 I think a little over a year ago I did one of those you laugh you lose challenges and basically the twist was that it was conservative comedy and because conservatives are inherently unfunny I kind of upped the challenge I tried to play on the hardest difficulty so I made it so even if I laughed ironically or because of cringe that would also count as a regular laugh because I mean let's be honest I'm not going to laugh at conservative comedy but you know if you kind of broaden it and broaden what's acceptable or what is technically laughter you know then it uh then I guess it makes it a little bit more challenging but this time what I want to do is rather than just doing a conservative comedy in general focusing on the Mike Huckabees and the Greg Gutfelds of the world we're going to look at some conservative COVID comedians now I'm not sure if you all knew about this but there was apparently a defeat the mandates rally that took place I think in uh California I'm not sure where uh and I saw people talking about it and I was wondering like why the fuck is everyone talking about this rally that probably took place back in like I don't know November and it's because it took place last weekend a defeat the mandates rally in April of 2022 does anyone even have mandates in their states because for me like in Oregon we don't even have a mask mandate at this point the mandates are over so why are we still complaining about this exactly are anti-vaxxers just bitter are anti-maskers trying to make a point I mean maybe if you told me that this took place in July of 2021 I think okay that's to be expected but it's happening in April of 2022 when there's no fucking mandates so I don't know why they're still dwelling on this dumb fucking issue but nonetheless they are and um I want to I want to talk about this so I just want to show you this intro really quick please welcome American comedian political commentator and YouTube personality jimmy door they take themselves so fucking seriously you're bitching about mandates in April they're gone you've won congratulations you've all defeated the mandates now can we please shut the fuck up holy shit it's over folks you did it you won why are you complaining about mandates like what the fuck I genuinely am perplexed about why this took place in April of 2022 like you could have saved it for like a month or two uh assuming there's going to be you know another wave with ba2 but they do it now when there's like no mandates okay let's take a look here a lot of Moderna and they said you can't sue Moderna if you get injured by the vaccine because they passed a law that says you can't sue big pharma for vaccine injuries and I was like why would they pass a law like that and they said because it's safe okay now let me just note that I'm officially um having to withhold laughter okay so if I if I laugh even if it's ironic then you all have to call me out um but this is supposedly a conversation that he's having with the person who's administering the vaccine um and this did not happen what he's saying here is just made up obviously but he's trying to be funny um the problem is that even the audience doesn't laugh and this is uh very cringe worthy when he says the joke delivers the punchline and then there's like one person who goes and so of course I got injured and I had a deal of course he got injured I don't believe him at all all kind of treatments one of them was they put Botox in my neck for my stiff neck and it worked but it's still embarrassing because now nobody can tell when my neck is smiling a lot of that hurts that's so cringe worthy holy fucking shit now somebody else had posted this we can look at the full thing if you want to just want to tell you really quickly what the science on masks are okay so here's the science so he's talked about this on his program and he said that masks work if I'm remembering correctly so I don't know what the fuck he's gonna say here mask when you walk into a restaurant or a nightclub and you're standing up the virus is coming at you from all angles right but once you get to your table and you're seated you're good the virus then goes over your head and hits the wall behind you and that's how we're going to kill the coronavirus we I mean that is stupid right it kind of defeats the purpose of the mask the indoor mask mandate if people are wearing their mask and then they take it off when they're seated but it just kind of speaks to how we never really had real lockdowns in the United States and we didn't take it as seriously as a country if we were taking COVID seriously then that would not be allowed but even as little as we took it seriously that's still too much for these dipshits because they're still screeching about defeat the mandate when there's literally no mandates now you don't even have to wear a mask at the entrance you could just not wear a mask the whole time so um yeah yeah I mean maybe he's making the argument for masks here but I feel yeah I feel like this joke has been made before I think that people on the left have pointed out that it's kind of stupid like it defeats the purpose to do so there's no disagreement there but let's be honest if there was no indoor dining allowed during you know the last wave only crone or delta he would be screeching even louder he'd say that's bad so do you support masks or not you support mandates and taking it seriously or what like I just there's no