 It's so stupid. It's positively brilliant Yep, shawlam into God Andrew Schultz. We are the brilliant idiots podcast back for another week of a brilliant Idiotness. Yeah. Um today is inauguration day, man. You know, it's also a sad day for some, you know But let's not act like we're not gonna miss the dawn, bro. Yeah, we're gonna miss them They're gonna give us Twitter back, bro. Come on. Oh, we do get back this morning. Is he locked between the inauguration Because that's crazy. His pride ain't gonna let him yet. Nah, his pride ain't gonna let him do it. Yo, as soon as trash I was a little disappointed today. Hmm. I thought he would do a little bit more to steal the thunder away from um From Biden and Kamala Because it's easy easy to do because the media is making Trump the a story when they shouldn't the a story should be Inauguration right B story should be Kamala C story should be Trump leaving with all day to day on CNN. It was dawn That's the ratings bro, they're gonna all take a hit now that we got by and she's about to get boring Oh, no, what you about to see motherfucking gotta prove they good again because it's easy Just stand on the soapbox of you know, fuck Trump fuck all that negative shit Oh, yeah, yeah, when you got a villain, it's easy. You got a villain Now you got to come correct now you got to go out there and really show your power like Steven A. Smith when there was no sports He was going on every day talking about sports beast though. No, no beast him and Max Kellerman would be that was Absolutely Absolutely, just talking absolutely now. We got our people's in the building. Yes gang gang Would you like to introduce yourself even though they can see you on camera anyway? You want to see we have Mandy, you know what I mean Is you girl that bitch a.k.a. Relax just a boot hole. It's just a boot. Oh Y'all know I still be playing with the Buddha holes egg. The stallion is crazy We also have wheezy here Together they are horrible decisions. You used to fuck up our names until you put us on your network You used to be on the records for like wheezy and a man with Mandy and we the those are your names No, you know one and not the other and then you would be like, oh, oh, she gonna kill me. What's the other one? National least indicated number one. How many people is that I don't care who they think it is just horrible type in horrible horrible We pop up. Oh, wow, even though we're taking horse when we came last time We were like really horse. We have boyfriends I just said dick this morning, but it was the dick that stayed in my mouth. Oh, so you wake up So I have the conversation with my boyfriend sex at night is for the woman Morning is for a man. Really? Yes, because they wake up hard. So men should be fulfilled Woken up hard and fine. You don't wake up hard Yeah, I'm not gonna lie that I still do I wake up having a pee Once I get up and get going then it gets hard, but I don't wake up just like so you just be sitting at the breakfast club with a hard dick Um, not usually drive in with a hard dick And then once I do like my meditation in the morning read my daily affirmations Be on the choose she be talking about how they fuck five times back to back Yeah, but don't do that. No, he's just like see Mars. He drinks his beet juice. I do see Mars and get juice He's very healthy. I'm fucking there's no way. This is a real person. It is. He's very real What do you mean by it? Like he comes and he stays hard That's the night stalker Three minimum In a day or like he nuts and put you don't have a job, bro How much money she make What does he do for a living we ain't gonna talk about all that we need to he drives a bus with his race He's black He's making up for something you can't fuck all that amount of time and you're doing you know well in life I always say the best dick is broke dick because they have time to give you like good dick They feel bad guys with their most money. It's like it's either medium or okay when they are broke I'll give you whack dick in a purse Exactly it's just it's a better combination. You can't play whack dick for ego though. You still gotta put it down Dude, I had a I was talking about flicker. I had like a real fucking problem last couple weeks Where I was coming super fast like super fast like No, I mean like she could usually my position is I'm on my back, right? And the girl's on top because I got your legs are in the air and my legs are in the air and uh, and uh Peg this down No, no, like she's on top and I can control it when she's on top for whatever reason it's easier for me to control But she started doing something where I couldn't control it and I was coming at I could come in three pumps I would have to tell her to like get off and it was I was like traumatized You should congratulate her You know at first is cool then after a while that she needs to get off Yo, but you're gonna be working out like crazy. She works out like crazy. She might be a little Something was going on something was going on and I I literally figured out what it was. Thank god But I was having the most insecure two weeks in my life. What was it? She was coming up too high on a dick Oh, she was taking that whole thing. No, she wasn't taking the whole thing Once I put the whole thing in there, then I had a little bit more room to operate You know what that is. It's your the tip the frontal and it's very sensitive. So like all the my shit is in my head my my Shaft is like, uh, what is it? Lieutenant Dan's legs. Oh my god I don't feel shit You're a parapelena So once I figured out I fucking calmed down But I was I was literally I was going through the most traumatic two weeks of my life No, at first she was like, no, that's all good. Like it's kind of like flattering then after a while not Hello, and then like she was picking fights about shit and I didn't have the confidence to stand up for myself Like she kind of like snapped at me about like watching a movie and I was like, okay I didn't that but when you're making your girl come and you're satisfying her Oh, yeah, then you can be done and again I won't talk tonight. If you ain't making me come you got to submit But just give her a credit just be like, yo, this pussy is the bomb. I tried that for the first week, bro It's true Fucking you for hours and hours your pussy is garbage. Yeah. Well, this this pussy was very good Because he comes multiple times doesn't mean that if ours that we fucking for that's right. That's right It's a midgets and Philly No, no me neither, bro, that's shit out. Let's take too much out of me at this age. Yeah, I like 12 minutes sex 12 minutes is fine That's a great amount of time And then we go again. No, no, no, no, no, if you don't think 12 minutes is a long time Do 12 minutes high intensity cardio and tell me that's not a long That's a great Everyone is at high intensity for the whole That's a whole football quarter, bro. 12 minutes a whole football. Do this. Hold your breath 12 minutes. No 12 minutes is a long time that shit don't sound like much. Yeah, right. That's a long time 12 minutes. Okay. Three minutes is a long time if you're doing it, right? Yeah, okay. Wow. I wanted to get on board with you with that one, but that's That's why it's pretty pussy insures a nut. Yeah. So if you do come fast, at least everybody got That's not encompassed in the 12 minutes. Yeah for a place shouldn't be I still don't know how to eat pussy, man I don't know if I'm Yo, have you ever seen a black person swim for the first time like as an adult? Like you ever see a black dude get No, I feel like you ever see the black dude get thrown in like a pool in the ocean and he's like Crazy It's only like that because he got jeans and Tim's It's very simple you have to make out with it use it as its lips Turn so that they match each other and it won't be that difficult because we eat pussy like this That's how I eat pussy. You need to eat it like this. Oh, what do you mean? So Only camera sideways Here we go, I give this tip all the time. I promise you as someone who She said eat pussy like an Andrew Schultz instagram You got to do that for the coaches God To save my relationship Nah, the ring should keep it. Well, tell us what have you turned sideways So we eat it like this right the v but our lips don't match and really we should be matching our lips with the shape of the Vagina because it should be like what the leg is in the way Also, my nose is big You should be using your nose in the pussy. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. You've never had Oh Now you turn your head so that your lips My mind's a nine-inch nails nine-inch nose My mind was thinking that you have a nose that matches your last name And you In the pussy while your mouth's on the clip, I'm telling you just stab it But also remember when you turn your mouth, you reach new nerves on the clip that you can't feel when you're doing it like this So I should tilt my head. Yes Really? I'm telling you. I don't know man. Yeah, that should that should feel like it'll hurt when I said that should That feels like it won't hurt just tilting your head. Yeah, like this. Why are you doing that for a bit? Lay it on her thigh Inconvenience yourself. Do you know how hard sucking dick is? I have to breathe through my nose. I'm already got asthma It's ridiculous. Then I got to get up back like I'm trying to talk nasty. It's like a breathe Just to go back down. That's a lot. My tonsils be in the way. Good. Well, it's supposed to hit that dangling little dangly thing In the back of your throat. That's lame. Cardi for making guys feel like we have to do that. Yeah, that's also true I I said, yeah, that's Cardi's fault. It felt like my vocal cords sucking dick. Yeah Oh, that's it. Why do girls love sucking dick so much is the only thing that y'all love because you get to Why is it? Why is it? Well? Yeah, why is that? It's just like you need that so badly that you would die without sucking There's a lot of girls that don't feel that way. I don't know any of them. You don't know any of it I love women. I love I love that. My wife is enthused about Yes, nobody wants it to feel like a job even though it is a job But it's not a job. I'll suck your dick tonight. Like that's not fun. I don't like when men do that to me like You know what I mean? Like they gotta eat pussy. Like that's ridiculous. I like to hear fuck my mouth Wow I say stuff like that. Can you say stuff like that? That's that's scary dude. I mean no, but like that's scary. You can't fuck you can't fuck a girl's mouth You could hurt her if you fuck her mouth. Oh, yeah, I couldn't talk Mandy tell them what you told your man about fucking you in the ass No, Mandy goes so Mandy even talking all this shit for years Mandy tell him no, okay So Mandy's been saying booty hole on our show for years and I'm like, yo, is that like some ghetto shit We say don't horrible decision to be funny. I'm like, what do you really say? And she goes I tell him you can put it back there. It's it's open for you I do I tell him that when he can have Someone told you to fuck him in the ass. You can put it back there. It's open and now and now I'm like such a mature woman Like he he he melted my tv my fireplace and I was like, oh, I gotta suck his dick extra hard And also he can put it back there. But doing chores. It's not a chore. Like we don't live together And he came and made sure I was gonna have my super do it. He was like, no like I can do He could do it because he's a task rabbit for a living. So that's what he's doing. Anyway He's a job worker task rabbit. Who is this guy that got so much energy and tell him pass the goddamn vlog TVs he's he's great. He's a handyman. He's fucking you five and six times a day. He's a great guy I don't know. I'm I'm