 Hey everyone here. We are in the studio, and we're about to start our first show Let's give a round of applause and welcome the Davis divas I'm one hoe I'm Jenna. I'm Claire. I'm justina And we're the Davis divas, and this is our radio theater called the divas award Hello, welcome to the biggest in retaining event of the year diva awards. My name is when home I'm here in the red carpet. I'm about to be with some of the industry's biggest celebrities I'm sure it'll be a fantastic night the stars are beginning to arrive and we just can't wait to see the fashion for the evening Well, it looks like our first diva is emerging from her limo. It is Miley Cyrus. Let's get a quick chat with her before she heads into the ring What category has been nominated for? I've been nominated for the Disney gone wild diva award Well, congratulations, and who or I guess what are you exactly are you wearing tonight? Well, I'm wearing star-shaped band-aids for my top and nude tights for my bottom I think I'm making a statement that will appeal to many girls Miley, would you mind maybe I don't know stop sticking out your tongue out, but my tongue is my signature I have to have my tongue out in photos. That's how people remember me My tongue is practically the most famous tongue in the world. I just have yo Miley. Yo Miley I'm gonna let you finish, but Lindsay Lohan definitely was the biggest Disney girl wild diva of all time Well, thanks for opinion Kanye. Here's Kanye West everyone with the surprise entrance Hey, Kanye, isn't that your trophy wife Kim Kardashian over there with Ray J? Hold up. What the? Well, anyway, once again, here's Miley Cyrus everyone. Thanks for taking the time and good luck tonight Next up it looks like we have Johnny Depp. How are you feeling tonight? This is the weirdest microphone I've ever seen I'm not really good at this type of thing You seem a bit unsteady. What have you been drinking champagne? Well, I mean, it's been one of those nights. Well, there he goes. He seemed a little bit off-edged, but to put it mildly. Oh The Queen the Queen has arrived. Hello Jennifer Lawrence. Oh my god. Are you okay? You're up your dress again Yeah, I'm good. I just lost another piece of my dignity, but what else is new anyway, even with your ripped dress You look beautiful. Oh, thank you. I'm assuming Dior. How did you guess? Hot took a while. I'm wearing Dior hot couture and kneeling diamonds. Thank God for stylists Yes, you're beautiful as ever So how does it feel knowing you started off the short hair club for Hollywood the what I mean? It seems like after you got the cut everyone started chopping off their hair Hmm, should I grow it all back to see what happens? Yeah, I think you should and you know like just to see what happens It's quite weird being a trendsetter. I'm like the type of person who never leaves the house because I don't want to put pants on We'll talk anyway. You're amazing the movie. Congratulations on yet another nomination You missed some of those award shows tonight, but you were still working on Hunger Games, right? Yeah, yeah, I just left a Friday night. So it's kind of nice I wanted my lesson if there's ever an award season get the heck out of LA. So that's my trick So last year famously a most adorable moment. Did you consider walking up the stage this year when choosing your dress? You know this year I actually did a stair test out in the back staircase and I got a little dusty, but it worked good But then again, I just tripped over a cone. So I guess that I'm not safe You know that you're a role model to many young women. So what do you say to them to young girls teenagers? They love you very much. Thank you. That's amazing. Um, I don't really know I guess my advice would be to stop taking so many selfies But seriously that's gonna a lot of selfies lately and I think they're getting a little out of control But that's probably my main advice because I've just seen so many selfies recently. Okay, let's talk about American Hustle Second time in row David O'Rostle has four actor nominations Tell us about this collaborative thing that he does with you guys. He's wait. Who's here? I don't know. Oh my god. It's Leonardo DiCaprio. I gotta join in. Oh my god. Oh my god I was a teenager two ones. Wait. Oh my god, Leonardo Sorry, what were we talking about? We're talking about David O'Rostle the way he worked with you guys I mean, he's no mystery. What like he has eleven acting nominations in two years. He's the ticket He can get you out of your comfort zone and make you do things you didn't even know were possible Well, thank you so much in dirt and I ain't good to see you and try not to fall this time Hey will culture congratulations on getting nominated for your role in the maze runner Thank you and good to see you. Yeah, this is very exciting. So how would you prepare for something like this? I? Really don't know. I feel like I should have eaten less. There's a lot of stomach activity going on I'm a bit nervous about Leonardo DiCaprio being here. It could all go very wrong But I'm very excited obviously and I feel very lucky to be here Now if you could give a personal award out the will polar award for someone you think that has walked 2014 Who would it be the will polaroid? Oh my god? I don't even know what that would be for awkwardness nerves Will Paul's reward I would give it to George Mackay. He's nominated in the category this year And he's a great friend of mine. You know, it's like of course It's a little bit weird both of us being in the same category, but it's absolutely lovely at the same time We just had a drink together before this which was so fun and caught up He's just such