onbusters I'm gonna read what the hell was saying Hey, here's the hidden one the keto diet, which is the old Robert dr. Robert c akins Program ketogenic diet Which actually goes back to his mentor dr. Dr. Carlton fredericks and even before him Richard passwater. This is The healthiest diet to be on And you don't count you don't count calories You don't measure portions you just Measure carbs you cut out the uh refined Carbs which is white flour white sugar Now here we got uh, let me get that a little bigger for you james. Yeah, you can have all the veggies you want You can have all the meat and fish and eggs and cheese you want And uh, you can have all the fats you want I mean not hydrogenated Process fats like margarine, but you know regular fat all the fats you want which stabilize blood sugar and uh control hunger You can have all the cream you want all the cheese you want All the nuts and seeds you want You can have I've never heard eggs classified as dairy before that's interesting Well, you can have all the eggs you want you can have a dozen freaking eggs for breakfast on this program So you can have yeah, so let's say okay because people are probably confused at home Well, what does this mean? Well for breakfast you can fry your eggs and butter Right and and you can have sausages and you can put cheese on you in your breakfast and you can uh And then you can have bacon with those eggs you can have all the bacon you want you just Have like the white toast No, no white rice no white sugar of any kind you can put peppers in your eggs Yeah, it's a bit veggies are yeah all the veggies you want So then for lunch people are like, well, what do I eat for lunch? Okay lunch Let's have a nice spinach Salad maybe some celery sticks and you can put some grilled fish on top of it or about some salmon exactly A big huge chicken breasts on top of your salad put some sunflower seeds in that salad. Yeah, right You can put cubed uh swiss cheese Or you know or feta cheese or You know some some avocado you can slice up an avocado on top of that salad Yeah, yeah, so no sugar. That's it No white flour. No white rice. You gotta you can have brown rice, but not too much You can you can have real whole grain bread, but not too much Maybe one slice But it's it's really not bad. I mean can't eat What you can't eat Can't can't Okay, so sodas sugary drinks Rice bread well, they mean like starchy bread pasta, which is You know as regular pasta not about the whole wheat ice cream candy All alcohol. Well, you know, you know what's funny vodka is the least problematic of all the boobs of all the liquors Has that has the least amount of carbs. I'll be honest with you. It's fine White potatoes, but you can have sweet potatoes because that's got a lot of it's it's a lot of fiber and it's low on the glycemic index It is low glycemic No pop Yeah, no pop juices cereal. What do you call pop where you live? That's an interesting question You call it soda. I call pop. How about you bc? Same thing pop pop. Yeah, it's like where in the country is that's the thing Now if I go to the store, I'm they get pop. I'm gonna say, oh, maybe we'll get pop But if I met the restaurant, what's at the photo is a subtle fault machine Why did it call soda soft drinks by me? Isn't any liquid soft? Well, that's because of the hard liquor Oh So soft meaning non-alcoholic I think right? Yeah But the diet is really you know what it is when you when you have all your essential fats And oils and everything your appetite is under control. So You don't have the munchies for like sugary things You you you feel full because just think about it You need a big ass steak You know we're a big ass salad Yeah, you bring up a good point James. This is here's what you can eat and you can this as much as as much as you want to get full Right. Yeah, it's not like you have to weigh everything out like I can only have three ounces of pork or whatever Put the eat a whole pork loin if you if you want to right It's not like uh, it's not like freaking weight watches where you know, you have to measure everything and everything has a point value Yeah Yeah, that's where it's tough to uh, let's see what else I got here. It's not bad Okay, this is these are infusions like if you soak If you put mint and cut lemons and gingers in in water And you let it you let it soak for a certain amount of time It becomes an infusion Uh, I don't know how long it takes to make an infusion. Um, oh, yeah actins and uh, I I I met him one time And Barnes and Nobles talking on yeah, Carl. I used to listen to his mentor Carlton Fredericks every day when I was a kid They demonized him because The toxic food industry and the medical profession and the registered dieticians were in cahoots They they demonized it because they knew it would prevent many diseases including obesity in in uh humans They they knew it was good cholesterol does not and it's no it's it's it's oxidation It's an oxidation process free radicals cause the lesion in your arterial wall And yes, it is it is insulin resistance and and it is the Refined carbs that causes the lesion and then your body attempts to patch up the hole in your arterial wall with plaque And it is a free radical issue, but it's mostly refined Carbs that cause heart disease And uh, even cancer cells feed on sugar. They love to feed on So Bart Robinson is Bart Robinson is right on the money Now when when bc is getting hungry and he wants to warm up his porcelain. Let me know bc I think i'm gonna have to get a can of cider here. Let me just uh, give you be back in two shakes of a lamb's tail Ma'am, I don't think there's much meat on a lamb's tail No, but I mean it reminds me of the ox tails is like Some people cook ox tail I don't know. They would with uh, what's that meat that they use for uh This is stew like beef stew um ground chuck at the Chuck roast You know what it's all good I love it. I love it all now Bart Robinson is right uh, there is Hi, there is a A coconut oil Can withstand high temperatures Without burning You can use coconut oil for deep frying or stir frying And I use the uh extra virgin Uh coal pressed coconut oil from Trader Joe's And they also have the Um The other coconut oil that's not extra virgin where you know, you can use that for frying It won't burn. It's great. If you're going to stir fry in a wok You need high temperature to do so So you can use that. Um What's the other one peanut well, actually the coconut oil is better than peanut oil, but you know, there's two types now Like I mentioned, but the extra virgin olive oil Is not What you would want to use for? Frying because it's more of a condiment for flavor I would use I would use the second press of the olive though the one that's lighter green You can use that or some sunflower seed oil you can use that But you know bard is right about coconut oil. It's it's a great fit immune system It's uh good for the brain brain health It's really good Oh, look at it Blow up here Two-town cider house outsider. Wow outsider. It's very clever only fresh Fresh pressed northwest apples This is unfiltered cider made with Johnna gold apples. It's five percent This is a 19 point two ounce Can so you call this like a stove pipe can kind of a tall so so the company is two towns Yeah, can you see that it's made in Oregon? May maybe I can find a cider a northwest cider company that'll ship to new jersey I still need to get your address james. I need to