 Some of you may not know me. Some of you may not may know me. I just want to start off with a little rant. I'm trying to figure out this the second year that I've known about this charity match and I have not been invited. I'm not saying that I'm good at football. I ain't saying none of that, but I'm athletic, so you know. But I'm not saying I'm good. I'm not saying I know the rules. I'm not saying none of that. Everything the UK has done for me and the way I am an American hold it down, I should be here. Hit the like button if you think I should be here off the strength. No, I have not, me have not done enough on the platform of YouTube to be recognized. But for the people of, well, I'm the people's choice. Oh man. Tello, what's poppin? We are on kickkiccake.com. We are not live though. But you can leave a like, comment, subscribe, turn on your post notification bells. Let's continue to grow the family from Chicago to the UK. Right here above us, if we do go live and you happen to miss it, this is where all the highlights, videos that do not make it to the main channels. They'll be here. Of course, we got kick exclusive that are only uploaded on kick, but yes. Don't forget we do post on Patreon five days a week. This is a five day lineup for us right here Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. This was Friday, but this is the finale. So top boy is replacing this. Don't forget we do got good merch. I just washed my shirt so I ain't got it on. But yeah, man. Appreciate everybody who did cop. Let's get into this man. Sidemen charity match 2023. Goals and highlights. I don't even know who was particularly there. Sidemen versus YouTubers and, and, you know, other content creators, right? ESPN picked up some of these highlights. I had to turn my telephone on DND so I wouldn't see the score. This popped up. I clicked it. My screen was still loading. I did not see the score or anything. Don't know who won. Let's give it to him. Here we go. Okay. Hold on. Sidemen are who? I see Kai. Kai is on the bottom right of the screen. Okay. Are they running plays? Who picked Kai for this? Y'all thought Kai was good? I've seen him play basketball. He wasn't good, but he is a Caribbean person, Nylander, right? So he may be good at this, at good at football. Who is this? Salute though. Salute though. I just don't know him. Y'all don't be on YouTube. You've had enough. Here we go. Tristan D. What can he, what can he cook up? Is that Kai? Oh, he was off sides for sure. Kai scoring a goal would have been monumental. Their first goal at that. I think I knew that was offside because he just left it. Hold on now. And that's perhaps surprising with the technique on display here. He was about very offside. Like, bro, like, this will happen when you from New York and you ain't never played this game. You offside like a mug. Like I know the rules. I just learned the rules. 20 yards offside then. Absolutely he was. The commenter. Is that Gideon? Wait. I hear no whistle. What is Gideon thinking? Is that Harry? You get your faces. Act like you've been here before. Is this his first time ever scoring a goal or something? What is going on? You would have thought this was the final two seconds and he just scored the game winner. It's the heart of a champion. Gideon, you might as well have just picked the ball all the way up. You just gave up a free goal. You're a you're a you're a pylon. You're not even a you're not even affecting the game. You just basically gave it up for them. You're a cone. You're like you're they're doing drills around you buddy. Salute though. Is that XQC? I know who XQC is because of Kai. Salute to Kai man. He's done a lot for a lot the generation man. He's generational. You know he's he's kept a lot of inner youth and like any kids off the street period. You know what I'm saying? He probably stopped a lot of gun violence. That's what he's done. And I'll tell you what, he can tell them about that when he's old to say daddy scored a goal at West Ham in front of 60,000 people. He played the bottom left corner of that goal too hard. He played this area too hard. There was no chance that he was getting back over here. You were there. Yeah, you never know about his hand. Look at Duke. Look at Duke. Duke looking like this ain't me. Anything on those crosses coming in? This ain't for me. I might not have played a lot of timing though. Oh my god. First of all, this crossover with slow motion, but he still got bro. Fake left, go right. It's like an in and out dribble. