 Because you don't own the rights to that music. So we can't use it. And that's stupid. Because we don't own the rights to the music. That mean we can't use it. Well, that was stupid. Then why the fuck they make it? I don't want they credit like somebody's gonna take it. I need to play the song. That's why the fuck they make it. But put it on the internet and everybody getting paid from the streams. So you can't use that shit if you didn't make it. Nah, but for real though, you can't use that shit. Well, I think it's time to monetize, man, stop playing. Come on, man. Hold up, bro. Turn it down a little bit. Turn it down a little bit. Just a little bit more. Because I want them to hear this player-ass shit I'm about to say. Welcome back to the 85 South Show. Yeah! I told you. I told you I was coming back like Scoliosis. Now, you may look around and say, Lo, who you got in the trap with you today? Bro, I got my real partner in here with me today. Smoke yours, crew. In here with me today. Black G. In here with me today. The nigga from Grand Theft Auto. With me today. You know me, you love him. My man, Swank Johnson. Thank you. Wait, don't act like you ain't been on hip, bro. I ain't coming to this motherfucker. I ain't never trying to get here. You haven't been to the trap. I ain't been to the trap yet, nigga. I'm so happy to be in this motherfucker's car alone. Shit, I'm so happy to be in here, nigga. Oh, shit. Yeah, what's happening? There's a motherfucker in Atlanta, nigga. I'm layered up, nigga. I got on motherfucker Long John's leg warmers and a condom. Niggas, it's cold as fuck. Bro, you at the house, man. Do your motherfucking thing, bro. Yeah, I hate DC them not here for this shit, but hell, the way you kicking it, I'm glad they're not here. Clearly, you got shit you wanted to talk about and discuss. Man, I do, man, I do. What's been up, bro? How you been surviving this pandemic-ass shit? Oh, shit. I was spamming corn flakes. You know, just trying to make my way. What my California niggas been up to, man? Shout out to the whole SmokeYours crew. He would be hitting me, trying to tell me, and get you on here. I was like, nigga, there. He got a car. I'm so happy to be here, too. I've been trying to get here. You know, the way, baby, mama's working shit, it'd be kind of tough. You know what I'm saying? Her back kind of big, so trying to get past her. Yeah, man. I completely understand. Because if don't nobody know, I know. Right. Shit. See Valentine's Day and shit coming up. We got some Valentine's cars on there this year. You remember Valentine's Day in school? You'd get a little bag of motherfucking Valentine's from people you don't even like. A whole bunch of little candies and shit. Yeah. Yeah, I love that shit. Yeah, the marketing department acted the fool on this one. Yeah, that's what's up. Because I'm sure it's about love. I'm all about love. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. You know what we said when we made these Valentine's cars? Chico got one over there. DC got one. Everybody got one. We just said fuck it. It's better than nothing. A lot of motherfuckers been getting nothing for the longer. Man, look here. I fucked with this bitch one time. She had to be about 29 years old. She said she never got a Valentine's gift in her life. Really? What you get it? Nothing. You ain't want to mess up the streak. I don't want to be the one. I can't pop her Valentine's cherry. Word. That's Cushrona, too. Yeah. Because you was fucking with me earlier. That's Cushrona. Niggas was coughing before Corona, nigga. So, relax. Get my guy. Then they call us to put me out quick. Niggas got security over. You said the cross-eyed motherfuckers dragged me out. Because rules and rules, my nigga. You get two cars in a throat clip. That's it. Well, shit. You know, there's some good nice premium weed. You smoker with me. I appreciate it, man. That's about the best. Yeah, I love it. I knew we was having a company. I was like, you know what? Brothers and them not here. Let me at least go get some good weed. It's always the best one of yours. Straight in my living room to my stash. Because I ain't have to go nowhere to get it. I love it. I love it. What you said? In Atlanta. I said Atlanta, nigga. Man, I'm just so happy to be here, man. This shit is legendary. I'm so proud of your motherfucking ass. We talk shit, because we really partners. But it's an honor for you to be here, nigga. You the Grand Theft Auto nigga. Like, nigga, you know how many times I almost called you when I was like, nigga, tell me how to beat this shit. Them Grove Street niggas was on my ass, nigga. My whole gang turned on me, nigga. X, X, right trigger, nigga. Bro, you be getting it, bro. So you on the new shit? When the new shit come out? We ain't on six like a motherfucker, man. Man, I don't know shit about that. Rockstar don't tell me shit. They don't talk to me. Motherfuckers be asking me all the time, nigga. But I don't know. Is it a real company? It was just like three rich ass white boys. A little bit of both. I just felt it was like some young ass white dudes with a whole bunch of money. It was like, man, one of the new Grand Theft Auto coming out. Man, I don't think they're that young, but they got a whole bunch of money and shit. What I'm saying? A lot of motherfucking money. I think they from Ireland or somewhere. You know what I'm saying? Rich is a motherfucker. Call me. Bro, you know what I miss for real, though? Some legendary shit. The super rumble mix show. Sipping on, man. Water. Water. You sipping water and Haterade, my nigga. Come on, man. Cut that shit out, man. Don't you know we like fine grapes? You give some of that. There you go. Ungrateful ass niggas every time. Like, I don't get your attention with just loving kindness. Nigga got to come through a yak and herb, huh? Like that, my nigga? You got to have a little B.T. going on some hoes, little booty bouncing and shit, my nigga? That's the only way to get you niggas' attention, my nigga. Yeah, man. That was a precursor to a lot of shit for me, man, and I had a lot of fun doing that, you know? And that's early in the game, and you know, Carlos, by now we've both done enough shit where you know, it's a lot of shit and motherfuckers done and we'll never see the light of day. You know what I'm saying? But at the beginning, you be kind of hoping, like, now you got a condition to it, it might make it, it might not, but at first I was hoping the Super Roman Mix show was supposed to be a whole, you know, TV show joint, you know what I'm saying? But it didn't work out that way, but you know, the way it worked out was cool for me, so I'm thankful for that. How did that shit come about, bro? Because that led to a lot of other shit for a lot of other people. Man, that was Aaron McGruder. I got a partner that, by the name of Jason VanVean, he introduced me to Aaron McGruder, and Aaron kind of took to, you know, I thought I was real niggerish and he liked that. You know what I'm saying? I wonder why he thought that. I don't know, man. I don't know, man. I don't know. I ain't that niggerish. I would dump it on the floor if I was that niggerish. It's the truck. I don't know. It's nice. You gonna watch this shit? DC has done a lot worse. This is nice. Well, this is his shit to do it. You know, you come over, you come over to the company house, you be nice, you just don't be coming over there and doing shit. Right. Laying all on people's faces. I don't expect none less, though. You that type of nigger. You gotta do it, man. I'm saying you put these in shoes right here. You come home and that's how niggers know they mama got a boyfriend when they see this. Them blue motherfucking loafers. What's up with y'all, man? This shit is nice. I love this, man. What the refrigerator at? This is around the corner back there. You all right? You got no real craft services. This is really a trap. Now we got the refrigerator right here. Nigger, what's in that motherfucker? What you want? There's some water in there, baby. Give me some of that shit. Nigger, a little parts and shit. Go ahead, bro. Nigger, lips too big to be over here dry. Sprinkle yourself, my nigga. I'm sorry. Hey, pause. Fuck. Fuck, man. Man, we chillin', man. I just fucking love this shit. But you all in here dressed like a good-ass stepdad and then you got slacks on. I'm trying to change my image. I just had a birthday. You know what I'm saying? I just had a birthday, man. I'm down here celebrating all week. Well, that's dope, man. I'm looking for all the Cougar clubs. You know what I'm talking about? Go to Walmart. Oh, yes. I'm looking for... Walmart, Home Depot, Lowe's. That's what a grown woman would be having right here. I'm looking for a nice, grown, cockazoo-ish Snow Princess. No, not on this show. No, I just want some money. They don't even watch this shit. They watch this shit. I promise you they don't. I know four of them that do. You should have just hollered at them four. I did. You don't like what happened? I need FOMO. What's up with California niggas and white women? No, you know, I just be talking shit, man. First of all, you know, before we go, before we go that tangent, y'all get on YouTube and be talking about slang, love, the buddies. You do them. Nah, bitch. I just like touching on them sometimes. But I love my sisters. All my kids is black, nigga. All of them. All of them. And all my baby mamas is black. All of them. That's real black of you. You proud? Yeah, because you're like, you stood on it. I'm proud of that shit. I have black babies after TV. Yeah, he did. You saw that? Oh, yeah. He told that bitch head off. Fuck that bitch. I don't know. I don't know. Because you remember Snoop caught a lot of backlash with calling up. Mm-hmm. But that lady, she didn't have to say that shit. That white lady, a tagler, bro, and didn't nobody do nothing. Who going to protect black men? She could have ruined that man's career right there. Right there. All she would have had to do was start crying, and LeBron James would have been the villain. Oh, that shit is fucked up, man. My mother fucking turns my probation and says, I can't be within 100 feet of crying white women. Man, what? Bro, I don't want to be nowhere any white women are crying that. No. Because something's going to happen. That's why you don't make them cry. You know what I'm saying? You don't have to make them cry. They cry. They just cry. And they face her in real life. Yeah. I just wanted everybody to have a good time in my birthday party. What? It's just trying to sell me. Yeah, that's the real white. I guess I've been fucking with them fake white and black white bitches. See, you could do that if you're the first black dude that she ever mess with. But like, you fucking around with a white girl and all her boyfriends be black, she think she know to goddamn what she is. And the bitch dangerous. I don't like this. Bitch got the little neck tattoo and shit. I don't like them. I don't like them. You ain't never seen no white girl in that Waffle House in two of the morning. I don't care. I don't care. This bitch sound like somebody on TV. I don't know what that white lady been through, but niggas didn't ran her ass through them. When they got the permanent black lady voice. Oh, she's dumb by that time. What's all, little boy? You ain't like never fought with me like that. I don't. She's dumb. Why not? I don't like the weed man. Bro, we got a cloud in this bitch. Yeah, that's what it's supposed to be. You see that? Smoke yours, nigga. Yeah, I am. Yeah. This shit is cool, Carlos, man. I love this shit. I like your little t-shirt. I want some of that merch right there. I like this. Bro, we got you some. I like that shit. We got some of your merch. Yeah, that's for you right there. That's for you right there. You know, it's my only word once. Shout out to that nigga, DeLore. Yeah, my nigga DeLore James couldn't be with us today, man. I told that motherfucker. He said he was hyped, too. He was hyped, too. He missed the flight. Shout out to Teddy Ray. You already know. How does nigga DeLore gonna miss the flight, man? He gonna act like he don't know where that is. I bet you. A thousand no's. He was. And thought that it was at another time, man. It really was. That's my nigga, though. Teddy, too. Teddy was supposed to be here, man. I talked to him on the way. He said, what's up? I fucked with that nigga. Bro, that nigga had a clip. So goddamn funny. It's so funny I'ma send it to Joe so he can put that bitch in this episode. Because nigga, that one I posted on Twitter where the nigga was like, God, why you give me this accent? Excellent. Lord, why my back, why? Lord, why did Teddy sit the way they sit? He said, because that's how I made you. Now go hit them streets and be happy. Now go in them streets and be happy. Teddy's a motherfucking genius, nigga. Bro, that nigga is hilarious. It's fucked. I just did a short film with him coming out on Valentine's Day. I don't know when it's coming out. But y'all make sure y'all look for this short film, called Why She Keep Scratching. Wow. Star myself, Teddy Ray and Daphne Springs. You know what I'm saying? How long is the movie? It's a movie. It's a short. It's a film short, nigga. We're using technical terms. Really? Yeah, it's a film short. Send me the link. Yeah, I'ma send you the link. I'ma put it on there. I'll make sure Ryan have it. You know what I'm saying? I'ma send it to you. You know what I'm talking about? I text you the other day and then you hit me back. You a lie. You're gonna stop lying on me, too. I'ma show it to you off camera. I'm still gonna say you lying. I'm still gonna talk. You think I'ma give up on my life? I am. I am. I'm lying. Nigga, I've gotten myself out of work. I can definitely convince you. I am lying. Don't you see the type of hell marriage I haven't pulled off? I am lying. I just wanna spit some bullshit right now. Sometimes niggas be wanting to do that. Just pop some bullshit. Speaking of which, let's just read some bullshit that's been happening in the world. What's happening? Well, the first bullshit, you know, LeBron, he got into it with the white ladies. Shout out to LeBron Jackson. Stay strong, Black man. Don't ever let nobody talk you out of your position. Amen. I ain't gonna say his name, but the old president, all his lawyers quit on this new impeachment trial. That can't be good. Lock his ass up. Tom Brady going back to the Super Bowl. Who you got? Chiefs of the Bucks. The one that wins. The Chiefs of the Bucks. The Titans. The Chiefs of the Bucks. The Titans. The Bucks of the Chiefs of the Bucks. The Titans. The Tennessee Titans. Tennessee Titans. All right, bet. This lady is doing some phenomenal things in the state of Georgia. Miss Stacy Abrams is nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize. The Saving America from old dudes, second term. We just lost Hank Aaron. We got to say that because we in Atlanta. He a legend. The Hammer. Larry King is out of there. He out of there. Shout out to Larry King. They're flattening them texts to me right there. See what they talking about, Ryan. We in the group