arrange a shipment I thought I could do it. Let's work on that this week. Yeah. I want to I want to definitely Uh, what what was the one that you thought I might like the dry one, right? It's called yonder It's a dry a dry on der Dry That this is what it looks like that company is called yonder No, this one here is called Young this is called two-town cider house two-town cider house. This is excellent, but this is a little sweeter Um But even even so it's not terrible if you can see the I know this is so blurry This is why that light would help 150 calories. It's got 13 grams of carbs for 12 ounces for a cider It's not terrible. Well my my idea of a sweet cider. That's just way too sweet would be like What is a woodchuck brand that any nationally advertised hard cider is too sweet for me now What's nice is because it's unfiltered Yeah, if you can see here how cloudy Yeah, I was about to say it's gonna be cloudy. Yeah, how cloudy that is right? So if I can get the light in there That's good. That's good. This is excellent. This is um, and it's not that heavy. It's only five percent Um, so, you know, you got the mother of the uh the apple in there. They as they call yeah, so Cheers like what apple cider vinegar they call the mother of the vinegar Yeah, and very refreshing my goodness Oh, I can imagine and I can imagine how refreshing it is You know when you're thirsty in the summertime Yeah, the summertime here the joke is that in um Where I live in western Washington summer starts on uh the fifth of july Because it always rains on the fourth and that it ends on uh the day after labor day So we get like two months of nice weather But today is another nice day. It's not raining here today. It's cold. It's probably 39 degrees So it's not that warm but um Yeah, here you go. You sent me this one james Oh, oh, I'm sorry. I'm trying to get that Now that's not it either. I'm about fun cool Here we go China is building basically water highways for cargo ships Oh like canals hundreds of feet in the air cargo ships to to Oh, but they're advanced. I'm convinced Mainly in china is more technologically advanced than people think Today in america, uh, they keep a secret. You notice the the american media keeps Everything that's going on in mainly in china a secret Meanwhile people in virginia have been stuck in traffic For up to 20 hours because of a six-truck pile up during a snowstorm and china His building I know right and a hundreds of feet in the air like an aqueduct like a canal You might as well say it's a man-made can It's an elevated man-made canal for cargo ship. You know how big that is Yeah, I mean just it's mind-boggling how huge that would have to be You know, it's not only how big it is, but you know how ambitious that is No, that's pretty ambitious to build up like an aquacamp or a Duck or whatever What happens if there's an accident the cat creep fail That is true, right? Uh, you know, I mean when you think of a container ship, you you're thinking of a Astronomically huge and heavy vessel vessel Traveling hundreds of feet in the air How how to how could this support? You know, maybe maybe their imagination as As run wild here. Yeah, I got the buzz to Yeah The weight of a cargo ship And what happens if it's a real windy day? Oh, here's a cargo I don't know. We'll have to look him up heart. Thank you. Look him up Scientists could not detect any adverse reactions to money Well, what about becoming an evil evil bastard, I mean, you know greedy evil scumbag that that's that's an adverse side effect of money Look how many Ben Franks are in his Holy crap All right Oh, who's this guy now? He's gonna need The shirts are a little a little too tight on him. Look at that You ever seen some of those guys that wear these shirts so they're like three sizes too small Yeah, I know listen, I know I think security When I first got got involved with professional wrestling I did security with my friend And there was this dude That all he did was brag about all the girls up to rub his Chest and his shoulders the big macho man, but he was a short guy And he he used to buy polo shirts like two sizes too small so it made him look bigger That was so funny That was so funny. His name was Jeff Peters You know that reminds me of a joke. I forget who was telling it, but it was like this little comedian. I was watching Gary sailing what he had is like an old talk show way back one And he had some comedian on there. He's going on. It's like, yeah, I started like Having this running joke Where he was saying he was losing weight, but he was like skinny as hell But what he would do is is like every week or every other week He was by a pair of pants that was like a size bigger And I was like, okay, if you're on 40 next week, you're gonna be about 42 size pants And the next time it's gonna be a 44 because then after that it's gonna make a 46 So the pants get bigger, but he stays to say he says look how much weight I've lost Come on now Bart, you're right. All these has the extra virgin coconut oil. I think it's $5 jar You're absolutely right. Okay Yeah, coconut oil is the worst thing you can put in your body Yeah, right the worst thing you can put in your body is Is margarine which doctors were telling people To eat all the time It's poison. It's toxic Sugar, what about white sugar yet? You know, you know in the hospital The registered dietitians Bart they have to get they have to get a master's degree to be a registered dietitian in a hospital You ever see the cardio Menus they put together for the cardio vascular patients, you know, the food menus It's all high sugar and high refined carbs I mean, they're giving heart patients this garbage Why is that? Because they don't know anything about nutrition. They pretend to know A cardiologist will not Give will not give you the right advice If you're a heart patient, they'll give you Bullshit advice. I was gonna say outdated. No, it's always been bullshit advice Okay, stadiums are a great study of how little space people Take up and how much space their cars need Yeah, look at the parking lot Mm-hmm Look at the park. What else we got, you know, the rip off crooks that run A giant stadium over here for the for the new york jets and giants They charge people To park in the parking lot. This is on top and top on top of the ticket staff to buy Yeah, I mean you think about what what's it cost to park in a Next to a stadium. It's got to be like 40 50 bucks or some bullshit like that Prices for a hot dog in a stadium What about a beer? A cheap beer mind you How much is a beer there about 15 bucks? 