 And the whole fucking staff don't know all fucking day. We are here at training days. It's the main event fiddlers elbow one time Give it up. Let's do you know it's your boy your boy, but we're here on his birthday. Give up a bum And I was birthday one time secret bow. Yeah, we just brought you know to the middle real talk We arranged this about five days ago because who knows gonna be in the country and a holiday one He was down. This is a five days prep three sixty second round promo battle We are ready for it right about now We didn't tell any of the crown even my entire fucking staff team didn't know about this It's all gonna real talk. Nobody knew I'm so proud. Shout out to all you guys with big mouths out there fucking up secrets Pause! Let's go build it in UK before you know the fucking name uno love on the left hand side One of the top eight tournament. This isn't his international This is just a jokes about he still gets in the national later in the year Mason was one everybody This was very last minute as we said We just thought it perfectly fit him with the card and everyone's really hope to see it of course Uh, who I'm on the flip because uno reverse is 60 seconds on uno. Let's go Bitch! I don't know you Just so I don't forget you I brought you a name tag Your name Juan You Mexican I was in a wet burger contest Bitch was all over the freeway Your grandma salesman She sells used condoms on eBay And your sister's a fucking hoe But I tell her don't waste my time She send me pictures all on my phone Tell her don't waste my time Get out close Bring her in the nose Yo Your mom gained five pounds right now I mean his mother is so For the bitch we needed some help I heard someone call her a cracker and the bitch try to eat herself She Then her back she got a limited tense And if she lay on her stomach You feel like you should start milking the bitch Let's go Juan Alright so Juan Let's go man They're like Juan You won the top eight Which international do you want her to pick Bullets And those battles are certain six So who do they get from me Rob Oh you prick Work with this Observe this kids It's Juan and Uno Lavos They got this fella to battle me All we need now is Carlos and Pedro And we can start our own Mexican battle Just another yank Hats like he's never been beaten Always getting the people's faces His expression, the meanest Looking like at any given second He's gonna start defending a free kick This guy here An actual prick That's why I might come up and ransack your crib Roll off with a big nine strapped in my hips And then let the bullets explore They're like Anthony Smith Now for those of y'all who don't know Now for those of y'all who don't know Now for those of y'all who don't know Now Anthony Smith He's an explorer You went From listing types of buckets To how you lift and try to bucket Like red buckets Blue buckets You should have just called for time You said that shit against Luna Before this guy got sort of fried But I guess it's only right You wrote that bucket list before you died And that's the shit you rate Then of course I'll scold him This actor scheming with buckets Like Macaulay Culkin He's got a new style now He squeezed and shot tags So Macaulay Culkin's fitting Haven't you people clopped yet? It's because he's made his name off smack and PG content Alright round two on Luna Let's go hold it down everybody please Fuck him You have a butt chin I hate your voice I mean You be like I'm that awful guy with an awful chin More surprise Bitch you ought to die I say every time you rap I just want to strangle you with your little peace thing covers You got me battling this this retarded bitch everybody I want to introduce you to DK's brother AT for biggest shit How much wood could a one one chuck How much wood could a one one chuck if a one one could chuck wood I mean I mean this guy is trashy I mean this guy is trashy Over there looking like Harry Potter and the spy who shagged me Why you come to this battle you know you're gonna die one I know that you're a faggot or maybe you're by one I can tell that you gave by the clothes you buy one Your soul's about to be lifted they're gonna be saying buy one I say on the floor right now is where you're gonna lie one You're gonna battle me but tell me just why one You could have made peace I could have been telling you hi one I say she bang cock if I win so this won't be a Taiwan This is meant to be a massive opportunity for me but I didn't come here just to go diss you nah the only reason I'm here to watch HK put a bullet in soul jits you But he didn't turn up did he Little knob HK part of that 2014 killer Heretic and robbing the mix with Tox Dylan Sharks that kid called Conker the list goes on you're from a different crop that O10 filler squad where the shit you drops a little off like the milk that you say shifting dog Fitting lots about lifting glocks but this prick could not lick a shot when his liver's gone from liquor shots don't piss me off acting drunk so people will think he's odd making them repeat that he drinks a lot like David Brant meeting the Swindon lot every day I wake up start drinking tea I swear get deep if I'm really naughty I might throw some sugar in for free every day you wake up crippled knees head spinning jeez and you draw for the whiskey and have a drink or three so I guess it's different drinks for different needs another grand bar you can tell that one's an office head if uno thinks I won't office head then he clearly must be office head you can tell that this is one week prayer this uno labos aka one boys shit's pretty deep must run through your soul one boys shit that sounds like a boy band put together by Louis Walsh with that name you never could attack me one boys shit that sounds like a feminism rally I said I wouldn't bow to the summer but I couldn't let Manuel ghost me there's something about the way that you prime your Maltese in the repeated way that you act so salty so I'm here to give Manuel that word oh shit it's on my boy uno let's go man let's go uno oh shit this is gonna get a big reaction yo to be honest bro this is off the top and I got something to make your world and want to know how I know you're a faggot that's your girlfriend can everyone be quiet let's go I already won this round let's take it alright yo see I said I really want to do this save save if you're not involved in the battle show up it's not funny come come come come I sure it was funny let's start this again I wasn't gonna pursue this but I did my research and I found out you were Jewish I don't want to talk about that Jewish I ain't gonna do it now I ain't gonna do it fuck it I'll do it I said listen you deserve a fucking beaten he's racist I don't fucking believe him I mean the only black friends he has is the Jewish people that survived the oven treatment I said he actually looked pissed off he's looking like he'd be needing a vet he's so fucking Jewish he only came here cause he heard it was a free event that was funny right that was funny right no problem now listen here mister here's a joke knock knock Hitler next part dude it killed all of you I'm really actually glad we took this battle I mean I'm really actually glad we took this battle I mean why life I mean you're a good guy high five so it's mine world I think he's sick is this man well they want to hear who I'm starting round I'm like man well they put the milky bar kid against the milk man I guess that your career is a lost endeavor with the same shit each battle same jokes same cocky gestures we don't want another bucket scheme these battle leagues don't want your presence but it makes sense cause when it comes to cause you're on the better in each battle you can't keep your jaw closed cause you speak through rounds so your opponents will choke that's not happening today because sorry if I pause loads I just keep expecting you to talk pro not everyone's people's rounds because this poor bloke will talk loads speaking through lines in that war zone like morse code whoa you seen this big jay battle I was thinking that shit's hard until it got to the third round and big jay exposed the type of man you are and I was sat like you can catch this bra with a slaggy tart harassing hard like dapper laughs or quill in uendo you left the stage after that he was very pissed but big jay exposed you all true facts and real messages you might leave this battle now I thought I'd see if that seems repetitive so you hit your girl go on man please leave the premise