still waiting and he's financially sounds. He is Wow Kudos to you, bro. Who are you fucking? That's amazing 50 years old Close. Congratulations. More or less? Less 48 49 47 47 why that's not 50 that's disrespectful That's crazy Actually, if you round in it a no, yeah, I guess who does your numbers? I don't know Guys, I'm tired. Come on Let's get into some positively brilliant and what a fucking day Where the topic's at Taylor? Oh, we got to switch the screen There you go, alex Big big pimping alex alex out here with fur coats and studios and shit. Yeah, yo shut you guys got to check out Wtf media studios alex and wheezy start their own podcasting studio right down in soho. Congratulations That is positively brilliant. Stop letting these other studios fuck up your audio lose your audio They don't even have anybody could do video. You guys got to go to a podcast studios run by podcasters They know exactly what the fuck alex taught me how to press save. We got two back Listen, you tell me if i'm wrong. Uh-huh. Why is wheezy necessary in this business? I saw it in promoting it as a black owned business alex always claims portorecan If me and taylor start a business that's just as black No, i'm just saying it's a hundred percent one black person Why don't you let him say you like this dog? To me always you're supposed to be the one who come around the corner and get me bad Wheezy's by ratio, right? Sephardic jew, yeah, he says really he what he's a Sephardic jew, which means he ain't that white That's her way of saying he's spanish White people do they find out how they're a little bit not white. That's the most white Orbeez like the Kardashians be doing Um, uh, in reach what is it a retreat a retreat in jew. No, no, african. No, but he's not he's white He's white Sephardic jews and then ashkenazi jews ashkenazi jews rahi jews and what miss rahi jews I don't know the miss rahi. Okay, go ahead. I don't know, but they don't count. There's two of the ones that count The ashkenazi ones are like the russian looking ones and then the Sephardic ones are the ones that are like It's still more tan looking but they white but they're more tan Arabic they're supposed to be arabic. So what are you wheezy? She's white. She's white. She's 100% Out 68 african my dad was like what But so your mom's black. My mother's black. Okay. Okay. My father's is really, um, it's a white-owned business, bro This is a white-owned business, bro. It's a white-owned business Latino, right? He's half black. Alex's mom is mad puerto rican. I thought he was bullshitting until have puerto rican your dad's black. Yeah Exactly, you know, she's a black the only black if your dad's black I came out of black pussy. I know who my mom is. I know i'm a black woman y'all kiss my black ass Don't even play. So we don't know if you came out pussy. Maybe you got c-section. Then you're not even close to black Alex is definitely black though. Alex is real bad. His dad heard ice cream back in the day wanting him to go to peek and rican got one Alex was born That's true. I mean that's sure. Yeah, that is 100 fast. So together It's a black-owned business and I would say that your mom is afra latina. Yes. Yes She's not as light as like uh j low or like one of these white puerto rican But she's out. She's do our complex. Maybe a lighter than you a little lighter a little lighter than you But afra latina. Yeah, you're black Let's go. I mean your present is a black man You present as a black man this honky over here is is is culturally appropriating. We got a whole honky on the show She's all here honkying it up At least I fucked black girls Now i'm a weezy side For a woman that's hella black person afra latina person at least I fucked black girls And alison got no comeback Quiet he got generations of men I'm just like my dad My ex was black yo, yo, yo now we ask you numbers taylor On the microphone That was her trying to call back to a joke and it just didn't Oh We you're not ashamed of your dad though, right No, I thought it was a great man. I just the older I get the more I understand Who I am viewed as in the world, especially being in corporate america Like it's black girl shit all the time and and I know now A lot of things that I couldn't at that point in time Not having a white father being in certain spaces and understanding that I could navigate no spaces because he was white Right, so now that I'm older and that's not in my life I I really see the world for what it is and I watch some shakazulu I woke up and the interesting thing about that though is like you don't present as a white woman So it's not like if you got pulled over by the police you could say my dad is white Then we can give them that never worked But I know there's some light-skinned shit and that's where I've gotten ahead in a lot of things And that's why I feel like it's my right and my duty to always put black people on because It wouldn't be fair otherwise like with this studio we constantly talk about that, you know How are we going to make sure that we're doing black people right? How are we going to make sure we're hiring black like I don't want to just talk about the shit I want to be about it Everybody even down to the people we hired to build this shit. Maybe that's why a lot of this shit started late We should have Oh Is that fair to say in that situation I can start calling weasley a cracker till she's saying she is one cracker as cracker though That is a fact When it comes to money the jewish comes out gila is not playing but weasley I'm just saying she's there but when we talk about the check absolutely All right guys What do we see that oh positively brilliant. Um Uh, uh jasmine sullivan performing at the soup bowl. I think that's amazing since we have horrible decisions here Have y'all heard hotels? No, I think it's about us. I think it's a classic album I think it's an instant classic. It's really really good I'm excited too. I think that she's warranted the space to have a Project like this after Stuff like the me to movement what we have with horrible decisions. Um the slut walk the ambrose did I mean, I don't think I I really still wanted her to bust windows out of niggas cars But I loved it. It was a great great project. I thoroughly enjoyed it. Um, she's the super bowl She's saying the national anthem. Oh She can say no jasmine is amazing. I don't even know who she is When you get home I have no clue. She's when you get home and you turn when you turn when you turn your wife When you turn your beyond streets, bro, this weekend. I put on the jasmine. You're having to sell them in hotels, really Look to lip Yeah, I guarantee you to live. No, if you would have gave your girlfriend one more week You would have been hearing jasmine. So really? Yes, because she would have busted windows out. Oh, is that her? That's the nice thing about not having a car Oh Bust windows out this subway No, I like women having those type of conversations though because if you are a fly on the wall and you just sit back and listen You don't learn so much. I also said what I liked about that album is each song is from a different perspective of a hoe Like she talked about getting money from from men Then she talked about somehow. I didn't know we could be hoes dating broke men But she talked about that when I said I will never give you money and you live with your mom and all She went in but I really like though. That's the difference. Don't say that because you maybe haven't been dignitized in that way Like I've been fucked so good. I've been like, I'm gonna uber you home and you'll go over. Oh, yeah I've ubered a nigga like you know, I'd be trying to beat niggas to get fucked. It's crazy Hold on. So uber uber when somebody called you a uber. I mean you put down a good dick I just thought they wanted you to leave Well, that too, but I mean this is me saying thank you But I got a complex about like I really love to sun men and like I do like I love picking up a check when a date is Oh, yeah, like she would pay for dick though. Like we used to talk about it. She would pay for I've never paid for dick. But I've said like I would hire like a escort and fucking men and they ask not enough You gotta pay for their meals to the sun. Um, what's the opposite of massage misandrani? You guys are from the sandriness. So a little bit. You guys hate men No, absolutely not. Yeah, I do feel a lot. I do feel like a lot of y'all y'all love for men is rooted in pain No, like why do y'all like to hurt men? So I don't want to hurt us yet. I don't want to cause men pain But I I think sometimes I do that to combat them myself from being hurt if I run shit I won't be the one who's heartbroken. You know what I'm saying? That's no way to approach life though You don't walk in a room and think about everybody hurting you I mean, I I mean you do that's anxiety. That's PTSD I think maybe that wall up I mean I try not to live that way But I see a lot of the things that I do with men is to keep myself from getting hurt Whether it be like not particularly now because I'm in healthier relationships But I would even say when I the last time I was on brilliant like I would want someone to leave my house Instead of sleeping over because I was scared of the emotional attachment Now I'm able to navigate through those feelings, you know with maturation But in the beginning hell, yeah, like I didn't know what to do I wouldn't even want to go on dates if I thought it was someone who wouldn't want to stick around I'd be like, I don't want to like him too much. Oh, you were scared of getting hurt. Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense You still fucking big homie Who the big dude The big dude looks just like which one six seven Oh No Now we we don't date anymore, but I mean we're I even saw him one night. I was in LA and he um He came in a restaurant that I was in okay, and I was I thought of you immediately. I really did. I thought y'all's gonna walk in together We did he was oh, that's right. We went out with you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, honestly We had great a great relationship, but I think it just couldn't get that deeply romantic because we started as friends and it kind of stayed friendly Like oh, so you can't fuck a friend. No, I'm not saying that but I think you can't grow romantically or deeper I think you can't get that deep if you're Too friendly, I think we really I was like I disagree Yeah, I think it's good. You want more so I don't know I'm just trying to say like I want deeper spiritual connections deeper I wanted real romance and I think him and I were just so homey home boy We just had great sex that like we couldn't Understand how to navigate it deeper like we just had great sex So how do you break something like that off with a friend with somebody that you're having great sex with? Like how do you break something like we were in a threple Oh, what I had a girl. Yeah, she had a whole girlfriend and they had a girl. We had a threple Why'd you have them celebrate they call y'all for hotel skits like I know I know I don't know But shut out Antoinette Antoinette's tail So she and I were dating and him and I were dating and it was like let's do this together and the three of us were great And when she broke up with us him and I realized we weren't as great together Oh, so she was the the glue it was like a stool and you know, they say that about men that are cheating a lot When the mistress goes sometimes it ruins the main relationship and it's like everything falls apart But it kind of happened like that. So I mean, we're all still friends. That's what I think is gonna happen with the next, bro I think when that's Roppel gets together I think when that's when Kyrie gets there, bro, I think that's