30 out seven It's just too fucking The same thing with the boardwalk on the jersey shore to have like they have new rules that if you go To a beach that has a boardwalk with amusements You have to pay a cover charge to get on the beach a cover charge to change into your bathing suit You can't bring food or beverages on the beach They want you to go and buy you to fucking hot dog and refreshments on the boardwalk Unlike pay six dollars for one damn hot dog Yeah, but you can't even bring your own No, they won't let you bring your own. You know what? It's a racket. It's all racketeering It seems like there's there's more scammers calling me on my phone than ever before Everything is a scam everything everything is highway robbery There was nothing Positive about today's capitalism Okay, all three men convicted in Ahmed Ahmed Aubrey's murder sentenced to life in prison. Good. Yes I say good But you know, I'm glad Bart Robinson brought up about the cardiologist's advice because My my grandmother was alive And she was having heart attacks and heart surgery because she's you know I The cardiologist told her to throw away your natural vitamin E and all your supplements throw them into the waste basket James go back to that for a minute because I think I stepped away. Why would a cardiologist purposely? Feed you lies. I mean why would they Or you know what they want because they want to put you on the operating table and Make a ton of money off surgeries You know the hospital the cardiologists They want to you know, I mean There's nothing ethical About anything and they can't make money off you if you're if you're not sick Yeah customers the health of customers Good customers for american healthcare do not consist of healthy people um My friends in china they they say that uh The american healthcare system is very dishonest and I said what else is new I told them I says uh, yeah Um Anyway Bart is Bart's bringing up bringing up some very good points today's republican party Rich people using religious people to convince poor white people that Compassionate people are out to get them You know what? That's a gem. That's a gem That one should be saved in the deep archives right james Oh, yeah, but you know, you got me excited with that that that spinning wheel. Isn't that cool? You know like great. It makes me think of that. Where's that blood sweat and tears? Uh, what goes up? Must come down. Oh, that's a great song. We've got to go around See this is what you do. Yeah, so maybe what we do we for collaborating for future shows to your point We just load this up the topics in there because we're kind of on a round robin here today This is and I'll be honest with you. I I was at a birthday party late yesterday Had some stuff to do today It's a good round robin because all all the posts are are good. They were all like Uh, oh, oh you now we're gonna get now. We're gonna see some comedy about dentistry and Back and you know, I think we lost uh hang on. I think we lost the uh, I can get there real quick We lost the picture. Yeah, here we go must come down Spinning wheels got too good right now. We have Somebody getting is I don't need you to show you like that they don't they don't Quack, quack, they don't uh They don't do cosmetic dentistry back in the old days. They they they just yank them They just yank them What goes up? So look at this person here. They've got like the Yeah, inflate that sucker the The boot on the guy's shoulder and then this guy's like trying to hold the head still while they've got the pliers around the That's zoom in there See if I can't get zoomed in here. Try to zoom it There we go. Look at it. Look at it. See I zoom in and then I and then I Shit, I hang on here. I think that might be as as let me let me try it this way. I've got a couple of There we go. Now look at look he's got the the boot on his head and something like that So they've got the boot on his shoulder Yeah, exactly the boot on the shoulder and then the the the pliers This is just an in it's you would you would hesitate to say this is inhumane But this is the best they the best technology they had at the time, right? Yeah, I got you know doc holiday In tombstone, arizona. He was a dentist and he had tuberculosis, but he was a dentist and he In doc holiday. He just gave you a bottle of whiskey. It was no nova came Gave you a bottle of whiskey and he just pulled your teeth Oh, here we go today's kids What kids today are learning the louder you are the more attention you get insults and assertions win arguments Demonizing everyone you disagree with is okay Being offended makes you right Yeah, tell that to uh Mark Zuckerberg who puts you in facebook prison For offending someone Being offended makes you right do all the above makes you famous Good luck american Heaven forbid you should offend somebody I mean, uh, uh, yeah coconut is great stuff. I'll show you what I've been using As a moisturizer All right, jordy's back hold on let me Let me Let me stop sharing my screen here james so that you can show jordy what he's been doing goes Before I stop sharing though, we just have to do Uh, because I just took a covid test at home yesterday, but this is a quick at home covid test. It doesn't cost you anything One finger up anus as far as possible Sniff finger Yeah Isn't that funny Or I'm sure we have more uh Screen shares, but let me let me just show yeah, we can get back to it here. Let me stop here for a second This is a new product By go bon, you know the famous go bon company It's called pure moisture and you can use it on your face and anywhere on your body And it's it does it's not greasy. It absorbs instantly and it's great It's great because you don't know with the time I get dry hands And uh, I get dry skin in general and you know Pure moisture I get I got it from amazon prime And it's gold bond is a very old company too. They're they're a great company. Oh, yeah Yeah, gold barn is is pretty damn good Uh, but anyway, uh, jordy. So, uh, what did you what did you have to eat today so far? Uh spaghetti meatballs That's what I'm I'm I'm I'm gonna heat up. I'll tell you what I'm gonna do today I got good leftovers I got spaghetti and homemade It's with homemade sauce and meatball leftover that I I froze And from early in the week. That's what I cooked. I'm gonna eat that No, first, I'm gonna eat. Let's do this. I didn't have breakfast or lunch. I had nothing I'm gonna warm it up now. First. I made organic sprouted Uh steel cut oatmeal porridge with tropical guava fruit Himalayan pink salt And uh, um and and some coconut oil I'm gonna eat that Now then I'm gonna eat After the show the spaghetti meatball, you know, I made a giant two giant meatballs Then after that later on tonight, I'm gonna warm up some shrimp Chow fun rice noodle that I had left over from last night's chinese food Enjoy And that's what I'm gonna do. But now I'm gonna I'm gonna warm up the porridge The oatmeal and I'm gonna eat it in honor of geordi right in front of him when uh Oh james, I had um polish polish sausage called it was called cabanos cabanos um Oh, it's so good this way. That's polish dried salami sausage. Oh like kielbasa Yeah, I think that's what it's called. Yeah, something like that. I'll show you a bit of science Yeah, uh, um jason cleveland was pulled away For for dinner moment tell momentarily and just a very quick snack james. I'll be right back Okay, yeah, yeah, actually, you know what? Uh I just have to turn I have to turn the heat on my steam pot to get the uh That oatmeal going and I'll be and I'll be back in a flash. But when geordi comes back He could him and bc could banter back and forth and uh, I'll be back In uh about 30 seconds Or Joe james, I'm gonna I'll post a picture of those um, polis sausages on everything is food You mean the polish sausage? Yeah, I'll post that up on everything is food facebook group Oh, well, you could oh, okay Yeah, um well, I I used to get freshly made smoked polis sausage when um I lived in my hometown the the next town over which is garfield new jersey has a huge polish community and they have a lot of these Pork stores, you know where they make their own They smoke their meats on the premises and And they they make everything dad a which includes homemade sauerkraut You know with uh Is a slab