 Hello everyone and welcome back to my second channel. This is my second channel, it is not my main channel. If you thought it was, then go and get your brain checked by the brain doctor, cause you're just plain dumb. So a couple of days ago I decided to try streaming and playing Minecraft for the first time live on Twitch and it was really fun. I had never really played Minecraft much before, just like a few times so I didn't really know how to play but the chat helped me through and it was fun and I had a good time. Unfortunately I did not remember to record that cause I wanted to record it and put it on my second channel but I was not able to do that. But today I'm going to be playing again on Twitch and this time I am remembering to record it. So this is going to be that. So I apologize that I'm dropping you into the middle of a game that I've already started but to be fair I haven't really done that much anyway. Like I think the only thing I did was like build part of a house and then leave that area and go somewhere else. So I barely have any resources and I have a house that I built somewhere else. So it's basically like starting from scratch. Today I've got a nice special treat. I've got a Limoncello Lecroy and I'm going to bust this baby open and enjoy it while I play some Minecraft. So I hope you guys like this. I don't really know if people that follow me are like huge Minecraft fans. To be honest, I'm not really a huge Minecraft fan. I just thought it would be kind of fun to experiment and try something new. I think it's mostly fun because I don't know how to do it. So I hope you enjoy this video and you know if you got some Lecroy crack it open and sip along. If you guys remember from last time I have found this village. I ran around in the dark a lot and I got killed a lot and I got some resources. All of which I have right now. So this is everything that I have. I also started to build a house elsewhere but then found out that I was on an island. Then I found the mainland, which is where I am now. I also fell down there and died because I wasn't looking for a second. The only other time I played Minecraft was like twice in college with my brother and for some reason I made a Robin from Batman and Robin skin. I'm not even like a big Robin Batman fan. I really don't know why I did that. Basically I think what I need to do right now people were saying is that I needed to build a bed and stuff. Don't tell me to punch iron dad. I already know I'm not supposed to do that. Oh, another thing that I have done since the last time I streamed is I watched like a bunch of dreams YouTube videos. I've never watched like any Minecraft content before because it was not that interesting to me. His videos are so interesting. I'm getting chased right now by a skeleton. I was like hooked on it. They're so well done. Do you guys think that I should venture out in the night to go kill sheep to make a bed? Wait, do I have wool? I think I might have gotten some last time. Oh yeah, I have wool. Okay, so maybe I can make a bed. Oh, I can just use a villager bed. But just generally like I don't really know if like where I should build a house. Wait guys, there's someone in this bed. Can I get in it also? No, I guess I can. Is he gonna be mad at me? What happened here? Why is there green sparkles everywhere? I think we might have just made love because he was in bed and then I got in bed and then there were green sparkles everywhere. And I don't know what Minecraft love looks like but that seems like it to me. Oh, take the bed. Whoa guys, that seems kind of fucked up. I just made love to this guy. Now you want me to take his bed? Get that head, get that bed, then leave. So now I'm gonna go make my own house, I guess. Whoa, these are my... Dude, is he spitting on me? Shit, who knew that llamas could be so goddamn aggressive? But this seems like a good spot for a fort. Now I need to build firstly a crafting table. I remember that. Then I need to build a planks. No, I need to build planks to make the crafting table. But then I need to make probably an axe so I can cut down some more trees. And I will take all of this and make a crafting table. Oh, furnace too, okay. Yeah, I remember people were saying that I need... No, oh no, fuck, I don't want all this. Oh no. Now I've got three crafting tables. That's gonna come in handy for when I'm crafting three things at once. Is there any way I can turn these back into wood? Cause I don't want just three crafting tables. Oh, I have an axe? Oh, there