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Imagine getting in and out by two people twice and then hitting the goal. This is like equivalent to making somebody fall and football and hitting the three. Yes, JJ has lost his clean sheet. He always struggled to keep his sheets clean when he lived with Simon. Oh, boys. Let's watch this back here. Two defenders on him. Not a problem for him. Goodbye. Goodbye. In and out twice. How you can hit by the same move twice? You literally watched him do the move to him. Then it got done to you. And a fantastic finish. Again, how far have we come? H performing a half time in a YouTube. Who's performing? How far have we come? H performing a half time in a YouTube. Man, it used to be a rapper's like KSI doing it. SQC is a terrible goalkeeper. There was no like move. There was no look away. There was no nothing done. He just kicked a straight goal. This is Telegraph. He made it though. I can't even do my half. Two on target. Two goals for the Sidemen. KSI Jersey saying 69 is wild. To be approached half time. There will be a fair bit of injury time. A perfectly time run. Willowney. Look at this. Chasing shadows. But again, you know, you can't blame him for that. That was gorgeous play from the Sidemen. It's a free on free situation for the Sidemen if they can get it forward, but it's still YouTube also. Is that Philly? Philly on his left foot tries to get on his right. He's still going. Honestly, just hit it on your left. Test the keeper. Out of chunks. There it is. Deflection. The ball just changed directions. Oh, it hit off. It hit off somebody. So KSI was going the right way. That's just bad luck. That's just bad luck. He can't do nothing about that. No, you can't. Chunks out there running like DJ Khaled. So Luke, though. I'll say it again. Probably still one of the most underrated ballers in the scene. Let's take a look at this. Great work from Philly in the build-up. It comes to chunks. Gets it onto that wonderful right foot. With Google Pixel. You just scored a goal on your own person, basically. I guess, what do we call that? Just a deflection. And baseball, that's called an error. That'll be an error in basketball. You would get benched. A deflection off the referee's back. A road shortage. Might affect his rating a little bit, you know. I mean, they say speed equals distance over time, but chunk scores from distance every time. My word. Here we go. Look at his pace. Look at this pace. Manny outside. He's off and away. Manny. Manny's in Simon. Back to Manny. Oh my God, where you going? Somebody clipped this. Where's he going? XQC, get out the box. I mean, I'm sure you've had some stops, but like... What's happening? Every goal I see going straight past your face, it looked like. To me, he was here last year, wasn't he? Dang, they're getting $50, 50 pound donos back to back. Love to see it. Simon and Manny linking up with a 1-2 there. Why does he have on scientific goggles? Look at the event sold out. Like, they're at a real stadium. It's sold out. Manny. Some true strength. Step aside, Adam 22. There's a new cook in town. His name's Manny. Lovely finish again. I'd like to see an angle and see if XQC can do it all. But we've got the boy in the box and you're Manny, and he's got so much space, but you expect him to finish it. Bro. I have to say, I think the scout... Bro, really the reset like this. XQC just put his hands out and the ball went right past his fans. For the sidemen, it's the same guy that does Brighton's transfers because they're found ginger out of nowhere, and he's patrolling things. Digi on the other hand has not made that work, but Randolph, Randolph plays it to Simon. It's like, yeah, what's good... Degi got terrible off-off-off field swag and on-field swag. Tuck. Why is Degi Jersey so big? And why's he got a headband on? Like, five-star skill moves. He's got family. He's hit one. Oh, he's trying to... They teach you early as a child how to play catch. You play catch with your dad. You play catch with other kids. Bro, catch the ball. Have to shoot on Simon. When you catch it with your chest, then you have to... Till the moment of the match so far, flicks it over, Gideon. The shot was enough to call XQC a problem. So let's face it, he isn't going to catch a great deal of shots today. And Manny was there. Oh, do you want... He did well to make that save. We've got to give him that. He almost caught it. But we knew this could be the difference, the goalkeepers. Ah, I get XQC out of here. The Sidemen have a world-class athlete. He's great with his hands, even better with his elbows. It's KSI, Chris and Dee. Great with his hands, even better with his... Oh, because he elbowed that dude in his last fight. Ah, that's funny. Danny Arendt, lives and breathes football. Mr. Beast. It's nice defense from old Beastie Boy. Oh, Mr. Beast. Salute. I just watched my first Mr. Beast video in its entirety, like, last week. I'd never watched a full Mr. Beast. The one where he did the Ferrari and the Shredder, I watched