what's gonna happen and they're gonna realize they better off with just james and KD I really do no, that's the opposite of the stool She's saying the stool can only work if there's three legs. Oh, you're right. You're right. You're right. No one pulls out right It's unbalanced. Got you. Kyrie pulled out already this a conversation for y'all. I'm like No, I respect Kyrie though. I positively brilliant. I put Kyrie in it. Okay. Well, he also just bought uh, George Floyd's family He's doing a lot off the court But I want Kyrie to normalize mental health breaks mental health breaks should be like sick days When you are mentally and emotionally overwhelmed, I should be able to take a day or two off And come back when I'm recharged. I agree. I think he could have normalized that you can't just disappear and tell mother Don't tell people why you're not here. I think we're gonna see a lot more of that I don't know if y'all uh read what they're doing with the NBA Of course, they're not in a bubble anymore But a lot of them like to get their rocks off on the road. They can't have guests in their hotel rooms anymore Thank god. I'm not a hoe anymore But they're literally not allowed to have guests in the hotel with them anymore They're not allowed when they're home Uh, they can only go to and from the gym and they have to let Their teams know when they're doing anything else. So like it's a lot They you just had them in a bubble a couple months ago. The season restarts quicker than normal They don't get the break they're used to having and then you throw them in with all of these COVID regulations and then every week there's games that are also being canceled Because you used to say that when you were dating like ballplayers that they wouldn't have sex with you before a game Before the game, but they flew in the city the night before. So yeah, we fucked the night before The game What we ain't gonna talk about that Shit football basketball basketball all basketball. Yeah baseball players baseball players don't speak English and football players I mean an NFL players their money is not for long. So I just go where you have a fucking body with a ring What happened? You have a fucking body with a ring a lot like American who's shoes y'all may wear or like a champion How many shoes do we wear? No Don't do this North face you've never seen these before these are Uggs for white men Melania's bro, that's only for that's only for top 10 members of magga that get though Yo, did you see trump yesterday trump said melania melania Come up here and say a few words, you know He knows that big Over it apparently she's not even given um mrs. Biden the tour This is the role they used to be in all the time He did used to be in there you honest should have so dumb Why are you gonna put this 2000 year old man outside in fucking january? I thought it was dumb to do the inauguration if you thought it was that much of a threat And I mean if they're getting all of these threats and they feel like it's going to be such violence Like why even risk that it should have been birch I think they meant violence as far as like people in the streets and parades I'm telling you all the homies that they're storing the capital. They basically they're telling me they're like, yo We got Bro, they're like we got out our system. We're good. We got our selfies. It's nobody tried nothing today. Say what? I don't even know what that means, bro When you say like you keep saying something but you act like you don't mean it so you be like You know, I mean cookies are dope. I really you know cookies are dope. I like cookies, but I don't want no cookies But if someone was to bring some cookies then who would have it I don't know if I'm pronouncing it right What's this call? What's this called? Y'all pussies ain't gonna do shit at the inauguration pussies That's inciting that's inciting they're pussy inciting the pussies to act like they're not pussy Oh All right, all right y'all are pussies and that's fine Did you see the guy making a video to trump like pardon us man? You told us to come out here. What the fuck? Oh, it's a wrap. Oh, no, no, no. It's a wrap for y'all y'all gotta face the judge now Y'all should have got in on that train earlier. Y'all like like little Wayne I'm not mad at Wayne Wait, you're not mad at him. I don't I don't judge people for what they do when they're just trying to survive Okay, you know what I mean? Because I think that it's very easy to say what you wouldn't do in that situation But little Wayne is a multimillionaire. He's got five kids. He's been in jail before he's facing 10 years This is second gun charge like come on Oh, by the way, he didn't do anything criminal. Yeah He didn't do anything. He did something you don't like We don't need to judge him for trump. We need to judge him from the black lives matter Like I don't have issues like that. I cannot stand when black people white people keep bailing that's out It doesn't trump just got him out of jail. Oh, right. I'm saying the other white man saved his life I mean if I'm wheezy, I'm like, yo, these white people kind of lit But that was his mentality He said that his reasoning was when he does his shows and he looks in the crowd It's mad white people coming to see him. You know what I'm saying? Well, how much are his tickets? Say what? I'm sure we've seen we would see this him about like jaco or every rapper You're gonna tell me that like these white people that are paying is 350 400 500 like come on I'm not mad at the way he sees the world. I don't agree with it. I don't think it's realistic But that's his experience. That's his experience. Yo, what's Kodak? What's Kodak's experience? Kodak smart, too All these guys did what they're supposed to do you work with the person who's in power to get something done Kodak petitioned to get released by the president of the united states of america to get a pardon and it fucking worked Do you guys believe that they that he sold those pardons like people are saying? Yeah, probably did Wouldn't you? Yeah, get your money How much did Kodak pay? We work for airlines. We go sell the booty pass. That's what I'm saying That's a great idea. You got it. You know what I mean? I got a money Rudy Giuliani two million dollars for a pardon That's 140 pardons bro at two million dollars a pop you do the math I'm offering money for my clubhouse So like Fuck it. Yeah, the tiger king dude was kind of pissed that he didn't pardon him. He's an idiot He's an idiot the tiger king dude only because he counted he he he counted his fucking chickens before they hatched He was celebrating a little too soon. He got the limo got the limo hair and makeup mental health special Hair and makeup the guy did a whole they did a whole interview saying you like the hair and makeup is The most important thing for tomorrow with joe exotic like No, bro, bro. That was one of the best Netflix besides yours friend Futures I've ever seen I mean when the wal-mart manager said he had experience to run that campaign I was like, this is america tv Never watched it You never watched tiger king. Never watched it. Oh, it was incredible. What made you not attracted to that That everybody was fucking with it. Oh god death suicide. It was People getting arms ripped off. It was a wild boy, bro flipping straights What you mean flipping straights flipping straights, bro. He's gay. Not here. Yeah. Oh, yeah He was in a throttle. He was gay in the south flipping straights. I thought he was fucking tigers No, maybe no Fucking fucking these white boys, bro. So why you want to get out of a room and board? No, why does he want to get out of jail then? I can't have tigers in jail, bro So that's the throttle. That's a he needed tiger to One of his employees arms got ripped off and the first thing he said is I'll never financially recover from this God forbid the fish got blood squirt and I don't know if he was perfect. So why is he why is he in prison again? Because he tried to kill the endangerment and oh, I think for killing tiger. No. Oh, he's trying to kill carol Back. Oh, he hired someone to kill this other woman a competitor of his. Yeah What another woman that what was the competitive competitor? She was a eater, bro Like she just doesn't like people to own tigers and like breathe them But she even though she has she has a tiger sanctuary, but they're still caged. It's just a larger She's wild, bro. She killed her husband fed him to the tiger Yo, can you watch this, sir? Please Clearly it's not worth me watching if he didn't get a pardon if the show slapped like that He'd be out Cleaning down with trump fucks with a milley, bro Clearly trump fucks with kodak black clearly It's tiger king. Nah, you know, they got a man on there with no legs And he says I bet you think I you know that these are gone from something But no, I was in a car accident It was unbelievable the show was incredible. It was it was really good You know, I want I want to go back to something wheezy said about the NBA players You got to let people have their vices Oh, see you see you just did what you do on the breakfast club. What I do Mandy not wheezy. What I said wheezy I think you said wheezy, but it's easy to mix up you half honks My dad is Oh I don't know about the cadaver Charlemagne just said to me this morning that the black effect is a hundred percent black Creatives I didn't know taking the spot of a black creator right there You see how white people do People just sneak in have you ever done the answer after test Mandy? No, I'm she's scared, bro She's about to find out she's 68 Right I need Mandy to be at least 40 if she's at least over 40 percent african we still No, I could smell the According to people like ados, they would say you're not black though. They say that caribbean black people are not black Which I think is ridiculous Yeah No, there's not what they say. He might got an accident, but that might look black. Wait, wait. They say what? They say caribbean if you're from the caribbean, you're not a african descendant of slaves How there was mad slaves there were slaves in the caribbean. I know that Jamaica is what I think Jamaica is where they sent the slaves that were fucking shit up too much here I'm not sure, but I just know that the african dysphoria had slaves all throughout. Yeah, it's also diaspora, but it's all But I'm saying like I never just I don't understand a lot of they say that about kamala. Oh kamala's not black You know because she's Jamaican, which she's not african-american. She's not african-american. That's the difference with that The history in the caribbean is way different But you born here. I was born here. Yeah, so what's your first generation? Nah, she's caribbean-american She's not african-american. Yeah, look at us. Really. You're white. You are white. You're both white to cracker Cracker ass, that's it. That's another cracker. That's a hundred percent I'm a cracker Black though, so being that y'all presented black y'all get the black experience Not in like the racial dollars all the way, but actually she don't present in black Andrew saw her in person Andrew said she was white as shit. Really? Where'd you see her airport? Wait, so she didn't even look mixed. She got a braid on her house, bro She had the braids and everything like that, but I saw her at the airport man cracker ass But no you have to have often you have to let people have their vices like you're a comedian, right? Yeah, there's things that you need before you do a show and y'all do y'all live shows. There's things that you need Things you have to do that's what I'm saying I take she takes before she takes tea and have tea and I take a shit and then I can get on stage But see that's advice but back in the 80s 90s guys you just smoke