 Your coca-cola bottler presents Claudia Claudia based on the famous play and novels by Rose Franken Brought to you transcribed Monday through Friday by your friendly neighbor who bottles coca-cola Relax and while you're listening refresh yourself have a coke and now Claudia You don't say Bet you'd stay with he's only called you three times today. I know maybe he forgot to tell me something Probably call this time to tell you he isn't going to call you again and to stop hoping probably oh you too Certainly love spending money on telephone call. Well, that's what telephones are for Hello Hello Fritz. I thought you'd be David. Are you I'm stuck up in you haven't Oh, I come to have the truck fixed and the men he dodles. So I'm not home yet Oh, well, there's no hurry Fritz. Yeah But majesty she must be milked and I will not be able to be home to do it. She can wait Can't she miss his note a cow. She's milked by the clock. Oh, I see what you mean So I tell a phone to suggest you call Jared Tucker and ask him if he has a chance to milk Majesty Fritz honestly you think of everything. Don't you between you and mr. Norton, there's nothing left for me. Tell him I milk his cows tomorrow. Now look Fritz. Mr. Tucker is a friend You don't have to make trades with him. I do not like to ask for favors I should have planned this better. Now you stop worrying about it Fritz. We'll manage majesty will be milk May I if you have a moment speak to Bert up? Oh, of course Fritz our caller. Just hang on now. Don't let them disconnect you I hang on right I can't blame him for that. What is he so slow about? He's not slow the grass is slow Thank you, Mrs. Norton. Let's hang up when you're through Bertha. Yeah Hello, you sound so funny Bertha. Oh Fritz do not waste money on the telephone telling me I sound funny come to the point I will not be home for dinner is the point What are you loafing with a nice way for a wife to speak to her husband? You just called me to tell me you are not home for dinner. I would notice that I called to tell Mrs. Norton to get Mr. Tucker to milk the cow you want to bother mr. Tucker with that He has enough to bother with I will milk the cow Majesties are accustomed to somebody who knows cows. I don't know cows Huh, I milk plenty cows when we were home even if you do not remember remember How could I forget I was always afraid the milk would be sour. Oh funny funny Do not bother to be afraid it will be a relief for majesty if I milk her It will be a relief for her to have anybody milk her. It is late. Yeah, and enough talk You may love but I have business to attend Yeah, I'll be home as soon as possible save a little dinner for me. I will think it over. Goodbye. Goodbye Oh What are you laughing at? You look so silly with the pale of milk in your hand mama. What would you like me to carry it on your head? No, sir. He's very becoming Mrs. Brown. You should always walk around with a milk pale You know something tells me that majesty isn't gonna like this. Oh, she's gonna like it much better than standing around on milk Oh, she told you then it's the first fact about cars mama if you knew anything about them You'd know that no, we'll see now. Who knows what about cows? Don't you know Jared Tucker be out just today? We wasted a half an hour waiting for him to come home so he could milk her. Oh, well Hello, majesty Such a sweet-looking car isn't she the poor thing What's going to happen to you? I wouldn't wish on a cow. There's nothing to milking mama I don't know why you're making such a fuss. I've watched Fritz and David do it enough times to know that There's nothing to milking yes, but have you ever done it yourself? Yeah one squirt a few weeks ago Majesty smiled Hello, you beautiful girl. Yes push over not go on push over Don't be so rough with her. It's not not being rough mama. She weighs hundreds of pounds more than I do Somehow it doesn't matter with a cow. Does it what doesn't matter how fat they are now if I went around letting myself Get fat like that. I get her start milking What time is it mama David will be home any minute How'd you know that was why simple he's the only reason you're ever interested in time And I want to get majesty all milk by the time he gets back Won't he be surprised may I point out to you Claudia that majesty is looking at you with a very distrustful eyes Oh nonsense her eyes are limpid with love. I Think we ought to call over all the other animals to watch this spectacle You think Ruby be interested watching my dear you'll scare that pig out of three months of bacon if you do that Mama refused to let you talk about Ruby as bacon The pale down right under the faucet right and I have something to sit on Oh, there's a little footstool over there. Should I get it? Oh, no good happens I'm acting like a handmaid to a milk. Oh mama Fritz never sits on a footstool He sits on an inverted milk pale. Oh that seems to be the style for milkers these days So you hand me that extra pale. Yes, you may not know what you're doing But you're going to look as if you did like it's the last thing Oh, I sit me down. That's right Majesty you all ready My majesty you're going to cooperate aren't you you lovely girl. She's better cooperated She knows what side of milk is butted David says the motion is a little like braiding hair Well, you never braided hair. That doesn't matter braiding is instinctive Honestly, mommy, you'd think you'd never lived on a farm. Well, I never have and now I know why my majesty Take a deep breath Here we go. I Don't see one drop Well, it did it takes her a little while to get warmed up. I have all night Majesty are