 He's never been in my apartment. So he's like trying to figure out which door to walk into. I don't know. This is S-Fan's. He is my... Should I get drunk? Sure. Yeah. Open this without a camera friend. Yeah. Really? How valuable is this desk to you? That's Mitch Jones' desk. OK, then I can definitely... What? No. Yes. Yeah. We used to be so good at the deadpan. Like, I hate you thing. And now when we try to do bits, we both just break. Yeah. It's so annoying. Well, because the thing is, they know how much we already hate you. Do you have a dog? No. Oh. It's a weird-looking dog. Oh, you guys smell. Boy! I'm holding like this? Yeah. Why are your dogs so weird? Hello. Yay. Oh, shut up. If I had a dog once for every time S-Fan made me laugh, I would be bar-roke. Why are you shooting that in my face? Because it doesn't work the first time any time. Yeah, but what if it does? That'd be crazy. I bet if I did this the first time, it'll work, right? I'm sorry. This is my formal and public apology. Item number one. OK. Do you want to touch it? I cleaned it before. Chat S-Fan has now indirectly made contact with my vagina. I'm going to have to go put it on my face. So it's for face? Yeah. OK, good. Next one. This is a paintbrush. Zero for two. I think this is, it definitely goes on your face. Yes. This is for cheeks? Clothes, yeah. Forehead. Chat, we don't have brushes for specific products. It's just for sections of face. This is a highlighting brush. Wait, so you put like white on that. And then it's like shiny. It's like shiny, yeah. So like if you were trying to make your face like holographic, like a card? Yeah, highlight. Next. I was told this is the other name. I can't remember. Wait, so what's your answer? For cleaning your ears. No, for evening makeup. For evening makeup. Yeah, for makeup at night. No, for evening. It's like not that I can't even get it out. Evening out makeup. I'm going to give that to him. It's one for three. It's for applying foundation, right? It's a beauty blender. Oh, yeah, yeah. So you like de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de. And you spread out makeup on your face. Right. One for three, I find that's huge. All right, next up. Another easy one. Oh, easy. It's a bracelet. No. Hair tie. Yes. OK. Yeah, it's a scrunchie. Big. Two for four. Oh, you look stupid. Oh, you're really stupid? What's this? Dumb. Next, please. I'm not going to lie to you. If I saw this on a kitchen counter, I thought it would be candy. Like, oh, this is like a Twix. You can open it. Careful, there's candy inside. That is a dominant male move right there. It's a cat toy. No, say the name. You know the name of it. It's a tampon. Yes. Yeah, I'm doing good, actually. Yeah, you're doing really good. But they get way harder from here, OK? Really? Yeah. Oh, come on. What? This is chain mail. I saw this at the Renaissance for shoulder plates. Oh my god. When you're eating sticky food. OK, what's your actual guess? I have no idea. Really? Is it for hair? Yeah. Ooh. Hair clips. We'll give them that. What are the point of these? It's to section off hair when you're like straightening in. Where's the girl thing? Next. Five for seven. Boiled for sanitation. Hair tie? Yeah. Six for eight. Next. You said boiled for sanitation. It threw me off. Yeah, I know. That was the point, S-Van. This could also be a, what? These are definitely butt plugs. Squishy, a little squishy. These are not 100% butt plugs. You think someone's butt hole is this big? Hey, listen. I've been around some people with real tight asses, OK? I've been around some people, and I'm like, yo, this guy. That's right. OK, his answer is either butt plug or dildo. He is six for nine. These are hair curlers. I thought hair curlers were, I thought they were white with spikes, with holes, and they were spiky. Some are. These are not. What? It's an exfoliator. I'm so sure. I'm so sure. You're onto something? You're onto something? It's a bracelet. Yeah. Really? Yeah. All right, Jaddy, six for 10. Really? Nice. This is to make your hair into a bun. Oh. Small for S-Fan, because it would make his bun smaller, because he has so much hair. But for me, I would like wrap my hair around it, and then it would look like I have this size bun. Oh. You got me? Here, do it. You cut your fucking hair. I actually do need to trim it a little bit, maybe. Shave it off, Chrissy. No. Only a loo, I would literally, only a loser would shave their head. Da-da-da-da-da. Oh, hell yeah. Actually, it looks kind of good. Next up, next up. Be careful. Oh, there's a blade on here. Yeah. S-Fan holding a normal size razor. Let's see if you try and get lined up. Where? Like, you