 Joe, did you see that monster back there? No, I didn't see anything. Barack, was that you? Yeah, I saw it too, Dunn. I think it's following us just out of our sight line. What are we gonna do? That thing's like 15 feet tall. There's no way we're out running it with Joe here. Maybe we can try to talk to it. Yeah, Joe, let's try talking to the Lovecraftian horror that's stalking us from the shadows. That sounds like a fantastic plan. Hello, why are you following us around? We gotta run till we find a door to hide behind. I don't think it has hands to open stuff. Maybe we can find something to throw at it and distract it for a second. Joe, hand me your shoe. I think it worked. It's not chasing us anymore, at least. There's no way that actually worked, Joe. That's the best thing you've done in over 55 years. Oh crap, we're running again. It's gonna catch us, guys. We can't do anything. There's nowhere to hide. Ah, the famed bacteria creature. We meet at last. Hypothetically speaking, you aren't even a bacteria. Bacteria are a member of a large group of... Uh, Ben, how... What just happened? Facts don't care about feelings, Obama. Wait, who's this guy? Oh, my...