 It is gaming week in honor of that, to have some epic gamer moments with Kim. We're playing YouTuber life. Too bad gaming week is over. See if we can become a successful gaming channel. Oh my God. Do you know anything about this game? No, I didn't even know it was a thing and so you told me about it. All right, you have to help me. Help me become an epic gamer on YouTube. Oh, oh, we have to make a guy, okay. But we'll make me. And I feel like my long hair is my key to my success. And yet, there is like no long hair. I guess that's close. That's as close as you're gonna get. My hair is my trademark. If not for my hair, I wouldn't be here. That does not look good. Nope. Here we go. Here's the next YouTube star. Choose one personality type. Superstar loaded. Okay. If I was loaded, I wouldn't be becoming a YouTuber. I mean, isn't that the point of becoming a YouTuber? Here's the thing. I ain't no superstar. I ain't got no money. I'm not sociable. Yeah, but you gotta read what the positives are of picking those personality types because that's gonna influence how they get. You are a master of viral videos and your own ambition is to make more and more. Well, I'm not Scott The Was, so that's not me. Your obsession with money is nothing new. Well, I'm not RGT85, so that ain't me. I'm thinking pick the genius one because that one's probably gonna help you when you're trying to do whatever the challenges are. There you go. Okay. It's up category. Well, obviously cooking. We gotta keep it authentic. I wanna see if we can make this happen again. If we can recreate my moderate success. Oh, you know, just a little thing called the greatest YouTube gaming channel. Ah! It's gaming week. Oh, this control is horribly. Oh, look at your little bootleg Zelda bed. That's nice. Is it Zelda? Yeah. It's dangerous out there. Get this. Well, I can't do it exact. Now can I? Just get this. I kept my games in the shelf. Go to the shelf. This? Like I can't see any games. That's it. Oh, it doesn't do anything. Why can't I click on the thing you want me to go to? There's no games on that shelf. Oh, this shelf. Oh. Oh my. You got one game. I have, what an epic gamer. I have one game called Empire Planet for PC. Okay. This is gonna be fun. Or resolution. Who selects low resolution? Legotech. Legotech. Actually I'm using a Legotech. Legotech. Empire Planet 2 gameplay. And that is not the name of my video. Excuse me. I've been around YouTube for a little while to know that that's not getting any views. I can't say on Nintendo Switch because it's PC but that's pretty close to a good title. Oh. Advice, funny critic. Well, I mean I have to do something funny, right? Funnier than this video. That was it. That was the entire game. Now I have to edit it. Two hours to render that? It took like two seconds to film it. Oh wait, it turned it up. What did I do? What did I get? Am I doing good? I got a score of four. What does that mean? I've never been scored on uploading a video before. I don't like my thumbnail. Can I read you my thumbnail? That would help. To decide whether to upload it or not but it's your first video so you have to. Oh, okay. In future when you get a choice. Upload. Okay, to go to school I only had to go, wait, going to school? That's not part of being a YouTuber. Well, you're one of the new gen YouTubers that does it in high school. No, you're supposed to leave high school to become a YouTuber. But that's what everyone does. Oh, I already get to go. Okay, that's fine. As long as I don't have to go to school, what a nightmare that would be. Stay in school kids. Oh, I get to go shopping. I'm already spending my YouTube earnings. Oh, I've got 68 views on my new video. Oh, so you can buy clothes. Amazing on? Yeah. Idea? Oh, I can buy a PlayStation. Or a second PlayStation. Well, I mean, I'm gonna go for the, oh, that's more expensive though. Why is an Xbox $200 and a PlayStation's $100? That's backwards. Well, I mean, I want that. How much money do I have? $100? I can't have, how am I an Epic YouTube game when I can't afford the system? Oh, speaking of PC games. That's their version of Mario. Wow, okay. Why are these on Amazing On? Wait, where's Mario? Right there. Oh, terrible midget. Can I even say that out loud? I'm reading a title. I'm not being offensive. I want to play Terrible M. Oh, I could probably get like a better... Yeah. That's what I want. Yeah, let's go HD, baby. That's an Epic Gamer moment. I don't need a better mouse. You can literally, you can become an Epic Gamer with a mouse and keyboard of any kind. What about quality audio? Oh, there's one. Do I have enough? I do. I can improve my audio too. Improve my audio and my video and I got something close to a Nintendo game. We're almost at beat-em-up status, baby. Just need to get 100 views on that video. Whoa, look at my views. I'm going viral. Never gonna stop. Terl, I hit 100 views. I should probably do something else. I should capitalize on this new stardom. Package delivered. That was quick. Where do you go? I don't know. Oh, they deliver it into my bedroom. That's not weird at all. This is a future I want to live