chat. Damn. I don't even want to say it. Rest in peace to Screech. Oh yeah, I saw that. Goddamn Screech, man. Cancel some shit. Yeah, man. Goddamn Screech out of here, man. Goddamn. He was so young. Goddamn Screech. He showed his ass on VH1. Now he literally had a point over where he had the girl eating his ass. Y'all remember the guy in trouble for that? Don't act like I'm... He did. He had a... I remember. I remember what I said. Don't Google it, but it's true. Don't Google it. I didn't see that shit, but I remember that. No, because I remember it was on TMZ and all that shit, and they brought it up on the VH1 show when him and the black dude got into it. Goddamn Vichion got the job. He got hired at Texas University, man. Yeah. He got rehired. Well, you know what? Nick ain't been fired before. Look at me. I've been fired before. I bounce back. Everybody deserves a second chance. Now it's their third chance that we're going to say fuck you all. Now, you get one more... You get one chance to fuck up. Bruh, this is news. Plass took his gold out. Shout out to Plass. He fucked with this show. I didn't know he fucked with this show until we had a show with him. And I walked in and the nigga was already laughing. I thought he'd just be doing that shit on Instagram. Everybody fucked with the show. Everybody fucked with the show? Who you seen fucking with? Everybody. You know who I'm trying to get to watch it? Who got it? Morgan Freeman. He probably do. I fuck with Morgan. I think Morgan is trilling up to watch this shit. You know, he's a worldly ass actor, man. He got to know this kind of shit. So when he comes, he got to do the role. He got to know this kind of shit. I feel like he might have seen it because he did some skits on 21 Savage album. Oh, yeah. He might have caught one or two episodes. He did some skits on 21 Savage album? Yeah, he narrated them 21 Savage album. God damn 21 Savage album. Who I want to start watching this show? Rihanna. You know Rihanna watched this show, nigga. You think so? Come on, man. The back girl, Rih-Rih. Yeah. That's who I want to watch. The back girl watched this motherfucker. I know she do. Rih-Rih. Rih-Rih. You know who else? Who else got to see this shit? Bobby Brown. You know, come on. Bobby, Bobby, this is the trilling show on Earth. And Bobby's one of the trillest niggas on Earth. He had that. Come on, man. At least the Dallas Austin joint. Bobby, subscribe. Come on. He know it. You think OJ Simpson seen this shit? Tell the truth, bro. Don't lie to me. OJ probably watched it once. I don't like these guys. I don't like them guys. They too niggas. I can see that happening. I can see that happening. OJ probably watched this shit like I'm cool. Everybody watched this shit, bro. Everybody watched this shit. If you're watching this shit right now, tell them. Everybody watched this shit. Everybody watched this shit. It's crazy how many people watched this shit. Man, look, this is amazing, man. I'm so motherfucking proud of y'all, man. This is what my ears look like. It's cold as fuck. My little feet is a little tingling this shit. Let me put my shit back on. Bro, it's cold, man. You motherfucking got to do sound like this. That's how you know it's time for niggas to go. Niggas' hands are frozen, bro. Niggas don't want to put the heat on. They want niggas to leave this shit. Bro, you look like you about to pay a whole goddamn property tax. Man, look here. You look like a nigga that got a rat and lawnmower. I told you, man, I'm an elder statesman now, man. I'm an elder statesman. Bro, who made you wet in shit? Who you down here trying to impress? Niggas ain't nobody. I'm repressing myself. I'm a real player out here, man. When you read the comments, just know, they're going to be on your ass. Hey, man, they fuck with me, man. When you read the comments, don't worry about it, man. Just know I'm a slap, nigga. Something like a pimp. You know what I'm talking about? And I'm sliding through. That one went over their heads. They ain't got to. Like a haircut. They ain't got to. He said, I'm a slap. Something like a pimp. You know what I'm talking about? You see the statesman's niggas shined up in chambers, nigga, on Manchester. You know what I'm talking about? Shined up in chambers. Put a zoom in right there, nigga. For the little niggas. That's where you had sling in life? Yeah. You want niggas to see your statesman at him? Yeah. Yeah. You know, we all go through stages. You know what I'm saying? That's what I am. That's what I am in my journey, little nigga. You know what I'm talking about? So when you smell that bucket of chicken on the table, though, it's a trip. You know what I'm talking about? My niggas. Do a good thing for these little niggas in their life. Niggas on the young niggas. Yes, man. In some states. In some states, these niggas. One more time. Fuck it. Joe, Joe, I need a zoom, man. Get it together and zoom. So these young niggas can see what they got to look forward to. This is how you flex when you grow. See that, nigga? How shiny are your church shoes? With the shine, nigga. With the shine, nigga. With the shine, nigga. With the shine, nigga. Come through. Come over your house and flambé some shit, nigga. It's good, nigga. You know what I'm talking about? I ain't no young nigga no more, man. I know. Let me see that lighter. I know. I'm trying to chill and be reserved, man. Let me dress my little groove right here. You loving it? So your birthday just passed. So this your first year out there like officially? Like? Out there like officially. I was just officially just took my first gas station pill. You know what I'm talking about? I'm like, fuck it, nigga. I'm like, fuck it. You got to embrace what you had in life, man. Because I know a whole bunch of niggas that ain't making it to this point. You know what I'm talking about? Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Shit. So I'm feeling stupendous, you know? Splendiferous around this motherfucker. Splendiferous. Splendiferous. Yeah, man. You know what I'm saying? I've been doing this shit for a long time, Carlos. But when you put that shit on, you look indigenous to the soil right now. Man, look here, man. I've been doing this, man. Master of the West African monkey spank technique. Five-time wild cheetah submission hold champion. Oh, man. I've been... Niggas raw, nigga. Ordained minister, nigga. Come on. You know what I'm saying? I've been doing this shit, nigga. I know. Niggas employee of the months. Four times, nigga. I've seen you when you did some of that shit. Five-time baby daddy championship winner, nigga. I got five rings, nigga. Damn. Five trophies, nigga. I'm trying to tell these little niggas, man. I'm trying to tell y'all grow up and be like me, man. You know what I'm saying? Learn how to poach your eggs or something. Make a bitch happy. You know what I'm saying? You can poach your eggs for a bit? I still smoking the same one. Smoke yours, folks. I am. Don't worry about me. This is yours right here, nigga. But smoke mine, dude. I am. Smoke the wheat. That's the house wheat. Ain't no mine in yours. Now, is it the house wheat that you said is yours? Because you wouldn't have got to watch this face. I ain't about this. I'm not. It makes a difference when I'm smoking yours. I need to write that on the list, Carlos. I need to know who's our smoke. You smoking in the carrier of Carlos's milk right now? Ryan, is this your shit? Nope. His shit trash trash. And a nigga had a little soap in the bag. I don't know what that do. Like you trying to keep this shit fresh or something? Whatever. I love it, man. And that's just how we live in sling. Like a lot of people be checking the podcast out, but they don't know who the podcast is for. This podcast right here for all the faithful men out here who got one woman, but you want two more. That's all you want. Like you not about to cheat on your later. You just want two more bitches. And there's nothing wrong with that in your heart in your mind. So I've been told. Ain't nothing wrong with desire. Niggas got to get that lust out of his heart. That lust works the indigestion. You know how bad lust is? God put that into 10 commandments. Don't be looking at your neighbor white because God knew that if you were successful, like you supposed to be, chances are your neighbor going to have a bad bitch too. Do you think it's too many bad bitches at this point in time in history? No, sir. I was thinking about this shit the other day. Women look better than they have ever looked in the history of mankind. At this point in time right now, you ever thought about that? These are not the same women your granddad was chasing. Ain't no such thing as really no ugly women no more. You see an ugly woman, you kind of want to holler at her because she's so rare. Like a collectible Pokemon. Ain't nobody going to believe. Was that Manga Zora? What if it's like, what if we get desensitized to pretty women and the thing is going to be having an ugly chick because ugly chicks don't look like nobody. Like to order to look good, you got to kind of like, oh, she look like such as such. But if you get something original, I'm just like, is she ugly or undiscovered? Y'all don't be thinking about this kind of shit. It's just me. And this ain't even directed at nothing. These just thoughts I'll be having in my mind like ain't nobody going to understand these. Because if you think about how life worked right, it's really 50-50. It's 50% of the motherfuckers who ain't never going to fuck with you anyway. But then it's 50% of some motherfuckers who are going to fuck with you anyway. That's crazy. We'd be so worried about the people who's never going to fuck with us in any way that we'd be forgetting about the motherfuckers who we the shit to. Bro, we the shit to somebody. I'm a bitch crushed on wealth. Don't tell me if I was in the city, she fucking tonight because she liked me. Not because I took her out to dinner. It's because she heard this shit and liked me. Like, that's my type of nigga. And she don't even know me. That's why we go to these shows. They be like, I love you. I be like, what does that mean? Does that mean I can drive your car tonight? Or do that mean you're just a fan of this work? Because that's two different things. Love, you can take love outside and do some shit with it. Like, it's just in the room. For the moment. This too deep for these people. They ain't hiding them. I'm high as fuck. I'm high as fuck right now. You told me you was going to smoke this bitch out. I'm still going to smoke, but I'm high as fuck right now. Come on, bro. I'm going to smoke. I just got to make sure it's gone, because it ain't legal here yet, is it? Yeah, it is. It ain't illegal. You know what they do now when they find we're like, man, hey, put that shit up. I don't know I have an encounter. And I don't want to. I don't need to. Whatever the officer's got going on, they need to keep that going on because it doesn't involve me. The motherfuckers put us over in Mississippi. I don't know nothing about this office here as far as well. And Mississippi? The motherfuckers pulled me over in Union County, Mississippi. That's right the past war for them. That's part of the talk. Them niggas pulled us over. I thought they was going to take us straight to the plantation. They probably would have been. The white motherfucking there. They found the weed. Yes. They found the weed and took the weed and just let us go. They jacked us for the weed. I believe it. I thought they was going to take us down. Forty years. They would have gave you about 40 years. I thought they would have taken us down. Mississippi got the craziest laws, bro. Let's get all that shit. That's why I'd be nice. That's why I wear this kind of shit so I can be cool. I don't think that's going to get me in no trouble, bro. I think it will sometimes. But when you put some hard bottoms on them, motherfuckers do got to talk to you there. Yeah, you know, just a little bit. Yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying? That's what you want sometimes. You know what I'm saying? Y'all need to put this on one more time. We want more time. So these niggas can sing. No, it's real shit, though. You do look like you're about to buy a plot of land. Zoom in that shit. And look a little nigger. Look a little nigger. If you look close, you can see yourself. You know what I'm saying? One day you can be like me. Sling look like you're going to break some horses after this. You know what I'm saying? You just got to be cool. You know what I'm saying? At least I'd rather look like I'm about to break some horses than breaking somebody else. You know what I'm talking about? I'm just cool. I'm going off in that motherfucker. I ain't got the patience to steal. Nah, me neither. I'm too picky to steal some shit. I don't want to use that shit. That's another motherfucker in here. Yeah, that's some bullets here right there, nigger. Give me some stasis. Out of sight out of mind. Come on, nigger, this shit is right. Now you got some cool ass house weed, to be honest. I was talking shit about it this shit, but this shit kind of got me like real right. I'm high as fuck. You know what I'm saying? I'm stuck. It's cool. You know what I'm saying? Right. This is right. And I appreciate you giving it up like that. It's real shit. Because a lot of people be coming over here and they be like, man, what is this? I'm like, nigger, y'all just don't have the right connections in the right places to just really have that weed that do what we supposed to do. It's like a cool little goulash, you know what I'm saying? At first hit, it wasn't very little tasty to me. However, as I continue to smoke, you know what I'm saying? Yes, however, it does the job very effectively. You know what I'm talking about? My carnivorosity is bubbling at an all-time high right now. My shit is redlining, you know what I'm saying? Come on, man. My shit is redlining a little bit and this shit is good. You know what I'm saying? My signal is going in and out. But you know, it's going to start even and out in a minute. So just give me a second to even this motherfucking signal out. Because this weed is where it's at right here. I'm really fucking with this, man. You know what I'm saying? But every time we get together, we get high as fuck and talk about the good times. We do. It'd be that. It'd be Caliweed. I don't know what this shit is right here, nigger. You think we don't got Caliweed in there? Mm-mm, this mother shit. I know y'all got Caliweed, but this mother shit. Like, this shit got grits in it or something. Yeah. Got me. You know what I'm saying? I can leave you. I'm going to be like, I don't want to smoke no more. You know what I'm saying? Ain't nothing going to hit like that. I mean, this is cool. I don't usually go for pre-rolls and shit, man, to be honest with you. 