way to appease him there's no way to appease him because it's not about the policies and what makes sense it's not about the science it's about saying what his right wing audience is going to praise him for shouldn't be handing out vaccines we should be handing out chairs and tables oh that's a great joke oh look at their fucking they're dying they can barely contain their laughter holy shit even Fauci agrees if you seated you're protected the coronavirus while being deadly is respectful of mealtime this isn't even dad joke level it's not even boomer humor it's worse than that and if you're wondering why jimmy door is so painfully unfunny it's because whenever he was funny before ron placon was writing all of the jokes but since ron no longer works at the jimmy door show jimmy door is not funny because he has to write his own jokes and when he writes his own jokes this happens you sit down to have a meal the virus comes out and then it sees oh no there's a potato skin everybody back it's just it's so painful the coronavirus while being deadly Fauci impression is so bad jimmy door is not an impressionist he's not it's why he has mike mccray do all of the impressions and then he reacts to mike mccray doing the impressions and that's his comedy it sounds like it's mike mccray's comedy because he's the one doing the impressions this is why you don't do impressions jimmy door so i i was why i was wiping down everything with a bleach wipe i had one day i knew something was wrong with me because in the middle i go i am bleach wiping a cantaloupe and i stopped for a second and i was like well somebody breathed on it i gotta wipe it down yeah that's down and i knew there was a problem when i heard my wife on the phone saying yeah jimmy's in the other room wiping down his banana so i went to get the vaccine right because i was super afraid of it and i asked him i go is it safe and they go yeah it's safe i'm like is it safe and they but yet he's not an anti-bacter so i like all right so they give me the vaccine and it was like nothing i didn't feel anything i'm like oh that's no big deal at all i'm gonna go home they go you can't go home i go what they go you gotta stay here for 15 minutes in case you die this happened definitely i was like you sons of bitches you told me it was safe they're not even laughing they're just kind of like huh yeah the reason why you stay there is in the event you have an allergic reaction right so my mom is allergic to basically everything and she sometimes is allergic to like ingredients that are in medication or in vaccines like when she got the flu shot she was like really itchy all over um so that's what like if somebody has an allergic reaction you're there so they can treat you you know if you really need it they give you an epi pen but it doesn't really come to that like my mom who's allergic to everything got the covid vaccine and she was okay like she did get a little bit itchy from it but she's allergic to basically everything but you wait because of people like my mom who have to deal with you know um allergic reactions like my mom can't even take penicillin so there are certain people who uh might react in a certain way it's not because they're worried that you're gonna die as if they gave you poison just now oh is you gonna be poisoned from this vaccine like that's the takeaway and that's the joke and that's why they're not laughing because it's objectively unfunny genpepper thank you so much for the tier one sub really appreciate that they go it is safe what are you an anti-vaxxer how can i just got the facts you're the one this is this whole long drawn out conversation that he's having with some clerk at like walgreens who gave him the shot you're probably like one of 15 people and they're just going boom boom boom they're not sitting here talking to you what are you an anti-vaxxer as if they'd say that it's so this is so weird well let me go home why can't i go home we have to monitor you for 15 minutes in case your heart explodes they definitely said that look they're just fucking they're dying look at they're laughing they're so they're just they're busting a gut hey if that happens i am suing the hell out of moderna and they said you can't sue moderna if you get injured by the vaccine because they passed a law that says you can't sue big pharma for vaccine injuries and i was like why would they pass a law like that and they said because it's safe what's the joke and so of course i got injured yep and i'm bad of course you got injured big pharma bad we get it pharma studio companies are bad because they have lifesaving medication that they withhold for people for purposes of profit if you're the sole manufacturer of a particular medication that's lifesaving somebody doesn't have a choice right they have to take it if they increase the cost well you've got a you've got to pay for it otherwise you die if it's lifesaving that's why big pharma is bad they engage in price fixing not because they're delivering poison i mean this whole argument is essentially against modern medicine are you a big pharma shill because you got the vaccine uh is that like honestly what he's saying okay so i guess you're a big pharma shill if you have a headache and you take Tylenol or if you have heartburn you take pepsid congratulations you fucking big pharma sell out it's so stupid just become a faith healer then pray to jesus jimmy that's the only safe way that's