a great dude, and he's such a great Phenomenal actor, so I give it to George and lastly who do you consider to have a fanboy moment over? You know when you see him and you have to be like, oh, I'm cool. I'm cool. It's Leo. It's Leo all day Decapa without doubt. It's the Leonardo de cap without doubt. Have you met him yet? I Haven't met him, but I would absolutely love to if I did I'd have to freak out So I hope I get to I'm really hoping for a freak out tonight Yeah, I'll do it right here. I'm wishing you luck. Thank you so much. It's so nice to see you. Thank you So here's our happy guy for Williams hey, hey, hey What's up? You ate so much since I seen you last time what happened. Oh, you're funny. Everyone knows I don't age Yeah, you're kind of the modern-day vampire But apparently according to anonymous Twitter user you look like a sewer rat. They's a hater. They must be jealous of my hat Yeah, I'm sure that's it. Anyway for how are you feeling tonight? You know, I'm actually pretty tired I was up all night last night up all night to get lucky. Oh look who's got jokes I try my best anyway back on point. It's been a crazier for you You hit number one on the global chart the happy the song happy is pretty much everyone's favorite to go song right now How does it feel? It's just it's just I'm so happy Really? That's the only word you can come up with Happy man. Okay. Well, thanks for enjoy your night. That was for Williams everyone the happiest man alive Oh, it looks like we have Amy Adams next. Hi Amy. Hey, long time. Don't see well look at you. You look fantastic Oh, thank you. Have you prepared for a speech tonight? Oh my gosh not exactly No, here I have one. I think it'll be perfect. Huh? Oh gosh. Let's see. What's my speech is gonna be tonight I think you're gonna love it. All right. Um, I like to think when ho I wouldn't be here if it won't for her She's my daily Inspiration the star of my life the peanut butter to my jelly See isn't it perfect? I mean, I'm sure Leonardo DiCaprio was back for it I think we made eye contact a few minutes ago, or maybe it was my imagination if only he knew it could be rose to his jack Hmm keep thinking that by the way, are you thirsty? Do you want some of my speech juice? Oh God? I'm a little bit scared, but yeah, sure great. Can you hold the microphone for me? Sure? Okay Okay, here you go. Good luck tonight. Cheers You better not do too much speech juice with too many people Of course mom just kidding. Enjoy your night. Thank you. It looks like everyone has gotten inside Well, that concludes the red carpet festivals for the annual Divas Awards. Thank you for tuning in. I hope you enjoy the show How long did you spend coming up with the names for the actors you were gonna do for your show? I come up with about three days. We all work together with our Davis divas Oh, yes, and also What did you think about the whole of how did the red carpet idea come into effect? Idea was from Justina. She wanted to do a red carpet and we were all very excited to do a red carpet. Oh and How was it doing the scripts writing for this show? Each of us we did two celebrities and then later we collaborate together to finalize the script and then we'd rehearse the script together Oh, yes, and where did you find it? Were you worried at all about like trying to get the accents for the characters, right? Like for Johnny Depp and Jennifer Lawrence and all I wasn't worried because the roles were for our classmates So they got to do the role Yes, I can imagine And Now for Savio the emcee a cappella Men hurt each other in the passionate throws then walk away saying yeah That's how the game goes from the corner of the app to the corner office of old just chomping at the bit to take advantage Of us showing the honorable battle to y'all run out of time be up to charge the hill cuz life is a grind Got a shot to endure by holding someone close. Don't abuse. I'm a lose. I'm do your passion and throws in throws No, slow and you can't take me down God in my heart the unique SF sound blunkers with my homies Yeah, we all over town flow through the city sip some handy rock the gold crown treated like royalty Kings of the Bay CS Robot want to press replay. No, this is the most cracking hood in California a Don't care what you have to say ground breaks at the fault But we never fall forget it all we just need one call pick out your favorite poison at the MD mall alcohol a tetrahedral Canab, but no and that was a cappella by Danilo Let's give them a hand So this is read all the room on the right on the mic Doing a cappella as well So just one of my old pieces Is the measure of our worth determined by place of birth their place of circumstance Good luck or purely chance if I could enhance this artificial romance through for success of life Benevolent except the way it goes without questioning it I'd reap just what I so deserve all that I get cuz I've been the Cinderella I've been the beauty queen I've been the fool chasing a dream like you in the movie screensa cuz I've been simple and clean and been seen as a Little obscene and whatever whatever I choose to take to the extreme cuz my knowledge is my own like porn for the soul explicit illicit feels for the stroke of a metronome like a violent event see my spine my guts my brain my mind My soul my feelings maniacal and insane rated M And Next up we have the radio ramblers with their with their fully sound show and a few minutes We will have a few more And next we have a mirror for interview So tell me about the music that you've been producing After that Yeah, I'm in like a band the bass name is sick of a lane, but my producer name is monarchy Okay, you