cigarettes I read something yesterday. I said my new bowl was literally drunk for every single game he ever played in his life Wow, people have vices. They gotta get before the breakfast club Um prayer I read my daily affirmations Maybe they're like a like a ritual. Well, I mean I do my I gotta have uh I used to have my protein shit guy. They were Taylor was trying to be funny for a whole week and she knows I can't handle um, uh whole milk. I need almond milk. She got me whole milk She was doing that. She don't let's go No, all you know what that's that's actually not bad because protein shakes Maybe you were trying to lose some weight. You were gonna shit it all out with thanks. Taylor Bumps and shit man I like oatmeal too, but that's my side green tea like I have small vices You should see Mandy and I before I show Can I get the definition of a vice because I thought a vice was something that technically isn't good that you do He's just using every word possible. Why is it bad? Can I get the definition for my definition of vice? It's about to come out vice landies is a mirror. Absolutely. And now we're dead Sorry, they dropped that ball Oh It's wicked Why do people call she vices Because it's because it's your thing that you do that technically is not something that you should be doing but you enjoy doing Like whenever I want to send someone a bottle of alcohol. I'm like, what's your vice and they'll tell me Yeah, it's always bad things. Nobody's vices yoga. Yeah What if you're trying to suck your own dick? Why are you doing yoga? Come on now That is a vice, but that's more of the sucking the dick not the yoga Dominic Santos, by the way is his name He sucks his own dick, really It's like gymnastics. Yo, we knew a guy that could do it. Alex. He's Latina. We saw a guy that could do it You guys remember when we were filming we were filming not guy code, but like remember when we were gay code It was like guy code, but we were all sitting on a desk Remember that shit guy court. No, we were at a desk and we were like a desk It was part of guy code, but there were before of us at a desk It was different groups of four. Oh when they was doing like the guy called panel panel. Exactly. Yeah, and uh Matt broussard funny comic was like, yeah, I could suck my own dick and then we we made him We didn't make him we asked him. We're like, yo, could you show us how you would do it? And he bent over and he fucking showed us where he could do it He barely showed us with that mouth. He really did show us with that mouth No, you remember this you would have wanted said do it Pucker up. I don't remember You were like, yo, pucker up, bro. Nah, he just put his face where his genitals would be on his jeans And then we asked him. We were like, yo, like what is it like? And he goes, uh It feels a lot more like sucking a dick than getting the dick sucked You think it would feel good, but it really just feels like sucking dick. Wow Yeah, bro But you would have to know how sucking dick feels. Well, yeah, because he's sucking a dick So he sucked dick before his own dick. Oh, so that's something he did on the regular. I well, I imagine he did it once Actually, I don't even know if he did it right I maybe just put that in his mouth I put those words in his mouth Say what can you do you tell your own self not to come in my face? Yeah, you got to pull out just bust in the air I've never done that, bro, like like cracker jacks or whatever that shit is Why would I catch my own comb? Yo, you're gonna have to catch it anyway You got to wipe it off your stomach or you could just catch it in mid air wipe that shit off like a man, bro Don't catch it in mid air. Has it ever gotten on your chin or something like flew on your face? And I got hit I got face shot Face shot of myself. That's that's too many. Uh, scarred me dude. That's too fucking. That's too much work Yes work jacking off and catching you come I wish we like I wish I had jacketed like me too Exactly Isn't that what squirting is Yeah, but it's the different angle because your your your ethra is not like for your dick when the cum comes out It could go towards your face. Damn, man. I want to do the goddamn ad right here This would be a perfect time to break and do ads But tele walked out Come on producer. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got the ad king. You got it. Oh ready and let's go All right, let's stop and play some bills, man. 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I'm uh, I'm gonna hit the road again Okay I'm going to the crazy states Yeah, you could be I seem to do ball back on the road to go bean back on the road There's plenty there's plenty places you can do dropping in I missed dropping. Oh, yeah dropping is coming back We're gonna do we're gonna do the whole thing. So that's excited. That's gonna be in march. Okay. Um, so I think Yeah, we just put it up. I think the shows in salt lake city. I think they're sold out I'm not sure but you can check but I think they're all sold out by now But then we're also gonna do columbus the following weekend as well I think I'll post a flyer for that today. You're gearing up for that new stand-up special I'm telling you. Uh, andrew shows is going to be the biggest Stand-up touring comedian. Okay. Okay. Remember. Remember it was russel. Uh, russel peters. Yeah Russell peters. I don't know if russel still is he was at one point There was a time where he definitely was he definitely was the guy like 30 Plus million dollars globally. That's going that's going to be uh, that's going to be andrew shows for sure I can't wait to see you doing stand-up on tv Like I've said it not even because i'm here. You are one of my favorite people to watch live seriously The covid fucked that up that was supposed to be out of special with I can't say We announced it. We could we could bleep it. I didn't know. Okay. Okay. My bad. My bad. Yeah, because if they don't act great It might go somewhere else Netflix you really showed your range But like i'm ready to watch you just stand and tell jokes Look for neflix it was specific thing It was like let's tell the truth about some things that happened this year and like really make fun of Some people who I thought deserved it, you know, they were kind of like getting away scott free And I really wanted to just just roast them And but also like give people some peace of mind knowing that like most of us agree on all these issues and The media is making us feel these horrible ways and the reality is that we all can kind of agree regardless You know, so which side of the aisle you're on I love stand-up because it's just so absurd. Like I try to justify the worst things But you get in your back with ember Like your best moments are like the ones that we don't know Bruce those are always fun. Yeah, those are always fun for people, but I like I definitely love that stand-up is absurd Stand-up the idea of one person to think they can go out here with a microphone and make thousands of people laugh at Once who the fuck do you think? No, it makes no sense to me as I'm walking out to the stage every time as I'm walking out to the stage If you notice like especially I'm doing like these and shit I like kind of walk out slowly because all my way out. I'm like, I don't got no song makes no sense I'm gonna just talk and y'all I'm not gonna talk and that's gonna happen for an hour Like this is crazy Maybe that's why you talk to people because you'd realize how weird it is Well, I love the conversation like even within my my bits like I still want to be a conversation I don't want this to be like a a speech. You know, I want you to know that I'm listening to you even if you're not saying something Yeah Yeah, like to me it locks me into the into the bit and it makes it real like there'll be something like There'll be times where I'm like in a bit and I like feel This is weird to even like say I don't even I don't even know if people can relate to this But like I can feel an audience's attention. I can feel it. No, that's real It's it's really I know if I have them on a string and I know if there's like maybe they're like You know distant, you know what I mean? And it's like When I have them on a string, I'll stretch out those moments of silence as long as I possibly can I want to be like you're almost drowning And then that hit and then when I don't I really got to get in there to do it It's just this weird thank god for radio and podcast because I couldn't live like that We were on tour and we were doing that like there was a one show where I didn't jump off that fucking stage I saw you I realized that is so important and mandy and I really got in our groove like mandy I realized is the one who is like making this show flow and even when there's a moment where she's tired of it She looks at me and then I go out there and I move like we have learned so much how to control a crowd and like Really execute what a live show is I would that's my most proud moment of anything I've ever done is horrible decisions Yeah, you guys gonna get back out there and do the live man. W talk to wme or somebody Agent is talking about the Are you waiting on people bro? Why are you waiting on people? Because we can't do the white stage They don't fuck with us like in white facts. We have a black audience. Y'all do the south? The south is one of the huge things I'm flourishing Atlanta and Miami All the ones you just said are open. Don't be real with you. We should be doing Atlanta I'm not even going to Atlanta to just be with my friend. I'ma jump out with a man You haven't had corona yet? Yeah, I had COVID So then what you worried about? Because they said you could get it again and there's a new strain Listening in with that shit and my mom is still battling it two weeks later. Like Ten days later. Yeah, that's normal. It's supposed to be 14 days. She still has all the symptoms. Oh, yeah And so like to be fair and my sister just had a new born No, no, she's in florida You saw how long it was before he stopped caring about someone else beside himself Did you see literally It was three it's like a goldfish's memory. There's just three seconds. Oh, that must be rough for you in three I am looking forward to Get a taste As soon as this shit opened back up, you know black effect live tours is definitely happening. Oh We have partnership, thank you That was the best contract and to know we got our ip That was I'm teasing obviously but like that was a funny shit. I think like I think the Wildin out guys was trying to go on tour. You remember this Early on Nick Canada was like, nah That's a Nick Cannon thing brother. You they couldn't even you put Wildin out in like the credits or something. Yeah There's a church announcement. Stay woke Nick to Make sure y'all pre-order to mika mallory's um upcoming book state of emergency It'll be out march 11th on a black privilege published in shaman and shoester We're actually revealing the cover this friday. Okay. Yeah, so we're revealing the cover this friday so make sure y'all uh pre-order to mika's book and um, yes the black effect this week we launched, uh, Just yesterday we launched jesse larris's Carefully reckless Great clip you posted. Yeah Well, that's on her. Well, that's on the producers who produces jesse parkas sim sloot the sim. Yeah Sim produces jesse larris parkas, but that's out now. Uh, we also, uh, launched We talked back this week, which is with my homegirls from South Carolina aj We can't hear you tell me on the microphone not on the microphone But yes, I mean listen, they got a lot of downloads already, but aj and uh, tammy they're gonna they're gonna be on brilliant It's next week actually And um, of course horrible decisions I listen to a really nice text about our audio listeners