in. Yes. New microphone. New camera. Slap that bad boy on there. And my new game. Terrible offensive word. Let's play it. Go shopping info. New gaming video. Watch 125. Oh, and I'm building a game collection. I'm actually having fun. It's not bad. Honestly, they considered a lot of stuff when they made this. The popularity for Terrible M is high. Yeah, cause it's Mario. This is great. Game play, let's go. Terrible. I don't know. I don't want to say the word anymore because I feel like I'm being offensive. Here's my actual YouTube brain going into action. If I was actually going to play, I would definitely use the word Terrible. So I think I'm going to go with Terrible. See what I did there? I'm still including the title of the game. And then, you know, we can go for a little bit more clickbait. Yeah, that's some good clickbait though. All right, let's go. Let's see if we can beat 125 views on an empire planet too. Formal greeting. I mean, that's my only option here. So what's up Epic gamers? Today we're playing Terrible Murderous Look. And remember guys, subscriber I'll kill you. Oh, look at that. I did like three times better than last time. Publish video. I would check your phone and make sure you don't have tests or anything because I'm pretty sure that's what I'm saying. Oh, you're right. I probably have chicks blowing my phone up like crazy. I can't fail tests. Oh no! No mom, I'm sorry. It balls it up like. If you don't start studying someday, I'm going to ground you. If you don't start studying. Well, it's not very threatening, is it? Don't come crying when I do. Man, mom's brutal. Extra money at temp jobs. Mom, I'm already an Epic YouTube gamer. Why would I need to go to work top? Oh, I think if you don't have money, you can do that and make money so you can buy upgrades to your stuff. Did you see my title on that last video? We're making bank. I mean, YouTubers do not sleep. So this game loses a point for accuracy. If this rookie thinks he needs a nap, I mean, he's made two videos and he's pooped. Whoa, I'm up to 840 views on, this game is terrible and offensive and it's blowing up. I hit thousand views on my second video. Dude, it took me like a year to hit a thousand views on a video. I'm doing- I'm going to go get a food. My YouTube knowledge now is so much better than what it was when I started. Stick with it Epic gamers. PewDiePie here I come. Watch your back. Where do I eat? I'm going to make this guy somehow more handsome and become the next Markiplier. Markiplier is pretty handsome. Just saying. Is that your type? I wouldn't say my type, but I recognize beauty when I see it. Oh, my first 100 subs would like to welcome you to YouTube. That's actually really good. Like a thousand views on a video and a hundred subs must've been fun. Must've been a good video. Oh, I got a $15 gift card. That's so nice. I did not get that kind of help when I actually hit the hundred subscribers. So I'll let you pick a game. I'll let you pick a game for us to play. We don't have enough for a new console. Actually, we don't have enough for a new game. Well, we can't afford anything else. Apparently we're too broke. So I guess you can play the same game twice. I never do. You could do that or you could do the other job thing and see what that does. Well, I'm a YouTuber. I don't go to work. You did when you started. That's true. Should we go to work? I've been feeling, oh wait, cause that's how you make money. That's what I said. That's how people in real life make money to buy other games and stuff. So you can wash cars, deliver newspapers, makes more money. Well, what do I care how long it takes? I'm not actually doing it. He's gonna leave the room and come back in two seconds. That's time away from other stuff that they want me to do. Yeah, but I did kind of go ham on buying that new equipment. You can use this to buy a new game. I like that realization I just had of, oh yeah, that's how you make money. Here's the thing though, like that one's got five stars. Oh, you're right. I wonder if that has an effect. Try that one, cause that's the highest rated one on there. So maybe that will, follow the trends. Like better video? I don't know, maybe. No, I mean, I'm in complete agreement. We'll make a new gaming video. What is, what is a clickbaity title? You pick us. And I'll fill you in on how close you are. Okay, we've done addicted to. You don't want to use addicted to too many times. People will start calling you out saying, how can you be addicted to that many games? We've done, this game is terrible. So we've gone with the so good it's addicting and so bad it's terrible. Reviewing. I never use that. It is your video though. Is nuclear city worth it? Let's do it. Is that good to you? Yeah, it's a shame they don't make you do a thumbnail. I know. Cause it does affect things I feel like. Oh, the thumbnail is way more important than the title. Do Kim's version of a greeting to a video. I don't know. Can I make? I can't do what you do, like that's. Can I make one up for you? Yeah. What's up guys? Epic Kim here. So we'll render this bad boy out. It's gonna take 11 hours. I