 There are stories that have been passed down from generation to generation Instilling a sense of fear and dread in the hearts of children Tales of monsters and creatures, real or imagined, who appear out of nowhere But these stories are more than mere legends They are warnings of the unspeakable horrors that lurk within society I've heard that night and not me Arching through the rest of your life For the rest of my life, I'll be Arching Waiting for that next victim It's episode two of the brand new season If you miss the season opener, I'll get you caught up We prestige 93 overall Jaylen Carter hoping that he wins Defense of Rookie of the Year We spun the team wheel to determine our team It's Dallas Cowboys season This is actually a custom MMG Cowboys jersey from when I played on the Jumbotron That's a throwback Fun fact, I'll actually be playing on the Las Vegas Resort World's TV screen Right before the Super Bowl, that's gonna be even crazier I can't wait for that, but let's stay on top So Cowboys offense and Cowboys defense Cowboys defense has nothing that I normally run Cowboys offense isn't too foreign, so it should be a fun season We decided to try something new this season and add a team captain from the team that we got So since I'm Dallas Cowboys, I got one Cowboys player of my choice I elected to take CD Lamb He's a 94 overall, but he's boosted to a 96 since he got the Matthew Berry chemistry Which gives him a boost of 7 awareness, 2 catch, 2 carry, and 2 throw accuracy Ironically though, this is a little bit broken It says that that's what it gives him But if you look at the card, he ends up getting a monster boost to everything This is just a bug This is EA we're talking about, so the good news is when they fuck up in our favor They do usually forget to correct it They don't really fix any of their mistakes Pretty cool actually for me right now, cause look at this It's gonna plus 2 on damn near everything Not a bad boost for CD Lamb On top of that, you might be wondering how did I end up with Zayn Flowers But last game I played an excellent team And I came this close to winning with the 83 overall But I wasn't able to pull away, but we played a great game We completed the challenge wheel Which let me salvage one player And the player I salvaged was 96 overall Limited Zayn Flowers and absurdly good wide receiver So I have insane wide receivers But I have no quarterback or halfback, no offensive line, no fullback No linebackers, no free safety, no corners Missing half the ends It's a tough sledding Let's call it how it is Alright boys, we've got an 0-1 record Let's get back on pace The second games of season 5 Start with a ghost of mutt present Ooh, I'm tempted to get my pack and play quarterback If you guys watch pack and play So I could get any single player who's a ghost of mutt present For example, there's 93 overall Herbert who's a ghost of mutt present And there's a 93 overall Andrew Luck who's a ghost of mutt past I feel like Herbert's probably the move He's a great quarterback, he gets great abilities, he gets hot row master There's Rashi Rice, there's Stefan Diggs The other thing though is I do need a halfback How sick would it be to get Dre Archer, a Madden mobile legend A 95 speed, 95 acceleration halfback I'm gonna take Dre Archer For 223,000 coins we get the greatest player To ever grace the field of Madden mobile Insanely fast Even as 88 break tackle, which I'm kind of shocked about Let's see his discounted ability It's jukebox running back apprentice I could go backfield master for three Probably don't need that quite yet We're just gonna give him freight train I'm really glad we went this route too Our second wheel spin, if I could just get the quarterback now We won't have to worry about it Our second wheel spin will land on a legends Ooh So there is a 94 Drew Brees, definitely an option 94 Terrell Suggs would be nice but obviously not as important as Drew, Jared Allen not as important There's an all-stop definitely not as important There's limited Randy My wide receivers are great, don't need him Limited CJ Touquet Sorry CJ Touquet, I already got Dre Archer Gary Anderson, sorry bud I think we're going Drew Brees Gosh, that hairline Like you just gotta go bald at that point, right? Dude, they gave him 84 speed, what? Oh, he's got a fast He's got excellent accuracy He's a 94 overall And I'm hoping he gets a discounted maybe gunslinger Maybe even discounted hot route master I don't know what he has on here 94 overall Drew Brees, legends, jackpot, lands us Maybe our franchise quarterback I don't know He does get hot route master So we could run it if we want to Slinger, hot route master And then I can take Receiving back off of Dre Archer We can just give him running gun Favorite ability So that's 5 AP You know what's funny about this Drew Brees? That's