 Hello Adam Olinger Fued Nation, I'm here to try out for one of the one of the roles in the 2016 Ghostbusters film looks at the wantons Okay, I'm just looking for a reasonable ratio of wantons to soup. This is madness. Oh That's that's a joke. That's like a joke in the film. I Don't know how to make that funny light them up bitches Okay, so I'm running away and the the ecto one comes out slimmers driving it and there's a female slimer in the passenger seat what? Boo yah emphasis on the boo. This is like the chest. Do you want me to go lower still? Picture me in a comical hat and wig The hat was too much right? What's the hat or the wig? I mean this is what it says This is this is the joke I don't know if I'm supposed to play this seriously now because this isn't funny I could write a joke at the caliber of that one off the top of my head. Here we go Keep in mind. It's at the caliber of this joke I'm at a restaurant the other Ghostbusters are around and we're eating a person a chair over farts We catch whift of it the three of them look directly at me with scowls on their face I look over like Check please So now I'm just shooting him in the knees I guess no no up like Well where the belly button ah hell no the devil is a liar the stuff went everywhere by the way in every crack Get out of my friend's head ghost Let's go. Oh, did you want to say you mean who's who's gonna say the line? Let's go What a comical screw-up we just made may the power of panty compel you Except for when we film I'll do it like way more obnoxious Super over the top. I guess he's going to Queens. He's gonna be the third scariest thing on that train Lines funny. Oh, holy shit. That's funny Just Queens is like a shit scary sketchy part of town. So it's like there's a ghost But they're scarier things in Queens than a ghost You're like in the belly button lower than the belly button, so I'm shooting him in the dick. Come on Get over the Queens line You just got holtsman baby So I just ran a light Safety lights are for dudes What? It's a fucking ghost, but that's not even scary in Queens Coming up with this gold. Oh Shit alright, so I'm playing Aaron Gilbert zero personality to this character from what I've gathered. I'm gonna try to okay Why am I operating the untested nuclear laser? Was that too much? Try again Why am I operating the untested nuclear laser? Better you have the longest arms. That's where I saw the weird sparky thing. What was it? Baby if I knew what it was I went to call it a weird sparky thing I'm just a no-nonsense black woman subway operator. I don't have time for your science white woman bitch Shit, I don't know no no education. I'm a stereotype cliche in a movie That's not supposed to be about stereotype cliches. It's about woman power. I have one wanton I have a tub of soup and one split wanton. I'm sorry. You're having a soup crisis There isn't even any meat in there. That's just a carrot Still supposed to be funny. All right, so I fall back into the crowd and land on the ground and like all right I don't know if it's a race thing or a lady thing, but I'm mad as hell Wait how Are these all the ghost blusters women in this what the fuck am I even trying out for so this isn't a sequel It's not like a prequel. It's just a straight remake But we're referencing things from the original movie Like slimer nobody knows who the fuck slimer is they're not supposed to know The stay puff marshmallow is in this why like I'm looking at the script Why the if the other movie doesn't exist Then why is the new reboot have the old shit in it as like a reference to nostalgia that wasn't supposed to exist I don't understand and why are the old women because the original was all men So we have to like flip the script for no fucking reason at all And if you're gonna tell me some shit that it needs women power and that there's no strong women roles You have another thing coming buddy. Have you heard of kill bill? Have you heard of basically any angelina joe lee movie like tomb raider or salt or wanted any of those ring a bell How about fucking aliens or alien or anything with Sikorni weaver the masterful Sikorni weaver. How about avatar pretty sure there's a couple strong women in that film You dumb ass a league of their own the resident evil franchise the fifth element These all have strong female leads. This isn't hard to come up with this isn't a new thing Charlie's angels one in two the scream franchise mostly female protagonists every disney animated princess film has a strong Female lead for the most part besides cinderella who's a little bitch, but she's still got hers. Okay. She's still got hers Annie Curly sue how about mad max fury road if you think that charlie sterone wasn't the lead in that then you have Another thing coming buster sister act pitch perfect the terminator Why do you have to pander to an audience of morons to try to sell tickets to a movie that doesn't need to be made? Like we have no remakes already everything's again a reboot or a remake. We're sick of it I don't want this role And it looks like you don't want me to have it anyways Hello adam olinger View nation I'll be trying out for the part of kevin mcallister in home alone kevin's gonna be a boy, right?