bacon in there and uh I'd say at least several different types of kivasi sausage Uh, nice Sausage is pretty good. Yeah, smoked kivasi is really good. Yeah I'll be right back. I'm gonna go and get uh smoke. So I'll be brb I want to talk about uh I'll tell you about picking up one of them uh, family pegs of kivasa and You know cut off a couple of pieces of it and Put in the refrigerator and then get the rest of it to bag it up and throw it in the freezer and save it for later because sometimes He I get the hand grip for like having that post uh Kibasa and sometimes they even go with grape with breakfast Take one foot and a half and have it instead of sausage, you know Well, uh instead of uh hot dogs. I used to get like you said, I used to get a large volume of smoke kibasa sausages and I used to cut them up in portions that would I feel would be good enough for me and I would I would cut them up and uh You can You can you can zip lock in the freezer bag without wrapping them because One because they're already cooked. They're smoked Yeah, they won't they won't freeze in one block together like raw meat does Oh, yeah Yeah, so so I would I would take out enough For one meal and then I would freeze the rest and then if I want to make it again It's I got you can pull out that bag or whatever I just I just reach in and take out, you know a couple of big long links of Kibasa and let it you know let it defrost Put put the bag back in the freezer You don't have to worry about anything going bad on it. You know Now Yeah, if you smoke, it's gonna be good for a long time and you know You know, uh, uh, but I I know it's not easy for you to get supplies Yeah, for your uh smoke or grill because Transportation what the problem, you know Yeah, and the way is is, you know like you know Scooter, okay, let's get the face. You know, that can be another week the two weeks of work fixed And you got the buzz but One day run by my house here. It doesn't run on Saturdays or Sundays. So it's like Kind of screwed Hmm On the scooter, do you have those baskets on both sides to put groceries in? No, but I do have like a rack on the back So It was like I bought a Co-pecker Moose head and it comes in a big old box and anyways I got a bunch of buggy cords underneath the seats and what I do is is I throw like three or four of them Anyways, I throw two One way and I throw one or two And There's like a little hook Right there where I keep my legs at Or you just put the handle on this hook and you just keep the bags right there in between your legs And you just ride off but you're still limited to how much you can carry at one time out of scooter though so well, I I mean I remember that Motor scooters motorcycles. They have the saddlebags that go on both sides They were They were pretty secure, you know, if you put groceries in because you can really Because You got to have you got to have one on each side you have to have two because You want to be able to bring all the groceries that you you need Yeah, bring them home You know, and I tell you I I've seen scooters That the people that own them Tell me they they'll go like a hundred miles an hour Oh, I'm sure they could. Yeah, some of them. Yeah Yeah 150 cc or more. Yeah They're getting almost to the motorcycle like speed there. No, they're there. Oh, is that aventines? That's uh franciscan or weissbier. Have you had it? Oh, no. Oh, yeah, I had that one time the other one. I I love the aventines white, uh, weiss and uh I mean weak beer in germany, but that's good. That's not bad Cheers everyone Cheers journey. How are you? Yeah, I'm good, bro. How are you? How are you doing? Great. It's good to see you It's good Did you just pick these up or were these already chilling in the fridge? Oh, I just picked these up from the store Okay I took a bottle of this and uh 10 of rose 10 of reese. This is like cheap french beer. Well, let's see that You can get wait 10 of reese for a fiver That's that's very cheap Yeah, it's cheap beer 4% is selected for asda asda's basically like wal-mart Oh, yeah, it's cheap shit. So with 10 of those that's pretty much going to carry you into the evening then, right? Yeah Probably not last to tomorrow. Oh, no, those will be done by tonight I'm sure Yeah, that's weak beer I've got right here old francis. That's isn't cheap. This is this is good stuff Yeah, that's probably like three pounds of bottle, right? Uh I think it was two pounds Two pounds and 20 pence Okay, 220. Yeah, 220. Yeah That's pretty good So what's for dinner bc? Um, you know, you stole the weight of my slowness Pork loin, I'm so good Full of food that beats the soup I heard I had earlier Reheat the pork loin Yeah The fruit of the loin Yeah That's pretty funny Yeah Hold on, let me dog in All right James I was gonna comment The the locks You had a kind of trimmed the locks very very high and tight about two months ago and then now the locks are kind of In in need of uh Oh my hair. Yeah Yeah, it grows it grows like weeds What do you do? Do you do you have a set of shears at home when you just kind of buzz it off yourself or I I go to I go to Supercuts whatever 16 bucks. Oh, that's a cute cat Yeah, this is junior Um, he's actually got three legs. He's only got three legs. I don't know if you can see me come All right, remember you showed us that yeah, because it got hit, right? Yeah But he's a warrior Does he love snuggling? He's the friendiest cat you'll ever meet in your life Very cute You know if uh people were like cats we wouldn't have any problems in the world, right? Well male male cats I like them Because you can play you can play more vigorously with them Yeah What are you snacking on james? Uh, organ organics sprouted steel cut oatmeal with guava uh guava fruit and Turbinado brown sugar and cinnamon Himalayan think salt and coconut oil That sounds really nice james. That sounds christmassy with that cinnamon That looks spectacular Any reasons in there? Yeah Yeah, this is uh, this is a sprouted my first time i'm trying this is sprouted organic oatmeal Not bad What are you drinking bc you drinking a beer? No, i've got water tonight water Yeah, water Because we're going to be last night with the drinking so Try not Get we had a few You had a few beers last night bc. Yeah You have last night So you're detoxifying like uh like michael hilt well It's only for about a couple of days Until a or at least a day anyway Because uh, i bought some hopscams from uh, bell's beers But i've been waiting to drink those bell's beers. It's does hops have you so awesome I can't wait to drink it. I didn't feel like drinking today. So that's why i was waiting Uh I was gonna say that's uh aggressive that that's an aggressive pour for sure You see that spoon though Yeah Get the cat the cat'll lick it up Yeah The cat was next to it, but none of it spoke more that cat. That's a cute cat Yeah Oh, i'm sorry, you know it doesn't spill on him, but you got afraid remember the forces commercial. Hey, that's australian for beer, mate It's australian australian Yeah, i have some family members from australia. Yeah, like crocodile dundee kind of shit That's not a knife. This is a knife That's not a knife. That's not a knife. This is a knife. Oh, I love that. I love that. It is so good I um, I like the head where he started so i'll get out of people's heads to get to the water Oh Yeah And there's a bit we are um There's a pimp in the street and he's got these hookers And and