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I just felt like doing the show was like a dream come true. And then August 7th came in and the shit about to come on TV and I'm just thinking like, watch this shit, don't come on. Watch these white folks pull the plug. But this shit came on, man. They wanted me to be the crackhead. It was fucking amazing. I was like, look, can you be a crackhead? I was like, I am above it. They did. That's fucked up. I wish they had a loan. I mean, I would have did it, but it wouldn't have been believed. Casting out of it? I bet you're going to believe a nigga this handsome is on crack. No, you too fly to be a crackhead. You look stupid. You too fly for that. I know. You too fly for that. I mean, he's not even believing me. He must really be at that. You too fly for that. Yeah, you too fly for that. Talking about black Jesus. Did you catch any hell? I mean, you know, people don't play about their Jesus. People wrote about it and shit, but then nobody comes to see me. It's cool. Then nobody, you know, write the letters to me and say no shit. And nobody's going to walk up to you, and you're like sick, sick. Well, you know, even with that hat on, you know, ain't nobody just going, who going to walk up to a niggas six, six with Stacey Adams on? Man, you'd be surprised, man. You'd be surprised, man. These little niggas be buck. You know what I'm saying? The white boys, you know, whoever passionate about their point, they be buck. Walk up and shit, chest all poked out, nigga, four foot seven, nigga. What's up, nigga? Anybody, you know what I'm saying? So, you know, I just be trying to be cool, man. You know what I'm saying? Right. You know, niggas be like you big, you know, always be using my height, you know, I'll be thinking of it like this, you know, if men are dogs, you know what I'm saying? I'm a great name. Whenever you heard a great name, be vicious, nigga. I'm Marmaduke, nigga. I'll be chilling, nigga. You know what I'm saying? You Marmaduke? Marmaduke, nigga. I'm Marmaduke, nigga. Fuckin' Scooby-Doo. I'll be chilling, nigga. You... All right, man. It's cool, man. You know what I'm saying? I just... Look, I learned to chill out, man. It's good, man. You know what I'm saying? You all right? I'm good, man. I told you chilling my damn stuff. That's all this shit is about. That's what I'm talking about, man. I'm gonna take my shoes off again as soon as my feet get warm, though. It's just cold as fuck in here, man. He just... He opened that bitch up, you know. You opened it up? Yeah, it's not that it's cold in here. It's just that the temperature... I don't know the fucking stove. It's about that time of night. This is what people don't realize, bro. At a certain time of night in Atlanta, the temperature just dropped all of a sudden. It's just... It's a strange ass place. Nigga, it is. People think this is the south, but I don't know. It's all... It's the south, but it's the southeast. And then it'll just be so much strange shit happening. It might fuck around to be 80 degrees tomorrow. Nigga, it's cold as fuck right now, nigga. It's cold as fuck now. Nigga, I don't want to do nothing. Right. Nothing. And that's what it's been doing this whole time. It'll be cold as fuck. Get half a three-day rain for two weeks. Same shit over and over again. Man, that's some bullshit, man. That is some bullshit. I'm glad we got some cool accommodations. Otherwise, I'll be crying and shit. It's cold as fuck. That wind come by. Whip. Whispin' hard as a bitch, nigga. Wispin' the... Shakin' the whole building, nigga. Whispin'. Whispin', nigga. You got to say, whispin'. You got to enunciate for these niggas. Whispin'. Whispin'. See, you doing all the show. Whispin'. I said, whispin'. Whispin'. Is whispin'. You still got to make it a little niggurish for niggas. Yeah. Whispin'. You said, enunciate. Enunciate, but you still got to add a little niggurosity to it. You know what I'm saying? There you go. Niggurosity. Niggurosity. Niggurosity. Yes. Is that like the nigga version of niggagenerosity? You know a little bit, perhaps? Niggurosity. Yeah. That's kind of like when the wave man gave you a little bit extra. Yeah, it's a little niggurosity. You know what I'm saying? A little niggagenerosity. Get that nigga. You know what I'm saying? You got to put a little niggurosity on him. You know what I'm saying? So what if you're going through a phase of changing? Would that be like a nigga odus or like a niggas? What would that be? If you're going through a phase of changing, like what? Like a nigga metamorphosis. Oh, it would be like a... Would that be a negorpheus? It's like a nigga synthesis. Niggas synthesis. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? You know, you just changing. Niggas change through a life. Wait, wait, wait. So let me ask you this. Are there synthetic niggas? Oh, yes, indeed. Yes, indeed. It's a lot of them. It's authentic. It's authentic. It's authentic. And then it's synthetic. It's more authentic, but it's quite a few synthetic niggas sliding within the ranks that need to be weeded out. Give me an example of a synthetic ass nigga. From a nigga with some stasis on. That shit hit different. Okay. Everything you say damn near believable. You got the ball. Okay. You know, I'm in the process of writing the handbook right now. So some of this information, I made this closed. You know what I'm saying? It may not be suitable for some viewers. That's what you're getting at. But you know, we're telling them at the beginning of this show anyway. This show. Viewer discretion is advised. All right. Some of these synthetic niggas, man. I'll tell you, man. Some of these niggas, man. Fashion is fashion, man. I'm tired of seeing you niggas, man. Caps, man. Tired of seeing these niggas jeans. Paying it all, man. If you and your business. Niggas jeans are too tight, man. Too tight. This one thing is be slim. It's another thing to be tight niggas look like Negro superhero. Niggas ain't supposed to see the mother fucking contour your calf. No, but I'm some real shit. When I see them niggas with them, I move out the way. Because any nigga who got enough nerve to do some shit like that, don't give a fuck about nothing I got going on. The niggas will take you out. Because they got more to prove. These niggas right here, man. I'm telling you, man. Look here, ladies. If you and your nigga about to have sex, and you peeling your jeans off, and that nigga peeling her ears off too, who's a real bitch? Just ask yourself that question. You know what I'm saying? Oh. I'm like, I've seen some synthetic niggas doing shit. Like, let me out here trying to be best friends with the hoes and shit. Mmm. Yeah, that's a very, very, very common trait. Oh, plague brothers. Oh, I hate them niggas. I hate them niggas. I hate them niggas, man. I hate you niggas. You niggas is poison in the hoes with this shit. No, man. I got promoted back home. You niggas is poison in the hoes with this friend shit, nigga. So when the nigga, when the bitch run across a motherfucker like an 85 South Show viewer, or a smoke yours affiliate, she got it fucked up because she been fucked with niggas like you. Look here, bitch. Niggas is not your friend. Stop. I'm just saying, man. That's some bullshit, man. Can you even say that type of shit anymore? Because they got so many other things. When you wear faces, you can do it. That's why I ask you. Them young niggas, they can't talk that shit because they shoot game off. No, they shoot game nice. I'll give them that, but they off, you know, they just not there yet. But they, you know, they got some nice game. They got, well, I take that back, man. What's up with them orthopedic soul looking shoes and motherfuckers? I hate them motherfucking shoes. Them niggas look like them motherfuckers. Me, I don't need them. You just slide in them and shit and they just wrap around the nigga ankle and shit. What the fuck is that shit? Them big ass shoes. They look like superheroes with them tight ass pants. Big ass shoes. Big ass shoes with the big ass souls and shit. They wear platformers, man. These niggas just grew up different, bro. I don't think they mean no harm. They just from a different environment. I don't think they mean no harm either, man. But you know, I'll be hearing motherfuckers always talking about the OGs need to come back. It ain't the OGs fault. It's the daddies. Niggas go home and take care of these kids. Niggas, these niggas is fucked up. These niggas is doing music, videos and shit in the kitchen of a condo, strapped with a gang of guns, shirtless and dancing around in the circle. 20 niggas are not a whole sight. Who's throwing the two niggas? That's because they responded to 20 niggas who said something about all 20 of them. How do you got 20 niggas gathering? They ain't like on the first level of the game. They gotta get in the game first. You know how hard it is to get a lot of hoes? What hoes gonna show up with 20 niggas? You wouldn't even feel right trying to bring some hoes around. 20 niggas? I wouldn't bring no hoes around. No niggas. Why are you around 20 niggas? Look, I'm doing a mentoring program, man. Hit my shit, man. Slinkjohnson.com, man. Just send me a picture of your mom in $50. Goddamn, what the... You pandering? No. No, you pandering. I'm just saying I'm just trying to help you. You know what I'm saying? These little niggas... You gonna start with the mommas. Yeah, I'm... You know, we gotta... You gotta start. It's an interview process. Okay. It's an interview process. Bro, stop playing, because a lot of mommas watch this show and they're gonna definitely hit you about helping with them kids. Zoom in on Stacey. Get them shoes, man. You letting them know you're ready. Hey, man, welcome back to the 85 South Show. I'm in this motherfucker live with your auntie boyfriend, Slinkjohnson. And this business-handed player, the cold-ass head, man. You can't be matched. Black Jesus. Hey, man, you know what I'm saying? Thank you very much, Carlos. I don't know, man. I'm just... I'm feeling some kind of way right now, man. What kind of way you feeling? I mean, I'm feeling... I'm feeling all struck, man. I'm in motherfucking 85 South, man. I'm in the trap, nigga. This is the trap. This is the trap of all traps, nigga. This is the trap of all traps. And this nigga... You know, nigga, this is like the tonight show for real niggas, man. Ooh, this... Yeah. But if they watch it the next day, it'll be like the last night show. Or the today show if they watching it in the morning. You know what I'm saying? So... I need me a show that come on at three in the morning. Guess what I want to call it? Fuck is you doing. I want to be a guest on that motherfucker. And it'll just be me at the house and shit you can do at three in the morning at your house. Hey, what's up, y'all? I went to sleep earlier, so, um, look, we're just about to go through the house looking for shit that we ain't found that we ain't seen since we moved in this motherfucker. Hey, nigga, that motherfucker hit, too. I know. That motherfucker hit. You ever find yourself doing some dumbass shit at three four in the morning, cleaning out the refrigerator, and you look out the window and showing up like, fuck you. Yes, yes. Fucking sweeping. I'm gonna clean out the fucking fireplace and shit. Stupid shit. Fuck I'm doing, man. It's high up in Somnia and shit. Worried about that bitch. Bitch, get out of my mind. That's exactly what he did, though. Oh, shit. He been sleeping me alone. I'm doing some stupid shit. That's why I said I want to be the first mother. That ain't where I'm at, because they be fucking crazy already. Man, these bitches, man. I swear to God. One time I heard a woman say, she called and I was like, I was asleep. She was like, don't nobody sleep that fucking long. I was like, what type of stupid ass shit is that? You don't know what made me tired or not. Inconsiderate. They don't care nothing about our feelings. They don't care nothing about that shit. This little bitch, it's only 24 hours in a day. That's what I'm trying to tell you. Bitch, always want demanding of a nigga. It's only 24 hours in a day. You feel me? Look here, it's eight hours. You want a nigga that's responsible, and the nigga to take care of business. He gonna work eight hours a day, bitch. He need eight hours to sleep, bitch. So that's 16. He got only eight hours left, bitch. You know a good faithful black man, Godfair. Black man gotta go to church and worship God, bitch. He need at least two hours out that eight to do that. And he love and respect his mama so goddamn much that he gotta devote two hours out this day to go make sure his mama got everything that she needs because he is the one that holds his family down. That means him only four hours. Four. And out of the four hours, it is imperative that that brother gets to fellowship with his partners in the trap of do real nigga shit. You understand what I'm saying? You don't fucking, you bitches are so selfish. What's wrong? I gave you that hour. What's wrong with that? What the fuck is wrong with that? That real spirit then came to him. I'm talking about a real ass spirit. Stop that. They're so inconsiderate, man. They're so inconsiderate. Look, man, my heart beats right now. They demand so much of your life. Look here, bitch, I'm doing the best I can. I'm doing the best I can, bitch. This shit's so real that the Asley Brothers had to write a song about it. You remember that? That nigga didn't even waste no time on the loop. Soon as the beat came on, that nigga said, I got a job, baby. I got work to do. Let that nigga live. You're gonna have to get used to me coming home a little late. Bitch. At work. Bitch, he's a good black man. It's so hard to be. It's so hard to just, you know, a boy at the pitfalls that they out here setting for black men. That's the black man. Man, you gotta understand what you got pregnant. You know how many bitches' hearts I had to break? Oh, my God. Why you bring that up? Bro, I've had, it took me a long time to work through that. You know how many people... I'm talking about was at the height of my whoredom. I was pulling winners. Lawyers. Doctors. Women with exotic sports cars. Cheaters. Squirters. Edges. Deep throaters. Women who asked for it in the booty. I'm talking about ask for it. Some possibly required it. They required it in it. Strippers. Gymnast. Dance instructors. Independent business owners. A fucking beautician that made over $50,000 a month. Oh, I'd have mercy there. And you gonna bring that up in the trap. I'm just saying I'm just trying to keep it real. The height of my whoredom. See, that's the thing, man. That shouldn't be the name of my memoirs. Deep at the height of my whoredom. That's a delicate time in a man's life. I'm talking about when you got a whole goddamn team of winners. That's a delicate time in a man's life. You know what I'm talking about? You don't owe nobody nothing. That's what teaches a man, you know... Responsibility. Responsibility and dedication. You know what I'm saying? Priorities. Priorities, yeah. You know, you gotta learn. Right. Because you have to be smart enough to actually know how to put this rotation together. And unfortunately some of these businesses collateral damage. Wow. Some of these motherfuckers you should have never been fucking with anyway. But sometimes we ignore the red flag. And you just gotta