and that really made me feel good I mean listen, they numbers just threw the roof right now. Yeah, you know, like horrible decisions through horrible decisions is the Second most listened to podcast No, because you know what? Honestly, I'd be forgetting because our youtube don't be talking about And I just started putting lip gloss on I don't know what the fuck Well, things are mostly I told you we come in there with graphic teas. That's the problem They think they're coming to see yours and we got graphic teas and sweats on We don't dress up for our video. You gotta dress up. Can we do a can we do a podcast pro tip? I mean, I don't know if it's a pro tip. This is what I've seen. Okay Podcasts are multi-platform. Everything's multi-platform. Right, you know what I'm saying? Like even if you look at a show like the breakfast club, it's radio. It's uh, It's youtube. It's social media and it's the podcast Podcasts are audio and the visual right but the main thing is the audio audio. Absolutely. That's what the advertisers Spend the money at it's with the audio youtube is great. You know me, but that's a whole other revenue check for For people, but I think nowadays you have people launching podcasts starting with youtube I don't know if that's the best idea. I agree. I agree with you And I think that when you have the video component, especially early on it takes away from the focus and making sure your audio Is really good Especially because again as a podcast people are gonna listen to you a lot of people want to perform For a camera and unfortunately as an audio listener, that's the only way I listen to podcasts is audio I'm not watching you. So, you know, uh, I guess. Yeah, that was a good pro tip. I think that I disagree Well, we You have utilized that formula of clips and visual to drive them to the podcast the reason why I disagree Is because it's hard to find to discover a podcast On these audio platforms. Is it I don't I don't think that at all. I disagree No, no, no, no discover a new podcast for example Like there are people who will discover brilliant idiots From a clip talking about a subject that's near and dear to them But they might have no clue who the fuck we are But they really care about red plastic cups and we do a funny clip about red plastic cups And then we put it on youtube and they're watching videos and videos about red plastic cups And all of a sudden these two assholes start talking about red plastic cups and they're like, holy shit These guys are kind of funny. What else they talk about like the algorithm they've get fed the algorithm In their algorithm. They have the opportunity to discover right that's why music track It's gonna play you something simpler. But but here's the thing what what I was so big on video the reason I was so big on video for Uh specifically our podcast in the beginning is also when there's a story that hits Right like for example, we talked about takashi on this podcast The first time you ever talked about was on this podcast that generated two million views We don't do two million listens. Yes. We do not per episode. Yes. We do not per episode Yes, we do. I know the numbers trust me. We don't 2.2 A month a month. Oh, yeah So so what I'm saying is what that did is that brought us In front of a whole bunch of different eyeballs And some of them might be able to discover podcasts and then really start to like it and really appreciate especially in the beginning Like in the beginning time when we would put out clips and there was way less going on a podcast world Literally anything with your name on it would just go through the roof because people were just so They needed to devour whatever the fuck you were just saying it was really amazing to watch And we got so much growth because there are so many people that Knew you but didn't even know you had a podcast Yeah, but and now that happens with me and stand up and these things but like flagrant. Y'all grew that with audio No, that's always video from it's always been video always been video from the beginning Really? Yeah, and we would and we would and I'm not to cut you I do want to hear your point but like but isn't patreon audio is that video patreon is both Okay. Yeah, so it's like what we did is patreon the whole different thing But what I think is having that video component is just the best advertising for your podcast because there is this youtube algorithm That's gonna push things in your face. There's no algorithm for audio yet You're never scrolling just a random podcast feed on the inner on your like a podcast app and they go I'll try these people. I don't know on apple. It is on apple. It like I don't I don't know That's what I was thinking because it's so long like a two hour podcast Is too much to digest for the first time not knowing who the hosts are but five minutes on a clip about a Content that you would really enjoy that but apple will recommend to you podcast based off what you listen before That's such a big barrier of entry two hours, you know But it's also people that choose that app for that thing opposed to youtube Where is that actually where you only listen to podcast or are you watching andrew schultz? Because of stand-up clips or maybe found him through another clip and now you're watching a podcast I feel like the reason apple does it better is because more like this people have found us through joe rogan He had yeah Maybe a porn star on once and then horrible decisions was on next speaking of that That's why horrible numbers are through the roof right now. I mean it's it's promo and marketing because the black effect is as well But the fact that they went on what was y'all on call me daddy Oh, no, we had the x we had so few y'all don't one of them shows and then all those We brought a white They're like I had to be dr. Umar the next week. I was like This is an african's only podcast you're lucky We went from 27 white listeners to 29 real quick y'all went way up I'm just saying having that type of opportunity to have your your content advertised for free by youtube It's just like it's just it's a no-brainer and also social having the clips go viral Oh y'all pay to have us on that little featured page. Yeah. Oh, thank you. Well, I know we know I'm just saying we never pay but our clips just will go viral happens with flagrant all the time We'll be talking about ellen and then all of a sudden people will discover it But the thing about youtube also is like I did rogan once I had a ted talk right All the sudden There's this synergy between audiences that the algorithm knows about So I go do rogan and my stand-up clips are getting you know popping whatever all of a sudden this ted talk I do goes viral and I think it's over two million right now But it's because all those listeners of rogan also like ted talk. So youtube starts going oh watch you like this guy You're probably gonna like this guy's ted talk because you guys like ted talk a while ago, didn't you? Long time ago. It was the second time I went on surprise. You didn't even pub that more. It was a good ted talk Yeah, it was fun. I loved I I was really cool pinnacle of like entertainment. Like I made it a ted talk That's like the pinnacle of like, uh white Uh I talk for a living this state state You know who got a good ted talk wallow, bro. Yeah Wallow got a fire ted talk Wallow got a fire ted talk chris. Where you at? I want to ask you something Is he on Yo, it talks us about the the audio video thing real quick. Give them give some tips Well, I mean, I think what andrew says makes sense. I mean, I think the The issue in podcasting is discoverability, right? And I think you know youtube's algorithm is a lot more friendly towards that than itunes or even probably spotify But I think the thing you always have to try to balance that out with is that and I think you mentioned that earlier is that An audio listen is worth more than a video view if that makes sense If you're comparing it one to one, right? And it's not always a one-to-one comparison But just in terms of something like a cpm audio is worth more now as more people Kind of migrate towards video in the podcasting space You might see the the prices come down and meet somewhere in the middle But right now, certainly audio listen is worth more the question is You know, obviously the community in a place like youtube is just tremendously bigger than the podcasting space right now There's more things out there So it's really I think you know curation and discoverability are just the the two issues that everyone's trying to figure out Yeah, so videos would be for promo and marketing and audio would be for The dollars I mean, it is not exactly accurate that they're worth more. Yes, it is. But how I have I have an advertising agency All right, I'm gonna give you a peek Yeah, because you my man and this is like I feel like you should share information and Show people what's what's possible and what's what's out there? I'm just saying I sell the ads for this podcast and flagrant and I sell them based on the youtube views and the audio views And they don't get counted differently. It's a grand total of them both Saying is it was solely youtube right even I'm sure you know when you get paid through google or youtube It is different from the cpm I mean chris taught us that shout out to chris by the way who put horrible decisions on Yeah, and I've seen the brewing it isn't but yes that cpm was so important when we were getting paid and he taught me a lot about that It's good. It's good. It's cool. I'm telling you You can merge them for both opposed to people on youtube who can't do that what I would say is this Technically in terms of like an advertiser scale Right in the way that we calculate them. They're the same But what chris is 100% right about is that an audio listen is more valuable In a way because the amount of time an audio person spends on a podcast is longer than video That's what they're painful. Exactly. Yeah, so I think in that regard it's more valuable But monetarily speaking in terms of like if you get 200,000 views and 200,000 listens You still charge in the company you're advertising on 400,000 You know what I'm saying that I'm not explaining an ad read versus a youtube ad Let me clarify that the drop in ad That's totally different But that's what he's talking about and that's what yeah, but you're talking about youtube. I'm talking about ad read I'm talking about ad reads like the ad reads are the combination of both of those view counts and listen counts together Right. So y'all you put the ad reads in the videos. Yes, of course No, I'm saying I wonder if that I wonder if we're cutting our nose off despite our face in that situation It feels like you're giving away a two for one No, no, no Trust me We don't compete over here Hey, listen, if we can make more money All I'm saying is like from my understanding of the business I can only express my understanding of the business It used to be that they didn't care about the video ads in the early or the video views in the early days And now since so many podcasts are watched Right All of a sudden those ads Count and they are are way more valuable than they used to be and now they're equivalent in terms of the overall number I think it depends on the podcasting. It does. Absolutely. So like for example, it's platform based What you're saying is true But there's a movement within podcast in some parts of the podcasting space To not count youtube it's it's all going to shake out one way or the other But what you're saying right now is is 100% correct and and the reality is is there are certain podcasts that are just At the end of the day, it's like do your listeners fuck with what you are Telling them is good in those ads, right? Like