the only way to be sure reject modern medicine reject all of modernity and that's the only way to be sure right had to go through all kind of treatments one of them was they put botox in my neck for my stiff neck when he does his show he's like looking backwards at a television and he's raging the entire time like fucking straining his neck there's no fucking way that that's healthy like you probably have a perpetual stiff neck because of that because now nobody can tell when my neck is smiling uh is fucking here's stuff fake laughing in the audience too did you hear that embarrassing because now nobody can tell when my neck is smiling so embarrassing if she's not there to fake laugh then you don't know when to actually laugh because there's no fucking jokes here but you gotta get ready they don't tell you you gotta get ready because everyone's gonna get coronavirus oh micron they knew this all a long time ago and so you got i got ready i got my vitamin d3 i got my zinc i got iver mectin and i bought a horse because i don't want to look like an asshole too late that was crazy that joe rogan kept talking about iver mectin and then he invited dr sanjay gupta on his show from cnn and i was like oh go dr sanjay gupta is gonna embarrass joe rogan because joe rogan announces a guy's fighting in cages and he's a doctor and i don't know if you saw that episode but the exact opposite happened joe rogan got the cnn doctor to admit they were lying about iver mectin what i don't think that that's what happened if i'm remembering the episode correctly joe rogan didn't like that they said that he took horse dewormer which iver mectin for humans it's a parasitic but it's also a horse dewormer and a lot of people were taking horse dewormer because dumb fuck republicans were saying that this is what you should get instead of getting the vaccine and since they didn't get access to it because doctors wouldn't write prescriptions for it they'd go get fucking horse dewormer so you know the cnn said oh well joe rogan took horse dewormer they didn't say oh we were lying about iver mectin what a way to misrepresent this entire thing i mean again this is fictitious because he's telling stand-up so i don't believe that his doctor or the person at wall greens or whoever administered the shot was like are you an anti-vaxxer none of this is true uh so you know of course he's gonna lie and embellish at least a little bit when it comes to the joe rogan bullshit too and joe rogan is a fucking moron by the way and that not only you will not as iver mectin there ain't nothing to comply with it's done you did it you won the mandates are over you don't have to comply congratulations Nobel prize-winning human medicine it's on the who list of essential medicines so is other medication that it doesn't mean it's meant to treat covid i mean the study was released that essentially confirmed what we already suspected that covid 19 or iver mectin was not a treatment or preventative for covid 19 and this motherfucker is still going on about covid 19 he just can't take the l he's got to be proven right on this you're wrong take the l dummy but they but they did that just to confuse you because iver mectin is also used for horses they wanted you to think it was horse poison and you're crazy for taking it people were literally getting horse dewormer and at fucking these places that sell medication for animals they had to put up signs saying you have to show us a picture with your horse because people were buying horse dewormer and they were shitting their guts out they were shitting out their intestines so that's why people were talking about horse dewormer but you know antibiotics 80% antibiotics are used in farm animals that doesn't make penicillin a cow medicine my dog takes prozac that doesn't make it a freaking dog medicine but that's how they try to confuse it that's like saying hey i saw joe rogan drinking a glass of water the other day why is joe rogan drinking toilet fluid i mean it's about how much iver mectin people were taking they were taking a dosage intended for horses that's the issue you dumb fuck so just because iver mectin is also prescribed to human beings because it you know kills parasites that doesn't mean that you should take an amount meant for a fucking horse i i mean jesus christ jesus christ what a brain dead smooth fucking brain argument that this boomer is making why would joe rogan use that stuff that killed all those people on the titanic so the story of iver mectin is how powerful corporate propaganda is ladies and gentlemen they can make you think an essential medicine that has saved billions of people's lives is somehow poison and if they can make you think that they can make that's what you did with the vaccine you made people think that the vaccine is bad right and that is lifesaving with iver mectin that is not used to treat covid so that's why people were pushing back that's not propaganda that's just people saying you're wrong what you do is propaganda what you are doing is saying you know this free medicine that's widely available that literally has saved hundreds of thousands of lives maybe you shouldn't take it i wouldn't recommend it i got a stiff neck from it oh wow you had a stiff neck from it jesus fucking christ how many people in his audience decided to not get the vaccine because of him and then ended up getting really sick getting stuck with long covid or worse i mean