offer ministry. Sometimes you just gotta offer some ministry, you know what I'm saying? You know, she might be a lost soul, you know what I'm saying? But sometimes. She just sometimes. Sometimes. It's so worth it. It might be just be a bump in the road and it's so worth it. Because you know how much you might do for her life? I'm telling you sometimes it'd be worth it. How much you do for her life? A lot. It's a lot. What the fuck? Hey, is that a white Honda? Nah. We got this still though. I thought about my baby mom was out there. She might be though. That bitch got a big ass bag money. You love her though. I do. She good people. She make soup. Mm-hmm. When they little beans in the city, little garbanzas, they'll be like, bitch, what you doin', bitch? You look like the other cassees and shit. That's what you be doin', man. You know what I'm talkin' about, bitch? I saw how you lit up when you brought her up. Yeah, you know. She good, you know what I'm sayin'? Tryin' to get back with her. Yeah, you know what I'm sayin'? How is it goin'? She started winnin'. It was cool till I started having the spit start to pussy. It wasn't no good. Aw. That's how I know she lost her fillin'. When you got her spit started, when you got her spit started, she lost her fillin', you know what I'm sayin'? Yeah. You know, ladies, you know when you like that nigga, you know what I'm sayin'? That motherfucker's wet. It's ready all the time. When, as soon as he call you. And you know what, that motherfucker's moist. You know what I'm talkin' about? That motherfucker's nice and just soggy and shit. You know what I'm talkin' about? After you don't like that nigga no more? That shit is... Yeah, man. That shit is the Mojave. You know what I'm talkin' about? That shit is sandpaper tryin' to slide a peanut all up in that motherfucker. All right, let's just bring it back up. I can't believe you came up here and brought up all these traumatic ass men. Now you remind me of all the times that I ain't been liked. Look, zoom in the space again. See, when you been through a lot, you know what I'm sayin'? Life has been troubling. You know what I'm sayin'? You been through trouble. Now, look, that's one part of... You actually just recognize, you know what I'm sayin'? I've come, I've braced my pain. That's one part of the pussy game that niggas don't never speak of. We all done had some pussy after she ain't like you no more. Mm-hmm. That shit they cookin'? That shit don't even feel the same. That old hunt takin' ass pussy. Business land there lookin' at you. Yeah. Tryin' to make you feel like Mr. from Color Purple. Punk ass bitch. Tryin' to get through up you and shit. That shit is terrible. Make you just want to put your dick up. Never mind. That pussy feels like anger. And you know what the bitches don't understand? Like, that's what hurt. You know what I'm sayin'? It ain't so much that the pussy is fucked up just the fact that you don't love me no more and you expressin' it through the pussy. Oh, my God. You know what I'm sayin'? Oh, my God, this thing is good. This guy's fuckin' really good. No, listen, kid, you got a gift. You got a real gift. Oh, when you said that last shit you fuckin' said. You fuckin' said that fuckin' shit right there. That's real life. That's real life, man. Oh, you don't love me no more and you're expressin' it through the pussy. I've never heard words so fuckin' beautiful. I've never, I've never had words. That's real shit. Listen, I've never had words touch me in a way that when you said that shit that you fuckin' said. Oh, my fuckin' God. Who is this guy? They call you Black Jesus for a reason. You know how when you used to hit that pussy when you first started that pussy was like, wow! You'll eat a dice game for that pussy. You gone. You up and shit like I'm up 1800. I told that bitch I'm supposed to be there or not. You there. That pussy was wet. You know what I'm sayin'? Two, three years in. You want me to tell you later just how you know you was at the height of your pussy. Your nigga gonna get you some food and bring you back in the shit still hot. And ain't none of your fries missin'? Nigga ain't bit off nothin'? If the nigga bring you back some warm-ass food. This nigga love you bitch. You should just be glad that nigga bringin' you some niggas. See, I'm here. I want to be able to articulate a real nigga's love. I don't think these bitches understand how a real nigga love. Before you even get to that part, gotta have you speak on what you said. She express it how much she don't love you through the pussy. Through the pussy. That motherfucker used to be Niagara Falls. That motherfucker used to be a slippin' slide. Nigga, that shit was great, nigga. That shit was like skating rings. Now this shit is like a motherfuckin' sandpaper, nigga. This is like the inside of sandpaper inside a toilet paper roll. When it hurt both of y'all. When it hurt both of y'all. When it hurt both of y'all. That shit is nasty as fuck. Bitch, you gotta stop doin' that. That's some buster-ass shit. Damn. You know what I'm sayin'? It doesn't like feelin' like nobody love you. As soon as you get that, like that feelin' of being unwanted. Balvin' right there. Who's supposed to be inviting like your grandma house? It's supposed to be... Like everybody's feeling that. It's supposed to be a safe haven for you and your feelings. Right. You know what I'm sayin'? Especially your feelings. Especially when I'm in there skiddin' with you, you know what I'm sayin'? I'm exchanging bodily fluids with you, bitch. I'm givin' you my essence. Bitch, this is for you. You know what I'm talkin' about? That's why I think when niggas be fuckin' up when they always... We gotta stop this term, give me some pussy. What do you mean, give me some pussy, bitch? I'm givin' you some dick. Do you understand what's goin' on right now? You are the recipient of greatness. This is the power staff of life, bitch. I'm important to power inside you. You just made me change my whole train of thought once again. I will no longer say give me some pussy. You know what I'm gonna start tellin' her? Give us some pussy. Cause you gon' get some too. You gon' get some too. Let's have an experience between each other. Right, cause this is a... Come on, man, we gotta stop all this. Look, bitch, I'm givin' you something and I'm givin' you my time. You know how I put it, don't forget. Come on, I already divided it up for you. I already know how I'ma do it. I can't do it in my voice, though. Don't. Be like, ma'am, I would like to exchange some dick for some of that pussy, please. I have dick for exchange. Would you like to make a deal with me? I'll trade you 30 minutes of dick for 60 minutes of pussy. You gotta know it. Cause I gotta come back. I got some two times. I'm coming back. You gotta know it. And if you fuckin' with a real nigga and part of me when I say bitch, don't come on, you'll miss me without an L. If he... It'll be cool if he wasn't callin' us bitch. That's most endearingly. You all love it if that right nigga call you bitches. So let's take it that I'm the right nigga right now. Bitch. You know what I'm talkin' about? So look here. Y'all better stop that. I feel like if you sayin' bitch, I feel like you talkin' to a specific type of person who only gon' hear it. Like they been told before. Yes. Like you sayin' that because they know it, but they just not applying it. And you already said it in a place of love. Now you gotta talk to them in a language that they will understand. You gotta know man, stop actin' like that. Man, you gotta understand that you're receiving greatness from real niggas. He's sliding through. Sometimes I be tryin' to hold my greatness away from you. You ever see it too? You ever have to pee from out first and be like mm-mm. They don't deserve it. They not worth it. They not worth it. That's what I wanna tell you, see, I wanna tell you this greatness. I wanna tell these dudes the unpopular truth, man. I wanna tell you the unpopular truth. Here you go. Save some of that greatness, man. These bitches don't deserve it, man. You gotta understand these bitches ain't worth your time, bro. They don't deserve some of these bitches. How many times have you fucked with the wrong person? Man, I don't have a calculator with enough of a gigabytes. There ain't nothin' but fuckin' ain't gonna work. But do you understand that's the parallel of the universe? Some of these people that we end up dealing with was never supposed to come into our realm of possibility. Just think about it. If you were to shut the fuck up. Exactly, so don't fuck with that bitch, man. Save yourself because she's not worthy. Does she have some money? What does she work? You know how everybody have weird little triggers and shit? As soon as the motherfuckin' tell me they like me, I start to investigate what the fuck they doin'. You like me? Man, why you like me? Bitch, you know what the fuck the fuck I mean? You! Mm-mm. Let me see what you got goin' on with your life. What the fuck did you grow up with? Was any power lines in your yard? I ain't mad. I'm just tryin' to tell these people the unpopular truth, man. Do you think women with little feet are sneaky? Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Because they can try fast as a motherfucker. They cover a whole lot of space. Fast as shit, you know, next thing you know, your wallet gone and shit. Your watch ain't on the counter no more. Sneaky little bitch. Talk to the nigga. I want my chain back, bitch. What would you tell a nigga who just found out he ain't the only nigga? Because these young niggas be hurt by having that. Since you got Stacey Adams on, I feel like it's more believable. I already know, but I want to hear from you. I'm tellin' you, man. You dressed apart. Look, man, my mama told me, man, one man and one woman out of men and women, you know, women are more low down than men. So you got to know that, man. She said that for real. Yeah, she said that for real, man. So, you know, these bitches are sneaky, man. You know, you got to know that, dude. These bitches are a lot to the end. Because if they wouldn't, man, Morick Povitz wouldn't be a hit, nigga. You know what I think is cold if your girl cheat on you and she don't have no car. That means she cheatin' with a nigga with a car or she cheatin' with a nigga she love a whole lot to ride the bus with. Nope. She'll catch a rat to cheat on you. She makes some other motherfuckers and puts it in her motherfucker's skin. That's why you got to stop fuckin' with them cousins and shit, because they know. What? That's why you got to stop fuckin' with them cousins and shit, because they know. What? 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You gotta learn. What if she be like, you right, I did the shit, you gotta go. Now you're gonna fucked up when you could have just kept being stupid. Do we have kids there? A lot of them don't. A lot of the niggas' kids don't never be what they said. Oh, the niggas be raising other niggas' kids. They do. Niggas raise other niggas' kids better than their own kids. I don't know if these niggas just trading kids or what. But what if you meet a girl and she already got some kids and you like them kids more than your kids? You think that's the case? Won't nobody say this shit? Won't nobody say it? That's fucked up. What if a nigga really just went over there and them kids was loving him like they real dad? Good night, daddy. We love you. That's kind of hard. Forget them. Ain't your damn kids. That's kind of hard right there. That's kind of hard. Them kids are trying good shit. Look, I'm not saying this about nobody personally. I'm just saying what if. That's what I have to do as the moderator. Oh, that's hard, man. What if the kids was waiting on their stepdaddy? What if the stepkids treated that man as they real daddy and they had a better environment to thrive as a father? All right, on some real niggas shit, especially if they're around the same age, on some real niggas shit, you got to find a way to integrate your kids, nigga. If you don't integrate your kids, nigga, you far. Yeah, that's the right solution. That is the right solution. You know how many niggas have been beat up by their kids? Niggas 16-year-old son, 6'7", and knocked his ass out. That's what's fucked up. And they act like he's supposed to just... That's why I'm telling these niggas, you got to get back with these kids, man. These niggas wearing these man bags and shit. Bro, they got to stay the whole time, bro. Stop leaving them up. Stop. You knew that bitch was crazy. The first place on that guy was dynamic. You knew that bitch was good. And if you think about it, it's niggas out here who can't even see their kids over some shit like $150, $120, $100. And then there's niggas that old... They know they be old. They baby mom with a bunch of child support, nigga. And they ain't even trying to put nothing on it. Niggas, I say niggas stop. It's probably even $20 in the mailbox, just to shut them up. Yeah, exactly. After about eight of them, you'll build up some credit. Do some real niggas shit with her. You know what I'm saying? Things might change. Come on, man. Drop that. Most of the time, it's about that little change, though. Or some time. Or some time. Both are brilliant. Don't be so busy yet. Don't be so busy. Give me some more water, man. You got it. Don't be so busy that you can't go fuck with them. You know what I'm saying? Make your relationship with them. Right. Because these kids are the future. Whether you believe it or not. And if you don't, they be normal. And they grow up fast. They don't have these man bags and shit. Yeah. They grow up fast and tell. Tired of these niggas with these man bags and all these motherfucking accessories and shit. These niggas be dazzled and shit. Come on, man. And you don't think that we're living in a time where niggas have way more shit than can fit in some pockets? Yeah, man. What's wrong, man? Why you niggas can't put your shit in the pocket? Because ain't nobody came out with no swag bag. They ain't shit and purses is the only option if you're a nigga with a lot of shit. I'm not making an argument either way. No, nigga, a backpack. No, that's too easy to target. It's too easy to target. Man, okay. I say it's too easy to target. I understand. That's what I'm saying. I'm at a different point in my life. Too easy to target. You see how you were just saying you don't fuck with them niggas with them purses and shit. What's the target, man? Where the backpack? Unless you're doing some illegal shit. And brother, I implore you not to do no illegal shit. As an older nigga, come on, man. Don't do nothing. Come on, man. If you ain't got two, don't carry the strap in the backpack. You know what I'm saying? If you're in that age, don't put yourself in that position. But don't walk around with no motherfucking mercy, man. You niggas gonna grow up with shit. One day, you're gonna be the father's and your kid's gonna be like, hey, daddy, can I have a dollar so I can go buy some bullshit? And you're gonna say, yeah, just go get it out of my purse. Just like your mama, nigga. God damn, man, come on, man. Come on, man, stop. That's fucked up. Stop, man. God stop doing that, man. These niggas need their purses, man. Y'all need to stop doing that. One day, you're gonna look back at these pictures. Don't say y'all. I'm not buying this shit. Not y'all. But you know, these niggas, some of these niggas are watching, man. You know, and I love you. You know, again, I'm... And you know the crazy part about... I had to tell my own son this shit. I had to teach my own son. My son, he was getting tall, wearing them skinny jeans. I had to tell him, no, you can't do it. Is he skinny? Yeah, he's skinny. But that's who the fuck they bought. No, but he tall with big feet when he turned to the side, he looked like the letter L. Skinny jeans are for skinny people. You... That might... Man, I can't agree with you right there. Man. Okay, it's the difference between skinny jeans and these fucking litards. Some shit you're not supposed to be able to see the denomination of a motherfucking dollar bill in a nigga motherfucking pants pocket. You ain't supposed to see it. Not that shit, nigga. That shit that's... When you pull it up... Like, bitch, stop. That's not that. No. See? You start... They're gonna be on your ass. I'm just saying, man, nigga, you know what I'm saying? They're gonna be like... They're gonna be on my ass because their daddy wasn't in their life. Wow. So send their mama a picture. Why do you have to say that? I'm just saying, it's the... Somebody, I believe the children are our future. You need your daddy in your life. Here I come to try to save the day via the 85 South Show. It's the uncomfortable conversation, but, son, you can't do that. Okay, keep playing. You know what I'm saying? I'm just saying. I love you. Those are the type of women that watched this show. I love her too, and she knows she ran the nigga off 30 years ago. I heard what you said back then. That's why she needed a year or two. She ran the nigga off 30 years ago. Right. I'm trying to talk for the nigga. Now, wait, baby, look. I got to talk to Lil' Doc. When I see you sitting in the little, little room with them Stacey Adams. I'm just saying. That bitch don't like Stacey Adams. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. You're gonna be in there. Some of them look, you know what I'm saying? That's them kids' mama. Well, before they were, before they were mama, she was bitch. That's what she had an alcoholic father was saying. That's your mama. But that's my bitch. She was my bitch way before she was your mama. Fuck it right. Fuck it right. She been my bitch longer than she been your mama. Fuck it right. Fuck it right. Fuck it right. Fuck it right. Fuck it right. Fuck it right. Fuck it right. Fuck it right. Fuck it right. That's just wrong these kids can fuck everything. They wereplane drunk behind your step been? That's right. That's right.. Come on. Let them kids alone let them go to bed. Oh man. Shout out to everybody who grew up with them alcoholic in the house. You got to know a little character. That's true. Growing up around an alcoholic was something of the funniest shit. I don't know we grew up in a around a whole bunch of whole bunch of alcohol. They were so fucking funny, bruh. That's probably why I don't drink that shit now. That's it. I remember I was like 13, I drank some ENJ and A-Ball, we mixed it together. Damn. That shit fucked me up forever. I don't even like to smell a beer to this day. That shit fucked me up. Damn, slink. Bam, slink. I can't fucking know Erkingerk either. Don't give me that shit. That's the rock-gut smoker shit. Bruh. If you like 20 something and drink Erkingerk, nigga, you got a bad life, nigga, you got it. Last time I got drunk, I was in Hawaii. I couldn't find no weed, and I drank all this crown at the strip club, and then I went to the room and laid down in that motherfucking bed, just kept spinning around in that room, all goddamn light. Then I woke up that morning and that bitch was still spinning around, but I was walking down, and I was looking like, oh, shit, I'm still fucked up. I couldn't even sleep at all. It's like if I could make it to the bathroom and make it back, I'm straight. But as soon as I stood up, I was like, fuck, I'm always fucked up again. Got up too fast. It was the worst experience. I don't fold that shit no more. No, why you just smoke weed, man. I don't understand it. I don't understand it. I think you got a ringtone. I mean, you just got out of jail. Who that? I got a ringtone. I just got a ringtone. And play a song. Who that? Man, play me some pimping, man. We got to get ready to wrap this shit up. Well, play some pimping, man. Play some too short, man. We over here, man. Man, I got you another joint. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Thank you. I told you, I can't smoke no more right now. I'm about to say this, but I'm gonna wake up in the morning like, man, this is Carl's cool as fuck. I'm saying I'm high, man. I've been teetering all night. I hope they edit that shit right because they're going to be like, is that nigga sling on coke? You heard? I've been teetering, man. That's some bomb-ass weed right there, man. That shit got me feeling real, uh, that shit got me feeling real. How's the water, man? Smoking. I've been drinking some of that water out. It's nice to stay hydrated because you know what I'm saying? That's what niggas need, a little hydration and shit to help out. You know what I'm talking about? Keep your skin looking right. You know what I'm talking about? You know what I'm talking about? I'm like 61 years old right now. Oh, me? 61? They turned like 61. You did? Yeah. What the fuck are you thinking? That's right. Niggas is not 61, man. What the fuck is wrong with you? Maybe, he might be. I'm just saying, I did a lot more than what I'm talking about. You did a lot more than what I'm talking about. I'm just saying, man. You 61? Yeah, man. Now get your ass out of here, man. I'm just saying, man. You 61 or 6'1"? I'm 61 years old, man. Get the fuck out of here, man. I'm just saying, man, I slide tonight. I'm just saying, I just make it look good. You know what I'm talking about? There ain't no fucking way, man. You ain't got to believe it, you know? You ain't got to believe it. Look how the fuck older am I? And what point did we record this? When you getting 61, nigga? Man, I'm 61 years old, man. You remember that shit? Yeah, I've been putting it out for a long time. I'm trying to tell you. Niggas, you was putting it down on the first day if you 61. You was putting it down right after freedom, nigga. I'm trying to celebrate my age. Celebrate for the seniors. It's about time. You know what I'm saying? I'm where my mother stays in the city. Bro, stop bullshitting so much. I'm going to Waffle House and get the senior citizen deal and shit. That's why you doing that. 61. Ain't no way you up at this hour if you 61. How you still woke? No, because I had went to sleep at 5. I took a nap from 5 to 7, nigga. You know what I'm talking about? You just got to be young and vivacious and shit. You know what I'm saying? I'm really feeling that 2 Chainz song, you know what I'm saying? Why you reveling in the lead? You got to keep your circulation going when you get my age. You got to keep your circulation going when you get my age. You know what I'm talking about? Keep a little circulation going. I'm like 2 Chainz, you know? Old enough to be your daddy young enough to fuck your momma. You know what I'm talking about? I heard it. Just slide in and see how niggas momma doing a little buck of the chicken or something. You know what I'm saying? Just be coasting up him and another nigga. I'm gonna throw a few bags of hot cheetos for you. You know, you be happy and shit because you ain't seen your daddy. Be happy I come through with a new little game and shit. I got the little PS5 off from the Mexican and shit. You be happy? You got a plug on them? Yeah. The Mexican, you know... Why? Don't expose the plug, man. That's the name of the fictitious. I never exposed the plug. Niggas ain't even really mastic in this shit. I really buy from Best Buy because I'm a nice nigga. But the Mexican did work that off. You know what I'm saying? I just make it sound good. You know what I'm talking about because I'm in the trap. You know what I'm talking about? I got the collar shirt on. I don't live my life as such. Hey, bro, you listen to Marvin Gaye? Yeah, yeah. Trouble Man, one of my favorite joints right now. Remember, I was going through it with Irene at that time that had me going bad. You know what I'm talking about? Talk about you on the couch. Irene was good. She made a good pot of gumbo. She came straight for it. Right. She came straight for it. Little green eye thing. Real good to me. You know what I'm talking about? I thought she put a spell on me. Real good to me. What ended up happening with her? Oh, man. You know what I'm saying? I lost my job at the mill. You know what I'm saying? And she ended up messing with this light-skinned boy named Malcolm down the street. You know what I'm talking about? Malcolm had a brand new car. What kind of car was it? A little Pontiac. I told her I'd get a car one day. It was fresh? It was fresh. It was fresh. Nice, nice. I never hated it on her. I told her it was a nice car. Right. That's a nice car. You know? You told her to the nigga that stole your girl. She wasn't ever my girl in the first place that she went over to. Right. So that's when things changed. That's when things changed. You know what I'm talking about? Game got cold. Game got cold. Ice cold, baby. Ice cold. That's before the Stasis came in my life. That's when I was just more than 100 years old. I'm going to tell you where my game got ice cold. Tell me where. Bride came to the basketball game one night. And I was walking up. And then I saw my girl. She had this big-ass coat on. And I was like, damn that coat big as hell. But I couldn't see the other side. So I'm sitting there watching the game. And then I looked up. We was in high school and shit. And I looked up and I saw the nigga playing. His name was on the jacket. I just got up and went inside on the other side. Oh, he took your bitch. Bride, that's some shit you learn in ninth grade though. Like I was warming the pussy up. Because I couldn't get it. I wasn't driving after this game. He got a whole beard and a jeep and everything. He posed to me again. Yeah, he's posed. I just got to high school. I ain't paid no dues. That's cold. I'm getting picked up right after this. I'm at that phase of the game. You know, 15 is probably the worst age ever. Because you're old enough to drive, but you're old enough to legally drive. Like when you're 15 and you know how to drive, you're like, fuck this whole year. I ain't gonna do shit. I'm just gonna sleep until I'm old enough to get my license. Because all the pussy just be mobile. And you just walking and getting dropped off and picked up. That's fucked up, man. You don't really get no pussy until you get a car. Nah, you don't. Every thing you get up to that point is coaching. Or unless you got curly hair like the nigga Damon down the street. I remember I was 10 years old, man. And girl, she tear up, man. She's a little light-spinned thing. Wait, this story, you can't legally even tell this story no more. It's 2021. You know they were cancerous old shit. Oh, yeah, that was 19. Yeah. And we keep that to myself. That's what I'm saying. They'll bring that shit up. La Terra probably is the... She was a cold piece, though. She probably is a business woman now. She don't want you telling nothing to do deep behind your auntie. Girl, I'm gonna tell you if you look at this, you made a cold player, baby. Somebody gonna find that shitty man. Auntie La Terra. This man with these church shoes on. Sometimes you got to wear the little church shoes, though. You know what I'm saying? Sometimes it's cool because you got to put the little tap on it. You know what I'm saying? In the trap, bring some good elder statesmanly game in the trap. You know what I'm saying? That's what I said. I plugged with you for winning them because it just made everything you say so much more believable. Man, you got to understand. You know what I'm talking about? I've been around for a minute, man. I've been around many moons. You know what I'm talking about? And I've been doing this shit, man. What was this shit like 61 years ago? Man, this shit was groovy, man. It was outstanding. It was way more real because we had this social media to compete with, man. You had to see a nigga to see what it's about. Right. You know what I'm talking about? You couldn't just stunt like that. You had to see a nigga to see what it's about. Don't act like social media ain't the shit. Social media is this shit. But it's the shit. It's the shit. It's authentic. You a little busy with the silhouette challenge. You know what I'm talking about? Man. Man. I'm just saying, though, this shit is the shit, though, man. But y'all, motherfuckers be used to wrong, man. Muffers quit telling on yourselves this shit, man. Stop doing this shit, man. It's enough cameras at 7-Eleven and on street corners, man. You ain't got to report your own crimes this shit, man. You got this shit. How that shit, man? Goddamn. I don't know why the fuck these niggas go do some illegal ass shit and get right online and talk about it. It's just like, hey, look at me. That's what I'm saying. I won't tell you. Daddy ain't never tell you. You a dickhead, man. Wow. I just want to come through and just, I love you. Don't get me wrong. I don't want to be hated. I want to be loved for the mother- Somebody needs to write that book. I'm 85% of myself. Your dad ain't never told you, but you a dickhead. You a dickhead, my nigga. You need some real motherfucking love and guidance. This was wrong with some of you niggas, man. Your mama's them puttified your ass from this shit, man. You niggas don't know how to change tires or nothing. Go hurt these niggas' feelings. Niggas don't even get dirty no more. Niggas don't get dirty. Everything automated this shit, man. You ain't got to get dirty. You can be clean. You can be a clean nigga. But if you ain't willing to get dirty for the right shit, nigga, you's a bitch. Just what I'm saying. These niggas ain't even ready to get metaphorically dirty. No, not at all. Hypothetically. Not at all. See, that's why niggas don't be having shit. Because niggas don't want to do what niggas done to do what niggas do. Niggas want you to feed them and give them shit all the time. Y'all niggas got to stop doing that shit. There's a lot of hungry niggas out here. We all hungry, B. I'm a cuckoo. We all hungry. I'm hungry as a motherfucker. See? How you think I stay on my grind? Because I stay so fucking hungry. Do you hear how this nigga talking? I'm so fucking hungry. Do you hear how this nigga talking? I'm a fucking beast. Do you understand me? If you had a nigga in your life, I don't ever let any fucking body stop me. I don't ever let any fucking body stop me. Listen, listen. I did it all. I did it all. I don't give a fuck. I made french fries late at night. I