he starts a fight with him. I can't remember what happens um And there's a bit in the the party scene Oh nice james I uh one of my exes used columbia and she brought me a machete from columbia Oh, holy shit Wow He's got two roosters fighting roosters Oh, that's nice If anyone breaks into your house, they're screwed Come at them with that Yeah That's awesome james that's awesome, man You know made by native americans, you know, south american indians the sheer Yeah, I like I like things made by the native americans. Um You know, I don't I don't like souvenirs that that most tourists get tourist trap garbage, you know Yeah, you know all the bullshit the t-shirts and It's authentic coffee. Yeah, I like something really authentic. Um, you know, like if I was in scotland I would look for real Authentic things Bring home. I mean Because my computer made cut off because the wires a bit dodgy but Oh, you know It's like it's like a little buoy a buoy knife Yep Well, you never know this, uh, well if you were in the area with like mountain lions and wolves and Can we see that again? Uh BC that was so quick. I barely it almost looks like it has like like a nice grip on it. Yeah Oh my god, like a pistol grip Yeah, I like I like that grip. That is nice Is that a smoky mountain knife company product? I bought this somebody years ago. I couldn't even tell you where I got this from cold steel Cold steel. Yeah, you can see it goes always through the spine. So it's one piece Is it kind of heavy too? Yeah I mean it's a bit more heavier on the back end with the handle but still I mean Put it this way if you were in an alley and somebody said hey, uh, Hemmy your wallet and you pulled that thing out. They probably run away Yeah, they probably would and they definitely started going away while I started going Yeah, exactly like BC's laughing when he's stabbing them, right? You know, that's when you know, they're running away Flash, you know, like if his hand comes out to grab you He slashes wrists you slash Yeah Juckling I gotta say flash him across the neck The criminals have more rights than the Oh, I know Like if you if you defended yourself, let's say somebody said, you know, hand me your wallet and you said screw you and you stabbed him Well, then you're getting come, you know, a frickin sentenced for Man, it's so ridiculous, right? It's like no, you're this is self-defense. I mean you're You didn't hand me you Yeah, and that's the thing, right? Oh, guess what? Well, I shot a you know, I did I'm just kind of reciting something I shot a A burglar trying to enter my home and then they said well, this is this guy's now being Prosecuted for second-degree murder. It's like no it's frickin either him or me, right? Like Can't you defend yourself? I mean, I just It's ridiculous. It's absolutely ridiculous. Oh, yeah Because I know this ain't a legal way or legal advice, so don't get me wrong I know a few black guys that got like guns and They don't have handguns. They have like, I guess rifles and that of being If it's not much of a I forget what the charge is but it's like if you have somebody in major house You got a rifle you're fine But if you got a handgun It's a different story. It's like somehow it's a felony somehow I was like, how is that a felony? That's ridiculous Yeah, it shouldn't matter what you use look I killed the guy and he's armed and he's you know threatening me and my family Yeah, and you know what the chances of him having an HL handgun compared to a rifle is I'd say it's the chances. They're probably about 90 percent of him having a handgun And what's the next thing after that? It's probably gonna be a shot off shotgun And if it's not that that is gonna be like So yeah, I mean, yeah I don't know. I think the justice system Sometimes works but in in in those cases if if somebody is harming attempting to harm you or your loved ones or To try to steal your personal property You should have every right to defend it even to the death if if necessary Yeah, I mean We've got the right to bear arms. So what's the problem? Correct, I mean I get there there's gotta be rules and plays and this and they find but still Ultimately we can hand weapons So check this one out here James, uh, one more screen share maybe two more screen shares 22 billion Preventing the next pandemic Depending on what that That's an interesting one. What else I got here You know, uh viruses Need to uh in order to mutate they need to replicate When your boss's income has risen 940 percent since 1978 and yours has only increased by 12 percent It's time to stop blaming minorities for your problems. Uh, yeah It's more like it's more like, uh, the uh, the average worker not getting paid a living wage I mean how many people are making a living wage? What goes up? That's al-franken, right? That's al-franken So that was that was uh al-franken Back in his heyday and here's a here's a picture of al-franken now Because this person right here because this person right here told him he needed to step down, right? You know, nancy Pelosi was crancing around Without a mask or something That's right in 2020 Jordy, is that a child out here? Is that your son? Uh, no, that's not what we're on Um, there's a massive age gap. I'm 26 and he's um, no seven or eight. Well, that's your little brother Yeah That's haggis little haggis So what's sorry the year 26 and he's seven Yeah, there's a massive age gap Look at this little kitty. He loves he's like uh falling asleep on the tv here Yeah, he loves that So you could probably hold him all day, right? Yeah I like that little black spot on his nose What's the cat's name junior? Junior How old is he? Uh, he's he'll be like 10 now. He'll be like 10 years old now. Yeah Yeah Did you adopt the cat when after the accident or did you have him? I had him before that. Um I've actually got his mom. I've got two cats. I've got holly and junior. Um Holly is his mom like she had babies and The thing was See see see if you're a mom see if you're a mother cat, right? You have to lick the kittens you you have to like take care of every single kitten and lick them To keep them alive, but like she wasn't giving this one particular cat attention Um, and that was junior and we like we like bathed them under water To keep them alive and stuff like that. Um Yeah And I was like I want to keep this one Like my mom's sale my mom sold all the kittens that my mom that the mommy cat had Um, wait at the start it was it was um marley and holly And then marley died and then we got another cat called ziggy and then holly and ziggy had babies And then ziggy died Um, but this is basically the closest to ziggy That we have um, and this is junior So How did he lose his leg? Did did he like in like a car hit him or something or? Yeah, um, like he came back one morning and like His his like front His front right paw is it his front left paw? His front his front left paw um was basically like he couldn't put in any pressure on it Okay, and like we waited for without that he'd been hit by a car That was a way to a veterinarian and then the veterinarian Yeah, yeah the vet the vet actually said that but I've got I've got cat hour jesus well, you know Oh, jeez. I've got I've actually got cat hour in cat for hour jesus, but I can't help but holding on and cuddling I know it's like um Yes, I hear you. Yeah He's one more attention right now. I think he's wanting some food I'm gonna go and give him some hand come