that for the first time. I was like, dang, this is over the top. Like, this crazy. This is all I know about YouTube football games. Where else are you going to see Danny Arendt head to head with Mr. Beast? Look at it. That's lovely bit of skill. Chris and Dee, don't let it go off. Keeps it on. Nice feet. Just pushes off, Mr. Beast. Is that a yellow card? Who takes it? The All-Stars have a need for speed. He's stepping up to the spot here. Speed. This is your time. Don't let me ruin it. This could be the biggest moment in this... Speed. W. Heracut, my boy. I see you been going through with your Heracuts. This is kind of fresh. I ain't even gonna lie to you. The back end, at least for us. Game is speed versus KSI. Stop it. Here we go. The crowd awaits. This is your moment, Speed. Take it. Grasp it. There's nothing more power. Oh my God. Look at the placement. That's W. W placement. W add placement. Skip, skip, skip. Hold on. I know they don't got speed on here like this in the highlights. Face down. Forget CR7. We see you in the change of room, you clown. They tore it to the offside. No. They didn't teach him how to take a penalty. Bro, that shot was us. He's just gotta hit it harder than that. He literally kicked it right to him, too. On the edge of the box. Still alive here, though. Desi could have blocked that. Fuck. Don't show ex-QC. This has nothing to do with him. They wouldn't be fighting from behind if they pause. They wouldn't be fighting to come back if... She's a young shot. It's all right. I take the shot. This shot was us. Yeah. Sold. You know what JJ should do? He has dreads. He should take some of the hair from his dreads and pull it down and get the line in it. You know what I'm saying? To the extra hair line that people be having. Should do that. Sold dead. And you're like, yeah, so you saved the penalty. That was a big pressure moment. Well done on that, though, but... Yeah, I made it. Not sponsored, though. The reverse, too, though. Good shot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How you got to do that? How you got to do that? You know what I'm saying, bro? Chris, up to Niko. Oh, lovely touch. Touch of a denser. So you want to come pick it up there? I feel like I could be... Like, I have the potential to be great at this sport. Like, back when I did, like, everybody played this sport in Chicago. Like, just off the strength because you got Mexican homies. You got Mexican homies. I had a homie named Victor. He played for... He was on the Red Bull team. He was sponsored by Red Bull. I used to play with him all the time. Just off the strength of my general athleticism, I feel like I could be a good goalkeeper. I'm also 6'3". I'm in the process of losing weight. I lost, like, 15, 16 pounds. So, you know what I'm saying? Just next year, watch. Hopefully, you know, it'll be a little invite. This is a bit of a problem area here. I still got some help, guys. Oh, lovely! No cap. That would have been elite. Did he nutmeg him low? They're going to replay it. Hit Genieon off the field. Two goals Genieon has basically accounted for. Genieon is on the Sidemen's team. He's friends with Nico. Get him off the field. Genieon had no chance. Genieon is literally moving in slow motion. It's over. All you see is athletes in black. I can't even blame HPC for that one. That was a good shot. He put it right where he couldn't get it, no matter what. This dude was playing last year. He was good last year. Like, he's literally good. Manny, he's fast. Oh, a hat trick. He scored three goals? Oh, they'd have to blare it if we showed it. I think since last year, though, speed has got a lot better. Like, he does this too much. He's everywhere a football is. You know what I'm saying? Moving on. Some good defending there from there, right? JJ! He'll continue between these two by the way in the box. It's another chance for speed. JJ's leading three in his head. Here we go. I'm not even going to lie. I ain't even mad at the ads, man. They got to do what they got to do. They're going to get 35 million views on this. So they might as well. That's a goal. That's a goal. The way chunks be so under... It's not even about his speed. He just got a good knowledge of the game, I feel. So he can move at whatever pace. Like, he played like Paul Pierce. Like, he can move as slow as he wants, but it's effective. It's like the Luca Dante's of football. That's a goal. That's not a goal. That's not a goal. That's not a goal. What? He's rolled it over. Is that a goal? He's had a stinker. He's held the ball and then rolled over the line. Yeah, that's a goal. If he rolls into speed, he's safe. Speed can't take it up and he's got two hands on it. He should have pushed it out, but he was going to push it right into speed. He was away from