do you not feel bad does not not keep you up at night jimmy of course not because jimmy door doesn't give a shit it's all about money and clicks for him because he has devolved into a full blown grifter because he has shifted so far to the right just used republican talking points for years and the only time he actually larks as a lefty is uh to sow discord within the leftist movement so if he could find a way to promote medicare for all or promote uh for you know student debt cancellation it's in the sense of oh well why didn't aoc talk about student debt cancellation or medicare why didn't you need to turn a tweet about medicare for all or something of that nature it's because this is an operative for the right wittingly or unwittingly he is a republican party propagandist you think that the president isn't demented bro look at they're having so much fun gotta go well it's been great to talk to all you white supremacists and in honor of your white supremacy stop injecting i'm gonna relate these people are fucking nuts and as nuts as they are they still don't think that this anti-vax comedy is fun uh the statement from the black caucus of the green party which got it right they said lockdowns mandates and passports are the major issue of the day with millions of people protesting against them worldwide in fact what has become known as the medical freedom movement is arguably the biggest and most diverse international movement in world medical freedom movement the medical freedom movement is medicare for all the medical freedom movement is canceling medical debt that's the medical freedom movement but jimmy door a supposed supporter of medicare for all is letting anti-vaxers co-opt this moment like if you truly supported medicare for all aren't the vaccines the best pitch for medicare for all because we made this one lifesaving uh vaccine free and it saved hundreds of thousands of lives imagine if we made all health care free right wouldn't you if you actually supported medicare for all try to use this moment to your advantage to show people how important free health care is in general but no he doesn't he says actually it's bad and big pharma bad but take this other big pharma thing ivermectin that's not big pharma even though it's produced by murk that's not bad my pharma good your pharma pharma bad it's brain dead okay let's watch jim brewer uh risking your lives to be here i'm sure you've had wait you're going indoors they're going indoors so a comedy event people are on top of each other the numbers this is very dangerous are you gonna please tell me you're gonna quarantine before a memorial day weekend charlie you're always been vaccinated they walk in a lot of confidence i'm afraid of covid no more i'm just gonna got my second shot like what exactly is the joke that people are glad that they're vaccinated yeah logically so logically so i mean where what is the punchline just lol people got the vaccine lamal is that literally the totality of the joke what what is the punchline i'm gonna lick the metal this is how you entertain babies oh my god the whole thing is crazy is it though it really is crazy it's like simon says during a pandemic really that crazy though i mean keep in mind this is october so this is during the uh delta wave more severe more contagious than the alpha strain is it really great like do you honestly think it's that crazy though medicine for a virus every day simon says put your mouse god when you walk in a restaurant simon says sit down take it off every other yes everyone else's npcs because you do the illogical thing of getting vaccinated to protect yourself during a pandemic you're the npcs we're not the ones or the hive mind who are getting our you know directions from fox news or anything like that they're the stupid ones dunning kruger that's all i have to say dunning motherfucking kruger i'm trying to walk away at least with jim brewer though the audience likes it they're laughing but with jimmy door like you have the most like vociferously anti-vax people in the country there and they're still not laughing at least jim brewer found a bunch of rubes who actually think his dumb fuck humor is funny pay attention i went to a park today i saw the most i don't know how to word this i it was just something i didn't expect bless you look at them against the wall we're vaccinated oh my god yeah i feel fake laugh at his own jokes is really like it's making me almost disassociate yeah that's a good point citrus interesting how the anti-vax crowd all became pro poos and it's like they're contrarian for contrarian sake absolutely i feel like they just take whatever most people say and then to be subversive they take the opposite opinion just so they can feel as if they're not mainstream that's maybe the only thing that makes them feel cool or subversive it's like they always align on all of these weird dipshit issues that aren't really debatable um they're like a hive mind almost it's so bizarre to me keep your mask above your nose please i'm sorry guy i went to a park today that's it i'm gonna see you went to a park and somebody was wearing a mask outdoors holy shit shut the fuck up i don't know what to say but um there's a reason why conservative comedy is bad it's because they're either punching down or they're not speaking truth to power they're speaking bullshit and they're pandering to the dumbest in society that's why it doesn't fucking work