good. Yes monarchy. That is a very very effective word especially. Yeah, good thing. It's in Davis That's for sure the station. Oh, yeah And and now we have the radio ramblers all set with their show, so let's give them a hand I'm Leslie. I'm Tanya. I'm Matt. I'm Eugene And this is the most interesting Thanksgiving dinner of 2014 Upon first glance the underwoods seem like a normal family. There's Matt 17 the baby of the family back from his first year at Yale Yellows overrated screw the man Leslie and Eugene the twins 24 pursuing a career in law and medicine respectively Passed Turkey Eugene. Let's see. How would your voice get somehow annoying and the oldest Tanya still living at home at 29 years old Nice to have all you back losers Oh, and we can't forget mom and dad and their loving relationship always rife with witty dialogue. Oh, honey Aren't you glad the kids are home? Hmm, and there's me your trusty narrator here to tell you the tale of the underwoods Thanksgiving dinner. Oh the underwoods your classic suburban American family Middle-class decent table manners and each one of them hiding a nasty nasty secret Kids it's so nice to have you all back for Thanksgiving It's been so quiet and lonely without all of you around of course. I love your older sister and your father dearly Yeah, thanks mom. Thanks, but it's always just so nice to say I didn't screw up entirely with you kids I mean, I'm just so thankful to have the whole family together again. Now. Everyone else. Tell me what you're thankful for Well, I'm really thankful to have started dating again. I'm at the sky on line. Oh, tell me more Well, I don't want to say too much right now We haven't even met but he's like really nice and smart kind of like Eugene except minus the nice part But maybe it's a twin thing honey. Don't be mean to your older brother. Now. How about you Eugene? Anyone special in your life? Well, since I hardly have time to go out these days, I've actually been trying to be more social on my computer You're such a loser Eugene. I'm thankful that all of you are so lame because that means that I'm the cool child I'm just thankful. I don't live with you people anymore by your tongue This is some good turkey. Thanks Everyone has loaded their plates and are currently just talking amongst themselves Mom is talking dad's ear off about one thing or another and Eugene is trying to ignore Leslie's incessant whining Matt and Tanya have always had a system for times like this in order to discuss the most important topics They tune everyone out Matt. Hey. Hey Matt. What? I'm on meth right now. Don't tell mom. Jesus Tanya. What the heck? What the heck indeed? Little does the family know Tanya hasn't just been trolling internet forums and playing League of Legends for the past 11 years since she barely graduated from high school She's been running a tiny meth lab in the upstairs bathroom right behind the tampons mom's postmenopausal She doesn't go there anymore. I Gotta go to the bathroom I'll be right back. Don't touch my stash Stash I think I'm growing a little bit of a mustache. Oh honey, you know, I've got some wax in the upstairs bathroom I can go get it for you if you want. No, no, no, no, no mom. No, that's okay I'll let just shave it, you know, huh Tanya dear Have I taught you nothing about hair removal if you shave it's just gonna come in thicker and darker next thing You know, I'm gonna be mistaking you for your father and try to give you a sponge bath before bed Oh This interaction would have gone completely smoothly if Leslie had boundaries But because she doesn't and she's a little nuts She bursts into the bathroom and sees a sliver of something bright and shiny as Matt zips up his jacket What is that? Nothing gosh leave me alone Damn Are you dressed as a comic book character? Why? I am what's going on? I kind of dropped out of Yale Okay, I don't understand what this has to do with that I've been working at a comic book strip club Yes, it's true Matt in fact has been working there since the second week of his first semester at Yale After a month the pay and the attention became much more appealing than midterms and Matt dropped out to work full time He's been booked every day ever since and in fact just came from his latest show And he has not had time to change out of his costume all through dinner Matt has been worried what his family will think if they found out but Leslie dear Leslie has other things on her mind Oh my god, Matt if you're gonna be a stripper couldn't you at least have worn something cute? This is just nerdy. Oh God as they return to the table There's a gleam in mom's eye that she only gets when she's much too curious about something and because Eugene has been Deflecting her questions all night as Leslie sits down mom's attention is entirely focused on her So honey tell me more about this boy you've met online Okay, so like we haven't met yet, but we've been chatting online for a while And even though he can be kind of boring sometimes He always says that he can tell by my punctuation that I must be super hot Which is like so sweet and intuitive of him. He's like the same age as me He's gonna be a doctor so like Eugene except nicer. Well, I was trying to stay at the beginning of the dinner I'm online dating someone too, and I'm always really nice to her and Eugene. Let your sister talk I almost forgot to mention. He said he totally wants to meet me. We're actually meeting tomorrow night. Turns out we're from the same area Hold on We're meeting at the Olive Garden 7 p.m. Sharp and he'll be wearing a red scarf a secret Unbeknownst to the two of them until now Leslie and Eugene Have actually been dating each