made burgers. I did shit people didn't want to do. I took the fucking chances. Delivered pizzas to all over the neighborhood. I fucking did that. I drove those fucking trucks. You don't know about that fucking shit. See, now, that's... I went to that fucking fire academy. Huh? Who fucking did that? I was gonna risk my life for you, cock-suckers. Can you imagine that dying for these ungrateful motherfuckers? See? Not me, baby. Uh-uh. That's what some of your daddy should have told you, motherfucker. Hey, hey. I can't save your life. Mother had a motherfucker. I understand that. I can do this shit all weekend. I'm saying, nigga, y'all niggas, man, I'm gonna come screw you. Hey, when you speak on the moolish, it really makes me mad. It's fucking... Oh, yeah, the fucking moolish, man. Fucking moolish. I know a few of them. I know a lot of them. I know a few of them. I know a lot of bad motherfuckers that do good sometime and think that we're gonna forget that they bad motherfuckers. Mm-hmm. Sometimes you gotta remind a nigga, man. I don't. I don't want to be that person. I stay away from as many people as I possibly can. You gotta have a love. Because I love the fuck out of a lot of people, but I don't need to see you all the time. But you know... I love... You remind a motherfucker about doing the best you can. You gotta always shine on a motherfucker. You're not shining not necessarily you ought to stun on a nigga. But you do the absolute best you can to be the absolute best you are. Be the absolute best you you. And whoever hates you is gonna see that. And they gonna fucking wither in that motherfucking presence of that shit. I tell a lot of people like the Indians told the pilgrims, though, man. You know, absence makes the heart grow fond. I'm sure there was a Native American trying to trick the white people into leaving. Absence and inaccessibility. Yeah. Sometimes it's best to just get away. Hell, yeah. Yeah. You gotta leave in order for people to miss you. Hell, yeah. Yeah. So if you need to be hanging out in the hood, you must be good. Look here, man. Get you some money. I'ma just go ahead and tell you. You do not get no credit for being in the hood. No, you don't, man. Get you some money and... Nigga, come on. When you get some money, man, do some right things with it, man. Get you some Stacey Adams. Get you some Stacey. You can love that shit to death, man. But you know... You know... I'ma wear some Stacey Adams on the episode. You better, motherfucker. Get you some of these. I got a new pair of put-up. I just didn't know at what point in my life I'd be ready. Get you some of these right here, my nigga. Get you some of these right here, my nigga. And then let me check these old nigga rules, too. You can wear them bitches literally with anything, right? It don't matter what the fuck else you got on. You can wear Nike Tech sweats just like these and then fucking Stacey Adams will go right with you. You know what I'm talking about? Look at your mama. Look at these. Now look at your mama. Look at these. Now look at your mama. Had I known that's what we were doing tonight, I'd be on some whole other other shit. I had the same outfit on. With some motherfucking Charlie Chaplin's on. Nigga, you better know a nigga in a trap, nigga. Round-toed Oxford. Ain't nobody came in a trap with no Stacey's on. No. You're the first one. Nigga, you better fucking know a nigga. Take this picture, bitch. You see them motherfuckers? Can you get a zoom right here? Send that to a nigga mama for Valentine's Day. You stay on a nigga mama. Come on, come on. You don't get it with a... I'm telling you, these 85% go hard. It's a whole lot of mamas and shit out there. I'm sure they do. I'm sure they do. And I know they're lonely. They not, though. They are, man. They cheat us. They happy with the nigga they got. They just need to plan a weekend and get away. Get away with a nigga sometimes. I'm out of some goddess, you know what I'm saying? Sometimes their little sides should be keeping the motherfucking relationship steady and balanced. Sometimes. First of all, when have you ever known holes to listen? You could be saying the best shit in the world. They just have selective hearing. I'm just going to scream it from the mountaintop because I feel like these holes, you know what I'm saying? These holes aspire to do better, man. And I just want to make the world better, you know what I'm saying? By telling these holes, act right. I've been doing some extensive research. And I found out, you know, just by my study, the average hole can only hear key words. So it don't matter what you're saying, if she's only going to hear certain little pieces, income, money. I live by myself. She just really can hear all the things that you can do for her. It ain't got shit to do with what you're saying, but it's all about your work. I'm going to drill it into their head, man. Sometimes I'm like a real nigga drill sergeant, bitch, you need to know. You know what I'm saying? You're out of line. You know what I'm saying? You need to go in there and do something right. I appreciate how you never gave up on her. I'm the type of motherfucker who is like, I'm not trying to change no direction that a hole goes in life. But I don't even want to be a stop on her journey no more. I try to give them the best guidance. I'm like, I see where you headed and don't let me hinder you. Because the whole aspirations that you have, there's no way you should be at my gas station of love. You should be running full steam, baby. You are a phoenix. Absolutely. And then they come back to reality and they need that bucket of chicken. Hey, you ever seen a hole go on a good run? Oh, man, they going on some great ones. These bitches is going on some great runs. Like right now, these transformer holes, they sure need all types of shit, man. They going on very hard. But, bitch, all these bitches keeping your money up. No! These bitches, you better get your money up because that shit ain't going to be the same in 50, bitch. They're rejections. You got to keep them up every three years, bitch. You better get that shit. Why you got to talk about to build the best? Because it's the elephant in the room. These bitches out here are shaped like motherfucking fucked up wine goblets and shit, man. Some of that shit looks so painful. This shit ain't cool, bitch. You're going to be 50 one day, bitch. That shit is not going to be cool. You better have your money up because your body ain't going to match that shit. I'm scared to see what's going to happen. Because there ain't going to be no social security, no Medicare when we get old. You know what I mean? The ass is just going to fall off one day. Smooth. I'm talking about smooth. Smooth. It ain't going to require no kind of medical attention. It's just going to fall. It's going to be plenty of smooth ass smoothness. These bitches, the ass is going to fall down the back of their legs. They're going to have ankles. They're going to have ass all on their ankle. Full ass. Walk around with ass right. Ass ankle. Ankle's got ass like a motherfucker. Bitch have pancake backs. That shit ain't going to be cool if it doesn't smoke. And they going to have a whole documentary, a whole show about this shit on TLC. Doctor Ankle Ass. Stop doing that to yourself. All she do is get that fucking ass pieces at your feet. I keep telling you, bitch, your natural features is the best. Stop doing that shit to yourself. What if the fake titties just permanently... What if fake titties start sagging like real ones? Like they just sagging in the body. Like you just... That look fucked up. Two titties right there. That look fucked up. And they just won't move. Like the bitch got two soft balls in her belly, just walking around the shit. Ass is fucked, man. Just little flaps and shit of meat. I've been concerned about this shit. And then, you know, they got new titties and shit that come out every year. So like, if you got some titties five years ago, they kind of like... You got to keep them motherfuckers up. You got to update them titties. And I hope you still got that same job, bitch. They got some smooth ass shit where they just like go. They go all kind of ways to getting them titties now. It don't matter. Stop doing that, ladies, because niggas gonna still suck them. That's what I've been saying. We need variety. This doctor who's doing these asses and shit, they putting the same ass on everybody. And you not built for that kind of ass. You not. But what they be like, well, I just want to do it for me. We'll do it for you. Buy the ass that you think you deserve. That shit is not cool, bitch. That shit is not cool. It don't look right. Okay. It don't look right on you. You got to suck your... Yo... Yo... Wait till niggas start getting dick surgery. You think niggas buy big rims. Niggas can't wait to fucking shit again. I just put 30 inches in a bitch. I fucked the bitch. I'm a whole lot. Hit my only fan. That's some cool shit. Mr. Underscore 30 inches in a bitch. They ain't got this shit already. What is it called? 30 inches in a bitch. They ain't got this shit already. Bro, what you saying? What? 30 inches. All right, my bad. I locked it. I went crazy with it. They ain't got this shit, man. I just put 30 inches. All that shit was fucked up. Stop doing that shit, man. Keep telling me. Everybody going to have surgery in a bitch. You think it's going to have pus coming out your dick head? This shit is nasty as fuck. You bitches don't... That's going to last for three to six weeks. But after that, 30 inches on a bitch. They going to have all kinds of little rehab houses and shit. They going to have a lady come out and rub all 30 inches of your shit. You hit it so fast. You been 30 inches in a bitch at no time. They got a nice one. So that's how I do it. Just grab a size and you can kind of go up and you can come back down. Three to six weeks. 30 inches. All right. How would you transport 30 inches of dick? Would you curl it up or would you wrap it around your head? Nope. Would you wrap it around your head? I have a sling with a skateboard wheel on it. This is how I do it. And I have most of it in a bucket. It's going to be like a mop bucket. Just dick on it. 30 inches on it. Shit. Feel me. I think I'll wrap this shit around my head and tie it up and shit. I still going to be hands free. I'll keep my shit tucked in an American flag. You be dickhead for a little. 30 inches. Because you imagine 30 inches of dick. Nah. I ain't going to never be able to think of no stupid shit like that. But it's coming. I'm close man. I'm like 26. I'm just kidding. I'm just a clown. I'm just talking shit. You know what I'm saying? She was like what? Hey man. For some real shit. Ever since all these allegations of shit have been happening niggas don't even do dick jokes no more. That shit is on a whole other level. That shit sucks man. You know what I'm saying? That shit sucks ass. You know? That shit sucks man. There's some horrible shit going on. I need to stop man. That the comics be comics though. Hey man. You motherfuckers keep your hands yourself. That's why I say I want to come talk to some of you niggas because you niggas need to know to keep your fucking hands yourself and respect these women for who the fuck they are. So that shit, that shit that happened in New York and some shit? There's so much shit happening. I don't even watch TV too much. Me either. It's just been so much bad ass news. You know and the social media fucked me up because I realized this. We so desensitized the death because we got to deal with death in our own lives but we look at social media now and we know everybody we follow on social media so it'd be like shit when they post somebody that dies shit we feel that too. You know what I'm saying? So you seeing that four, five, twelve times a motherfucking week you desensitized that shit man. Niggas just tired of that shit man. I stay away from the TV all that shit man. I'll be on Instagram though. I'll be looking at the silhouettes you know what I'm saying? You like that shit? I'll be trying to see if I see nipple though. You bitches don't really be naked. Get naked. Nipple is going extinct. Don't nobody have pointed nipples no more. The nipple is a rare. Nipple ain't respected as it's supposed to be. You know what I'm saying? Like they're coming so many varieties and shit you know what I'm saying? It's like the receptacle of love. You know what I'm saying? You put your mouth on it, you communicate with it. You know what I'm saying? Your explaining to her. You know what I'm saying? Your expressing to her your love in a rhythmic pattern when you suck in that teddy you know what I'm saying? You suck in that teddy. Everybody sucks different you know what I'm saying? And that's how you communicate. And she understands it. She's saying okay baby, okay baby I'mma cook that tomorrow. You know what I'm saying? You know it's just what's going on when you suck in that teddy. You know what I'm saying? spoken language. And just to hear you speak on that ministry right there, that's the work that I've been doing from state to state and coast to coast. Nobody loves Tiddies more than love. You've been doing a great job. And I know, and I've been trying to express to these young men, if you suck in her tiddies, she could hold your head as such, as she's cradling them. That's nurturing. That's love. That's how you know it. That's how you know she got a good one right there. You know what I'm saying? You got a good one right there, so you got to understand certain things you do. Certain things you can do. You got to suck each tiddie equally. And if you don't lick around the nipple, first of all, like you said, tiddies got to be warmed up, too. It's like braille, too. And they had a lot of false alarms. Tiddies be hard. Nipples be hard about three, four, seven times a day. They don't know if it's the real thing or not. What happened? Somebody in there? Oh, it's cold. They just waiting for you. Who's this man? Who's this man? Yeah. They just waiting for that mouth to dock on that tiddie. You know that mouth dock like a phone charger on that tiddie. You know what I'm saying? Because you're liking that motherfucker going to sit docking and say, ah. Yeah, because a hard nipple would bring out so much unprofessionalism, because you never know how to take that. It used to be a sign of flirting. Now it's late. And when you're a G, a lot of times they can see them pointed, they can see them nipples like this. The real G, the nipples be like this. You know what I'm saying? What happened? You know what I'm saying? They going down. You know, they're young. The motherfucker sagging. You know what I'm saying? They going down a little bit pointing towards gravity. And that's how you know she a down bitch. I like that. You know what I'm saying? That's real. That's real inconsistent. Because sometimes women being a hurry and they have to tuck them to this difference. So the nipple might be. I think, I think in the course of the day, you know, they've been a shift of them. You know what I'm saying? It depends on when you see her at what point I agree. But I think at the course of the day, you know, that the tiddies have to be cradled perfectly. I think women don't understand the leniency that we give a tiddie. Like tiddie got a whole lot of play room. Tiddie is so undervalued and I appreciate it. Tiddie like cable. Like they don't understand how many channels we'll actually watch. You go in there and you just see it and you just like, okay, whatever. You just flip your fucking, I'm going to watch the game. Nigga, you got cable right there. You know what I'm saying? You're supposed to appreciate the value of that, man. The tiddies is, look, we love them tiddies. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Big ones, small ones. You're real nigga. You lick under tiddies. And she got some hang. You push the tiddie up and you lick under tiddies. That's salty right there? Yes. You lick a little salt. That's real nigga. That's it. You know what I'm saying? No, I know. That's it. Y'all lick under that mouth. Under that mouth. Yes, yes. That's how you get to a heart. Yes, you do. Yes, you do. Yes. You talking, you right there to it. You know what I'm saying? You can hear that motherfucker beating like, yes, I got you. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? You lick under tiddies. Like I'm working on it. Oh, yeah. I put the whole tiddie in my face. Whenever you put it up in your face like this and shit. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. But I be a fuck of that bitch like a mechanic lick. Like I'm working on it. Yeah, that's what I say, man. I didn't mean to tell y'all that because I know a lot of young niggas ain't been under tiddies before. And when you say up under, when you say up under that, that sounds like to me a lady of a substantial size to be up under. Because if you... Y'all is more about the size of the tiddie. If you up under that too, but I just want to speak on, you know, some... Big ass tiddie first. You start out with a big ass tiddie more oftenly found on BBW. Because you know, when you got a little bitch you ain't up under her. She on top of you. She like a little bitty shawl or something, you know what I'm saying? She like motherfucking towel or throw rug or something. You ain't under that. She on top of you. Right. You got a big bitch, you know what I'm saying? A big body. You know what I'm talking about? You get up under that. You ain't got up under a big body. You know what I'm talking about? You young niggas don't understand. You know what I'm talking about? That's what people have been yelling now for years, man. Whatever it says they are. We still want to see them. I want to see them all, man. You know what I'm saying? You got to understand. You appreciate it, baby. You ain't got to do that to yourself. All that motherfucking build a body and shit. Stop doing that. We take them pancakes. I appreciate them flat cheeks. Them flat cheeks make me value that bubble differently. Sometimes you look at that bubble and be like, we get tired of that bubble. Like, damn, where's the flat cakes? Sometimes it'd be like that. Amen. You know what I'm saying? I hated that this whole image has made so many insecurities in our community. Everybody don't need everything. Look here, I promise, ladies, if all y'all went on strike and didn't get your hair and nails done, they still won't fuck. We still gonna fuck. Because we know that that pussy, when the hair ain't done, it's way different. What's your need to have time? You be feeling good and shit. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, you're good. That's the difference. You look at that pussy and shit because you're humbled. You down to earth and shit. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You reminded that we all equal. Sometimes you feel better than that bitch, Keith, you down the street. You know what I'm saying? Because she got the 94th Jetta and you got the new shit. Bitch, but you ain't shit. No, you know, every time I get something and the hair ain't done, I be like, yep, this is what my granddad and I was doing. That's what I'm talking about. You get to the essence. You get to the essence. Because if you ain't gonna see that all the time, it's nice to meet you at your best. I'm talking about where to get better from there. That's why I say the stupid shit. Because if you still like me, if I say the stupid shit, I like you. Because it gets better from there. Where does it get better for you? If I meet you in the club and you got your best owner, you popping in this and that, what happens when I need you on April 13th? You ever have some African pussy and be like, see, if they would have left us alone, I would have been getting pissed the whole time. Yes, yes, yes. I'm still trying to find a bitch. You know, ain't bitch, SG hit me up. I love how you just know she watched me. Y'all know the bitch because you know she got 85% of it. She got to be this. Hey! Those are some of my favorite people. She got to be. SG hit me up. You know what I'm saying? Boy, you know what I'm talking about? I got four more kids now. Well, there you have it. Let's be trying. I'll just be clownin' and talkin' shit, man. That's all we ever do over here, man. Because this podcast right here is for niggas who order food and forget that they ordered the shit and leave it outside. Oh, that's like that at my spot right there. The motherfuckin' Postmates just leave it right there. That's how we gonna eat tonight, nigga. They just leave it right there in the lobby like niggas ain't gonna take that food. I'm gonna eat that shit. That's how you get there? I don't give a fuck, y'all. I'm gonna niggas who's slippin' then because I know when I order mine, I'll be out there five minutes early like you, John. You're 61. You ain't quick as you used to be, man. I just look like that. You know what I'm saying? I'm deceptively fast. You two obvious. They're gonna be like, That's why I took your food. You know what I'm saying? That's why. Look here. Let me see Stacey. Come here, come here, Saddy. Look here. When the Polis come, they're gonna say, when they base it on the substance. When they base it on the substance, who took the food? Thank you, brother. When they base it on the substance, who took the food? Huh? No, man. Look, look, who took the food? Hey, you took the food with those Stacey's on, man. No, officer. I have license in insurance. I gotta take the police. Ask him if he got a license. That's your son. No, that's my partner, man. That's my partner in crime right there, Saddy Chris. He Janky is a motherfucker. He probably fucked some of these niggas' mama, too. This nigga's a cold nigga. He told me a story about how he fucked. How old was he, 61? You was 17? Yeah, I was 24. Oh, you a janky ass nigga. I swear to God. You probably still wrong with that nigga right now, huh? This nigga said he was 24. Ooh. I'll tell you. He probably said that was 62. Sometimes you gotta know, man. You gonna be thinking of older women in that realm and shit, man. And niggas be calling me. Niggas tell me all the time, it's like you the youngest old nigga I know. And I mean, I got with that, you know what I'm saying? But you're 61. I know these niggas' mamas, though. You're 61? I'm 61. And I know these niggas, you know what I'm saying? I'm just saying. Before she was your mama and shit, all wholesome and shit, baking brownies and shit, dropping it off in practice and caring about you and shit, she was a sloppy little bitch. I know her. You figure that. I know these niggas' mamas, man. How you do the math on that? I know these niggas' mamas, man. They be changing. I know these niggas' mamas, you know what I'm saying? Lil' Kyle. Bruh, you gonna say his name? What the fuck is you on right now, bruh? I don't give a fuck, man. I just wanna say, you know what I'm saying? Bruh, don't do that nigga like that, bruh. I just want niggas to know, man. You know what I'm saying? Because it might be the wrong little Kyle, bruh. And nigga ain't never gonna look at his mama's face. I'm just saying, my nigga. You gonna humble yourself, too. You gotta know the way you treat these women. I'm just trying to tell you, you know. Your mama was thoughtly out here. You know what I'm saying? She was real thoughtly out here, real friendly with that trim. You know what I'm talking about? Real forth coming with that trim out here. Blowing niggas down at the Burger King, parking lot shit, 94s shit, two potty banging the shit. Got my hand on the top of the suburb, getting knocked down and shit. That's your mama, nigga. Bruh. That's your mama, nigga. You so... Blowing niggas down at the... You said she was forthcoming with... She was forthcoming with that top. Bitch told me, they got... I'm not... Bitch told me, you got... I got some bomb asses. Bitch showed me, okay. You dumb ass bitch. Thank you. And it wasn't even a bomb. That shit was just okay. I'm telling you, niggas, humble yourself, because you know, the way y'all... He been doing this shit for 61 years. The way y'all be exposing these women and shit and the women, you be exposing yourself. Stop doing that, because we all got past them. I'm just trying to... I'm just here to tell you one day, you're going to be older and you're going to feel different about some shit. You're going to be like, damn. You know what I'm talking about? So just stop doing that shit. Just... Or at least stop doing it on camera, because, you know, niggas know your mama. Niggas know your mamas, man. I don't give a fuck, man. So you saying all the niggas who online, acting them up, fucking fool, it's a whole bunch of niggas who used to fuck their mama like... Niggas is a boy. That boy wasn't going to be shit. Niggas, man, your mama, man. Your mama was out here, man. I'm just trying to say, she cool. She what, 42 now? Tell them what year they would have to be born in and to let them know their mama was really out here. Oh, you know, I'll be honest with you. Your mama had to be, like, really, like, like 87 to, like... In the hot years? Like, really? The hot years was the early 90s. Like, fuck. Yeah, when fuck came along. That shit was mama's shit a lot. So you was born in, say, 93, 94. Oh, yes. Definitely 95, though. Oh. Yo, mama, hey, nigga, yo. Niggas' mama's got double jointed necks with jawbones like boy constrictors. Nigga, this guy here just... This is all here, just necking niggas down. You know what I'm saying? Niggas' mama's this shit. Relax. Stop talking about old niggas, like, because, you know, niggas know your mama's this shit, man, I'm just saying. Your auntie's this shit, niggas, know him at the same time. You know what I'm saying? So if a nigga was born in... 98... Oh, shit. Your mama was a no-liver soul. She was getting knocked out of shit that the motherfucker lacked by a D-boy. She only married Earl because he had a job at the longshore, man. She knew he was going to do something with his life. Niggas... She knew it wasn't no future with niggas like me. Come on, man, stop. Oh, man. Knockin' your mama down. She know... She don't act like who? Slink Johnson. Now, bitch, that bitch know who Lamar Davis is. Wow. Knock, knock, nigga. That's all for coming to nigga's house. Knock, knock. That's a nice ass... Ooh, that 85 South Shore got some nice shit. This ain't that motherfuckin' Ikea shit. This is wood. Now, this is handmade by an African-American, man. That's nice with some salute to them. That's some nice ass shit. That's the kind of shit that real niggas buy for your mama that stay in your house forever so that niggas she wouldn't remember because she can't throw it away because it's too nice. So that nigga got to look at it all the time. Damn, that nigga bought that shit. Yeah, my feet used to be on that motherfucker. Your mama. I hit your mama with the light, too. I hit your mama. That's when niggas had water beds and shit. Niggas knocked your mama in the water bed. You know what I'm talking about? Before, she had that slut gut and that little motherfucker and that little light whiskers around her must-ass. Nigga know your mama's shit. Nigga know your mama when she had all her... before your daddy stressed her out. You're talking your mama to like 04. I know. I'm just trying to tell these niggas, man. Nigga probably knocked your mama down to 04. You know what I'm saying? So if they was born at 05. It was some of my hot years. I was busy around that time. Damn, sling. You fucked them up with that one. I'm just saying, you know, niggas got to relax. I'll be trying to be cool with niggas, but you know what I'm saying? Nigga just fucked your mama. You know what I'm saying? That should be a reality TV show. Nigga go on there with his mama. That bitch know all the old... That's fucked up. She know all the scriptures now. She know all the scriptures now. She know all the scriptures now, but that bitch, she's the thuggest, ruggiest bone. That bitch knew all... That bitch knew all them words, word for word. Wrapping busy bone part. Especially busy bone part, getting knocked down with the little ponytail to the side. Yeah, some of you niggas' mamas got... Some of you niggas' mamas know a few of the homies and shit. I'm just saying, though. I'm cool with these niggas' manners. Nigga, watch how you talk to a nigga. That's all I be saying. I be laughing with you niggas, but you know, watch how you talk to a nigga because a nigga might know your mama. Y'all, I'm pretty sure you know some niggas' mamas. You might not want to talk about it. I don't know nobody's mama. I do know your mama. She was pregnant in fourth period. All right, well, I'll tell you what. You remember, 2020 was a pandemic and your mama lost her job. But you got that PS5. I'm just saying. It's kind of tight around the house. She stayed with the good cereal. The Kellogg's not that shit in the bag. You know what I'm saying? She had the good shit. You know what I'm saying? Nice little shit. You know what I'm talking about? You come home from school and shit. Moms in a good mood. In the butt. Man, that shit is right there for you. You don't ask no questions. You just play. But you just disrespect old Mr. Earl. You don't be generous to him at all. You know what I'm saying? You just call him an old coupe. What's up, Chad? You just call Mr. Earl an old coupe. Chad ain't never had to go through that. Mr. Earl done fucked your mama. Damn. Yeah, I'm just saying though. He was instrumental in the shaping of your mama's character. And he's still here for you in the form of playstations and buses of chicken. Do you like that? That's the formula. Yeah, that's the formula. Sometimes you know your niggas needed it. I'm just trying to get a return on my investment because your niggas is going on to the league and all of a sudden your daddy's come back and shit. If your mama's step kids ever went to the league I see it in your ass. You talk about it. What round? I spent so much time with that nigga. He was second, man, but I spent so much time with that dude. Working in the driveway. I didn't really go to the gym with him. I played video game with him a lot, man. He knew me. That's essential to build a character, too. That's essential. I taught him how