it is. Oh, it's stone. That's why I didn't see it. Damn, I've got a stone axe kind of popping off right now. I'm just gonna get a bunch of wood so I can make my little house. People seem like wood is a pretty solid material for a house. People also seem to think I'm popping off. So that is good news. That area looks cool. What's going on over there? You know what I'm also realizing is that like there can be things just floating if you just get rid of the things below them. So maybe I can make like a floating house. I'll need enough resources to do... Okay, where did these sticks come from? Oh, do they come from the tree? Let's start laying the foundation for this house. Ooh, this is like, what kind of, what is this? Akakia, Akassia. Akakia, ah, cock planks. All right, I'll just make a house out of cock. I'm gonna build my house up in the air. It's gonna be floating. Maybe just a few feet off the ground, but that's still pretty sick. You guys got to admit. Yep, I'm popping off. A wise man built his house upon the air. I believe that's what is in the Bible. Let's put some cock stairs down right here. Okay, wrong place. I'm gonna make the front of the house go like this. That way I have like a little landing in front where I stand before I walk in through the door. Press F4, then shift. I feel like that's a prank. That's gotta be a prank that makes my game quit. The weird thing that I've always felt like growing up is like, I've never been very into video games. I think it's cause I'm really bad at them. Or maybe it's the other way around. Maybe I'm really bad at video games cause I never really got into them. Compared to all my friends in high school and stuff, I just like was so bad at video games that I never really got that into them. That's why when I was like, oh, it would be fun to stream. I was like, I was like hesitant at first cause I was like, but I don't, I'm not good at any games. Like if I tried to stream like Fortnite or something, it would just be so sad. Like I've played Fortnite before. I've killed like two people ever in that game. And I've played many games. I'm just really bad at it. So it would be, I mean, maybe that would be fun to watch cause I was so bad, but it would just be not so fun for me. But Minecraft is kind of chill. All right, look at this house, dude. I have to build a furnace now. People are saying, I need to figure out what I need to, what I need in order to build that. It does not look like it's in my list of things here. Can someone tell me what things I need to build a furnace? I need stone. Okay, let me just put a quick two torches in here. Like this bad boy up. And then I'll go find some stone. It looks like there's a lot over there. Oh, make a stone pickaxe. Yeah, I should probably do that. Lucky for me, I've got a crafting table that I can just set right here and I'll stand on top of it and I'll make a stone pickaxe, baby. Thank you for the advice. I bet I'll just bust through it now. Oh, yeah, look at that. Ooh, I'm slicing through it like butter now. Holy moly, now we got 4,000 people in here. Dang, I must be really good at Fortnite. But I need coal, don't I, to burn here? Yeah, I guess I need to go find some coal. And then I also need to make a door real quick. Someone in this chat just said, since when do you stream? Good question, since Monday. That was my first stream. So this is my second stream and one of my first times playing Minecraft. That is why I am kind of wandering around. Was that the sound of the llamas, mate? Oh, llama, okay, yeah, people are saying llama. Okay, that was weird. Ooh, yeah, he did it again. Wow, why does he make such a weirdly human noise? Oh, oh, dude, what's up? See, the thing is, I say this to Laura a lot. I'm like, I really wish that I was better at video games. I feel like that would be like a really fun hobby to have because that's like what a lot of people my age do with their free time is play video games. But I'm just like so bad at them that I sometimes genuinely can't like enjoy the story of a video game because I just keep dying or like I just can't get past certain things because I'm like not good enough at them. Which I guess, you know, some people would say maybe you should just like play them more and you'll get better. But some things, if the barrier to entry is too high, it's like, am I really gonna put in this much effort? You know what? I'm having a good time playing Minecraft so far and I have died a couple of times. Oh, people are saying to eat. Okay, well, don't I need