speed and into the back of the net. It's like watching Ben Foster and Rex. Oh, they sponsored by Kick? Salute Kick? I'm still waiting patiently. I fancy Nico Amalana for a goal. Kick primes on here. He leads the NDL and the attack. Here we go. Beautiful link up between Chris. Guess how he's free. It's it! It's a good save, JJ. That's a good save. No cap. He's redeemed him. That's maximum effort. Jump there. Danny Aaron's recently retired his dad. So now he has someone to hang out with. That's good for him. Oh, loud challenge there. We could have let that play on, ref. Full kick for the sidemen. Minim into taking down a Max Wash. Could be the first fucking off the game. One of his trousers. Hey, he pulled out of reverse. You got Paul. It's clever play. He knows the law. Look at the stats on footmop. Highest rated player right now. He just had that uno card in his pocket. He might have got that yellow card on purpose just to pull that out. It's going to be Manny, hasn't it? Manny's on a 9.7. Chunks on an 8.7. Open. He's on. Take it away, big. Vic Starr is down. Vic. XQC couldn't have did nothing about that either. That's a good goal. Didn't he score? Oh, who scored the first time? What was the one, the first goal then? Oh, he has got a cannon of a strike point. He doesn't often get to unleash in these matches. But look at this. And this is to quite insist. The Vic Starr assists. Vision. I mean he's a playmaker these days. Do XQC even be trying? Like now that I'm seeing a replay. He's attacking his game as he's got older. This is it. I'll tell you what. Bro said, huh? Like what are you doing? A fantastic goal. It's 7-4 now. Like you said, the Sidemen, they're known to get 7. It's a fake on the screen there. Canary is out. Nothing short of Kevin De Bruyne's. Take it away. Get up the field. You were on a GoPro. Speed. Flix it past. Mr. Beast. It's a good pass. That's a good assist speed. That's a good score too, Nico. Here we go. Goal scored for the All-Star 69. Nico. The Real Mayor of London gives the YouTube All-Stars a klimmer. Nico, you could just rely on him in those areas. You know, he's like, oh, nine. Absolutely. Nico, look, Linky is hit. Linky, he look lanky. He look tall. He look tall as he playing. We've got nine minutes injury time. We're almost four minutes into it. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. And that's the game. That's the game as he goes in. No, he's not being flagged. He's not being flagged. How is that? It doesn't cross the line. Just like all my jokes today, it's perfectly on the line. Yeah? JJ on the edge of the box. He's taking the box. What is JJ doing all the way outside the goal? He has no faith in him. No, Jokes, stop. Just be easy. Just be easy. Oh, the Poser now. There's no keeping. That's up side. Shirley. Shirley, that's up side. Ryan All-Stars playing, maybe. We got to go with a different goalkeeper next year. YouTube, YouTube All-Stars. That's what happened there. To reach. I have to. And you know what? This is the push that I need. I need... The game. I need to be here. I need to be here. It's got to be. Let's take a look at this again. So he's definitely in an offside position. JJ's presence there caused them problems. The lack of composure for the All-Stars was problematic. Yes, it is onside because it's completely played through to him. Oh, you've got to think that they just needed to get rid there. You need to let Chunks have the ball there. Chunks got... I'd say Chunks went the wrong way. Chunks was running as fast as he possibly could. Because speed was out to the right. Potential penalty there with the shirt pull as well. But Tariq takes his moment. Tariq's... You know what's crazy? Chunks got a skinny man bottom. Like, from the waist down, he thin. Says, hey, I can have my shirt afterwards. I've just scored. Comes to Manny instead. Absolute, though. Good man. He's got a hatchet. Can he...? Good morals from Chunks. Chunks got... Chunks got good morals. Improved that. Well, big touch. Big shot in the left. Bosch from Flush. Still alive though. Chunks is up. Oh! It's going to fall to Deji. Great blood from Jenkins. Deji. Deji got the most unathletic genes. Like, he just... Everything went to KSI. He shouldn't be outbilled. He should be... What he is? Except for the gaming. Deji can game, but... Tasting himself. Ain't that right? That's right. He's fine, man. It's an successful event, man. Can we beat him? He's about to lift the trophy. Oh, that's a trick. I'll be the second. He's made it. This is literally a spectacle. If I can't play, I want to go at least next year. It's the most huge year now. Let me know if there's a song. The rhythm. Salute, man. T.L.O. leave a like, comment, subscribe, turn on your post. I said everything I had to say, man. I'm done.