the exact abilities that Justin Herbert gets And they cost the exact same amount So this is basically just one overall higher Justin Herbert That's a weird way to think about it But for anyone who's mad I didn't take Justin Herbert It ended up being the right choice For sure Alright boys, third and final We'll spin We gotta get a defensive player on this Corner or a free safety I'm leaning towards free safety Ooh, this We have adding so many monster players Alright y'all, it's only teams who made the playoffs I think we might go Miami Dude, I gotta admit guys I'm a Kansas City Chiefs hater I picked Miami over the Chiefs It's so stupid The Dolphins I will say there's some good news on the Dolphins They got some amazing cards So Tua is a no Tyreek is a no But Jalen Ramsey 94 Jalen Ramsey in the skies It's kind of exactly what I'm looking for I'm gonna take a peek at 92-93 In case there's a safety There is a 92 Rashad Jones I feel like you kind of gotta go 94 Ramsey here Definitely need corners on this team We're going limited Zero chill 94 overall Jalen Ramsey It just had to be done So this 94 Jalen Ramsey He's got really good stats Then he's 6-1-2-0-8 Which I love Presumably gets a nice discounted ability Let's take a peek Ah, rather than the route chaos Why the fuck would you have two options Between the same ability But one's, okay, whatever Pick artist for 1 AP We'll definitely take that I'm gonna give him universal coverage We finally got a solid corner on this team Badly needed it I've got all silvers at corners right now Alright boys There is, I mean it's an 80 overall team There's a lot of pressure on my O-line Who is pretty pitiful I wonder if I can finesse protected in here I kind of need it It's 2 AP for protected So I have to remove 1 AP From somebody out here I think I just turned Zayflower's mid and elite off Protected is so important when my O-line is this bad Yeah, I'm gonna take mid and elite off of Zayflower's Actually, no Let's take it off of Gronk Let's take it off of Gronk And we'll activate his vanguard Alright boys It's on to the challenge wheel Soul clutch in game 1 Hopefully we don't have to rely on it in game 2 But you never know 30 plus interception return yards This is a wheel of mud first First time we ever got this challenge Shouldn't be too difficult The only problem is it just requires at least one interception So not only do we got to pick it off But we got to move that puppy Top 3 Is got a new member Zayflower's Nick Bosa And Drew Brees He's got Mahomes, Trample, Nate Hobbs They're matching me up with an overall That I can compete with Holy shit That's the exact same fucking thing that happened last time I would bet a dollar to a donut That we're going up against a god squad here now Who's got a dollar? Who's got a donut? You can take the horse to the mountain But you can't suck it, Scott BQN 6 Come on baby That's crazy Although I'm exaggerating That's not really a god squad It might be a Bill's theme team though James Cook Stefan Diggs We're in Bill's stadium This could be a Bill's theme team Because everybody knows Bill's theme teams have two atonga by loa And Arizona Cardinals uniform Alright boys Bounce back game Fuck me Fuck I always forget when you guys silver's in It's so hard That was not a great start to the bounce back game I gotta figure out what defense I like the best Out of this Obviously dog water It's got Ray Lewis in the middle It's got a lot of corners There's a handoff James Cook up the middle Bodied by our prestige I like it He likes the run game Oh no Oh no We barely caught him Because those are silvers down there James Cook is doing his last name Other than obviously Ray Okay he's gonna go low And he's gonna juke Oh my god That juke is so good That I aggressively played inside And I still didn't tackle him But it worked Because Avalanche Ray Lewis is right there For the big hit Best prestige we ever did Just kidding It's definitely Gronk Okay so we've got Dre Archer And we've got Gronk Vanguard Gronk will get a great block Those are silvers Matt They can't block They can take anybody in man coverage I'm kinda hoping this is man Oh he sees it No he doesn't Let's go You probably thought that was a corner route Good Really good start here I'm gonna block Coons again I'm gonna give Dre Just something right over the middle It's so nice having HowRoundMaster Patiently Patiently throw to Dre Archer He had him Dre Archer had him Alright let's put Zae Flowers On the RPO here Alright Whip it out to Zae Flowers Excellent blocks Zae Flowers Big juke This is massive huge starting drive Need it Okay what do we got He plays that way too deep Gronk Big stiff arm Let's go Alright I'm gonna give Gronk Gronk the trail So that CD lamb can get all the way across We just need a little bit of time This is why we put protecting on CD Keep