other Wait your sexy Laurier chick with three X's in the sexy. Oh My god, you two are online dating each other Shut up you What are you laughing about dad what's going on? Yeah, are you two hiding something huh? No, dad's too boring to be hiding anything Tonya and mom's just being really annoying I resent that I've only ever wanted what was best for you children and annoying us out of the house was Motivation enough for most of us mom. Well, at least I'm not in love with my own twin You guys it's not fair. I think I find someone and all it's all just a lie You're adopted all of you none of you are even slightly related to each other They're adopted Mm-hmm. Wait, hold on does this mean we're not actually Twins Eugene and Leslie look at each other clearly for the first time in years and realize Maybe the reason they never had the best relationship was because they've always secretly been in love with each other all along You know incest is frowned upon and all but I don't think the same rule applies for adopted siblings Matt goes on to become the most well known and respected comic book Burlesque stripper in the world and actually gets paid more per show than the rest of his family makes in a year and He found a nice girl who appreciates his dancing Leslie and Eugene are together for years before they go through a bitter divorce Turns out the meanness from the childhood wasn't just due to the fact that they were attracted to one another Leslie also turns out to be the best divorce lawyer in the state So Eugene gets the short end of the stick But it turns out that losing everything led him to end up with Tonya who had gotten clean after a nasty incident Evolving a meth spill in the tampon cabinet and mom needing some absorbent material for a nosebleed mom and dad divorced soon after because Unbeknownst to everyone including me again He was actually a really awesome guy that had a great personality, but only when he was with his other family Well as for me I quit this horrible job effective immediately The underwoods have broken my spirit and I can't even begin to understand how they hid these things for me I hope they find someone sane enough to handle narrating their next reunion because I'll be in Maui with coconut My ties and a culturally appropriate of grass skirt narrating the lives of beautiful surf bums and staying as far away from the underwoods as possible Wait, what they're going to Maui for Leslie's wedding. Oh for the love of Thank you. Let's give another hand to the group and now as we proceed back into the radio station We will commence a countdown starting to 10 nine eight seven six five four three two one We are coming to you live from the studio with the freelancers and their radio play shall be the vampire hunter Would you care to introduce yourselves? I'm Jared and I am doing a report at the beginning as Elliot Stone, and I'm also the vampire This is Dennis, and I'm the dad. This is William, and I'm spike Good evening, this is Elliot Stone with an emergency report The recent string of disappearances has had its first breakthrough with the discovery of the first physical evidence of the case a Blood smear was found in the park outside of Willamette Mall and Forensics has confirmed that the blood belongs to missing teenager Cardin Stirling who disappeared two nights ago Stirling was the latest in the string of a half dozen disappearances But the only one where any evidence has been found so far there has been little connecting the Disappearances except that they were all from high traffic public areas and until now no evidence was found the victims seem to disappear into thin air Men and women young and old nothing seems to connect the victims. They seem entirely random Stirling had been at the premiere of a movie at the Willamette Theater with a group of friends Separated from the group to use the bathroom and never returned like the other victims. No one saw anything suspicious He was just gone Hopefully this evidence can lead to the capture of the perpetrator and end this crime spree Since the disappearances all occurred in crowded areas There is little advice to be given beyond only living home and absolutely necessary until this heinous criminal is caught This is Elliot Stone reporting. We'll keep you updated on events as they unfold and until then stay safe out there Hmm Hey dad, what time is it? It's already one in the afternoon Shelby. What I told you to wake me up at 11. I have to go and meet up with Spike You better get going soon then it's getting dark with all the clouds. What it's getting dark already. Where the hell is the sun? Okay, whatever bye Where were you you're late? Oh my bad. I overslept because it was so dark. Well, whatever want to go see a movie What movie? That new vampire movie that came out last week sounds pretty good something dry. How about it always with the vampires with you? Yeah, sure sounds good That was awesome Yeah, at this point vampires are kind of overdone Twilight kind of killed it now vampires are still awesome Oh, hey check that guy out. Which one the one with the cape and the popcorn. What about him? He's cute. I'm gonna go talk to him really later really spike All right fine, whatever Hey there. Did you just see something dry? Yeah, it was all right. A lot of the lore was Questionable though. Tell me do you believe in vampires? Yeah, I hope to get to meet an actual vampire someday That would be pretty exciting wouldn't it? I'm pretty into vampires myself. Do you want to come over and see my vampire stuff? I've got quite a collection. Oh Wow, that sounds great, of course Hey spike Answer the phone Okay, finally. Where the hell are you right