to cook my food? Is that right? I'm cooking up some chicken. Now I eat the chicken. Ooh, look at that. All right, I bet everybody in the chat is very happy right now. Daddy's eating good tonight. I'm making a chest. I'm gonna put it in this secret spot. This is my little secret spot. You see, you can't, you can't really, oh, I was gonna say you can't really see it when you're over here, but you can. Oh, spiders can climb walls. Okay, that's good to know. Maybe I should build a roof. Do I have enough cocky planks? Well, that's as much of a roof as I can build for now. I should use my axe before people start making fun of me. No egg, bad. Oh fuck, what the hell? Oh shit, hold on. Gotta go home for a second. Gotta go home and reevaluate. I'm getting shot at. See, look what happens now when you told me to turn auto-jump off, though, because now I'm just running into stuff. Man, I'll just look through my window here. I thought these motherfuckers were supposed to, oh, there they go. Okay, he's dead. Join Dream's Minecraft server. Oh, okay, yeah. That seems pretty easy. I'll just do that. What do I do? Just like type in Dream into Minecraft? Does that do it? Okay, I think I'm in. I'm on Dream's server now. I'm gonna get some more wood. Congrats on joining. Thank you guys. I know, that's a pretty big deal. You're gonna get so much cloud now. Yeah, yep, I probably am. And to be honest, will I forget about all of you when I'm insanely famous off that Minecraft cloud? Yeah, I probably will. Do you guys think I have any good goals for today? Is there anything I should be doing right now? Cave, go mining probably. Okay, I'm gonna go in the mine. Then it's good that I made some torches. What's going on over there? That's not lava, is it? Is it like dried lava? Can I step on it? Ah, oh fuck. Okay, wait, what is going on over here? So this looks like a portal, right? Someone said do fart. Yeah, I do, but usually not like when I'm streaming or filming or anything. I try to do that like, just like I'm kind of like on my own time. It's kind of like something that's just for me. Open the chest. Okay. Obsidian. Golden helmet and golden pickaxe. Someone said fart reveal? Yeah, if I get some goal on Twitch, I'll do a fart reveal. I made an advancement. Ice bucket challenge, what does that mean? Actual nose reveal, what the fuck is that supposed to mean? Get the gold, okay, I'll get the gold. Bing, bing, bing, bong, bong, bong. Bing, bing, bong. I didn't get the gold. Oh, don't break that unless you have an iron pickaxe. Guys, who said that? Who told me to break the gold? Fuck you. Dude, that was not cool. I need an iron pickaxe to get the gold. So I guess I should go do that, right? I complete the portal. What do I need to do to complete it? What do I need to, do I put obsidian? Does it just go like around like this? I don't have enough. All right, well, I guess I need to go, I need to go get iron. I'm gonna go into that cave over there and see if we can't get some iron, will you say, folks? Oh, I should eat. Lunch time, pork chop time. So my health only starts regenerating if I, oh fuck. Dude, okay, so he, oh. So he can just be in any dark place, like a cave, I'm gonna go down here. Okay, what is this place? There's a spider. Is he gonna kill me? Uh-oh. Fuck, oh no. Guys, this is too intense. That's too intense. Oh fuck, oh Jesus. Oh no. Oh guys, I'm gonna die. I'm for sure gonna die. Oh god, he's still coming. Oh shit, Jesus dude, go away, leave me alone. God damn, this guy's got dedication, man, shit. He followed me for quite a ways, right? Have you ever seen a spider in real life follow someone for that long? It's like dude, get a life, right? Oh, I'm about to die. Oh, I don't even know where he is. I got, have a heart. Okay, I'm gonna go home. You convince me, where's my house? Okay, I'm eating, it's delicious. Good call on the going home thing guys, because it is almost nighttime. We all know that I will die if I'm outside during nighttime. All right, I'm gonna go home and I'm gonna go to sleep. Then we're gonna go mine. And we're gonna find iron so we can actually get the gold this time. I like that I'm going to sleep with the shovel. Good night. And I wake up with the shovel. This is my most prized possession. I must sleep with my shovel. This is the tech shovel. It's got self-defense mode. All right, another day. Chopping down the cock tree. Should I put on this helmet? It looks like kind of epic. Wait, why does it say curse of vanishing? Is this a curse? It vanishes when you