 DUDE, WHAT FOR WHAT? Zeppely, may your soul watch over the next JoJo That's probably gonna die by the end of the season A lot of people have been asking me, Nick, what happened to JoJo? Did you drop it like you dropped everything else? I told myself I wouldn't react to JoJo Until I got this sweater We get to the next JoJo today You know, I'm not gonna get attached to him, her, they, them I'm not gonna get attached It's about fucking time you translated this I'm reading it All rights for this production I'm on board, this play is Speaking of welcome to JoJo Here comes the logo go Oh my god, look at this I feel like I'm on an adventure with Frodo The whole animation changed Oh, they say yata, that means they're fucked Nothing good in anime is followed by the words yata You say yata, you're basically fucking dead That's what I've learned with anime And you know what else I learned? I'm a fucking dumbass Because when I saw this in the last episode, like a month ago I didn't know that was Dio's casket I was looking at it like, what's that? It shows how much I pay attention Now I know why I get so much hate We finally pulled up the treasure chest that sucked 100 years ago Let's open it I've never seen so much representation in one anime shot Look at this, that guy's back is fucking ridiculous, man Look at this animation It looks like a painting This looks beautiful, man What are you doing? Stop that, like your main characters It's been down there 100 years There's jewels all over it for a reason You couldn't just say Dio? Yeah, it's like if I say M-I-C-K, Nick Is it an A? No, no What the fuck is this? It looks like you're grabbing titties or something, bro I'mma order my spaghetti tonight Gimme spaghetti, like what the fuck was that? It's come all over the casket Is that a Reina's come? All I imagine now is Dio's fucking corpse running around But somehow the corpse still has muscles Like I'm imagining a skeleton with big ass biceps And thunder thighs Oh, this is episode one, alright Look at this animation The both CGI? Is the narrator CG too? Stardust Crusaders Let's go, I don't know what that means We're in fucking Paris now Where is this? I don't know, my geography man Or my biology, well where the fuck is this? Jotaro Kujo 17 years old, height 195 centimeters What's that? Hold on He's six foot four Let me guess He has the muscles, the size of a fucking blast-toys Jotaro's definitely my son Where is he on the Mori-jo? Oh no! That's the new JoJo Jotaro? Is that the guy on the shirt that I just bought? He's a murderer? Oh that's why he's in jail! He fucking murdered people He followed from his father His father shot him up a diner with a machine gun They had nunchucks? What the fuck did he fight the Ninja Turtles? Nunchucks and knives? I would not doubt for a second that he fought the Ninja Turtles You know what man? What kind of fucking haircut is that? I don't understand It's like he wanted a mohawk So they started shaving it And he was like, no, no I like how it looks now They all had their balls Oh! There's a waiting list for cells What the fuck does that mean man? Oh you, you, you art-worded somebody Just sit home until we call you They give them like a thing at a restaurant Like a vibrator It's like alright my turn Jotaro! Son! Bro these people are probably looking at me from across Like look look look look Look look look They're looking at me through the window right now I need it as a light This light ain't enough bro They're probably looking at me through the window Like this is the most entertainment they got man Oh my god they're like Why don't we let Americans back in Japan I'm over here like this Oh Jotaro Jotaro! I just want to eat your cooking mom Oh my god Look at this guy It's not fair man He's perfect And he's a criminal Every girl would love him This is how y'all treat your mothers in Japan Your mom's like you want rice Shut the fuck up bitch The white people were crazy with that BAM Don't even know how to process what just happened You know when something happens And you're just in shock Like like your mom and dad Just get shot up with bullet holes in front of you You know how to process it So you just like stare That's honestly what I just witnessed He told his mom to shut up bitch Shut up bitch You're so damn annoying you bitch Wait I know that voice Irwin it's Irwin I need him to say Sasaki o- Like that's all I need man I knew it I'm like I know this voice I know it I know it like the back of my balls Man I know this shit listen I never thought I'd hear Irwin say that Why is he dressed like that Is he a sailor Okay he's been possessed That's why the episode is called The man possessed by an evil spirit Who's the evil spirit Dio It brings stuff to him It's bringing hentai to him That ain't an evil spirit man He's listening to a boombox and reading shonen jump Oh my god the animation is even better That means the OST I forgot how good the OST of jojo was man I think he's lying This is who he is Imagine he dies in the first fucking episode The fuck was the point of that I'm gonna try that tonight There's someone behind me It's Captain Levi he's behind me isn't he The story is fiction The characters grew places Laws and names used in this program Have no connection to any existence I think I know that Was this necessary Oh this is the most 2023 Thing I've ever seen They had to explain to you That this is fiction This guy catched a fucking bullet After trying to commit suicide It's fake bro All that is fake Dio I thought it was real I've had enough of this shit man Yalla some freaks What's with this bitch bro She's so dramatic Comes in an airport tickling her father And now she's on her knees in front of her father He's speaking in third person It's the rock Who was that He turned into a car What was that What was that in the books The evil spirit Brought him hentai A computer Coffee Books Gaming chair This ain't an evil spirit This is God Magic Mysterio This is great He wants you to join a cult He gave you a spoon Does he have the new attack on Titan episode 2 My god How is his voice so deep now It's like his voice grows with his muscles That must be it I actually believe that explanation I'm gonna try that man I'm gonna go to prison And then have my friend come to beat the fuck out of the security guard Still let me go I wanna see him beating bro Put a beating on your grandson Show him the old ways Let's bring it back to the good old days Yeah yeah Beat him My Egyptian