now? Oh, I'm at that guy's house right now His house is huge like Dracula's castle. He's handsome and rich and he lives by himself. Most importantly. He's single Wow, good for you spike. Are we still gonna get food or what? Now I'm going to stay at his house and watch another vampire movie with him. He's gonna make me dinner. Bye Fine. Enjoy your dinner I'm getting pretty hungry. I think it's time for dinner Sure sounds what no Oh my god spike answer your phone Beep beep beep this number is not available at this time. Please leave a message after the beep It's like the 10th time of me calling please answer your phone Finally, where are you are you guys still at the house? Spike Say something you're freaking me out. If you ever want to see your friend again come to my home Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Wait, where does he live? I swear if you heard him, I'll Where are you? Oh? Right you take the taxi to Sunnydale in Belmont walk northeast through the woods Take a boat across the river turn around five times and slide down the hill into the cave Which is next to a bus stop which takes you to my house that is outside the movie theater What can you say that again? Fine? I will say it again You take the taxi to Sunnydale and Belmont walk northeast through the woods Take a boat across the river turn around five times and slide down the hill into the cave Which is next to a bus stop which takes you to my house that is outside the movie theater okay, so Outside the movie theater Hey Shelby, Merry Christmas. It's for me. I really don't have time right now dad. Come on. Just open your gift Wow, it's necklace the cross made of silver. It's so pretty. I'll put it on right now. Thank you dad Anyway, where's mom? I haven't seen her for like a week She left We're at the mall shopping for gifts and she disappeared with some guy wearing a cape a cape Oh, no, I need to go now. Bye. Where are you going? Are you going to look for your mother? Don't Hey, open up you freak. It's open Holy this house is huge Where are you spiked and my mom? There are coffins in front of you. Where do you think they are? What have you done with them? Are they dead? Who are you? Why is there a bite on their neck a bite on their neck? Are you a vampire? Shelby Shelby Shelby. I thought you didn't believe in vampires all this dealing with your idiocy has made me rather Hungry away. Don't come near me What a necklace some trinket should not have that much power even if it's his across Thank you, dad best gift ever you vampire. I'll come back again and kill you Hey, dad. It was vampire the vampire killed mom and spike. I need to Kill him. I want revenge from for them Shelby your mom and I were vampire hunters when we are younger So vampires have a kind of hypnotists they used to alert people to their doubts and it's been so long since then That she was vulnerable to it. I gave you the necklace because it has the power to protect you But you don't have the power to kill the vampire. I think I have one hundred left in me though Dad, how come you never told me this especially when she I wanted to protect you You didn't need to be involved, but now that you are I know you won't stop until this is over Well, how are we gonna stop him? I still have our old weapons in the attic Really though? How did you hide this for me for so long? You never won in the attic because of the spiders We're just convenient for hiding it. There we go crossbow and holy water should do the trick Is this it a castle really? Yes, please be careful dad. Oh, you don't have to worry about your old man Welcome back. Oh and who is this some old hag vampire hunter? Did you really think that would work dad get him You brought your dad to fight me really? Your time has passed you washed up hunter. Oh god. He's too strong. We need to leave now But this is our chance You should have fled when you could girl all you've done is bring me more food Delivery is so convenient. No stay back. I have a cross The cross may stop me sure, but the chain on the other hand and now you're defenseless I Love vampire movies making mortal sink. They can stop us always a feast when they come out. I wonder what's playing next week All right. Thank you for that free lancers So Shelby the vampire hunter with my two other co-hosts have either of you ever watched Buffy the vampire slayer the movie or the TV show Yes fun fact every season of Buffy the vampire slayer is on Netflix and I'm a huge buffy nerd I've watched it like two times and so I'm I'm listening to their radio play And I'm like oh Shelby like that is a lot more of a normal name than Buffy But they also name one of their characters spike, which is a character in Buffy the vampire slayer Oh, oh it was a deliberate reference according to the freelancers. Did you ever watch angel? Oh Man, you know, I decided not to watch angel on purpose. She's getting there I was like I really support Buffy and her feminist message But like not necessarily angel or specifically the actor David Boreans. You know, did you ever watch it? I did but I didn't really like it and like I don't know. I love David Boreanas, but I don't know that that show didn't do it for me Yeah, sometimes the spin-off just you know, not as good as the original So Eugene in terms of I guess are there any other I guess this is a vampire player There any other vampire movies or TV shows you're fine? I'm actually thinking a vampire class It's a film vampire film class and we watched different kinds of vampire from like 1921 or something wow 1921 all the way till present day God we watched it in my design classes. It's black and white. It's very dramatic. I think it's one with fellow