there's a podcast Obviously like the reed right which has like insane synergy with their fans And the things that they suggested their fans which I assume they actually believe in really strongly their fans buy So it don't matter if it's video or audio. I know they only do audio They could say now we want the highest cpm because we know we deliver Yeah, there are certain podcasts that do big numbers, but they can't sell a single thing That's a fact. So their cpm goes down, right? So at the end of the day, it's not just a numbers game You know flagrant we kill it. So we can charge a very high ads for you Like when we did and I don't want to say them anywhere because they don't pay us But chris, you know when we did a sex toy company and certain sex That's our people will stop me in the street like what's the code again? And we told chris we were like you need to get more People love using those codes By the way, I use the reeds code too because I fuck with the reed before I even went to square space I'm like I googled the reeds codes when you fuck with a podcast you want them to make money This is good podcast 101 for anybody out there that that's listening, but you should be paying what the fuck media for the rest of it But what I like to have a podcast you should have ads But also listening to both of y'all there this also goes to show also with chris being on There is still not really a blueprint to How you can do this which is which is amazing like you could see here and be like nah I know what i'm talking about because I make money Like nah, but I make money and then we see and I have the experience is also not owning You know, I mean we own an ip I can tell you how not to make money You have to read ads. You have to have ads on your podcast. I 100% agree Like honestly, I was terrified that joining the black effect. You wouldn't have ad reads I thought that before we understood what the business would be I thought you know what like we're gonna just basically have to pay to play like Illuminary type of thing and I don't want that I don't want anybody to ever have to pay for a decision in a place that's not accessible Or like I want to keep growing. I don't want you to stop finding us And the fact that we could do ad reads I love it, especially when our ad reads are fun. Like I say with bluetooth I used to say You know, put your dick in a bitch's mouth and break a tooth with bluetooth. I love that Jesus Christ I want the food to buy that That's so violent Yo I think it's one of so many things we love though We choose violence We choose in violence over here Jesus Christ And girls are like yeah, I want that dick in my mouth. It really works But yeah, it's an evolving business It is absolutely And it's so new man But it is gravitating more towards video as people are spending more and more time on youtube and as podcasts have grown But that's because people ain't got jobs right now But it's also because the youtube space is where podcasts grow It's different I'm just thinking like that too. Yeah, I can't think of a new podcast that popped without video No, that's a lot of like Like the video popping is more rare in the audio But a new one that got really big that doesn't have video. I can't think of one It's a lot What's one? I don't think we're in that lane. I think we're watching funny stuff I think that's why you can speak that way and then I agree, but I mean when I'm listening for like npr We're like like monster type of podcast. I don't like to listen to podcasts that have energy Oh, that's a great point like those news ones are bigger than anything Yeah, the news and the long form story I love to see people people like reactions in comedy but with with the other Real like in-depth conversations and things like that. You don't really know what a huge one was That shit I hard had called uh Something in Alaska Missing in Alaska or some shit like that. That she was just audio that shit was shit. Look at this Yeah I think they're grandfathered in from a time where like You know audio but um Even I look at the numbers ebony k. Williams those were holding court like she don't have no video But it's I wish they did I do too. I want to see that's an interesting thing like the news Informational pods really succeed without a video component radio. Yeah, but at the same time there's I mean what you guys do in the morning is talk radio That's why we're the number one urban. I hate the word urban podcast The clips when when like you do some funny moments and I can hear it I do like seeing it after but like I don't want to watch the breakfast But when you really think about like the the rise to to fame of the breakfast club That doesn't happen without you to audio and video combined And there's a celebrity component there. So you also have to add the celebrity Yeah, exactly. There's no one thing because we weren't that initially though So like literally 10 years ago. We started we did that from the jump. We started putting videos on you Yeah, you guys are our first interview. We got every single interview. We've ever done record I did want to watch Monique though. I gotta be I went straight to you too That was a good one. But I think what happened. I would realize this when I would go overseas Like there's this profound effect that you guys had because you guys became like the one place for hip-hop news Right. So it's just like if you're a hip-hop fan in sweden, you watch the breakfast. It was religious But we get 10 million downloads a month in the podcast. Oh, and that's not even shocking. That's the fourth Uh, that's the fourth highest place. They listen to us. Right, right. Number one is still radio Obviously, yeah, two is youtube three is instagram social media clips I'm just saying like that. It was just such a powerful thing like to have those interviews and like every single day people are just Okay, that's what I'm gonna do the breakfast club is like but internet Internationally, it's youtube if you want to become a global fucking enterprise And also just having the ability to like share that moment like the shareability of a clip You know, that's why facebook shit goes and even in a bad way That's why all these fucking crazy motherfuckers storm the capital because it's so easy to share the crazy shit on facebook You know, uh, biden's a lizard share your whole family might be say what it's possible Jerry, sit out on that. They say him and justin beaver are lizards like a conspiracy theory about like taking their skin out It's fucking crazy. It's possible. Yeah. Yeah. This is the youtube rabbit hole. I don't fall down I'm glad that y'all came today because this is uh, this is the second time me and mandia spoken in five months Yeah, I did just We text each other. We spoke on the phone one. Oh, okay. I get it. So, okay, okay And I do and I do want to bring that up because while we're talking about podcast podcast networks I I am apart and I'm not gonna, you know, just because okay Well, yeah, I do the same to him because y'all still y'all gotta talk Uh, but I'm on another network right now and I'm with two two new co-hosts that aren't familiar Oh, I'm on the job at a network. I see the thing is my two co-hosts have never potted before No, but I wanted to talk about it because as far as also a lot of Uh, podcasters at uh aspire to be a part of a network And so they expected pretty much for like A report card and I'm like, listen, we have to look at it. I come from a corporate background Where I can't go to the ceo and say, hey, how do you think I'm doing? And I think they expected that from joe I think a little bit and when people see us with you I think they just think that we talk all the time We have dinner because we're a part of the black effect and I'm like, no, I don't have access to just be like Hey, charlamagne. Can you tell me how we're doing? What's our numbers? What am I doing? And you know what I mean? So I think a lot of people Um, but I also just feel like because of the busy person and ceo that this man is For me to call him and ask for a report card on how we're doing. It's horrible decisions No, we see how many people are in those threads with iR I would be more than welcome to give you number two I know yeah I hit y'all up a couple weeks ago and told y'all Yeah, that's when we spoke I just don't think it's accessible and for me also just to be respectful of what you're building with the black effect You drop you are dropping shows almost on a weekly basis So a part of me is almost selfish to to feel like I can just hit up a network head And be in that way. I don't know that that was my take on it So when I say it it wasn't even in slight, but it was just like I'm not doing that with charla. I don't hit up joe like hey, can I get a report card like You have to be It whether you aspire to be on a network or whether you're new to a network You have to care first about the product you're putting out the content you're putting out And if you're giving 110% fuck a report card Well, I think I think the other thing is charlemagne didn't make horrible decisions It's not the birth of his network. He acquired it because it's it's a bomb show That's right And charlemagne has put us on to mad shit Absolutely because of how good our show is and I don't want you to like be checking in with us all the time I love that. I heart does we got a scheduled call next week, but I feel bad now because I'll be calling you for nothing Who says you can't I don't even know what's happening right now. What is it? Just nothing. What is this? What's going on? Tell him Andy yet. Okay. I mean it's not anything So basically there was a meeting that we had for on my other network on air and they want to see the thing is Yes, but they wanted my co-host live and what's wrong with that nothing I'm just talking. We mentioned the show. Let's talk about the show See the thing is for motion But I bring it up to say we had a meeting on air on mic. I think it's funny by the way. I see your guys clips on instagram Thank you. Thank you. It's funny. Our youtube sucks. Like I have no knowledge of youtube So listening to you talk like this is all new like but also with our content. Yeah, everything is not monetized like art We need to help with our I learned this the hard way because youtube now popping though As many as we get on audio To 20 we get like 10 15 20,000 On the audio y'all tell people to go to the youtube page After four years of just talking I forget people would be in the youtube like y'all bitches need to put makeup on I started wearing makeup like all right. I guess that's why we here today You know, I mean we got it. We it's it's learning. It's also you need a nice visual I don't know. I agree. Like your guys visual was well now you set up that you guys have the studio But the uh, what is it called? What was it? What was the old uh, the whole life? No, no, no engine room like engine room Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and it's like you gotta do the set. I was part of the reason why which is why I've never went over there. Maybe and I are about to build our set especially for I mean You have to if if someone's gonna be watching for two hours. It's gotta look nice You know like flagrant is super detailed. This is I'm listening a hundred thousand dollar robot in the fucking I got my camera on The moral of the story is um, I'm always talent first, you know, I'm saying Regardless of what I'm CEO and I don't care if it's the black privilege book publishing imprint Which I'm in the shoes that I don't care if it's the company me and kev got with audible I don't care if it's the black pick podcast network. I'm always talent first. Okay. You can't reach out We just added a clip channel to ours. And that's your Click