going CD keep going That's what I need Big juke Big stiff arm I almost First in goal Let's punch Dre Archer in Over this is RPO I have both options Jamar We prestige you Jamar Damn I become everything I seek to destroy The RPOs are so fucking lethal this year That's just a really bad ball honestly Because that should have been such an easy one Ooh He's gonna leave Dre Archer You can't stop him he's too fast Let's go He had an opportunity Couldn't connect And wow I want this win bad I'm going RPO alert bubble To get this two point conversion Oh He's on it That's also why they're fucked up Is that like You can fully play it And it's so hard to intercept Because of the camera angle See what Tua's gonna come out And do I expect to run They've been running the ball so effectively Ooh that's almost half size Stay on it Ray Stay on it Ray what are you doing Wait Better block It's like 12 interception yards Maybe More importantly we're marching right now Oh Zay Zay's in press coverage I gotta free form that Free form it Go Zay I'm on A wide receiver in the game Gets press covered It's a free form dot Every single time I'm so glad I learned how to free form pass By the way Two point conversion Hitch routes make me come Just kidding They don't make me come No Don't you dare I don't have my interception return yards yet But I do have a 14 only And I 40 bomb alert 40 bomb alert After that interception I'm not shocked He's gonna go back Oh no play action He just got my ass Hey Guess who Nick Bosa I have no idea But this is second and 17 You're not handing it off right Oh slip screen No it's not What is this Damn he pump faked I've never seen someone actually pump faked He pump faked the whip route Respect Run it run it run it Play action once again And he's the docile Son huge hit Out of Derwent First in 10 Is this a run Pull it up Oh it's not shit Get off it lay Yes let's go Bosa gets home once again That Nick Bosa is saving me right now I'm gonna go on silver Joseph Just so he can't get torched deep Dude look at the pass rush Out of my silver Alright we gotta keep guessing pass And getting home I'm on James Cook Everybody's just gonna get cooked down there I can't run man That was my fault I didn't cover one right there Thinking that we just keep having that pass rush But I have to be in zone Until I upgrade all my corners I'm gonna hand this off to Dree Archer Yeah he's seen the throw every time That was a nice run out of Dree Archer right there That's a nice concept Dree Archer gets the half background CD is butt naked No Oh CD lamb is so open Dree Dree Archer he sees it Oh beautiful move That's so stupid Matt Let's go Z Yikes Can't hit Z over the middle Pocket's collapsing Let's go Z right over the middle Look at the rackyards I'm a yak merchant right now He's home Gronk's home Deep one Ag He's there Oh no Cross body Bad throw Drew Got 84 speed Drew Let's go All right Drew Brees that was clutch Dammit I was trying to throw that to Gronk over the top But I can't let go of the ball when I'm that Off my back foot I don't expect to QB draw So I'm gonna guess pass Pump fake Throws outside And if you're not a silver You walk that home That's Valentine I think No it's I don't know who that is Did Tavon Austin just Suiting up Could be a run No Could go low to half back I'm here with Lewis Hey Look at the tackle Look at the tackle out of 68 overall Joseph Okay play action that's great I've got this dig Oh why did I over think that Look I had the dig I'm supposed to sit on the dig I thought that he was gonna predict I go to the dig and he comes back to the hitch Dude in my defense I was covering Two routes there 14 to 14 Jesus just like that I'm about to run this Oh beautiful blocks Get inside of the user And a stiff arm From three archer on a d-tackle We're gonna block Coons we're gonna block Parrish Gronk's got a route And Dree's gonna have an opposite route He's got some options here Gronk Oh what the fuck is that ball Horrible ball He's so open Oh my god And Drew Brees just I guess I can't expect Drew Brees to make a tackle That is such a fucking bad ball What happened down there He had them cooked I gotta see that one back bro Gronk was so far in front of him He's got a moment That's insane I don't know if I've ever let 21 up Uncontested Five minute quarters baby Five minute quarters means anything Is possible And I'm not ready to give up Absolutely not I fucking love that ball Look at that free form Same Genius I didn't even mean to do that But it's genius Cause I need to shoot this clock But the dumbest way to get some points ever Look at this Look at my silver O-line Getting fucking bullied man Handing this off his A right up the middle Beauty Honestly Literally doesn't get better than that Cause this is gonna milk the entire clock He's not gonna call a time out What are you doing I'm