do like the more stuff you put in, the longer it takes to render. Even though 11 hours is completely arbitrary. Oh no. Oh no. I studied mom. Why are you watching me? You creep. Hey, new record. Smashed it. Oh, what's she gonna say? What's she gonna do? The school? You missed a lot of class. What? I did study. Leave the computer. Mom, I don't need school. I am on the way of becoming an epic gamer. Oh, I'm pretty sad. I probably would cry. Dude, I got a hundred subscribers in two videos. I am blowing up right now. Mom just doesn't understand. Parents just don't understand. Will Smith was right. Okay, we're live. It's got five green. Dude, but look at it though. We're almost at a thousand views on this one. I don't know. Oh, I got an A plus? Geez, what does she want? There's nothing higher than that. Two K views. Smashing goals. Get a new video game. Well, we can't afford that. But I mean, people are really liking Nuclear City, so I don't, oh look, Broken Worlds, which, just saying Bethesda, maybe a new cover-up for your game. I do want to buy a new console. Hey, there's a Honey Pea's Pea. I see what they did there, but I don't appreciate it at the same time. We are not at the furniture buying stage yet, by the way. We are not $300 for our clothes. This is actually accurate. Remember when we were trying to get like a little bin thing to put our rug in near the couch? And it was like $200 at Ikea? This is super accurate right now. It's a little on the top that comes off. I literally thought at Ikea, I don't make that kind of YouTube money, and I'm looking at idea right now, thinking I do not make that kind of YouTube money. I should probably go to work though and make money at the same time. Nah, we'll make money on YouTube. Are we making any money on YouTube yet? We got $12 last time, I think. Oh yeah, that's right. League of Giants gameplay one, Null. Is the giant wasted time? That's not bad. I wasn't gonna do that. I was gonna do this game made me cry, but this game is a, you gotta capitalize every random words in the title. It makes it stand out more for some reason. I wanna put it in A for Giants. This game is, oh, this game is. This game is giant wasted type. This game is giant wasted type. What's up guys? Epic gamer moments here. Let's yell. I don't. But that lost entertainment. Oh no, I thought I'd make people happy again. My video is a positive happy. That's ha ha funny. A lot of people are gonna be like, usually I find his videos very funny, but right now it's, wait, it somehow boosted to three three funny. I guess what I said was like really hilarious. That's not accurate to me. Stuff I say is borderline chuckle worthy at best. You literally yawned when I made that joke. New record, baby. Whoa, it's like a computer breaking. I can't be an epic gamer with a computer that's sparking. What is happening? Repair, oh, it's only $10. Okay, that's fine. Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again? Oh no, what is happening? Wait, what is it? Oh, it's the tech guy. He's coming in to fix it. Oh, so we got three K views, 500 new followers? One dislike. Oh no. Or is that comments? One dislike. One of my haters right there. He said this game was terrible and it's one of my favorites. Oh, wait. You're trying to just reach 500 subscribers? I didn't get to read it. What was my CPMs? That's very important. I think I have almost 1,000 subscribers. I forgot how easy YouTube was at the start. Oh, wait, that's not me. What is that? He's just gonna stand there and watch me sleep. Is this a fan that found his, oh God, I have this fricking party starting in my room. Why are you always yelling? Dude, seriously, if I was actually screwing up this much, I should be grounded by now. You are doing a terrible job, mom. Walk past the wolf man, leave my room. All right, our last clickbaity title. Someone sent me this game. Man broke into my house. Not clickbait. Who sent me this? Not click, I didn't even do a question mark. What's up, guys? Let's just jump right into it. My friend sent me this game to play on my channel. If this doesn't get, oh, it's a new record. If this doesn't get me 1,000 subscribers, I'm quitting YouTube and becoming a full-time mail delivery man. Okay, I'm at 836 subscribers. So I think this video, wait, am I at 1600 subs? Oh, I guess I went away for the day. You better feed him. Dude, I get that you're hungry, but can we at least take a second to celebrate? That video is blowing up. I am on track. But regardless of that, I think we should call it while we're ahead because trust me, we're only one video away from offending someone and tanking our entire career. So I think we should take a couple days off of YouTube. Thanks for all the epic gamer moments. Kim and I actually have to go downtown right now and meet a friend. So we're gonna go do that. Love you all, subscribe, and let's hit 2,000 subscribers in this video, guys. It would mean the world to me. Okay, bye. I didn't do the thing I usually do where I say hair flip on the subscribe button. Yes. 100,000 likes on this video and I'll hair flip on the subscribe button. Like an epic gamer moment.