on I've got cook time downstairs. I'm gonna give him one last wicked junior. Let me see here Uh I'm gonna go and feed him because he's hungry. All right, no problem. Very cute Uh, I just want to uh Oh, yeah, I see it. I see it in liquor stores over here of the german wheat beers. So I Have in time. This is great. I mean well, um before you know it it'll be very first and then the The saint valentine's day massacre on our wallets will be uh here Oh, yes I can tell you it's already here. I was in the grocery store yesterday. They've already got all the candy They got all the freaking stuffed animals all the cards all the other bullshit Um And it's unbelievable and there's the heart Come on. Come on people have a heart. We have a heart. We'll get straight to the heart of the matter Right to the heart of the matter. I love to talk about that hilly You know what it's really What a racket i'm telling you you know with the with the The florist make them all that money on something that dies in a couple days The greeting cards forget it hallmark nobody talks like that anymore you ever read those nauseating greeting cards But I just want to give tips to all you people out there that That receive live flowers for some from some rip war florist If you took those flowers Those roses instead of putting them in a vase If you hung them upside down on a wall They will become perfect dry flowers Something to think about Something to think about I would get like those those silk flowers Or nylon or whatever the hell they are. They look so realistic They look very real. I mean, you know if you were to have house plants Yeah, look at this, right? Here's how much Americans spend on valentine's day gifts Don't they look like they're having a great time, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah They look nice Well, yes now guess let me just ask you how much without you seeing it here. How much do you think Americans spend? On average This is the pool is so she's I'm talking about Hold on. Hold on. I got to check this out Crack oh crackers. I know the company kabanusi Yeah Oh, those are good. It's like beef jerky Yes, we beef jerky. So I mean the same thing I used to see freshly made kabanusi at the polish store. Yes I highly recommend That is awesome. Let me tell you that is a great snack to have when you're drinking good beer Oh, yeah, it's like a but it looks like a it looks like a limp dick Like to go with the raisin ball That's they they should do a an erectile dysfunction commercial with the kabanusi Why don't you dip it in the beer and you can use it as the twiglet stick That's an ideal All right Yeah, dip it in the beer. There you go Now take a bite All right, James. That's fucking nice Yeah A few taps in the bell too What's that bc remember the naked gun movies back from the 90s. Yeah, those were all very funny Yeah, and I remember what time he was I forget which movie it was or which one it was but He was there making out with edit the Cole Smith And then she like pushes them on the couch and then they show her shadow on the wall And it showed her having a slung That looked like that saw since they were it was like kind of All's like, what come on, man You're trying right you're trying no He was uh with uh Priscilla Presley too. Let me see that. Oh, was it kabanusi Jordy's got the new see Look at that. Uh, beautiful Good great flavor to it, but hmm It's fresh too And even when you drip it into you I like those bangers those banger sausages that they make in Ireland and Scotland All those are excellent The bangers the especially the the the white ones that you talked about in the floor The bangers army bangers Oh, let me get this up here. Okay. Uh, yeah, no, no, I was what I was saying was you mean to tell me Women expect to get like a gift on Valentine's Day. You know, not just the dinner and So the average money Americans expect to spend an average of 142 dollars on Valentine's Day present Yeah Okay That's not including the winding and dining Oh, they want winding and dining and the present. Oh now look at this, right? These are the average amounts spent by age group so gen z Ages 18 to 23 82 dollars Millennials 113 dollars gen x my age group bc's age group 293 dollars Oh Dollars bc are you out of your mind? Hey, listen Listen Al Bundy for married with children would not spend that and if it's good enough It's good enough for me and all I got to say to these companies that make people feel guilty if they don't Empty their bank account for every fucking holiday. Hey, I got an itch in the middle of me forehead Yes, exactly. Can you believe these as I say, can you believe these this fucking guy? 290 bucks, you know, that could go for like a Towards rent something come on man car payment utility anything Fucking unbelievable as these girls and companies lost their goddamn minds If they're young they're useless as balls on a pope Yeah 27 billion dollars james Yeah, every every day you're jordy. They want take out. They don't they don't they don't know how to cook. They don't they don't do laundry They don't know how to do nothing 27 billion So we'll go back to this here and I'm 26. I'm gonna be right back I can cook you like 56 meals. I know how to cook them especially You know how to Oh Does do these girls today Do they only pretend That they don't know how to cook Is it because they're lazy? Probably Yes Yeah, yeah, they're lazy and and are they are they also trying to scam some some poor sucker sap A man to to buy them Take out they get take out and and buy them food Every damn day. Yeah, yeah Oh, it's a Quartz crystal. It's a pendulum. It's an obelisk actually I got I got various ones. I got different crystals Yeah, that's pretty cool. Now pendulum Do these women get away with this scam because the sucker men let it happen Oh Yes, western makes no question are women always interested in money. Hold on. Hold on All right, western money is here red pill goodness. That's right red pill goodness Oh, there you go. Western Mike has a question young are women um These days I guess uh only interested in money Hmm. Yeah, is it is it a form of glorified prostitution Fucking yes It's a hoarse a hoarse. It's a hoarse My mother says she's a ho she's a hoa Tony. She's a hoa She's a hoa Tony Western Mike welcome to the chat. What up western make juice, bro How much to spend on engagement ring? Oh, here you go western Mike Two months rule I got something to inform or you know, you young you young guy The diamond rings you find in uh all these Stores that advertise that making stick to your stomach like Jared and k jeweler And and and uh, you know like that beer and sausage. What could go wrong? Especially with boys sausage Oh This stuff is they made delicious both sausage from made in Cheap cheap cheap supermarket beer there's way to go along with it Cheap cheap cheap Much was that engagement ring james? I can only imagine she looks like uh Oh, yeah, that is her that's megan markle megan markle the most glorified All about me. I don't care about you. I'm the victim Screw the the royal family my my husband Yeah, like crash all this right She looks like a she looks like one of the members of the royal family here in britain I don't follow the royal family. You know that she wrote a book an actress and model from the united states originally Yeah She wrote a book called the bench and it's the biggest piece of crap book She is completely all about herself. She only