bringing this whole thing down I think this stretch is gonna go Gotta leave myself some time Just in case it doesn't work Drew What was he fucking tackled by The ghost of fucking Christmas past Was he tackled by Aaron Hernandez Who the Dude he did not get touched Yeah you ever seen bigger balls Than the balls I fucking got right now You ever seen bigger balls than this You ever I mean Bigger balls than this No time left 21 to 21 God that thing zooms bro I think you made it though The fact that I'm a prestigious kicker And he can't even hit these Because I don't have fucking Zen kicker Or whatever Focus kicker It goes so fast Look at that press coverage There ain't no way you're doing this again bro You're fucking insane Thank you These are absolute Dot freeforms from Drew Brees If it's not a freeform That dude can't throw the damn ball though He's whiffed everything else Not sure what he's looking for here But he's gonna leave CD Lamb Butt naked Excellent throw First and 10 Let's just stay hot Man coverage probably Got him Way to step up in the pocket Throw that Drew Oh no Jamar chase whip routes Money Can't quite get in But it's first single from the four We're looking really really good right now Got him What a catch That's in the end zone Monster catch from CD Lamb Team captain Coach wants me to go for two Definitely agree here I'm gonna come in out in the same thing That's not open But I gotta go for it Honestly pretty lucky on that He shaded that He just didn't switch on to make the play I'm pretty lucky right there Goes To Darnel Washington Second and seventh Oh bait the middle Oh let's go bossa He had nothing there Third and 18 I think I got a blitz here I just gotta put pressure on him So that he can't get anything off I'm gonna guest pass I'm gonna blitz with Ray Lewis This is risky Cause it's man coverage I said this before Coming through the middle No I didn't get off it But Derwin Good breakup Good breakup Dude the outdated Derwin plays so well I can't even like I got nothing to say about it He really does play well If I'm gonna blitz I gotta send more than that He's in the same defense I can't blitz here Time cover for us Exactly what we want here I see Darnel Oh bagged Bagged Ray Return Yards That's literally my challenge Real right there I got negative return yards That's my That's my challenge Honestly I think I probably spammed SWAT So many times With the input delay on this game That it assumed my SWAT Was a dive Alright We take the easy one We take the smart throw Every time we win the game 17 for 25 306 3 touchdowns 2 interceptions I'm giving it to the Silver Rodriguez Don't fumble Big Juke Oh my god That's disgusting That's money Jury is so fast This is so money Is it house worthy? Is it house worthy? Jury Archer I picked him up 95 speed 95 excel Damn he clogged the middle Thinking we were going Full bag dive or something Alright we finally can breathe 14 to 0 To 14 to 21 To a fake field goal caught Let's go We move To a 1 and 1 record What a game That was so awesome Alright that was a huge step forward In building the snowball That is building this team So we've got Drew Brees Jury Archer And 94 limited Jalen Ramsey Locked into the lineup Massive We needed that badly So now on our next episode We can actually focus On bolstering this defense We got Alex Austin Carrington Valentine Brandon Joseph They gotta go Same with them already Bernie Truman Jones They gotta go Offensively Anyone on the O-line Would be great A backup for tight end I think defense Attention The good news is We might be able to add Somebody right now We got the rage quit wheel Absolutely Let's see how We get to add to this team Ooh It's gonna be a huge addition Team Wheel 90 to 94 That's beautiful Alright boys Any single player in the game 90 to 94 But They must be Ooh They must be In Atlanta Falcon Alright let's go 94, 95 falcons So yeah the only 94 Is half back and quarterback Vic Ooh This is exactly What I need bro Dude I had Jesse Bates In season 2 And he was so good I love Jesse Bates There's also Interestingly There's corner There's corner Devin Hester Who's probably Really good And could be my return man But I do Jesse Bates Has had such an amazing season And he is such a dog 6-1 93 speed Great zone coverage Great hip-hop I gotta go with Jesse Bates God that was Dude the last two games Have been incredible This is cooking up To be an awesome Wheel of Mutt season We're gonna give him Universal coverage Or deep in zone kill Gotta take deep in zone kill here Nasty ability Could even double up But don't need to 93 overall Jesse Bates Let's get it Alright Jesse Bates Takes us to an 81 overall That very narrow dub Takes us to one and one And I will see you guys In the next episode That was amazing I appreciate you boys Have an amazing day I love ya I suck dick like balls Girth veins