die. Oh, okay. So it just surprised me. Whoa, okay. That guy definitely blows up, doesn't he? Yeah, we're gonna stay away from that bloke. So how am I ever gonna go in there if there's just like a guy who's gonna blow up standing at the entrance? All right, I'm just gonna, you know what, I'm just gonna hop in here real quick and swim around and see what I find. Whoa, this is like a really expansive spot right here. Look at this. Should I get this coal? Not with an axe. With a pickaxe, there we go. Yeah, I don't have iron right now. That's kind of what I'm looking for. I'm gonna go see what's in that cave. Ah, is that iron? Ah-ha-ha, I think I found some. Oh, eat. Yes, thank you guys for my... You know what, maybe this is kind of like the ideal Minecraft experience for a beginner because you guys remind me to eat constantly. Like, I would definitely be forgetting to eat all the time if it wasn't for you guys. Everyone should play Minecraft for the first time with 4,000 people watching them. That way they do well. Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. I'm just trying to open my sword. Oh, there he goes. Well, can't get me now, can you? Asshole? Well, I only got two iron there. Do you think, could there be more like in there if I dig a little more? Ooh, and even more. Hot damn, I am king of the iron over here. Look at me go. Should I keep going down in there because I am hearing like a creepy moan of what I assume is probably a zombie? How am I even gonna get down there if I wanted to? That's a long way down, isn't it? Yeah, I wouldn't even be able to get back up probably. We're going back up. Kind of feeling like I might be on the exact opposite side that my house is on. It's definitely not over there. Okay, so I might have made a mistake, but my worry is that I think my home is back that way through all those dark caves. And I see a village maybe over there. So maybe I should just go over there and go to sleep. Also kind of worried that there's no way to get down. Can I jump in this water? What do you guys think? Can I make it? Oh, okay. I did it. I was really worried that wasn't gonna work. Dude, was that epic or what? That was the total dream move right there. Dream would have done some shit like that. I guarantee it. I'm basically at his level at this point. All right, let's head into the village and go to sleep. Get the fuck out of here, man. I'm trying to sleep. Jumping the lava, it works better. Dude, fuck off. I'm a pro gamer. I know that's not how it works. Sorry to one night stand you like this, but I gotta go, dude. Uh... Whoa, what? Dude, what the fuck? Did you, wait, you guys saw that? Wait, oh, okay, I'm right here, luckily. All right, I was like, I was really worried I was gonna respawn back at my house. Did you guys see the creeper? Cause I did not even see him. Okay, that was kind of an epic fail. And I don't say that a lot. I really like to refrain from using the word epic. In terms of fails, that was pretty epic. Oh no, but my helmet's gone. Aw. It really did have a vanishing curse on it, didn't it? Damn, you never really know what you got till it's gone. I do feel partially responsible for this villager's home being blown up, but what are you gonna do, you know? I feel like I have to spend this entire day going back to my house. Cause I wanna get back there. I wanna put stuff in my cabinet. I wanna sleep in my own bed for once, and not some stinky villager bed. Wait, one second, real quick. I just gotta do one thing real fast. Oh fuck! Guys, how did, well, how do they keep creeping up on me like that? I guess why the, you know, I guess that's why they're called creepers, huh? I got so lucky that I turned around right then, because I had no idea that he was right there. Okay, I might be farther from my house than I thought. I also might be going in the total wrong direction right now. Oh, there's my house. I can see it now. Here we go. I'm home, baby. My house never looked so good. Whoa, I have a cock door? I'm gonna replace my door real quick. This'll match the aesthetic of the house a bit more. Boink. Yeah, there we go. Look at that. Oh yeah, okay, I guess I should finish up my roof here. Oh, look at this. Look at this lovely little log cabin. I'm feeling pretty good about it. Look at that. It's kinda like a little, why does it look so ugly? Look at this. I've got iron now. I've got some iron ingots, and I can use those to create some new stuff. Aha! So, I'm gonna make an iron pickaxe that use three of my iron, so I can't really make much