 My name is Jimmy his name is Jake and this is the weekly dumb Jake How do you do Jim Tim? Lot of cold across the whole United States this week. We'll talk about that in our normal weather segment cold cold We're getting to that later the sports Jim We usually start with baseball because there's been a lot of baseball in shoda in Managa Three two one seven point two. Yeah, you know, it's fun Jim winning over a fan base I don't have any other in my recent memory to compare it to so it's easy for me to say This is number one as opening press conferences go Hey Chicago as far as pandering to an audience and me eating it up. Even though I'm not a Cubs fan What do you say like one by one line by line slowly singing the win song covers gonna win today is Really good, and I don't know if anyone's remixed it yet But that will happen by like a Chicago DJ and like put it over the the song and those are the lyrics Gonna win today today Do you think the Cubs are going to the spring training training in Arizona get loose Warm up. What were you telling me about this almost a breakdown with your girl Lily Pons? Lily Pons is how you pronounce it Lay lay lay lay. We know you think that's her birth name. That's the X the X the one Gun to your head. Do you think that's her birth name? No, okay? I agree Oh almost a breakdown. This is kind of real breakdown Jake I did we did a lot of investigative work and happy to let you know that we are myth-busting, right? fake lay lay pons posing on the beach in front of a bunch of seagulls I did this with my siblings once in Australia We were posing and my dad threw food to them and they flew over her head What a crazy picture and then the seagull flies by and pulls her bikini top and loosens it Unties the string perfectly. She catches it just in time. What a video We're famous you part of the we there holistically, right? The birds flying behind her Okay, there's the bird and there's the birds beak right and it's got no string nothing It's to it now the next frame the flaps down, right? And the string is behind in between her and the bird right and now the flaps going up Looks like real loose flap on the bird But that could be the birds problem now the strings perfectly in the bird's mouth, right string is taught in the mouth Keep going keep going. Okay. There's some tension. There's some tension and All the sudden the string is gonna be behind the birds like See I'm in the birds mouth at all, right editor didn't go frame by frame now It's way behind the bird and then back it's gonna make its back way into the mouth. So it's debunked. It's fake without that I test didn't pass the first time Because this doesn't really happen our first alleged rumor was was their seagull bait on her bathing suit See the birds feet which seagull bait Still yet to really happen I don't know to have this just happen and then recover to properly cover the Breasticles in time I just don't it seemed like a farce and now I think it's a farce farce and to one further note You can see that they digitally punch in afterwards. There's this little brim of a hat right here Starts creeping in the frame Then they punch in to get him out of frame I think that dude was pulling the string they waited for a bird to fly by pull the string We'll remake this ourselves. So yeah, go home and rewatch this a bajillion times focus on the bird Tune in the next week's weekly dumb the roaches were corrected What was that? Spotted enough birds. Let's go back to the sports the playoffs are going on NFL and there's some storylines It was cold. I told you we talked about that we saw everything freeze the cowboys become a laughing stock Again, and I'm actually going to defend them for a second even though they just lost and Chris Rose I think he was watching that Lili Pons video I have something to say about the cowboys and Jerry Jones. Yes, I'm kind of about it They had like a winning wreck. They've gone to the playoffs three the last four years Yeah, Jerry Jones like actually runs a team. Okay, he's just a guy that runs the team He owns and they have winning records that could be us like he's an argument for the common man that you could run A team decently haven't won a playoff game in a long time like Mark Cuban Al Davis he drafts players dude. He does the whole thing. He's the GM know how ridiculous that is It's awesome. He's 80 and rich. Why would you buy a team and not be the GM? Cuz it's cuz I think for most people accept your bad at something and he's like doing it Dude, if you're rich enough to buy a sports team You want to run the fucking sports team if you suck at it your fan base can say oh dude sell the team get out Hey, you're just a rich guy. You're not you can't really fault it anyway. Good job by a Jerry Jones Being too horny in three two one The defense please please please cold games without snow. I'm out. That was just bad football Midwest. What are we doing? build heaters That's your weather. Whoa See told you was gonna say the weather Zach you doubted him Jim That's not sports. I mean this isn't sports. This isn't sports at all High school basketball coach coach chevrier Tried to call time out from ref Bob and he did not accept her time out either He couldn't hear cuz he's laser focused or he just like no no you don't want that right now You think ref Bob didn't reward it cuz he was super focused. Yeah, he's just unaware It was locked in ref Bob has the same condition I have his hearing aid was That's the only way that can happen then she did say the ref Bob's a great guy great good official But me trying to call time out as always and has been a struggle. I just think he doesn't like timeouts ref Bob Great guy. Yeah calls the local games. He's ref Bob. You think his hair is real Yes, and that's what hurts him in this case because his hair is white white and ref Bob can't hear Yeah Because he's getting yelled at in his ear and it's why he has an advanced sire level because he's a nice guy can't hear It's the employee of the week. It's an employee. Who's a free Are we doing two or one? I think we should do both. They're gonna be doing it all all all the time Jay names, too We're company full of Jay names just in panic Jeff the palm a first week of jm football live streams. They're going live every Playoff day. You were on a game. I was on a game back in Jeff dated in college. Yeah Shares you shared space you shared space. Yeah roommate. You dated space together They call it sharing space. We shared space. We shared we shared space. Jake and I shared space. We've shared space Yeah, temporarily See you Oh What percentage of hearing is being a ref? Oh, that's a great question 12 percent I would say 10. Okay. I mean this might be the only time I think fouls sometimes too because like you can hear the skin buzzers buzzers are huge He doesn't do buzzers. He tells his partner that first time you're on buzz. You're on buzzers What you're on buzzers