Lugos Wow, you know your draculas, huh? And so what is what is the analysis of these different draculas that you do in your class? Okay, can you apply it to the script anyway to their I mean we're getting close to finals week Eugene might pull this stuff out on the final There's a lot of gender Problems that are raised in the vampire gender race Everything yeah, it's it's it's it's it's Can you give us some examples? I Mean, I'm genuinely curious like I know that Modern day there's been a lot of comparison because you know, there's a big thing for zombie movies as well and there's a big comparison between The idea of like the brain eating zombie and like the quote-unquote like brain dead consumer Who's like always in front of the TV, but in terms of vampire like I would love to hear some that actually Yeah, there until like 1980 something we only had male vampires really movies. Yeah It's this movie called hunger. I don't know who the Because I didn't really watch it yet though. I was supposed to watch it Love gender issues. Yeah Do you see any of the typical themes in your class that happened in this place? Themes in the issue well, I mean the vampire was a guy And we're on to the next Alright, so we are ready for our next radio play by the group Panda Power and they're going to introduce themselves and the name of their play Hi, my name is Jessica and I will be playing Jamie Hi, my name is Ling. I will be playing Margaret and the girl. Hi, I'm Pufu Gong and I'm the narrator in the story Hi, I'm summer and I'll be the announcer and This is their radio play The song shrinks behind the horizon as a remnants of melted pastel supercoaster sky Jamie accompanies Margaret to her inaugural art exhibit the gallery is well-lit and warm a stark contrast to the darkness Descending outside stores Welcome to the Davis art salon second annual community carrots exhibition As you know Davis students post a wide variety of skills ranging from sculpture to portraits to photography and everything in between Tonight's gallery displays this year's most prominent artwork So please take the time to fully appreciate and perhaps even appraise the hard work of these oh so talented students And now without further ado, I present to you the Nelson gallery art exhibit Margaret where are your portraits? I have to see them over there across the room. Oh Yes, this is one of my favorites the way the shadows fall upon her hollow cheeks render her complexion rather otherworldly and Those eyes they've been staring me in a glaring contest. I cannot hope to win The sizes took me ages to perfect. It's so hard to get them both just right Somehow there's always one eye that looks slightly off Nonsense and look at this one the hint of a smile tugging at the corner of his mouth as if the two of us are Sharing in some intimate joke. I'm pronounced to the rest of the world credit Jamie If I didn't know you better, I would think you were mocking me. I would never come on Let's check out other people's artwork Ladies and gentlemen on behalf of the Davis art salon, I would like to thank you so much for coming out tonight To support your peers. We could not have done this without you I hope you all had a lovely time and had the opportunity to mingle with these artists Have a lovely evening and thank you once again for coming Jamie and Margaret take the leave of the gallery and a beginner I'll just bike right back to the dormitories The two make their way blindling down the path the shadows marking their movements They'll win the whistle among the treetops and even the moon denies them her silvery glow Their bike lights cast twin beacons over the road. I'm okay. The algorithm stole duck at night Here's hoping that you see tuition hacks will fund some misty street lights, but it's more fun this way Just imagine what creatures lurk in the shadows a feral cow perhaps in a bowl of ridden squirrel Don't even joke about that if you listen closely you can almost hear the savage mooing Did you hear that? That was just a win. No need to be so melodramatic. I'm not I'm not I swear I heard something Well, it's off to quarto for me. Have fun biking back to Tercero Don't worry the chances of you getting attacked by a mad cow are fairly low on the contrary The chance of you getting jumped on some dim bike path is probably a lot higher. Well, you say that please don't leave me back alone You know, this is the opening things of half a dozen horror movies. You don't even watch horror movies Say did you know terceros haunted please don't do this So back then the dorms all had leather names This one dorm tercero a had a drawing of a girl's face on the underside of one of its awnings No one knows for sure how it got there, but there are rumors Legend has it that the drawing serves as an eerie tribute to two girls who have lived there Student housing has tried multiple times the paint over the drawing, but mysteriously resurfaces retraced by a ghostly hand time after time Shall I stop? Yes, but then you'll never know the story behind it and your mind will be tortured with these endless horrifying possibilities And you will always wonder As I thought No, the dark and stormy night many many years ago two sisters lived on the top floor of tercero a together They studied went to some parties and hung out with friends. They'd be normal first year lifestyles One night one of the girls was asleep in the room while the other was out late at her boyfriend's place Oh my god, she's going to get murdered in her sleep. Isn't she as a clock struck three the sleeping sister arose from her slumber Driven by some demonic will she sheds her blankets and climbs out of bed her hand groping