else. Oh, shield. People are saying shield. I forgot, okay. Aha! And what does this do exactly? Oh, press F. Ah, okay. Now I can defend, so this is me defending myself. Boop, boop. This is a pretty gamer move right here, right? Making myself a little bridge to get over to the other iron. I'm having kind of a gamer moment. I think I'm about to game. Maybe I could go down there. So if I can just land in the water, I should be good, right? I think I can just step right off and land in the water. Did I land in the water? Yeah, I definitely just landed on the only non-water thing. I landed on this stone jutting out. How the fuck did that happen? I think we all know what time it is. It's time for daddy to have a snack. So I'm gonna have some steak. And then I'll just get some more iron here. I'm finding like a lot of stuff down here. This is awesome. And I nicked my ankle. God, I kinda wanna see what's in here. It's kinda interesting. Oh, okay, I'm getting out of here. Oh no, oh god. Fuck, no! Oh shit, oh fuck. Oh god, let me up! God, dude, why wouldn't it let me up? I feel like I'm never really in that much danger, but just my lack of knowledge makes it way more intense. I gotta remember where that portal was because I wanna go get that gold. I'll make sure that I have the iron pickaxe loaded up and ready to go. All right, I have one piece of gold. I kinda feel like I'm flexing right now just walking around with this. Oh fuck, oh fuck. Easy come, easy go. I just remember that I had a furnace with me because someone told me to carry around a furnace at all times, but you know what, I'm just gonna go home anyway because it's about to be nighttime or as I like to call it, fright time. What am I doing here? Oh, I want to melt these. Yeah, look at here. I've got some iron. Oh, we ran out of coal. Let's keep that fire going, baby. Now folks want me to make iron armor. Oh, so you're telling me I have to cover up my beautiful robin skin? Come on, they don't make any clear armor, transparent armor, or better yet, robin-themed armor. Guys, I think it's safe to say the drip just got drippier. Look at this. Put your gold block in the crafting table. Okay, so people are saying that I can do something with it in the nether. Guys, I'm gonna be honest. You guys keep talking about the nether. I do keep sort of just glossing over it. Borderline ignoring it because that sounds scary as hell. I don't know what's in the nether. I saw a dream go there and there were like pig people walking around. I want to make ladder. I need sticks to make ladders, don't I? Rats, I can't even make one. I need to put these in a place that's completely vertical as well. This is where I'm always finding myself climbing up. Okay, now I'm going to make a straight up thing that I can build my ladder up. And then I guess I got, oh, but now I gotta make like a bridge over there. I'm kind of stuck on a tall thing. Wait, hold on, okay, one second. I need to reevaluate the strategy here. Okay, I'm holding shift, guys, don't worry. And I'm building along this way. So now we got a nice little bridge and now I can go down there and put my ladders up. And hopefully I have enough ladders. Okay, that's pretty good. Guys, I think I just solved my biggest issue. I made it nice and thick that way in case I lose my balance a little bit. Woo, guys, this is awesome. This is going to save me so much time. From the sound of it, I need to prepare to go into the nether, but I'm still not sure what I need in order to do that or how to even get to the nether. Okay, so I need to finish that portal to get to the nether. I'm just gonna go grab a quick snack. Bread, all right, there we go. What a lovely meal. Oh, fuck, where's the bed? Guys, I never remember what is in any of the houses. There's a bed. Night night, oh, fuck. Guys, I can't go to sleep because there's a creeper right outside. Let me sleep. Dude, you are not... This motherfucker just came in and tried to go to sleep in my bed. Well, I'm trying to sleep here and there's monsters around. What, you can sleep when there's monsters around? I don't fucking think so, dude. Get out. Maybe you're the monster it's talking about. Everything about that? Jesus. Okay, there we go, finally. Wait, oh, oops. Wait, did I do it? No, it's still nighttime. All right, guys, I'm gonna call it there. Thank you guys for tuning in. That was a very fun stream. I learned a lot. I feel like we got, honestly, pretty far. Thank you guys for all the help and I will be doing this again soon, hopefully. All right, bye.