channel, yo To be fair, we did talk over the summer we were talking a lot right before we I mean, you were on all the meeting calls. Thank you for that. Yeah, absolutely. And I mean, I was shocked about that Like but again, I guess again, it's probably just Thinking corporate I'm not going to the ceo to ask him for a report card And so, you know, even me sharing that joe was like y'all can talk to me y'all can call me You're telling me I can call you I can talk to you. So I appreciate that But I'm going to tell you to call dolly as soon as you call me I'm just saying Dolly is the president of the black effect network sheet and by some things he just knows right off the bat Okay, yeah, you know what I mean, right? That's all that's all. It's just funny that like you feel so you may be Insecure about inconveniencing One of the guys that you know, your boss is but you and this might know we partners in this partner I don't like the boss word. Okay, not, you know your partner But you you feel zero insecurity about uh pegging But in all seriousness, I just want to see you guys get the most views that you possibly can't get and I'm not saying that information I truly do not want to come at as condescending or any of that kind of shit is not at all there's just rules to this shit And obviously those rules change a little bit and as they change we try to adapt with them And I try to share that with as many people as I possibly can. I want everybody to win I'm not in competition with no, but I want everybody to win. Okay. I genuinely truly I genuinely disagree with the last statement you made That I do not want to win I'll be honest, uh, but joe is not one of those people I if he wins great if he doesn't It's not up to us It would be stupid to like not care to like really care about someone's success in a world You even don't care about the success of any other comedians the stuff that you and alex do is No, but you can't you you really can't oh, I want that to be successful. I try to be like this Yes, like imagine if you're saying boat was running and he was looking to the left or the right to see you can't do that You got to just go. Yeah And when you get to where you're going once you cross that finish line, then you look back you'd be like Oh, I'm already over here. I don't know But there are certain people that um when they fail it feels very good There's certain people that you don't enjoy when they take a l not a l Really, I like I like seeing people get what they deserve I hate the way he talks The way he talks, I hate Nobody ever said no more than this guy You could tell charlie you could be like like yo, you got timbalands on he'd be like, nah, I actually got a construction bullet I really don't like to see people like lose, but I do like to see people get what they deserve good. I bet Yeah, if you treated me like shit, that's it. If you treated me like shit, especially when you didn't have to You know, if you just did it for your own fucked up ego for your own ego And I know I'm I know I'm gonna pass you. Yeah, I know that So I'm trying to treat you in the most cordial way possible because I know where I'm going And there'd be no reason for me to beef with you because I know it's eventually Is gonna be beyond you right? So I have no reason But if you treat me like shit when you really don't have to I do not feel bad if anything happens It's hard to have that energy when you're doing well, which is why I can understand why you're speaking that way Like the better I do in life the more I feel good about everybody else And I'd be knowing when I hear certain people talk, you know, I can I can sense pain You know what I mean? I can sense trauma. I know when people have a lot of unhealed issues that they haven't dealt with So I don't take shit part. Y'all go Y'all go restrict once woke to me man, because I I don't know like If I don't like you don't care about your pain your trauma You know what I mean? It's like She did If I don't fuck with you, I don't fuck with you and I don't care about how you feel how I make you feel Nothing all your pain and trauma all that shit talking about with the breakup thing I'm just saying I can understand when certain people Say certain things that I know it's not about me. That's all right. That's true. You can't take everything All of this When you take your personal then it hits you in an emotional way and it causes like old Triggers to resurface and now you mad and now you looking for revenge and now you're not You've done a lot of therapy and when you elevate in that way like I don't vibrate on low frequency And it took a long time to get to that point where I felt elevated like When bitches even talk about me or people are saying mean things to me and I could just not give a fuck That's a real like You level up. Yeah. Yeah, but you know, I love I love the Bronx. So I really don't be listening to nobody That's what I hear but I'm not crazy. I promise. No, man. Do you definitely look at the shirt? It's just a Buddha house That's what I tell men right before I peg them. It's okay. It's just your Buddha Mandy is so fucking wild bro. No, I'm not though. We were doing an episode. I forget what it was This shit was the funniest thing ever Mandy said to my face We're talking about something I forget what it was birthday girl something I should be like honestly I don't really believe in science like that I said what she goes Because I don't believe in science like I go like the whole thing of science Also, she sounded like a Trump supporter That's magazine Yo, what is she wait, what was she saying about gravity? She didn't believe in science Andrew goes, well, how do you think airplanes are made? Yeah, and then what she said blueprints It's just a little Valid I was like, well, what do you feel about the plants and shit and she was just like, I'm skeptical It is About science, it's so okay. So what's up with what up? We're not gonna do this. Thank you guys that you you if you think you're an idiot if you I'm just saying you don't even plan this maybe. No, I believe in planets, but I believe this is Neil deGrasse peg serve right here It's just it's just that of course, I don't know It's I feel like it's what we should just take as fact and not question So I feel like it's fed to us and we're just not supposed to question it Which is why I question Don't do this to me right now. So I did it. So when you go to the beach and you look all the way over Why we got a flat earth there right here I didn't say it was flat I didn't say it was flat. Well, you gotta rock away. No, first of all, you are two youtube videos away from storming the capital No, no, no, we didn't we done if you think you're brilliant, maybe Let's do some afghan idiots Taylor. Oh, let's get some good ones. Yeah, let's get some afghan idiots I start one about about I don't know if the earth is flat or not. Huh? Oh I would believe Joe Biden is a lizard Two flat earth is in the room. It's time to go You're laughing at me about what shape the goddamn planet is and y'all talking about people as lizards and shit And that's cool. Yo, but real talk though parts of the world are flat Okay, uh, yeah, I don't know Parts are flat Right. It's like someone in the comments Parts of the world are flat Parts of the world go up, parts go down. I like drums, bro. That's how I like my planets. All right. What? No flats drums, bro You don't like flats? That was that was a sophisticated joke to get right there. You needed a fucking the music major How are you a person? We took my chicken. How do you look into the eat chicken? I took my chicken. Oh, shit. I thought it was some drum lines Only black people just do drums and flats. The white man and the cracker came out there I'm talking about chicken Shit, I don't know. It's chicken. It's the good part. No, not good part. You got any dick questions on this? He said it was a ritz or saltine Oh, I do like a nice little cracker Yo crackers are so fire with some cheese on it. I roll, you know, that's my favorite meal Dance it is you fucking honky I'm not it's just a wild time and I haven't had pink dick in what almost two years That's a lie. Oh, how? I don't know. I just felt like All right, what question we got you want me to go through our whole mail? Let me see who we got people be fucking assisted. Stop thinking horrible decisions is all freaky. Yeah, we can We have a range here. Ask for some we have a range. Come on. Let's see. Come on. Tell you give us one. Um Okay, so Dhillon the square fit you either have to watch a man being wife or fiance or your wife has to watch a man being your Bang your witch one. Say that again. All right. He's not speaking proper English. Sorry. Okay. Would y'all Rob Stratomus 777 would y'all rather fight a hundred duck sized horses or fight one horse sized duck? Come on. Come on He was just really hyping you up Like I tell her and this is what Taylor is giving us That was that was disrespectful to me I felt disrespected by that. I'm looking up our I fucked them little horse-sized ducks up though I'll tell you that much horse size, but them she'll be strong because they're horses. Duck size One duck size horse or a hundred. Oh, yeah, you just stomp them all out dude Squish them. Yeah, but they're big though. They're big. No, they're duck size Like horse a duck size horse is lean and tough Now you can squash a horse Or a horse size Y'all answered already. That's why I'm like Do you want me to pull up one of these? I gotta pull up one of yours. We All right, it was on patreon. I love listening to y'all. It's been about three years I was recently having the best sex of my life We've been dating for three months and he brings out a side of me sexually that I didn't know I had I literally had a seizure on the dick Um, what? Yes, so she says his best friend is also his roommate and if they haven't fucked already I know that if they did they'd love it. They both identify as straight, but the energy is there His friend is really fine, and I'm heavily fantasizing about an mmf threesome. How do I go about this? Male male female the same thing you posted a jet hilarious just talked about I don't know if I should go and leave it in my daydream But plot twist his best friend is dating my little sister And she could never find out do I leave it alone? Do I wait until maybe his friend and my sister break up? Do I tell my man? I feel like it's so chaotic But I also think it'd be great to watch my man's best friend suckers dick. Please help me sort this toxic fantasy Well, first of all, I gotta think mmf. It's male male fantasy. Is that male male female female? Okay, that's the politically correct way of saying getting a train on you I'm old school. There's three people. It's a threesome A train is when you're waiting the train. It's like a circle. A train is a caboose like there's a One after the other Rose might have one here that ain't a train. It's gotta be more for two than to be a train Yeah, or or one guy has to fuck you leave and the other one comes right after that's the train definitions Like y'all aren't involved in it together. Well, she's not sucking dick while she's getting fucked because that's not a train That's a threesome. Yeah Got you got you now. Why if the dick is so good and she's enjoying it and having scissors on it Would she want his roommate? He's the same as a threesome. You could have great pussy and want another pussy in it to make the pussy more fun I'm just glad I'm married because y'all greedy nowadays. That's just not like Well, we know it is for you. I think we need to stop it Everybody needs to get back, you know, we need to bring it back we need to bring it back started started the beginning Keep it simple Had a fantasy about brothers or was it father and son father