 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and this video is sponsored by Epic Games. We're going to be playing Saints Row the third remastered, which I'm really excited about because I love the Saints Row games. If you've watched the channel for a while, you probably already know that. It's a total remaster of Saints Row the third and it's got all the DLCs and extras included as well. The game is out now, so if you want to check it out on the Epic Games store, you can click the link in the description. You can also use the code, call me Kevin if you'd like to support me, but no pressure, alright? I'm not pushy. You can also find the Saints Row team's Twitter in the description that's at Saints Row as well as their YouTube channel. If you want to check that out, they'll be in the description. And yeah, without further ado, let's get into the video. Alright, Friendly Fire, full damage. Oh god. It's like, ah great, I haven't seen the last Star Wars movie yet. They upload the entire movie in it, but they have that little blurb. You know, this is protected under fair use. I don't know if you want to skip it. Don't skip it if you don't want to skip it. I mean, I'm reading it, but all I see is who gives a fuck about Pierce, and I don't know who Pierce is. Just pretend it's in Kevin. And everything seems right. Okay, so we're like celebrity mafia or something. Yeah, kind of. Okay. Celebrities who are also into organized crime. Okay. The Godfather, but he's promoting his movies. Yeah, exactly. This one, the sequel is coming out soon. I'm gonna make you a movie you cannot refuse. Can we beat him up? Oh, no, why did you punch me? No, stop, stop fighting back. It's only funny when I do it. Come on, let's go kill them. I might quickly, I know we're like robbing a bank at the moment. I might quickly check to see if there's subtitles. Oh yeah, good idea. Oh, one second. This is called me Kevin Stan. Can I kill them? Hey, leave them alone. Leave my fan base alone. Oh no, now I'm also killing them. Oh no, what are you doing to my fan? I can't see. At least you have subtitles. Wait, I just want to get down. I want to see what's under my guy's mask. Is that killing like an army of like a thousand cops is great? No, but I want to play dress up. It's okay. I think the street below is safe as you hear the explosion in the distance. I don't think anyone noticed. You sure? Pretty sure. I got some respect points for that. You got none from me. Okay, here we go. My guy looks really sad to exist. He looks really, really depressed. Fucking hell. Oh my God. My guy looks like when fish first evolved instead of walking on land. He's really disturbing. Of course. I like how you just understand. Yeah, of course. Did you pick zombie voice as well? Yes, this is how it's going to be a disaster. Both of us are going to be screaming. How are you going to fly a plane? It's like I'll figure it out, I'll learn on the fly. You get it because we're on a plane? I get it, Dan. Can you see what I did there, Kevin? Yeah, I'd like and subscribe. Oh my God, you look fantastic. The hell is wrong with him? Jesus Christ. Come fly with me. Oh God, I flew. Jesus Christ, what was that? We need to kill all these people. I need to get down on ground level and urgently play dress-up. Yeah, we need clothes. I hope the parachute can support you. You're fucking huge and made out of solid gold. Just dense. Just smash straight into the ground to make a massive crater. All right, let's go. Skydiving, can I see you here? I hope I can't see you. Oh, here we go. Oh, there you are, you got a guy too. How's it going? We're just starting our relationship, but he's warm and nice. I'm happy for you. We broke up. Hope you guys don't have a fallen out. I'd like an unsubscribe. What's the bad guy always like European or something? We're just bastards. Nice close up there. I can see into the whites of my eyes. Do you even have eyes? It's kind of like empty holes. All right, okay. Are you the driver? Yeah, I know how to drive, don't I? Okay, I trust you. There's a hot dog man on our windshield. It's fine. Yeah, we're European. This is how we drive in Europe. I'll meet you there. No, come on. I'll help you fight them. I'll fight who? They're pedestrians. All right, look, let's try a different plan. This is kind of wild, but let's try me driving. All right, off to get some guns. Let's go. Oh, you're accidentally shooting me there. I spotted a clothing store. I'm ready. I like how we had to come to a clothing store to get undressed. Why is our friend taking a hostage? That poor old man, what the shit's going on? Naked and proud. Let's go. Oh, God, you look like a version of like George Washington, but you're supposed to be made of plastic. And I melted, I guess. Okay, let's get out. Remember where we parked. Wait, what's the objective? I'll just kill them, okay. It's the one thing we can do right. Who's laughing now, mom? Unfortunately for comedy channels, no one. Your naked body keeps walking in the way of my bullets, Kevin. I think you're just trying to look at it. You just choose to look elsewhere. Where else do I look? Just thank God it's automatically censored, or this would be one hell of an edit. Hey, Kevin, can you come pick me up? I'll come pick you up there now, don't you worry. Sorry there, lads. My friend is falling over and he can't get up. What happens if I start firing on where we are? You'll probably kill us, even though we're inside, so we should be okay. I got you. I did it! How it didn't kill us? I don't know. Alright, let's get out of here. Get in Pierce's trapper. Oh God, that's cold. Maybe we should have wore clothes. My guy is too big so I can hardly see. As you said that, I was just looking down and you can just see my guy's crotch pixelated. Why do you still have shoes? You're not completely naked. I'm not a monster now. I might think I am. They're looking at me. You're my sleep paralysis demon. Imagine being your own sleep paralysis demon. It's a cheats tab. Yeah, I want to look at it too. Vehicles infinite mass and smashes out of vehicles out of the way. I like the sound of that. You actually need cheat codes for the rest of them. Yeah, I suppose they'll probably unlock normally as well. You want to check game facts real quick? We could call one of those hotlines. They give cheats. We have infinite mass on our car now which means if we hit anything, we should just go through it. Okay, let me give it a go. Oh my God. Oh, that's