you cooperating? Ouch, what happened? I think she swatted her tail in my eye. I see what she thinks of you as a milkmaid Mommy, you're making me nervous peering over my shoulder. Go away. Do you want me to go? No, don't go. Don't go Oh No slowly One two Index finger roll it that wouldn't be enough to feed a newborn chick through an eyedropper We have no newborn chicks to feed now. Come on more majesty now that we've started She's getting bored. It's perfectly just a week ago. I can't understand the Rome wasn't built in a day David even said I had a knack for it Eyedropper majesty, you're doing beautifully now. Come on now. Just a little on hold bucket for more Claudia, try that one The one on the left there. It looks as if they've had more milk They all have the same amount of milk mom. We'll try it anyway What's in it? Oh David you you crept up on us that's not fair. I bet you've been distracting Majesty Distracted does not give milk are you two trying to squeeze milk from a cow go away David go on You make me nervous go on push over make room for professional. I will not I started now I'll finish you start you'll never finish let David I get pushed out of everything Fritz is still in New Haven David and there's who I gathered come on push aside girls And I will have majesty milked in a jib. Well now Claudia you watch him and see how he does it Hello there woman. You don't like being milked by a stranger. Do you girl nothing strange? You're about me now now majesty relax. You're in the hands of a friend You're not doing very well friend now you draw Friend you probably have this girl so upset. She doesn't know which side is up. Why don't you tell now easy girl easy does it? You look just like a doctor just like You see that. Oh, well I produced that much and I'm not a professional like you This is strange is very strange indeed, you know, I wouldn't blame her if she were tired of giving milk Oh, it must be a very dull existence. I'm terrible. Eat milk. Eat milk go cows like it. Well, maybe majesty's changed her mind halfway There's more two squirts don't make a bucket David maybe she's gone dry nonsense. She gave 20 quarch yesterday. Well, that's enough reason to go dry Maybe she's empty and it'll be silly. She doesn't have a sign out saying no milk today You know, it's too bad she's not transparent Then you could see the milk go down like sand in an hourglass. Oh, now that would be convenient. Look into the matter Why not a transparent car? We could make a million dollars on it. Oh, majesty, please end this torture. Are you empty? Such a dumb little mom and I that kind of talk is enough for it to hold back on us Come on David try harder. I don't rush me. I'm trying my best for some reason. Majesty's not milking proper Maybe you're not milking proper. Yeah Are you criticizing my technique? No, I'm not evidently majesty is I'm as good a milker as anybody in this part of the county I'll tell you that's for the county. Mrs. Brown. Would you make her shut up? Well, I've tried for 18 years She's yours now David. Uh-huh. Yep. Yep. There's more David. The bottom the pale isn't even wet I think you're completely untalented completely. Oh Go away. Oh Killing you it's going to kill you in a moment now majesty Concentrate now stop looking at me so innocently. This is not funny. I think it is my entire reputation is at stake majesty now Now relax Think of spring think of clover fields and Timothy grass think of wandering over the pasture Think of the of the new cow who is going to spend the summer with you now now milk by golly-sake milk That was beautiful David if it were up to me. I'd give you a bucket for that speech. Yes, but majesty wasn't so impressed Hello, I'm looking for everybody dinner is ready. I cannot find anybody. I see a light in the barn What is everybody doing out here? Everybody has to have their hand in the pie Bertha pie. Oh milk You are milking majesty. We're trying to and she's as stubborn as the rock of Gibraltar David says He's the man who knows how to do it even David's got no more than two draw now Claudia her shop there are times when a husband is not to be teased but of course majesty gives you no milk Well, look Bertha, you're not going to turn against me too. I'll have you know that I'll forgive my interrupting I know you are a good milker, but majesty doesn't have any milk to give not even for you She's not pregnant again. No, but I have milked her already. How far I go you mean you mean there's nothing left Not a drop of Bertha you greedy woman then majesty's cupboard as bear absolutely bear Then my professional standing has been restored. I'll come along mother hovered Even a professional can't find a bone in a bear cupboard The parts of Claudia and David on this program were played by Katherine Bard and Paul Cram tree and the entire Production is supervised and directed by William Brown Maloney There are dozens of ways to make friends with young people and one is certainly to say have a coke Ice cold Coca-Cola has become a major part of the good times of teenagers. They go where the coke is So if you want your house to act as a magnet for you keep plenty of sparkling Coca-Cola on ice Better check your supply right now Every day Monday through Friday Claudia comes to you transcribed with the best wishes of your friendly neighbor who bottles Coca-Cola So listen again Monday at the same time And now this is Joe King saying or if war And remember whoever you are whatever you do wherever you may be When you think of refreshment think of Coca-Cola For Coca-Cola makes any pause the pause that refreshes and ice cold Coca-Cola is everywhere