blinding for something anything the right way Her fingers close around a marker and she staggers towards a window so and undoes the latch Balance precariously on the ledge She begins drawing fiercely on the underside of the awning her hand moving through the darkness of its own accord lightning cracks Illuminating the sketch for but the briefest of moments the girl shocked to see her own face glaring back at her from the canvas To numb to comprehend the situation the girl stumbles back to bed and falls once more into a deep sleep The next morning the girl is roused by her ringtone Mom what time it is why you can't so early? Mom, what's wrong? When she heard that the other sister what other sister what she What she holds herself from their window and felt her death. Oh my god, that's terrible. I'm gonna sleep tonight Don't worry. Tercero a is long gone now as are the ghosts of the two sisters probably they replace the building with sequoia I live in sequoia. Oh, yeah, sorry. I forgot Jamie I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. Why would you tell me something like this? Oh Maggie? I love you too have fun sleeping over the ruins of a haunted dorm Sleeping there will be no sleeping tonight. You saw to that Well, I'm sorry, but I'm exhausted and I'm going back to court. Oh, good night, Maggie She had predicted Margaret clumping to her bunk and tossed and turn recklessly for what seemed like an eternity Eventually, she managed to drift off into a fit for slumber When Margaret woke up it was still dark outside She noticed the clock at her bedside with 3 a.m. At her fingers scheme across her desk and closer around the marker Impressive I we've been we've been we've had a couple of plays so far, but I would say so far This is the one that has had the most impressive sound and so for any listeners I don't know if you're familiar with the way that sound is produced on the radio or for radio plays But it's known as Foley sound and so the idea is you know with with lightning cracking and with the wind blowing It's not actually lightning cracking or the wind blowing It's all of them making sound with miscellaneous objects. Did you two have a favorite sound or sound effect? I definitely had one that they made I like the bell a lot. Yeah, the bell was impressive That's what they use for the lightning cracking. You have one Eugene The wind was like a whistle and like an opening and closing of the umbrella and then and then all those eerie little Piano noises from it's tiny little keyboard. I don't even know what you would call it. It was the greatest thing Super impressive and I lived in Korto. So like one of the characters. I'm safe Did either of you live in Tercero your freshman year? I did live in Tercero. Oh Leslie can you confirm or deny any of the rumors? I've actually never heard that but they Just opened the new ones. So Sequoia is one of the new ones and so I didn't get the chance to even step inside If I were a freshman living in Sequoia right now, I would feel a little bit wacky going to sleep I'd say it was a very Convincing story that they whipped up and I for one am very glad that I don't live in the dorms anymore I think markers should be banned They should literally be illegal on all of UC Davis campus Eugene. Do you agree? Yes, they they should not exist on this planet I Heard of rumors of other places on campus being haunted and obviously they're all rumors But does anyone else know of any specific places that have been quote-unquote rumored to be haunted? I Do not actually That's not on campus. We had another member mentioned the house of Usher Have you ever been in the Davis Cemetery though speaking of haunted I heard the unit trans drivers see like Ghosts every stop in front of the cemetery That is impressive I've only been there during very very peaceful moments, but we're gonna segue to our next group This is that other team and this is their radio play, which they are going to introduce along with themselves All right, this is that of the team to you in the house. This is Danilo Pascareta This is a me a bit. This is Dylan Woods. This is Ruben Rojas. This is Tony and Our story today is called the Great Train Robbery where it takes place around 1911 and it stars a group of outlaws out to make it rich in the real world by robbing a train That for me right off to pilgrim No, I'm falling off this horse easy there. Oh My gosh search the area All of this trouble over a little bank robbery just my luck. I better get out of here quietly I think I'm gonna lose them Well, hello there friend. Hey, I didn't do nothing. That's not what the sheriff and his boys seem to be wondering Well, you know, I was just minding my own business. Oh, so How do you explain that bag of money you got on you? I'll take that I Found it on the ground either you aligned me or you must think I'm pretty stupid Well, I saw it first. Well, too bad. It's my now Why are you here anyways? I was just taking a stroll across town today And I just happened to stumble across this little ruckus that you and your partner over this start at the bank You almost got away with what could have been a successful robbery But you've only proven to be less of an outlaw and more of a clown to me your partner's going to jail and you got nothing So are you gonna kill me? Didn't think about it, but I have a better idea How about we partner up and rob a train this time you want to rob a train You want to rob a train you and me? Wow? Either that or I tie you up and leave you for sheriff So what's it going to be? Well, I don't want to sleep in a prison cell tonight. So good now Let's quit this place and have them a hot-out. We'll gather some