crazy. Get the cement mixer. Oh, it is damaging our car a lot though. But sure, what harm? Alright, that harm. Peaceful classic music. Alright, I got to be more careful because even though we have infinite mass we do not have infinite health. I feel like the car is just like disintegrating the further we go. Yeah, I don't think having like a 700 pound golden man in the front is doing any favors either. The car is not the only thing with infinite mass. Yes, I found it. Okay. Maybe I can just start it without you. Oh yeah, start it. Okay, this is insurance fraud. I've experienced this in real life. I mean, I don't. We're in the middle of some good traffic here now. We want to jump into the vehicles and just do a nice little streak, you know? Well, we're already streaking because we're naked but like a streak of insurance fraud is what I'm trying to say. Oh my God. I don't think it's insurance fraud. I think like I'm actually getting killed here. No, no, no, you're fine. Oh, truck's going. Yes. That's what you like to see. Oh, yes, there we go. 18,000, 23,000, 24. Yes. Well done. With that, I think we can get a nice car of our own. Then we can hit people. I don't really know the city. How long you've been driving limos? Jesus Christ. It's a shortcut, okay? Yeah, it sure looks like it. Shave a few seconds off. And you shave some of the car off, too. There's less weight to carry. Ah, you're so smart. I think you need a bit of weight shaved off, though. The golden god up front there. I'd melt you down and sell you to one of those telemarketing things. You know, cash for gold. You were missing a wheel. It's just grinding on the floor. It's terrible. Your Uber has arrived. Hop in. All right, hop in. I don't know the controls, by the way. This is weird controls. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. No, everything's fine, Dan. Honestly, this is like, I'm praying in general. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. We'll get a nice preview of activities we can do. So we're going to fly over here and see what comes up. It's very shaky. No, turbulence, Dan. It's fine. It's normal. This happens on our plane. Have you ever flown before? Kevin, the ground's getting real close. Is it? Oh, why didn't you warn me? I survived. She's going to hold you close. My arm's around your waist. For warmth again, right? For warmth. We're doing streaking now. So you've got to shock the civilians. Sir, can I just talk to you for a moment? I'm here to spread the word of the Lord. He's running around naked. The apocalypse is coming. Oh, I can use the drone. Oh, can you? It's a direct hit, sir. Wait, start tank mayhem. Yeah, that's the one we want to start. Sir, that's your busy. Yeah, I'm dancing. Oh, yes. Now this is chaos. I like this. I mean, we'll probably die, too. We'll get caught in the crossfire, but that's okay. I'm okay with that as long as we take a lot of them with us. Yeah, like you're a sacrifice I'm willing to make. Wow, Dan, that's really nice of you to say. Wow, that was easy. It turns out causing chaos is one of our strong points. All right, tattoos. Here we are. Oh, the police wants a tattoo, too. Yeah, it's mad. Aw, looking at a little crown. I got a crown on me. I can barely see it. It's like the gold surface of my skin is slightly scratched. Don't worry. I'm going to get enough tattoos for the both of us. I just said to treat me like a coloring book. I want one of everything. Okay, hop back in the car, Kevin. No, thanks. I can just open fire on your car while I drive. Or you could not do that as well. It's weird how that's an option to not do that. How did it say you get rid of your notoriety? You have to hide in the safe house. Okay, there goes my car. Let's get inside. Hang on. I'm going to get in the car. I just realized I have a bikini tan line as well, which is worrying if this is me tan. I thought this was me. Just my skin color. How do I use this? Hold on. There you go. Oh, it's a man cannon. So you can just eat people. I'm trying anyway. Hold on. Let me collect her. There we go. And then we just launch her. She's free. Isn't that cute? She's free. Isn't that cute? Alright. Welcome to Pimp My Red. Check out my ride. Oh, it's lovely. It's like fiery pink. It's got like tire poppers on the sides. Oh, look at all those people coming out to see my car. Look, it's got like little spikes coming out the wheel. So I'm like, it's attacking your car right now and there's nothing you can do about it. But this is your car though, Kevin. Oh, f**k. At least come after me for you doing s**t. Like I've done anything. And then we just launch her. Oh, I'm having a blast. I'm showing everyone my new tattoos. I'm trying to open the door at my crotch. But it's not working. Did we cause this much destruction on the road? All I did was streak. It kind of escalated, I guess. AC 130 above. Oh my god. What are these cars doing? Why is he turning around on the highway? That guy doesn't know where he wants to go. Maybe he's European too. Alright, who knows what this is? I may have died when we entered the mission. That's fine. Oh my god. What on earth is this? That's like the slogan for our channels. Yeah. Time for a rebrand. Here we go. Right through the fire and the flames as the song goes. Oh, a present. What'd you get? Watch the fire. It goes right and left. What the shit? The last present got exploded and you nearly killed me. This one might be better. This looks scary. Are you sure? Are you sure? Oh my god, this is getting hard. Oh, we did it. Oh my god. Fantastic. That one was hard. Oh, we got a lot of money for that too. That's what I like to see. I can improve my taxi now. That's what it's all about. From the game show you're like, I just want to go home and spend some money on my taxi business. It's going to have karaoke in the back, fairy lights, everything. You got to mash C. And then you'll do your celebration. What's yours? Oh wow. Look at them go. Very different types of dance. Uh oh, I didn't realize there's still someone in that car. I'll see you later. See you dude, it's been fun. Alright, I think that is a great place to leave off. So we're going to end it there. I hope you enjoyed. Thank you again for the sponsor Epic Games. I really appreciate it. I hope you enjoyed because it supports the channel a lot. And I just appreciate you watching. But yeah, I guess there's not much else to say. So thanks again for watching and I hope to see you next time. Bye for now.