 Greetings. This is James P. Madonna of Megalife21, a hard-hitting podcast in progressive discussions. And I'm here with an exotic pet tip to save you money. I always have consumer tips because I realize how sleazy the lying, underhanded, sneaky American retail industry is. And the pet industry is no different than any other part of retail. All right. You go to any national chain of pet stores, nationally advertised pet stores, even online, with established companies that are popular, and mom and pop pet shops, OK? And you've heard of African chameleon cages, right? And cages for adult praying mantises, not the nymphs, adults. But in this case, you're familiar with African chameleon cage setups. OK. See this right here that folds up? It's a laundry hamper. I got it from the local dollar store. I open it up. And for those of you that are familiar with African chameleon and adult praying mantises, cages, excuse me, they have to be very well ventilated. And they're screened cages. They're screened. There's your screen right there, right? You take that. You take the old standby substrate. No intestinal impaction whatsoever. Plain old paper towels. There's your substrate, right? Put that on the bottom. There's your substrate. You know, you fix it nice. And all right. White hanky can also be found at a dollar store. Excuse me. Put that right on top. And then what you do is, when you place it on top, you get the office clips, right? And you start clipping it in different areas. Use as many clips as needed. Just clip it. That's all. Simple as that. Also from the dollar store sold in dollar stores. You don't have to go to a stationery retail store. They got them in the dollar stores. Most of these I got from the Dollar Tree. It's a popular chain on the East Coast, all right? Use as many as you need. You get a whole package for a buck, okay? Okay. You could use more. I'm sure, I think I need four more. Anyway, you know, you put them down so they don't stick up. And now you have, with a paper towel substrate, a paper towel bottom, you have an African chameleon, well ventilated, cage, dirt sheet. Or for an adult pre-mentus. Not the nymphs. Naturally, not the nymphs. Okay. Now you're probably saying to me, oh, what if I feed them crickets and the crickets crawl out of the holes? Or they bite through the holes. Well, you don't feed them crickets, you jabronis. You get various kinds of feeder roaches. It could be turkish stand, red runner roaches. It could be doobie roaches. It could be horseshoe crab roaches, orange head roaches. You just put them in a pint or 32-ounce deli cup. They can't crawl out. They don't fly. They don't jump. They don't crawl out. You put that on the bottom. You put that on the bottom. Your African chameleon will shoot the feeder roaches right out of the cup. Okay. And your pre-mentus can access the cup too. That's all you got to do. You know, of course, the paper towel wasn't fixed nice. That's it. It's a done deal. There you go. African chameleon cage. They're cheap. Or mantis cage. What are you jabronis going to do without the wizard of the 21st century here, James P. Madonna, setting you straight and being the guiding light into the 21st century? What are your punks going to do? You don't have to be a sucker to retail. Have a good one. Till next time.