cares about herself and even the royals Have shunned us which we can stock up co Yeah, the royal's had her number from day one She's a royal pain in the ass from what I hear I just want to tell you About you young guys out there That have uh your girlfriends nagging you take them to jared Oh, yeah Let me tell you something these engagement rings The fine jewelry I don't even want to call a fine jewelry that you find in these uh nationally advertised stores They're very low-grade diamonds to have so many inclusions if you looked at it with a through a loop A jeweler's loop or like the naked the naked eye you might say oh, it's gorgeous. It's gorgeous And then you look at the price You tell you they're giving you cheap ass diamonds You try to sell that engagement ring a few years down the road And you will just like a car you will get offered a fraction What you paid for it? So don't be suckered get a cubic zirconia For the woman it's it's equal to a perfect diamond at a microscopic fraction of the course What's it called the cuba cubic zirconia? Cz and uh, but anyway aside from the royals Let's get back to the price of engagement rings Oh, wow. I mean she Is a very uh desirable woman, but you know what not not not high maintenance. I don't go for high maintenance Yes If a girl who's been high maintenance before oh And michael hilton knows about these high maintenance women. Hey michael hilton. I sent you the link. Why don't you come on? You have a lot of a lot You have a lot of intellectual things to contribute You know you're a smart guy Yeah, look at this tiffani and company That's what I say Yeah tiffani and company around What a what a racket that was my name so It There are a lot of minds. Yeah, you're not you're not gonna get investment grade diamonds in any of these rings That's expensive No, it's really good though. Yeah If I was going to get married I would I would wake my wife to get me a black ring Wait, just wait stay that black ring. I don't I don't wear rings. I don't really like rings to be on I don't know what it is. I don't like rings, but If I was getting married, I need to wear ring all these with I prefer a black ring right there Well, you know You know what? Oh, I'm trying to figure out You know what uh Yeah, they don't they don't like The diagrams here are not accurate as far as What it looks like visually when you click on it So, you know what they have now Jordy? Yeah, they have stainless steel and titanium wedding bands that are very very pretty and very like Sparkly or you know, like they're they're attractive like yeah, you wouldn't even think about Stainless steel or titanium you would think it's it's a precious metal James I heard of a story. I heard of a story that um This guy wanted to make his wife a wedding ring from the wreckage of the titanic And I think he actually managed to do it I don't know if that story is fake or not, but I've heard that imagine having a wedding ring that's made from the titanic That would be cool, man So it's going to be because it's made from the titanic Yeah, man Yeah, but is it really is it really made from the titanic then you got to ask Exactly is it real or is he just kidding is it fake? You know, I don't know It's like it's like the evangel the tv evangelist Peter Popov has the miracle spring water. Is it really miracle spring water or is it from his toilet ball? You know, it's like, uh, there's no how do you prove where this? this Stainless steel or the steel jewelry is really from now now the uh The the wedding bands even walmart sells the titanium and Stainless steel wedding bands and they look beautiful like 20 bucks You you got Really like a his and hers wedding bands Yeah, you know the Yeah, the woman's is like thinner usually Narrower Oh, you got to roll it I have bad eyesight. That's why I'm like going like that's to the computer all the time to see stuff I've got The Submariner That that's the most manly looking isn't he in uh, Marvel comics Submariner, I think I had had a pair of Ray-Ban Ray-Ban sunglasses, but they broke unfortunately Like Ray-Ban sunglasses, um, John Ballisti famously wore Silver Yeah, I like the silver and blue and dark blue or silver and black It's sharp looking. Yeah Yeah, that's cool James, have you ever used who called the blues brothers? The blues brothers? Yeah That's that's from uh, Saturday night live those guys. Yeah, you can talk about the movie Eggroy and John Ballisti We got a half a pack of cigarettes full tank of gas and we're wearing sunglasses Hit it We got half a tank of gas half a pack of cigarettes. It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses hit it Yeah Yeah, I had a pair of Ray-Bans that worked really similar to the sunglasses that that they wore in And the boys brothers Okay, all right I don't wear I don't wear watches anymore because of the smartphone. I'm gonna show you my my wonderful My wonderful clock that I download it on It's yeah Black you know what you could select any color or any style you want. I like the roman numerals With the old fashioned hands Yeah, it's at the red it's red neon with black background It's my this is my uh oyster perpetual right here my I'm trying to figure out what team that says I'm I'm bad at telling the team on a cork like that Is that weak? It must be weak. Yeah If you go to google play it's called the classic analog clock Now do they got You could pick any any any style any color? Yeah, anything you want Yeah, yeah Oh, let me just uh, I'll send it over to What I'm addicted to these polis sausages you spawn this way. Oh, they're fantastic man. Oh, yeah They're they're really a proper taste of a new sea Have a new sea And I got cheap french beer to drink it with Cheap french beer now. Um now stella artois that is that uh belgium or netherlands or But when we get it it's brood in the uk I remember timex it takes a licking and keeps on taking Yeah So he makes as an old brand that was around in the 2000s Yeah, this is a little I think they're still in business. Uh, What does that say one million? Wow Million dollar watch for a watch Wow Now now for for another for another extra million you you can have a A decent looking mansion near the near the beach Or you know, like you you can you can actually have a pretty huge beautiful house for for the money Like you could have a at least one nice house and quite a few acres and Be just fine Yeah, you can have acre you can have you can have a decent house not a mansion but a decent house and acreage Yeah And you know what you do You make that like a I think the term is called a zero house Which if I understand it right what you do is is you get like solar panels And then you end up like having to power the entire house to a point where you do not need like Um It's almost like live it off the grid almost Up only thing you might gas and water. Yeah, so you put you fill up your you fill up a good part of your land with solar panels Yeah, or you get like uh And for gas you need one of the I know they do it like in the up or in the rural areas up north Or they got a tank and they just fill it up with uh gas And they like come out maybe once a month fill it up or tap it off and you're good so Well, uh, the the guy that lives next door to my brother-in-law Where he where he has his farmhouse and um By the Adirondacks he uh, the guy owns a hop He grows hops on his acreage for that he sells to breweries You know Being that you know, uh craft beer is