know, ch-ch-ch. That's good enough. OK, let's do it. Really? Let's do it. It's like for eyebrows and your upper lip. OK. Well, that's not easy. OK. I have no idea. Is it nail polish? No. It's kind of close. I thought it was nail polish, like primer, like paint on the walls. When you paint walls, you put on primer, and then you. Then he's really close. OK, it's cuticle oil. Oh, really? So you go around the edges of your nails to, like, moisturize your cuticles? Wow. Holy crap, it was close. You were close, but I don't think that's good enough. OK, is it lip gloss? No, I just told you what it is. Oh. I was listening. This one was gifted to me by Cutie Cinderella. It is just for women because it's a little frog. Be careful. I don't know why I was so scared to drop it. You said be careful when I almost dropped it. I got scared. What? And do you not want to open it? Not with a knife, please. OK, it's bottle opener. 7 for 13, everybody. It's a knife. This is easy. It's a nail file. 8 for 14. Wow, Lee. You're doing pretty good. I'm doing better than I thought. OK. This is probably, honestly, this is probably like some scam thing. To lose weight or like, like, target and weight loss. Oh my god, this is the same. And then that way you have like a gigachat chin. Yes. Really? Yes. Nice. 7 for 15. This is a UV light to cure gel nails. You put it on the table and you put your gel nails in it and it cures them. Why not? Why? No, I need it. I need it. Don't take that. Why? Take this one. No, I need it. No. I need it for tomorrow. I hate it. It's OK, everybody. It's birth control. Really? Yeah. I've been taking one of these little pills a day every day since I was 16. Really? Every day. I'm 23 years old. Wow. Isn't that crazy? That's a lot of little pills. What do your parents think about that? At first, my mom was like, no. Did your dad think you're a slut? I didn't talk to my mom. I didn't talk to my dad about it. If you're taking that much birth control, I mean, you must just be getting. It's not the amount that you take for how much sex you have. Oh. Then what? What a dick. Oh. Skittles. Look at that hairbrush. You're really good at this. Really? Yeah, this is a makeup brush cleaner. Oh. OK. Look how smooth my head is, though. You put makeup brush shampoo on it and you rub the makeup brush on it and you clean it off. Next. I didn't wind up because. OK. Espen. Be careful. What? Fucking stupid. What? It's breath mint. None of these evil constructions will improve your women's ratings edge. We're just kidding. Pepper spray. That one was easy. Yeah, it's pepper spray gel, Chad. This spray is like 15 feet. Wait, what? Yeah, it's not dry. Please, can we take a look at this? No. Please. No. 15 feet. Yes. But I can't show you this because it has writing on it, but this is an ointment. OK? OK. And then it goes with these. OK. You can open them. So this is? Wait, make a beat out of that? That's the sound it makes when you use it, too. Really? Yeah. The mechanism is similar to a tampon. OK, yeah. So what I'm going to guess, and use that cream? Yeah. I'm going to guess that if that is for if you get any sort of road rash, too much friction. If you're just like holding on to the back of a truck and sitting on the ground, you just get skidded on the pavement? Yeah, if there's too much friction, if there's too much friction, then you put that cream in there and it's like aloe vera. Maybe. Man, I can't give it to him, but that is so close. That's a good guess. Really? He actually was using like his brain there. And I'm really proud of it. So it's the opposite. It's lube. No. It's a vaginal antifungal. It's for infections in the vagina. So like a yeast infection or something, you put the cream in here. You pull up the cream like a syringe, and then you put it up there and shoot it up. What does that happen? What, get a yeast infection? Yeah, as you just like. It can be a number of things. Too many things. It can be temperature. It can be products. It can be hygiene. Temperature. Yeast infections happen all the time. Temperature? Like it's just the overheat? Yeah. It gets too hot down there and it like stays too moist. Then you get a yeast infection. You're like, OK. Can that happen when putting too many things up there at the same time, like maybe something gets left? Yeah. Like show them what you're like. Skittles like AOE. Band-aid. Incorrect. This is for teeth whitening. Next. Be careful with this one too. Faye, you're going to like this one. Just take the name tag off. It's not good. Back in, idiot. It's not going to stop on its own. How are you scared of them? All right, so what is it? This is a grenade. A grenade