to talk shit. He one of the best shit talkers in the league. You figure it out for yourself. That's niggas, you know who I'm talking about? Yeah, you know niggas. That's why I felt that shit was directed somewhere. Mm-hmm. Yeah, when your mama came through and your daddy went to jail, you know what I'm talking about? She didn't know where the money was at. She didn't know how to pay for it. I'm just saying, my nigga, I'm gonna die myself. Cynthia ain't a good but bitch. I know. I'm saying these niggas, man, just be trying to, you know, I want to do better for the world. You know what I'm saying? Stand for something to fall for anything. And you know, you can't fall on your purse, man, because you're still going to bust your ass, man. Stop doing that, you know. What are these niggas' mama? My mic fell. It's out. Damn. We got to go anyway. I'm sorry, but I'm just having a good time. It's cool. Go ahead. I'm just saying, all these niggas, you know what I'm saying? Just think about that nigga in your life, man. He rose. You know what I'm talking about, Eric? That dropped you off in practice and shit when your mama couldn't make it. On this way to the hood. Calvin. Steve. Steve. Oh, Steve. Steve disregarded his own kids to fuck with you. Gerald. Oh, man. Come on, man. Let's not talk about Gerald, man. It's too close to home, man. Willie. Willie, man. Willie bought a whole motherfucking system, man. Video game system. Everything, man. For both of them little niggas, you know what I'm saying? Never missed a birthday. Never missed a birthday because he didn't like the niggas to argue because the formula is you keep the kids happy because when I come over, nigga, it's cool what you want here. Go ahead. Because I've been to play with your mama. Charles. Oh, Charles. Charles, man. Charles paid for the mama. Charles paid for like the first three years. He paid your mama car. How you figured you got the braces, nigga? Charles. Melvin. Melvin. Oh, man. Melvin. Melvin and nigga got your mama that job. If it wasn't for Melvin, you wouldn't even... Your mama wouldn't even be down there at the motherfucking firm. Glenn. Glenn. Oh, don't even talk about Glenn. Don't even talk about Glenn. Glenn was a solid nigga. Yeah, he drank a little bit too much. But he stayed fucking with your mama, like making sure you was right, nigga. What 12-year-old nigga had to join them 12, 13, 14, all in rotation at once? Fred. Fred. Oh, man. Fred was so motherfucking nice. Fred went to church. Fred didn't even want to fuck your mama. He just wanted to just be nice to him. Fred saw potential in your motherfucking ass. Man, Fred thought it was good. Fred thought your motherfucking ass was going to be in the countenance. Look at you, nigga, a crib. William. William now. William, man. William was right, nigga, man. He didn't even come around that often. But every time he came around, he come bearing gifts. And he never made your mama mad. He was always happy. He was a trucker. I think, you know what I'm saying? Your mama was his Las Vegas style. What about that? What about Harold? Harold. Harold. Now, Harold had a toxic thing going on because he was still with his wife, Glenda. But you know what I'm saying? Harold just never... He was back and forth. He was back and forth, but you know, Harold, he didn't really fuck with you like that but on the low, he gave your mama shit for you. You know what I'm saying? You talk shit. You know, he did choke you that one time. But you was acting like a little bitch. Because your daddy ain't... Nigga, daddy wasn't there, nigga. Sometimes you need a little choking, my nigga. What about the nigga, John? John was solid as a motherfucker, nigga. John worked down at the television station. John was good as a motherfucker. John came through all kinds of perks. You went through the backlash and all kinds of shit. How you think your mama got that picture with Tina Turner? That was John. See, they saw these niggas out there thinking their mom just had juice in the street without the help of these niggas. Look, man, look, man. Some of y'all niggas' mamas had nicknames and shit, bionic neck. Look at these niggas' phone numbers. All shit, bionic neck. Creature feature. Double dribble. Tube top. My tantalizing tongue. Titty top. All kinds of shit. Your mama had all kinds of name and shit. Mama name straight up Gertrude and shit. We call that bitch Lips. Fuck you. I know your mama, nigga. Niggas' no niggas' mamas, man. Niggas' don't want to face it because niggas be like the 30 somethings now. And they like, yeah, you know, I get it. You a grown man, my nigga. You a grown man, my nigga. And I respect you because a lot of you niggas are leaders and innovators and shit. Calm down, niggas know your mama, man. I'm just saying, man, niggas might come through with a little bucket of chicken and talk about it because, you know what I'm saying, DNA wasn't really popular back then, so we might not really know. You know what I'm saying? DNA, are you willing to take a DNA test right now? Or your father, he too prideful. I'm just saying, man. Niggas know niggas must. See, niggas don't like the hard truth. That nigga's thinking about it right now. He wondering why... I'll tell you, don't do it. He wondering why Curtis been around since he was 15 and shit. He ain't never seen a picture of Curtis and his daddy together. Curtis was the sponsor, nigga. Your daddy was shit. His daddy and Curtis played ball, though. Yeah, his daddy and Curtis was a better ball player. Curtis didn't really brag about it. He didn't really brag about it. You know what I'm saying? Curtis was cool. He knew he was... He knew he knew your mama. So basically what you're saying is, niggas know these niggas' moms. That's what I'm saying. Niggas know these niggas' moms. And it's cool, though. And I'm just wanting to offer, just from an elder statesman point of view, man, like, nigga, some of you niggas is fraud, man. And niggas ain't calling you on it, man. Your life ain't perfect by no means. I'll be the first niggas to say that. So, before you niggas... You know, I'm just fucking with you, too. Get out, your mother. Put your panties out your ass, nigga. That's your fucking problem. Now, this the 85-South show. We fucking around. So, before you get mad, nigga, put some vaseline between your cheeks and pull your shit out, nigga. Relax. But some of you niggas need some motherfucking guidance because you're doing things all wrong. And then what they gonna think? Oh, man. You're gonna wonder why, nigga. Why do my jeans look painted on? Why do I look like Spider-Man? On the bright side, at least you'll know some niggas' momma about it. Right, nigga? Well, yeah, but you know, I saw me and said, bitches was the new niggas and that fucking disturbed me, dog, don't. Niggas, it won't be knowing niggas knowing niggas' mommas. It's gonna be niggas' momma knowing niggas. And it ain't just different, you know what I'm saying? It's different. I know a few niggas who mommas was kind of more niggar-ish than mommas. Sometimes you can't help it. Your momma just be in the streets like that. Some people who got some gangsta as momma. Sometimes, and that's a beautiful thing when you're a gangsta-ass momma and you're making it work for you. I can't bring you back. You're too traumatic, bro, because now you got me thinking about that time that girl pulled up on me and told me she was pregnant. I'm just trying to say John and Calvin, she was pregnant and she said, don't even worry about it. I know who it is. I was like, I just kind of had to just congratulate her. Sometimes it'd be like that, but I just want to come full circle, man, and just offer a little guidance to some of these young niggas, man, because I love you niggas, man. You're doing some great things, man, but you know, stop doing some of this shit, man. Hey, man, I hope your steps are clear to leave, see this and reach back out to you. Him and his momma got deported. I didn't go to court. Damn. I wouldn't went to court, man, but I was on probation, man. You can't be on probation going to court, so I feel you. I couldn't do that, but I go down at some time and shit, you know what I'm saying? That's cool. This little village and shit. That's what I'm saying. You came through and you dropped a lot of knowledge. Sometimes you got to go down there for a whole year, man. That's fucked up to even save her. I know you. That's fucked up. A whole family, man. A whole motherfucking family. My family nigga and my bitch and her kids is the best motherfucking family in the village, nigga. They got a computer, nigga. They own it. Damn, Sling. You a cold nigga, man. You got to go down there, man. I'm just saying. See, that's what I'm saying. I say the craziest shit. When I was in one, I seen like five motherfuckers on one scooter. That's the, I don't know. I ain't never been in one. I don't want to see no shit like that, you know what I'm saying? The baby was standing up. Their motherfuckers be raw. Now, that's real living right there. Muffers over here pacified. That's real living. Their motherfuckers is raw. But if you hit one rock, that goes your whole fucking family. One rock. Their motherfuckers be skillful though, nigga. They be skillful. They have no scooter riding faster than motherfuckers. Selling the middle nowhere. Selling all kinds of wears on the back of it. Just all types of shit, whatever it is. Corn tamales, nigga, necklaces, everything. They got that shit, nigga. And it's self-sufficient. They don't need nobody, nigga. And that's beautiful when it's like that. That's real, man. Shit, I ain't mad at that. I salute them, nigga. It's five motherfuckers. It's a fucking family, nigga. They own a bike, nigga, until the wheels fall off. And they working as a motherfucker unit. That's what some of us need to do. Your niggas' daddies need to come back home and work as a unit. We knew your mama was crazy when she had dynamic neck. I'm trying to bring the motherfucking family back together and see if that neck is still in immaculate condition. Wow. That's the movie right there. Your mama, old boyfriend, show back you're talking about that neck. She tell, well, I'm a teenage woman. For some women, man, it's a nigga that got her number that's going to make her, he got the key. I'm not sure what she's doing. She got the key. I'm not saying every nigga do it. Some nigga got the key. That's how the movie started off. Soon as the nigga get to Stacey Adams and do like this and put them on the floor. All that nigga, old hoe, show back up. Some nigga got the key. Well, not at the kids, bro. Some nigga got the key. Your mama had a lot of lovers at her time. But only one had the key. You know what I'm saying? I remember I can't move. That movie is funny as hell. A whole show about your mama. Y'all that grew up. Your mama at the house by herself. Then she go back and find the nigga that she kind of really wanted to fuck with. There's some kids out here that were born probably about 2002 that, you know, I met your mama at a Scarface party. Scarface birthday party. You're saying a lot of shit. You're going to have some of your kids. Now they can find you. Yeah, it was a Scarface party. I'm trying to bring it back together. It was a Scarface party in November. Like 2000, I think. Your mama was fine and a little leather mini skirt. He was cold outside. I don't know how she just made it out with that leather mini skirt like that. But she just looked immaculate, you know what I'm saying? The goosebumps and chill bumps would so be fitting over because she didn't have no coat. I hate that you put this shit on my man sitting there wondering what happened to all the old hoes. I mean, they go a bunch of ways because I want the women to understand even though as you get older, I want the women to understand that as men, we still respect you because, you know, I might be I might be vulgar and what I say. No, you still that, baby. I want you still to be the beautiful flower, the bad bitch you used to be. You just wiser and better now, you know what I'm talking about? You know a whole lot of more tricks now. Your neck probably swiveling 20 different degrees. So, not only are you saying fuck it, I can't even do it. Hey, man, we got to get the fuck out of here. I'm just saying, man. You doing, you... I'm just saying, man, your mama got feelings too. You know, every Christmas and shit you come over with your girlfriend and shit come over with your boyfriend and she's just by herself. Or you'll come over there, you and your brothers and sisters and your little girlfriends come over there and she's just over there by herself. You know what I'm talking about? She's mad. She's lonely. But she really waiting on y'all to leave so Mr. Charles can come through there with the faith of Adam's own. Hey, with that being said go ahead, man. Drop them bitches off. Slink, where they can find you at, bro? They can find me on Cash App at Dollar Sign Slink Johnson. They can find me on Venmo at Slink Johnson. They can find me at Zell and D-Beast at YAHOO.com They can find me on all your social networks at Slink Johnson excuse me, at Slink Johnson on all your social networks goddamnitslinkjohnson.com Look out for my movie with Daphne Springs Why She Keep Scratching Why She Keep Scratching Why She Keep Scratching Yeah, man, check out a couple movies coming out Dirty Cops L.A. Goddamnit Kings of L.A. I got a couple TV shows I'm working on right now I'm just really talking shit right now, man You turn me into somebody else in my stasis I thought I was cool as fuck, nigga But you turn me into somebody else I have a gangsta though, I didn't fuck some niggas' mamas But I want niggas just relax and be cool When you see me on the couch You don't tell them about a little chill Niggas a box of pizza on the table, you know what I'm saying? Just relax, you know what I'm saying? It's chill, you know what I'm saying? Your mama in there, she in that shower You know what I'm saying? Go home and see this nigga Lay it up on your mama's couch And you smell a little weed in the air I pissed you off a little bit You know what I'm saying? A little weed, a little chicken, you know what I'm saying? In the fucked up part She don't let nobody lay on their couch like that You ain't seen your mama smile in a minute, nigga She ain't smile like that in a minute, nigga When they come through You smell a little dracar in the air You know what I'm saying? Yo We got to get the fuck out of here This is the 85 South Pole This is my nigga Slick Johnson, man We out this bitch Smoke yours, nigga I'm so fucking hot, Carlos, thank you, ma'am I'm gonna go out and put that little urine You put it in your pocket, okay I'm gonna smoke that motherfucker tomorrow, man You think I'm playing, man, thank you I was so hot, man, I'm in and out I know y'all look at me a couple times What's wrong with this nigga? This shit right here Carlos gave some of this booty weed right there Some of this motherfucking This New Orleans weed, that's some of that shit I think I'll take some gunpowder Is this this shit? Hey, Los Males, high as motherfuckers Are you good, nigga? That shit was amazing