so damn popular now Yeah, you need like uh a bunch of hops like mosaic or uh crystal or some of the other ones that they use for Like IPAs and other craft beers that they make. Yeah I recently had a new hop Um Cronenberg 1664 has a thing called stresl salt hops, which is really nice. It's really sweet Um, have you tried Cronenberg BT? I can't say that I have no That's some good stuff. No Cronenberg is the name of the beer or is that the name of the hops? Oh, that's the name in the beer Yeah If I have I can't remember And this is um beer deluxe from it's basically brewed for asda asda's basically the same kind of chain is walmart, you know, it's supermarket owner and beer Uh, cheap french beer. You can pick up 10 of these for a fiver for five Little stubby bottles four percent bottles for five bucks. That ain't bad. Yeah. Yeah And it's four percent. It's basically it's from france Wow Produced in france for asda stores in the united king Yeah So you you might be able to get this in france. You might be able to get it in you and I don't think you'll be able to get it in the states though There's probably a walmart variety of this All right, hold on spinning You know I was thinking You guys were talking about doing this wheel with like a topic of discussion of whatever it lands on That's pretty awesome He's just He's getting familiar with it. It's not it's not like a done deal. You know, he's just learning to navigate Is there any other colors like that you can put in between the blues? Hmm, you know, like maybe you get purple or pink or orange Yellow Yeah, the green uh or sharp sharp forest green I mean You know, I was just thinking we should make one wheel up of Different beers and a wheel and say, okay, spin it. Let's see what I guess what kind of beer I'm drinking today We like nope, not this time. Oh, maybe once in a while I'll get it right It is this wheel is pretty cool. Hi, uh, Mike, Mike Helton The spinning wheel We're still thinking of like What to do with it Okay Well that Yeah, there's so much potential with this wheel, you know, just It's got to play around the program Oh man Yeah, how fast can it go does it stop Like randomly on its own like or do you have to stop it real quick? I mean, it's nice if it can go fast and then you can like just stop it like suddenly I like the hypnotic spinning Oh, yeah, like the kind of that you use in the the twilight zone or something. Yeah Yeah, yeah, but but but the different colors would look nice, you know Yeah That makes viral thing like from the twilight zone, you'll just be staring at it all day The hypnotic uh, those are pastels. These are pastels Yeah, it'd be nice if you could select the black background What do they call it wallpaper? Sometimes they call it wallpaper You could uh make it stand down I'm very ready Yeah, we having fun Trying to think of something clever to use it for because theme well themes as far as Food and liquor are really a pain in the ass They really are. I don't even get involved with that. But uh Topic wise that might be interesting Yeah Like what topic what topic to start the show with Hey, yeah, it could be like Yeah, like Music Something yeah Well music you gotta be careful with music because then you two will will mute the show Yeah, we'll copy copyright. I'll take it off. If it's like, uh, like let's say, okay. Jason's got a ton of um Screen shares right waiting in the wings and you have a multicolored wheel with all topics And he spins it real fast and then stops it and that'll be like the opening That could be like the opening for the show like the very first topic And then he would try to see if he has a screen share That matches the topic if if he has one That that's a game And I think it would be even fun too bc Uh, hello j We are we are playing around. Uh, jay if you're watching We sort of took encouragement from the party bucket where you shake the party bucket This is sort of an online version of that where we can type in Topics we want to discuss Uh, I'll just start typing so we can um We can start and then we can determine based on what the wheel's Returning with uh what we discuss So we could say valentine's day. Okay engagement rings Yeah, you can put a lot of topics in it Yeah, so it's like it's yeah like the wheel of fortune Cyber version of your party bucket pretty much. Yeah, so I was thinking, you know, you see spins it real fast We got a ton of topics Then he stops it and then And that could be the very first topic to start the show And then he he would check to see if he's got a screen share to match Whatever topic comes up on the wheel And I even added progressive discussions into the uh banner That returns the I mean It skies the limit with the amount of topics you can put in there Yeah, I think this is I don't know if this has been done. I I sort of just thought about it today Uh, I really hope we're not copying anybody. It'd be cool. Uh screw them Yeah, but when we do it, it's the best That's true. Don't worry about that screw them They got any problem that can come on a show and pick a fight What goes up must come down Yeah, all right spinning wheel Got to go round All right, folks. Well, I am being summoned that bill is sort of my time to expire Um, uh, you're going to expire. Well, uh, you know what play play around with this spinning wheel idea. Yeah And uh, of course it was wonderful having you. It's kind of getting Getting late here also. Uh, it was a great show. I think I'm gonna take off two James Yeah, I'm gonna close out the show Uh, thank you everyone And I mean everyone, uh, you know, hopefully next week. I'll be feeling a lot better though Cook something up, man. Yeah, that'd be great. That'd be great Thank you everybody was a lot of people Have stopped by uh, so collectively Oh, you had a lot to do Good night, James Good night, everybody. Uh Well dirty letter james letter jason have a great week Everybody else out in the chamber Thank you guys Thank you. Thank you for coming aboard, uh Uh, western mike. Uh, I don't know why you don't come on the show because you're you're a smart kid But uh, uh, yeah, so february 1st will really Hammer st valentine's day Massacre on our wallets. My sister hates valentine's day. She says So it's a nauseating sappy crap of it beer deluxe deluxey Yes, wait supermarket. UK supermarket own brand stuff here. Good night, john boy. Good night, mario Good night, mario. Good night, jordy. Good night. Good night, james Hey Maybe you could send us off with a little vibraphone. Uh, I like the sound of that thing Oh, what'd I do it? Oh, I just Well, I don't have everything I just got the Oh, the du du du du du du du du du Oh, oh, oh, oh, I got him. I got him. Hold on I said put everything in the back. There we go. Yeah Hold on. Hold on. Let me let me. I like the low tones of me. I don't know how you Do The next sunday fellows I am deep into this fried flounder hoagie and a cold country club more liquor I hope they put a nice thick layer of flounder filets. I I don't like uh, I don't like I don't want a space sandwich, which is two slides two pieces of bread or nothing in the middle, you know, I don't want I want meat or fish. I want to see it Ronald knows we were into abundanz that we're into like really hearty Meals with big portion Not these these cheap stingy bastards that give you a lot of lettuce and a little bit A lot of lettuce and a little bit of me Yeah All right. All right country club. We're off