friend I met three years ago While I was lifting the pyramids Yeah Fellow black man Oh wait no he says Egyptian Are there black people in Egypt Why is this guy Why is everyone dressed like this He's got fucking anchor around his neck Yeah come on Look at him He'll be squealing like a pig Yup this is Jojo He kinda looks like a McDonald's Medium fries Look look that's what he looks like He summoned a chicken He's like oh you're fucked now Let me bring the chicken out Let me bring the giant cock You think I'm joking a cock just came out of him And it's posing the cock is It's posing Cock head Magicians red I would have guessed that It's hot Fire I'm burning Now his mom's gonna come man After what I've seen her say She was glad to hear from him To shut up man I can imagine seeing him all tied up With fire makes her feel He's so hot We can't take it Wait wait he could It's a Wait wait whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa Oh Okay I saw it at Jojo At a context video And now I know that is Jotaro that's the evil spirit that possesses him He's not so fucking evil man He's just misunderstood Just like Hitler From Jojo not the real one He's squeezing the cock I'm going back to the pyramids You're the fuck out of here I'm going to fly away my bird Alright man come on No matter how violent you get You're not going to leave a mark on him His name is Jojo And the name of the show is Jojo How do you not know that That's fine give it a shot Send my grandson to the ER And put him on fucking life support Do it do it why aren't you helping What did you take after speed wagon As told in Asop's fable Yeah let's explain Asop's fucking fable right now The cold wind only made the traveler pull his coat on tight But the heat made him admit defeat Do you want to come out of your cage now Jojo Come out to the light It's okay to be gay This reminds me Of fucking speed wagon He's like oh oh oh oh oh This guy's like The fuck is this This is the show Listen to this guy without thinking of Erwin Charging into his death On his fucking horse I can't I just can't Especially cause I just saw the scene again With my girlfriend I just can't What a shot this is This guy's wearing two belts Because of how big those thighs are One belt ain't enough he has to wear two He just did what the other Jojo did He just walked away That was his job to get him out of his cell Now he stepped out Look at this And I love how the demon has Erwin's voice too And this came before Attack on Titan I think I'm just calling it Erwin cause that's the first time I heard a voice It can melt A steel rod like this in the air with ease A stand You know who couldn't stand Speed wagon What is this Oh we're gonna get like a little explanation now This is cool Muhammad Avdol Stand master he's the master of stand So now we have to learn stand Bro I'm learning I'm learning all this shit on 100 I'm already with flow charts I have fucking subscribers sending me Zen diagrams On how the 100 100 powers work Now I need to do this with a fucking Jojo As if the Jojo lineage wasn't enough If this bitch moans one more time That's your son But for what Do you know what man You know what I'm gonna try calling my mom that I'm gonna try saying that Shut up bitch The man is talking Fuck is up with her What are you gonna do with that finger Why is that finger so long It's the size of this fucking bottle Wait is he wearing a hat Or is that his hair Wait Wait wait What I could have just called you I had to come here and tell you what a stand means Now sit down I am in love with how everything connects Man we're connecting things From the first Jojo Now we're talking about like four generations ago And how it all ties With the Dio casket Fucking storytelling right there Yeah why Why did you misidentify it The casket isn't him Oh my god Dio He's coming back How would these guys Sitting in a cafe Like this in Japan right now I don't see this I'm gonna go into the cafe Looking like a sexy sailor I still don't know if that's a fucking hat or not Please tell us Just tell them who Dio is Bro you're in a cafe right now What are you doing There's other people in there What are the other people thinking right now Look there's other people behind him Aren't they looking It's the The power is to take Spirit photos of visions like Remember guys That this isn't real Because they had to tell you that in the beginning of the episode In case you were wondering In case you believed this was real I have to smash and destroy a $300 Camera every time I do it Yeah man How have you not looked at the back of your neck You don't have a third eye you fucking pussy Star shaped birth mark That's why it's called the star crusaders Where the fuck did that cover You never seen that You never looked in the mirror your 20 years of life You have to grab it like that Don't flash back to this Oh he's plotting alright He's fucking plotting the rest of the season Is he manga man I can't believe Dio's coming back Oh my god Are you serious Wait is it gonna be the same Voice actor Zeke It's gonna be Zeke versus Erwin No way She has no objection to that Oh my god He sounds like he's in the founding titan land I am living on cloud nine Right now man let's go No fuck that You know I can believe Dio Coming back from the dead like 59 times But what I can't believe is this image right here How the fuck Does this hat blend in with his hair Like I just don't understand Where does the hat end Or is that just his hat Like that hair he's bald I don't understand this at all I'm not going to bed till I find this out Oh my god I need an explanation Best explanation wins my channel I did one episode Yo jojo episodes Take the stand out of me Now I have to call it stand bro What was it called last time juice I don't know bro But it takes everything out of me to do a jojo reaction Especially now I feel like I'm going to be doing one episode per video From now on with jojo I don't know man that might piss y'all off But my head's going to explode And it all started with his fucking hair blending in with his hat And then that just That would bother me for the rest of the month Probably my life anyways guys It's good to be back It's good to be back to jojo I missed it, I missed him so much And I'm not getting attached to this guy Because I know I'm not going to see him at the 10 more episodes Unless it's a flashback He told his mom to shut up I'm going to try that one I'm really going to try And Nikola's dead TV