supplies for the robbery Next our outlaws go back to the second outlaws hideout where they began gathering supplies to start their great escapade You just got to sit there Here's some things we will need to rob the train some rope for when and if we need to tie up someone a crowbar For opening the safe that they have stored in the back car But here the PC resistance Colt revolvers each with six shots per round perfect tool for robbery. I Want to use the rifle No, when we approach the train by horse We'll be jumping on to the train and we'll only have time to head for the safe without any large-scale complex Being inside the train is what our revolvers for did you learn nothing from screwing up that bank robbery? Okay, be a prick about it then. What are these weird-looking things for? Fandanas for disguises if we are seen we'll need to be sure that absolutely no one can recognize us Are you born under rock or something? No, I was born next to a cow house cow house Yeah, you know where they go hang out and get milk the cows Maybe I didn't think this whole partner thing through enough. God help me What made you want to rob a freaking train in the first place? Well, why do you rob people? Well, I guess money for sure. Well, there you go Next our outlaws take their horses out to the desert where they approach the train by horse There it is we seriously have to jump on it's making a non-stop trip And if the train arrives at its destination all that golden safe that's good. It's gone Okay, let's jump on the back car. That's where the safe is You guard the door and let me know if anyone comes this way. I'll get the crowbar ready Won't they hear us trying to open it? Oh, they will which is why we have to act fast Okay, no one's coming good. Just need a few more seconds Someone's coming this way. I'm almost done. Whatever you're doing. You better do it faster. Uh, just give me a little bit longer and You did it just like breaking into my parents liquor cabinet Quit stalling and grab the gold Man these bars are heavy They found us. I'll take care of the guard God, what just happened? Aim for the guard missed and hit a barrel that fell on him now. He's out cold Not how I planned it to happen, but hey, I'll take it. I'll last them up real quick Also his mouth copy that That should take care of him in case he wakes up. How's it coming with the gold? Pretty good. I got it all in the bag and now would be the best time to get off I'll call our rides Here come the horses left them there for when the train came by. I guess this is our stop. You could say that now jump Well, we made off That was intense, but look at all the gold we got. We're gonna be rich. So now what let's get on the horses and back to the hideout We got some count to do. Yeah Later at the train station far from under the outlaws robbed the train the sheriff arrives to investigate the robbery of what happened What in the wild world happened here pilgrims? Hey you here. Let me get you out of these ropes Hey, wake up pilgrim, huh, what happened? Ow my head You all right there? What happened? And why does the safe look like someone forced it open, huh? So that's what that noise was all I remember was having a clanking sound and headed over to the back Call to see what the hell was going on. I see these two men wearing bandanas trying to steal all the guilt That was in there. I fired back at them, but they fired back and I got hit in the head That's the last thing I remember before I woke up tied up in rope. So you didn't recognize the perpetrators Oh, unfortunately, no sheriff. I'm sorry. What's anymore? Thank you for your time stay safe a safe pride open where in the world could these robbers have gone to well They can't run forever Meanwhile back at the hideout So, uh, what are you gonna do with your share of the gold not really sure a friend maybe buy a ranch you Maybe go get a meal that I can both afford and actually enjoy now that I actually have money again. Well, you enjoy it So when are we gonna do a robbery again soon? This was just part one the rest of the trains. We're going to rob. You can't just rob a bank I think I'm out. Oh, no, you're not wait. What? Remember before you helped me or I turn you in until we robbed the rest of trains. We're in this together 50-50 partner How did I get myself in this mess? Don't think of it as a mess friend. Think of it as a big opportunity To get me killed that's for sure. No Well, maybe but just wait before we're done. You'll have your own tub of money to swim in Wow, that was a plot twist in the end that I was not expecting Yeah, it was really great It reminded me of like all the westerns and stuff. I mean it was pretty accurate Like it was definitely like a classic Western and like they did a really great job because you know Westerns They rely so much on imagery and like the the vision of the horses and the trains and everything But they really got that with like like that. Yeah, the sound and there's that like one scene where they describe like what happened He's like, oh, I shot him in the barrel fell on him You know, it's like a classic Western scene, but you can't show it. So like just completely described it um What was that? Oh the train noise was really impressive with the pencil sharp electric pencil sharpener Yeah, so the noise that you hear of the train going by Obviously, we can't fit a large-scale train in the small studio So they brought in a pencil sharpener with them in order to make that sound So Everybody though did an incredible job That's is the end of all of our radio plays for techno cult radio And we are going to switch back to the music now and a countdown of five four three two one