and son You want to fuck up the father? He don't even play in LA no mo I'm being messy. I don't know be a messy No, don't make your eye like that. I don't know that man. I don't know that man I wouldn't know that man if you know that would be amazing. Yo, what would a bunch of black entrepreneurs fucking each other You launch the whole the ball They're not entrepreneurs. They're athletes and no the entrepreneurs. Yeah big ball of brand They got everyone on the black effect network just start fucking. How about that? Oh, who could I Hey And then you were gonna say something Matt Vaughn Stephen Jackson Debbie brown is so hot, but she's 85 South show. Oh, yeah champs Glasses Malone. Oh, I love glasses. We do that. You have some games to chronicle Come on. Keep dropping all the black effect pods. Let's go. All right So some of those dudes you want a father and son It was just it's a fantasy that's never happened. No, I thought about that though. I'm not wait. You've thought about a mother and daughter Yes, mother and daughter. Thank you Jesus christ No, I thought about a mom and the daughter you would fuck the light skin looking motherfuckers Especially when it's a mother that's like 40 41 and the daughter's like Who's the celebrity mom? Oh lisa and zoe. Who the fuck is that lisa? The craven zoni zoni cravis. No, I never thought about that. Okay. Why hold on so You want to have sex with a mother No, I should I thought about it. Yeah, we it's a thought it's a fantasy. That's what I thought about it Like Disrespectful thing to do to a guy that these mother daughter Unions that are like more like big sister younger sister I never thought I mean, I never thought about that one, but yeah in that realm, but still like that dude The mother's ex-husband Can never say anything to you ever because you fucked his whole family I You are diabolical, bro Don't ever call me step nothing, bro. I fucked the whole family. I am daddy I am the daddy Don't ever call me step nothing That is Disrespectful Do you guys think twins are weird because I do oh my what do you mean? Like when people want to fuck twins. I wanted to fuck twins too I I brought that up to a twin. I was dating How did how does she take that? Uh, I had a girlfriend who had a twin sister And I was like identical identical and I was like, yo, so have you all ever done? Yeah, I mean, I was like, yo, y'all have a dream, so yeah You can make it seem like you are seriously asking Exactly It's crazy Ah And then she was like and my girl looks at me with her girl there goes, uh Are you asking me if I fucked my sister? And I was like And then she literally goes to me she goes she goes that's that's incest And then my reaction was like for y'all Not for your boy Oh, jeez Like if you fuck twins, oh god, would you not that shit is mad redundant? That's redundant like because when twins do porn It's only legal on porn hub if they're like separated like it's like back and forth. Like oh, yeah They're not allowed to What would you want the twins to do how do you mean really? I didn't know that was illegal What if they're not fucking each other? What if they what if it's like two guys and a girl or two girls and a guy Touching each other. They're just fucking this one individual Is this Twins can't even share a nut, but they're here Because they shared a nut It's politically incorrect You know what else is cruel in your unusual punishment This sign means twins If then do you say yeah, so you gotta be like can I get some That's fucked up, man Sign me twins are out here getting accused the insects. They have no choice No, but it doesn't count if you have one pussy like the girls. I don't know why I went like this when I said they shared heads But they they do Yeah So they said when they talk about finding a partner, they'll talk about one guy Yeah, because they have they share a body. They just have two heads on the body. That's too much That's I'm too indecisive for that thing. You know what I'm talking about, right? The two see if you could pull it up I don't want. Yeah, I don't want to see nothing You want to see it, bro? I think one of them's a lesbian too. Yeah, so she just kind of She's got she's got a steric pubic hair while her sister's blowing a guy TLC Abby and britney look at that. Yeah, they have one body But they got two full heads. They're teachers too. I looked them up recently No, no, that's not they they name them abby and britney on purses like a and b They did that. Do you think they pay them two salaries? That's would you pay them two different salaries charlamagne if they were on the black effect or one? Yo No, it's a good how you gonna spend it all Because they would have to show you don't spend it all. I y'all gonna have to buy the same shit regardless Come on, bro. Come on, bro. No, it's important Do they have one social security number? That's a good one so security number one salary. No, you're right. That is a good question You got two so security numbers two salaries. I mean they have two names So I would assume they go by two different people Damn, bro. Damn y'all got deep You can't I'm sure they both passed their driver's license exams taking the test twice They both got two separate teaching licenses But they are only paid one salary because as one of them told bbc, we're doing the job of one person Oh, wow Oh, wow salute abby and britney. Yeah Jesus Christ salute today We can't hear you taylor. You're not on the mic. I think they said when they tried to put them apart It was too risky. So they didn't do that. I believe I'm not positive But like a lot of sigmes twins have separate. They have double the worth How do you call separate them weezy? You can't separate them because they share the same fucking body They never thought about separating them They pay for just one airline ticket I'm looking oh, no, no, weezy. Weezy. Oh, that was a dumb thing. Weezy said to me We're making fun of her no For being in mexico. Yep, right. She was in mexico, right? She was in mexico He said you went to mexico to be with the whites. I said no, she goes she goes. I that's not true I stated a mexican neighborhood. I said weezy They're all mexican Fucking mexico weezy. Yo, that's where mexicans live. I have on my mama, bro Where mexicans do not live there's luxury buildings where it's called colonization gentrification You're stupid, but you told me I went to mexico would be white people. Yo, you're stupid, bro You want to split these girls in half you want to separate them in half? How the fuck you gonna do that? What you mean me? How you gonna split that girl in half page Yo, man great point page Pardon them, bro from what what what I'm not talking shit. I'm just saying. Yeah, you don't have no kids yet, bro. You need to relax. Why? Your kid's gonna come out matching like that outfit you got on They're gonna be upset. All right You better relax Word up you gonna name him kiff And then they're gonna be like now kiff you word up you better not bro Is that what happens? Yeah, that's why you can't even call a baby ugly without you can think it but you just can't say you got a nice Light-skinned baby right now. Don't do that. That's years. Don't do that bullying light-skinned people. Oh Yes, he got a little red bone Their baby looks like a doll So adorable nice little red bone, baby. Oh my god, and that's all on karla All on karla. Yeah Light-skinned wax a light skin wax really boy or girl a boy. I don't even think he got female cum Like They're like, yo predict what percentage of waxes come up boys. I'd be like 99 I don't think there's one girl come swimming around in there at all Congrats, right? Yeah, salute the waxman karla. All right. He got a little young m a cum, maybe That's the baby Listen Mandy and we anything y'all want to say before we get up out of here Um, no y'all make sure y'all check us out every monday. That's horrible decisions Type in horror wherever you listen to your favorite podcast and we'll pop up Again, we also do have merch. We have more dropping in february. So that's at whore high I want the Buddha whole shirt. Yeah, I'm dropping this in about two weeks So y'all can get this I ain't gonna hold you and some other stuff. I'm dropping Those are just some one liners. I say but also we are on patreon A lot of y'all are part of the asshole army. So y'all know you get some really good bonus content. We have Episodes are wild. Yeah, it's coming out And we have we have about uh 100 bonus episodes over there But not only that if you're single you need your dick suck all the whores are ready. They're in our patreon They link up and fly each other out and have sex. There's not one asshole army Do they came single to our show? They didn't get fucked. Yeah, like they're horny when they Marketing You do have to type it all in that's patreon.com Backslash horrible decisions because it is an 18 plus platform We'll post like porn that we like watching not our own but there's just it's a really good community in there So make sure y'all follow us on all social platforms at horrible pot on twitter and at horrible underscore decisions On instagram and i'm your grandma db full core pumps. Y'all know what it is I was gonna say if you got a pod alex, why don't you do the spiel alex? Yeah, go ahead. You'll be quiet as fuck You've been talking claims Y'all y'all need a podcast studio and you a new world of fucking york city It's in soho because she went to the white. Oh, you know, I did honey I wanted the black business up in soho. We have a full-scale podcast studio photography studio We have amazing cameras. Why don't you say there's no black business in soho There's those guys selling the purses They finally started recognizing me out me alex and I were walking down the street with huge fucking equipment They're like you want back? You want my bag? What black guys talk like that That's a john horrible decision you can check for back sake for some easy listening to we just Do random facts on there. It's a lot of fun. You ain't even tell them the website for the podcast WTF media studios This is why we have a partner Fuck you She's not needed bro. She's not needed bro. I'm starting to see that What does she do what does she do wow we see don't let them do you like what does she do? But the marketing you trying to get him to do the promo Com you can book studio time photography sessions consults with alex or myself alex can teach you how to Set up your pod from home if you're remote how to make the clips that he makes for Flagrant not anymore because he's too busy But um, yeah, if you do one with me, we can go through your segments figure out your podcast idea Or even if you're at a plateau, I can help you try to grow it with all of the gems that I have And I'm proud of y'all. Yeah. Yes. Thank you I remember when y'all had corporate jobs and y'all was just doing the podcast as a hobby now It's a full-fledged business and we're growing alex. I remember when you quit your job and you know Went to jail, you know what I mean now you're directing netflix specials y'all opened up a studio That is what entrepreneurship Man, it's an amazing We need to salute all the half-black entrepreneurs out there Yo for real half-black business is boom. Let's go And barack can be our first black president y'all can be black-owned businesses That's a good ass point barack really paved the way for you honkeys to do He really paved the way for you to have honkeys Thank you barack As always if you listen to this podcast you think we're smart you think we're intelligent you think we're brilliant Absolutely, right, but if you listen to this podcast, you think we're just a couple idiots. You don't know shit. You're right, right? That's right It's the brilliant in his podcast. Thank you for listening. Bye guys. Bye