alarm. We'll give it to you. It's an alarm. Want to show us on Twitch? Deal, though. Vibrator? Butt plug. I'm kidding. It's not. Butt vibrator? Oh my god. All right, what is it? Hares. Hares? Yeah, it's for hares. OK, for what? For hares waving. Waving? For hair waving? Really? Yeah, it's to make your hair wavy. Next up. What's that? Throw it on there. Try it. Put it in your mouth. OK. Does it work? Yeah. That's probably good. And then we just have to wait a couple minutes. It's not on, idiot. I marked out the back because it says what it is. I saw what is on the back. You can't see through that. Yeah, I can. Oh, you can. All right, what is it? Pregnancy test. I have really bad news, but I think it's going to make us closer. Really? Yeah. Wait, is it going to say that I'm pregnant? That's not the bad news. Do you want to know why I have one singular pregnancy test out of the package? What? All these years later. What? This is the first one I ever took when I was 17. Really? Wait. No, no, no, no, no, no, it's not. That's gross. Stop. Stop. Take it back. That's gross. I didn't even register to me. Take it back. That is gross. That's not real. It's brand new. That's brand new, I did not pee on that. OK. But that'd be really funny if I did. I kind of wish I did. All right, next. 100% possible. I don't think it goes in the vagina. I mean, this seems pretty large. Right? I was going to say vagina thing is a joke, but I don't think. Oh, you're thinking female condom. Yeah. OK. Are you going to guess or what? I don't know. Have you decided, do you think it's vaginal or not? I think this is a vaginal dilator. A vaginal dilator. That is his final answer. S-Fan thinks a vagina should be this big naturally. Just rest it. No, no, not naturally. You put that in there to make it that big. OK. It's genuinely like a pretty decent guess. I don't be honest. It is, it's like a diva cup, but it's not a diva cup. But it's for menstruation. It catches period blood. So you stick it, you fold it like this. Like this. All right. Stick it up there. It pops out. Suction gets in there. And then you catch all the blood in there. You break the suction on the side, pull it out, dump it out. This one's disposable, so you throw it away. White pill. Birth control the day before, the day after. You almost had it. No, the day, this is for the day after. I will give you an extra point if you can guess how much this pill costs, this one. $250. Oh my god. Holy shit. I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding. It's $50. Damn close. It's $60. Well, inflation. This is a plan B, everybody. But it comes in a huge fucking box. It's really embarrassing. I had to buy. A huge box? You had to buy. I had to buy this yesterday. For the streets. I bought myself at Target a plan B tampons and a pregnancy test. That's like a public walk of shame. Yeah. That's bad. It sucks. That's funny. And I had to go through the register because you can't do it, so check out. Oh no. Oh. Do you drink it? Do you eat it? Or do you put it up? You think you put it up your vagina? Yeah, because before it gets into the system, you want to go fast acting, right? I don't know. Wow. Because if you eat it, it's already in your system. So it's like fighting it from the inside. Because if you put it from the outside in, then it's like a flank, like a reverse attack. And that way you can pincer, pincer attack. Pincer? Yeah, the sperm. What is pincer? Like you attack it from your body and then from the external forces. So I'll take your calling for your calling. Hey, woo, get the troops. And then they get reinforcements called in from. You eat it. This is the last one. This one is really hard. I don't think you've ever seen one of these before. Before I give it to you, I'm going to tell you that sometimes you have to put some rubber or tape on the end here. So that it doesn't hurt as bad. OK? This is a protractor. This is a math. This is for math. We put a pencil here. And you draw like a different radius of. It's a compass. Did you put a bunch of girl stuff in a bag and then at the end put like a nerdy math thing in there and know that I was immediately going to get the math thing right? That's funny. I didn't think you would know what this was. How do you feel? I feel like a new man. You feel more educated? No. Can you open that for me? Oh my god. Thank you so much. I generally I've tried to do that. I can't do that. I'm never going to catch my breath. Sing goodbye to those who have knew me. Point was I fully in school for cutting, Jim. This guy's got scared to death. Hope he doesn't see you right through me. Now I really wish that I knew how to swim. We are mine.