 You know why the peanut followed the police report? Why? It was assaulted. You know why the peanut followed the police report? Hey, welcome back to our Stupid Reaction to the Edits. I'm Corbin. I'm a jokester. Yeah, you are. And you can follow us on Instagram and Twitter for more juicy content. There goes some texture and followers just trying to catch me in the bottom of the notification squad. Bang! It's so juicy. Well, today we're doing some stand-up comedy. Who is it? Abhishek? Abmanu. I don't believe we've heard of him before. Nope, I could be wrong. I have been many times before. But I don't recognize that name. This one's called Delhi, Mumbai, and Rich People. Cool. We should eat them. The rich. Yes. Not the people from Mumbai. Yes, we've talked about taxing the rich. We've talked about the contributions they should be making. I agree with you. They should just be eaten. Their contribution should be their bodies. Their flesh. Hey, great premise for a movie. We could make that an assam. We could talk to the filmmaker over there from Amas and make something about eating the rich. Eating the rich. That'd be wonderful. I'm all behind it. Anyways, here we go. But yeah. Good, good. My name is Abhishek and I'm from Delhi. And you just couldn't like that. You couldn't go like that. But I can't think of it. No, but I've recently moved to Mumbai and I've realized that people in Mumbai are a bit nicer than people in Delhi, right? But I've accepted it now. And I'm from Delhi, so I'm not used to the niceness. Used to a pamphlet. They'll beat you up. How did you get the sword in the metro? I always get attacked by the impulse action. I mean, I'm the first one to get attacked. I'll be ready with a knife as well. But there's no need for everyone in Mumbai. So I was going to a local tail in Mumbai and I was just standing there. An uncle came and I said, I'm sorry, but I was like... How do you laugh in the system? I was like, I don't get the answer. I realized that if you don't apologize, then your ego will end. Like you go into self-analysis. By the way, I was the first one to make a mistake. I was so dirty. I was so guilty. I said, excuse me, I was wrong. I'm sorry, sir. I said, it's okay, sir. I said, thank you, sir. We both had a great moment there. So I kissed him. Since he came to Mumbai, he kissed four uncles. And now he's beaten up. I didn't believe him. What can I do? He was like a moustache. I said, sorry, but I didn't like it. I had to go to Nasiq once. And I didn't know how to go there. So I was taking a flight till Bombay. I said, let's go and ask him. And there was a girl sitting next to me. I said, let's go and ask her. An uncle was there and I said, how did you come to Bombay? Or that girl was sleeping and she fell down. I said, I don't want to talk to her. I said, no, no, no. So I said, excuse me, are you from Bombay? I said, no, I'm from South Bombay. Okay. How do you get to Nasiq? You get off at the airport and take a cab. Till Nasiq. Is this a solution? I said, do you know the way to New York? She's from South Bombay. So I can't blame her completely. Because she has no idea about problems like lack of money. Because she has said, they will have money. They have money. Maybe she doesn't know about cabs. Cabs are the country. But the rich people think that they don't know how to spend money. They think that they don't know how to spend money. They think that they don't know how to spend money. Zoya used to try to keep this point that they don't know how to spend money. If he makes you jealous, if he makes you jealous, we said, what should we do? Spend money. People said, Spend money, party, I don't play football at the hotel. We said, but he didn't have money. Yes, I will pay you later. It's true that trip was expensive. Money is the problem. You think that we don't know how to find Europe? No. I don't know what happened. I was very excited to find Europe. I started to see the poor people in Bombay. There are poor people in Kerala, but they don't see them. There are a lot of people here. There are all the people who sleep on the road. The one who has a house is also sleeping on the road. It was fun because of you. I started to enjoy. I felt very bad. Why don't they help people on the road? And then I realized that I never helped them. The only time I have helped poor people is when someone died in my house. Because then I became a mom. Today is Nani's birthday. Go and give food to the poor people. I said, that's fine. But they should also die without Nani's help. They don't have to die to be a good person. And please don't promote your behavior. If the poor people find out, they will get food if they die. If the poor people find out, they will be in danger. Look at Nani, she is sleeping on the road. She is sleeping on the road. Have we changed the language? Yes. That was funny. That was really funny. I wanted more. I was ready to keep going. We were used to about 16 minutes of stand up. And what's cool is we've been to both places. So when he's talking about Delhi and Mumbai, I've got visuals in my head. Obviously we don't know as well as people that are... No, of course not. I could not tell much of a difference in between... When they talk about cities, I'm like, they both seem like nice cities. To me. No. We only had two days in Delhi. There's a beautiful mall in Delhi. Yeah. Lovely mall. Great food. Rohan got arrested. No, not there. No, not in the mall. But in Delhi. Yeah, in Delhi. But it was in Delhi where the lady got mad at me for videoing on the street. Oh yes, she did. I remember and she just straight up said, why do you have to show that? Why can't you show them nice things? I'm like, well, actually I'm going to show her the heck I want. Who are you to... Yeah, those are weird. Weird encounter. But I do remember in Mumbai when we were talking to some stupid babies there and it was a female. And they said, I love Mumbai because I can wear whatever I want. Yeah, I'm not feel gawked at. And Jirani noticed that. She had definitive... I noticed it. Yeah. Comparatively. Yeah. Yeah. The Mumbai of the places we went, we mentioned this, was what felt like a blend of Miami and Los Angeles. Yeah. Not much different as far as just the cultural feel of the place. Yeah. Yeah. Very, very open, very... Everybody's pretty chill. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was funny. Funny guy. I'd like to hear more. I'd like to hear more. So let us know from him or other... Stand up. If they need to be subbed, please send them to us. Or send them to a stupid team. Yeah. They can put it on the list because they have obviously a long list of stuff that they... I don't know what they're subbing. I don't give them stuff most of the time. No, but then we're just... It goes without saying, but we'll say it. This, subbing, helping Corbin with selections of stuff, they just do this because they love the stupid family and they love OSR. We are so blessed to have the team of beautiful human beings we have that have helped who treated us like they did when we were there on our trip. We are... We do not take it for granted. You know, we sit here and go, we have the best suburbs in the business. They just offer it. We're really blessed to have all of you. Yeah. So thanks. What the f***?